Light novel title: I am a duck idol but can't find time to cook for myself so I finnaly gave up and hired a mama as I was also looking for one at the same time. She was smart and almost figured out I was an idol streamer so I pretended to be my friend who was an onion idol
Subaru: "If I keep only eating cu noodle it will be bad for my health!" Subatomo: "Ooooh!?" Subaru: "It can't be helped, I will finally have to do it!" Subatomo: "Subaru is finally going to cook elaborate stuff?" Subaru: "I'm gonna pay someone to cook for me!" Subatomo: "..." Well, at least it's good for her.
The fact that Shuba realize keep ordering food will be bad for her health making me so proud of her Hope her new Mama duck will make more healthy and tasty food for our duck
The fact that Japan has these kinds of services makes life so convenient. Especially since, in Subaru's case, they're not "professional cooks" but literally "mama". I'd be so much more comfortable when discussing things. Where I'm from, such services don't exist so the idea of having a rented mama sounds like a good life since I grew up eating more homemade food than take outs Edit: When I mentioned "these types of service" I don't mean by nanny, maids or housekeeper(who mainly work under long-term contracts)but more so the service to "rent" a "mother" or etc for a certain number of days/on alternative days
What’s both good and bad about Japan is that they are innovative as hell. If there is a market for it, they’ll go for it, even if the idea is stupid or cringe. Cause who cares, as long as it’ll sell. Businesses aren’t here to judge, they’re here to make money.
Rental Mama: Honey, you're not going to believe this. I cooked for a duck today! Rental Mama's Spouse: You mean you cooked a duck for someone? Rental Mama: No, I cooked _for a duck._ A talking duck! Rental Mama's Spouse: What are you talki- Rental Mama: IT HAD VIDEO GAME TAPESTRIES.
It's weird but I actually like the thought of a rental mother for those that are in the same situation as Subaru. Home-made meals feel real different than just store bought ones
5:59 chords are music related. Cords are related to strings and cables. Besides that, I think most people will understand what you mean anyways. Thanks for translating clips!
finally Subaru's Mama quest reached good ending, also i love that the cleaning Lady caught on on Subaru being a streamer, which means she has been hired by quite a few of them, most likely other VTubers LOL
Holy shit, you can actually put “housewife” as a skill for job appliance when you think about it Also, I find it funny when I imagined the interview as the applicant stated she has “10 years of experience with two kids and a husband” Subaru is using Aqua’s “Inkya” power to a good use I see
@@YawnMK1 SO HARD! "Very difficult" isn't enough to describe it... (Thank god both my parents are skilled with the kitchen otherwise I wouldn't be able to cook)
I just what to point out that I've seen people actually use "housewife" and/or "full time mother" for job applications, and made it work. It's not just listing that title, but how you use it to convince the hiring party that it involved actually useful skills for the position. Examples I've seen convince that being a full time mother involves multi-tasking, time management, general management skills, quick problem solving, etc. I've also seen an example of a mother of 4, who also helped raise some neices/nephews. She basically related the whole experience to managing an entire office of workers. She was able to twist her real life skills as a mother to convince the employer that she could actually run a management position (she had a business degree too, but made minimal use of it due to full time motherhood). It's not always about what professional skills you have, but how you can take any real skills you have and apply them to the particular job position. ("Professional Skills" vs "Applied Skills," I think it's called). Only issue nowadays, is that many resumes go through computer-based screenings before reaching the actual employer's hands. So you need to be creative in the resume writing in order to get past the computer filters. Just thought it was interesting to state this!
"I'm not good at cooking and my place looks like a warehouse" There are two kinds of people and two ways to work on that. And our duck is not the one to open the cookbook. And she's not wrong that she plays online with friends. And the sleeping while the nice lady cleans... flashback to Gura swinging the vacuum on stream
3:48. Lui who heard it 😊 "it seems like i got new girls!" But seriously,like other girl who fall for lui,subaru will fall easily for lui,and yup! Because cooking is lui specialty!
Kinda wholesome you can hire a kind Mama to take care of your needs temporarily. Only in Japan things due to their busy lifestyle. "THE" Mama had me laughing hard because I recalled Cardfight Vanguard and Kai's Stand up THE Vanguard.
What kind of ojou-sama stunt is that? Lol But i'm glad to hear Subaru thinks about her health. She was talking about importance of good sleep and food the other day. It's nice she's following her own advice.
