FUNGUS SMARTER THAN HUMANS

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  • @dkmetcalf2313
    @dkmetcalf2313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71504

    That random cut to Joe Rogan losing his mind killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @eddiepacer
      @eddiepacer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      😂😂😂😂

    • @chuckitaway466
      @chuckitaway466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +678

      Man he really had his mind blown by that, he had to hold his head

    • @ewaberchulska
      @ewaberchulska 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right 😭😭him talking so fast and all these images popping up had me rolling and then joe rogan exploding holy fuck to me this video is comedy gold one second this mf tlaking ab a fungus and then japanese metro

    • @BLUEGAMER26
      @BLUEGAMER26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Hahahhhahahahaha amazing cut

    • @Fabi42069
      @Fabi42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      He's like 😯😮🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @HertaSeggs
    @HertaSeggs ปีที่แล้ว +8193

    Civil engineer: (studies 8 years)
    Some moss: *Hold my oats.*

    • @schrodinger1811
      @schrodinger1811 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Even they can make efficient routes. It's just that they have to deal with land acquisition, topography , structural challenges.

    • @cparch1758
      @cparch1758 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@schrodinger1811 no problem, itll mold it however it needs to

    • @EddyG0rdo
      @EddyG0rdo ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lol that’s a 4 year degree bro. Unless you got a PhD??

    • @forrealtyler
      @forrealtyler ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude this comment could win a grammy

    • @doml8520
      @doml8520 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@EddyG0rdo PhD for most is still only 7 years. Largely depends how long you decide to spend on your MS, and BS. you can do the MS in 1 year if you're fast leaving 2 years for the PhD.
      That said though, biomimicry is extremely common in civil engineering and we use naturally occurring structures to model our own structures all the time.

  • @lukehenry6334
    @lukehenry6334 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    That whole time Joe's thinking "I've got a freezer full of elk, I'll give him some"

    • @michaelsanchez6610
      @michaelsanchez6610 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂

    • @VagueMemory
      @VagueMemory ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If you are going to beat a dead horse, you must beat it in a clever way. Just hitting it the same way that everyone else does is lazy and boring.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Elk is pretty good, I know I wouldn't mind.

    • @John--
      @John-- ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The elk contains 5-meo-dmt bro

    • @jonboy9734
      @jonboy9734 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@VagueMemory dmt bro

  • @JorgeChavez-du5vm
    @JorgeChavez-du5vm ปีที่แล้ว +866

    "Do it because I told you to."
    "Yes, moss."

  • @LuisGonzalez-rj3xw
    @LuisGonzalez-rj3xw ปีที่แล้ว +11581

    Japanese engineers: "But there's a mountain there, we can't build."
    Japanese leader: "The moss says it's better, so do it."

    • @Tenchi707
      @Tenchi707 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      That's just too funny 🤣

    • @biomadnesstrip
      @biomadnesstrip ปีที่แล้ว +342

      Obey the moss!

    • @mannybuscus
      @mannybuscus ปีที่แล้ว +97

      This is exactly what I thought lol

    • @renzbenjaminrsawit2641
      @renzbenjaminrsawit2641 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      How about they make landscape of mountains or make tunnel it's easier but expensive

    • @SordidusFellatio
      @SordidusFellatio ปีที่แล้ว +159

      QUOTE ON QUOTE REDESIGN THEIR SUBWAY SYSTEM . THE FKIN SUBWAY IS UNDERGROUND

  • @Redstoner34526
    @Redstoner34526 ปีที่แล้ว +7913

    This reminds me of how once a college decided to just remove their walkways for a year because students kept walking on the grass and killing it and they did this so that at the end of the year they would find the dead grass paths and pave them because they were naturally the fastest paths to places of interest

    • @qleap99
      @qleap99 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      Perfectly analogous 👍🏽.

    • @YeshuaIsTheTruth
      @YeshuaIsTheTruth ปีที่แล้ว +260

      That's ingenious

    • @cruxdnb
      @cruxdnb ปีที่แล้ว +432

      In garden design I was taught they are called desire lines.

    • @JRNimmo
      @JRNimmo ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Why remove the old sidewalks that seems like a lot of work instead just add sidewalks where the paths are trodden and leave the old ones. Or perhaps put up some kind of temporary barricades blocking off the sidewalks and see how many of them get tampered with because people want to use the sidewalks and then tear up any of them that do not get disturbed for a long time, or not heavily used by Sonic groups of people at certain times like freshman at move-in. Or performing art students when they're bringing materials to the theater or whatever

    • @NekoNekonoTabiTabi
      @NekoNekonoTabiTabi ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@JRNimmo it was probably made for a research assignment

  • @hankshill71
    @hankshill71 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    Slime mould has one job, efficiently retrieve nutrients, it proceeds to take the best shape for that, instinct is a beautiful thing.

    • @TheSektor47
      @TheSektor47 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, but at the same time, growing out in all directions is also the most wasteful way of getting to your final destination. It's like walking in every single direction in a maze without needing to.

