The one about babies crying because they're in pain is actually pretty accurate. They're in a near constant state of growing pains and backaches, and whenever they bump their hand or foot, that's even more pain in the same caliber. They have basically no life experience and that's the most pain they've ever felt, which is part of the reason why they're almost constantly crying.
13:10 wait that actually happened to me, randomly while trying to sleep I literally just imagined an entirely new life where I just lost a loved one and I actually felt the whole thing. I cried that whole night.
Happens to me all the time, I have a whole dream world-parallel universe version of the area in Illinois where I grew up, mine is soooo much better. It's mall has a roller coaster in the center, the amusement park has a video arcade that would be the envy of 2050, there are several "dining districts" that are amazing, the neighborhoods, houses, churches, parks, and architecture are superior, there's no crime & absolute peace. Once in a while though I'll meet a lovely girl, or reconnect with one from my past, then wake up to find she's just the pillow 😭😭😭
@@arctrix765 Thanks! But sometimes its not a real person, the last dream it was a hybrid of my 6th grade teacher and an idealized version of my 8th grade girlfriend. One time it was honest to God Kristen Bell from "The Good Place" 😅 Ain't dreams great?
Some plants do have feelings, not quite like ours, but their own version. Some produce toxins when being over-eaten by herbivores, and some of them can even send out signals to their nearby kin so that THEY also start producing the toxin, so that when the herbivores get to them, they'll be ready. Lots of plants send out stress signals when damaged. Some species of trees take care of their young, transferring nutrients to them via their roots to help them grow. But dandelions... they have a HUGE thick taproot that can go as far as 2 or 3 feet directly down into the ground. They store a ton of energy in it, so when you pull the flowers or leaves, they don't give a shit. They just use some energy from their taproot and grow new ones. Even if you pull out most of the taproot, if a small portion of it remains, it'll just keep growing. That's why they're so hard to exterminate when they've taken over an area. They truly feel nothing, except for an insatiable hunger for world domination.
9:38 As a Canadian, I can say with full confidence that after a long day of maple syrup foraging, we retreat to our maple leaf nests made in heavily forested areas, often near one of the great lakes, which we worship.
As a west-coast Canadian, I am unbound by the spiritual power of the faraway great lakes, and therefore get to fight geese without disturbing the politeness balance.
2:08 There is a Dutch song that perfectly discribes this scenario. "Er staat een paard in de gang" (There is a horse standing in the hallway) made by André van Duin.
I had a dream where it was a triangle, square and a rectangle just floating and I woke up crying considering it a nightmare You needed to know that for no reason
Too be fair, as a certified math hater, I absolutely fuking hate geometry or any math problem that has anything to do with shapes. So I'd probably be screaming in agony if I had that same dream.
10:20 this also does apply for places. While in nightmares its mixed versions of places, its still places mixed together. I once had a dream of a wooden barn and i was moving, i live in a mostly sub-urban ish area, no barns whatsoever. Also, i once had a nightmare of a long green hallway with a green room that had tan carpet and a white ceiling, and someone was behind me trying to force me to go down the hallway (i am still traumatized by this lmao), so uh, thats lovely, just gotta find an endless green hallway with people inside it being dragged away irl.
another scary thing i remembered: i had one nightmare where it was just me and most of my family having a normal day in a 1-1 replica of one of the rooms in my house but all of their faces were the same, and they just looked inhuman. like if you were looking at uncanny pictures of people, it looked like a person but at the same time there were so many things wrong, the placement of the eyes, the shape, the eye size, the nose placement, everything was just slightly wrong and inhuman.
Tumblr makes me think of the three presidents taking part as active members in a quora page 💀 Also vaazkls daily schedule is straighter than the average tumblr user 🥶
8:46 Actually, snapping someone’s neck is quite hard. Bones are still bones, even if they’re in your neck. I suggest just block off their breathing source by squeezing your thyroid cartilage. It should block off your breathing source. I don’t know, I’ve only ever tried it on myself, and then only for a few seconds, but this should be more effective and easy than snapping someone’s neck.
