What's Happening To This Patient? | House M.D.
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- A football-playing patient experiences symptoms that keep him from an NFL tryout.
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From "Moving The Chains" (Season 6 Episode 12): An ailing college football player has a variety of symptoms that might keep him from an NFL tryout---at the very least. Meanwhile, Foreman's (Omar Epps) brother (Orlando Jones) visits the hospital.
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As a doctor, you NEVER make promises because something can always go wrong.
I've heard cops and soldiers say similar. It's good advice for life in general; never make promises that aren't up to you to keep.
I like cars, as a person who likes cars I NEVER make promises because something can always go wrong.
I like plants, as a gardener who likes plants, I NEVER make promises because something can always go wrong.
In nursing it’s the unspoken law. Never claim anything you can’t back up. Especially assurances. At best, you can educate the patients on what may happen (side effects, reactions, etc.) as well as meds or conditions that may affect another treatment and so on.
i feel like in these types of scenarios... something WILL always go wrong xD
"it means he doesn't need football to get a good job anymore"
Now that was funny 😂
Ooooof😂😂😂
I don't think it was that funny
@@citricdemon gallows humor.
Took me a minute to get it 😂
@@hoodaticus it's not really gallows humor, and also i don't think it was very original or very difficult to make. "Black people only play football" wow man daring joke to make. No one's heard that before
"I'm itchy. Means I can play."
Mom must be so confused without context lol.
She’s half asleep, though, so she’ll accept it.
@@CEFG100 wakes ups what was causing the itchiness oh he had cancer.
Yeah forgot to mention he has cancer and that his spleen needs to be removed.
Should have followed up with:
I’ve got lymphoma :D
Mom: I have no idea what that means, but I heard the words "I can play" from my boy, and he is happy, so I'll go back to sleep
I’m always impressed with Hugh Laurie’s acting. Forty years ago he was just a guy trying to buy a model airplane for his son’s birthday.
A model airplane you say? I need to get Mr Dalliard!
Ah! I understand the reference!
@@wenziz87 what’s the reference?
The salesman almost detonated his relatives
@@rice83101 It still is. 😀
The guy is so big that even sitting down he's taller than Taub 😂😂
And yet he's only a college player 😱
I guess that depends on the height of what he's sitting on...
everyone is taller then taub !!!
bigger than a bear
@@aceofpittsburgh M
Now I want the conversation that leads to Wilson's quote "your boss is actually a very nice guy"
something about hiring Foreman's brother to secretly helping out Foreman lol
I know
@@theyhaventfedmesince who tf asked
@@nkxsky3296 the guy is just letting people know why so mad?
@@nkxsky3296 what? I was quoting the video
As someone with a chronic illness, I'm so jealous of these patients. Stuff always goes south right in front of the doctor 😂
that's what i thought. I imagine most cases in reality, someone goes in gets treated for something, then something goes wrong days, weeks or months after. And they get an ambulance ride back to the hospital wondering what the hell happened
thats because houses team only treat one patients at a time, his team take cases other doc cant
@Hexor_Tyr , no, chronic is the term Smitty wanted. The phrase "stuff always goes south right in front of the doctor" refers to a problem chronically ill patients have. Since their symptoms are intermittent, they're not always conveniently present when the doctor is examining the patient. While doctors frequently hear from patients who have symptoms that disappear between the time the appointment's made and the time it occurs, only the chronically ill ones have the symptoms inconveniently return after the examination. Smitty never referred to the severity of the symptoms; that was your inference only.
This program put my husband off doctors and hospitals
@@jennifertselentis4755, riiight. Thaaat’s the reason. Couldn’t be because he’s scared to go, or that he’s too cheap to pay for it. Yes, we must blame the TV show.
I like this patient, his complaining isn't annoying at all.
Wonder if that means he's a bad actor lol
its because hes asking good questions. This patient is smart and health conscious instead of self destructive or in denial.
good actor for sure!
I think most of the younger patients are written to be less bothersome. They have less pride or whatever to lie about so it's just about chasing the symptoms.