Based on what ive seen from more western based streamers with decent success would be hiring housekeepers and cooks saves time to stream more So wonder if they the "mama" have more streamer customers
"I like APEX" says the duck idol that has uninstalled it a few times due to trauma playing it lol. I guess that was part of her disguise acting like the onion idol. This was an amusing story, thanks for translating.
I kind of wish they had services like that around here because I'd love to have someone cook me healthy meals and I just need to microwave and enjoy. They have delivery services like Freshly and the other ones where you have to cook the meals yourself but the first one is nothing like a home-cooked meal and the second one requires ME to do the cooking which somewhat defeats the point.
@@Mattwbw Because you don't to unless you live in a horders house which needs specialist to clean up the place. Personal chefs and maids same. Some of my family worked in that field like nurses so it's not that strange to see this take place
You'd be surprised at how common having maids are in Asia because it's not even exclusive to people who own mansions, people who live in average suburbs would have one, either work by shift or heck live-ins
Because services are high over there right? In asia especially in sea having a helper are quite common for those who's pretty wealthy I guess? At least several days a week of the helper service are manageable to some in middle class
Why did the duck become so embarssed about that big Poster? Is Granblue to nerdy for outsiders or whats the point? Also having a private Cook/Mama is probably awesome. Having a cleaning Lady definately is!
So you pay someone to come make you homecooked meals? They make enough to last a few days before coming back to cook again? I wonder why I haven't heard of that type of thing before. It sounds like a pretty freaking good deal. Someone who can cook needs some extra money and they get it from preparing healthier (then fast food anyway) meals for someone living alone or can't cook. I wonder if there's some type of red tape that'd prevent someone from doing something like that in America, like needing to be licensed as a food handler/vendor that would prevent it from being feasible.
They used to have Meal on Wheels delivery for the elderly and disabled. They'd bring my grandparents foil trays of enough stuff to last got 3-4 days. Don't know if it's still around.
This sort of service would never work in the west. Subaru is a special case, but if lonely dudes hired girls to come over alone... they could get abducted. That's why cleaning services here are always done in pairs.
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Subaru became so desperate that she literally PAID for a mama. Someone please adopt our precious duck empress.
lol well I mean, Reine said she was her mama. But, she do be far in Indonesia
wait she paid for a cook?....
@@MoleculeXmolecule isn't reine also a messy anyway?
Light novel title: I am a duck idol but can't find time to cook for myself so I finnaly gave up and hired a mama as I was also looking for one at the same time. She was smart and almost figured out I was an idol streamer so I pretended to be my friend who was an onion idol
Alt title : i was hired to be a "mama" by a tomboy duck who's living a double life as a vtuber idol.
That title is too short to be a light novel title.
@@bohlam6c I didn't zone out half way through the title, it must be longer.
Sound good. Where could I read it? 🤣
Not long enough
Subaru is such a sunshine, she translates what she is gonna talk about.
That is nice if you're watching her live. If you're watching a translated clip it's largely redundant.
@@ckmishn3664 it still shows that she cares and you occasionally run into funny typos
@@RambleOn07 And, as I said, it's useful for English speakers watching her live.
It's very considerate of her. Her daily life stories are great.
@@ckmishn3664 Obviously
forgotten by ui mama, dissown by mio mama, so she rented mama, poor shubashuba
So she rented a Mama for cooking and Onee-san for cleaning. All she needs is an Imoto and she'll be set.
Subaru’s weak “hehe” has me rolling every time
I'm channeling Anya Forger here: "Subaru is the world's biggest liar. But... she's a cool liar."「スバルものすごいうそつき、でもかっこいいうそつき！」
Poor Subaru... She seeking mama so hard to she had to rent it 😭.
Subaru: "If I keep only eating cu noodle it will be bad for my health!"
Subatomo: "Ooooh!?"
Subaru: "It can't be helped, I will finally have to do it!"
Subatomo: "Subaru is finally going to cook elaborate stuff?"
Subaru: "I'm gonna pay someone to cook for me!"
Subatomo: "..."
Well, at least it's good for her.
Dear God. At least Mysta got his redemption arc and learned how to cook properly.
@@nanamacapagal8342 who?
@@izu___ Mysta Rias. A nijisanji streamer that took the words fried rice to it's logical? conclusion.
