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I love how David visibly aged and changed and Richard just looks like he's wearing a different suit and that the only major difference is picture quality 😂😂😂
And Jimmy has only gotten slightly waxier.
Don't forget Richard's glasses... he has changed glasses a few times (like one does if one wears glasses).
I have it on good authority that "black don't crack".
He's aged, but he's also grown more handsome.
@@jenniferpearce1052 yes david looks much better with a beard 🧔 (not that he looked bad before)
"Thank god the global issues tend to happen abroad" I died :D
Brilliant
Not so true anymore
Spookfessor I was just thinking the same thing
*corona has entered the chat*
Enter Brexit
Have they considered being team 2 on the end...
it was too late. they committed to team 3. to change it then would just make them look foolish!
I would have gone with “Team Four.”
I think it was past of the joke, since it was quite the obvious solution.
Lee Mack would have fixed that in a jiffy
Anders Larsen
Lee Mack is an angry bore, at least David Mitchell can be angry in a way that is funny.
Mel B is the kind of person who'd go to an Improv class, the person she's acting with would say "Whoa, we're in a pizza shop" or something and she'd just go "No we're not"
Oh absolutely. Just blocking everyone and everything. ^^
@Kai McCook The core tenet of improv is "yes, and..." though
@@mrnoname98 As a principle, but if someone were to build onto it, it would still be funny as it breaks expectations. However just shutting everything down without actually developing it further would be a dick move
Lee is disgusting.......always interrupting, inane comments, attention seeking. UGH! David is much more sophisticated, and subtle.....as in you need some intelligence.
@@sharonmullins1957 ? u ok?
I really feel for Mickey in this clip. That must have been really hard work.
11:08 Look at his facial expression here. Looks like he's had enough.
Mickey earned his fucking paycheque for his time on BFQ 2014.
@@NessaK1981 Yeah, but he had to sit next to a fucking Spice Girl has been. Not enough money in his cheque to make that pleasant. Just tolerable.
Why did anyone assume Mel B would be funny or appropriate for this show?! 😲
Micky Flanagan was really having to work for his money being pared with Mel B
She's as rough as they come. Not far off the bo selecta impersonation.
Proper Yorkshire, where men are men and so are the women.
She honestly turned me right off when they named the teams. Lighten up love jesus
@@avatarofpapermagic The awkward silence and forced laughter when she goes "the it's" is ironically, comedy gold lmfao
I was literally in pain after seeing that haha, and this is like the 5th time ive seen this BFQ
Wtf was she doing on it anyway, she is such a miserable bitch she didn’t suit this show at all.
she almost ruins the whole show, thank god the rest of the pannel is brilliant.
"Don't say the angry bird is quite old Mickey" always cracks me up.
Some may be quicker, but nobody's sharper. Plus his delivery, unscripted and unplanned, has the panache of a fourth or fifth draft.
very well said
i qould put lee mack as quicker, but david mitchell certainly has the vocabulary to top it off.
@op you know they have rehearsals don't you? And they are edited down from several hours of footage?
@@minners71 They don't rehearse whole shows. They do cut down though.
@@minners71 you misunderstand cuts for takes.
I'm now aware of global issues, thanks David.
Yep, awareness raised: JOB DONE! :D
How did they not realise that they could have called themselves Team 2?!
Right?!
I guarantee you it keeps him up at night
Why not Team 5?
Because maybe the joke would not have worked as well.
@@shakesfirst2443 It's functionally identical to team three but adapted to the appropriate circumstances.
Rob Bryson’s impression of David is technically good but it doesn’t work because he doesn’t capture David’s self hating, nervous aura.
Mo 2k best comment ever written on TH-cam
Also the fact that it doesn't sound anything like him. I wouldn't have a clue who it was supposed to be unless he used the phrases as a clue, or did things like look pointedly at David Mitchell.
junbh2 yes it does
He tries to sound nasal.
It makes me cringe so much
Rob Brydon's impression of David Mitchell is about 95% accurate. Needs a bit more bass. Love his stuff :)
Really? I love Brydon and think he has some great impressions, but this one is the weakest one I've heard from him.
There was a clip from WITLY in which Brydon comes at Mitchell with an impression “oh should I do Posh and repressed or repressed and posh.” That one was quite good.