Lol well once in a blue moon they actually get someone who's reasonable.
@@intermedianguitarsguild4482 No health means no athletics, so he has reason to respect the doctor and keep himself in shape.
I remember when I ask my dentist how long will it take for him to pull out my wisdom tooth he happily replied " about 15 minutes to 40 minutes tops" I thought great! The operation lasted for five hours 🤣🤣🤣
At work, when they ask me how long something will take, I say, "10 to 20 minutes, maybe 30 40."
Oh my gosh, now I wanna know what happened in there 😂
Seriously 5 hours for a wisdom tooth 😫
I asked, the surgeon said 15 minutes it was 45 each.
Last time I went in just to get a filling they accidentally blocked a nerve in my face. Couldn't control the direction of one of my eyes and was seeing double of everything unless I was looking straight down. Had to hang out in the waiting room for over an hour after the procedure just so I could see to drive. Weird experience.
Chase becoming more like House “Yeah, we remove his spleen without confirmation so that we won’t miss his BIGGG game” 😆
I love how Wilson just summarizes House’s relationship with his doctors with one interaction 😂
4:31 - Okay, so I’m not a doctor, but even I know there’s no way this kid’s gonna be cleared to play a full-contact sport like football less than a week after he’s had surgery to remove an internal organ. The only way it’s happening is if Foreman is fudging the medical records.
Medical TV shows tend to take some liberties.
You’d be surprised , Joe Burrow the bengals QB had his spleen removed and was only out of practice for about a week.
I have had two hernia operations and was back to work as a machinist in two days each time?
He probably would be back on his feet quickly if the operation was done laparoscopically.
@@kelliewhyte_85 - I’m not saying he would be bedridden for a month or something, but there’s a difference between being “on your feet” and going out and playing an extremely physically intensive sport like football, where the main objective of the other team is to cause as much physical pain and damage to you as possible.
The idea that he would be doing sport a couple of days after laparoscopic surgery is mental. 😂😂
Especially a full contact sport like football
TBH, I think it wasn't a game, but a combine for teams to look at them.
ETA: But yes, I doubt a coach or team would let them play in a full contact game after surgery.
Chase sounds more and more like House in later episodes
no sh1t Sherlock. The entire idea around chace in the end is him turning into house
First time I’ve found someone with the same first name.
@@justsomedude4547 first time I’ve met someone with a username regarding the synthesis of ultimate Good and Ultimate Evil into a Masonic interpretation of the Creator-consciousness.
@@ikesimerson3382 well then, I guess now you have
Spoilers:
Like,
seriously,
spoilers.
Chase BECAME House at the very end of the final season.
That student patient had so much confidence. He’s like I am not gonna die. When can I play football. He was so focused and logical. That man embodies effective coping skills.
This is his shot for millions
What will you do
It's not logical to giggle after being diagnosed with lymphoma because it allows you to play in a football game.
Coping mechanism not ''skills''. Settig himself up for disappointment, not ''confidence''. Of course he wants to hope for the best and deny the facts... However, the most logical thing would be to prepare for worst case scenarios.
1:53
"I know."
The look House gave him right after that😂😂😂
"Your boss is secretly a very nice man"
World's best kept secret
This show made great sense back in year 1 of med school. Now in final year, some things don't do so as much.
The writers don't have a full med degree
The show was probably written by a 1st/2nd year drop out, since it’s so ridiculous clinically.
@@DrDeusExMachina they cant make a good out of just normal generic stuff gotta add the touch of dramatic
@@DrDeusExMachina chill they're just tv writers and they probably make more than a doctor lmfao
The most blatant medical inaccuracy was the soccer ball sized tumor in the abdomen that was “completely harmless” just because it was histologically benign
I love this patient. Courageous and keeping his eye on the game
Unlike dwok here in your profile pic
@@mastercaon5209 Gotta see multiple things at once. No one will have the upper hand
...and not on his life. Courageous indeed.
@@musical_lolu4811 The point they're trying to make with this character is that that game is nearly as important as his life. On the one hand, he takes a risk and could become a successful football player. On the other, he plays it safe and almost certainly ends up another poor black man struggling to get through life. I know there are alternatives, but football was obviously his passion. You can't let things like that slip by you easily.
