Poob’s biggest mistake wasn’t turning down a well-paying job and losing his chance with the boss’s hot daughter, it was going from the side part to this horrible excuse for a middle part.
I really look forward to these. I'm glad you stuck with it and continued the podcast. So many creators start a podcast and then give up. Thanks for the content, these are really comfortable to just listen to. I can tell you guys are good friends.
@@richpianafanclub7221 based is slang term you can thank based god for. Based: being yourself and not caring what others think of you-to carry yourself with swagger
@@Stalltt I don't mind them at all actually. The podcast never had a specific theme as such and therefore no one expects, or wants the whole episode to be about one thing or theme, they're too long for that. I think its cool that its a natural conversation which you cut up into the best parts. Its like being in the room and only paying attention when something interesting is going on. It just used to be super confusing audio wise. Now with the fade, it's perfect. You do a good job editing these nimwit's ramblings into something legible. Kudos mate.
sam talking about cocaine and poobs said "it 's" and then realised he was about to say what it is like to be on cocaine, and then recovers with saying "nothing"
Sam calls everyone the “moral compass” of the group or some shit like that, it’s really just a last ditch effort, denying that he is a train wreck of a human. Sad! (Donald trump hand gesture)
That being said tho, we need to gather up the goblin horde, take out those frat guys and turn them into zombie. You already know what happens from there
The smug smile on Sam’s face for the first 10 mins of this video almost makes up for the nightmare of this guy giving me a performance review. Just fuckin fire me
Sam saying "paymone..." as a possible guest before being interrupted had me screaming at my screen for him to say it. I want the rat & goblin collab asap. Also as always superb job on the editing; Stallt. Still gonna kick your ass in Chivalry II tho.
Missed a few podcast and first time seeing Bryan, and gotta say he looks way better then the image I had in my head. He looks like a human bean not a goblin.
@@Stalltt protip: don't fucking change your handle to something similar to another account that got suspended within a month, when they were all connected on the same device. that being said, they didn't reply to my appeal with "no fuck you you made a threat, no unsuspension" they just asked to confirm i have access to my email, so here's hoping.
I love your whole team. Please don't leave poob behind. I'm not even a follower of poob but I love this friendship, if you do. That sounds so typical. But I care man idk. Good luck Sam. I see you owning your own tv show
Someone has to say this. This channel being permanently demonitized is absolutely amazing because I can binge watch hours of this shit without a single break.
I feel like Sam views himself as some deranged Roman emperor like Caligula and us the rabid peasants that cheer on the slaughter that occurs in the Coliseum known as: The Forehead Fables Podcast.
Stoner thought… when they are talking about the vomit guy at the very end. When that guy actually is sick and vomits can he voluntarily choice what he throws up? So I’ll phrase it in a situation, say if he went to a restaurant and had some food and drank loads and got wasted and throws up, can he just keep the alcohol in him and just throw the food up?
Sam looks like he's going to offer me a Savings Account or Certificate of Deposit that earns 0.001% APY interest, compounding yearly. $20 withdrawal fee. Non FDIC insured.
Not gonna lie, the idea of Poob instantly turning into a cardboard cutout between 5:13 and 5:14 had me cackling loudly I almost forgot the slow transition at 1:13:16 too
Sam looks like he's about to convince me to get a loan at a 40% intrest rate
He could probably do it too. I'm already paying $10 for these garbage conversations
That look in his eye when he saw the state of Poob was the look of a lender about to ruin a mawfucca life lol I seen that too
@@Rock_Wilson lol
what thell is this. why does it say you posted this 4 days ago ? It came out today
@@coaboa5339 Damn nice catch. That is kinda weird tho ngl. I've never seen this happen before.
"I'm a gentleman ok and I'm not a seahorse or a rapist!"
Best quote of the podcast!
"There's a middle ground in there!"
ramblings of an absolute madman
Damn when does he say this?
@@jakeslife6651 I think around the part where they talk about whether it's ethical to molest a zombie.
Haven't had a 2 hour podcast in a while. You a real one Stalltt
dont thank stalt, thank the boys for not rambling for an hour and stalt needs to edit it out
@@slonkerton stallt needs the love. he is on the brink.
