It's clunky writing but I think they meant to say something like "I never saw her again, she died after that trip." The way it's written implies that she's directly saying she never saw her after she died.
It was a bad line…but it was completely hilarious 😂🤣 gotta give points for the seriousness of how she said that silliness! At least singing didn’t kill her grandmother 👵🏽 before she never saw her ever again 🙃
it was a good movie. if you like action it wont disappoint . dont always go with the ratings have your unique user experience and enjoy it and if you get bored dont watch it.
@RegeneratinDegenerat The original Rhino character wore a rhino suit. While Paul Giamatti’s Rhino suit didn't look like the one in the comic, at least it's a suit. He didn't become a combination of the Rhino and Ben Grimm"s The Thing.
4:24 I still cannot believe this line was actually written, filmed, edited and shown in theater. I was there, and I still can’t. It’s just too damn dumb.😂😂😂
It was a hallucination from that gun Rhino had. also the fear of spiders comes from his mom who died in the psych ward, I think. I saw it in theatres but i could barely follow
I had one dangle from the ceiling in front of me today, like 2 inches in front of my eyes. I'm ok with spiders from a distance but that really caught me off guard. LOL. I still managed to quickly catch him in the container my ram I'd just installed came in. Released him on the other side of the house, because I'm nice. (It's like -5f outside, otherwise I'd just have released him there).
This is why 94s' spiderman cartoon reigns supreme. The story arcs were just long enough and there was always good amounts of action and character building (and the greatest explosion sound effects in the world). Also that show had a spider-verse moment that rivals No Way Home.
And the only reason why no way home was good was actually because of the inclusion of Tobey's & Andrew's Spiderman else it would be another boring disney ironboy slop. So u have ironically sony to thank for the best spiderman LA movie in the decade & also the animated spiderman series and movie.
I have to admire Russell Crowe's commitment to the Funny Accents phase of his career. I really thought he'd have finished it by now, but he's clearly still having an absolute blast putting on the dumbest voices he can think of.
Maybe that *could* have meant that since she died not long after that trip, she never saw her again since her departure for that trip. Like, she was alive for the whole trip, plus abit more, but the last time she saw her was before the trip?
I think they use non-english syntax in this? They have non-english writer and the team did not bother to re-check the syntax (I don't know what you called it in english)
With all due respect to David Lynch, I do think there is *_one_* sub-genre that works really well on a Phone/Tablet/Laptop; Found Footage movies (doesn’t have to be horror).
With headphones and in the dark, there's not really much (technical presentation) difference to theatre, but even if it was hilariously worse .. we didn't say you "haven't watched" a movie if you only saw it on VHS on your 25 inch TV back in the day, just that it sucked in comparison to theatres (which themselves sucked more than watching a movie on a phone now does)
@@SimonBuchanNz My first 32 inch screen nearly outweighed me when I put on its stand. It did outweigh me when I took it off the the stand. Resolution, well DVD resolution at best and 1.33 aspect ratio. My present I can pick up at arms length and its 2K res.
Yeah, still doesn't make sense. He's hypnotizing one guy by looking in his eyes and counting. What about the other people around? They were hypnotized because hypnotizing works like a virus by spreading through the air or what?
I watched the movie before so I could appreciate the magic of this Honest Trailer. Wife and I laughed with the "Grandma died and I never saw her again" thing.
This movie's such a paradox to me. It manages to bungle Kraven so badly that you'd think they never picked up a comic book in their life, and yet it includes the Foreigner, one of the most obscure Marvel characters ever. Bizarre!
3:50 Wait a minute, wtf, the actor playing Rhino in this movie is the younger brother from Face/Off and he still looks the same age. Vampires are real.
was it just me noticing that kraven keeps saying he's the greatest hunter ever, can find anyone but once he meets calypso all of a sudden calypso needs to find everyone for him?
Huge scenes in Secret Wars after Chris Evans: 1. Aaron Taylor Johnson (Pietro Maximoff in the MCU and Kraven here) 2. Richard E. Grant (Dr. Rice from Logan and Classic Loki in Loki: Season 1) 3. Michael B. Jordan (Killmonger in Black Panther and 2015 Human Torch from Fantastic Four) 4. Oscar Isaac (Moon Knight in the MCU, Miguel in those Spider Verse movies, and X-Men: Apocalypse)
If Sony wanted to do Spider-Man films without Spider-Man why didn’t they do the Lizard? Just do a Jackle/Hyde story but with a lizard man. Practically writes itself.
