@✨KARL✨🖤❤️ ye i havent rlly been paying attention to merch and that cause im poor, but if i do start saving up i want to buy the dumb and wise sweatshirt
3:39 He was just a dolphin Swimming in the sea With his dolphin friends Happy as can be Until one day he went And ventured onto land And he got bitten by A radioactive man Now he's Dolphin Man Half dolphin, half man Hear him screech at night 'Cause he just wants a friend He'll be quite a fright If you run into him In the dark abandoned house where he lives
0:17 That is THE EXACT way I have eaten cupcakes. You get to enjoy the perfect ratio of icing/ cream to cupcake!!! No dull or overly iced bites, its perfect!
@@sami05kash89 because the whole "chain and ball"/i hate my wife/marriage is a prison "humour" is a complete straight thing. Never seen that with same sex couples.
@@sami05kash89 a huge thing in straight culture is the whole "I hate my wife/spouse" , "buckle up men, marriage is the end of your life" thing, as seen in this video. Comes from the older days when people would get married young just for the sake of getting married and making a family, because that's what was expected of you, not because you necessarily wanted it atm. And it's most definitely a straight thing. Never seen it with queer couples, mostly because we've had to fight so long for marriage.
The g note rly just summoned all the emos. Ive seen more gerard way and frank iero profile pics and names here then any tik tok random tik tok compilation
I just wanted to say that I've been physically depending on your uploads lately. So thank you for posting them, they really help me to distract myself from everything else.
Try playing a steam game called Helltaker, theres good music that you eventually start bobbing left and right to. Please believe me when I say I'm not a bot.
My friends keep getting angry at me because I keep telling them I have a super power even though they say I don’t. They don’t understand what it’s like, all the pressure of trying to avoid being put in a lab and tested, but anyways my superpower is that if I run at glass really fast I can go through it.
The 1st tiktok- SO RELATABLE! seeiously, i have 2 different pairs of those shorts, and it is HELLA annoying when they get stuck together like that- 👁👄👁✌
Same, im really hoping its not real, and just some weird lil sculpture, or else my last shred of hope for humanity is going to disintegrate just like that 😧
3:31 Is that just an act or did something genuinely happen to him? I'm not a genius but is it possible to have an epileptic seizure by looking at those lights moving like that?
It is considered flashing lights and depending on how bright it is yes but in that clip I'm sure they wouldn't record someone having a medical issue and just not help them its common sense. Hopefully that kinda answers your question
That Muscle Man impression was great
Right?😂
Love it!
Absolutely perfect😂😂😂
Plot Twist: That was the actual voice actor for Muscle Man.
Way to stay in character 😂😂
10:22 i wanna know the context of the background convo lol
“We’re all very accepting of one another and we are right there for you, you know that?”
Just the way jake says baby kabob had me on the floor lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I like ur profile picture 👀
I like yours too 😏
@✨KARL✨🖤❤️ Jake and colby
@✨KARL✨🖤❤️ I like just noticed ur pfp. I want xplr merch so much lmao
@✨KARL✨🖤❤️ ye i havent rlly been paying attention to merch and that cause im poor, but if i do start saving up i want to buy the dumb and wise sweatshirt
11:46 THE LITTLE LAUGH, I'M DYING OF CUTENESS 😩💗
She’s so adorable man
Wish I knew what the@ was😔
I was looking away and I was so surprised to hear Jake's voice that I tabbed back in time to just see and hear "BABY KEBOB"
fetus kebob.
What the doctors do to abortions, *Bebe Kebob*
It’s fake right?
@@Chinchy-rr8zz it is.
@@tristenlafer6026 oh god thank you so much I’m not against abortions but still it’s so fucking sad sometimes
" what is that is that juice?"
"Its banana banana- oh I mean wait what?"
This had me laughing until I coughed endlessly XD
3:17 did the same for me
@@athenac9751 nice
@@athenac9751 bebe kebab
@@cadethebabe3222 lol
“babykabob” HELP MY LUNGS HAVE DISAPPEARED-
That’s Jake Webber!!
@@shadwafouad1127 Ik! I was so surprised to see him!
@@savgrace622 OMFG SAMEEE
What is it though
@@sillywatch558 a baby kabob
“Dolphin man isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.”
Dolphin man: 3:39
burn it with fire
What's the music playing though?
Where is the dolphin man from?
Dude that's not realcuz its just a modern sculpture
@@SocietyKilledTheUnicorn did you manage to find it?
