The whale shirt is meant to be "whale whale whale, it's nise to meet you". Norwegians call the last whale a "nise" though it's more commonly known as a porpoise.
The "I feel happiness when I eat a potato"-T-shirt would have been the perfect T-shirt for my granny and her best friend who were sometimes raving about that eating a potato with a little bit of butter is total bliss, and that you don't need anything more to be happy. They had experienced food shortage during the WW2
At my very prim, proper, & depressed grandmother's funeral a stranger came up to me & introduced herself as a fellow potato. It turns out Gran had been in a silly club at one point where they'd get together & made potato jokes, from what I gathered. I seriously thought the lady was at the wrong funeral! I'd never seen Gran do anything even remotely silly!
@@ArinyaXoriGMVs Their calling card is leaving a lump of knives welded together, usually dropped in the middle of a pile of cereal that is lovingly spread all over the crime scene.
he has the script in front of him by someone, but someone else keep whispering more information in their ear, forcing them to keep correcting the sign with red marker.
Nothing could have prepared me for "DADASS BOOTY SHETIN GOOD VIBES FEELING GOING ON." I nearly choked on my dinner when Matt read that. I have a hand-me-down sweater that says "I *picture of a whale* TEXAS" on it and people always ask me wtf it means. I don't know either.
These are a stretch but here's three whales I can think of that it could it be, plus the lame attempts at puns the shirt could be going for: Fin, maybe it's meant to somehow be read "I f'in love Texas". Blue, I don't think "I blew Texas" makes any sense but who knows. And my favourite (of a bad bunch 😅), Sei, like "I say TEXAS", which at least sort of accounts for the shouting in caps. Welp, thanks for the whale-themed mental exercise, bye!
A friend of mine has a shirt that says “hamburger friend. I feel happiness when I eat a him.” With a picture of French fries on it. He wears it like every day
Oh my god, I never thought I'd appear in a Matt Rose video, but I'm the one who uploaded the "School bus" shirt at 3:32! For those of you wanting some more background on that photo, my mom actually sent it to me while she was in Taiwan last year and while she didn't buy that shirt, she got another one that said "I have a cat" with a picture of a cartoon cat on it, even though we don't actually own any cats.
I think it seems like a collection of songs to sing, presumably on a school bus? They were probably poorly translated. I couldn't find anything on a quick search, but if anyone knows anything, it would be interesting to know!
Ask Dr Tony for the 'surprisingly still alive' bonus deal when you wake up in hospital -- it's worth 20% off your choice of a double inguinal hernia repair or a three-year colostomy bag subscription
4:28 I like this shirt because they mispelled "winners" as "winers", implying that it's ok to complain about having to do something so long as you actually get it done.
When we were last in China my daughter got a toddler shirt with a knockoff Peppa Pig on it that said, "Go make that money. Dollar bills." We don't whom the shirt was addressing but it was our favorite until she grew out of it.
"Poverty shows us who our friends are and who are our enemies" Sounds like something from a drama show starring a female protagonist who lives a poor life and her enemy is her lover's evil rich future mother-in-law
5:50 You have no idea how happy this made me. Laying in bed with an ocular migraine in my right eye, and (barely) saw the shirt and immediately thought of that "Nino" clip If nobody got me, I know Matt Rose got me
I had a therapist that had a sign in Japanese supposed to say “Emergency Exit” but the translation in English was “Panic Carefully” and honestly, I do panic carefully. edit: oh wow, 13 likes?! Thanks! Made my sleep deprived ass feel a bit better! Edit 2: 17?! THANKS!