@@nathana5718 WILTY? Nope used that as the title of one of his compilations.
@@Cainnech666 Yeah, I always thought the joke was that it was an absolutely shit impression that sounded nothing like him and Rob had to use the words he was saying to give extra clues so people could guess who it was meant to be. It was a revelation to me when I realised Rob Brydon actually does some genuinely really good impressions as well.
The only thing missing from the Brydon Mitchell is the *vehemence* with which David takes issues on matters of relevance. David is an angry, ranty man and he speaks for force when moved. Brydon leaves this out, I think because he himself lacks a ranty side.
Sarah Millican is amazing. She never fails to cheer me up.
Only just discovered this chick, she is absolutely hilarious!
IMO her interviews on Richard Herrings podcast are her at her funniest,
they bounce off each other comedically SO well! :) th-cam.com/video/5M8F8x9n0zE/w-d-xo.html
PS: If you enjoy the podcast, check out the Bob Mortimer one, it's laugh out loud pretty much all the way though
@@zetetick395 Yo thanks a bunch for the link. Love Sarah to death.
She has the most lovely skin&hair&her self put downs on all her videos I'm in stitches ea time I watch one
The B in Mel B stands for;
Babe please for once in your life stop taking everything so seriously and have a laugh, thanks hun xoxo
To be fair it was great to have her on, because she was just so annoying and eventually they started mocking her with spice girls lyrics. Sort of worth it
Thing is... most "babes" or a lot of them are quite dull. That's why less glamorous "babes" that are witty and fun draw more attention and stunning "babes" that are also witty and talented are rare and unforgettable.
I like Mel B, but don't expect too much from her.
@@braveconcepts she's not even that hot?
Shes the same in celebrity juice she cant have a laugh shes to serious
@@Asmov she absolutely is lol
"Fucked a Nazi officer"!! I've never laughed so long and hard as for that line. You almost killed me David! I literally couldn't breath
Everybody acting like he’s said something crazy, when it’s what actually happened across Europe after liberation.
@@dylanmorgan2752 that was the joke...
jugglinbob No him saying it was the joke, notice I referred to other people’s reactions to the joke. If you’re looking for someone to take the piss, try the Semitic conspiracy nut before arriving at my door lad.
@@dylanmorgan2752 calm down man! I only meant that the joke is funny because it was true.
I really don't understand what you mean about taking the piss. It makes no sense in this context.
@@dylanmorgan2752 "Don't talk about the war."
3:15 the moment Rob secured his role as permanent host of WILTY!
"It's what the Parisians did."
Everyone did that, to my knowledge. I know we did it too in the Netherlands
2:53 I could never imagine David Mitchell being that brutal. That really got me haha
I had to pause the video for that. I laughed hard.
13:15, Richard nearly loses it
Ugh I had forgotten all about Mel B being on this. I only watch the version on TH-cam in which she has been digitally removed from every scene.
I had not come across that version, but I would love to see it. That episode is my least favourite because of her (even though I have nothing against her personally).
Why was she digitally removed
@@RK-ep8qy Because she sadly ruined the episode. I've now watched the version without her in it and it is such a relief!
@@ninawth did she say something bad or was it just because it was awkward?
Ropsana Khanom she just didn’t really have a sense of humour on the show I don’t think she laughed more than maybe twice
“Is that biologically possible?” I don’t think there is a better way to ask Sarah’s age in that situation.
"Is that biologically possible?" "Where I'm from, yes" 😂
David Mitchell and Richard Ayoade: a team made in comedy heaven! 😁
KIM JONG UN's disappearance BUT THEN HE REAPPEARED
okay reading this in 2020 is making me nervous
Oi, KIM!!
Hellooooo.....
WHERE'S HE AT!? '@_@'
I love when David has zero chill.
Wow, that time when David Mitchell hadn't peaked as a sex icon and Jamie Oliver was still relevant.
@Brad AmeerBeg Before he banned all the good food
Jamie Oliver is a multimillionaire international star. He's famous in every country in europe and has sold millions of books. Seems pretty relevant to me..
@Brad AmeerBeg that's a pretty stupid question, if it is one.
