stream the track everywhere! open.spotify.com/track/1xfXXa0oSxjvxx4IeqzHMI made with Mork! th-cam.com/users/MorkMellow ps, for anyone afraid-there are no actual spoilers in this, just imagining what NWH would be like if Tobey/Bully Maguire were in it
Narrator at end of No Way Home: "And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of how the Spider-Man found that there WAS a way home." End Credits: 0:17
I like how he is singing “I’m back, to save everyone of you” whilst kicking Tom in the face whilst he is holding an elevator from falling with 5 people inside
whyd you have to go and make things so complicated? i see the way youre acting like youre somebody else. gets me frustrated. simply admit that i am the funniest and greatest and sm*rtest and coolest and strongest yout*ber of all time! admit it, dear greg
This song is just permanently a Christmas song in my head now, because I listened to this every day before no way home came out when I went for a run and looked at Christmas decorations. It was only one year ago, but yet it is still so nostalgic.
so I said, “Spider-Man...when you watch Cyranek...you don’t know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It’s as if you’ve reached the unreachable, and you weren’t ready for it”
Is it me or is Willem Dafoe’s voice perfect for pitch-bending? Like it has more character, so it retains its sound far better than than the weaker and/or more nasal tone of Macguire?
The song is godly, but I'm here still being mesmerized by how well the "I missed the part where that's my problem" line is being edited on Tobey's face.
bro when you put on them subtitles! IT GETS CRAZY! like heres one "melodious screams of anguish and pain of realizing that such bullying can not be defeated" like what is this?! 🤣
"Lets pick up on where we left off" "Punch me I Bleed" "I am not a empty Seat" "I AM BAAAACCCKK" "still got the moves" "I AM BACCCCCKK" "to save every one of you" "I am the sheriff around these parts, ok?" "I am really gonna enjoy this" "Day By day, DAY BY DAY." "I AM BAAAACK" "Go web go?" "I AM BAAAACK" "Shazam, Tally Ho." "Now Dig On This" "Stings Doesnt it?" "Double time, Fly!" "I am gonna put some dirt in your eye." ---- "Heard so much about you!" "Great Honor To Meet you sir." "Liz Tells me your Quite The Science Wiz" "Yeah Great I Really Love her." "You know, I am something of a scientist myself." "..." "This is somethin else!" "But Let me assure you, I dont need your help." -- "BUT You can't do this to me.." "Oscorp's is The Principal Supplier To The United States Military." "Yes, I wrote a paper on that YOUR TRASH" "..." "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!" "dad?" "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!" "I missed the part where thats my problem." "..." "Look at little goblin, Gonna cry?" --- "I AM BAAAACCCKK" "still got the moves" "I AM BACCCCCKK" "to save every one of you" "I am the sheriff around these parts, ok?" "I am really gonna enjoy this" "Day By day, DAY BY DAY." "I AM BAAAACK" "Go web go?" "I AM BAAAACK" "Shazam, Tally Ho." "Now Dig On This" "Stings Doesnt it?" "Double time, Fly!" "I am gonna put some dirt in your eye." --- "Hello Peter." "Brilliant but lazy." "Trying to do better!" "I've been reading poetry lately." "Intelligence Is not a privilege, Its a gift." "Keep it Stored Inside it'll make you sick." "Yeah its a jungle out there," "I had to beat an old lady with a stick!" - "Terrible Joke, AhHhhHhHh" "Your getting on my nerves." "O- Well-" "I missed the part where thats my problem sir." "For The Last Time! Stop.." "Time to initiate Fission." -- "You were an embarrassment." "Hes right" "Want forgiveness? Get religion." *JESUS* "AUUUUUGHHHHHHH!" "nooo!" "I AM BAAAACCCKK" "still got the moves" "I AM BACCCCCKK" "to save every one of you" "I am the sheriff around these parts, ok?" "I am really gonna enjoy this" "Day By day, DAY BY DAY." "I AM BAAAACK" "Go web go?" "I AM BAAAACK" "Shazam, Tally Ho." "Now Dig On This" "Stings Doesnt it?" "Double time, Fly!" "I am gonna put some dirt in your eye." -- "I AM BAAAACCCKK" "I AM BAAAACCCKK!!" *Hits Car* *hits car 2* My back..- **crack** Ow my back!!" *walks away* Thanks for looking :)
My favorite lines: 1 Let's pick up where we left off 2 I've still got the moves 3 Now dig on this 4 I'm gonna put some dirt in you're eye 5 *Doc Ock's scream of defeat*
At the time of this writing schmoyoho's most popular song was Bed Intruder with 151M views. If this one does not absolutely crush that number within 2 months, it will be a grievous injustice. That Tally Ho line got me each time. Keep up the great work. The Cat in Center Field will always be my favorite.