I had a dream last night where Matt uploaded twice in one day (once was at midnight and the video was really ominous) my unconscious mind was anticipating the joy of Matt rose Monday
01:21 This may be legit: "Stop copying me, you're not even doing it right". Clearly, that would be a copy not done right. I'm like 75% sure it's supposed to be like that
Favourite holiday activity is finding a “China shop” (they’re always called that or something similar I swear!) and flicking through the weirdly translates t-shirts. I wish I’d bought the ‘adder space’ one I saw in Rhodes last week…
Matt Rose is a gem. I was really sad for a while and when I watched this video today I laughed out loud for the first time in a while. I hope whoever is reading this has a wonderful day
This reminds me of the time when I did some work in Canada, especially in a predominantly first-generation Chinese area. We were having a gathering the the one day, and the one child (probably about 4 or 5 years old) had a shirt on that read: C E M E N T M I X E R
5:30 - Not expecting a Failboat reference (for those uninitiated, during his Kirby Planet Robobot playthrough, along with a debate on which Kirby characters would jaywalk, he had a running gag of a Waddle Doo repeatedly trying to attack Kirby, who is charging a super shot, with a just-out-of-range “Beam attack!” He later referenced the meme as “Cream attack!” when playing the online game Kirby’s Dream Buffet)
Yesterday I was in Brisbane, QLD and saw someone wearing a shirt with a picture of a smurf and then just BUTTER written underneath taking up like a 3rd of the space
My half Chinese friend has so much stuff that is so weird. Cus like us English speakers we get stuff in Chinese that’s like ‘Chicken leg’ but in Chinese. They have stuff like that in china in English. It’s so great to see how we are so alike but so different.
"Nah this goes hard as fuck" is what i say after accidentally printing a shirt that i copy-pasted either a text message about a loved one or a random news article onto and somehow not noticing
The magnets definitely go
"SSSSTZZZZHHwhiiiiiii"
No it's "Tshreiiiii"
It's "buweeeeeiiii"
lmao bro pinned this instead
😆
@@color_rainbow Wish TH-cam would let you pin two things imagine that, bliss.
This guy is the whatever the opposite of dyslexic is
LMAO SO TRUE
Hyperlexic
Cixelsyd
Eulexic
Lexic
saw a guy walking around with a tshirt that said in japanese "The keyboard is not to be trusted"
me when the up arrow key on my laptop split in half for no reason
LOL
I mean, the shirt does have a point.
Whose the bigger trust? The keyboard or the won who types it?
God fucking madness !
I KNEW IT!
*throws out all keyboards in a rage of paranoia*
The whale shirt is meant to be "whale whale whale, it's nise to meet you". Norwegians call the last whale a "nise" though it's more commonly known as a porpoise.
Was searching the comments for an answer to that. Thank you!
would unironically wear “have a knife day” shirt
same
Same
Yes
Once my friend translated the label on my food to say
'A l w a y s p u s h t h e
p e a b a l l o r s u f f e r'
I think he developed a spiritual connection to Ant Sisyphus
Make sure you push the pea ball before bed, don't want to suffer
ꞤɆꝞɆꞦ ӺꝊꞦ₲ɆȾ ȾꝊ ꝐɄꞨĦ ȾĦɆ ꝐɆȺ ɃȺŁŁ
Never forget to push the peaball. Never.
now did he push it?
1:20 the absolute irony of the original text being "stop copying me if you're not even doing it right"
lol yeah
wait, shit, that could actually be the joke here now that you mention it
The "I feel happiness when I eat a potato"-T-shirt would have been the perfect T-shirt for my granny and her best friend who were sometimes raving about that eating a potato with a little bit of butter is total bliss, and that you don't need anything more to be happy. They had experienced food shortage during the WW2
It's true. I love a hot baked spud with some margerine (can't have butter because Lactose).
At my very prim, proper, & depressed grandmother's funeral a stranger came up to me & introduced herself as a fellow potato. It turns out Gran had been in a silly club at one point where they'd get together & made potato jokes, from what I gathered. I seriously thought the lady was at the wrong funeral! I'd never seen Gran do anything even remotely silly!
My grandfather (May God rest his soul) loved potatoes so much that we had to make extra for leftovers when he came to my house for supper
"Have a knife day" sounds like the catchphrase of a blade welding cereal killer.
cereal?
welding?