"She died and I never saw her again"
It's a weird universe where that can't be taken for granted.
It's clunky writing but I think they meant to say something like "I never saw her again, she died after that trip." The way it's written implies that she's directly saying she never saw her after she died.
Not in comic books. "Currently deceased" is a common status on the MArvel Wiki
It was a bad line…but it was completely hilarious 😂🤣 gotta give points for the seriousness of how she said that silliness!
At least singing didn’t kill her grandmother 👵🏽 before she never saw her ever again 🙃
@@ArchibaldClumpyyeah. Replace the “and” with a comma and it makes perfect sense. Not terrible dialogue, just a small grammar mistake.
That the saddest thing I have hear in the last 10 minutes. 😭
"Chat KGB" 😂😂😂
That really needs to be on a T-shirt!
That is the first thing on a video I have literally laughed out loud to in a long time.
Working on it.
I love it when an honest trailer for a movie I'm never going to watch is released!
I watch these instead of the actual movie.. haha
I wasn’t even aware the movie was already released😅
it was a good movie. if you like action it wont disappoint . dont always go with the ratings have your unique user experience and enjoy it and if you get bored dont watch it.
@@AJ-axe I agree I watched it mostly for the action and not the plot and I enjoyed it.
Same!
“My grandma died and I haven’t seen her since.”
She was off looking for spiders in the Amazon
“My grandma died and I haven’t seen her since.”
*every 60 seconds a minute passes*
Because at the end of the day... It's night
Together we can stop this
stupidest line since "My father wasnt around but when he was, he was around" from Spiderman Lotus.
maybe like made a mummy of grandmum, and have her in a glass case?
Every time i look at her, i see her face.
This movie accomplished the impossible task of making people miss Paul Giamatti’s rhino
No it didn't. I liked the new Rhino.
@@Kris_AB No, no, it did... AND you liked the new rhino. Both are true.
Nah, the Giamatti Rhino was laughably pathetic. At least this iteration is a bit more faithful to the original comic appearance.
@@RegeneratinDegeneratfaithful or not this new one still sucked and looks like crap
@RegeneratinDegenerat The original Rhino character wore a rhino suit. While Paul Giamatti’s Rhino suit didn't look like the one in the comic, at least it's a suit. He didn't become a combination of the Rhino and Ben Grimm"s The Thing.
"Famed cougar hunter Aaron Taylor Johnson" 💀
Who better to play a hunter than someone infamous for being preyed on?
Alright thx for the chuckle take my like
Just looked it up - his wife is old enough to be his mother 💀
@@speedisoftheessence W
good man
4:24 I still cannot believe this line was actually written, filmed, edited and shown in theater. I was there, and I still can’t. It’s just too damn dumb.😂😂😂
Without any context to the movie. Freaking out when 100 spiders land on and around you is valid
Especially of that size.
@@AGoodLittleSuband the sheer number of them I would've died before the even got near me 😂
It was a hallucination from that gun Rhino had. also the fear of spiders comes from his mom who died in the psych ward, I think. I saw it in theatres but i could barely follow
I had one dangle from the ceiling in front of me today, like 2 inches in front of my eyes. I'm ok with spiders from a distance but that really caught me off guard. LOL.
I still managed to quickly catch him in the container my ram I'd just installed came in. Released him on the other side of the house, because I'm nice. (It's like -5f outside, otherwise I'd just have released him there).
@@adventuresinAI1982 ok?
I am sad for the end of this series. No other films have brought me this much joy without watching them
Took me a second. 😆
Clicked this video wanting to immediately hear "aaaaaaaaabs." Was not disappointed
Same 😂😂
This is why 94s' spiderman cartoon reigns supreme. The story arcs were just long enough and there was always good amounts of action and character building (and the greatest explosion sound effects in the world). Also that show had a spider-verse moment that rivals No Way Home.
And the only reason why no way home was good was actually because of the inclusion of Tobey's & Andrew's Spiderman else it would be another boring disney ironboy slop.
So u have ironically sony to thank for the best spiderman LA movie in the decade & also the animated spiderman series and movie.
Watching Honest Trailers instead of the actual movie is TIGHT!....wait, wrong channel
"Whoopsie!"
