@✨KARL✨🖤❤️ ye i havent rlly been paying attention to merch and that cause im poor, but if i do start saving up i want to buy the dumb and wise sweatshirt
@@sami05kash89 because the whole "chain and ball"/i hate my wife/marriage is a prison "humour" is a complete straight thing. Never seen that with same sex couples.
@@sami05kash89 a huge thing in straight culture is the whole "I hate my wife/spouse" , "buckle up men, marriage is the end of your life" thing, as seen in this video. Comes from the older days when people would get married young just for the sake of getting married and making a family, because that's what was expected of you, not because you necessarily wanted it atm. And it's most definitely a straight thing. Never seen it with queer couples, mostly because we've had to fight so long for marriage.
3:39 He was just a dolphin Swimming in the sea With his dolphin friends Happy as can be Until one day he went And ventured onto land And he got bitten by A radioactive man Now he's Dolphin Man Half dolphin, half man Hear him screech at night 'Cause he just wants a friend He'll be quite a fright If you run into him In the dark abandoned house where he lives
0:17 That is THE EXACT way I have eaten cupcakes. You get to enjoy the perfect ratio of icing/ cream to cupcake!!! No dull or overly iced bites, its perfect!
The g note rly just summoned all the emos. Ive seen more gerard way and frank iero profile pics and names here then any tik tok random tik tok compilation
I just wanted to say that I've been physically depending on your uploads lately. So thank you for posting them, they really help me to distract myself from everything else.
Try playing a steam game called Helltaker, theres good music that you eventually start bobbing left and right to. Please believe me when I say I'm not a bot.
3:31 Is that just an act or did something genuinely happen to him? I'm not a genius but is it possible to have an epileptic seizure by looking at those lights moving like that?
It is considered flashing lights and depending on how bright it is yes but in that clip I'm sure they wouldn't record someone having a medical issue and just not help them its common sense. Hopefully that kinda answers your question
My friends keep getting angry at me because I keep telling them I have a super power even though they say I don’t. They don’t understand what it’s like, all the pressure of trying to avoid being put in a lab and tested, but anyways my superpower is that if I run at glass really fast I can go through it.
That Muscle Man impression was great
Right?😂
Love it!
Absolutely perfect😂😂😂
Plot Twist: That was the actual voice actor for Muscle Man.
Way to stay in character 😂😂
" what is that is that juice?"
"Its banana banana- oh I mean wait what?"
This had me laughing until I coughed endlessly XD
3:17 did the same for me
@@athenac9751 nice
@@athenac9751 bebe kebab
@@cadethebabe3222 lol
“babykabob” HELP MY LUNGS HAVE DISAPPEARED-
That’s Jake Webber!!
@@shadwafouad1127 Ik! I was so surprised to see him!
@@savgrace622 OMFG SAMEEE
What is it though
@@sillywatch558 a baby kabob
11:46 THE LITTLE LAUGH, I'M DYING OF CUTENESS 😩💗
She’s so adorable man
Wish I knew what the@ was😔
Just the way jake says baby kabob had me on the floor lmao 🤣🤣🤣
I like ur profile picture 👀
I like yours too 😏
@✨KARL✨🖤❤️ Jake and colby
@✨KARL✨🖤❤️ I like just noticed ur pfp. I want xplr merch so much lmao
@✨KARL✨🖤❤️ ye i havent rlly been paying attention to merch and that cause im poor, but if i do start saving up i want to buy the dumb and wise sweatshirt
“Dolphin man isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.”
Dolphin man: 3:39
burn it with fire
What's the music playing though?
Where is the dolphin man from?
Dude that's not realcuz its just a modern sculpture
@@SocietyKilledTheUnicorn did you manage to find it?
Dude is getting married in jeans, he's not the one who needs help
Oh he sure does. Professional help
@@eileensnow6153 lmao
My father got married in jeans because my step mom wanted everyone in converse shoes
@@spleens4200 lol
@@spleens4200 what a queen
I was looking away and I was so surprised to hear Jake's voice that I tabbed back in time to just see and hear "BABY KEBOB"
fetus kebob.
What the doctors do to abortions, *Bebe Kebob*
It’s fake right?
@@Chinchy-rr8zz it is.
