How Portal Should Have Ended
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ส.ค. 2024
- Chell has just escaped Aperture Laboratories and needs a friend more than ever. But who can you talk to when you in fact have no voice... or when you are also a horrible person?"
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"You are a horrible person, has anyone ever told you that?" It's been scientifically proven, actually
and SHE weren't even testing for that...
and fat, don't forget that
No he's awesome
"Here are your test results: You are a horrible person. That's what is says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." Ah, gotta love GLaDOS Quotes.
Eamon Mckirgan and
My only complaint is that when Gordon broke his legs the suit didn’t say
“Major fratchure detected”
Major. Fracture. De tected.
@@rohitchaoji Automatic. Medical. Systems. Engaged.
Morphine administered
@@rohitchaojiseek medical attention
Warning, vital sights critical
Don't worry. Medkits are pretty common in sewers, as Half-Life 2 taught us.
Medkits are nowhere to be found when you actually need them
TyrannoWright oh yeah
Yes
Also L4d2
TyrannoWright chell is a good person
“Sorry, I can’t understand you with your mouth full.”
You'd almost think that was a joke
IKR
Earthbound what meme
Lul.
@@joekreissl4499 what is a joke?
Did you know that Chell and Gordon Freeman have the same voice actor?
huh, I find it funny how I never noticed before
God they have such a diverse range.
Chell actually does have a voice actor, you can hear her when Chell gets hurt (without dying, for an example making a cube land on you)
Simone Daishi
That's the female citizen pain sound effect from half life 2, fun fact.
The Gaming Mouse is the guy half life dude
I can't believe you got the original voice actors for this one!
Yeah, I know!
Right ...
Voice actors ...
+Amasuca TDM aaaaaaand you ruined the joke
._.
YayDude123 Chell has no voice actor, so he was joking
"You are a horrible person! Has anyone ever told you that!?"
Yes, a lot actually!
And se were not even testing for that.
But it is true it's sciencetifically proven
She's also pale and a whale
Gordon: *breaks leg*
Chell: *hides body*
Yep, we all saw it in the video
@@Tamaldo Here are the test results, you are a horrible person, we weren't even testing for that
Silent Assassin, Suit Only
Agent 47: *Slow clapping*
This is unrealistic. Chell jumps to speak.
+Wahaller OMG, so true
+Wahaller "Okay, what you're doing there is jumping. Uh, you just jumped."
*jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump jump*
+Wahaller No. that's how you say apple.
Say A-pple
to quote Glados "the companion cube does not speak and in the likelihood it does speak you should ignore its advice"
to quote Glados "I think that one was about to say I love you"
@@nathan9828 "They are sectient of cource, we just have a lot of them"
It's confirmed by Valve that Chell actually CAN speak, but she chooses not to so she doesn't give the robots the satisfaction of hearing her voice. She'd probably speak to Gordon if they were to meet. The question really is whether or not Gordon would reply.
Gordon can speak also. How else would have he gotten the MIT graduation?
@@markosofranic3905 It's been said from other characters that Gordon isn't the talkative type, as he usually just thinks in his head. He can definitely talk, he just doesn't like to.
I mean, she said "apple" one time.
If they do a movie I really hope they stick to this
I think it was the ps2 manual that said Gordon was on a phone call with Gman. Am I right?
The "I can't understand you when your mouth is full" scene and the text slowly drifting away at the end greatly amused me
Gordon: "You're a horrible person. Has anyone ever told you that?"
It's the same thing GLaDos says in the game.
Thank you for saying that :)
And also the companion cube said it in the video.
+TheShadowstalker92 No shit Sherlock! D:
*****
A bit uncalled for but thanks for the reply none the less.
no shit! I played the game too! I hope no one else played or watched that game, or else your comment would be really stupid and useless!
I can't believe you actually got Chell and Gordons' voice actors to do their voices in this.
LOLZ!
You, sir, won the internet :D
I know it's amazing, did you hear Gordon grunt when he fell, just like the game!
AvRobert™ I know!
Poor Obama...
Idk why but the part where they are like "Wait, you can understand me?" always makes me smile
Meanwhile...
Companion Cube Falls Back Into The EXACT SAME Incinerator.
GLaDOS: thank you for returning the aperture science companion cube.
Maybe this is why Half Life 3 isn't coming out.
Fragonborn Entertainment You lie like the cake, man
Fragonborn Entertainment Gordon Freeman couldn't make it to the set to help make it...so they just cancelled it because valve is too lazy to look for anyone else.