Also:
"...I understood that reference!"
Looool
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
It was super easy, barely an inconvenience!
That's thing from the videos I like!
I have to admire Russell Crowe's commitment to the Funny Accents phase of his career. I really thought he'd have finished it by now, but he's clearly still having an absolute blast putting on the dumbest voices he can think of.
0:55 famed cougar Hunter... damn, Honest Trailer that's cold 🥶
Man, that Orson Welles - Russel Crowe switcheroo was so unexpected yet so on point.
how?
"she died not long after that trip and I never saw her again"??
Godtier dialogue
It's like they knew it wasn't worth the effort since the collapse was inevitable
Lmaoo did a double take on that one like wtf😂😂
Maybe that *could* have meant that since she died not long after that trip, she never saw her again since her departure for that trip. Like, she was alive for the whole trip, plus abit more, but the last time she saw her was before the trip?
I think they use non-english syntax in this? They have non-english writer and the team did not bother to re-check the syntax (I don't know what you called it in english)
"KID WHO LOST A FIGHT WITH MUFASA" took me out lmaoo!
I wonder if it left a "Scar".
'Lion Fellow's, Safari Planet'
They made a Kraven movie?!
That's crazy!
In honor of David Lynch, please say “It’s such a sadness that you think you’ve seen a film on your F*CKING telephone. Get real!”
With all due respect to David Lynch, I do think there is *_one_* sub-genre that works really well on a Phone/Tablet/Laptop; Found Footage movies (doesn’t have to be horror).
With headphones and in the dark, there's not really much (technical presentation) difference to theatre, but even if it was hilariously worse .. we didn't say you "haven't watched" a movie if you only saw it on VHS on your 25 inch TV back in the day, just that it sucked in comparison to theatres (which themselves sucked more than watching a movie on a phone now does)
@@SimonBuchanNz You guys had 25 inch color tv's? lucky bunch!!, we had only 19-20 inchers here in my country (25 inch more common in old B&W ones)
@@hectoraccented5312 I was afraid the younguns wouldn't believe how crappy tvs were, and I'm not even going that far back!
@@SimonBuchanNz
My first 32 inch screen nearly outweighed me when I put on its stand. It did outweigh me when I took it off the the stand. Resolution, well DVD resolution at best and 1.33 aspect ratio. My present I can pick up at arms length and its 2K res.
‘Famed Cougar Hunter,’ is a gem of a line. 👏👌🤣
The original TMNT film from 1990 turns 35 this year - can we get an Honest Trailer for that?
35, not 25.
Thirty-five. It turned 25 in 2015.
2025 - 1990 = 35
Honestly, one of the best comic book movies ever made
BOSA NOVA!!!
“Chat KGB”
OK, that’s pretty damn funny 😂
"But since abs like that cover for personality disorders" Damn, that's brutal
You definitely got me with the "like quicksilver on a shoe string budget" 😂😂😂😂
"And the personality... of your pet cat" - Kraven proceeds to shoot someone after making it clear he doesn't need them 🤣
Doing the lord's work, watching it so we don't have to...
Oof... Glad I skipped it...
Bros save bros from bad movies.
Say “I’m something of a Land Shark myself” 🦈
Nooo
i understood that reference
We need this
i can't wait to see this movie on my second monitor while gaming on a saturday afternoon in 2 years when it randomly shows up on netflix
"Famed Cougar Hunter Aaron Taylor-Johnson" - that didn't take long. 😂
When mom says we're out of chicken nuggies and then that noise that Rhino makes lol.
Funny thing was that noise was dubbed in during post production!
They thought it was better than the original take.
@@watcherzero5256why the porpoise noises to begin with?
@ It was originally a loud scream of frustration, but they thought a silent scream of frustration (the porpoise noise) was better in post production.
00:12 12 seconds in and you had me cracking up! Missed you guys!
Thumbnail is just a close up of his abs 🤣. Probably the most appealing thing in this movie and I'm a straight guy lol
I guess few people picked that the foreigner was hypnotizing others when he made eye contact.
What a waste of a potentially awesome character - no one got what he was doing. It's gonna be many a year before we get him in live action again 😅
Yeah, still doesn't make sense. He's hypnotizing one guy by looking in his eyes and counting. What about the other people around? They were hypnotized because hypnotizing works like a virus by spreading through the air or what?