"You know how much I sacrificed?? Dad.. You know how much I sacrificed?? I missed the part where that's my problem Look at little Goblin... Gonna cry?" This is golden..!
So wholesome, wholesome collaboration schomoyoho didnt change at all almost... Actually... Its kinda rare to find wholesomeness like this today. Thank schmoyoho and the ytp community for staying consistent as ever.
stream the track everywhere! open.spotify.com/track/1xfXXa0oSxjvxx4IeqzHMI
made with Mork! th-cam.com/users/MorkMellow
ps, for anyone afraid-there are no actual spoilers in this, just imagining what NWH would be like if Tobey/Bully Maguire were in it
Awesome
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very epic
Litterly the coolest spiderman song ever
Amazing
Me: yo pass me the aux cord
My friend: you better not play trash
Me:
Narrator at end of No Way Home: "And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the story of how the Spider-Man found that there WAS a way home."
End Credits: 0:17
You did not play trash
*plays Brock*
😂
@@CharlesSeipke You won this comment section
Ah Rosie, I love this TH-cam channel! I had a blast working on this with you!
First
did Mork sleep before he uploaded the first meme??
@@schmoyoho he will sleep when you fix this DAMN DOOR!!
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You know, he's something of a songifier himself
Finally. A true sequel to Pizza Time.
Pizza Time 2: No Way Back To Joe's
@@schmoyoho I'mma need at least sixteen more sequels, eight spinoff films and an official book detailing the creation and history of Joe's Pizza.
@@schmoyoho Yo my spotify playlist is Pizza time 2: Electric boogaloo, with tobey and his pizza as the photo lol
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED??
Why did my mind first go to the Albinoblacksheep video???
The idea of Norman being Liz's dad and just continuously screaming "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!" over and over in the car is hilarious.
Liz: "Dad..."
i die in this part jahahhashsah lmao
Peter: I missed the part where that's my problem.
Norman: :(
1:17 🎶You know how much I sacrificed🎶, You know how much I sacrificed🎶 man that makes me tear up every time
I like how he is singing “I’m back, to save everyone of you” whilst kicking Tom in the face whilst he is holding an elevator from falling with 5 people inside
Saving us from Tom (?
This is sick :D
Joel Berghult...brilliant but -lazy- incredibly talented
@@schmoyoho "Impressive. Your parents must be very proud."
This is something else
You got that right 😎
Truly, Joel. Truly.
"Yes, I wrote a paper on it - You're trash"
Thta part killed me.
"You know how much I sacrificed?"
@@deeznutzbackwards “I missed the part where thats my problem”
@@zer0051 look at little goblin... Gonna cry?
@KingChickenNug Still got moves
I’m the sheriff around these parts, okay?
I love Peter defeating Doc Ock by just bullying him into unconsciousness.
he’s an absolute menace
@@schmoyoho later..
He was a hero but i just couldnt see it
😂😂😂
there is a reason he's called Bully Maguire
The hip thrust blowing the doors off at 2:40 was *hilarious* - I had to watch that three times to fully appreciate it 😂
1:26 just cured my depression 😂 haven’t laugh this hard for a long time
this is why i'm a licensed therapist
@@schmoyoho 🤣🤣🤣
@@schmoyoho I'm having a hard time and this was very soothing, can't stop laughing.