@@slonkerton Stalltt's in charge of editing. He ultimately controls the podcast. Sam gives him full control.
Real good script
@@slonkerton nice name
Poob's "yes, you two fight" had me laughing for a minute straight.
This is by far the best three-man comedy show I've seen in my life.
You must’ve missed O&A
Cumtown
@@asshairlel469 Only comparable podcast for damn sure. Critikal's is so boring it's unwatchable.. which is weird given how good his videos are.
The fact you called this a comedy show makes it that much more sad
@@alumpycow6694 Opie was never funny
You get Anthony, Patrice + 1 and it was some of the best radio on air throughout the history of time
Bryan "I got one rule on this paper" waves Wendy's coupons around
The fact that Bryan even has Wendy's coupons is a really sad commentary on his life. Along with literally everything else about him.
I love how stalt is now editing in his own little thoughts a lot more now. Makes the podcast seem more "alive" I think.
I’d rather use “humane”
staltt is an ai sam bought for 30k on the dark web
@@user-ef6gv4wv1l he mainly uses him for sexual pleasure though
@@huntersmith8952 lmao thanks for the laugh
@@packaapunch he uploaded him into the auto blow
Poob’s biggest mistake wasn’t turning down a well-paying job and losing his chance with the boss’s hot daughter, it was going from the side part to this horrible excuse for a middle part.
With that yellow shirt, he's one pair of thick glasses away from being Dwight from The Office.
Mid part is gnarly
poob said no to the main quest, and went for 100% completion of sidequests xd
I really look forward to these. I'm glad you stuck with it and continued the podcast. So many creators start a podcast and then give up. Thanks for the content, these are really comfortable to just listen to. I can tell you guys are good friends.
Yes @Stalltt, thanks so much
i find theese rather difficult to listen to
but fun to watch
Stalltt to is definitely a gem for all his actual work, that god for him.
You do realize poob gets bullied almost every episode right LMAO
Most def. Uncomfortable to listen to sometimes though 😂
"Do I look like a Florida redneck?"
Flashbacks to the days when Sam would openly say the N-word in his videos
I remember that
Miss those days
Gamer word
It wasnt with hateful intent too be fair
@@thesaviorofsouls5210 too bee fare
Sam is actually his oblivion character, right down to the stylish legwear.
This podcast has more stuff that needs to be redacted than an SCP reading.
I'm weak lmfao
Sam really should make an Onlyfans and just post the raunchy shit they can't post on here
@@honzothesloth8075 and Abby's milk silos
This podcast is a cognitohazard
Poob stays based and legendary at all times
Love poob but based? He won't even rape zombies
Based? Based on what?
@@richpianafanclub7221 based is slang term you can thank based god for.
Based: being yourself and not caring what others think of you-to carry yourself with swagger
@@joepapi619 fucking based
@@joepapi619 PhD in Basedology
Just use a voice synthizer and always have "Aqua" off frame saying insane stuff.
Nah, you just need a lot of kicking sound effects
That would make me so happy and scared
"Hey guys, not feeling up for setting up a webcam today, anyway, what's your guys's least favorite race?"
"A ham sandwich"
You know it's a rough podcast when Bryan is the level-headed voice of reason.
its so cute that poob is worried about doxxing himself, considering he already did it live on twitch
Did he actually 😂😂
@@KokoSupreme yes, not purposely of course. Some weird people went through his Spotify account and found his highschool playlists or some shit
@@KingKoodaz which is the superior Koen?
@@KingKoodaz its not you, bud
@@KingKoodaz woah woah who said anything about a fight 😂 how about a battle of the wits, what makes this Koen so special??
abbie did sams hair for this one must be a good one.
Audio listener here, I love the audio fade when there is a cut. It makes the podcast mutch easier to follow, and much more enjoyable.
I'm glad for that feedback actually, the hard cuts really suck but are necessary sometimes and that helps.