@@sjoerdl3796 Niji Streamer? a new one?
@@justzerothemythlord1973 New ish Nijisanji EN releases Livers like a Machinegun
The fact that Shuba realize keep ordering food will be bad for her health making me so proud of her
Hope her new Mama duck will make more healthy and tasty food for our duck
The fact that Japan has these kinds of services makes life so convenient. Especially since, in Subaru's case, they're not "professional cooks" but literally "mama". I'd be so much more comfortable when discussing things. Where I'm from, such services don't exist so the idea of having a rented mama sounds like a good life since I grew up eating more homemade food than take outs
Edit: When I mentioned "these types of service" I don't mean by nanny, maids or housekeeper(who mainly work under long-term contracts)but more so the service to "rent" a "mother" or etc for a certain number of days/on alternative days
No wonder Subaru has a Mama fetish. I would have too if i got to eat delicious homemade food everyday.
Speaking of which, I saw alot of ads with such services. Atleast in my area.
@@TropicAcid55 that kinda different but yeh, it kinda works
I remember watching Conan's trip to Japan. There's this agency that has these actors you can hire to pretend to be your family members.
What’s both good and bad about Japan is that they are innovative as hell. If there is a market for it, they’ll go for it, even if the idea is stupid or cringe. Cause who cares, as long as it’ll sell. Businesses aren’t here to judge, they’re here to make money.
Rental mama: So I was hired by this peculiar client who was always away from their home but their pet duck was keeping me company
I love Subaru's stories she tells, they always put a smile on my face. This one was cute, funny and wholesome all rolled into one.
Yea its cute looking at her avatar telling stories of herself
Cleaning lady talking to her friends later on: "guys holy cow I think this client I had today was Aqua"
Rental Mama: Honey, you're not going to believe this. I cooked for a duck today!
Rental Mama's Spouse: You mean you cooked a duck for someone?
Rental Mama: No, I cooked _for a duck._ A talking duck!
Rental Mama's Spouse: What are you talki-
Rental Mama: IT HAD VIDEO GAME TAPESTRIES.
Gaming Duck.
Spouse: something similar happened to me today, I had to clean a duck's room. They had a room full of video game equipment.
The cleaning lady just has to surprise Shuba once, hear her terror scream, and she will know who she is.
One day she shows up wearing some merch. Just a bag or a hat or something.
And then subaru will end up cooked in a duck dish. It's only a matter of time.
I'm sorry, I've read too many doujins to imagine a "rental mama" in a wholesome way
Oh boi, a lurker of 6 digits of forbidden knowledge?
Sad panda
@@RambleOn07 based
You got rental mama confused with deli mama, the yabai one is deli mama 👌
"Fine if i cant have a mama of my own then i guess ill just hire one"
-Subaru prob
she's finally living out her being papered by a mama fantasies XD
Subaru was never more relatable than when she called her room an Amazon warehouse *casually looks around at all of the amazon boxes near me* >.
Thanks
It's weird but I actually like the thought of a rental mother for those that are in the same situation as Subaru. Home-made meals feel real different than just store bought ones
5:59 chords are music related. Cords are related to strings and cables. Besides that, I think most people will understand what you mean anyways.
Thanks for translating clips!
I feel like I have read this in a web novel before. So that's it, Subaru is a protagonist of a virtual world. Goddamn
2:45 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Rent-a-mama
Thanks for the long clip
3:45 Yagoo's niece confirmed
She's so happy that she became Yagoo
"I play apex with my friends" She lied as easily as she breathed
I wouldn't exactly call it a lie, more like a half-truth!
Light novel: My Rent-A-Mama is suspecting I'm a Livestreamer
I'm imagining a duck tippy tapping happily around the food table 😂
Man these little story time with Suba'u are so nice and relaxing.
Cleaning lady: "I don't mean to offend, but has anyone ever told you you sound like a duck?"
Sunaru: "I get that a lot, actually."
imagine the cleaning oneesan thinking that she just met aqua instead of subaru
4:01 Like mother, like son
>ZA MAMA used the attack *MAMA AURA*
[gets stabbed with knives covered with love, kindness and care]
>it’s super effective!
finally Subaru's Mama quest reached good ending, also i love that the cleaning Lady caught on on Subaru being a streamer, which means she has been hired by quite a few of them, most likely other VTubers LOL
Holy shit, you can actually put “housewife” as a skill for job appliance when you think about it
Also, I find it funny when I imagined the interview as the applicant stated she has “10 years of experience with two kids and a husband”
Subaru is using Aqua’s “Inkya” power to a good use I see
Well, properly keeping a house functioning is indeed very difficult (depends on the users of course) and a very valuable skill. Quite underrated too
What's inkya?