So after the girls jump in, I get the commercial saying "so here's the problem" I fuckin died lmao
3:39 He was just a dolphin
Swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
And ventured onto land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man
Half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night
'Cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright
If you run into him
In the dark abandoned house where he lives
scientifically accurate dolphin man
Help! Let me go! Stop kidnapping me!
I was literally just listening to that song lol. It’s a joke song, but its so good 😭
GREG!!!
0:17 That is THE EXACT way I have eaten cupcakes. You get to enjoy the perfect ratio of icing/ cream to cupcake!!! No dull or overly iced bites, its perfect!
My entire life was just flipped upside down
Same. you also don't get icing all over your face and hands
@@eilir_adron so was the bottom of the cupcake
I thought I had it figured when I ate the bottom of the cupcake first... this clip changed me
No, no, he's got a point.
8:06 that’s actually so accurate
Dude is getting married in jeans, he's not the one who needs help
Oh he sure does. Professional help
@@eileensnow6153 lmao
My father got married in jeans because my step mom wanted everyone in converse shoes
@@spleens4200 lol
@@spleens4200 what a queen
4:20 i love how brutal and gentle he is at the same time KSBDJSBD
The G note one took me so off guard, I was not ready for the flashbacks
Same
even though they're back it still hurts
I knew I'd find my people here..
Imagine hearing that live when they go in tour
Sameee
Same
3:36 That sculpture is by Patricia Piccinini and she’s an Australian artist. Fun fact there’s a sculpture of me in that exhibition!
This statue came from the deepest pits of hell 👹
@@themac4d that’s what shes famous for tho-
@@adachishiro8048 it's coll you have a statue of u
Ah yes. Gotta love the "I am trapped in this marriage"/"I hate my wife" humor. Gold.
Someday straight people will figure out they don't have to get married to people they don't like. Praying for them 😔🙏
@@NecroticAnubis lmao what
@@NecroticAnubis What does being straight have to do with anything...?
@@sami05kash89 because the whole "chain and ball"/i hate my wife/marriage is a prison "humour" is a complete straight thing. Never seen that with same sex couples.
@@sami05kash89 a huge thing in straight culture is the whole "I hate my wife/spouse" , "buckle up men, marriage is the end of your life" thing, as seen in this video. Comes from the older days when people would get married young just for the sake of getting married and making a family, because that's what was expected of you, not because you necessarily wanted it atm. And it's most definitely a straight thing. Never seen it with queer couples, mostly because we've had to fight so long for marriage.
1:27 if only that worked for that one kickball stuck in the rafters of every gym
The Japanese grandma has me rollin
She may not be Asian, she , like, could be Korean 🤦♀️
@@JohnDoe-ce4qm do what?
Korea is in Asia
Does anyone know the name of the tiktoker?
@@JohnDoe-ce4qm dude the person in the video said the grandma was 100% japanese lmao
also "she may not be asian, she, like, could be korean" tff
1:59 the fact that I have the same dishes makes me feel more connected
i really appreciate the Kwik Trip video -Someone who works at KT
Ahhh, a fellow Wisconsinite?!
The absolute superior gas station. It sucks traveling out of state and not having that kwik trip food
kwik trip is sumn else like its a whole ass grocery store
Yo, y'all just saved me from being chased down by a random dude at 3 am tonight fr
Ah Oklahoman with Qt (QuikTrip) and you guys have Kwik Trip
Sounds amazing by looking at your comments
3:06 lmfao i don’t know if i should laugh or be worried for this man
I think the lights moving around gave him an epileptic seizure. Not really cool to post it on Tik Tok imo. And if they're joking around, even worse.
wait what happened? im replaying it but i dont see what happened or flashing lights 😭
@@grassyy3278 I think they meant the one at 3:23. Since that's the only one that sounds closest to what they're talking about.
