NOT VERY ORGANIZED THIEF | Sneak Thief
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ก.ย. 2016
- Our burglaring abilities seem to have diminished over the years!
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Horror Outro ► / haunted
Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-... - เกม
Mark: I don't wanna murder!
Two minutes earlier Mark laughs maniacally whilst shooting two people repeatedly.
The outro certainly was nice...
Jack: I must go sneakily and explore the whole mansion and get every single thing that I can get.Mark: *goes running* do have enough money now?
*do i
Lol if he keeps playing to where the guards have guns then he'll prob pick up jack's strategy
lol u can sprint if there is only close range weapon holders
i was about to comment that😂 i like how jack is so careful and marks like fu*k it😂
Xd
"Mom can we have A Heist with Markiplier?"
"No we have A Heist with Markiplier at home"
A Heist with Markiplier at home:
Ok that got me 😂
Underrated comment
@@thetrueknight 9
@@rhyannelabilles6239 8
@@thetrueknight 7
How to effectively stop Burglars
*locked door*
"Oh no, you thwarted me."
I think if Mark was a thief he'd be so polite about it.
*"HI YES NO NEED TO PANIC JUST HERE STEALING YOUR SPOONS... AND SHTUFF"*
haha ye
*"NO IM JUST BORROWING IT DONT YOU WORRY!"*
Harmornian He'd be so nice :')
and Tyler Joseph will be like, excuse me, can u please leave...
|-/
Shanya Wijeyawardana Now Heathens is stuck in my head even tho that's not the song you were referencing lol
"You can't stop me! I'm shoving it inside me!" -Markiplier 2016
That's some drug smuggling shit right there.
+Bluemage6 lol
NO!!!!! that's exactly what I wanted to write :( :( :( :(
I can't anymore
14:26
“I can’t get caught if anyone that ever saw me is dead”
Life hack 😂
modern problems, require modern solutions
Literally
Isn't it actually a death hack?
DON’T GO TO SLEEP
GET YOUR GUN
CALL 911
MARK IS COMING
tell that to Oj simpson 🤣
7:10
Mark:*flirts with the police officer*
Me:*pauses video* Ya know, if mark WAS a thief this would ACTUALLY work
Mark, you are so lucky that the owner of that first house didn't run into you. : I
Fuck you
*First comment is saying Mark's lucky*
*Second comment is just FUCK YOU*
Mr. CuddlesMcY CuddlezForLifeWithMr.McY I don't get it either. I'm'a just assume that was meant for someone else and he clicked on the wrong box before typing.
No.XVII the Red Mage Gamer Or maybe he just speaks his name.
White American Male DAMN. Nice b8 m8!
Mark: "God damn door!"
Me: *panics!*
huh..?
what????
😂😂 i think it's a panic! at the disco reference
^^
At the disco?
"Oh another TV! In my butt!"
That's a sentence I didn't expect to hear today.
I don't think anybody did
i wish all robbers were like this.
I REALLY AM GLAD THAT ITS THE LOUD BEEPY ONE AND NOT THE QUIET BEEPY ONE!
Nathan Cervantes I know right 😏
And if your one then
Nathan Cervantes sounds like something Deadpool would say
Sarcastically yelling while cooking spaghettios is what I would do.
the likes are at 420 i can’t like now!
"You can't stop me! I'm shoving it inside me!" ~Markiplier 2016
These guys are so rich that they have swimming pools in their swimming pools!
you are the funniest man alive.
"And that guy has shoes!"
they also have a ugly cheap looking car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow
-hilarious and original-
who goes into a house and doesn't steal the toaster!!!
ME.
Toaster4life
Smiley Sherbert100 hahaha very funny
Yeah! How is dey gonna feed Babeh Purple Guy?!
Smiley Sherbert100 nice avatar factory profile pic
Mark please finish the game, we all love watching you.