    • @icannon6611
      @icannon6611 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@TheSektor47 it can't see, it has to "feel" it's way around the maze, same way a person would if they were blindfolded

    • @tenhovergonha8739
      @tenhovergonha8739 ปีที่แล้ว

      @piztah they aren't wrong indeed.

    • @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3
      @Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Intelligent design at work.

    • @erllrma
      @erllrma ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheSektor47 for something without eyes its the best way to get a feel for your environment. We do this with our eyes.

  • @delishboy9248
    @delishboy9248 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "But sir, this is an orphanage, we cant build here"
    "DESTROY IT, the moss said so!"

  • @DurvalLacerda
    @DurvalLacerda ปีที่แล้ว +15380

    Joe: "Imagine if we smoke it"

  • @mitch9812
    @mitch9812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17307

    You already know he’s been waiting his whole life to say the “tip of the proverbial Mycelial iceberg”

    • @travisduganjr256
      @travisduganjr256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Lmfao I caught that too

    • @mikael5028
      @mikael5028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@travisduganjr256 lmfao

    • @trevordurgin6607
      @trevordurgin6607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      @@travisduganjr256 woah our names are so close

    • @christryst
      @christryst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      This turn of phrase is not particularly out of the ordinary for Paul Stamets. He's an accomplished author (Mycelium Running) and academic scholar. You could say, it is the tip of the verbosity iceberg for this sesquipedalian savant.

    • @akerno
      @akerno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Was practicing all morning. Red leather yellow leather red leather …

  • @TheAngelArrow
    @TheAngelArrow ปีที่แล้ว +797

    i like how joe always does this same "woah!" reaction when he doesn't know wtf the guest is talking about

    • @joannarycman6037
      @joannarycman6037 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What are you Talking about he does know you can tell this as he replies to this after this clip and carries the conversation and make intelligent points afterwards. Joe rogan is not an idiot

    • @nifoob977
      @nifoob977 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lol is this your way odd saying you don’t understand the very simple to understand comment??? Like you can just say that bro. You don’t have to frame it as ‘Bro Rogan bad’

    • @emonahmadi208
      @emonahmadi208 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hhh lol

    • @davimedina5165
      @davimedina5165 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Projecting your own stupidity pal ? Dunning kruger effect is an hell of a thing

    • @musicwithj1759
      @musicwithj1759 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean the concept is extremely simple. A fungus, searches for food, finds food and creates the most efficient way possible to get to that food and transfer nutrients. You act like this is rocket science 😂

  • @russianbot8423
    @russianbot8423 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's right fungus is smarter than he is.

  • @joshuazafe1247
    @joshuazafe1247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6222

    Joe Rogan's reaction is when you tell a kid that there are numbers lower than zero XD

    • @samsite2279
      @samsite2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Daaaamnxddd

    • @fallinglast6189
      @fallinglast6189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      that's just you kid.

    • @jackiejackyjaqy...7219
      @jackiejackyjaqy...7219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I am not kidding
      I used to still think of negetive numbers existing as in numbers behind zero like -1,-2,-3 etc even tho nobody had ever told me about them I just made it up on my own and later found out that it actually is a thing lmfao I couldn't believe myself I was like ''somebudy stol mai idea >:("

    • @molikeur
      @molikeur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jackiejackyjaqy...7219 very very epico

    • @Cree_Money
      @Cree_Money 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jackiejackyjaqy...7219 Give an example of a negative number EXISTING. Other than a bank account. (I won't hold my breath.)

  • @thespacemangames5144
    @thespacemangames5144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2923

    "Does the fungus smoke DMT?"
    - Joe Rogan

    • @k2fuego863
      @k2fuego863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂fr he’s a bum

    • @k2fuego863
      @k2fuego863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When he starts doing drugs atleast

    • @KLOKSLAG1911
      @KLOKSLAG1911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought someone has to write the dmt story 🤣

    • @woken5088
      @woken5088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How is he a bum he's worth 120 million?

    • @vinayakagowda6308
      @vinayakagowda6308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "That mold is definitely a Virgo."
      - Mike Tyson

  • @shuaibsaleem569
    @shuaibsaleem569 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    scientist: "but sir there's a mountain there we can't buil-"
    boss: "SILENCE. THE MOSS HAS SPOKEN"

  • @dwbteehee
    @dwbteehee ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Literally the plot to Mario Bros from 30 years ago. Touché Japan, touché!

  • @dillonventola408
    @dillonventola408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15966

    It's not intelligence, it's efficiency. It's the path of least resistance to the greatest reward. It didn't think about it, the cells with the most nutrients grew faster and received the focus...

    • @chrisdecarpentier
      @chrisdecarpentier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1299

      Yes, but that’s why it’s cellular intelligence. It’s a way different intelligence that most people think, like the animal intelligence

    • @tjsbbi
      @tjsbbi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

      @@chrisdecarpentier And water finds its own level. You may as well call that intelligence.

    • @meingutername2158
      @meingutername2158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

      @@chrisdecarpentier nope, intelligence is a really really wrong wording for this and very misleading. This is a simple phenomenon of self-organization.