@@lockman5196 introvert
@@YawnMK1 SO HARD! "Very difficult" isn't enough to describe it...
(Thank god both my parents are skilled with the kitchen otherwise I wouldn't be able to cook)
I just what to point out that I've seen people actually use "housewife" and/or "full time mother" for job applications, and made it work. It's not just listing that title, but how you use it to convince the hiring party that it involved actually useful skills for the position.
Examples I've seen convince that being a full time mother involves multi-tasking, time management, general management skills, quick problem solving, etc. I've also seen an example of a mother of 4, who also helped raise some neices/nephews. She basically related the whole experience to managing an entire office of workers. She was able to twist her real life skills as a mother to convince the employer that she could actually run a management position (she had a business degree too, but made minimal use of it due to full time motherhood).
It's not always about what professional skills you have, but how you can take any real skills you have and apply them to the particular job position. ("Professional Skills" vs "Applied Skills," I think it's called). Only issue nowadays, is that many resumes go through computer-based screenings before reaching the actual employer's hands. So you need to be creative in the resume writing in order to get past the computer filters.
Just thought it was interesting to state this!
Honestly this Rental Mama story sounds like an anime plot. I mean she even appears once a week like an anime episode would xD
Subaru's bizarre quest for a mama continues.
2:35 that voice tho 😏😏
Me:"neurons activated
Aqua's medium laugh lol it's right between awkwardly cute and weird
You got a house keeper Subaru lol
This was such a hilarious and cute story. I love this duck
The rental mama being interviewed, “The girl was nice, but she’d make duck sounds from time to time.”
OMG she was straight up Kakarot for a second lol
Our Duck is too precious for us I melt every time
She has finally found her ultimate mama, though she is hired, but better than getting disowned all the time....
I'm happy for Shuba, she managed to rent a nice mama and cleaning lady, she deserves the care, sice she works so hard for us, viewers.
Gah mah kokorooooooo
Imma die from sweetness overloaaaaaad
Oh my god, the medium/middle laugh lives on.
I never knew you could hire a mama...
The hehehehe Subaru keeps doing is so funny and lowkey creepy 😂😂😂
Great clip, but can we talk about how good Subaru’s “Kakarot!!” was? Sounded almost exactly like Bardock there
Oh no, cooking mama saw the husbando tapestry!
"I'm not good at cooking and my place looks like a warehouse"
There are two kinds of people and two ways to work on that. And our duck is not the one to open the cookbook.
And she's not wrong that she plays online with friends.
And the sleeping while the nice lady cleans... flashback to Gura swinging the vacuum on stream
I'm speechless
Subaru taking a critical hit and dying from cringe will always be hilarious.
2:34, i had the same reaction as subaru when i heard this
3:48. Lui who heard it 😊 "it seems like i got new girls!"
But seriously,like other girl who fall for lui,subaru will fall easily for lui,and yup! Because cooking is lui specialty!
Kinda wholesome you can hire a kind Mama to take care of your needs temporarily. Only in Japan things due to their busy lifestyle.
"THE" Mama had me laughing hard because I recalled Cardfight Vanguard and Kai's Stand up THE Vanguard.
Lowkey want to see Roberu avail this service
lmao instead of just taking time to learn to do some basic cooking she went out and hired a mama wwwwwww
Subaru:Kakarooooootttt!!!
Zoomers discovering that good food can come from a kitchen is always funny
Poor Subaru, abandoned by both Ui Mama and Mio Mama, had to pay for a rental Mama.
I bet Noel would pay Subaru to let be her mama instead.
The fact she hired a mama to cook for her rather than you know attempt to learn to cook say alot
As a guy I want to be Subaru's mama just to have her beam at me when I cook.
Subatomo life goals.
Plot twist : that oneesan is a part time indie vtuber.
What kind of ojou-sama stunt is that? Lol But i'm glad to hear Subaru thinks about her health. She was talking about importance of good sleep and food the other day. It's nice she's following her own advice.