Eashan Bulsara Well, I don’t think he accepted your request
@@chid9278 he never does really, makes 1 or 2 parts then quits with most games, love his vids tho
I don’t like to stalk
@@abrahamlincoln14 hello
@@abrahamlincoln14 sus
MORE! The butt pocket thief is hilarious
Finish the game Markiplier
#septiplier
Not with all those paintings shoved up there
Indian Ocean speak to you remarkable as a mark of Dyer get it get it get it get it get it get it get it help I have said this
mark still and Shoot the peoples.💰Stilling money.🔫Shooting people.he looks like a police 👮.
Markiplier: “call me Barbie...”
*awkward silence*
CALL ME BARBHIE
LET'S GO PARTY
"I've got an *infinitely spacious butthole*" - MARKIMOO 2016
I LoveCats101
would you say this would be a, Heist with Markiplier?
;D
I'll give you a single clap for that joke.....
Damn you
How dare you
The door NOW😂😂😂😏
* applause*
I appreciate this.
"I gotta really make some space in my man cave for this one."
~Markiplier, 2016
Mark playing Sneak Thief is A Heist With Markiplier Alpha
The sweetest thief ever:
"Pick up weapon? I don't wanna.. I don't wanna murder! I don't wanna murder! Why must you make me murder."
XD
You have a gacha profile picture
So I don’t care and I don’t like you
@@chaoschaos1726 Wow ok then I didnt ask you to like my comment but you dont gotta be rude just because I like something asshole
@@chaoschaos1726 thank you for saying what i think
Game: "Please shoot these random people we have trapped in this tutorial"
Mark: "OH NO! A MORAL DILEMA!!!"
Mark has an obsession with policeman confirmed.
EEEEWWWWWW
Mark has an obsession with men with power...First it was Forest Byrnes and now it's the policeman LOL....
now it's Jack!
;) men in uniform
So Mark refers to his butt as his "man cave", apparently
who doesn't?
You witnessed it here folks! Markiplier has redefined "man cave"!
Actually, I think he means after he gets it out of his butt he will have to make some space in his man cave to put it.
Jacob Shinoxirel
#WHAT?
Did anyone else realize that when Mark shot the girl during the tutorial she turned into a swastika?
Egoraptor Wienerbarf haha This is literally the best comment in this wretched comment sections, congrats!
Egoraptor Wienerbarf wow
Generic Hurricane Wow
wut now?
Egoraptor Wienerbarf that's messed up.
A HEIST WITH MARKIPLIER LOOKS GREAT!
YOU BETCHA!
The last story adventure was fun as hell. And this one looks very polished and way longer than the last one. Cannot wait!
_"Please and thank you, please and thank you. Get inside my rectum"_ (Mark Fischbach, 2016)
This is my latest favorite play through from Wade's channel, and now the fun has been double. Actually tripled since I had a blast watching it from Jack as well. _OH BABE ITS TRIP_ ....ohkay...
The point of seeing the weapons at the tutorial
jack: OGH YESSSS
mark: OH NO
Very realistic.
"This is the silliest WAP fight I've ever had."
2:30 "I can't get caught if everyone that ever saw me is dead" is my strategy for spy missions in Warframe
It's my strategy for stealth missions in every game
"they'll never catch me if i have a flashlight and come through the front door"
"I better turn on all the lights too"
+Mikaelart lol
pffffft ahahahah I died when he flirted with the "officer" ahaha
I *would have* died if I was that "officer"
"call me barbie" XD best part!
***** Why thank you
Same but i imagened that he was flirting with me, cuz im a psycho Fangirl
buff tachanka
11:37 Inside one of the cabinets a cop with a gun like "You opened the wrong one boy"
took this joke from Jack 💀
@@acidnoralkaline Yeah, and it's a good joke.
A Heist with Markiplier in a nutshell
Keep playing this game its so fun to watch!!!
yea
Ikr 😂😂
Ya
jep keep playing
please play more!!!
Come on down to Mark's ManCave Warehouse!
We've got everything here, flatscreen TV's, gold bars, vases, you name it, we shove it!