@@tristenlafer6026 oh god thank you so much I’m not against abortions but still it’s so fucking sad sometimes
So after the girls jump in, I get the commercial saying "so here's the problem" I fuckin died lmao
10:22 i wanna know the context of the background convo lol
“We’re all very accepting of one another and we are right there for you, you know that?”
Ah yes. Gotta love the "I am trapped in this marriage"/"I hate my wife" humor. Gold.
Someday straight people will figure out they don't have to get married to people they don't like. Praying for them 😔🙏
@@NecroticAnubis lmao what
@@NecroticAnubis What does being straight have to do with anything...?
@@sami05kash89 because the whole "chain and ball"/i hate my wife/marriage is a prison "humour" is a complete straight thing. Never seen that with same sex couples.
@@sami05kash89 a huge thing in straight culture is the whole "I hate my wife/spouse" , "buckle up men, marriage is the end of your life" thing, as seen in this video. Comes from the older days when people would get married young just for the sake of getting married and making a family, because that's what was expected of you, not because you necessarily wanted it atm. And it's most definitely a straight thing. Never seen it with queer couples, mostly because we've had to fight so long for marriage.
8:06 that’s actually so accurate
The Japanese grandma has me rollin
She may not be Asian, she , like, could be Korean 🤦♀️
@@JohnDoe-ce4qm do what?
Korea is in Asia
Does anyone know the name of the tiktoker?
@@JohnDoe-ce4qm dude the person in the video said the grandma was 100% japanese lmao
also "she may not be asian, she, like, could be korean" tff
4:20 i love how brutal and gentle he is at the same time KSBDJSBD
The G note one took me so off guard, I was not ready for the flashbacks
Same
even though they're back it still hurts
I knew I'd find my people here..
Imagine hearing that live when they go in tour
Sameee
Same
3:39 He was just a dolphin
Swimming in the sea
With his dolphin friends
Happy as can be
Until one day he went
And ventured onto land
And he got bitten by
A radioactive man
Now he's Dolphin Man
Half dolphin, half man
Hear him screech at night
'Cause he just wants a friend
He'll be quite a fright
If you run into him
In the dark abandoned house where he lives
scientifically accurate dolphin man
Help! Let me go! Stop kidnapping me!
I was literally just listening to that song lol. It’s a joke song, but its so good 😭
GREG!!!
0:17 That is THE EXACT way I have eaten cupcakes. You get to enjoy the perfect ratio of icing/ cream to cupcake!!! No dull or overly iced bites, its perfect!
My entire life was just flipped upside down
Same. you also don't get icing all over your face and hands
@@eilir_adron so was the bottom of the cupcake
I thought I had it figured when I ate the bottom of the cupcake first... this clip changed me
No, no, he's got a point.
3:06 lmfao i don’t know if i should laugh or be worried for this man
I think the lights moving around gave him an epileptic seizure. Not really cool to post it on Tik Tok imo. And if they're joking around, even worse.
wait what happened? im replaying it but i dont see what happened or flashing lights 😭
@@grassyy3278 I think they meant the one at 3:23. Since that's the only one that sounds closest to what they're talking about.
i really appreciate the Kwik Trip video -Someone who works at KT
Ahhh, a fellow Wisconsinite?!
The absolute superior gas station. It sucks traveling out of state and not having that kwik trip food
kwik trip is sumn else like its a whole ass grocery store
Yo, y'all just saved me from being chased down by a random dude at 3 am tonight fr
Ah Oklahoman with Qt (QuikTrip) and you guys have Kwik Trip
Sounds amazing by looking at your comments
1:27 if only that worked for that one kickball stuck in the rafters of every gym
The G note got me cracking up....truly makes an emo happy XD
The g note rly just summoned all the emos. Ive seen more gerard way and frank iero profile pics and names here then any tik tok random tik tok compilation
1:59 the fact that I have the same dishes makes me feel more connected
3:20 My brain cant function properly anymore
That took me out, I had to recuperate for a min
What the actuall bloody hell is that
beybee kebab
3:36 That sculpture is by Patricia Piccinini and she’s an Australian artist. Fun fact there’s a sculpture of me in that exhibition!
