I'm a Phony Exorcist - My Last Call Made Me Question EVERYTHING

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  • @ctrlaltdel138
    @ctrlaltdel138 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    With the power of placebo I compel you...

    • @Corestomy
      @Corestomy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂😂 nice

  • @danhandsomeandsome6177
    @danhandsomeandsome6177 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Loved it. This story scared the S**T out of my friend who fannies himself a "Medium".

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Most people would say "fancies", but "fannies" kind of works, too!

  • @agathacamilladcruz4938
    @agathacamilladcruz4938 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Needs a Part 2: SAVING LACEY! (and the Villains getting a JUST PUNISHMENT)!

    • @josephfrancis3250
      @josephfrancis3250 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Agreed, I almost hate listening to short stories knowing it'll never be anything more than just that.

  • @dantekinkade8765
    @dantekinkade8765 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    and i fell to sleep like 3 minutes before this started drats

  • @teddydog6229
    @teddydog6229 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    “The irony was not lost on me. I was a joke. I deserved this.” If I was designing the cover for this story that quote would be right on the front cover. Loved your story Jesse and Jordan nailed it. One great line after another. I always get a kick out of stories about fake occultists getting their comeuppance and this was one of the best I’ve heard this side of Jimmy Page buying Alistair Crowleys Boleskine House.

    • @jessepullins1164
      @jessepullins1164 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

  • @RavenVargas27
    @RavenVargas27 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Man dude learned the hard way paranormal scams are costly in more ways than one and the most dangerous. Damn this is too good hated to see it end made my day thank you

  • @rocknrollgangster5554
    @rocknrollgangster5554 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This was funny and good

  • @christosvoskresye
    @christosvoskresye 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hopefully this becomes a series. "I'm a Phony Electrician - My last Call Made Me Wonder if Electricity Is REAL." "I'm a Phony Dentist. My Last Appointment Made Me Wonder if Teeth Are REAL." "I'm a Phony Plumber - My last Call Made Me Wonder if Water Is REAL." "I'm a Phony Baker - My last Call Made Me Wonder if Bread Is REAL."

    • @phantomoreo4297
      @phantomoreo4297 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Your cracking me up !!!

    • @phantomoreo4297
      @phantomoreo4297 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Fake bread n teeth, he's getting into Mandela territory 😂

  • @joyburton3967
    @joyburton3967 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Hello! ⚘️🙋‍♀️

  • @Trancescient
    @Trancescient 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The imagery that you conveyed of that bound woman and the plague doctor is so vivid and totally engrossing! Wow!

  • @yvette_is_Mamacado
    @yvette_is_Mamacado 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Hey Y'all!!! 👋

  • @mothermayhem1566
    @mothermayhem1566 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Damn!! I know I should not be listening right now since I'm at work but I can't help myself lol. Thanks Jordan for helping me finish my day.

    • @yvette_is_Mamacado
      @yvette_is_Mamacado 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Same girl LOL trying to catch up with making jewelry before another gig tonight! Insanely overtaxed yet somehow I always fit my OWN "GRUPIE" time into the day. 😅

    • @williestreiff9314
      @williestreiff9314 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hi everyone,👋

    • @yvette_is_Mamacado
      @yvette_is_Mamacado 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@williestreiff9314 Sup Willie!🙋

    • @williestreiff9314
      @williestreiff9314 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@yvette_is_Mamacado holy shit it's mamacado, I'm doing pretty good thanks, your a patrion for Jordan GRUPE, I love that guy, obviously you do to, anyway have an great night and every night after this, bye bye

    • @yvette_is_Mamacado
      @yvette_is_Mamacado 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@williestreiff9314 yep! I'm the Southern Belle lizard woman with a HELLA Southern drawl (I won't lie; its BANG ON!😂) & an innate nature for nurturing my fellow "residents" of Hollows End! 😂 Also a die hard "GRUPIE!" (my nomenclature for those of us who love Jordan Grupe's stories & narrations. Kinda fitting huh? 😁 ) Take care Darlin'! Don't be a stranger .😘

  • @timsmith4970
    @timsmith4970 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Hi all

  • @evelynwade3973
    @evelynwade3973 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Profoundly superb, I was totally engrossed in the story, I enjoyed it very much. Thanks Jordan. 😇💖

  • @keithblount229
    @keithblount229 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Thank you so very much Jordan. 👍🏻

    • @JordanGrupe
      @JordanGrupe  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      My pleasure!

