Unless you're Asian. Asian body are connected to rice, that's why even if we eat a large meal but with no rice on it, we will feel like we're starving.
It pisses me off how this guy has completely wrong statistics all the time. He literally just completely makes up stuff that he thinks could be true and says that it is true and nobody notices.
You get Kuru if you eat someone who magically still has it... Maybe like a handful of people if even. And you could eat more than two pounds of bananas every day and just be on the recommended level of potassium. If you have healthy kidneys you can eat way more. And just so much other bullsh*t in here.
You can survive far longer on human flesh, especially if you eat the organs. Kuru was a prion disease limited to a tribe which ate brain matter as a culture, thus it spread.
@@mcmerry2846 They are extremely rare to begin with. Person you're eating had to already be sick with prions for it to be harmful. Or you just avoid eating neural and brain tissue.
A single cherry yields roughly 0.17 grams of lethal cyanide per gram of seed, so depending on the size of the kernel, ingesting just one or two freshly crushed pits can lead to death
Cherry: a week Potato: cure all deceases ultimate strength Ability: potato flying Mental status max Incredibly rich True happyness Family and friends Everything max
Heart attacks are caused by the high glucose high sodium combo from the fries and soda, I saw in a documentary that some dude has been eating 2 big macs literally every single day since the early 90's and his health is perfectly fine
@@fredmedrano6584 thats what I call a lucky guy. Eat a Big mac everyday will probably cause you heart problems because of the cheese and the other processed food that is unhealthy
Fifty years ago an uruguayan airplane crash in the Andes. They survive like 2 months eating the flesh of the dead passengers, raw. So, a human can survive more than 3 days eating human flesh
@@madeehasad9975 well it depends on how it’s made. If it’s drenched in grease and has too much of one ingredient or topping, it could be unhealthy. If it’s a balance of toppings and stuff and there’s not much grease, then it could be healthy.
To straighten things up concerning the human flesh thing. Kuru was a disease exclusively present in the fore people of Papua New Guinea and was caused due to cannibalism in this specific tribe. However, this disease was eradicated as soon as the fore people stopped eating human brains. Also, the incubation period of Kuru is rather long, pending from 10 - 50 years. So even if you were to eat infected flesh, you would do rather fine for a very long time.
Fun fact, ur skin DOES turn orange if u eat carrots on a daily. When I was a baby/small child I ate a lot of carrots and my nose turned orange! We went to the doctor and it’s normal if u eat a lot of orange foods.
The human flesh one is wrong. Kuru disease is not a very common side effect of cannibalism and a consumer of human flesh may never contract it. Furthermore it can take years for symptoms to show and even than months for death.
i like how everything is like *this is how it kills you* (even if it’s often wrong) and cola’s just like coca cola’s name comes from the cola plant and the kola nut 🙃
If you had just one food you had to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Noce
ur mom
Pizza
idk salad
Pizza
Pizza : 40 Years
Rice : 6 Months
Unless you're Asian.
Asian body are connected to rice, that's why even if we eat a large meal but with no rice on it, we will feel like we're starving.
@@clashoclan3371 Indian guy spotted
Rice with something else then longer then 6 months but just plain rice then get ready to sleep in a coffin 🤣🤣
@@gulammurtaza4127 unless your japaneese, you are already used eating plain rice
@@thatliane hahaha, okay
I am Pakistani so I eat biryani so it has chicken, spices and maybe vegetables aswell
When Big Macs allow you to live 20 years while carrots allow you to live 1.4 months-
Continuous
1.6 months actually
Once I'm 80+ I'll eat Pizza 🍕 daily to live for more 40 years
Its big brain time 🧠
I dont think it works like that🤔
Pizza might not have anti oxidents.
Instant ramen - 9 months
College Students: Are you sure about that?
It pisses me off how this guy has completely wrong statistics all the time. He literally just completely makes up stuff that he thinks could be true and says that it is true and nobody notices.
You right, some things like 2% of ppl have twins is definitly not true(in another vid of him)
Bruh nobody cares
yeah, he says eating human flesh will cause kuru in 2-3 days, which is just so wrong on many levels
@@proxy464 ratio
You get Kuru if you eat someone who magically still has it... Maybe like a handful of people if even. And you could eat more than two pounds of bananas every day and just be on the recommended level of potassium. If you have healthy kidneys you can eat way more. And just so much other bullsh*t in here.