Bully is stronger than Thanos , Ultron and Insidious he is going to make them all cry
Oh, shit. I just noticed Tobey stuck to the front of that subway locomotive. 😂
"Go web go" is incredible, it sounds like he's actually singing it
Fav part of the song
and the "stings doesnt it?"
Someone get Tobey Maguire to watch this, we all truly appreciate him ♡
I don't think Tobey even knows about the bully maguire memes lel
This is far the best Ones of all of them on TH-cam... 🙄 👆
You know when i can watch his reaction?
@@danko5866 he does
@@ClubberOntop Did he say that he does somewhere or something?
1:11 Bully Maguire won't let anyone off the hook for the drone strikes
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whyd you have to go and make things so complicated? i see the way youre acting like youre somebody else. gets me frustrated. simply admit that i am the funniest and greatest and sm*rtest and coolest and strongest yout*ber of all time! admit it, dear greg
@@AxxLAfriku shut up
@@AxxLAfriku I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.
This song is just permanently a Christmas song in my head now, because I listened to this every day before no way home came out when I went for a run and looked at Christmas decorations. It was only one year ago, but yet it is still so nostalgic.
same
2:05 those 2 lines sound so smooth
Ikr
this makes me quite happy
so I said, “Spider-Man...when you watch Cyranek...you don’t know what you feel, except you know what kind of man you want to be. It’s as if you’ve reached the unreachable, and you weren’t ready for it”
@@schmoyoho th-cam.com/video/S18cSq1oNBE/w-d-xo.html
Same
0:18 damn that "IM BAAAAAACK" is so satisfying. Feel free to replay.
Still got the moves
@@DoiInthanon1897 IM BAAAAAAACK
@@tinelghost1047 To save everyone one of you
@@pmakatikun I'm the sheriff round these parts, ok?
@@danjoshdp6257 Im really gonna enjoy this...
1:18 *I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT HIM SCREAMING IN THE CAR! HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY BOBBLE HEAD IN A BOX!!!*
you can't laugh at him.. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE SACRIFICED!???
@@maxthedoge6927 I missed the part where thats my problem
I really loved the
"YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!" part
Me too 🤣
🎶You know how much I sacrificed🎶 🎶You know how much I sacrificed🎶 the way he sang it makes me tear up every time
I'm in love with this song so it's going on my Spotify playlist
🙏😭🙏
@@schmoyoho I HAVE LISTENED TO IT AROUND 30 TIMES TODAY IK THE WORDS 😭😭🖐️🖐️
@@schmoyoho OMG IT JUST CAME UP WHILE I WAS WRITING A STORY 😭🖐
When older Tobey flipped around when he first encoutered Andrew, I was like "Still got the moves".
Stings, doesn't it?
Gonna cry?
I missed the part where that's my problem
Perfect profile pic for that comment.
You know, I'm something of a Spider fan myself.
This is something else
@@odi.5880 I miss the part where that’s my problem
@@aligamil7759 look at little Ali jr, gonna cry?
@@poomon.h want forgiveness? Get religion
@@Davidscomix PIZZA TIME
oh boy yeah THIS IS AMAZING LOLLLL
ah, Rosie, I love this channel!
Yeah, great.
Hey Nick! You should look more into these guys…they’re brilliant
Lol I made your comment 69 likes
Hi Timeworks! Truly didn't expect to see you here...
2:28 Oh my. Temper tantrum much!
2024 and still a banger
Yep I’m still here
This absolutely slaps i've already watched it 50 times easy
Same here
when you return each time, do you shout *I’M BACK?*
Only 50?
I have watched this 100 times
Day by Day
Is it me or is Willem Dafoe’s voice perfect for pitch-bending? Like it has more character, so it retains its sound far better than than the weaker and/or more nasal tone of Macguire?
Because you know, he is something of a scientist himself.
he's something of a recording artist himself...
Maguire is a great voice actor but willem dafoe definitely has better character with his lines so it of course retains a good quality.
Dude this honestly needs an award or something…
gotta submit it for the grammys
@@schmoyoho mountain dew it
@@schmoyoho let’s start a petition
The respect that Tobey deserves, and the one we need right now. You've proved he's Batman as well.