I wonder if people are really that dense? I mean both the counting and the mind control thing are both pretty well established tropes.
When the movie is good: I can't wait for the movie!
When the movie is bad: I can't wait for the movie's Honest Trailer and Pitch Meeting!
It's super easy
@@manuelalbertoromero9528 Barely an inconvenience.
Barely an inconvenience.
So 98% of the time nowadays you’re just looking forward to Honest Trailers and Pitch Meetings.
Pitch Meeting for KtH already released earlier before this one
“Just to add a San Diego’s
Zoo’s worth of powers!!!!” WTF ,
I’m tearing up and stopped watching the video after that. Brutal
That 6 pack closeup for the title is literally all that's good about the film 😂
Saywutifyergay
@DanielLies wutifyergay
@@DanielLiesWhat?
@@DanielLies
what?
also, if you dont find those abs hot I dont know. I mean LOOK AT THEM???
6:33 He says he’s going to say nothing, then proceeds to actually say nothing. 😂
I was more hyped for the Honest Trailer than the actual film!
me too, like seriously, i don't think i can sit through this movie
That's not even a fair match. It's like saying you are more hungry for a fresh pizza than a drippy turd.
@@dropboxmoabit384But in an Honest Trailers case the turd is the main ingredient for the delicious pizza 😂
yeeea! movies suck!
I watched the movie before so I could appreciate the magic of this Honest Trailer. Wife and I laughed with the "Grandma died and I never saw her again" thing.
"ONE OF US, ONE OF US!"
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
we accept you one of us!
@@stephenm8725 lol
One of us one of us
That "combo of Ayahuasca and feline aids" bit floored me.
2:18 i can't countinue to the video because i'm still laughing at this
I ready this at 2:16 and bust out laughing when the ish hit
Please say, “It's Morbin Webbin Kraven time!”
I would love the Madam Morbius Venom Kraven movie.
"...said nobody ever."
Same. Especially if ChatKGB writes it, and they let Hardy go nuts ADRing all the lines.
Why did I read that like the theme tune to TMNT? 😂
6:20 I love that fake title so much
That was best
After her mother died she never saw her again?!! The peak of modern Hollywood writing 😂
"When mom says we're out of nuggies." killed me! :P
*It’s Kraven’s Time.*
Ayyyy!
and then he proceeds to eat a bowl of Krave cereal
This movie's such a paradox to me. It manages to bungle Kraven so badly that you'd think they never picked up a comic book in their life, and yet it includes the Foreigner, one of the most obscure Marvel characters ever. Bizarre!
Mecha Rhino, please come back to us. All is forgiven. 😩
ChatKGB😂😂😂😂 omfg, i cannot 🤣🤣🤣
Say: "IT'S KRAVY TIME!"
e should've said it in Kraven's Last Hunt.
Yess pls
With extra hoarseness and distortion XD
Translated: Say: "IT'S COW TIME!" 💀
3:50 Wait a minute, wtf, the actor playing Rhino in this movie is the younger brother from Face/Off and he still looks the same age. Vampires are real.
You could say nobody was kravin' this mess
"Sony's spider's sense is dwindling" was hard 😂
I legitimately didn't even know that this was out yet. That's how little this made a splash.
No, it's just that you aren't that informed.
@@filipaantoniabaratadearauj1749you just said the same thing. There’s a whole department of a movie studio to ensure people are informed.
“Famed cougar hunter” had me weak!!!!
"Famed cougar hunter" is just diabolical! Whaaaaaaat??!!! 😂🤣🤣
“Lion fellow” is amazing! Well done on that one
You should probably do 28 Days Later (and 28 Weeks Later) before 28 Years Later drops. DON’T BE AN APPLE!
I want that honest trailer too
Morbius: So bad it became a meme.
Madame Web: So bad it was funny.
Kraven: It’s just bad.
Morbius was hopeless with its delays
David Foster Wallace reference was accurate. thanks for keeping him any more alive
"Put in a little effort that's all we ask " gawd DAMN😂
Now I want a Landman Honest Trailer
lmao completely, that joke was just tossed in and I love it. so unexpected.
Your writers are awesome. I didn’t even know what this movie was and I still laughed at the references.
"Lion Fellow's Safari Planet"
I understood that reference.