@@ArinyaXoriGMVs i didnt even spot that
@@limey_ I didn't spot either of them.
@@ArinyaXoriGMVs Their calling card is leaving a lump of knives welded together, usually dropped in the middle of a pile of cereal that is lovingly spread all over the crime scene.
"I'm such a 'Look at the moon' person" is actually incredibly relatable lol
I"m going to give them way too much credit and say that's a reference to a famous Bruce Lee quote.
I was thinking that one might be translated correctly, but it's just a local idiom that doesn't sound right in a different language.
Yeah I don’t see anything wrong with that one
You should get it printed on a T-shirt
i meen have uyou seen her
"A family poisoned by eating by eating a lemon... PIE" sounds like a news anchor forgetting his script
he has the script in front of him by someone, but someone else keep whispering more information in their ear, forcing them to keep correcting the sign with red marker.
bro.... your pfp...
@@HazbinHotel_4LifeeIt's a bot that copies comments other people left
Proto-Indo-European does indeed sound like good news! that news anchor must be a linguist
Matt rose actually hearted a bot…
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My favorite is "LAUGH (she gives a giggly)"
giggity
Same 😂
Maybe the real white bear was the shirts we mistranslated along the way.
hey brother
@@uumlaut- Hey.
That's racist.
W H I T E B E A R
@@InappropriatePolarbear this took me a minute lmao
1:41 is like the designer just had a mental breakdown halfway through the shirt design.
I swear some of these are a cry for help from some poor sweat shop worker
they probably did
@@lawncrowfr
@@lawncrowI got the same feeling about the "I quit" one
Nothing could have prepared me for "DADASS BOOTY SHETIN GOOD VIBES FEELING GOING ON." I nearly choked on my dinner when Matt read that.
I have a hand-me-down sweater that says "I *picture of a whale* TEXAS" on it and people always ask me wtf it means. I don't know either.
the fuck does that mean??
@@DerangedPacman and that's what they always say !
Maybe it's about the species of the whale picture and that's what they want you to say?
These are a stretch but here's three whales I can think of that it could it be, plus the lame attempts at puns the shirt could be going for: Fin, maybe it's meant to somehow be read "I f'in love Texas". Blue, I don't think "I blew Texas" makes any sense but who knows. And my favourite (of a bad bunch 😅), Sei, like "I say TEXAS", which at least sort of accounts for the shouting in caps.
Welp, thanks for the whale-themed mental exercise, bye!
A friend of mine has a shirt that says “hamburger friend. I feel happiness when I eat a him.” With a picture of French fries on it. He wears it like every day
I actually need to know where to get this shirt
Why wear a T-Shirt when you can wear a. Fish.
i second this as a valuable and highly correct opinion.
Why wear a fish when you can wear a. Flog.
real
@toast-OSC-XD Why wear a Frog when you can wear a.
@@toast-OSC-XDEMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose did an astronaut voice, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Funny enough, I just finished that video and this one just released an hour ago
I think we'll be seeing a lot more of it from now on. At least, I hope we will.
One small voiceover for Matt, one giant trend for @Matt_Rose
“I’m such a look at the moon person.”
But like, for real.
We worship the moon in this house
I love how you can hear Matt trying not to burst out laughing at *"POSSLOILITIGS"*
The “unemployment” shirt reads like a badly written resignation letter. Imagine wearing that to work on the day you quit
Oh my god, I never thought I'd appear in a Matt Rose video, but I'm the one who uploaded the "School bus" shirt at 3:32! For those of you wanting some more background on that photo, my mom actually sent it to me while she was in Taiwan last year and while she didn't buy that shirt, she got another one that said "I have a cat" with a picture of a cartoon cat on it, even though we don't actually own any cats.
I think it seems like a collection of songs to sing, presumably on a school bus? They were probably poorly translated. I couldn't find anything on a quick search, but if anyone knows anything, it would be interesting to know!
