That Dude, Unforgettable Quotes, Old School Jokes, Not Safe For Work | Constellation, Episode 72
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ย. 2024
- Intro - 0:01
That Guy ️ - 13:39
Unforgettable Quotes - 59:06
Old School Jokes - 1:39:49
NSFW ️ - 2:15:25
Welcome back to Constellation, Last Stand Media's conversational podcast. This week's chat is packed to the brim with fun topics, so gather around the water cooler! Kicking off the discussion, Cog wants to commiserate about "that dude", aka that person in our lives that we just can't seem to gel with. Inevitably ,we all have that one incompatible coworker, neighbor or friend of a friend that we'll probably never click with, and is it us or them? (Spoilers,, it's probably them). Weighing in next, Micah shares her most memorable quotes. What words of wisdom or kernels of enlightenment do we remember best, and how did we learn them? Was it the advice of a beloved family member, a movie quote or a character's line from a favorite book? For our third topic, Chris wants us to get serious about our favorite old school jokes. Just good, old fashioned set-up and punchline, like the classic comedy of yesteryear. Which timeless jokes do we simply never get tired of? Lastly, Dagan trolls his fellow podcasters and the Constellation audience with a topic purposely designed to be Not Safe For Work. Everybody is tasked with telling their best real-life R-rated story, and at least one tale is a hard NC-17!
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I absolutely adore Dagan as host, it’s been awesome to see his role in LSM grow over the years, what a wonderful fella
Wow, just
We love the dagster
Dagan uncle Jessie is indeed a fan fave
"People I dislike...is most of them" Micah speaking to my soul 💯🤣
So true haha
I always miss Colin but this was one of my favourite episodes, such a good line up and the that dude topic cracked me up, Dagan is doing such a great job
Lorde, Thank you for blessing me with this quality episode.
🙏Gay men 🙏
Intro ✨ - 0:01
Banter 🗣️ - 0:28
Topic 1: That Guy 😒🧍🏻♂️ - 13:39
Topic 2: Unforgettable Quotes 💬 - 59:06
Topic 3: Old School Jokes 👴🏻😆 - 1:39:49
Topic 4: NSFW 🙅🏻♀️🤐 - 2:15:25
They seriously need to start pinning your comments. Or at least giving you a ❤️
Pumpernickel is CRAZY lmaooo
46:38 I love it when Dagan’s dark side comes out every now and then.😂
; )
I've gotten good at being grateful and present with what I have in life. It makes being content and happy so much easier. Cannot stress enough how important that is to look at your current self and circumstances through your younger selfs eyes
Isn’t that worse? I feel like my younger self would be ashamed of me lol
Micah must be protected at all costs. The magazine story is peak podcast material.
She's seriously unhinged and I mean that in the best way possible
What. A. Great. Episode!! Dagan has come so far. He absolutely killed it on this one.
Brandon Sanderson has a ton of wonderful quotes in his books, but one of my favorites is “Strength does not make one capable of rule; it makes one capable of service” from The Way of Kings. I just love that personally
I feel like Micah, Chris, and Cog combined without Colin's intervention unlock Devil Trigger Dagster. GOAT Stelly lineup for me.
🤣
This cast has "goated episode" written all over it
“You can not have my pain. I will take responsibility for what I have done. If I must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” Dalinar Kholin
Am I the only one who thought the microphone in the thumbnail, at first glance, was phallic in nature? (especially next to the NSFW image)
I thought the exact same thing! 😂 I did a double take.
I did too! The color on the image chosen makes it look quite… fleshy
Same
Every time it pops up, I thought the same thing. They knew what they were doing
Dagan Chris and Micah is the ALL TIME Constellation line-up for me. They just bounce off of each other so well. You can really see why Colin chose Micah to be his life partner by looking at how well she gels with two of his closest friends (yes I’m including Dagan as a friend).
Micah's " we dont need to know man. But hey cool man" 😂😂😂 lmao that was hilarious af
Cog's topic describes my Mother in Law perfectly. Can never admit when she is wrong.
Guessing who picked each topic before I watch the video.
The Dagmeister - old school jokes
Chris - That Dude
Micah - Not Safe for Work
Cog - unforgettable quotes
You didn’t get a single one right. That’s impressive.
Cog's vibe is too dope
Lots of us can relate with Chris on that one guy that kills the high, just meandering on about the most irreverent shit when people just wanna vibe.
I feel Cog with his Mets comments. I'm a lifelong fan of Detroit sports, namely the Pistons and lions. So I very much cherish that 2004 NBA championship for the pistons, when they smacked down the Lakers at the height of their success with Kobe and shaq. And the Lions being an elite team now is still something that's hard for me to comprehend
Sharing two quotes I have picked up from my family, they constantly find their way into my life, not sure of their origin:
"If it's a job worth doing, it's worth doing properly."