Nice I will start eating Pizzas when I'm 70 years old! then I stay alive to 110 years old
No, the trick is to eat it when you're 95! Or, at the very least, 85.
Not literally, try if u want to.
I think thats not how life works
What If you never reach 70 😬
Lol this is making me laugh endlessly
How to live longer:
Step no.1 Become a elderly 65 to 70
Step no.2 start eating pizza everyday
AND BAMM YOU ADDED 40 MORE YEARS IN YOUR LIFE
lol kingda makes sense 😂
You can survive far longer on human flesh, especially if you eat the organs. Kuru was a prion disease limited to a tribe which ate brain matter as a culture, thus it spread.
Humans can't fight prions in human tissues.
@@mcmerry2846 They are extremely rare to begin with. Person you're eating had to already be sick with prions for it to be harmful. Or you just avoid eating neural and brain tissue.
This mans talking from experience
@@onionman8160 FBI! open up
Whatever you say, Hanibal Lector.
and they say pizza is unhealthy for you
No wonder teenage mutant ninja turtles lasted this long on literally just pizza.
Rice : 5 months
Asians: *eating rice in every meal everyday* we are super heroes
Bro ikr
But we eat rice with other food
@@ezed3635 dude it's a joke
9 months on insta ramen? Good thing thats a whole college year
How tf is tree bark better than cherries
A single cherry yields roughly 0.17 grams of lethal cyanide per gram of seed, so depending on the size of the kernel, ingesting just one or two freshly crushed pits can lead to death
no cherry seed
It's not
you heard it here folks! Pizza and burgers are healthier than fruit!
LOL
Lol
who tf discovered that eating hair can last you 1.5 weeks 😭
Someone had to test these out 😅
*sees rice*
*laughs in Asian*
Mom: come eat your dinner
Me: I ate outside
Mom: what did you eat
Me: "nothing"
Idk about this. Some college students survive 8 years of ramen
lol that's true but ramen without anything to drink like water for 8 years 😬
This seems really wrong.
I’ve debated Chicken Noodle Soup. The different foods inside it should provide nutrients and vitamins, while the soup should support thirst.
2:04 Rice survival: 5 months
Asians: 😳
Im filipino oh no..
@@amarpreetsingh305 which are asians......
@@amarpreetsingh305 umm..
I'm an Indian who eats 🍚 rice, three times a day ( mentioning south india )
@@amarpreetsingh305 Fijians as well!
dude we eat it with meat and vegetable to mix the vitamin. What he meant was just plain rice
Respect to all people that tried this experiment to know how long they survive.
Rest in peace
- Makes a video
- Says that a human spent over a year without eating anything
- Refuses to elaborate
- Keeps on with the video
it was a 450 lb man in 1967. his name was angus barbieri
Docter:You have more 16hour to live
Me: *Eat Pizza*
Docter:Congrate you have more 40years to live
underrated comment
2:33 now i know why technoblade never dies
Cherry: a week
Potato: cure all deceases
ultimate strength
Ability: potato flying
Mental status max
Incredibly rich
True happyness
Family and friends
Everything max
WatchData: Breast milk survival Is 6 months
Baby: Am I a joke to you?
Moral of the story : Eat junk food to live more 😂
0:11 Good information right there thanks
So technically, if i was 80 and ate pizza every meal for the rest of my life, i would live to be 120-
🤦♂️
no
That was a joke
@@manyord7089 r/woooooosh
@@user-ry1wu1nc2h r/wooooooosh
5 months for rice
Asians: Am i a joke to you?
Nice one
we are built different
Mexicans: Am I a joke to everybody?
Brazilians:
Rice = 5 months ...
Indians ~ Am I a joke to you ??
Asians: bruh???
They mean plain rice
@@Vegito42069 yeah !!
@@fleuttre4510 🙄
I think you mean asians not indians because indians don’t eat much rice i think at least I don’t or my family
Eating pizza- survival 40 years
Italians- eccellente
bread: obesity and heart disease!!!
Big mac: yeah, 20 years seems about right.
Doctor: you have 2 minutes to live
Me: can you order me 50 pizza?
I think we can survive more than one day eating cherries
Exactly
I came here to say that
That’s if you eat the pits
3:01 I love the information
“Rice : 5 months”
SIR- I AM SO PICKY THAT I HAVE BEEN EATING RICE FOR 14 YEARS
HANAHAHAH SAME
Same
Without anything, got it?
