Grosser vs. Corniche: Old Car CHALLENGE | Top Gear - Part 2

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  • @connfyoozed
    @connfyoozed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2839

    James's reaction to reading Jeremy's last service bill is just classic. First the shock, then him trying to say it before collapsing into that fantastic James May smoker's laugh.

    • @doktorspock8910
      @doktorspock8910 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It sounds like an empty can of spray paint, doesn't it?

    • @thequoteshubyt
      @thequoteshubyt ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@doktorspock8910no

    • @deathberry33
      @deathberry33 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lol, Every time I read an exorbitant amount, I always pronounce it like James does.

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What did he do - buy you a Golf? I'm dead XD

    • @kingezekiel125
      @kingezekiel125 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP​ WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP​ @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP​ @RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP​ WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP UP​ WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP UP​ WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP UP​ WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP UP​ WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP UP​ WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

  • @alp732
    @alp732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3572

    2:43; In May's Britain, that would be punishable by 6 months in prison..
    8 years later and it is May's Britain... ;)

  • @MrCodename471
    @MrCodename471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2413

    0:50
    Jeremy: There was quite a lot needed doing, if I'm honest.
    James: What did they do buy you a Golf? :D

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Codename 47 nearly heard it was 50000 pounds

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      that line and may's laugh had me in hysterics

    • @scotty193
      @scotty193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It was May's laugh after deliver of that line that sealed it........

    • @Mr0supra0
      @Mr0supra0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *an Golf

    • @Schyderap
      @Schyderap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is the single funniest moment in TG ever.

  • @Str4t0sPh3rE
    @Str4t0sPh3rE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    *Brings Merc to service centre*
    Mechanic: Ah, I see the problem here. You need to change the Volkswagen Golf in your engine bay.

    • @atarvhegde5210
      @atarvhegde5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well , I heard if you aren't carefull with the 600s window switches , you can break someone's finger.

    • @kasperkjrsgaard1447
      @kasperkjrsgaard1447 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      “Ze problem ist im ze motor”
      “Hast ju money - lotz off ze money”?

  • @ObviouslyKieran
    @ObviouslyKieran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

    Jezza: "It comes down to two choices then, camp"
    May: "Or camp commandant"
    May's timing is nye impeccable.

    • @derlangsame4471
      @derlangsame4471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't get that. Would you explain?

    • @hectornecromancer5308
      @hectornecromancer5308 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derlangsame4471 Corniche makes you funky. While the Größer makes you feel like you've been gassed millions of people at a concentration camp

    • @patrickkenney4270
      @patrickkenney4270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@derlangsame4471 yeah

    • @ctykckcktyvc7558
      @ctykckcktyvc7558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@derlangsame4471 camp is another world for gay and a camp Commandant was the commander of a concentration camp

    • @Pecinta_kaela
      @Pecinta_kaela 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamps?

  • @CM26617
    @CM26617 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    6:35
    What on earth did Mercedes Benz put into the Grosser when they were designing its horn system? A fog horn? XD

    • @Veyron722skyhook
      @Veyron722skyhook 9 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      +CHammer I think that horn might even qualify as a war horn, being that loud.

    • @eight-cloudspurple5871
      @eight-cloudspurple5871 9 ปีที่แล้ว +651

      +CHammer
      Siren to get your airforce moving and bomb some disobedient subjects..

    • @Stryke607
      @Stryke607 9 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      +CHammer I think they had an oil tanker in mind ...

    • @lordapophis5723
      @lordapophis5723 9 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      They added a chamber of bullfrogs behind the headlights. That's what you are hearing.

    • @killjoy1887
      @killjoy1887 9 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      +Lord Apophis That was the mating call of the Cargo Ship. They got thrown out before all the cargo vessels in the Channel converged on the garage.

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5289

    I swear, this simple challenge is one of the most entertaining ones that TG has ever attempted. I'll have that Grosser...as soon as I overthrow a government.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That too.

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jonas Kaye that sounds easier.