@@tuscanyiscol And today, nobody wants to eat at his shitty restaurants
@@giletfusionkrakenfeeder1740 its gotta be healfy
David eerily accurate about Britney’s parent...
It isn’t that eerie more a stereotype.
@@scottblackshaw2843 I wouldnt be surprised if there are some issues there
'Oh my god, I haven't had any crack for two days'
“Thank you very much Mr Flappy Bird ****” gets me every time 😂😭
David Mitchell is a gem in humour today! Period!
He said, physically distancing ourselves in 2019!!!!! He sees the future!! seize him!!!
I'm sure you've seen the Quiz Show series of sketches on Mitchell & Webb, where they parody quiz shows by hosting a post-apocalyptic one where they incessantly caution viewers to STAY INSIDE
@@mikespongili8254 I think about that a lot lately. Since the EVENT.
Everyone's funny and can have a laugh... and then there's Mel B 🙄
mel is just a bitch
To be fair, the rest of them are professional comedians. She's a singer.
It doesn't matter the profession, if you can't have a laugh on a comedy style show then you shouldn't be on it
@@dannyvizor3403 Not necessarily. Ensemble comedy usually depends on the one straight man (or woman in this case) who doesn't make jokes but serves as the springboard for them, and provides some contrast for the more obviously funny ones.
I really don't think this is worth debating. If you're a Mel B fan then fine but over 100 people liked my comment and there's lots of other comments on this video saying similar to me
David Mitchell is genuinely a genius. I don't say this lightly.
David is hysterical I could watch him all day
Comedians like David are what allow Jimmy to have a career.
13:14 seeing Richard almost break character is such a rare occasion
Jesus Christ Mel B was dull
What's new? Did you see her reaction to the reaction she didn't get after making the comment about calling the team "The It's".
She is the only one there who isn't a comedian to be fair...
@@SubjectiveFunny you don't need to be a comedian to understand a joke
I thought she was quite entertaining? I’m taking her personality as a persona, she’s putting on a bit of an act. No? Just me?
@@rhodriwilliams2599 maybe, but she just took all the wind out of people's sails whenever they made a joke by taking them literally. I felt bad for Mickey whenever he tried to inject some comedy and she kept shooting it down
Cure to a David Mitchell addiction?
THERE IS NO CURE
The best cure for a crack addiction is more crack
very moreish
@@tomsmith6878 no logo in the foam
@@dmtelfireland779 i love you, DMT elf. you know me well at this point. and as a mate, you know, someone i trust, could you tell me if my bottom half is on fire?
@@tomsmith6878 "i've never done glue. I've never boffed a tranny. I've hardly lived"
@Hamish Munroe "clean shirt"
David Mitchell and Richard Ayoade is an absolute match
David and Richard on the same team? I don't know whether that's good or bad.
It was so good.
The Big Fat Quiz of the Year is brilliant. Personally, the best moment of all time is when Mr Blobby came on, that was hilarious.
All of the Ebola and flu jokes hit differently now
David and Richard both brilliant footlights nasal geeky and gorgeous!!! And funny to death! Dream team! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ I'm geeking out seeing them so in sync together.
Rip Steven Tatlock
Did the real Steven pass away?
just finished watching this and i'm still addicted to crack
1:50 neither of them could think of "team 2"
Or Team 4.
He's 100% right about Brittanys psycho family...poor Brittany :(
"thank god it's just the flu" hits different in 2020
11:38 definitely hasn't aged well lol
David and Richard are two of my favorites ever
The English are very quick and witty arent they
If pushed we all are lol.
10:20 The confusion on Mel B's face is the funniest part. If a comedy doctor had to check for a sense of humour she'd be DOA.
AHH back when ebola was the big disease, good times
Just started peep show a week ago and already adore this man, haven't stopped laughing since. Also dope that he's got a portrait of the inbetweeners cast behind him in the first bit.
Richard and David are the dream team
2:55 David is the only person who can make that sound anything but absolutely outrageous.
I love Richard and Noel, but crikey bloody hell - haven't seen Richard break so much as when he's with David. Brilliant!
Knock Knock.
Mark: Yes, who is it? 🙁
Super Hans: CRACK! 😬
😂😂😂😂😂
Cheers
Mel B has 0 sense of humour
Which is why she fit rather well with Micky. They got at least something in common.