This statue came from the deepest pits of hell 👹
@@themac4d that’s what shes famous for tho-
@@adachishiro8048 it's coll you have a statue of u
10:40 is nobody going to talk about the frog just chilling there😭
That's a squirrel
@@etiquetteshart7611 😂
And it has me concerned, it should be trying to get away unless it’s rabid or dead and you really don’t want either of those situations.
A prop of some sort I am not sure ?
@@GrassHumanAnimalHeathmanaaer the frog or the squirrel
the gnote scared me pls
i'm literally wearing in all black today 😭
same here bestie 😭😭😭
same shawty :'))
that actually scared me too :((( they have to put warnings on these
0:44 how could you do this to me
What song is that
@@axelovesyou3154 welcome to the black parade by my chemical romance! That's called being g-noted
@@Y1pperk1p oh ok I thought the song was gonna play body by jordan so I was like dont make me cry
@@axelovesyou3154 lol
G note
7:54 This Is My Favorite Because That Muscle Man Impression Was On Point
Bruh that candle one got me dead 😂😂😂😂
0:23 don't tell me I'm the only person that misses the old headphones so I could charge my phone and listen to things
I just wanted to say that I've been physically depending on your uploads lately. So thank you for posting them, they really help me to distract myself from everything else.
I hope your ok.....I know life can be really hard.
@@_CYNNY I am okay, and I wish the same for you, friend.
@@MoonlightThroughTheRain Thank u I am good as well. 🤗
you good man?
Try playing a steam game called Helltaker, theres good music that you eventually start bobbing left and right to.
Please believe me when I say I'm not a bot.
The smoking in the truck is too relatable for me 😂
0:57 Describes moms well, when they are mad their wrath goes beyond. They could legit hold a burning lightsaber weapon. 😂
Uuoohh MAAAAAAM LET GOOO YOU ARE GOING TO BRAKEE MYY SSABEEERR
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING BOUT JAKE WEBBER BEING IN THIS COMPALATION!!??? baby kabob
Lol true
Babby kabob
Fr
maybe cuz no one knows who the fuck jack webber is lmao 😂
@@nimorodriguez1927 ye
5:22 why is nobody talking about the fact that his face looks exactly like Ralph Fiennes’s
The real question is why is nobody talking about ur pfp?!
And a bit of Asa Butterfield
homie wrestling the dog is a cheater playing with her feelings like that. she def would've won
0:43 the ‘welcome to the black parade’ beginning was the end for me gonna go cry brb
Sometimes I get the feeling
....
Great song 🖤
Literally started crying I can't handle being g noted in the wild I have to expect it
1:21 "old enough to party"- Mclovin
I legit choked on my KitKat when I saw the Kwik Trip video. I miss Wisconsin so much and that's definitely something I'd do. Kwik Trip forever
I ate a kat… I guess I’m Chinese now
the jake webber one OMG
3:36 this is what you see in the animal crossing museum
"some dinosaurs would have tasted awesome"
... Homie got a point.
3:45 ....i am absolutely traumatized...wth is that?!
Beauty
that reminded me of trumph
It’s a hyper-realistic sculpture by a famous artist called Patricia Piccinini.
8:23 LMAO THE NOSTALGIA
When home boy comes thru wid dat Banana Banana 🤤😫😮💨🍌🍌
SHEEEEEEEESH🥶
😩😩
What-
What..?
LMAO THE JAKE WEBBER ONE
'ҍɑҍվ Ƙҽҍɑҍ' 😈 👹
7:55 bro wait, this sounds like that guy from Regular show, it just brought back too many memories
You mean muscle man?
@@naimahsallen6583 yup, I forgot his name lol
Took me a second to process 0:41 and now I’m crying again... it may have been years and years ago, but it still hurts
@EMMA FIELDS yes, but I still get sad over it
Why tf am i crying laughing at his sock 2:50 🤣🤣🤣🤣
11:42 Oml, she's so cute though 😭💕
0:45 did I just get g noted wtf??!!