    • @CrashForce
      @CrashForce 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      4 years later and this comment is accurate as hell

    • @mrepicness888
      @mrepicness888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You don't understand how busy London is

    • @prahlada.p.9694
      @prahlada.p.9694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

  • @Nmille98
    @Nmille98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2640

    I love how often they agree with each other here. "Two cars in one space, that's just selfish."
    "In my Britain, that would be punishable by six months in prison."

    • @aliabdallah102
      @aliabdallah102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      *in May's britain.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@aliabdallah102 in San Francisco there would be 4 more motor cycles in there.

    • @aliabdallah102
      @aliabdallah102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@oldrrocr I'd just hit all 4 of em and park.

    • @zakr1187
      @zakr1187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *may not my

    • @daedelous7094
      @daedelous7094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When the 3 of them are together May and Clarkson tend to be more antagonistic toward each other and apart they will call each other the biggest oafs. But when they are together without hammond they tend to be more agreeable than they think.

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    7:31 I love the builder going “Come on! Pump it, James! Pump it!”

    • @BR3ND3N
      @BR3ND3N 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Also what James says at 7:20 😆

  • @franzliszt8090
    @franzliszt8090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The horn race bit remains one of my favorite Clarkson moments ever... and I've watched _a lot_ of top gear

    • @crimsonmaelstrom573
      @crimsonmaelstrom573 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “Now that’s a horn!” Best line ever 😂😂

    • @GamePro0012
      @GamePro0012 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@crimsonmaelstrom573 "...and it got us thrown out."

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      When he had to reach over and flip the compressor on first, you knew it was gonna be good.

  • @ComandanteJ
    @ComandanteJ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5015

    Both are absolutely awesome, but i'd take the merc.

    • @andylie7699
      @andylie7699 9 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Yeah, that horn is just brilliant

    • @myth0l0gical49
      @myth0l0gical49 9 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Yeah, that Merc's horn is just ridiculous. I mean, only the Germans would put a train horn in their cars....gotta love it.

    • @Favled
      @Favled 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I'd take the royce

    • @Favled
      @Favled 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'd take the royce

    • @Favled
      @Favled 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'd take the royce

  • @ari-s-video
    @ari-s-video 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4726

    "May's Britain"
    little did he know...

    • @genjijr.9937
      @genjijr.9937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      well we now have PM May and chancellor Hammond and Leader of opposition Jeremy, everything is going well

    • @Ash-sc8bl
      @Ash-sc8bl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Siyao Qin hahahaha

    • @mainminevin
      @mainminevin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Aaand its gone

    • @qwasd0r
      @qwasd0r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Didn't turn out so well, did it?

    • @johnj3577
      @johnj3577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@genjijr.9937 Maybe they should present the next season of Top Gear, let's face it, they're all about to lose their current jobs!

  • @mydadisbald9175
    @mydadisbald9175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    4:49 Jeremy’s confused french is everything 😂😂😂

    • @mokisan
      @mokisan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂

    • @bsquared627
      @bsquared627 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Equally as funny is their confused Italian moments later lol

    • @astrovisionbroadcastingunion
      @astrovisionbroadcastingunion 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@bsquared627 *P A G A M E N T O ? ! ?* will forever make me lose it XDDD

  • @kyletrump2003
    @kyletrump2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    4:10 i just checked, a Mercedes 600(not sure if swb or lwb) is about 554cm whilst a standard UK parking bay is only 480cm in length

    • @brunolerchundi09
      @brunolerchundi09 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's a swb 600 grosser, lwb had a window between the front an rear doors and it were called "Pullman"

    • @vitamins-and-iron
      @vitamins-and-iron 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      so his guess of one foot shorter is out by a factor of 2.4

  • @renemunkthalund3581
    @renemunkthalund3581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    0:52 "What did they do? Buy you a Golf?"
    Capt. Slow and master of comedic response

  • @hanif12able
    @hanif12able 9 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    watching this challenge brings smile to me. its like watching completely different two best friends messing around. they are completely different but somehow they are bound together.