Although it is hard to break the bone you can still cut the spine of by twisting the neck hard enough. Hence why it kills people, the bones are intact, by the brain is no longer connected to you body
Contrary to popular opinion, red bricks can be surprisingly good for your dental health when given the right treatment. Nine out of ten dentists do not approve of this and do not reccomend it or know the proper method of red brick treating.
10:07 This checks out. Parrots are one of the smartest animals on the planet, and a parrot is the first animal that's responsible for asking the first existential question. (The question was "what colour am I?)
12:55, One day I was just really sad for no reason, and when somebody asked if i was okay I burst into tears. I had no reason to feel sad... I just did. Now I realized i mourned the death of a random stranger. Rest in peace my friend. I don't know who you were, but you sure were important.
"What if they just added another color to the traffic lights" Apparently this is a thing. There's a plan that, when there's a "sufficient" percentage of self-driving cars on the road, they'll add another color (I think they're currently planning to use white) that means "continue following the car in front of you" I know not if this bodes well.
I have the honour to say i am one of the infamously insane Tumblr users, and have a few chit-chatty stuffs that blew up too I love our community and how we can absolutely ruin everything you've ever loved in just a few words
I once had a dream where I ate like 30 large chipotle burritos in a couple minutes. I was so full in my dream that when I woke up from my dream I had lost my appetite for breakfast.
That monsters nearby post fucking scared me cuz one night I couldn't get to sleep at all and at like one thirty in the morning I hear scratching noises coming from the walls and never had this happen again
Somebody once told me the world was gonna be a win for black since the two passes pawns can be stopped by the king and rook and leads you to pawn vs rook endgame which should be a win
Did you know? It was scientifically proven that the definition of distraught is the feeling you get when you flip your pillow over to the cool side but it’s warm because your arm was underneath it Good day
Idk about the soulmates thing. There'd be far too many to count. I have ADHD and Aspergers and I grow extremely, unreasonably attached to main and side characters in Anime and Video Games that I enjoy. If someone wrongs MY characters, I go absolutely feral (Growling, sudo-roaring, the whole nine yards).
Dude everytime i sleep im like "Welp time go into the thinking of random events that are not possible to be manually unconcius to pass time when its day time and wake up machine."
15:05 bro im attached to my own characters. Like the ones I created. Does that make me their mother...? SO YOU MEAN TO SAY I GAVE BIRTH TO A BLUE ALIEN GIRL WITH WEIRDASS HORNS AND BUTTERFLY WINGS?!
You can't hard boil an egg in your colon, the protein ovalbumin, which constitutes the majority of the egg whites, begins to denature at 184°F. if your colon is 184°F you have a fever.
7:19 when I was a young kid I had reoccurring dreams for a week straight. It was always the same thing and was in an irl setting. The main road was on a hill,but in the dream the hill was scarily steep. I would be on the side of the road down the path from the building I lived in. On the other side of the road there was this long drive way with houses along one side that lead to a shopping mall, and on the other side there was a steep fenced off hill with trees, tall grass and other plants. In the dream tho, the tall grass wasnt just contained to behind the tall wire fences and came right up to the sidewalk on the other side. The grass was also taller than usual, and unusually dry to the point the usually creep green grass was yellow. The wind was rustling the grass and I could hear these faint overlapped whispering voices that seemed to be beckoning me. Each day I would cross the street to the other side with the tall grass, but with each day I would get slightly closer the whispering becoming louder. The last dream I could swear I was starting to make out words and I would finally see what was speaking to me from the grass. I was so excited because it had been a week of buildup. I had almost made out the voices and just started to peak through the grass. I went to sleep the next night, but did not have the dream again. I've remembered it so vividly after all these years because not knowing what the voices said genuinely messed me up at the time. I was pretty young, but still, what ever 'they' were trying to tell me felt so important. And the way that the dreams lasted exactly a week... I think about it now and it still messes me up. It makes me feel like something important is missing.