[ pizza : 40 years ]
me and da bois : PIZZA PARTY
The fact I'm watching this inside a McDonald's
The study was jointly funded by Pizza Hut
Every college student who has been eating nothing but instant ramen for a year: ._.
I wasnt expecting that the pizza was at the top- 💀
This is gonna be the best 40 years of my life
Rice - 5 months
Asians: Am i joke to you
We asains are immortal gods 🙏
Edit auto correct: asians*
I've been eating rice with meals everyday, how am I not dead?
It Says Nonstop Eating, Not 3× A Day
Not*
It says how long you can survive just eating that
That's because you eat "rice with meals" and not "rice"
Big mac: 20 years surviving
Heart attack: are you sure about that?
True 😂
Heart attacks are caused by the high glucose high sodium combo from the fries and soda, I saw in a documentary that some dude has been eating 2 big macs literally every single day since the early 90's and his health is perfectly fine
@@fredmedrano6584 thats what I call a lucky guy. Eat a Big mac everyday will probably cause you heart problems because of the cheese and the other processed food that is unhealthy
the "human flesh" and kuru disease thing is completely wrong in so many different ways...
Thank you
Truly amazing how unscientific and wrong this is
Why?
Have you eaten all of these yourself?
@@jetstreamsam6521 If rice being deadly was true people here in Asia should've been dead long ago due to us eating them every single day
@@enashimo im eating rice everyday
huh, pizza wins, guess the turtles were right
2:20
Poor college student : jokes on you! We are immortal
Video: Rice Survival 5 Months
Me: Eating rice everyday for last 25 years!
Me for 12 years
You eat it WITH SOMETHING ELSE
@@gilgaros8745 whats the difference?
@@_SetoAji_IPA You eat it with many things like fish and chicken and etc. It provides enough nutritions and proteins and stuff for you to keep living
@@gilgaros8745 Didnt think about that for some reason, and thx for the info!
This is quite wrong at several places
Thanks to the creator for testing all these out!
I love how “nothing” is more than several actual substances
What a painfull death, imagine being on the ground and the last thing you think about is that you're hungry
Fifty years ago an uruguayan airplane crash in the Andes. They survive like 2 months eating the flesh of the dead passengers, raw. So, a human can survive more than 3 days eating human flesh
Igual todos esos numeros son referidos al promedio
,,SUrViVaL 3 days"
Yeah, sure. Its been 10 years and im perfectly fine.
asian people who eat rice everyday: 👁️👄👁️
Fun Fact you can survive 5 months on rice but 40 years on pizza, Junk food over healthy food
Pizza Is not junk food, the ingredients are good and it's not fried. Trust me, I'm Italian ;)
@@rosrosroslm oh nice but it is mostly qualified as junk...
@@madeehasad9975 well it depends on how it’s made. If it’s drenched in grease and has too much of one ingredient or topping, it could be unhealthy. If it’s a balance of toppings and stuff and there’s not much grease, then it could be healthy.
Wait, why does the cherries one assume that you'd be chewing the pits? Surely you'd just eat the fruit?
Exactly
The college students have something to say about that instant ramen.
Naruto wants to know your location
2:26 Naruto:Are you joke to you?
what
bro had a stroke commenting a simple comment 😂
@@bingothemfclown4361 lmao
Dude having a stroke
which one?
To straighten things up concerning the human flesh thing. Kuru was a disease exclusively present in the fore people of Papua New Guinea and was caused due to cannibalism in this specific tribe. However, this disease was eradicated as soon as the fore people stopped eating human brains. Also, the incubation period of Kuru is rather long, pending from 10 - 50 years. So even if you were to eat infected flesh, you would do rather fine for a very long time.
Big Macs - 20 years
Banana - 1.5 month?
it has little radiation on banana called potassium, too much potassium kills you
2:18 - what is ace doing there
Nah man you didn't 💀
What??
What do u mean?
You're telling me i can live the rest of my life entirely off little caesars? It's a done deal
My mom loves pizza and she was so excited to know about that she can live 40 years eating pizza.🍕🎉😋😘
Keep making these fun videos good work 😊👍💐😍
yeah!!! my cat loves human meat 😁
@@yukhuun ???? WHAT
@@TomilHVH she especially loves humans who writes in all caps the most 🙂 very delicious 😁
@@yukhuun NOOOOOO
As an child, I consumed an tide pod thinking it was a dessert. I survived but I'm worried if it's affecting my health unknowingly.