He shoved it up his man-cave. If you know what I mean.
It's unfortunate that he didn't play more of this game. Did he run out of orifices to shove stuff into?
* Says oh no 5 times then shoots them more xD
7:11 Prepare for fan fics
I'm writing one😂😂😂
That makes me cripplingly depressed.
Gives me osteoporosis.
Can't a guy talk about crippling depression without hearing about idubbz?
hey
Who keeps gold bars laying around the house?
Lmao ik
Your profile pic matches your comment...
CatBoy & BoneBoy's Official Channel! LMAOO i love it when that happens
Me tooooo... >_>
your profile picture fits what you said so well
Court: So, where did you store the paintings?
Mark: UP MY ASS AND TO THE LEFT. LOOK! I STILL HAVE A GOLDEN SKULL IN THERE!
"call me barbie"
me- litteraly crying XD
not even a couple minutes in and mark has already murdered two people and is laughing historically
Hysterically*
+TheSterMan01 Nah, every Markiplier laugh is a historic event.
White American Male Nope.
KVergara That was a good one.
hey Mark you're Markiplier is showing
Yes Mark, the origin is always at the top left when both numbers are positive
lol
+Ean521 I love your profile picture, Juuzou is fam.
I mean, when programming with codes like Java, the coordinate scale of these codes has the origin on the top-left corner of the screen, with the Y increasing as it goes down.
Some Otaku ikr absolutely would kill myself if he didn't exist
jk
3 years ago is when I got into markiplier a lot. I literally have started laughing like markiplier from 3 years of markiplier failed-to-be-an-engineer-stupidity
Wow I can’t believe Mark foreshadowed A Heist With Markiplier this early. Crazy.
It sucks that Mark didn't find the ritual room in the attic
ikr
THERE WAS A RITUAL ROOM?
WHAT A MASTER THIEF!
:)
+LUKEYBOY 😃
The very nostalgic thief
Mark: oh no.... oh noooo
* picks up bigger gun*
OH NOOO
Mark, what the fuck was that seduction scene with the policeman? XD
it was love at first sight
LikeABoski Good job XD
Hermione sent the love potion to the wrong person
Greysen Simmons Not bad XD
i think it was his flirty personality that came out
I love Mark's silly laugh ❤️
"Hands to yourself sneak thief"
Like if you get reference
1:27
Woman: Last pose:
*SWASTIKA*
So I wasn’t the only one who caught thay
That*
My grandfather just died yesterday, thx so much mark. U cheer me up
I'm sorry. :(
Today was my grandpas birthday.
I am sorry :(
Lost my grandfather last year right around this time...I feel your pain. I hope you and your family heal.
I feel sad for you :( I lost my Grandpa when I was 4...
I'm sorry :( Stay strong
That thumbnail lol...
"Hey you're that red haired youtube guy !"
"NO. TOTALLY NOT ME. WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT."
omg u again !!!!
Someone: I was robbed!
Me: What did he look like?
Someone: Well... He had red hair, and-
Me: MAAAARRKK!
currie y u here
Do this:
1. Press CTRL+U
2. Press CTRL+F
3. Type in *thumbnailurl*
4. Click the link beside the highlighted part.
5. Enjoy.
whatcha doin here m8 upload some vids get to 100 k bruh
7:58 "you look like my boxing coach". Me: "Mark does boxing?!?"
The OG Heist with Markiplier
Mark has the voice of a God! ive been trying to improve my impressions on him!
aye mini Mark!
if you get a better mic I'd think you'd sound more like him
We all love his voice ❤
hi! I saw you in a vid earlier... you said kinda the same thing but that's okay :) I say almost the same things always. "thank god" "I love him" and "thank you Mark" :3
true
@ 7:20 you can hear the collective squeals and moans of fangirls.....and fanboys 😏
Haha oh my days >< reminds me of that Chad episode he had XD
X_blade13
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It's no longer septicplier it's copiplier
Mark "complements the cop"
Coryx "roasts the fuck out of him"
Plz finish the game this game looks fun and I love watching you playing it.
what the funk
FINISH
IT
MURK
DO IT
+Hayato Hideki JUST DO IT
Don't let your dreams be memes
MineNightOwl Gaming
They are secret brothers of TH-cam
Mark: oh no
Mark: *keeps shooting*
Mark: oh no-
Coryxkenshin: *roasts the cop*
Markiplier: *flirts with the cop*
"WHATS IN THE FRIDGE?? I WANT A SNACK!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!"