    • @Joonasvarp
      @Joonasvarp 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +88thetruth88
      lmao

    • @jurciks71
      @jurciks71 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Abul Hoque you failed

    • @Claeys67
      @Claeys67 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Hanif Purbaya "Jezza help help!" also gave me that feeling.

  • @sushi777300
    @sushi777300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    I love how Clarkson, Hammond, and May could always turn the most random everyday life moments into excellent entertainment

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      scripted

    • @badabada4251
      @badabada4251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@basshead. that is the point of the original comment.

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bada Bada Nope.

    • @dbclass4075
      @dbclass4075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@basshead. He meant the script is written in such a way a mundane task turns comedic.

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dbclass4075 The whole show is fake.

  • @Imtotallydiggingthis
    @Imtotallydiggingthis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    "Soon though without executing anyone, we were in the west end"
    The Real Top Gear, missed but never forgotten.

    • @atarvhegde5210
      @atarvhegde5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So technically , in the east end government would execute anti communists?

  • @alistairwalker2850
    @alistairwalker2850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    “Is Max Mosley on that list?”
    Hammond’s brief line was easily one of the funniest

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Son of Sir Oswald Mosley, Baronet and founder of the British Union of Fascists.

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No it's worse.

    • @FlashoftheBlades
      @FlashoftheBlades ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@carlbirtles4518And even HE wasn’t on the list! I’m absolutely baffled by that.

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FlashoftheBlades John Lennon wasn’t on the list either.
      Just some dictators and a portly rock and roll singer.

    • @FlashoftheBlades
      @FlashoftheBlades ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carlbirtles4518 Guess the list was too long for the board.

  • @ToreDL87
    @ToreDL87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    This is what Grand Tour needs to do again, simpler cheaper challenges with classics in UK/Western Europe (even with serviced cars), it's still tons of fun to watch, and it's done in a few days and wont completely wear them out!

    • @Adam-fj9px
      @Adam-fj9px 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Very late reply but totally agree, as much as I love the international specials my absolute favourites are the challenges in old cars in grey British weather

    • @brycehosseini3319
      @brycehosseini3319 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is pretty close to what they did for Eurocrash (albeit more in Central / Eastern Europe) and that was their best episode in a while (the whole wax Nigel Mansell bit was hysterical), so you may be onto something.

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Adam-fj9px The BBC has claimed that they own the concept of the three boys doing cheap car challenges so that's why they're limited with what they can do.

  • @tDarKnight
    @tDarKnight 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    "You wouldn't do that to most '600' drivers, mate. You'd be in the boot without your head."

    • @georgejacob3162
      @georgejacob3162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Oddly, on a Top Gear DVD Jeremy is driving James' Rolls-Royce with James in the boot!

    • @shadowhaziq4326
      @shadowhaziq4326 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      George Jacob that one from "worst car in the history of the world episode" ive remember that one 😆
      Here the footage th-cam.com/video/nenQI4HrUhk/w-d-xo.html

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadowhaziq4326 At least Jezza showed mercy on James by leaving his head on.

  • @kieranwhite6647
    @kieranwhite6647 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    James has such a smokers laugh!!

    • @Thepurplealex1
      @Thepurplealex1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Surely it's Jeremy?

    • @Thepurplealex1
      @Thepurplealex1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      ***** All the Top Gear presenters smoke, they've admitted to it.

    • @kieranwhite6647
      @kieranwhite6647 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ***** I know he does but it was laugh that really gave it away to me

    • @xGT40x
      @xGT40x 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Purple Alex Actually Richard said he quit.

    • @Thepurplealex1
      @Thepurplealex1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      KV2 Power Oh, did he? Good for him :)

      That sounds so sarcastic but I don't know how else to word it xD

  • @4600norm
    @4600norm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    "Chairman Margaret Clarkson fantasy." I can't stop laughing at that for some reason.

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If anyone here doesn’t understand the joke;
      Chairman: Chairman Mao Zedong
      Margaret: Margaret Thatcher

    • @SMGJohn
      @SMGJohn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@carlbirtles4518
      You are the one who does not get it.
      Margaret was basically a tyrant in her time, even sent armed police against miners and had them shoot at them.
      Chairman is basically just a slang in UK for dictator.