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4:27 what's the music used here i have heard it lots of times and i have never heard the name
tumblr has the ability to be smooth as hell and the most confusing site on the internet without batting an eye
i think its better than twitter
@@VaazkLShorts agreed
webbed site
@@VaazkLShorts w opinion
it is the domaine of the gays with incredible education but also incredible student loa dept
The one about babies crying because they're in pain is actually pretty accurate. They're in a near constant state of growing pains and backaches, and whenever they bump their hand or foot, that's even more pain in the same caliber. They have basically no life experience and that's the most pain they've ever felt, which is part of the reason why they're almost constantly crying.
Oh god now if i have a baby i'll uncontrolably think about this.
Also reminder! Your stomach acid is constantly digesting your stomach but your brain is telling you its fine!
@@mrmateusz5188you don’t have pain receptors there though??? It’s also coated in mucus which protects the stomach lining so it’s not being digested
@@elfi643 The only way your stomach can start eating you is if you stop eating for too long.
Now imagine being that one baby who barely cries. Masochist being born right there.
Tumblr just seems so chaotic yet unified
It's
✨💖CONTROLLED CHAOS💖✨
As someone who’s on the platform, you aren’t wrong!
Chaotic Good.
Makes 1 million people die to save 4
We are a hive mind living on vanilla extract.
The entire site takes turns with the single brain cell.
13:10 wait that actually happened to me, randomly while trying to sleep I literally just imagined an entirely new life where I just lost a loved one and I actually felt the whole thing.
I cried that whole night.
Happens to me all the time, I have a whole dream world-parallel universe version of the area in Illinois where I grew up, mine is soooo much better. It's mall has a roller coaster in the center, the amusement park has a video arcade that would be the envy of 2050, there are several "dining districts" that are amazing, the neighborhoods, houses, churches, parks, and architecture are superior, there's no crime & absolute peace.
Once in a while though I'll meet a lovely girl, or reconnect with one from my past, then wake up to find she's just the pillow 😭😭😭
@@Nunya_Bidness_53 NOOOOOOO
i've lost a loved one in my dream once, after i woke up i immediately ran down to see if she is still alive, i cried
@@Nunya_Bidness_53 i want you to get her
@@arctrix765 Thanks! But sometimes its not a real person, the last dream it was a hybrid of my 6th grade teacher and an idealized version of my 8th grade girlfriend. One time it was honest to God Kristen Bell from "The Good Place" 😅 Ain't dreams great?
i like how the last one specifies dandelions, implying that not having feelings is a trait specific to them and not other flowers/plants
Some plants do have feelings, not quite like ours, but their own version. Some produce toxins when being over-eaten by herbivores, and some of them can even send out signals to their nearby kin so that THEY also start producing the toxin, so that when the herbivores get to them, they'll be ready. Lots of plants send out stress signals when damaged. Some species of trees take care of their young, transferring nutrients to them via their roots to help them grow.
But dandelions... they have a HUGE thick taproot that can go as far as 2 or 3 feet directly down into the ground. They store a ton of energy in it, so when you pull the flowers or leaves, they don't give a shit. They just use some energy from their taproot and grow new ones. Even if you pull out most of the taproot, if a small portion of it remains, it'll just keep growing. That's why they're so hard to exterminate when they've taken over an area. They truly feel nothing, except for an insatiable hunger for world domination.
9:38 As a Canadian, I can say with full confidence that after a long day of maple syrup foraging, we retreat to our maple leaf nests made in heavily forested areas, often near one of the great lakes, which we worship.
As a west-coast Canadian, I am unbound by the spiritual power of the faraway great lakes, and therefore get to fight geese without disturbing the politeness balance.
You lying, canadians aren't real
Oh dang it I forgot. I’m going to retreat back to the imaginary void we non real Canadians come from now.