Freeman should've been voiced by Ross Scott in this video... Though since I saw the Machinima logo at the beginning, probably wouldn't have happened anyway since Machinima had kinda fucked Ross over at that point.
+Fragonborn Entertainment xD
+Fragonborn Entertainment a 3rd of any game on steam is not coming out because Gaben used to work at microsoft and created windows 1 and 2 and they fired him before windows 3.
This was a triumph.
im making a note here
Huge success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
2:14 2:20
when you make a sudden switch from portal to half life and you forgot that the propper laws of fizics actually apply in half
I can’t believe you got the original voice actors!!
When Gordon said he was gonna try
I shouted at my phone
*Gordon wait, you don't have long fall boots*
Agreed
Major fraction detected
@@cole2lit613 *Major fracture
Those were knee replacements
Leo Vlad he said that
"Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE" so GLaDos wasn't lying!
There's a slight flaw here... In this, Chelle has the knee replacements. The knee replacements were exclusive to the original Portal. This escape is based on Portal 2. In Portal 2, she has the long boots. NOT the knee replacements. So the scene where she shows off the portal gun is incorrect.
Ok nitpick.
This escape isn't based on Portal 2. It clearly shows Aperture in ruins which is how the first game ended
@@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr but she meets Gordon at the field she left in the second game. Also, the ruins were there throughout Portal 2 as there is no way GLaDOS could fix them so fast and some may have been caused by Wheatley.
Actually this fits neither of the endings if you want to get technical. Gordon was still in Stasis during the events of Portal, and has been long dead by the end of Portal 2.
@@wta1518 no, Chell woke up in 2026-2031, she couldn't possibly have woken up in 9999999, because, in the announcer's sound files, there were around 50 nines, so then that would mean Chell was asleep for 274000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000... Now, I don't care how technologically advanced Aperture is, there is NO WAY, Chell could be in there for that long, and, if you see other containers in the Extended Relaxation Center, the period of time between "packing" and "expiration" dates were 20 years, so, it can only keep a human alive and healthy for 20 years, which suggests Chell was asleep for even less than 20 years, as she still has the physical capabilities to go through enrichment center testing, and, if Chell really were asleep for 27400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years, then there would be no way the enrichment center still remained, it takes nature 40 years to completely reclaim a city, so the enrichment center in that much time would be nothing more than vegetation... Chell went to sleep in 2011, and woke up in 2026-2031...
"What was that? I can't understand you while you're chewing"
was waiting for "Warning: Major fracture detected; morphine administered"
Same
"Vital signs critical. Seek medical attention."
User death imminent
Imagine hearing a barnacle eat him alive down in the sewers
sv cheats 1
god
Ez
I thought you can only shoot portals on moon stone...
you can shoot portals on white surfaces
true
i like pizza k
Did you even play portal at all?
Botato
"But you and me baby, we were meant for each other!"
"RAAAMMMMAAAAAA!!!!"
LOL!
I was expecting Chell to jump with no expression on her face evertime she said something.
Edit: I also wanted GLaDOS to meet the Nihilanth.
apparently Chell can speak she just chooses not to because she's pissed off and doesn't want to dignify the bizarre situation and characters with a response.
Ooor she didnt speak because she had the same voice actor like Gordon Freeman...
+J. Ackermann I commend you for your originality
I thought it was due to brain damage from the hibernation chamber
i tohught it was because she was abandonded and not around anybody who moves their mouth to talk, thereby resulting in her not knowing how to talk, but satill somehow understanding the characters
@@a.person1805 I think it is said somewhere that she even had a regular job at Apperture before GLaDOS took over...
Warning! Major fracture detected! Automatic medical systems engaged. Morphine administered.
Nailed It
Emergency.
User.
Death.
Imminent.
NightWolf117 Dude! You nailed it!
NightWolf117 they said medical systems engaged, not "activated". Idk why ik that by heart lol
How is morphine going to fix bones... 10 questions science cant answere
0:30
Anti-Aperture
2:21
R.I.P. HEV Mark V Suit
:D
2:38
R.I.P. Gordon Freeman
Well, I guess that can't happen because of the updated ending
Fun fact: Chell and Gordon have the same voice actor
I'm not sorry : p
XD
And the companion cube is Appsro
+Isaac fluff So nobody voices them XD
XD
Another fun fact: This voice actor is active since the 90's, being the voice of the main characters from both Pokémon and Chrono Trigger.