@@Stalltt I don't mind them at all actually. The podcast never had a specific theme as such and therefore no one expects, or wants the whole episode to be about one thing or theme, they're too long for that. I think its cool that its a natural conversation which you cut up into the best parts. Its like being in the room and only paying attention when something interesting is going on. It just used to be super confusing audio wise. Now with the fade, it's perfect.
You do a good job editing these nimwit's ramblings into something legible. Kudos mate.
sam talking about cocaine and poobs said "it 's" and then realised he was about to say what it is like to be on cocaine, and then recovers with saying "nothing"
Hahaha he looks like cool collected coke head
I’ve never lived in a dysfunctional household but this podcast has given me a harrowing glimpse into what it’s like to live in one
i feel like if the lighting wasn't similar to a horror movie and he cleaned his hair Bryan wouldn't look like such a goblin
Yo Sam good podcast but when we getting the Abby podcast?
i miss the buff dude on the computer pics for bryan
I like how Bryan ties that tie. Like a man who decides to win over the ceiling.
This opening of the podcast is the most mean joke in the podcast, I fucking love it
Poob is falling apart, drink is finally catching up to him he can’t deny it anymore.
The Forehead Fables Podcast: Always Late but Born Early
Sam looking like Poob the first time he came on this show💀 Finally he's dressing in a formally manner
If you and Abby ever get divorced these podcasts are gonna be used in court
Sam would make an excellent mayor and he doesn’t do crack he does enjoy buff hunky dudes tho🥶🥶
Sam calls everyone the “moral compass” of the group or some shit like that, it’s really just a last ditch effort, denying that he is a train wreck of a human. Sad! (Donald trump hand gesture)
That being said tho, we need to gather up the goblin horde, take out those frat guys and turn them into zombie. You already know what happens from there
didn’t think the comment could get better than it did
Everyone is a moral compass compared to his discord.
Poob looks like the dreamboat love interest from a 90's family channel movie.
He changed his sweater. Now he looks like his dad is trying to tear down the youth center so the kids can't have their dance party.
The smug smile on Sam’s face for the first 10 mins of this video almost makes up for the nightmare of this guy giving me a performance review. Just fuckin fire me
Legit Poob could’ve worn that janitor suit again during this podcast and he still wouldn’t look like a foot.
Thats the best ending to a podcast I've ever seen
Its so nice to see Bryan's facial expressions as he says something. Makes it so much better
Poob is the funniest person I've ever seen and I wish he made more content
the boys stayed in line so we could finally get a 2 hour podcast. thanks stalltt
The boys work so perfectly together I love the banter
“I wanna see the video of that baby being ran- wait” Corporate is going WILD
Sam saying "paymone..." as a possible guest before being interrupted had me screaming at my screen for him to say it. I want the rat & goblin collab asap.
Also as always superb job on the editing; Stallt.
Still gonna kick your ass in Chivalry II tho.
This first 20 minutes of this podcast were wild👀
"I'm not a seahorse OR a rapist, there's a middle ground there."
This is simultaneously the most ive ever heard bryan talk and the funniest he's ever been on an episode
Brian's got the professional at Minecon 2013 type of vibe
Missed a few podcast and first time seeing Bryan, and gotta say he looks way better then the image I had in my head. He looks like a human bean not a goblin.
Poob is the only one on this podcast that looks normal and is a functional human being, and he is the one clowned on the most and that is perfection
Bryan looks like a substitute teacher who was called in last minute after the English teacher broke her leg
Guys, Twitter suspended my @GenSamQuotes account. Sorry you won't be getting any quotes for a while.
damn bro, you got twitter erased across the board then
@@Stalltt protip: don't fucking change your handle to something similar to another account that got suspended within a month, when they were all connected on the same device. that being said, they didn't reply to my appeal with "no fuck you you made a threat, no unsuspension" they just asked to confirm i have access to my email, so here's hoping.
Holy shit I didn't realize Bryan was showing his face now.