This was my favorite parody title they've ever done!
So I don't get it: what were they spoofing?
@@Kris_AB Brian Fellow's Safari Planet from Saturday Night Live
" The Cougar Hunter" wink wink, nuge, nuge. Now that's a movie/streaming series I'd watch. Definitely inside of HBO/Cinemax's wheel house. 😊
was it just me noticing that kraven keeps saying he's the greatest hunter ever, can find anyone but once he meets calypso all of a sudden calypso needs to find everyone for him?
If you've watched the movie, you'll know "Aquaman of the land" is a very accurate description
You sold me bro. On not watching this until it is free. And then hating myself afterwards.
I loved when he said "It's Kravin' Time!"
now I am worried if Sony is going to touch Japanese Spider-Man considering it is Stan Lee's holy grail.
Huh? Of course they're touching him, in Beyond the Spider-verse I presume
Watching honest trailers instead of the movie is super easy, barely an inconvenience
You are 110% correct! A Kraven/Morbius/Madam Web/Venom team-up _would_ be the greatest comedy movie of all time! Hope you male a trailer for it.
"Whys he scared of spiders?" Maaaan I'm scared of spiders too
5:38 Missed opportunity for "Lion man, Lion man, does whatever... a Lion does?"
The action actually is really good. That prison escape scene was very well done…
I remember watching the trailer and thought Russel Crowe was gonna be Krave and was kind of excited, and then the actual Kraven showed up...
Crowe might have been a good choice back in the Raimi days when he was still in shape, but now he's looking more like he's Kraven the Hamburgers.
@@lanceturley7745Although, he could always be casted for a voice role...
@@manuelalbertoromero9528Or they could cast an actual Russian. 🤷♂️. Unless stunt-casting a big name in order to promote is required.
Lmao I had no idea he's supposed to be Spider-Man's nemesis 😂
I still remember playing Insomniac’s Spider-Man 2 and saying “Yeah, Sony’s not doing a better Kraven than the one here.”
I was right.
I didn’t even learn this movie existed until yesterday. That’s how little of an impact it made in history.
Yes, I get the gag. Rhino's got horns. I just had to quick-replay 5:50 because of where his hand is. 🤗
LMAO 10X!!! 3:00 that wilted flower 😂
Please say "The wheels on the bus go round and rooooouuuuund."
Ayahuasca & Feline A.I.D.S. fukin ded 🤣☠💀 developed a San Diego Zoos worth of powers. OMFG
Goodbye Sony's Spider-Man Universe. You, existed.
LMAO Voice guy really thought we'd leave if he waited long enough before singing 😂
Please say "this film was the equivalent of having an incontinent pelican fly over your car."
Kraven broke records with 69 Oscar nominations!
Make an Honest Trailer for Skeleton Crew
"WHEN THE MAN .... COMES AROUND."
Huge scenes in Secret Wars after Chris Evans:
1. Aaron Taylor Johnson (Pietro Maximoff in the MCU and Kraven here)
2. Richard E. Grant (Dr. Rice from Logan and Classic Loki in Loki: Season 1)
3. Michael B. Jordan (Killmonger in Black Panther and 2015 Human Torch from Fantastic Four)
4. Oscar Isaac (Moon Knight in the MCU, Miguel in those Spider Verse movies, and X-Men: Apocalypse)
Deadpool's gonna have a field day with those.
@@HMNCLunar Yeah, in fact if Laura never met Classic Loki in the Void, she would have been pissed at "Dr. Rice"...
5:53 That might be the funniest callback in Honest Trailer history, because in “Morbius”, they say “when mom makes trendies for dinner”.
Percy Jackson Honest Trailer when? It’s been well over a year!!
If only the story said that he gains the power of those he hunts and kills, then a end credit of him watching spidey on the news could have been cool
This honest trailer was the first I ever heard of this character or movie.
It’s like they had the same writers write all 4 different films 😂
If Sony wanted to do Spider-Man films without Spider-Man why didn’t they do the Lizard? Just do a Jackle/Hyde story but with a lizard man. Practically writes itself.
*Jekyll
Same could have been said Morbius, but here we are.
don't give them any more ideas
Maybe they can’t use characters Marvel has used and vice versa
Not planning on watching this movie but DAMN am I glad it was made just so we could have this Honest Trailer.
*chefs kiss*