  • @billyhendrix5544
    @billyhendrix5544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    James and Jezza trying to play for parking in London is golden. ‘What was the matter with money’ hit the nail on the head jezza

  • @FinnishGuy47
    @FinnishGuy47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Clarkson: "It really comes down to a simple choice: Camp..."
    May: "... Or Kampfkommandant!"

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nope, "Camp commandant".

    • @thijsrikkerink6333
      @thijsrikkerink6333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kampf in german means battle though.

    • @KermitTheFrogOG
      @KermitTheFrogOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thijs Rikkerink yes but cam cause concentration camp

    • @Lazbotable
      @Lazbotable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thijsrikkerink6333 it means struggle actually

    • @m1co294
      @m1co294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lazbotable it's either battle or struggle, depends on the context, since German tanks during WWII usually had "Panzerkampfwagen" in their names and it doesn't mean Armored Struggle Vehicle.

  • @ivanfrizky2514
    @ivanfrizky2514 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    "now that`s a horn!" XDDDD

    • @gustavlofkvist4928
      @gustavlofkvist4928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      VanZone Gaming Indo k

    • @r4h4al
      @r4h4al 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It was funny that they threw him out.

    • @mrtom2854
      @mrtom2854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I respect the LFA in your profile pic

    • @alfredsnyder4
      @alfredsnyder4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Funny Part Is @ 6:37

    • @isabelsummers8017
      @isabelsummers8017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alfredsnyder4
      Myself favorite part of the TV show

  • @sonyviva308
    @sonyviva308 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3934

    "Jezza help! I'm gonna get raped or something".
    -May.

    • @davedalavai4985
      @davedalavai4985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sonyviva308 v

    • @DogeCharger
      @DogeCharger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      pretty accurate in modern day London

    • @thegamingsushicat5349
      @thegamingsushicat5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm not too happy about that comment to be honest, and I'm surprised it came from may

    • @sumandhabolkar2819
      @sumandhabolkar2819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@thegamingsushicat5349 Why?

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@sumandhabolkar2819 she's a fairy

  • @thetrain3302
    @thetrain3302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    “If you’re theory is correct, you’re either going to murder millions of people, or you’re going to die on the bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute” 😂😂😂😂 May always has the best one liners

    • @polarisukyc1204
      @polarisukyc1204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Possibly the best line he has ever said on top gear

    • @applejuice5272
      @applejuice5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Camp...
      ...or Kamp Kommandant

    • @Femroe
      @Femroe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kinda wish when the audience laughed that Clarkson had just gone "Don't know what you lot are laughing at, I don't see any cheese burgers around here."

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Lennon had a 600.
      So, 600 owners would either murder millions of people, die on the toilet or get fatally shot by a religious nutcase.

    • @jdapaul1351
      @jdapaul1351 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@polarisukyc1204 what does the second half mean? "... you’re going to die on the bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute"

  • @TheHenes
    @TheHenes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The Mecedes is a dream car, perfect quality, classic elegance, technically far ahead of its time. The Rolls is not perfect, technically hardly comparable, but it has charisma and soul ... I like both ...

  • @jacobrumens9601
    @jacobrumens9601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Did anyone else just laugh so hard at James’ ‘Eh?’ and duck laugh at 0:36? 😂

    • @Moakmeister
      @Moakmeister ปีที่แล้ว +2

      James said “eh” not Jeremy

    • @jacobrumens9601
      @jacobrumens9601 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Moakmeister No Jeremy said eh

    • @Ocsttiac
      @Ocsttiac 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jacobrumens9601 No, it's James. It's James' voice. Jeremy's face doesn't move at all at that part, plus it'd make no sense for Jeremy to give a surprised "Eh?" to a bill that A) He already knows the price of, and B) He's not even reading at that current moment.

    • @jacobrumens9601
      @jacobrumens9601 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@OcsttiacYour right it was James. I just didn’t notice that.