The G note got me cracking up....truly makes an emo happy XD
The g note rly just summoned all the emos. Ive seen more gerard way and frank iero profile pics and names here then any tik tok random tik tok compilation
homie wrestling the dog is a cheater playing with her feelings like that. she def would've won
0:44 how could you do this to me
What song is that
@@axelovesyou3154 welcome to the black parade by my chemical romance! That's called being g-noted
@@Y1pperk1p oh ok I thought the song was gonna play body by jordan so I was like dont make me cry
@@axelovesyou3154 lol
G note
the gnote scared me pls
i'm literally wearing in all black today 😭
same here bestie 😭😭😭
same shawty :'))
that actually scared me too :((( they have to put warnings on these
Bruh that candle one got me dead 😂😂😂😂
0:23 don't tell me I'm the only person that misses the old headphones so I could charge my phone and listen to things
3:20 My brain cant function properly anymore
That took me out, I had to recuperate for a min
What the actuall bloody hell is that
beybee kebab
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING BOUT JAKE WEBBER BEING IN THIS COMPALATION!!??? baby kabob
Lol true
Babby kabob
Fr
maybe cuz no one knows who the fuck jack webber is lmao 😂
@@nimorodriguez1927 ye
5:22 why is nobody talking about the fact that his face looks exactly like Ralph Fiennes’s
The real question is why is nobody talking about ur pfp?!
And a bit of Asa Butterfield
The smoking in the truck is too relatable for me 😂
10:40 is nobody going to talk about the frog just chilling there😭
That's a squirrel
@@etiquetteshart7611 😂
And it has me concerned, it should be trying to get away unless it’s rabid or dead and you really don’t want either of those situations.
A prop of some sort I am not sure ?
@@GrassHumanAnimalHeathmanaaer the frog or the squirrel
"some dinosaurs would have tasted awesome"
... Homie got a point.
I just wanted to say that I've been physically depending on your uploads lately. So thank you for posting them, they really help me to distract myself from everything else.
I hope your ok.....I know life can be really hard.
@@_CYNNY I am okay, and I wish the same for you, friend.
@@MoonlightThroughTheRain Thank u I am good as well. 🤗
you good man?
Try playing a steam game called Helltaker, theres good music that you eventually start bobbing left and right to.
Please believe me when I say I'm not a bot.
7:54 This Is My Favorite Because That Muscle Man Impression Was On Point
0:43 the ‘welcome to the black parade’ beginning was the end for me gonna go cry brb
Sometimes I get the feeling
....
Great song 🖤
Literally started crying I can't handle being g noted in the wild I have to expect it
11:40 i know these kinds if people
Theres once a man who is 100℅ japanese
But has a southern accent
3:45 ....i am absolutely traumatized...wth is that?!
Beauty
that reminded me of trumph
It’s a hyper-realistic sculpture by a famous artist called Patricia Piccinini.
Pineapple was the SafeWord for a Tim xMoby fan fiction I read
I legit choked on my KitKat when I saw the Kwik Trip video. I miss Wisconsin so much and that's definitely something I'd do. Kwik Trip forever
I ate a kat… I guess I’m Chinese now
Took me a second to process 0:41 and now I’m crying again... it may have been years and years ago, but it still hurts
@EMMA FIELDS yes, but I still get sad over it
7:55 bro wait, this sounds like that guy from Regular show, it just brought back too many memories
You mean muscle man?
@@naimahsallen6583 yup, I forgot his name lol
8:23 LMAO THE NOSTALGIA
0:57 Describes moms well, when they are mad their wrath goes beyond. They could legit hold a burning lightsaber weapon. 😂
Uuoohh MAAAAAAM LET GOOO YOU ARE GOING TO BRAKEE MYY SSABEEERR
The rarest glitch in the matrix caught on camera: 5:35
3:36 this is what you see in the animal crossing museum
11:42 Oml, she's so cute though 😭💕
When home boy comes thru wid dat Banana Banana 🤤😫😮💨🍌🍌
SHEEEEEEEESH🥶
😩😩
What-
What..?
“The little ones”
**flashbacks to the compies in Jurassic park**
4:37 THE WAY IT JUST SAID “not today.” And 7:55 IM DYING OMAOOO
10:48 What I feel like when I get a new knitted sweater for Christmas
0:45 did I just get g noted wtf??!!
I like yr profile picture
@@mommysaysimspecial413 thanks
My friends keep getting angry at me because I keep telling them I have a super power even though they say I don’t. They don’t understand what it’s like, all the pressure of trying to avoid being put in a lab and tested, but anyways my superpower is that if I run at glass really fast I can go through it.
7:55 muscle man??? Is that you??
THANK YOU i was thinking so hard, trying figure out which character's voice it reminded me of 😂
the jake webber one OMG
3:42 i’ll have you know i’m a lawyer. Huh a lawfin
my favorite is jake's baby kabob lol
“Look at this sh- this bird--“
THATS A F--- CANADIAN GOOSE
arent geese birds though?