One time I dreamt of a really good burrito and woke up with my hair and pillow drenched in tears I was so confused
the burrito was so good u just cried
It was a spicy burrito
the burrito was made out of tears, and when you woke up, the burrito dissolved itself so that no mortal is able to see its true form
@@geo4876sounds like a sick villain arc
I think I got asthma from laughing so hard at “So did their neck”
SAME
So did your neck
I sweat tumblr was a fever dream and you can't convince me otherwise
hey connor
Oh hey there
Can you heart ❤ my aaaaaaaah
Tumblr is an extremely scary place
Was? We're still here.
2:08 There is a Dutch song that perfectly discribes this scenario.
"Er staat een paard in de gang" (There is a horse standing in the hallway) made by André van Duin.
I had a dream where it was a triangle, square and a rectangle just floating and I woke up crying considering it a nightmare
You needed to know that for no reason
Geometry is that scary
dang bro i had a dream i cried at a dog image on a tv
@@kirbokitty77777 i cried at the 20th century fox logo
wth is my brain doing
Too be fair, as a certified math hater, I absolutely fuking hate geometry or any math problem that has anything to do with shapes.
So I'd probably be screaming in agony if I had that same dream.
I had a dream where I was in a gang of goose people and we drank soda and played Apples to Apples all day and I woke up terrified
10:20 this also does apply for places. While in nightmares its mixed versions of places, its still places mixed together. I once had a dream of a wooden barn and i was moving, i live in a mostly sub-urban ish area, no barns whatsoever. Also, i once had a nightmare of a long green hallway with a green room that had tan carpet and a white ceiling, and someone was behind me trying to force me to go down the hallway (i am still traumatized by this lmao), so uh, thats lovely, just gotta find an endless green hallway with people inside it being dragged away irl.
another scary thing i remembered: i had one nightmare where it was just me and most of my family having a normal day in a 1-1 replica of one of the rooms in my house but all of their faces were the same, and they just looked inhuman. like if you were looking at uncanny pictures of people, it looked like a person but at the same time there were so many things wrong, the placement of the eyes, the shape, the eye size, the nose placement, everything was just slightly wrong and inhuman.
I had a dream i was in a clown car at the airport
Tumblr makes me think of the three presidents taking part as active members in a quora page 💀
Also vaazkls daily schedule is straighter than the average tumblr user 🥶
the voice crack at 11:48 was a piece of art
Missed pun at 4:38: The desperation only *crows* with years
hey man, I love your videos they’re funny, so glad your making more full-length videos ❤❤❤
Tumblr is like Reddit without the superiority complex.
I used to imagine Kasane Teto in an alternate universe, crying in front of a poster of me, wishing I was real.
based kasane teto enjoyer
Legitimately thinking about handing out flyers for my fanfics now ngl getting readers is kinda hard with the market these days
5:25 honestly this was the best part of the video because he broke character and reacted in a non monotone manner and it was hilarious
11:54 i personally prefer the Jeany Collects version of this since it sounds less dead inside
This video legitimately made me laugh so hard in the first five minutes that now I have a stomach cramp
8:46 Actually, snapping someone’s neck is quite hard. Bones are still bones, even if they’re in your neck. I suggest just block off their breathing source by squeezing your thyroid cartilage. It should block off your breathing source. I don’t know, I’ve only ever tried it on myself, and then only for a few seconds, but this should be more effective and easy than snapping someone’s neck.
The Joker explaining people how to kill
I’m just helping someone else kill easier.
@@1he7oker sigma grindset
Although it is hard to break the bone you can still cut the spine of by twisting the neck hard enough. Hence why it kills people, the bones are intact, by the brain is no longer connected to you body
How did it turn from their neck to mine
7:43 Swimming while it’s raining just hits different, much better than normal swimming imo
10:35 this took such a dark turn I love it
“Damn you banana man” is the most inspirational quote yet
12:36 shit I actually really wanna see this as a movie!
1:26 is so relatable when I’m waiting for something to load in.