You thought this was courageous? Sure, he has a single minded focus but he's more oblivious than courageous. He doesn't acknowledge the risk and press on, he says "but how does this effect me and what I want" more than recognizing how it potentially affects his life or his mothers should he actually die.
Wilson: "Your boss is secretly a very nice man"
Chase and Taub: *VERY* sceptical looks
Loving this channel. I'm currently rewatching House for the 3rd time. Hundreds of brilliant and witty lines from House about lying, hating authority etc., but still my favourite quote is: "They can't break me - I'm already broken." Cheers.
Where are you watching it at tho?
@@seanlim4526 Is it relevant where I'm watching it? Do you mean country, or the room in my house? Or have you taken some Vicodin?
@@spookybuz7803 I think they meant streaming service 😂
@@spookybuz7803 lmao guy really got defensive for nothing
I used to watch it as a kid. Although with my mom being a doctor most of it consisted of me asking her what was going on
Awe when he says " mom I'm itchy means I can play!" Made me feel so happy. Like dude why'd that line make me feel happy!?
...because the actor obviously managed to convey the happiness of the character...
The guy taking lymphoma as 'nothing serious' makes me a bit uncomfortable. I had lymphoma a couple years ago and now everytime I feel itchy for whatever reason my anxiety goes through the roof.
@@xionmemoria And there are torture methods that would make cancer patients glad they're only dying from their body turning against them. Using the "someone has it worse" argument is pretty meaningless when it comes to these sort of things.
@@insertname7325 true, just because someone had it worse doesnt mean ur suffering neglectable.
@@xionmemoria pseudo-chad wannabe nihilist with an anime pp saying cancer doesn’t warrant anxiety lmao i bet going to middle school gives you anxiety
keep in mind, they needed to give him ethanol to make him itchy with lymphoma. it wasn't inherit to the lymphoma. it's also just a show.
@@leeman27534 One of the symptoms to identify lymphoma is itchy arms/legs without using ethanol, it's how they found mine.
3:05
Man's gonna have a place he can call his own. 😂😂
House casually pointing to Foreman about his brother.
I love Taubs “I know” after Wilson says you boss is secretly a nice man
It’s understandable that Foreman is trying to get him back on the field seeing as he was a running back himself
He's also the head coach of the Steelers. Best undercover scout in the league!
Yeah and as a doctor how he thinks somebody will be ready to play a week after any surgery is astoundingly stupid.
"You're turning white"
"what's that mean?!"
"it means your son doesn't need football to get a good job anymore"
This flew over my head. I was originally thinking whatever condition he had would mean he would have access to assistance due to medical disability. No idea they were using racial jokes.
And he'd loose the N word pass and gain the C word pass
Controversial lines from a controversial character. Hello.
@@ythatesfacts "c word" 😭
I am one of the last white boys named Jerome. When I came back to NY from CO in 99 I started to send out resumes as a class A machinist/CNC programmer. For months I wasn't getting one call back. I decided to change Jerome to Jerry on my resume and voila, it was like magic. I once went to a job interview in Grand Junction Co., my last name is Dragon, the interviewer jokes and says, " I was expecting a Chinese N@$$*r! I got the job lol.
"House: U R turning white.
Mommy: What does that mean?
House: Means he doesn't need football to get a good job anymore."
House for sure raised the mom's heartbeat to 150 and beyond.
Calm down Mr. Buzz Lightyear.
House: your turning white.
Mom: *his* turning white?
Son: *my* turning white?
I'm loving where this comment thread is going.
These days that joke would have gotten house cancelled lmao... it was funny af tho for sure
Turns out that worthless Cameron actually ruffied the dude so he would stay and get treated and thus he missed his game which led to him losing life time of opportunity. Not to forget house clearly pointing out in a sarcastic manner that the guy will be flipping burgers for rest of his life but he will live. Man I hated Cameron so much after this episode.