    • @nancyarico54
      @nancyarico54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Thank you for your wisdom spoken. I hope Joe isn't buying this.

    • @nancyarico54
      @nancyarico54 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Thank you for your wisdom spoken. I hope Joe isn't buying this.

  • @kahyui2486
    @kahyui2486 ปีที่แล้ว +7134

    "this is the tip of the pyhsusgajsvdhsjnebdkxns Iceberg"
    I agree

    • @jakeozzy4776
      @jakeozzy4776 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Average joe rogan fan

    • @davidsykala5336
      @davidsykala5336 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      Proverbial mycelial iceberg

    • @Tripsone1
      @Tripsone1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @iverson51492
      @iverson51492 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Indeed. Shallow and pedantic.

    • @jfelton3583
      @jfelton3583 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Super ostentatious with the vocabulary

  • @caseycarter6269
    @caseycarter6269 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The way he said "Japanese ugh are so clever about this" was just to funny

  • @prem5864
    @prem5864 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Joes reaction is what I had except in my mind

  • @Dsanchez1025
    @Dsanchez1025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3508

    "That fungus must've been on Alpha Brain!"
    -Joe Rogan on Tiktok

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎

    • @solaydbak
      @solaydbak 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @shapen360
      @shapen360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It amuses me Joe won't take an FDA and CDC approved vaccine but has no issue taking random brain supplements (which don't get tested by the FDA) on the daily.

    • @catandgrouper4760
      @catandgrouper4760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please god tell me you’re kidding.

    • @chrstfer2452
      @chrstfer2452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not a fungus

  • @shaikrafey3714
    @shaikrafey3714 ปีที่แล้ว +5732

    "you are gonna trust that fungus over me?"
    -that engineer.
    Edit: thank you guys so much for the likes, my First time crossing 5k.

    • @miamisasquatch
      @miamisasquatch ปีที่แล้ว +71

      As an engineer - we don't know shit

    • @shadystinks9527
      @shadystinks9527 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Cortpsila on Instagram dont worry guys cops are gonna arrest him 😌

    • @AC-ik2qq
      @AC-ik2qq ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shadystinks9527 damn what do you have against psychedelics?

    • @chino4064
      @chino4064 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@shadystinks9527 that is a cop .

    • @DiscordOdvious
      @DiscordOdvious ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @milacatagonocean1504
    @milacatagonocean1504 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Essentially, slime mold is the aliens people keep searching for.

    • @DavidJr0917
      @DavidJr0917 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dude i came to this conclusion on psychedelics not so long ago. The aliens that people are looking for are underground through psychedelics!!! I totally believe that their is other life BUT not within our solar system. So what do i mean by underground? They’re underground by mushrooms, peyote and ayahuasca. Like how humans have souls and this flesh is our vessel. What if mushrooms for example is a vessel for a celestial body? They think just like us man. Fungi has its own network and civilization! Its nature!!

  • @theyakima4184
    @theyakima4184 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The random scientist saying "what would happen if we put this on a dead brain" hypothetically

  • @Aries-us9cy
    @Aries-us9cy ปีที่แล้ว +6417

    “The slime can find itself through a maze”
    *fills the entire maze to find it’s way out*

    • @Felms99
      @Felms99 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      You missed the point though. The incredible part is that its reorganizing itself to find the most efficient way out.

    • @theneet9528
      @theneet9528 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      @@Felms99 baffled how ppl cant even understand a 5 second clips

    • @VikkiTG
      @VikkiTG ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@theneet9528 😂😂😂😂

    • @SilentxKillerx5
      @SilentxKillerx5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Felms99 Filled the ENTIRE maze.

    • @Felms99
      @Felms99 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@SilentxKillerx5 Yes, it does at first. But again, you are missing the point.

  • @sadaomao7425
    @sadaomao7425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15048

    Humans: *devolved a complex technological miracle of a railway system efficiently*
    Some moss: "give me a piece of oats, I'll do you one better"

    • @zoomermcboomer4771
      @zoomermcboomer4771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Also (certain) humans: "Oh this isn't intelligent it just came into existence from billions of years from nothingness to this.

    • @jeffbezos6748
      @jeffbezos6748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Just imagine how long it took that little organism to create that....28 hours for us probably a billion years for them....relativity is crazy

    • @younesstibokka372
      @younesstibokka372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hellohowareyou7495
      @hellohowareyou7495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      They should try doing this experiment again! Maybe, if one day we wanna built a railway system somewhere, engineer could use this most to find the most efficient design, maybe the 'maze' will need to be more accurate though, like adding slopes, blockade, etc since the world isnt flat, theres mountain and terrain

    • @korb3757
      @korb3757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was just thinking this lol.

  • @malcontender6319
    @malcontender6319 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fungus evolved after animals who came after plants. Their potential is immense.