Glad she can eats healthy food from now on, no more stomachache!
Mama hunter
Based on what ive seen from more western based streamers with decent success would be hiring housekeepers and cooks saves time to stream more
So wonder if they the "mama" have more streamer customers
Silly Subaru she could just have asked Mio mama to do a of collab cleaning and cooking stream xD
If Subaru does an Aqu-tan Medium laugh (hehehe) ASMR stream --- I think I would die and go do heaven
lolllll subaru scream KAKAROT
"I like APEX" says the duck idol that has uninstalled it a few times due to trauma playing it lol. I guess that was part of her disguise acting like the onion idol. This was an amusing story, thanks for translating.
Subaru now mas 3 Mamas, OG irl Mama, Ui-Mama and Hamburg steak/omurice Mama
Japan is wild
I wonder how Subaru's mom feels after hearing this lol
*DZA MAMA!?*
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA SUBARU-CHAAAAAAAN so CUUUUUTE
Mama papa I'm sorry, your 24 year old son has fallen in love with a duck.
its sadly happy story
I kind of wish they had services like that around here because I'd love to have someone cook me healthy meals and I just need to microwave and enjoy. They have delivery services like Freshly and the other ones where you have to cook the meals yourself but the first one is nothing like a home-cooked meal and the second one requires ME to do the cooking which somewhat defeats the point.
It’s called a maid. Although it would be pretty expensive to have them around as a permanent service.
@@asianpersuasion4901 it sounded like the maid cooked for a week in advance and she can heat them up, probably still rather expensive
@@asianpersuasion4901 Why do people think she's a maid when she only needs to cook for her in one day not even cleaning, laundry etc.
@@gladewings1192 I forgot what the video said, but the title literally says "cleaning lady"?
Maybe I should hire someone to do my laundry as well*-*
For some reason doing the laundry is the only thing I dislike in every chores
The idea of renting a cook is fucking wild from an American perspective lmao
Why? A ton of my friends in college always offered to cook same as thier families and my family would hate you going home hungry.
@@ivanbluecool But this is different. She rented a mom. It’s not something you can exactly do in the west.
@@Mattwbw Because you don't to unless you live in a horders house which needs specialist to clean up the place.
Personal chefs and maids same. Some of my family worked in that field like nurses so it's not that strange to see this take place
You'd be surprised at how common having maids are in Asia because it's not even exclusive to people who own mansions, people who live in average suburbs would have one, either work by shift or heck live-ins
Because services are high over there right? In asia especially in sea having a helper are quite common for those who's pretty wealthy I guess? At least several days a week of the helper service are manageable to some in middle class
so now Subaru have 3 mama ?
damn
Home cooked meals always taste better
Fuck it
I'll be her mama
I WILL FLY TO JAPAN AND LEARN JAPANESE TO COOK FOR THE SHOOB
Why did she not hire HAACHAMA? She can cook
I wanna rent mama too😭
Why did the duck become so embarssed about that big Poster?
Is Granblue to nerdy for outsiders or whats the point?
Also having a private Cook/Mama is probably awesome. Having a cleaning Lady definately is!
TIL, Rent a Mama is a thing in Japan
So you pay someone to come make you homecooked meals? They make enough to last a few days before coming back to cook again? I wonder why I haven't heard of that type of thing before. It sounds like a pretty freaking good deal. Someone who can cook needs some extra money and they get it from preparing healthier (then fast food anyway) meals for someone living alone or can't cook. I wonder if there's some type of red tape that'd prevent someone from doing something like that in America, like needing to be licensed as a food handler/vendor that would prevent it from being feasible.
They used to have Meal on Wheels delivery for the elderly and disabled. They'd bring my grandparents foil trays of enough stuff to last got 3-4 days. Don't know if it's still around.
Chloe might need to rent a mama too, her diet of double cheeseburgers ain't good, especially how she buys in bulk to freeze
Chat: "She's totally in this chat right now"
Subaru: "Nah, she didn't look like a middle aged otaku dude"
This sort of service would never work in the west. Subaru is a special case, but if lonely dudes hired girls to come over alone... they could get abducted. That's why cleaning services here are always done in pairs.
Where is reine when daughter need her
I thought those helper are only happens in drama/ manga. I watch nigehaji back then and i thought the job is only fantasy.