  • @hollycrapitsjean123
    @hollycrapitsjean123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I've just watched this for the 500th time and I keep on going back to the horn bit, gets me every time...

  • @palashbhaumik42069
    @palashbhaumik42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *spits*
    "Oh has it gone in your mouth?"
    "...yes it has"
    😂😂😂

  • @bradleybuckle2995
    @bradleybuckle2995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Jeremy's face waiting for James' reaction to the service bill is priceless

  • @katsaras1
    @katsaras1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    0:33 Look at Clarkson's face while he's waiting for May's reaction!

  • @joaquinjulianagtarap726
    @joaquinjulianagtarap726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I do enjoy these simple less elaborate challenges from Top Gear of yesteryear, so spontaneous and impromptu.

  • @AJKPenguin
    @AJKPenguin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Pay for parking by phone? What silliness ; P
    5:16

    • @JohnSmith-tz9qf
      @JohnSmith-tz9qf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Pay for parking?!?!?!?!? Who pays for parking??? What a silliness...

    • @severussnape2250
      @severussnape2250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr

    • @admiralrng6506
      @admiralrng6506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Adam K ah the British

    • @mattr2238
      @mattr2238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, I'd just park without paying. Not my damn fault they don't want to take my money.

    • @legostar55
      @legostar55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam K Have you tried calling that number to see if it is real.

  • @DanielEhlmann
    @DanielEhlmann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Holy crap the Merc horn.

    • @dunebasher1971
      @dunebasher1971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They've used a bit of audio post-production wizardry (called simply Turning Up The Volume) to make it seem louder than it is.
      Still funny, though :)

    • @abishek4300
      @abishek4300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@dunebasher1971 bruh... Trust me... It's actually really really loud... Enough to fill the total car park with frustrating people and enough to make ears bleed when standing near...

    • @rachmatzulfiqar
      @rachmatzulfiqar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abishek4300 it has to be that loud because it doubles as an emergency attention horn :D

  • @robertborich4404
    @robertborich4404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    James & Jeremy listening to the automated voice on the phone cracks me up everytime.

  • @danamoradi6031
    @danamoradi6031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I was about to take a sip of my coffee but just before i did i died of laughter at 7:23

    • @69steezeWiz
      @69steezeWiz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      TV host James May has been brutally raped by construction workers in central London

  • @harveygibbons1113
    @harveygibbons1113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    4:02 this is the best bit 😂😂

    • @Bhatz96
      @Bhatz96 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wanker!

    • @kirstywalker6950
      @kirstywalker6950 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sorry

  • @puddlespuddles5208
    @puddlespuddles5208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I am a bmw man myself, but that Merc is so cool and hilariously overkill. It is awesome

  • @sgvmnsbdvhjegwfouays
    @sgvmnsbdvhjegwfouays 12 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:30
    I simply cannot get over that horn. I thought he was being dramatic earlier in talking about how loud the horn was. My god, that's the greatest thing ever.

  • @roxman199
    @roxman199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "You're either going to murder millions of people or you're gonna die on the bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute." Best line ever.

  • @KTHR56
    @KTHR56 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The way Jeremy says ‘Shut up!’ always makes me laugh! Followed by the apparent fog horn that lives in the Mercedes.

  • @MrAdamske
    @MrAdamske 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:29
    Right on mate, spoken what we were all thinking.
    Absolute scholar of a man.

  • @LordTechPro
    @LordTechPro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:30 The smug mobile is called a G-Whiz and it was made by an Indian company called Reva Electric

  • @PrvtChurch
    @PrvtChurch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    I think Mercedes accidentally fitted the foghorn from a cruise ship onto the Grosser.

    • @steve1978ger
      @steve1978ger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      more likely, the Bismarck

    • @benselectionforcasting4172
      @benselectionforcasting4172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Accidentally"

    • @aaryeshg.6526
      @aaryeshg.6526 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣 The Merc has 2 horns so you can create the illusion of 2 cars honking even though it's only 1 that is doing it.