Thats such a overstatement though. She isn't boring nor particularly funny but she made me smile more than her teammate did.
@@GentleJim She's boring, not funny and bitchy. End of story.
To be fair to Mel B, it's the producers fault for casting her, she had no right being on this show.
Either that or she has a really really weird sense of humour that basically no one else in the world gets?
5:35 They have those in South Korea too, and they're pretty different from the western donut thing of the same shape.
It is pretty funny that they'd have a factory for them up there, because they've always been a classic street food made on the spot and thus never mass-produced.
Does anybody else love the way David Mitchell says crack
I’ll tell you what’s catchy, EBOLA! 🤣🤣🤣
So glad I watched this
David Mitchell and Lee Mack on the same team would be hilarious 😂😂😂
Lmao the title alone 😂
thank you for awsome distraction
David, this isn't hard. You're team four. Out of three teams, you are number four.
“thank god the global issues tend to happen abroad” well that didnt age well did it :/
hahaha
My first thought. David almost coined social distancing first when talking about ebola too
Lured in with promises of David Mitchell, bait-and-switched into suffering through David Walliams. Ugh.
Yeah I was deeply unhappy about that too.
I was wondering when he was going to turn up.
I feel your pain
Presumably there's someone somewhere who finds David Walliams funny, but I can't imagine who.
@@qwertyTRiG There is. He's called David Walliams. Apparently he finds it hilarious.
Never try to out do David Mitchell on the pedantry front
3:35 great David Mitchell impersonation
If they ever go through with remaking The Black Hole, I want David to play V.I.N.CENT.
That last line. Real shit.
At 3:40 Rob's impression of David sounds a lot like Jon Richardson.
This is good and funny.
David Mitchell’s Global Gonadal Issues? I think Ayoade affects Mitchell’s delivery.
'david mitchell your a funny guy' 'shape of you ding dong '' ed shereens alternates innuendo song '
OmG Rob doing David 😂😂😂 on point
7:35 someone said Shaun Ryder lol
David Mitchell all the way love his smart humour.
If David said what ithought he said, Flappy Bird would be agood euphemism
David Mitchell is hilarious and brilliant.
Wow David was really on the ball with that Britney bit...
watching the Ebola while in the mist of Covid is priceless
David is just hilarious and Sarah Millican. Love her!
My subtitles for Kevin just say "we have no idea"
Oh let these guys ran the world. The world would be a beautiful place.
This is the best Brit comedy panel.
Kevin Bridges was 20 years old in that clip!? Damn.. he looks 37..
He said 28, it’s just his accent, I’m Scottish and I barely caught it lol
@@isabellagimona4629 oh haha, thanks for clearing that up :D
(he still looks older than that though)
The 20 relevant seconds start at 7:20. I'm in a rush right now.
Mel B is so PAINFULLY unfunny.
So's Jimmy Carr
@@jayrollins4111 Carr at least makes jokes and can *take* one, she has neither quality
@@jayrollins4111 Jimmy Carr is consistently in the top 5 most successful comedians in the UK over the last 10 years, you might not like him but someone is finding him funny.
@@24magiccarrot he makes me laugh. He's a talented standup, but when he's forced to improvise, he's painfully unfunny.
Should’ve called themselves team 2 if they’re on the end
"Thank God the global issues are ahppening abroad" Priceless... :D
What's with the damn dislikes? Is David futtocking Mitchell no longer good enough for us peasants?
I'm three minutes in, completely in stitches about Britney fucking a Nazi officer, and then I noticed the dislikes. Utter disgust!
Second thought: it's for the moments we need to listen to Mel B
one second of watching Jamie Oliver is enough to dislike this
@@smeetsnoud1 exactly, she's easily the worst contestant on the show, such a snarky sarcastic and humorless troglodyte
Maybe it's the shitty-assed (sub-BBC standard) audio!
He doesn't have to be quick because he knows we are happy to wait.
I love when David is angry...
2:30 ... "Or indeed if she ______ _ ____ ______ during the war."
Love how Kevin Bridges makes an amusing point about writing the answers down, and all Carr can do is take a cheap shot at his accent
does anyone know which year it was with mel b and david and richard?? i gotta see that whole one now.
2014. there’s also one with Mel B completely removed