  • @anthony-jt2mv
    @anthony-jt2mv ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I swear you could sneeze and fart at the same time and Joe would still loose his mind

  • @AAAComics
    @AAAComics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    Guest: “So the fungus organized themselves-“
    Joe: *backflips in Bulgarian*

    • @AAAComics
      @AAAComics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@monkeyman3673 fixed lol

    • @generallogic4153
      @generallogic4153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hi, I am from Bulgaria and I confirm that we do be backflippin' like that!

    • @AAAComics
      @AAAComics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@generallogic4153 Glad to know. Joe must be from there too.

    • @ModifiedxHuman
      @ModifiedxHuman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is totally me when i do bulgarian backflips

    • @Poofter
      @Poofter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My gf is Bulgarian and she and I don't get this joke...

  • @alfzepo9976
    @alfzepo9976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    This doesn’t prove fungus is smarter it just shows fungus understands how to find a path of least resistance

    • @The13thMaker
      @The13thMaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It doesn't even understand it or anything. It's just pruning the inefficient parts. It's not even unusual in nature. Ants do the same thing but are multiple organisms. The guy even explained that the mold expanded to explore and then receded. It just receded wherever there wasn't nutrients lol

    • @Gizmonips
      @Gizmonips 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      It also doesn’t prove intelligence lmao. A lot of things find the path of least resistance. It’s actually kind of lackluster lol.

    • @Niaz_S
      @Niaz_S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Technically we failed to establish a more efficient path.

    • @user-qx2ty9ni1j
      @user-qx2ty9ni1j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup

    • @CSpottsGaming
      @CSpottsGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@Niaz_S Not necessarily. Efficiency for a slime mold likely means using the least resources but when it comes to something like a subway system, upfront cost isn't the only factor to consider. You need a system that can get up to speed quickly and maintain that speed so you can't have any sharp turns, plus the people on the subway don't go equally to each node so you'd need to have different scales for each, etc.
      Efficiency has many definitions and not all of them are useful for all tasks or goals.

  • @shoebpachkawde5940
    @shoebpachkawde5940 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the way how Joe did that with his big head.

  • @TerminusHostilia
    @TerminusHostilia ปีที่แล้ว +3

    JR literally holding his skull together, to keep his mind from exploding.

  • @ghettoasfuckxp
    @ghettoasfuckxp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4235

    “That’s crazy but can we smoke them”
    - Joe Rogan

    • @akramdjbari9932
      @akramdjbari9932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm dead🤣🤣

    • @marioantonio7639
      @marioantonio7639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😑😂

    • @edmundadjei2609
      @edmundadjei2609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And become super intelligent wen high???? That would f'ing crazy

    • @nukacolacompany2534
      @nukacolacompany2534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@edmundadjei2609 yes but I don’t see how putting that in our lungs would cause super high intelligence

    • @GallantRage1
      @GallantRage1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nukacolacompany2534 that's why you have to inject it into the brain

  • @griffith9833
    @griffith9833 ปีที่แล้ว +2096

    Old guy: tells his story
    Joe rogan: freaking out because he's high
    "WOOOOOOOOW"

  • @bignono5423
    @bignono5423 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is just insane. That slime essentially reprogrammed itself to be more efficient. Wild

  • @khateatingcactus
    @khateatingcactus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine being a top-shelf architect and being outclassed by a fungus

  • @alanrodriguez9868
    @alanrodriguez9868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3467

    “what if we somehow give them DMT”-Joe

    • @crimsonking1133
      @crimsonking1133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      No! They'll make paths through several dimensions if you add DMT on them 😂😂😂

    • @williamherman9065
      @williamherman9065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @endermat99-9
      @endermat99-9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@crimsonking1133Rick and Morty style

    • @silencedandshadowbanned7277
      @silencedandshadowbanned7277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing it'd just keep looking for actual food.

    • @kainnine4494
      @kainnine4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silencedandshadowbanned7277 lmao tru

  • @edwardhalpin7503
    @edwardhalpin7503 ปีที่แล้ว +2458

    All these years people been calling me slime. I didn't realize they were pointing out my brilliance

  • @skittles3310
    @skittles3310 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe's DMT hit at EXACTLY the wrong time for him to be able to handle this conversation 🤯🤣

  • @aPumpkn
    @aPumpkn ปีที่แล้ว

    "Okay but did you know there's a million particles in a fart?"
    - Kneel nDaGrass Tieson

  • @valdemarklemming1493
    @valdemarklemming1493 ปีที่แล้ว +1743

    "Now I may not be a smart man, but I know when somethings fucked up" - Forest Gump

  • @Lolbama2012
    @Lolbama2012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3321

    "So anyway, you ever do DMT?"
    -Joe probably immediately after

    • @Exaspatial
      @Exaspatial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @The Original Finky,no relation. How do you have invisible pfp

    • @Exaspatial
      @Exaspatial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Original Finky,no relation. Noo could u actually tell me pls I've tried before but I couldn't do it

    • @sel5855
      @sel5855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Exaspatial take a screenshot of only the single color background and make that your profile picture

    • @robertstrickland9685
      @robertstrickland9685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No but I did DXM

    • @tecole1969
      @tecole1969 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said…🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ak0e
    @ak0e ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm a mycophile, lol. I totally want to find one of those mushies to make my own hat like his. He's such a hero in so many ways that not many know. Look up Paul Stamets videos.