    • @wimspreeuwenberg2516
      @wimspreeuwenberg2516 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Horn of the rms queen Mary

    • @SlidTossedPissed
      @SlidTossedPissed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lets be straight here...
      A Cruiseship.. is garbage. Its a floating GUT draped in white powered by peoples ability to FART. Damn things have as much character as a gas bubble and less dignity than Queen Elizabeth's cat tossing up a hairball.
      A STEAMER... is where that horn came from.

  • @CarWhiz22
    @CarWhiz22 13 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i love the way the guy shouts "PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN!!!" and he's pushing a car which has run out of petrol...clever!

  • @faz..
    @faz.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    OMG. This was filmed in around 2008 and these cars were worth £25k. I've just checked and the Grosser fetches between £40-170k.
    The capital appreciation is awsome!

    • @jakethemuss5678
      @jakethemuss5678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I saw a mercedes 600 sell on eBay this year for £128,000

    • @Rezzatoni
      @Rezzatoni ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you add the 15k service bill to the 25k buying price of the Mercedes, you are at 40k ...

    • @faz..
      @faz.. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @naufalnaufalhazzanabila2255 maybe that's where the capital appreciation comes from

    • @brycehosseini3319
      @brycehosseini3319 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In other words, nearly enough appreciation to cover the maintenance bills...

    • @tooltime9260
      @tooltime9260 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You could sell one for parts alone and still make a killing. Owning one of those is equal to owning an airplane.

  • @FrankieProkop
    @FrankieProkop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:59 Man, how I’d love to have that E31 8 series... AND that Mercedes B I G. That’s a dream garage right there.

  • @aalkandari4
    @aalkandari4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    7:32 pump it James pump it -Random construction worker

    • @MattWesss
      @MattWesss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I love his enthousiasm! He's ready to help in an instant!

  • @neelparmar6690
    @neelparmar6690 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Camp or Kamp Kommandant 😂😂😂
    OMG I miss these guys. Car review shows have nothing on the old TG.

  • @5bagsofpopcorn
    @5bagsofpopcorn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    The merc is beautiful, but has the highest running costs ever.... jay leno has one on his channel and he tells you horror stories about the prices.....

    • @BruceAttah
      @BruceAttah 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TheYorkMan Maybe they weren't in that condition when bought, hence Jezza's "service" bill of £15,000.

    • @BruceAttah
      @BruceAttah 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheYorkMan Notice, I put the word "service" in quotes.

    • @BruceAttah
      @BruceAttah 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheYorkMan I did not use quotes to highlight the word. Nor would I. I used them to signify that I was _quoting_ the word.

    • @BruceAttah
      @BruceAttah 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheYorkMan I'm getting the impression that you missed the bit in English at school where they taught the correct use of quotation marks.

    • @BruceAttah
      @BruceAttah 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheYorkMan Quotation marks are NOT used for emphasis. That is a classic error.

  • @charliehinde1701
    @charliehinde1701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Clarkson's face at 5:34 had me in stitches😂😂😂.
    Legit like a confused puppy looking for help

  • @ariespisiti4220
    @ariespisiti4220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "What did they do, buy you a Golf?" Gets me every time. Imagine that. xD

  • @MettleMadness
    @MettleMadness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Chairman Margaret Clarkson fantasy”
    one of my personal favourite things James has ever said

  • @williamspencer1935
    @williamspencer1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Love how they went to a gas station for tea with their ultra luxury cars

  • @rsmaciel73
    @rsmaciel73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:05 Look at you in the back of your Beemer, is like a businessman, not a dictator LOL 😂

  • @Bastiolo48
    @Bastiolo48 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    2:42 "In May's Britain, that would be punishable by 6 months in prison."
    That means something else entirely, now!

    • @Athenstrainman
      @Athenstrainman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How?

    • @dontworry1302
      @dontworry1302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Athenstrainman en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Premiership_of_Theresa_May

  • @LeilaElysee
    @LeilaElysee 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    8:45 is some of the greatest lines in all of television history

  • @yannistubbe3582
    @yannistubbe3582 10 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    i realy love these guys

  • @hmdwgf
    @hmdwgf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I'd have the Kamp Kommandant over the Camp.