This was so much darker than most HISHE
Versal lets not forget those secret rooms in portal or how in half-life humanity is enslaved and can't reproduce , yknow just a little tiny dark
RobotGoggles well in half life 2 kleiner made it so they can mate again
This was so much quiter than most HISHE
What would have been funny is if she shot the second portal at an angle that made her land in the first one and got her stuck in an endless loop...
This wouldn't happen, he'd only take 10 damage from the fall.
Not HL2.
GMod gives 10 DMG.
HL2 gives 40 - 100 DMG depending on the height.
Wouldn't Gordon only take 10 damage
Montyfatcat
true
POW bros that's gmod tho not half life
Correct me if I'm wrong I'm in half life 2 ep 1 atm
on the xbox originl version you only take 10 damage
No because falling from heights gives a shit tone of damage in half-lifes
This is what happens when you give someone a whole cake all to themselves. The power goes right to their head.
This Is unrealistic Chell only communicates in jumps
Chell can talk, she does not because she doesn't want to give satisfaction to the robots
Nah she's just stupid...I'm sorry chell
The voice actors for Chell and Freeman were absolutely amazing, they sounded just like them.
Except the portal gun requires surfaces made out of solidified portal gel created from ground up moon rocks. And yes, I am fun at parties.
dont seem like it
It actually will work on any smooth enough surface, remember you can stick portals on concrete
AlphaDingo990
Nope
Sonicbolt I'm guessing you didn't play portal 2
AlphaDingo990
i did, and you cant places portals on concreate
Because of this, I can't look at my Lego Companion Cube without hearing it bellow, "Skank!"
This video contains the following:
The romance of main characters that are mutes
A companion cube yelling "skank"
Bullying
Murder
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...cake
Yes
See, that ending is a bit wrong though. The modifications made to his HEV suit between Half-Life and Half-Life 2 made it so they had resistance to falling, so if that takes place after Half-Life, he wouldn't have the Gravity Gun, and if it was after Half-Life 2, he has the resistance to falling, so... it's impossible.
Half portal 4
3
as in Portal 3 and Half-Life 3
That are not out there yet.
Amasuca TDM I have a reason. You didn't even understand the joke here.
jakob schoonover oh is that a reason to call somebody names huh?
Amasuca TDM Yes, because you tried to correct something.
jakob schoonover And... Is there anything wrong with correcting something or someone?...
Wow. The voice acting of Chell was phenomenal. Way to go, guys, you really nailed it!
Gordon's voice acting was better
abster muffins Bryan Marulanda GUYS, GUYS, what are you guys talking about! It was obviously the cactus's voice! It was just... beautiful. It gave me shivers down my spines. Oops, I meant spine.
So many great voices in this video. I don' think I could decide if I wanted to.
I have more death in falling of things
Than a enemy actively trying to kill me.
So i learn not to fall off things or know what height that i can land safely
But this Gordon thinks that he could survive falling like a 10 foot building without thinking that "is this going to kill me."
How would it be 10 feet
"I know exactly what I want"
I knew what she wanted. Cake.
Mutes cant scream or use sign language with their mouth full. Thats just the best kind of logic
"SKAAAANNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK" -Compaion cube
SPAAAAAAAAAACE
SPAAAAAAAACE
-I think you already know who said that.
Space Core GIVE ME THE MAP TO SKYWALKER
SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE
*skrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaa*
Aspro?
2:18 major fracture detected
now i know why we don't have Half Life 3...
+Nicolás Riveros But Half Life 3 is comming?? Wtf. xD
+ZenTroniix I thought the writer for half life left valve
News flash: Half Life:Alyx is on its way
*me jumps back into the time traveling portal*
Silent Protagetenist Chat.
Wow thats sad the only reply to this commet is a spell correction
Guys Chell can talk, she does not because she doesn't want to give satisfaction to the robots
Low wtf every year there's a comment
So you can gain access to the Silent Protagonist Chat by not talking through an entire game, even when you're able to? That's op
Also, 1 reply/year POG
major fracture detected
*and Gordon's suit protects him from the fall*
Just a reminder Glados said "Good people don't end up here".
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
I was looking for this comment!
Lol!
companion cube is not who he was XD
yeah
Team rockets blasting off again!!!
when he said "you want something to eat" and she said " i know exactly what i want" and she made the gesture, who also had the same thought as me that way i know i'm not the only 1?
ha same, I thought she be chowing down on Mr Gordon
I want a *jump*
+Andreas Berganza That she wanted a burger? Yes.
+Andreas Berganza
I dont know what thats supposed to mean, If you remeber the Cake is a lie?