  • @Emporium-Empire
    @Emporium-Empire ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Joe: Well that’s easy it took 28mins for the DMT too kick in!…proceeds too grab head (right on time) 🎊

  • @TailTaleOutdoors
    @TailTaleOutdoors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1458

    "Does the fungus make you feel more aggressive?" -Joe

    • @victorvaughn5898
      @victorvaughn5898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just put on your newsie hat, smoke some pot and chill out

    • @ethanpierce324
      @ethanpierce324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dominicviner6619
      @dominicviner6619 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or ape like

    • @thedrummerdamo
      @thedrummerdamo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joe "The most testosterone filled guy" rogan

  • @adollemelody1709
    @adollemelody1709 ปีที่แล้ว +2128

    ‘That time I got reincarnated as a slime mold’

    • @thenoob2329
      @thenoob2329 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      And made the Japanese subway system more efficient

    • @cineva-wb1pk
      @cineva-wb1pk ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Lets hope it doesn't get the same powers as Rimuru........

    • @410mongezi
      @410mongezi ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was legit hearing slime lord at first

    • @WVRLXCK
      @WVRLXCK ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How many episodes

    • @ak0e
      @ak0e ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WVRLXCK I think it has 2 seasons?

  • @stinkfingergaming7022
    @stinkfingergaming7022 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love joes reaction like he actually understood what was said xD

    • @JumpingSquid
      @JumpingSquid ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There’s nothing even remotely hard to understand about what he’s saying. It’s incredibly straightforward

    • @stinkfingergaming7022
      @stinkfingergaming7022 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JumpingSquid lmfao ok joe

  • @Htimez2
    @Htimez2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    Here's the thing, when they built their subway system they took into account population and traveled areas as well as where they could build entrances based off of buildings and streets that are already there, they couldn't just build wherever they wanted to, they had to take into account already existing structures, the fungus just took the shortest routes, so to say it was more efficient might be technically true but even if Japan knew a more efficient way they couldn't have build it that way without destroying roads, houses, buildings, etc. So its not as impressive as you might think, the fungus is not "smart," a lot of animals do things that can be impressive but that doesn't mean they have a super high IQ or anything like that. Just food for thought.

    • @dimisbam7725
      @dimisbam7725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Underrated comment

    • @TotallyNotJoe_
      @TotallyNotJoe_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Was thinking the same thing but it's still impressive!

    • @KilliKonKarnage
      @KilliKonKarnage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Finally an educated comment. TH-cam comments are so degenerative now it's just people making shitty jokes lol. Takes ages to find something worthwhie

    • @doubtit2815
      @doubtit2815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Of course they don't have high IQ. "Smart" is a vague term. There isn't even a scientific consensus for what we'd call intelligence or being smart. We almost blindly take it for granted that we think we know this word. I challenge you to give me in your own words what you think intelligence means.

    • @lordnuminex5738
      @lordnuminex5738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah but they don't have self awareness to know what their are doing.
      By far its not impressive by all means but on how it changes its coding to navigate and adapt.
      Kinda like fully learning Japanese in les than 10 hour with out me knowing or realizing i am in order to adapt.

  • @alexisb.tadang8055
    @alexisb.tadang8055 ปีที่แล้ว +2690

    “This is the tip of the proverbial mycelium iceberg, you know.” I know big words too… livingroom

  • @F40M07
    @F40M07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Japanese subway system”

  • @johnsnow459
    @johnsnow459 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me of the magic conch shell in sponge bob.
    Japanese engineer: we finish the subway system oh fungi what will we do next?
    Fungi: nothing
    Japanese engineer: the fungi has spoken.

  • @carolyntalbot947
    @carolyntalbot947 ปีที่แล้ว +1998

    "Have they tried giving it DMT?"

    • @zazasnruntz7505
      @zazasnruntz7505 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you whytes love drugs so much? 🤦‍♂️

    • @twilight_mourner1865
      @twilight_mourner1865 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What does it do?

    • @bobbyginnings9273
      @bobbyginnings9273 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Twilight _Mourner It sees slime machine elves.

    • @Cokk9ine
      @Cokk9ine ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bobbyginnings9273 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @ahmadsarr4277
      @ahmadsarr4277 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bruh ☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @vethenoir
    @vethenoir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

    "your design sucks ass here's a better one" - some fungus

    • @anthonypareigis6188
      @anthonypareigis6188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ...except the system wouldnt work given the topographical layout of toyko never mind the fact and kid in a calculus class could do it way faster.