    • @Ward1706
      @Ward1706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      hmdwgf "So you're gonna either murder millions of people or die on the bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute."

    • @kwanlinus6999
      @kwanlinus6999 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a dictator.

  • @Hiei2k7
    @Hiei2k7 11 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    I WANT THE HORN FROM THAT MERC!

    • @hollycrapitsjean123
      @hollycrapitsjean123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You can actually buy it - my friend's dad has a daewoo matiz with it

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 11 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      hollycrapitsjean123 Tell him he's epic and history will remember him.

    • @mattsmith4322
      @mattsmith4322 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TraustiGeir It'd be even better if it were a Toyota Prius.

    • @hollycrapitsjean123
      @hollycrapitsjean123 11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Matt Smith OR a Gee-Whiz

    • @mattsmith4322
      @mattsmith4322 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hollycrapitsjean123 Perhaps a Smart Car's in order?

  • @aaronkidd5548
    @aaronkidd5548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2022 and still the best thing on the tube. Their comradery was and is, I can only assume, amazing. Such characters.
    Peace.

  • @jackjack1923
    @jackjack1923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Those 3 guys are simply the best and you just can't replace them... Just can't

  • @robertbidochon7949
    @robertbidochon7949 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    fantastic episode! I enjoyed it more than usual! Excellent!!

  • @kevinlofur8103
    @kevinlofur8103 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    07:51 Jeremy: Has it gone into your mouth?
    James: Yes it has!
    I almost died of laughter!

    • @rockacraig5653
      @rockacraig5653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rule 34. It gets everywhere. (Oooooooooh Matron)

  • @AlecSK27
    @AlecSK27 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:29 That's the same sound i make, when i accidentally click on a non-BBC Top Gear video...

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:40 Reusing footage from the cross-London race (James' GL500)

  • @TT_Escobar
    @TT_Escobar 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    There's so many crazy things about this challenge, the list of dictators that drove the grosser, its golf priced service bill, its horn, so much! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dude7756
    @dude7756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    god, so unintentionally British - around 7:00 minute mark all the builders start shouting... Perfect

  • @matthewbertram3304
    @matthewbertram3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jeremy: "well what would you like me to do?"
    Homeless cyclist man: "BLRAGH"

  • @apabulldog
    @apabulldog 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I really want the mercedes. Just for the love of it, the luxury, and THE HORN! OH THE HORN IS AMAZING!

  • @hugoff10k86
    @hugoff10k86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:45 Ford Mondeo ST220 one if the only car approuved by Clarkson, May and Hammond...

  • @codydlvn1679
    @codydlvn1679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:50 when jeremy speaks french it becomes the funniest thing ever

  • @AussieChristophe27
    @AussieChristophe27 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    5:05 We haven't paid...we've been thwarted!

  • @hoilst
    @hoilst 10 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "Sorry...Sorry...Sorry..."
    "WA-beep!-ER!"

  • @Zacho789
    @Zacho789 10 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    0:38 There's no need for a duck whistle with that laugh, what was that??

    • @TamirB.98
      @TamirB.98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Some say that its his real laugh

    • @I-Love-Taylor-Swift
      @I-Love-Taylor-Swift 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tamir Burstein That sounded like a n introduction to The Stig!

    • @Slaphappy1975
      @Slaphappy1975 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Some say, the Stig stole his laugh, and replaced it with a duck...

    • @francisjpk
      @francisjpk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zacho789 0:54

    • @dom69foco
      @dom69foco 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Don't smoke kids

  • @jackmcdonald8355
    @jackmcdonald8355 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    7:15 "Jezza help, help, help! Just push it, I'm going to get raped or something."

  • @alin-cosminschneider7180
    @alin-cosminschneider7180 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jezza:Just admit that my car is the better car! May:I will admit it has more petrol in it.😂😂😂😂Legend

  • @Kyleinasailing
    @Kyleinasailing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The 600 was an incredible creation but MB never made money from it. The Rolls Silver Shadow and Corniche, on the other hand, went on to be a great commercial success.