That " you know how much I sacrificed" was pure gold🤣
The editing is so incredibly perfect. Cheers to everyone involved.
did Mork sleep before editing the perfect meme?
@@schmoyoho did schmoyoho sleep before he wrote the next greatest Tobey Peter song?
@@deeznutzbackwards Did Tony Stark sleep before inventing time machine?
did I sleep. No
Ahhh, Rosie I love this boy!
this is incredible
🙏😭🙏 Willem Degoat always brings his A game
We gotta have these Jonah
it's spectacular
@@HeroKy9939 see ya chump!
@@alexstark9071 gonna put some dirt in your eye
Wow, lucky I caught this literally 30 seconds before upload... good memories of listening to this channel in the commons before school, lol
you're something of a schmoyoho scholar yourself...
@@schmoyoho indeed, I'm an old old man now, hopefully the new generation appreciates your stuff 😂😘
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I love how you and morks videos have different intros. Yours has him talking to Toms Peter and morks has him going to see no way home.
This was strangely wholesome. I legit felt like crying.
Ah, a worthy sequel to Pizza Time. Y'know what this means? We need a third one to make a trilogy 👀
I need a song about tobey saying gonna cry.
I missed the part where thats my problem
The song is godly, but I'm here still being mesmerized by how well the "I missed the part where that's my problem" line is being edited on Tobey's face.
Look up Bully Maguire to see a LOT more
Its because it stings, doesnt it?
Gonna cry?
Man, Tobey Maguire's performance really shined in No Way Home. The musical direction was a bit weird, but it rounded out in the end.
SAY SPOILER ALERT!!! >:(
@@MinionPigStudios i mean if youre watching this video you'd know he's in the movie
@@MinionPigStudios also its been said all over the fucking web both of them are in the movie plus it has been out for almost 3 weeks
@@MinionPigStudios if you haven't seen the movie at this point then you are truly sad
@@Stainedglass2099 yeah am I right? Fuck poor people too bad they can't watch a movie
I don't want to say how much I've replayed this masterpiece
Honestly I can’t help but smile massively when that chorus hits haha
I love how Tom is just always looking concerned in the background.
and garfield is occasionally there
Love this! Great to have the legend back!
When are you going to do a review on the movie on your channel?
He's back
shazam, tally ho
Now dig on this
Stings, doesn’t it?
@@susbaka-rp1fr double time fly
I’m gonna put some dirt in ur eye
bro when you put on them subtitles! IT GETS CRAZY! like heres one "melodious screams of anguish and pain of realizing that such bullying can not be defeated" like what is this?! 🤣
schmoyoho gives massive 2019 songify videos on youtube and i love that
never change schmoyoho, never change.
"Lets pick up on where we left off"
"Punch me I Bleed"
"I am not a empty Seat"
"I AM BAAAACCCKK"
"still got the moves"
"I AM BACCCCCKK"
"to save every one of you"
"I am the sheriff around these parts, ok?"
"I am really gonna enjoy this"
"Day By day, DAY BY DAY."
"I AM BAAAACK"
"Go web go?"
"I AM BAAAACK"
"Shazam, Tally Ho."
"Now Dig On This"
"Stings Doesnt it?"
"Double time, Fly!"
"I am gonna put some dirt in your eye."
----
"Heard so much about you!"
"Great Honor To Meet you sir."
"Liz Tells me your Quite The Science Wiz"
"Yeah Great I Really Love her."
"You know, I am something of a scientist myself."
"..."
"This is somethin else!"
"But Let me assure you, I dont need your help."
--
"BUT You can't do this to me.."
"Oscorp's is The Principal Supplier To The United States Military."
"Yes, I wrote a paper on that YOUR TRASH"
"..."
"YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!"
"dad?"
"YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?!"
"I missed the part where thats my problem."
"..."
"Look at little goblin, Gonna cry?"
---
"I AM BAAAACCCKK"
"still got the moves"
"I AM BACCCCCKK"
"to save every one of you"
"I am the sheriff around these parts, ok?"
"I am really gonna enjoy this"
"Day By day, DAY BY DAY."