    • @harryennis2332
      @harryennis2332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anthonypareigis6188 also its not even a fungus

    • @gatleystone2480
      @gatleystone2480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@harryennis2332 mold is a type of fungus

    • @datboy038
      @datboy038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The design of the auto bahn and what the fungus did was eerily similar you should check it out

    • @dylancrow7353
      @dylancrow7353 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@datboy038 How so, are you trolling or am I missing something Lol please explain

  • @raqciti430
    @raqciti430 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe was like "JESUS FUCKIN SCIIIIIIENCE"

  • @Aldo2themoon
    @Aldo2themoon ปีที่แล้ว

    The bit where DMT kicked in

  • @aimd-pulse
    @aimd-pulse ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "That shits f*cked" - Sun Tzu

    • @justinleung164
      @justinleung164 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “I didnt say that shit” - Sun Tzu

    • @juan_y_only5512
      @juan_y_only5512 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@justinleung164 “Actually I did say that i just didn’t tell you” - Sun Tzu

    • @aimd-pulse
      @aimd-pulse ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "If one doesn't share what one says, no one will know what one has said" Sun Tzu

  • @beelzebub3920
    @beelzebub3920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2150

    "have they ever tried that experiment on DMT?" - probably joe rogan

    • @juicygalaxy773
      @juicygalaxy773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You enjoy stealing comments?

    • @beelzebub3920
      @beelzebub3920 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juicygalaxy773 you're adopted

    • @beelzebub3920
      @beelzebub3920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@juicygalaxy773 also i didn't read the comments before posting this comment

    • @BadgerSaidSo
      @BadgerSaidSo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So aggressive

    • @lostpyper6973
      @lostpyper6973 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juicygalaxy773 stealing comments? This is literally an absolute necessary comment on any short involving Joe Rogan......and it's funny, because it is a very accurate depiction of how Rogan's brain works and comments he makes....

  • @dmacp6253
    @dmacp6253 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe: Woah That's Crazy... Can You Imagine If We Gave The Moss DMT?

  • @krkb13
    @krkb13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Innate intelligence is the result of divine design.

  • @tony.h321
    @tony.h321 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Joe Rogan's reaction to things is a big part of his appeal I think. Cracks me up every time. 😂

    • @JD-qq8fz
      @JD-qq8fz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah he's such a dope. WHoooaaAA liek if you squish clay through a square hole, itll end up square shaped! WHOooaaa, CUZ IT KNOWS, clay is so smart mind BLOWN. Jesus dude, lay off the DMT this shit's not life changing

  • @luisrosraio9108
    @luisrosraio9108 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

    Efficiency isn't inherently smart, it's a survival mechanism, the least energy you use the longer you will conserve that energy meaning less food needed. Also this conclusion ignores how infrastructure is designed, infrastructure isn't usually moving from point A to point B either because of multifunctional design like a train line going to different end locations and even stopping along the way. This also ignores that train lines are built around pre-existing infrastructure like buildings and if it is underground around basements, water and power lines, and different materials like hard rock or soft soil that might cause cave ins later. And lastly it also ignores how infrastructure is made, it's accumulative, you add on to roads and railways to create paths to different locations, you don't build it over night across flat land.

    • @corebite
      @corebite ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Yeah totally agreed. The title is simple clickbait.

    • @diversitycandle5708
      @diversitycandle5708 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Im not a very smart man yet even I realized this exact same thing almost instantly. But here we have these so called "experts" who cannot grasp simple concepts such as what you stated and I thought 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @francefarms
      @francefarms ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yes but remember he said that the Japanese scientists made a model of the city. What if you need to map out a place that is foreign, like say caves in mars. Scientists can then reverse engineer the fungus and create drones similar to them to map out the mysterious location.
      Also the fungus is incredibly small. Maybe the application of its use can be with hard to reach locations such as veins and arteries. Also, due to its size in comparison to ours, that is incredibly intelligent. So there are benefits to this.

    • @WimsicleStranger
      @WimsicleStranger ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@diversitycandle5708 I think the experts that have studied something for ages know more than a pot smoking TH-cam commenter 😂

    • @luisrosraio9108
      @luisrosraio9108 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@WimsicleStranger I think the experts would laugh at the name of the video, they would never agree that the fungus is smarter than humans. Not once did I argue the study, I argued the title of the video which is hyperbolic and very simply doesn't acknowledge the reality of what its talking about.

  • @cooperativ
    @cooperativ ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine bears discovering mold and then smoking it

  • @leonabarfield1560
    @leonabarfield1560 ปีที่แล้ว

    When your guest is way to smart to be on your show

  • @spike_bang
    @spike_bang ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Joe be doing all these podcast just to get his mind blown time and time again 🤣

    • @iambarryallen
      @iambarryallen ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If youve done hard core shroom trips, normal life gets boring AF and you look for other things in reality to blow your mind😂

    • @michaelmayers3622
      @michaelmayers3622 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iambarryallen so u do shrooms

    • @rianweston-dodds6247
      @rianweston-dodds6247 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe’s mind can’t take it anymore!

    • @WetAdek
      @WetAdek ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelmayers3622 who doesn't?

    • @jimberry5318
      @jimberry5318 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iambarryallen bro that's not true I've done shrooms alot and I love my life. It's not boring I don't do that much exiting stuff either.

  • @jamesking9385
    @jamesking9385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    "What if we provide DMT instead of oats?"