I had laparoscopic gallbladder surgery, and I coldn't even move comfortably on the second day 😅 Leaned too much on the handle of a shopping cart almost a week later and couldn't breathe it hurt so bad.
But, the last scene was given as that "feel good" happy ending for a medical show, and his happiness when he hears he can play is infectious
The way he says “everything hurts all the time” the way he speaks in general is so musical
Love this!!! Keep it up y’all deserve a medal for this channel!
'Hey MA, I'm itchy, that means I can play'
Imagine the world when people are as simple as that..
Would be a world with a lot more dead people.
After that comment about how he knew Marcus was Foreman’s brother, I very liked the character
House in 2020-2022 would be: Wilson - "It could be Covid-19"; House - "It is not Covid-19"; We at home - "It is never Covid-19"
For some reason, I really thought the mom was gonna be dead when he was calling her in the end.
Same lmao
I had laparoscopic surgery for my appendix. If getting your spleen removed is anything like that, there is zero chance I'd be playing a full contact sport 3 days later. One hit to the wrong spot and you can completely rip open your incision.
Yeah i was thinking that too, just had another organ taken out and you can't lift anything let alone play football.
Spent 2 months in agony following appendix removal laparoscopic surgery. Doctors found out i was allergic to numbing medicines and pain blockubg meds so they didnt use any before cutting in. Hospital found out my insurance was cancelled imwhile i was in surgery. So they gave me 2 hours recovery before pushing me out the door to suffer at home.
@@Questfinder1 What country was that in? The U.S? I think they must have injected pain blockers right in the nerves with me or something because I've only had discomfort and I only took paracetamol a few days.
Isnt the surgury for an apendix very minimal these days ?
@@Tfichtenbaum Only compared to not doing it with a giant open cut. You still have to cut through the muscle and cut attachments and things. Even the anesthetic leaves many people odd for a few days or longer.
Not being able to lift anything is for the stiches, your gut lining has to hold in your organs and is under pressure, many guys get a hernia just from lifting things. Well surgery does the same thing and holds it together with some stitching in the hopes it grows closed. It's not going to be able to hold the tissue if you start doing crazy things too fast.
Each actor brought their character to life.
0:53 Sometimes, I really like Taub's sarcasm. 😂
I had a lymphoma scare once. Turned out to be cat scratch fever. There were no smiles until that test came back
My sister got cat scratch disease many years ago. She had been volunteering in northern Thailand when she got sick. Took a while for the doctors to figure it out.
@@Ikajo yeah took them a few months with me to get to that idea
I love that this could be the title for any video on this Channel.
I think I'm gonna rewatch House just for the laughs, this is one of the few movies that makes me replay a scene just for the witty script. 🤩
Hello👋
How are you doing today
@@daviddiego6883 what?
This kid is smart and knows how to ask the right questions without sounding whiny
If only real Doctors would sit down and work through a complicated case. That's never been my experience.
"I'm itchy, means I can play!!"
That's what she said.
No , I didn't.
@@Daniela-pr7rz I know, I was talking about your sister. Sorry for the confusion.
Shrek: “This is the part where you run away.”
Forget being a grear doctor, House's super power is attracting extreme freaky medical cases
well that is his specialty lol
He does have a large hospital feeding them to him to be fair.
Cheers to the channel 🍻. This is a heartwarming episode for sure
I had a laparoscopic surgery on my abdomen and they is no hecking way someone would safely play football 2 days later. Lol
Wilson: your boss is secretly a nice man
Taub : I know
🏠 : Ow0
I'm dangerously close to binging this whole thing. Again.
I love Taub's snark towards House in this clip.
I love how this whole episode is built around a football game 😂
I knew a guy that played college ball. Tore his knee up on a play. The doc in the locker room gave him a shot to numb the knee and said "go tell the coach to put you back in." He quit.
"You were right...you're a genius."
House: "next time with feeling."
2:35 took me a second before I bursted out laughing
I’m not a doctor but they seriously are gonna have him in a football game days after his spleen comes out?
It’s not ideal but when a splenectomy is done laparoscopically you can potentially leave the same day and fully recover in about 2 weeks and it’s not like they can force him to do or not do anything once he leaves the hospital.