@@rem8151 that’s not the point
6:48 HAD ME DYING
Just being her pretending I have a bestie who sends me these tic tocs at 3am
I have watched this video 3 times in repeat and it still slaps
0:51 that's a gangsta birdie😂
AcTuAlLy ItS a CaNaDa GoOsE
@@oliviabridger2106 still a birdie
lmao
Dude the guy with the sausage link has a golden smile LIKE HUH I KEPT GOIN BACK TO THE VID HIS SMILES ADORABLE
Jake Webber? At like 3:18?
Why tf am i crying laughing at his sock 2:50 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:21 "old enough to party"- Mclovin
Tiktoks that can wash their hands in my mouth
i love how scared that kid was of that rambutan fruit at 3:12
10:49 I hope he's fine :(
1:49 actually I've been tripped up and slowed down by those things on foot twice lol
When I worked at Dollar Tree we used a pole with tape on the end to get the stringless balloons down.
We put tape on another balloon with a string at my job lol
LMAO THE JAKE WEBBER ONE
'ҍɑҍվ Ƙҽҍɑҍ' 😈 👹
11:29 Yall i thought shewas pretending to hit her nose on the pole😂
Lol I love the grandma she is adorable!!
🥰😁😻🤣😂😆
3:18 IM DONE, IM LEAVING TH-cam, IM LEAVING MY HOUSE, IM LEAVING EARTH, I HAVE LOST MY FAITH IN HUMANITY
*fetus on stick*
I wholeheartedly agree with you. That was repulsive and absolutely horrible.
That Mom breaking the lightsaber is got to be the most satisfying bit, hahahaha that poor boy is at her mercy 🤦
0:08 what did he say lol😂
Lol he said look at that mouth
His grandma is the cutest. Omg.
JAKE WEBBER AHHHHH😭😂❤️
@✨KARL✨🖤❤️ yessssss👁👄👁
The pickle guy sounded just like muscle man. Righteous ! Lol
Oh shit I have perfect pitch?👀 I do that all the timeee😂
The 1st tiktok-
SO RELATABLE!
seeiously, i have 2 different pairs of those shorts, and it is HELLA annoying when they get stuck together like that-
👁👄👁✌
Imagine sticking your Willie in that had me laughing till I cried 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Bruh tha baby kabob got me weak af
0:45 why does the g note still have an affect on me
I like your profile picture
@@mommysaysimspecial413 thanks, I like yours too :)
i saw that baby kabob and yelled wait a fucking minute
sOMEBODY EXPLAIN THE BABYKABOB PLEASE HELP I'M SCREAMING MY CAT IS SCARED PLEASE I'M BEGGING
I KNOW I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT.
Yea iv been searching for over an hour trying to get answers on that.
@@cjd1892 yeah it’s pretty odd but that’s jake Webber and his tiktok is Jakewebber9 his TH-cam is Jake Webber and his twitch is jakewebber69
It's a teeny tiny totem pole made with abortions and a skewer. Some homeless person must have made it.
Same, im really hoping its not real, and just some weird lil sculpture, or else my last shred of hope for humanity is going to disintegrate just like that 😧
The Foley for The Incredibles one is what got me xD
9:22 i choose life
"Make it flah and vibrate, like its going to explode" too accurate
Fun fact: if you work long or go to school school is 7 hours in dog years 7 hours is 45 years thats why there so exited to see you
*they're
*excited
And that run on sentence was exhausting to read.
Sincerely,
Your English teacher
@@patriciatomilonus7384 you gon be real shocked once you find out that english isn’t everyone’s first language
That’s.... horribly incorrect
U sure? 💀
Bestie is such an wholesome word idk why
I fcking love the pound-town one, the energy is immaculate.
So scripted
0:01 I didn’t know they were talking about the shorts-
I was like *WHAT-*
I was dying
(11:34) does anyone know his TT user?
im curious too
same
@smoochiewallace23
OMG!!!! 😱 JAKE NOOOOOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂😂
3:31
Is that just an act or did something genuinely happen to him? I'm not a genius but is it possible to have an epileptic seizure by looking at those lights moving like that?
It is considered flashing lights and depending on how bright it is yes but in that clip I'm sure they wouldn't record someone having a medical issue and just not help them its common sense. Hopefully that kinda answers your question
3:12 forbidden tomato kabob
4:54 - If only people would mind their own business instead of reporting every unnecessary shitty thing.
3:30 everybody gangsta till the lamps fall