  • @TomesTheAmazing
    @TomesTheAmazing ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh how can you say that the mushrooms are smarter than us when WE'RE the ones who figured out we could use mushrooms to do this in the first place.

  • @CarlJohnsonW
    @CarlJohnsonW ปีที่แล้ว

    "Sniper is a job but fungus its mental sickness!"

  • @ciestatonite
    @ciestatonite ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Yes, a fungus can "organize" a subway system without having to take into account any geological or man-made obstacles that occur. It's easy to make paths more efficient if you don't have to work around varying soils, rock outcrops, existing infrastructure, and other issues that come up when tunneling through hundreds of miles.

    • @samsonstrongarms
      @samsonstrongarms ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The should try I with a micro version of city of Tokyo with buildings and everything else etc...

    • @jiawu5679
      @jiawu5679 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I think it was just a theoretical better system than the actual one and should only demonstrate how scientists can use the fungus for future city plans to adapt.

    • @ciestatonite
      @ciestatonite ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@jiawu5679 I get that. And I'm definitely an advocate for research into these, and other, organisms. Just seemed to be a very simplistic and somewhat misleading conclusion. Although, it's Joe Rogan, so I guess I can't expect a truly scientific discussion. Ha

    • @CTPAsports
      @CTPAsports ปีที่แล้ว +29

      We actually dont need the fungus, although it is cool to be hands on with this kinda stuff, we have complex computer systems that take more variables into account than a mould and in turn create a better system

    • @MusicFromTheOm
      @MusicFromTheOm ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@CTPAsports That's not the point at all! He was just trying to make people understand that fungus and nature is intelligent, which most people on this planet doesn't understand.

  • @maxmaxa7516
    @maxmaxa7516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The Japanese when I use the Minimum Spanning Tree algorithm to make the most efficient subway system in under a second instead of 30 hours.

    • @ToastyYokai
      @ToastyYokai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is that

    • @zetasann
      @zetasann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well yeah, but the test was to show the intelligence of this Fungus, not to make the subway system, right?

    • @defalttheloner
      @defalttheloner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zetasann it was a double show there, one wich is to put in paper that the fungi is really good in finding the most economically viable way and second is the fact that they made the best metro system with the space they have.

    • @vitalijslebedevs1629
      @vitalijslebedevs1629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This clip is old news. There was a time when AI algorithms just wasn't there, don't you think?

    • @acheron-x3360
      @acheron-x3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vitalijslebedevs1629 MST algorithms aren't AI. They're extremely basic and easy to compute in E log V time (edges/vertices). That said, an MST wouldn't "solve" a subway system because you'd have people wanting to go between two relatively close by places, which can be far apart in the MST.

  • @newguy3588
    @newguy3588 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wouldn't call that intelligence, that's efficiency.

  • @talksbyjack4130
    @talksbyjack4130 ปีที่แล้ว

    "smarter than humans" 😂😂

  • @yaroslavivanov9787
    @yaroslavivanov9787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Wow, that fungus certainly did design a better network for transportation of nutrients.... if you ignore geography, demographics, history, logistics, and politics of the area.

    • @mimistockwell7095
      @mimistockwell7095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Was looking for this comment 👍

    • @shaneomac2110
      @shaneomac2110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m glad someone can differentiate between a singular fungus and a complex society of individually thinking sentient mammals.

    • @w.r.harvey7751
      @w.r.harvey7751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah this is like a super dumb clip, surprise for how many people think this is a sign “intelligence”

    • @Nunez87
      @Nunez87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Until you realise they use this when designing the routes for bullet trains and other logistics. All of a sudden it’s not stupid

    • @mayflower5193
      @mayflower5193 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha I loved this. Guess everything's simple when you bring it down to it's most basic functions, everything works perfectly lol

  • @kingacegaming5953
    @kingacegaming5953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5797

    "That's cool, but have you heard about lion killing chimps? Bro. They can slap. your. face. off. Rip a lion in half. Pull that shit up Jamie"
    --Joe Rogan, probably

    • @gyunayify
      @gyunayify 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This is so spot on 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mohdjunaid8969
      @mohdjunaid8969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Replis
      @Replis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha

    • @conster46660lol
      @conster46660lol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lion-killing*

    • @AnonMedic
      @AnonMedic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dead

  • @lennylennington
    @lennylennington ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh they’re smarter than humans, right? Then where the hell are they when it comes to helping us go to Mars? Nowhere to be seen

  • @jeromebullard6123
    @jeromebullard6123 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a great example of how powerful fractals are in nature and how they can help us grow. No pun intended.

  • @alexhanson5985
    @alexhanson5985 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Trust the fungus.”
    -Super Mario Bros

  • @weirdluck3312
    @weirdluck3312 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "You aren't you when you're hungry"

    • @abdulalrazzaq2183
      @abdulalrazzaq2183 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Take a snickers

    • @kiwiscluster
      @kiwiscluster ปีที่แล้ว

      I respect the Pineapple pfp 👏💙

    • @LorenaTerryArtist
      @LorenaTerryArtist ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂 OKAY! That LITERALLY made me laugh out loud!