This needs to become animated.
mark is gonna be spending a lot of that money on lube for his next heist
a heist with markiplier
A heist with Markiplier forshadowing
markimoo senpai has already stolen my heart.
and my virginity
John Cena: Are you sure about that?!
+Austin DaRocha Lol. It's a bold statement to make.
HOW TO SWEET TALK PEOPLE:
1. Be Markiplier
“YOU CANT STOP ME, IM SHOVING IT INSIDE ME!” Truly, the Shakespeare of our time
"That's the silliest WAP fight i have ever had" that did not age well
how to rob a bank:step 1, flatter the security guard
Yes please finish it
Agreed
Markiplier, you should make this an animation
Mark doesn't make the animations, he just uploads them to his channel and gives credit to the people that do make them
I just imagine Mark actually trying to steal and he's cracking jokes the whole time and being a goof as he kills people
Finish the game!
Agreed
Please do more prison architect series
Yeah, I liked that too.
cool profile picture dude, looks like an F-14
Yeah, It would be nice to see that series wrapped up.
4:59
Pssssst mark.. get the soap get the soap
It’s really valuable in this year..
This is just A Heist With Markiplier on LSD
love you markiplier
i heard rumours if im early you may say hi
+WorkHard GetPaid Ɛ>
Don't push it M8
he won't answer. he never does. we all love him. it doesen't really matter after all I guess. does it?
I'm often early and he's not about. I used to see him about a lot!
Could You play Totally Accurate Battle Simulator again?, They just had a huge update with new maps, new people, new levels and a Giant Pooping chicken man!
Yesssss I fucking loved watching that
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
Yassss
Why tf do people scream 'yasss' like a.. nevermind, don't wanna start an argument.
+Robert Kim No problem, I agree. it's fucking cancerous.
Karens: ViDeO gAmEs MaKe KiDs ViOlEnT!
Mark: *Has a moral dilemma over shooting a video game character*
I like of how whenever anyone dies, they just breakdance with their arms and legs.
SECODN FUCKING TIME I GET JUMPSCARED FROM THE DUDES FROM THE COLLECTOR, AFTER WATCHIN JACK'S VIDEO
At least the outro music cheered me up I guess
Thomas Bonin gh
Thomas Bonin
Thomas Bonin কহবয়চেোৈৱলককলৰককৱকদৰৱতডটক
I got jump scared by the guard
6:31 You're in luck, aren't you?
"Oh no!!! I don't want to shoot people! Oh no! Oh No!" ... keeps continually shooting the already down men.
"Call me Barbie"
Play with me, Ken...
Ew, I hated that part
lol XDDD I thought it was still funny tho
yup, I'm outta here. 🚶 gonna go rob a bank now
"Call me Barbie," and you can be my Ken.
7:17 MarkxCop 2k16
Please finish it, tho
I can just imagine Mark vacuuming up all of the money with his butt.
Let's not
Wait, Oh God never mind!!!
Who's getting ready for Heist with Markiplier!!!!
Can you please play some more?🙏
Agreed
yup
YASS!
Does Mark play while standing?
Yes.
***** That's actually pretty inspiring. I think I'll get a standing desk, as well.
Adam Almace
That's a good idea. It's way better for your back and posture.
i have one with a treadmill under it
Yes just like Jack
I wanna watch you finish playing the game
(After he repeatedly shoots the bodies in the tutorial...laughs pretty hard...and then continues to shoot laughing) Holy God I worry for you Mark lmao