Damn, Tumblr is just chaos personified
Contrary to popular opinion, red bricks can be surprisingly good for your dental health when given the right treatment. Nine out of ten dentists do not approve of this and do not reccomend it or know the proper method of red brick treating.
12:00 this got me so badly!!!
10:07
This checks out. Parrots are one of the smartest animals on the planet, and a parrot is the first animal that's responsible for asking the first existential question. (The question was "what colour am I?)
5:26 has me laughing my ass off 😂
it took me 10 seconds to understand...and then I was mind-blown☠
They really needed it to be horrible
12:55, One day I was just really sad for no reason, and when somebody asked if i was okay I burst into tears. I had no reason to feel sad... I just did. Now I realized i mourned the death of a random stranger. Rest in peace my friend. I don't know who you were, but you sure were important.
The difference between archæology and grave robbing is the motive
Nah bro, “taking lunch to the next level” got me dead 💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿
Tumblr users are always the ones thats the most funniest ones
1:56 that one sentence single-handedly made me cry
12:12 iirc The answer is 50 years. It’s archaeology after 50 years. You’re welcome, tumblr.
This entire video can be described as "well, he's not wrong"
5:27 unravel-ling once said "Please. turn of my ducking life support"
A nightvale post?! Absolutely epic
2:00
> be me
> popular minecraft youtuber yahiamice
> walk into new studio
> go to 3rd floor
> horse walks in
3:07 i mean, the trees are going nowhere in their life, so maybe you really aren't alone
These videos always make my day. Thank you
7:18 I find this very relatable, I really wanted to know what was in the stomach of that dragon at the dragon museum.
13:42
Imma do this when i'm a ghost but just push them off the stairs instead
tumblr is a place where you sometimes understand it or don’t understand it
Or where you don’t understand it, but it still make sense. Or when you think you understood it, but in reality it never made sense to begin with
3:24 my motivation shattered a decade ago, I don't even keep up with my own god dam hobbies
"What if they just added another color to the traffic lights"
Apparently this is a thing.
There's a plan that, when there's a "sufficient" percentage of self-driving cars on the road, they'll add another color (I think they're currently planning to use white) that means "continue following the car in front of you"
I know not if this bodes well.
White is a colour for transit priority here.
Someone already said this, but 5:55-5:58is such a good line. It's so RAW
The pain 24/7 we get used to is digestion, its actually very painful, we just no longer feel it
To everyone who now gets it: "he becomes a teapot."
9:38 as a Canadian, I can confirm that this is how Canadians are born
1:58
there's A HORSE, LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL
I have the honour to say i am one of the infamously insane Tumblr users, and have a few chit-chatty stuffs that blew up too
I love our community and how we can absolutely ruin everything you've ever loved in just a few words
What if tumblr is just messages from an alternative dimension where the things they state are true
4:22 "oh there you are tumblr"
I once had a dream where I ate like 30 large chipotle burritos in a couple minutes. I was so full in my dream that when I woke up from my dream I had lost my appetite for breakfast.
That monsters nearby post fucking scared me cuz one night I couldn't get to sleep at all and at like one thirty in the morning I hear scratching noises coming from the walls and never had this happen again
I have yet to find a social media platform that's made me laugh more than tumblr
"I feel you"
"We all feel you"
*Music stops*
"Why are... So many people touching me"
17:13 so if you're only a little hungry... you could eat a child?
10:30 reminds me of how the supporters in wii sports are actually your mii
5:06 this is a rare opportunity, a future prediction podcast
this video legit made me laugh more times than a "try not to laugh"
Somebody once told me the world was gonna be a win for black since the two passes pawns can be stopped by the king and rook and leads you to pawn vs rook endgame which should be a win
No wonder I can't sleep, my parents are home! 13:14
2:07 Yahiamice was right, horse did indeed walk in
- horse walks in
@@carlos_did_a_thing -sex ensues
I’m having the worst time of it right now I’m actually crying. And this somehow immediately made me laugh out loud. This video is amazing 🤌
3:38 I just played mario kart in my mind rn and I got 3rd place why the fuck did Bowser JR have to throw that blue shell dude?