    • @rahulmandala4930
      @rahulmandala4930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sure the 600 Grosser might’ve never made MB money, but regardless, that’s one of thing about the 600 Grosser I admire: it’s uniqueness. Sure the Corniche went on to become a commercial success, but they’ll have been a dime a dozen, in my honest opinion. The 600 Grosser won’t be everywhere and it might be quite expensive to service, but what you get is a unique experience in wafting along in one. Handling is also impressive given its size and weight. The 600 Grosser was indeed a magnificently incredible creation that carries a certain dignity and classiness to it. That said, I’m certain the Rolls is also a good car, but something about the Grosser just makes it all the more special to me.

  • @MartynStanleyAuthor
    @MartynStanleyAuthor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Really liked this challenge. This was great to watch!

  • @venichen1
    @venichen1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I thought, "Gee, Idi Amin must have owned one of those!"
    I was right.

  • @IronMan3582
    @IronMan3582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    James was absolutely savage at the end and I loved every second of it

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love when James really finds something funny he does his Donald Duck laugh!

  • @pinch-of-salt
    @pinch-of-salt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    6:35 HOOOORRRNNNNN!!!!!

  • @TheSFMCreators
    @TheSFMCreators 10 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:50 Look at the black car next to James', is it me, or is that car lowing its suspension??

    • @lalnablehector1285
      @lalnablehector1285 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it very much does look that way

    • @I-Love-Taylor-Swift
      @I-Love-Taylor-Swift 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE!

    • @E34Benzin
      @E34Benzin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's a Range Rover. They change their height automatically dependinf on the speed (it can also be selected manually).
      Very good eye by the way!

    • @TheSFMCreators
      @TheSFMCreators 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E34Benzin Thanks :p

    • @lalnablehector1285
      @lalnablehector1285 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thom Valk hey isn't your pic the SFM logo

  • @firebird890
    @firebird890 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Ok you want to have a horn race, ready steady" (and then loud Merc horn noise ensues) Hahahahahhaa!!! Hillarious! What a horn!

  • @hotrodmobile
    @hotrodmobile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:16 "Leonard Brezhnev" LOL ))) For russians it looks like "Boris Ivanoff" for englishman instead Boris Johnson. (The english name John is equivalent to the russian name Ivan.) Brezhnev's first name was Leonid.

  • @philofthesouth6019
    @philofthesouth6019 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:28 - crying. That’s a standard day in London, no patience whatsoever!

  • @jeremytheimer7443
    @jeremytheimer7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    4:15 ah yes my favourite car, the mercedes big.

  • @Gamedraco
    @Gamedraco 15 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:35 I never get tired of listening to that horn. It sounds more like one you would find on a lorry!

  • @ziaakbar2535
    @ziaakbar2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Jeremy - now that's a horn
    James - And it got us thrown out
    Nobody can top these guys in coming up with funny lines

  • @lyonvensa
    @lyonvensa ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Both "Murder millions of people" and "Die on a bog trying to get 500 cheeseburgers out of your poo chute" are something that sounds terrifyingly fitting for Jeremy Clarkson

  • @Davemcfc
    @Davemcfc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "...now that's a horn!"
    "We were chucked out."

  • @miljororforsprakpartiet290
    @miljororforsprakpartiet290 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Doesn't matter how bad the Rolls is, a Rolls is a Rolls which a Mercedes will never become

  • @sumairb9978
    @sumairb9978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    i can't help but feel bad for jezza at 5:32

  • @danmayberry1185
    @danmayberry1185 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    (May 1:12) "Look at him, living out his Chairman Margaret Clarkson fantasy."

  • @Skandalos
    @Skandalos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    One of the few multi-part videos where the 2nd part has even more views then the 1st.

  • @sitheakewinphlong6579
    @sitheakewinphlong6579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did the londoners know Clarkson and May?
    6:21 I thought Clarkson's car had a hydraulic sunroof?
    9:01And they have Pol Pot too? Never knew he would go up so high.