I like yr profile picture
@@mommysaysimspecial413 thanks
The rarest glitch in the matrix caught on camera: 5:35
0:51 that's a gangsta birdie😂
AcTuAlLy ItS a CaNaDa GoOsE
@@oliviabridger2106 still a birdie
lmao
my favorite is jake's baby kabob lol
10:48 What I feel like when I get a new knitted sweater for Christmas
Is that Mitch at 8:00?! 😂😂 oH nO bRo-
3:42 i’ll have you know i’m a lawyer. Huh a lawfin
1:49 actually I've been tripped up and slowed down by those things on foot twice lol
Pineapple was the SafeWord for a Tim xMoby fan fiction I read
3:12 forbidden tomato kabob
“Look at this sh- this bird--“
THATS A F--- CANADIAN GOOSE
arent geese birds though?
@@rem8151 that’s not the point
i saw that baby kabob and yelled wait a fucking minute
11:40 i know these kinds if people
Theres once a man who is 100℅ japanese
But has a southern accent
OMG!!!! 😱 JAKE NOOOOOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂😂
7:55 muscle man??? Is that you??
THANK YOU i was thinking so hard, trying figure out which character's voice it reminded me of 😂
3:30 everybody gangsta till the lamps fall
“The little ones”
**flashbacks to the compies in Jurassic park**
11:38 that is literally the cutest thing I've seen in 2 months omg 😭
Tiktoks that can wash their hands in my mouth
That BABY KEBAB got me...
I-...
6:48 HAD ME DYING
Bruh tha baby kabob got me weak af
11:29 Yall i thought shewas pretending to hit her nose on the pole😂
6:49 got me not gonna lie lmfao and also I fell off my bed 😂😂😂😂😂
JAKE WEBBER AHHHHH😭😂❤️
@✨KARL✨🖤❤️ yessssss👁👄👁
Baby kabob got me
Just being her pretending I have a bestie who sends me these tic tocs at 3am
9:23 bruh the tv done said “no.”
10:49 I hope he's fine :(
Lol I love the grandma she is adorable!!
🥰😁😻🤣😂😆
0:08 what did he say lol😂
Lol he said look at that mouth
i love how scared that kid was of that rambutan fruit at 3:12
3:31
Is that just an act or did something genuinely happen to him? I'm not a genius but is it possible to have an epileptic seizure by looking at those lights moving like that?
It is considered flashing lights and depending on how bright it is yes but in that clip I'm sure they wouldn't record someone having a medical issue and just not help them its common sense. Hopefully that kinda answers your question
9:42 he ain't lyin, that dog cute as hell
My friends keep getting angry at me because I keep telling them I have a super power even though they say I don’t. They don’t understand what it’s like, all the pressure of trying to avoid being put in a lab and tested, but anyways my superpower is that if I run at glass really fast I can go through it.
1:25 there’s a sticker of mclovin that says “old enough to party” 😂😂
3:18 IM DONE, IM LEAVING TH-cam, IM LEAVING MY HOUSE, IM LEAVING EARTH, I HAVE LOST MY FAITH IN HUMANITY
*fetus on stick*
I wholeheartedly agree with you. That was repulsive and absolutely horrible.
His grandma is the cutest. Omg.
When I worked at Dollar Tree we used a pole with tape on the end to get the stringless balloons down.
We put tape on another balloon with a string at my job lol
I didn’t expect to see jake Webber in this video lol
0:45 why does the g note still have an affect on me
I like your profile picture
@@mommysaysimspecial413 thanks, I like yours too :)
I literally screamed when I saw Jake and he was like 'baby kabob' and j couldn't stop laughing 😂😂
Fun fact: if you work long or go to school school is 7 hours in dog years 7 hours is 45 years thats why there so exited to see you
*they're
*excited
And that run on sentence was exhausting to read.
Sincerely,
Your English teacher
@@patriciatomilonus7384 you gon be real shocked once you find out that english isn’t everyone’s first language
That’s.... horribly incorrect
U sure? 💀
I have watched this video 3 times in repeat and it still slaps
Imagine sticking your Willie in that had me laughing till I cried 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
3:19 *baby kobab*
me: *no, thats a food kobab-*
4:54 - If only people would mind their own business instead of reporting every unnecessary shitty thing.
6:30 stoppp why was i thinking that omg
(11:34) does anyone know his TT user?
im curious too
same
@smoochiewallace23
3:19 y’all should see the video where he got that baby kebab 🌝 stuff of nightmares i tell you