Now you have a reason to get a cat
Now you have to get a cat.
@@lazycat5765 Haha, maybe! I actually really like cats so it's funny how I've never owned one!
A sign from heaven to get a cat. They will do something dumb once an hour, but they are fluffy and cute so it checks out.
The little bunny with the "I want to" is so cute.
Right??? I kinda want that shirt now lmaoo 😭😭
6:49 is:
“whale whale whale, it’s nise to meet you”, translating to “well, well, well, it’s nice to meet you.” Nise is the Norwegian name for dolphins
i’m not even a minute into this video and i think i’ve already had a stroke, an aneurysm, and a heart attack all at once.
did you take a screenshot
MORAL OREL PFP
@@tally_ish eagle
Ask Dr Tony for the 'surprisingly still alive' bonus deal when you wake up in hospital -- it's worth 20% off your choice of a double inguinal hernia repair or a three-year colostomy bag subscription
@@frankwales ty ;-;
4:28 I like this shirt because they mispelled "winners" as "winers", implying that it's ok to complain about having to do something so long as you actually get it done.
I think the T-shirt is trying to say that winners drink wine.
But your interpretation fits better.
@@SV5195Rwhy do you think that
@@nessstarries6204I think because if it were about complaining it’d be “whiners” surely
Yeah its WINErs not WHINErs
When we were last in China my daughter got a toddler shirt with a knockoff Peppa Pig on it that said, "Go make that money. Dollar bills." We don't whom the shirt was addressing but it was our favorite until she grew out of it.
2:10 EMERGENCY FLOG SITUATION!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸
"NOTHING is unreadable!" is the most Matt Rose Thing to say :-D
Had one of those shirts from temu with a frog hood, i literally died from laughing.
It said: „The Forg kssises the porncess“
The world needs more porncesses.
The gostak distims the doshes.
I have a frog sticker from temu that says "fage fde cqe cae" i am forever confused about it
I read that in Gollums voice
downside of temu : possibly Actual Spyware
upside of temu: The Forg kssises the porncess
Matt NEVER fails to make me giggle no matter how upside down the world seems to be. Much love from Palestine 🤍
Matt's Donald Duck legitimately sounds like a zombie with asthma
"Poverty shows us who our friends are and who are our enemies"
Sounds like something from a drama show starring a female protagonist who lives a poor life and her enemy is her lover's evil rich future mother-in-law
Is her lover's future mother-in-law not her mother?
@@conlon4332 That's the twist. They were separated at birth and never knew.
2:34 Royalty free sound of matt rose choking to death because he tried reading a t shirt and imitate donald duck.
5:55 I WASNT EXPECTING THE NINO CLIP FROM KITCHEN NIGHTMARES IM DECEASED 😂
Caps lock, spelling errors, emojis? You're not deceased, you're diseased.
6:25 potatoes bring inexplicable joy. No one can deny it.
there’s something about a British guy reading badly translated t-shirts that’s just peak entertainment
Me and my husband run to our television the moment you upload; today, we hung up on the grandkids for you.
Excellent dedication 💪
Priorities
That could be on a shirt 🤔
New shirt idea fr
5:50 You have no idea how happy this made me. Laying in bed with an ocular migraine in my right eye, and (barely) saw the shirt and immediately thought of that "Nino" clip
If nobody got me, I know Matt Rose got me
I had a therapist that had a sign in Japanese supposed to say “Emergency Exit” but the translation in English was “Panic Carefully” and honestly, I do panic carefully.
edit: oh wow, 13 likes?! Thanks! Made my sleep deprived ass feel a bit better!
Edit 2: 17?! THANKS!
That guy in Jakarta had a full emotional breakdown on the shirt
Matt Rose makes Mondays worth getting up for 😂😂
Matt Rose Mondays should be a thing.