Idk why but for the past 3 years I’ve found the sound of sams voice helps me take a shit
Damn good script stallt. This was one of your better episodes!
boss baby
sam actually looks good in a suit. he still looks like a used car dealer though
Bryan looks like he’s about to convince me to buy his $300 package on how to start investing into stocks
I love your whole team. Please don't leave poob behind. I'm not even a follower of poob but I love this friendship, if you do. That sounds so typical. But I care man idk. Good luck Sam. I see you owning your own tv show
Thanks for this podcast Staltt you smashed it.
Stallt needs to be in the next podcast.
Even Stalltt wore a suit.
watching this high is like having a fever dream
Gotta love when they're on a risky topic and there's a sudden cut. Stallt is shielding us
I would bail on a camping trip too if there were that many people going.
Ahh so cool. Openly a buzzkill...
Honestly the that thing the audio listeners are missing out the most on is how based Stalltt is. The man is a goddamn treasure.
Sam looks like a guy I'd be suspicious about going anywhere near a school
Ur acount is old as 😠 👍👍
@@userboykey121 I made this account when I was 15
Hypotheticaly thats a coincidence Wink wink
Someone has to say this. This channel being permanently demonitized is absolutely amazing because I can binge watch hours of this shit without a single break.
I made out about 3 words without someone being talked over the entire podcast. 10/10 added to the experience
Wasn’t expecting to wake up and see Bryan. I was expecting a skinny white kid, not Dan Bilzarian’s weird little brother
“Thank you Don Tony” - Poob. Masterpiece. Off the dome.
well its good that bryan finally set up his webcam he pretty much looks like what i thought he would
Another cool idea for the bike is to have it be compatible with VR.
This is mostly a visual podcast so i really appreciate stalts facts, opinoins or defenses
When Poob first moved to eat fruit and there was that fucked photo of him behind himself I was in tears
Those GAZA and Russian bits have aged like the finest of wines lol
I bet that some SFM artist got some real 'inspiration' during this episode.
I kinda miss Bryan being a just a Pic
Orson Welles and his goon hold up Chet Baker.
Why at 36:10 does Poob look like someone is holding him at gun point to eat his food in a creepy way?
I feel like Sam views himself as some deranged Roman emperor like Caligula and us the rabid peasants that cheer on the slaughter that occurs in the Coliseum known as: The Forehead Fables Podcast.
Sometimes I watch the first episode that poob was in just to compare how far Sam and Bryan have dragged poor little poob down
Stallt came in clutch with this one. Shoutout to the essential workers.
So glad I pay 10$ a month for this!
Bryan reminds me of Airsoftfattys friend in idubbbz documentary.
Fucking lol he does look and sound like him!
Poob must be tired from carrying the podcast every episode. Is that why he came in looking so bummy?
Rewatching them all. Need more
Keep up the podcasts makes me laugh every time
have dontoni on again
it was "Alpha Menorah Javascript" guys
Poob is such a fascinating character.
We love you stalltt
46:59 dude looks like the Mcpoyles sister from it's always sunny in Philadelphia
2:02:25 "In talks to get a vasectomy" truly a corporate professional
i just searched up about the baby treadmill bit and found this ( also found pigeons getting sucked into a grain grinder the hell wrong with youtube)
I love how Bryan has a Melvin voice and a caveman body that just doesn't match at all
all of these college town stories makes me think Poob lives in Bloomington IN
Stoner thought… when they are talking about the vomit guy at the very end. When that guy actually is sick and vomits can he voluntarily choice what he throws up? So I’ll phrase it in a situation, say if he went to a restaurant and had some food and drank loads and got wasted and throws up, can he just keep the alcohol in him and just throw the food up?
Plz make more and sooner, even tho you got kids, make more, Ive watched all of these podcast and I’m like longing for more.
That was the best ending I could've asked for
Probably my favorite podcast episode so far.
Sam looks like he's going to offer me a Savings Account or Certificate of Deposit that earns 0.001% APY interest, compounding yearly. $20 withdrawal fee. Non FDIC insured.
"Choose your warrior" that you're restricted to by your asvab score lmaoooo
Not gonna lie, the idea of Poob instantly turning into a cardboard cutout between 5:13 and 5:14 had me cackling loudly
I almost forgot the slow transition at 1:13:16 too