+Gregory Starr it means no cake there is no cake
This takes place directly after portal 2. At this point of the story chell is wearing boots. But HISHE changed it so that Chell is barefoot. I wonder why HISHE decided to make this change. 🤨
In Gordon's game, you endure the terror of fall damage.
Half life 3: confirmed
no Half-Life 3 uncomfirmed
Garrit Larsen Portal 3: Confirmed
R Cain Also not confirmed, due to no official announcement. Yea really need to stop reading rumor sites.
It's a joke dumbass.
Valve doesn't make third games.
1:00 Three characters, a cube, and two mutes.
A cube has 6 faces. M is the 13th letter if the alphabet
13 - 6 = 7
A cube with 7 faces is a heptagon
H is the 8th letter
8 / 4 = 2
the succesor of 2 is 3
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
Portal 3 confirmed
+Ricardo Andrade Dias A cube with 7 faces is not a heptagon. it's a heptahedron
+Ricardo Andrade Dias there isn't anything as a cube with 7 faces, a cube has 6. the word you are looking for is polygon
The hope, I remember.
4 characters actually!
how both of em speak
chell:jump
gordon:reload sounds and shooting sounds of guns
After watching this video, It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
I love the GLaDOS reference Gordon makes at the end.
I thought I was the only one who noticed it
Not just the end of the video though.
So that's why there's no Half life 3 then.
Well I don't think VALVE will ever actually make a game that has the word third or 3 in it for some reason. (eg They wont make portal3, counter strike 3, Half life 3 or TF3)
OR LEFT 4 DEAD 3?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Bradley Newson Yep. In the year 2052 there will be left 5 dead 4 but never 3. Nonono.
Poisonapple they made left4dead3 -_-
Jeremiah Duckworth I think u mean left 3 dead 4
That never did make sense to me, Gordon takes fall damage although he’s in a suit of armor (although that only increases your weight, thus increasing your fall speed) but Chell just has these weird things strapped to her calves? The boots make more sense, although they’d also need something to suspend their internal organs to keep them from smashing all around inside their bodies.
but screw real world science, video games don’t have to make sense if they’re fun.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
Gotta love the silent screams of pain
Wait this was made 3 years ago SO HALF LIFE 3
Holy crap and in a year half-life 4
i think valve is not making a second to either
i meant third
+krishna tolovaa And your comment was 3 months ago, confirmed!
MrSylfa hi
I just completed portal 2 this morning! Great video, I’m so glad Chell FINALLY got her cake🎂 😊
So you mean that Gordon Freeman conveniently came from New Mexico to Michigan at just the time Chell was leaving Aperture Laboratories?
After 234 years Half Life happened? Wow.
Dora Demir Half Life 2 takes place in eastern europe
GOd dammit why does nobody know this, well ive have to explain it. Valve has actually confirmed that chell can speak but she just dosent beacuse of the sitiuation ._.
Thank you good sir
What about Gordon
+DuckBoy 3825 May be same situation as Chell
-unless all that radiation and shit got rid of his voice...-
+Jonatan Hulthin "...mute lunatic"-GLaDos, I rest my case
let me explain this to. it's a pretend world with pretend rules. Are also going to ignore the discrepancy between the games? Theres no real story here even though it could have been a really good one.
Morphine administered...
Thank you! Someone else who remembers the hazard suit!!
KatieRose Hamilton
"Ammo Depleted"
D:
Tailsthehacker01 "Minor Fracture Detected"
DuckyMomo1010
"Blood toxin levels detected"
Actually, Chell is able to speak, but she doesn't because she doesn't want to give the robots the satisfaction of hearing her voice
And here I was thinking she would use portals to send him to a hospital...
"but uh you and me baby we were ment for eachother WARGHHH"
+Angel Cage XD
Companion Cube pansexual: Confirmed
I was thoroughly enjoying the crossover.. until the odd ending.
Couldn't Gordon just wheel himself to one of those first aid kit things? Wouldn't his suit take most of the impact and he'd walk away with a sprain?
Foggy Pebble yes and the suit should have administered morphine
It's for the sake of animations
We can assume he survived
It’s for the sake of comedy
How Portal 2 Should've ended:
Wheatley: Oh right the lift I'll call it now.
Wheatley: heheheh.. ahahah.. AHAHAHAHAHA.
Wheatley: Actually why do we have to leave right now?
Wheatley: Do you have any idea how good this feels?
Wheatley: I did this! Tiny little Wheatley did this!
GLaDOS: You did nothing. She did all the work.