@lukefriesenhahn8186 they are and that's why I now love Mondays
yeah i agree with the first guy he should start uploading on mondays too
"In life is not if you *NINE INCH NAILS* or lose is if you me spice"
"17... Pervert" is actually so funny I would get that for my friends as a joke gift for sure
3:43 i like to imagine the "old fish old friend" part is what the toy soldiers were singing eerily as they approached with malicious intent
I had a dream last night where Matt uploaded twice in one day (once was at midnight and the video was really ominous) my unconscious mind was anticipating the joy of Matt rose Monday
“i.. feeling me crumble and disappear” is somewhat relatable for some reason
I'd love to read "Harry Poster" "The cup of burn."
2:22 is actually a genius design. It's the sort of thing I'd buy if I really wanted to mess with people.
I love door
You can! It's by a dutch company who make all sorts of clothes like these, they're called t-shirt toko
01:21 This may be legit: "Stop copying me, you're not even doing it right". Clearly, that would be a copy not done right.
I'm like 75% sure it's supposed to be like that
Wait I think I love that shirt now- that’s actually so clever 😭
Was looking for this comment
my mom has a shirt that says "DINOSAUR MISIFNOMATON"
under an image of a giraffe
(typos included)
5:10 i REALLY want that shirt now, it has this vague threat vibe to it that combines really well with a plushie
4:04 That’s impressive as hell.
!etam sreehC
@@Matt_Roselad near gave me a stroke
@@Matt_RoseI can almost always read backwards just fine so why did the word "cheers" trip me up
These T-shirts make me feel like I'm having a stroke
No stroke have you stroked hve strongk the you have no
Yeah, they gave me the feeling that you were having a stroke too. Funny how that works isn't it.
Favourite holiday activity is finding a “China shop” (they’re always called that or something similar I swear!) and flicking through the weirdly translates t-shirts. I wish I’d bought the ‘adder space’ one I saw in Rhodes last week…
Those magnets definitely magnets go “dyeeeeeeeeeet”
"I... Feeling me crumble or disappear"
I understood that one all too well.
2:07 there's this, too, if you can decode it.
Sounds like a Metallicm record.
Do not all we do we feel to feel have at some point or another?
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit so true 😔
, Mr. Stark
The reveal at 6:36 is the greatest!
Have you read a boot today? I've read a hundred boots.
Matt Rose is a gem. I was really sad for a while and when I watched this video today I laughed out loud for the first time in a while. I hope whoever is reading this has a wonderful day
I don't know what's so hard about the whale shirt, it clearly says "orca whale blue whale it's beluga to meet you"
I think it was (orca) OK (whale) well it's (narwal) nice to meet you. The blue is just for decoration.😂
@@Mistwolfss but narwhals have horns, looks more like a porpoise or beluga to me
This reminds me of the time when I did some work in Canada, especially in a predominantly first-generation Chinese area. We were having a gathering the the one day, and the one child (probably about 4 or 5 years old) had a shirt on that read:
C E M E N T M I X E R
HELP WHAT
NOO Wht- 😭
"Poverty shows us who our friends are and who are our enemies" is such a raw sentence though. relevant to today's circumstances, even
I saw one in Spain that said “Don’t worry be mushroom”. Honestly I can appreciate the sentiment.
5:30 - Not expecting a Failboat reference (for those uninitiated, during his Kirby Planet Robobot playthrough, along with a debate on which Kirby characters would jaywalk, he had a running gag of a Waddle Doo repeatedly trying to attack Kirby, who is charging a super shot, with a just-out-of-range “Beam attack!” He later referenced the meme as “Cream attack!” when playing the online game Kirby’s Dream Buffet)
Real
@@TheRealSuperKirby
Super Kirby jumpscare.