"It's no loss, what a friend gets."
I never thought about how often I think of certain quotes. Two that I remember specifically that I think of all the time are:
“When we’re at our lowest point is when we’re open to the greatest change” from the legend of korra
And
“The best part about being broken is being able to piece yourself back together anyway you want” from season 5 of Dexter
Micah out here literally consuming literature.
53:50 Reminds me of a recent coworker. When he was leaving I was like hey I know we don't get along very well and you might not like me but good luck at your next job, and he goes what, you are one of my favorite people here. Wild turn of events, I guess he just liked me challenging him and keeping him honest.
It's Peanut Butter Stelly Time
@@brandonsoto7225 “still not calling it that 🤓🤓🤓”
That microphone on the thumbnail has me dying
3:17:07 - OMG, I almost legit pissed in my pants!! Thanks CRG!! 🤣
Deeper topics like the quote one; I'd like to hear more deep topics. Silliness is cool, and the everyday stuff is as well, but deeper topics would be nice to have more of on Stelly
49:48 this whole segment was goated. Top 3 stelly topic ever.
2:52:49 That wasn’t a squirrel he seen it was a beaver 😭💀
this crew + topics were ace! Had so much laugh
Dagan working at Universal is amazing 😮. The biggest entertainment company in the world. Damn. Congrats. Dont play that down my man
2:45:00
Micah and Colin about to tell Chris how they really dig his vibe
11:25 this reaction from Cog is killing me
The first topic is probably Micah's dream topic. All she talks about are things that annoy her, and people she hates
Speaking of Stephen King, I just started reading The Dark Half for the first time!
Dagan (the guy who did the topic about Meet the Johnsons) was worried about doing an NSFW topic. lol
hahaa, truly THAT WAS my first nsfw topic! ; )
3:27:37 - Well, that confirms that I'm also color-blind, because all I thought while The Dagster (TM) was saying that was: "Ahhh, sweet, 4 of my favorite LSM'ers!!" (fineee, I like Colin, Gene, Dustin, Matty, Ben, Brad & Lock, too! And not in that particular order, don't make this weird!!) 😅
"Dorf"❤
Dagan is a nas fan. Im such a big fan myself. Dope!!
Dagans our cool uncle ^^
Uncle Dagster
Burnie Burns said that joke (parrot joke) one time on the podcast I think
YOURE RIGHT!!!
Some of the most degenerate shit I've ever heard/seen usually came from the IT/Customer Support department at the few large companies I've worked at. Can confirm.
My friends and I had a time wasting joke called purple door where you waste everyone's time for like 10 min with this kid being repeatedly punished for trying to figure out why no one will talk about this door. Punchline is total non sequitur and the more exasperation you get, the funnier it is to everyone that's already been through it
I don’t get it
Can confirm that roads in Boston still suck. The contractors fucked up the Big Dig and shit is falling apart. It was built way too early and when other states improve their roads they look at Boston and not what to do.
The Red Sawx aside, Boston deserves so much better than that
OMFG i just got the chicken road joke!! seriosly!! like the other side? like he died? is that seriosly the punch line?!! im 40 years old!
33:41
Why don't you guys post everyone socials in description?
What do you mean by THOSE people Micah?! lol
I swear to god I hated full house too! I wanted to watch Fresh Prince or Home improvement and Full House would be on!!
I am 25 I just got the chicken joke, now I also am going to the other side
I disappointed nobody mentioned "yo momma jokes" on the jokes topic.
Did Micah work at Reddit? lol
Boston does not really think of Philly at all tbh 13:09
That's just what Bostonians WANT us to think ; )
Valid point 😂😂 in all honesty I know the 76’ers do get on alot of Celtics fans minds around here. Usually always sports related lol
@@m_a_c_k_149 -Yeah, but ultimately they blew it this year. Fast becoming a Sixers fan, but it's gonna take courage. ; )
@@daganmoriarty1973 you got it brother. Just have an extra Yuengling and the blue and red will start looking blue and orange in no time 🤣🤣
I don’t wanna be mean, but by looking at his glasses I’m starting to suspect that Dag is not a young man in his 20s… 🧐
Micah 1st joke although funny doesn't work without it being the original "An Englishman, Scotsman and a Irishman" but wokeness has took over 🤣😂
I don’t get it
@@user-dj9iu2et3r the whole point of the joke is the Irish are backwards (paddy and Murphy). It doesn't work at all saying blonde hair, brown hair and so on.
The brick joke only might possibly be funny if told by Norm macdonald, otherwise it's just blatantly not funny.
Ngl the peeing story was hot af
wtf
Wtf bro go take a walk