  • @Meniscus6
    @Meniscus6 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Actually a really good double edged tale

  • @pheenixalexander
    @pheenixalexander 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This was awesome! I want a part 2 😃

  • @rosetanner9817
    @rosetanner9817 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is an epic story!. Nice.🎉😊. Thank you 🎉

    • @JordanGrupe
      @JordanGrupe  9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @timsmith4970
    @timsmith4970 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Well done 👏

    • @JordanGrupe
      @JordanGrupe  9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you 😁

  • @BlackCrystal615
    @BlackCrystal615 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Great story Jordan!🎉

    • @JordanGrupe
      @JordanGrupe  9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glad you enjoyed it!

  • @darlonanacleto
    @darlonanacleto 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I loved it, as always! And I love the funny voices you create to annoying characters. I can almost picture them speaking like that LOL

  • @claredyj2015
    @claredyj2015 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Just found your channel and subscribed immediately, that was a cracking story and narration 🎉🎉🎉

  • @sharonpaterson1281
    @sharonpaterson1281 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m actually a demonologist I used to do cleansing and banishing did it for 30 years you can usually tell straight away exactly what’s going on a lot of the times you can see it or they’ll tell you loved doing it but had to stop great story did make me chuckle 🤭

  • @justsam0511
    @justsam0511 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That was an amazing description!!!!

  • @garattyfisher
    @garattyfisher 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Great story. This channel was recommended to me by TH-cam since I am a subscriber to Lighthouse Horror. You are definitely in my rotation now (new sub). I work the second shift, so I have time and seclusion enough to listen to many more... can't wait.

  • @yassuo3385
    @yassuo3385 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The voices you make are x hylarious

  • @LadyNikitaShark
    @LadyNikitaShark 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My grandma was our local priest helper in those kind of things. It doesn't matter if you belive in it or not, better Stay away.

  • @TheeOK1
    @TheeOK1 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    This needs a part 2

  • @Screwball70
    @Screwball70 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I watched a BBC program about fake psychics, I was left shaking my head in amazement, they were hinting that there were real psychics. Lol I bet if one did manage to contact the 'other side' they would shit themselves 😂😂😂🤣,
    Unrelated question why do Americans call a vest a 'wife beater'? In the UK that's what we call a beer called Stella, a pint of wife beater lol

    • @Bro_BaBa_Lo
      @Bro_BaBa_Lo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because there's always a red neck somewhere with a white beater on beating there wife hence " wife beater " 😂

    • @Bro_BaBa_Lo
      @Bro_BaBa_Lo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And it's not a vest it's basically a tank top pretty much but it's a beater because is for men

    • @williestreiff9314
      @williestreiff9314 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There almost All fakes, unless you believe demonic lies

    • @Screwball70
      @Screwball70 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Bro_BaBa_Lo you must admit that the term wife beater kinda sound a bit domestic violency lol

    • @Screwball70
      @Screwball70 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Bro_BaBa_Lo bro I almost missed your red neck comment, If I hadn't checked out your prof I would not have seen it, it wasn't on the thread for some reason, perhaps some white hood wearing grand wizard of the you tube thought police didn't like it eh? But ye had me bent over double lol

  • @harrygrimley4352
    @harrygrimley4352 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yep. Time to call Constantine

  • @rewatteefroimchuk8589
    @rewatteefroimchuk8589 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Thank you ❤

  • @TASmith-ou3is
    @TASmith-ou3is 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Enjoyed this story & narration. Good job!!

    • @JordanGrupe
      @JordanGrupe  9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you so much!

  • @diannshowers9129
    @diannshowers9129 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Still catching up. Satams demon dog was a great story. Soinds like it needs another part

  • @teddydog6229
    @teddydog6229 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hi Yvette ! Give my regards to Eegal !

  • @horacecrowe3520
    @horacecrowe3520 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    it would be great to see all the images animated or just static

  • @ETOILEPHANTOME
    @ETOILEPHANTOME 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why storks?

  • @mira_115
    @mira_115 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    15:26

  • @WindyBurns
    @WindyBurns 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ❤️👋

  • @DaveTexas
    @DaveTexas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The story started with some potential but descended into an over-the-top assortment of worn-out horror tropes and ridiculously flowery prose. Just a master class on terrible writing. The fact that anyone believes in the supernatural at all is a sad reflection on how humans cling to superstition even in an age of free education and access to knowledge.