I have not seen your videos in a while, I should check up on your newer videos
I don't think Failboat owns the turm "Cream attack" 😅.
oph I'LL GET HIM NXT TIME
BEAM AATTAOH---
*sent to heaven*
Another failboat fan, nice
5:10 .. if depression had a mascot
Me
i cannot express this enough, but some of these shirts go so hard- i genuinely want them
Yesterday I was in Brisbane, QLD and saw someone wearing a shirt with a picture of a smurf and then just BUTTER written underneath taking up like a 3rd of the space
HONEY!! WAKE UP!! MATT ROSE POSTED!
YIPPPEEEE
me every time
REAL
MATT TOSE MONDAY
BRACELETY PFP
Ah yes, my favorite Harry Poster character & book, Scus Black & Harry Poster and The Orther or the Poster.
If someone got me that T-Shirt that just says FLOG i woud unirionically be overjoied.
1:10 omg did Mat Rows actually crack up a bit there? ik I shure did lol
My half Chinese friend has so much stuff that is so weird. Cus like us English speakers we get stuff in Chinese that’s like ‘Chicken leg’ but in Chinese. They have stuff like that in china in English. It’s so great to see how we are so alike but so different.
2:09 I love flog, I want flog.
Yeah that's not a translation error, it's just our guy Flog
2:09 the flog tshirt actually goes hard
1:41 I never knew I needed Matt Rose rapping, but here we are.
6:52 I guess it was supposed to say “well nice to meet you
Where's the “nice” part?
Maybe it’s “it’s well to meet you” or “it’s swell to meet you”
Someone: "This text is unreadable"
Matt Rose: "Challenge accepted!!!"
2:05 Relatable.
I feel like "Have a knife day" was completely intentional
About two years of watching Matt Rose, and my birthday two days away. The best way to spend the upcoming days!! Keep It up, these are amazing videos!
Yoo! Happy upcoming birthday! My birthday is on 26th, so we're in the same boat here :]
Happy upcoming birthday! Mine was last week!
@olisa_hehe Thats so cool! I've only seen a two people with the same so far! I wish you a good birthday on that wonderful day!
@@chillcreep4926 I hope you had a splendid time! And thank you! I wish you happier birthdays in the upcoming future!
0:10 WHITE BEAR!! 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
W H I T E B E A R
W H I T E B E A R
thats literally just a polar bear
I recognise that PFP…
@@YourStandardRubySuperfan ... ..- .--.
We all know the magnets go “TTTTWWZZZIE”
the magnets probably make a noise like
"TissssZzzzgrlkreksk" or something
6:40 those magnets go "kweeeeeeeeeeeeiiih"
Bzzzzzzzree?
I personally think they go "trrreeeuuuurrreet"
Sounds like Bip.
We need some more
Speech to text fails, they're so funny I can't stop laughing
"Nah this goes hard as fuck" is what i say after accidentally printing a shirt that i copy-pasted either a text message about a loved one or a random news article onto and somehow not noticing
need the one that’s just a pic of a stuffed bunny and “I WANT TO”
5:00 godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
2:55 Honestly I was down to cancel Monday, but then I realized Matt Rose uploads on Mondays, so I guess we gotta keep it.
my favourite shirt says "I set out, full of optimism, SPEED" and I think it encapsulates me pretty well
My favorite Senator Armstrong quote: “I am silently judging you son!”
“I…feeling me crumble and disappear” me when I try to do surfing
"ART IS OVER! IF YOU WANT IT", glad I picked up on what that was actually meant to be!
saw a t shirt with roses in italy a couple weeks ago that said “t-shirt with rose”
I always thought those magnets sounded like a baby crying. Anyway on a totally unrelated note, EEEEEUuRGk
WE LEARNING ENGLISH THROUGH GOOGLE TRANSLATE ON SCHOOL COMPUTERS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:00 this reminds me when you press the autocorrect button on your phone a whole bunch while texting
"Slash, grind and carve - rip it all" - Donald Duck being absolutely done with it all, 2024
Not a t-shirt, but I once saw a pair of pants that just said SEXY BOYFRIEND. Of course me and my friend bought it immediately
It's Matt Rose Monday's! Insanity has been restored. 💀💀💀