  • @Lettuce2.
    @Lettuce2. ปีที่แล้ว

    We need fungi as city planners

  • @lawrencehobson6848
    @lawrencehobson6848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "The tip of the proverbial myceliul iceberg" wow..

    • @tommycarrizal1656
      @tommycarrizal1656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can't wait to use this one

    • @noza7535
      @noza7535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤓

    • @samthfkr
      @samthfkr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You know that guy uses it at least twice a day

    • @Zer0Spinn
      @Zer0Spinn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's been years since I watched this podcast for the first time and that phrase still resonates in my head. It's kinda goofy, but it sounds so nice and powerful

    • @majortom4711
      @majortom4711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noza7535 say you've never had a curious thought about the natural world

  • @OneLekgolo
    @OneLekgolo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2579

    "Smarter" like bro it can't even tie its own shoe laces

    • @hansdaimler865
      @hansdaimler865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      it's so smart it doesnt need shoes nor does it need to talk bad about other species

    • @Pulsar-mz9hu
      @Pulsar-mz9hu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Two lekgolo here

    • @iwantsomepie
      @iwantsomepie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@hansdaimler865 becuase it doesn't know how to talk to other species

    • @-LiveFromSpace-
      @-LiveFromSpace- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      @@iwantsomepie neither do you

    • @rindagnir1470
      @rindagnir1470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@-LiveFromSpace- you're right, we can't speak animals

  • @spicypotat1934
    @spicypotat1934 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe looks like he's been worried this day would come lol

  • @theco-fownder9262
    @theco-fownder9262 ปีที่แล้ว

    Forget the terminator, the future is fungi

  • @danieljoseph8120
    @danieljoseph8120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Joe when he leans back in amazement is one of the funniest reactions to new information I've ever seen 🤣

  • @OngoGablogian185
    @OngoGablogian185 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Getting lost in a maze and having to find my way out doesn't really sound all that appealing to me. But I guess I'm just not a fungi.

  • @idkijs435
    @idkijs435 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thats a demonstration of something being hungry and finding the fastest way to food...

  • @hac5932
    @hac5932 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sir, how should we design the subway systems?
    The head scientist - Bring in the slime

  • @S42069
    @S42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    *Joe finishes a hit of DMT*

  • @geezotics
    @geezotics 2 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    nobody:
    joe: *fuckin floats into another dimension* “woah”

    • @Dino-god69
      @Dino-god69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I made the like count 420. That is all

  • @mrgreen3629
    @mrgreen3629 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When it cuts to Joe and he looks like he got too high 😂

  • @NdJtsydlyd
    @NdJtsydlyd ปีที่แล้ว

    Engineers defeated by fungus 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vaushawnbrown2110
    @vaushawnbrown2110 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    " Primordial sepaleftheium", ayo I got some of that in my back yard

  • @gainesmiller
    @gainesmiller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “that’s crazy, but how crazy would it be if the mushrooms smoked DMT?”

  • @MS88nyc
    @MS88nyc ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a good interview if you haven’t watched. Paul Stamats took about 16grams of magic mushrooms for his first trip and cured his stuttering and talked to his crush that next day.

  • @masterspartanchief33
    @masterspartanchief33 ปีที่แล้ว

    “That time in I woke up in a fantasy world and a slime outsmarted me.”

  • @tonicpop6686
    @tonicpop6686 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    The best part was when Joe went “Woah” meaning “What the hell were those big words?” but the audience thought he was reacting to the info.

    • @Slaughtermelons99
      @Slaughtermelons99 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah you made me spit out my drink with that one 🤣

    • @purgeutopia8696
      @purgeutopia8696 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like your funny words magic man

    • @justacinnamonbun8658
      @justacinnamonbun8658 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joe Rogan is one of those people that's impressed by just about anything, even the coin behind the ear trick. I think in this clip some marbles jolted around in his head.

    • @Mr.pizza0
      @Mr.pizza0 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s embarrassing that you think those are big words, little guy

    • @alexg1778
      @alexg1778 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@justacinnamonbun8658 oh WOW dude you sure roasted him. Hope Joe doesn't see your cruel words.

  • @GetOffMyLawnSKX
    @GetOffMyLawnSKX ปีที่แล้ว

    Ants do the same thing.

  • @xifer7367
    @xifer7367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "So do you think the slime was on DMT"
    - Joe Rogan

  • @liveinthenow3571
    @liveinthenow3571 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well ok, impressive but Ants do this everyday! Your brain does too!

  • @RalphCooperSRTwannabe
    @RalphCooperSRTwannabe ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this episode on shrooms. Makes it more compelling

  • @ParadigmUnkn0wn
    @ParadigmUnkn0wn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Joe: "I wonder if its ancestors smoked DMT"
    Also Joe: "Can we smoke it to gain its intelligence and enlightenment?"

    • @peterwithredeyes-6958
      @peterwithredeyes-6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah there it is, I was looking for a small dmt comment 😂😂