Wheatley: Oh that's what you 2 think, eh? Well maybe it's time I did something then!
GLaDOS: no... NO.... NO...!
Wheatley: And don't think I'm not onto you too lady!
Wheatley: Do you know what you are? Selfish. You've done nothing but boss me around.
Chell: in hand language I CAN'T EVEN SPEAK!
Chell: in hand language I NEVER EVEN SPEAKED TO YOU THROUGH HAND LANGUAGE! I WAS QUIET THE WHOLE TIME!
Wheatley: Oh..... Well then... Up you go then.
Lift: goes up
2:22 Was hoping for some Hazardous Environment Suit lines here:
Major fracture detected.
Major lacerations detected.
Internal bleeding detected.
Pain suppressant administered.
Seek medical attention.
New Portak Gun (HISHE LORE): Can now shoot portals at objects that aren't moon rock.
+Cpt. Lexis Actually, It is not HISHE lore at all, the Portal Gun can actually create portals from Plaster, Vinyl, Concrete, and Marble, All on a flat surface that does not move of course. Moon Rock just makes better portals than others. The More You Know.
spudgun181 I think I know too much. Too much, that the FBI is looking for me right now, before I expose that Obama is a repti--
+spudgun181 Portal 2 contained a Portal Ex Machina scene though WHen you had to laser the neurogas tubes
+Cpt. Lexis he's what wwwhhhaaattt!!!
+Cpt. Lexis lol. And I'm a democrat.
At 2:40 i lost it because he said "YOUR'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON!" and I instantly thought of GlaDOS.
''Here come the test results... You are a horrible person.''
2:05 - Yeaah... That wouldn't work considering she's only able to do portals on moon material.
Make Portal 2 How it should have ended
+Companion Cubie Huh? This is a reference of Portal 2.
Yes it's e but it's not Portal 2
+Jason Lee No, this is off the ending of the first game.
Frungi It's actually a mix of both.
Jason Lee What was in here from the sequel? I must have missed it.
I thought Freeman was gonna fall from the portal into the same portal again and fly to his death! haha but this works.
Momentum kill! Yeah, that probably would've been even funnier, XD
1:10 A giant rogue robot who once used me as a test subject and tried to kill me with toxic gas told me that. Does that answer your question, Companion Cube?
The enrichment centre reminds you that the companion cube cannot speak. In the event it does speak, which it will not, the enrichment centre urges you to disregard its advice.
We all know the companion cubes are stuffed full of human corpses.
+Bizorke no.
+Bizorke Ya thats where i am :P
+Bizorke jip
THEORY THEORY THEORY IT IS NOT FACT
WaffleCat3367
So is evolution
No. Gabe Newell released his scriptures unto the earth so that his children might be saved from the evils of the gaming industry. You are a stain upon this earth for mucking up his stories and for that you will spend your afterlife in the eternal hell of EA's customer support.
my god, the worst punishment.
are you still making half life 3?
jsletsplay122 Did you call me fat again child? Your insolence knows no bounds. I will delay it another month.
For, that. Not fat your lordship.
Wow... Seems like you've already started a cult following with your terrible troll skills. Too obvious.
“You are a horrible person” “has anybody ever told you that”- Glados
0:48 also doomguy
I was just sitting there going, "Wait, Gordan, what about Alyx?"
but Gordon's suit should have helped him, right?
Gordon still takes fall damage in Half-life 2
dylan desousa
Yeah, but doesn't his suit help him take less of it?
Zone Nexus
he didn't explode isn't that good enough.
In half-life 2 deathmatch,you get constant 10 dmg from falling any height. I'm not sure that applies to the singleplayers too.
dwater18 it in fact does not.
Gordon: "Let me try!!"
Me: "Ack!! No No NO!!
Last words of Companion Cube: COME AT ME BRO, SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!
i thought gladOS said the companion cube couldn't talk
+Yisrael H Even if it appears that the Companion Cube DOES talk, it doesn't.
+Yisrael H it does because she said if it did talk I would say to get out of there and it would save you because it is said that they put dead people in it. ha :3
+Android5001 ah that makes sense..for portal anyway
+Yisrael H if it doesnt you must not listen to him
Watch game theory's video
If it had ended like that there would be no portal 2 and no Wheatley, space core... This is TERRIBLE! DX
Indeed.:c
SPAAAAACE!!!
KatieRose Hamilton No Body's Going To SPACE! Mate!
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M8*
1:26 the legendary scream of companion cube
Hahaha i love that JohnnyEthco is the voice for the companion cube