LOL
Go to the doctor then if u dont know bruh
And people say pizza is not healthy😒
Fun fact, ur skin DOES turn orange if u eat carrots on a daily. When I was a baby/small child I ate a lot of carrots and my nose turned orange! We went to the doctor and it’s normal if u eat a lot of orange foods.
same
I never turned orange but it could actually happen even if it does sound pretty silly.
You unlocked the Trump skin.
Pizza definitely shocked me- then again, different pizzas could have different effects
20 years eating Big Macs 😭💀 ain't no way
That one has happened it is real
I mean yeah it has healthy stuff mixed with protein
it would be better if it was a healthy burguer, I mean, it has carbs, vegetables and meat at least
Look mom , you think foods I love is unhealthy? Well a pizza can make you survive for 40 years!
Doenst mean it’s healthy lol
You still need some other foods.
Obesity gaming
So the healthiest things you can eat is big macs and pizza. Exact opposite ends what my parents say 😅
But you will last 40 years... implying you are healty :v
its not the Helthiest,its the most complete
@@AADP most likely not
ok..urine is healthier than cherry
Some of these are so wrong it's quite insane
My grandpa (a Dutch farmer) barely eat anything else than potatoes but is almost 83 now
Wow
I cant believe that big macs and pizza were so high
well it is very high calories and other nutrients so one of those a day defo can survive of
The human flesh one is wrong. Kuru disease is not a very common side effect of cannibalism and a consumer of human flesh may never contract it. Furthermore it can take years for symptoms to show and even than months for death.
Havent tried it but for now im eating raw meat, organs fron beef, chicken etc
If I remember correctly kuru is contracted by eating the infected brain tissue of someone who already has it.
Yeah, Kuru is from infected brain tissue. It's the human equivalent of mad cow disease aka. Creutzfeld Jakob disease.
It's a prion disease.
Props to the person who ate pizza for 40 years
Years*
@@persi_sws oh yeah lol, thanks for realising that
Hold up... Pizza is 40 years while Apple is 1.5 years 😐a Pizza a day will keep the doctor away
Lmfao ☠️
A perfect pizza contains at least every nutrient u need but the apple would always be the same
Rice is five months LoL asian mode
:)
Pizza 40 years?! I thoot it will be like 6 months
Wrong about Red Meat. You can live exclusively on red meat for your entire life. Putting Big Macs and Pizza above Red Meat is comical.
Yea these videos arent the most well researched ... Dude just shows anything
Another reason why pizza is my all time favorite food.
I do half of these things and I’m not dead
Yet
The problem is not eating some of this stuff, the problem is eating each one of them exclusively!
We finally got the awser of how long can we survive eating our own hair. call gumball now and tell him the awser
I can eat pizza every day and live for longer than a week!
Yeah
I've been eating white rice with mostly all my meals each day and it's been years. It says 5 months and I'm supposed to be dead.
I'm sure the video says *JUST* ___, it means *JUST* rice and not with anything else
Eat pizza for 40 years? Challenge accepted
Me who eats rice 3 times a day for 16 years:
Still alive😃
Relateable
😏
Without water not longer
Make home pizza just without salt, you will live 1846295 years just like me
Your gonna have to make homemade cheese too
Your videos are actually rlly interesting!
You live longer eating pizza and burgers than eating Carrots and vegetables.
Well, pizza got all chese, meat, vegetable n carbo.
N depend what toping u put
‘‘they‘ve lied to me!‘‘
@@aryabaditz3092 it was a joke sir pls dont take it seriously...
@@trish7O7 😂:)
Rice? Almost every asian eats rice everyday
But with other things not just rice
i like how everything is like
*this is how it kills you* (even if it’s often wrong)
and cola’s just like
coca cola’s name comes from the cola plant and the kola nut 🙃
This dudes source:Trust me bro
the sources r in the description lmfao
@@dqll bruh a bunch of his sources are quora fricking quora of all places
@@killertigergaming7395 these videos are more for fun and not life advice
@@killertigergaming7395 ok but theres literally a disclaimer at the beginning of the video like?? 💀
@@dqll who cares
For 32 years ,I ate rice every day...lol
Thanks!
First time that i see a donation through comment
@@NotScared i dinated 20 on vutmin delicious
whoa
@@NotScared me too bruh
WOW DONATIONS!
Wow, my thoughts about pizza being the best food to eat for the rest of life were right.