Much love and respect to the channel creator for uploading these houseMD videos! I seriously can’t get enough of them! Thank you so much!
"We have to keep going until you feel something."
-- That's what she said.
Why am I watching this , have already watched whole series 3 times
I just started the process of watching House on prime video
That was the happiest, most optimistic cancer diagnosis I've ever seen.
thank you house, that was very cool
"It means you'll no longer have to play football to get a good job." - Best line in the show
Not even close
I love this channel, praise the sun.
Love that "idk what you're talking about but good for you" lough at the end.
Great show.
"I'm itchy! Means I can play!" XD
"What's Happening To This Patient?" The show.
One of my favourite shows growing up
me reading the video title: do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
Before I even watch I’m gonna say it’s lupus. It’s ALWAYS Lupus.
I'm sorry, when was "tonight" in regards to Saturday? Because I've had a laparoscopic splenectomy and it took me at least 3 weeks to recover before I could go back to work to avoid the risk of popping my stitches and getting a hernia.
House is still on eof the best series of the last 20 years.
This guy is so pure
I forgot how much of a banger the theme song is
The way house talks he would be a perfect role for agent Smith in the new matrix movie ^^
I’ve found my people. Hello fellow house fanatics. I’ve been watching since 05. 😭
I watch since 2006. My mom was watching and I watched with her when i was 4 😂😂😂
This episode is also season 6 episode 12/13
They’re counting the first two episodes of season 6 (which was a 2 parter) as episode 1
“Means he doesn’t need football to get a job anymore” THAT WAS SO WRONG I🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ita nit wrong its funny nothing is wrong in movie lol its entertainment? You ain't supposed to take it seriously
But it was funny! 😂👍
All he has to say is "are you in good hands?"
Just finished a course on Anatomy & Physiology and this makes so much more sense.. 😆
"What's Happening To This Patient? "
Basically the premise of the show
God I love house
“He’s turning white”
“What does that mean”
“He can now get a good job without playing football”
Only now he's gotta be careful or he’ll lose his job because of his newfound white privilege.
@@Lobsterwithinternet ok snow flake whoopee Goldberg is in hot water for something she said now and shes not exactly white
@@dragon22214 Being the right skin color doesn't matter if your politics are wrong.
quick correction
this is S6 Ep13 ..... not 12
The last bit was wholesome
mamma just wants that pay check
And he can finally say "Thanks for the warning officer."
Watching these trailers is a pure act of masochism 😖😣😞😢😭😭😭 I hate to suffer like this. I want full episodes! 😠
This guy is definitely a pinnacle athlete
I always start the episode after watching a clip.
I forgot how funny Taub is
Hello👋
No doctor on the planet is going to say it’s ok to play a high contact sport less than 7 days after a surgery
I had surgery to remove my spleen late december.... so I agree, that's IMPOSSIBLE....
Lmaooooo the turning white line killed me!
Worda House… I needs YOUUUUU…💯🤞🏽💪🏽
we don't see much of this particular medical case on this channel
Wait, it actually IS Lupus?!
1:09 the IV accidently gets disconnected... And magically reappear
how did you even notice that wow
Uncle Ruckus: "finally a cure"
Yeah, I had my spleen removed laparoscopically for Stage 4 Hodgkin's Lymphoma.
He definitely wouldn't be playing on Saturday :D
3-4 weeks is a usual recovery time.
Oh yeah, lemme just get my spleen removed through invasive surgery, I'll be back on the field in time for the game this weekend and definitely playing at my fullest potential, and not like I just had invasive surgery to remove my spleen...
This is like a family guy joke written into house.
🤣🤣🤣
I will never understand how anyone could think so little of their child as to think of sports as their only chance in life.
How about you consider that society thinks so little of her child that the only good job he can get is performing sports of some kind.
"Making it" another way is not impossible but the deck is heavily stacked against him from day one.
I would love a Dr like House. Idiosyncratic, sarcastic and knowledgeable. Just like me.
This big guy is so cool.