"I AM BAAAACK"
"Go web go?"
"I AM BAAAACK"
"Shazam, Tally Ho."
"Now Dig On This"
"Stings Doesnt it?"
"Double time, Fly!"
"I am gonna put some dirt in your eye."
---
"Hello Peter."
"Brilliant but lazy."
"Trying to do better!"
"I've been reading poetry lately."
"Intelligence Is not a privilege, Its a gift."
"Keep it Stored Inside it'll make you sick."
"Yeah its a jungle out there,"
"I had to beat an old lady with a stick!"
-
"Terrible Joke, AhHhhHhHh"
"Your getting on my nerves."
"O- Well-"
"I missed the part where thats my problem sir."
"For The Last Time! Stop.."
"Time to initiate Fission."
--
"You were an embarrassment."
"Hes right"
"Want forgiveness? Get religion."
*JESUS*
"AUUUUUGHHHHHHH!"
"nooo!"
"I AM BAAAACCCKK"
"still got the moves"
"I AM BACCCCCKK"
"to save every one of you"
"I am the sheriff around these parts, ok?"
"I am really gonna enjoy this"
"Day By day, DAY BY DAY."
"I AM BAAAACK"
"Go web go?"
"I AM BAAAACK"
"Shazam, Tally Ho."
"Now Dig On This"
"Stings Doesnt it?"
"Double time, Fly!"
"I am gonna put some dirt in your eye."
--
"I AM BAAAACCCKK"
"I AM BAAAACCCKK!!"
*Hits Car*
*hits car 2*
My back..-
**crack**
Ow my back!!"
*walks away*
Thanks for looking :)
Absolute legend
Go studee..
Brilliant and energetic
you're*
*you're
I can't stop listening to this over and over again.
Same
Just finished listening to the Weird Al Doomed vid/song for an hour and now this.
He's not only Spiderman and Bully Maguire but he is also a great singer!
"this is for you..."
Thanks to Editing!
[melodious screams of anguish, and of realizing that such bullying cannot be defeated]
The subtitles are the best part of this. Nice work, folks xD
I’ve watched this 20 times and every single time I sing along this is truly the best song
This is so meta, cause it's like schmoyoho is claiming they're back too!
Man what is with everyone's back?
It's so beautiful. It's all so beautiful. I'm so glad they're back!!!
1:27
Lmao, Tobey holding the train back! xD
XDDDD
Its the best 👌
Him yelling about how much he sacrificed in the car was top notch🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
you dont know how much I come back to this every often. it's a masterpiece!
this is the greatest thing i've ever seen
i'm not payin for those
@@schmoyoho *Leaves silently and sadly with pizza*
@@schmoyoho Give me another chance..
I love your YTPs
Tobey on the train at 1:26 is an underrated gem
You never disappoint us
did Bully Maguire Gaming sleep the night before he embarrassed his ex-girlfriend at a jazz club??
@@schmoyoho i missed the part where that's my problem
@@schmoyoho Stings, doesn’t it?
@@schmoyoho Im gonna put some dirt in your eye
@@schmoyoho Oi We Dont Talk About that
There's something really pleasing about "go web go" and the spell expanding
Honestly this whole song is great
This is... my favorite video on the internet right now lol
My favorite lines:
1 Let's pick up where we left off
2 I've still got the moves
3 Now dig on this
4 I'm gonna put some dirt in you're eye
5 *Doc Ock's scream of defeat*
Scream of Melodic Anguish :,)
6. I'm bacckkk
7. I'm gonna put some dirt in youre eye
At the time of this writing schmoyoho's most popular song was Bed Intruder with 151M views. If this one does not absolutely crush that number within 2 months, it will be a grievous injustice. That Tally Ho line got me each time. Keep up the great work. The Cat in Center Field will always be my favorite.