Pukicho was on this multiple times lol
Did you know?
It was scientifically proven that the definition of distraught is the feeling you get when you flip your pillow over to the cool side but it’s warm because your arm was underneath it
Good day
How does that makes sense yet not at the same time? I must rethink my entire existence now.
Its things like this that make me want a tumblr account
Your voice makes me feel like I'm drinking room temperature water.
''Do you ever just get up from your computer and walk aimlessly around''
Yes thats precisely what i did before watching this video.
I hear Bowser's inside story music in here
5:13 true encauragement out there👍
9:38. Yep. We hatch like this. Also, yes, we are mythological creatures.
LITTERALLY havent laughed this hard in years
12:21 As a Villainous fan, I'd watch this as a spinoff with one of the gang.
7:18 this has happened to me too often
pikachoo: if you close you're eyes you can play any game1! even paper mario!
random: paper mario sucks
pikachoo: and i took that personally
Idk about the soulmates thing. There'd be far too many to count. I have ADHD and Aspergers and I grow extremely, unreasonably attached to main and side characters in Anime and Video Games that I enjoy. If someone wrongs MY characters, I go absolutely feral (Growling, sudo-roaring, the whole nine yards).
If i ever find myself in a snowy woods in the dead of night im making absolutely sure that IM the only one hunting the living
The tone break with the owo speak is probably my favorite bit.
I’m sick but thanks for making my day better
5:24 I may be at a family party vut even i read it
Dude everytime i sleep im like "Welp time go into the thinking of random events that are not possible to be manually unconcius to pass time when its day time and wake up machine."
15:05 bro im attached to my own characters. Like the ones I created. Does that make me their mother...? SO YOU MEAN TO SAY I GAVE BIRTH TO A BLUE ALIEN GIRL WITH WEIRDASS HORNS AND BUTTERFLY WINGS?!
10:09 First he did the cursed "Yoshi" now get prepared for cursed "im a bird"
0:33 best one.
2:22 note taken 📝
You can't hard boil an egg in your colon, the protein ovalbumin, which constitutes the majority of the egg whites, begins to denature at 184°F. if your colon is 184°F you have a fever.
3:09 fun fact: square root of 999 has 69 in exact same place as square root of 666 does
7:19 when I was a young kid I had reoccurring dreams for a week straight. It was always the same thing and was in an irl setting.
The main road was on a hill,but in the dream the hill was scarily steep. I would be on the side of the road down the path from the building I lived in. On the other side of the road there was this long drive way with houses along one side that lead to a shopping mall, and on the other side there was a steep fenced off hill with trees, tall grass and other plants. In the dream tho, the tall grass wasnt just contained to behind the tall wire fences and came right up to the sidewalk on the other side. The grass was also taller than usual, and unusually dry to the point the usually creep green grass was yellow.
The wind was rustling the grass and I could hear these faint overlapped whispering voices that seemed to be beckoning me. Each day I would cross the street to the other side with the tall grass, but with each day I would get slightly closer the whispering becoming louder. The last dream I could swear I was starting to make out words and I would finally see what was speaking to me from the grass.
I was so excited because it had been a week of buildup. I had almost made out the voices and just started to peak through the grass. I went to sleep the next night, but did not have the dream again.
I've remembered it so vividly after all these years because not knowing what the voices said genuinely messed me up at the time. I was pretty young, but still, what ever 'they' were trying to tell me felt so important. And the way that the dreams lasted exactly a week... I think about it now and it still messes me up. It makes me feel like something important is missing.
5:24 props to unravel-ling for making me exhale heavily through me nose
6:41 I SWEAR I LOST ITHERE 💀
17:13 i’m so hungry i could eat a child
i like how vaaz refuses to use Reblog or OP, so he edits the posts lmao