1:40 the face Tobey makes cracks me up every single time
😂 definitely my favorite part
1:59 man those lines make me tear up, a lot
This is a fricking masterpiece
Ima subscribe I already subscribed to Mork too
I really hope if I am ever filmed having a good ol' breakdown scream, it gets songified like this...
i hope my breakdown scream is portrayed in a biopic by Alfred Molina
@@schmoyoho 🤣🤣🤣 Well NOW it will be! 😏
2:29 the Scream of Melodic Anguish :,)
The basis of what happened in No Way Home without actually spoiling anything. I dig it ^ ^
Spoiler is a subjective term
now, dig on this
@@BreMue Stings, doesn’t it?
@@DoiInthanon1897 Double time,fly
Im gonna put some dirt in your eye
2:24 “Time to initiate fish”
😂
🐟
1:05 bully Maguire is savage
That Doc Oc part just hits so smooth 👌!
1:57
goddamn the hook is incredible LOL. This is awesome. I love when the green goblin sings "you know how much I sacrificed?!"
he's something of a lead vocalist himself…
Schmoyoho: I'm back!
Finally back after all these months
we were yodel-training on a mountain
@@schmoyoho that's the absolute best place to yodel-train and raises fewer eyebrows than yodel-training on a train
@@schmoyoho 😤😤✊✊
@@schmoyoho With Takeo Ischi?
Its Schmoyoho! You got his name wrong!
"You know how much I sacrificed??
Dad..
You know how much I sacrificed??
I missed the part where that's my problem
Look at little Goblin... Gonna cry?"
This is golden..!
I've listened to this freaking song for like a month straight at this point and I'm still not sick of it! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
This song is so stuck in my head
Would you like a piece of Mork?
Me: *Okay*
Oh, and a glass of Schmoyoho?
Me: *That would be nice*
underrated comment
2:13
@@laei6391 terrible joke! AaAaAhHhHhH!!!!!!
@Google Bot 👁👄👁
For the last time, STOOOP.
Time to initiate fission
@Google Bot he's right :(
I nearly died of laughter seeing Tobey Maguire on the train at 1:28
Holy shit! I didn't notice that
the amount of detail mork puts into his videos and collaborations. actually crazy
To anyone reading this, I hope you have an amazing day and stay safe! Also merry christmas!
happy holidays, accent on the hOOOOOOOO
You too 🙂
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@@schmoyoho I love this channel!!!
Have something of a great Christmas yourself
Tony: I started this.
*After no way home.*
Peter: *Look at my face! I'm the one who started Marvel now.*
The way he says “I’m back” I love it so much
This is genuinely awesome I’m so glad that Toby is back 😂😂
@TheReal_PotatoMan yeah autocorrect thx for correcting it tho😂
" That's what I call perfection "
THEY LOVE ME!
I haven't smiled this much watching a short video in a long time. This was great!
It's a masterpiece James, complete and comprehensive !
2:53 That looks rather uncomfortable.
LMAOOOOOOO
bully maguire wears a cup, don’t worry
@@Weaklytune "I am really gonna enjoy this" (Just a few seconds earlier)
@@schmoyoho Thank goodness
0:44 - 0:51 is just like really smooth
So wholesome, wholesome collaboration
schomoyoho didnt change at all almost...
Actually...
Its kinda rare to find wholesomeness like this today.
Thank schmoyoho and the ytp community for staying consistent as ever.
I need thisss On Spotify 😭😭
it's on spotify! check the pinned comment
@@schmoyoho Thanks!!!!!!
The entire in car sequence is just soooo good. I can't stop listening to this song
Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and Tom Holland NEED to see this!!!
1:26 I missed this the first time, but watching it again I about died when I saw Tobey on the train
This really makes me miss Tobey, just the way he says I’m back makes him seem so excited.
The part where Norman is so pissed because Peter rejects his help is gold... "YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?" :D
this makes me so happy omg to be floating in the sky screaming im back
If u put subtitles at 2:30 and 3:11 , you get some amazing captions
Your request became true, go check it out
2:13 aaaahhh
Next time : What if Peter Parker was Spiderman
my imagination can't go that far
No idea who this Peter Parker person is
@@Kirinet I've looked into this. There is no one alive named Peter Parker.
This should've been in the movie.
I watched the 3 first spider man movies again and I smiled so much when I heard the words that are in this song. BEST SONG EVER