This fake Skyrim quest made me feel EVIL

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  • @Colecruzin
    @Colecruzin ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Man joov gotta be the most entertaining skyrim TH-camr I hope he’ll do a region lock in markarth that would be amazing

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  ปีที่แล้ว +44

      It gets asked often. We'll do Markarth eventually!

    • @Colecruzin
      @Colecruzin ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DietJoov sounds good joov can’t wait brother keep up the videos man your doing great !!

    • @kams8759
      @kams8759 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i remember overhearing in a vod that the markarth region lock will be a skyrim together collaboration video

    • @DrakeKnight99
      @DrakeKnight99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funnier than Jabo. That guy released 2 vids on how F4 was "ruined" it sounded like him throwing a fit over stupid stuff that doesn't matter

    • @glindarii
      @glindarii 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DrakeKnight99 I would not say that Joov is better than Jabo because they are both S Tier streamers / TH-camrs on an equal level and they ae both funny in their own way.

  • @Krishnath.Dragon
    @Krishnath.Dragon ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I always end up adopting Lucia from Whiterun and Sophie from Windhelm. Both are orphans living on the street (Lucia is a beggar and Sophie sells flowers), but are really adorable and have tragic backstories.

    • @fronski8502
      @fronski8502 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg omg same

    • @clorby22
      @clorby22 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For me it’s Sophie and the kid in Dawnstar whose name I forgot. He works in and out the mines, running around all day in the freezing cold, even forced to sleep outside most nights.

    • @joshalmightyblades
      @joshalmightyblades 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Sophie reminds me of Aerith from FF7. Gets me Every time...😢

  • @DietJoov
    @DietJoov  ปีที่แล้ว +78

    RIP to my Iowa Hawkeye national championship dreams :(

    • @asradasyourdad3804
      @asradasyourdad3804 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ‘Twas a good run bud

    • @TheFeltmeister
      @TheFeltmeister ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your probably the only thing good to come from Iowa 😂😂

    • @calebnelson4932
      @calebnelson4932 ปีที่แล้ว

      o7

    • @joshalmightyblades
      @joshalmightyblades ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @joshalmightyblades
      @joshalmightyblades ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh and seriously try Yorkshire tea Gold. More caffeine Tham than coffee, and way better all around. Spiff knows his tea.

  • @icantfeelmylegs9329
    @icantfeelmylegs9329 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    youve given me a crazy idea joov when you mentioned weaponizing the chicken in town. you should seriously begin an animal uprising in each town or city, using frenzy spells and causing them to go mad, see which towns can survive against there own animals

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Love this! We can see which towns are best prepared to face a domestic animal uprising

    • @icantfeelmylegs9329
      @icantfeelmylegs9329 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DietJoov yesssss it would be awesome

    • @nicklagoni7306
      @nicklagoni7306 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DietJoov the Midwest has been awful quiet since this comment thread happened 😳

    • @Trephining
      @Trephining ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DietJoov possible video title: Can You Beat Skyrim as the Beastmaster?
      or
      Who Let the Dogs Out?

    • @sameisenhower9712
      @sameisenhower9712 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rorikstead would be fun to watch!

  • @johnclark222
    @johnclark222 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You will always kill Saffir 'redguard'less of her sleeping position

  • @JohnQDarksoul
    @JohnQDarksoul ปีที่แล้ว +22

    If you want to keep your game files untouched and therefore not bork your files, mod organizer is your best bet. It places all of the mods you put into it in a completely separate path from your actual skyrim installation. You can also have different mod profiles in mod organizer, letting you switch between mod setups relatively easily.

    • @AndrewBrownK
      @AndrewBrownK ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mod organizer is definitely the best choice for advanced modding

  • @Tautolonaut
    @Tautolonaut ปีที่แล้ว +3

    32:32 "A stabbin', I saw a stabbin!"
    "...What is it now, mother?" etc.

  • @Trephining
    @Trephining ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like how one of hte kids at the orphanage said something like "when I grow up, I'm going to be an assassin, so I can help lots of kids, just like you".
    The kid watched the video. But did he like and subscribe?

  • @kyle9401
    @kyle9401 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:17:00 Heavy cream in coffee is absolutely heavenly. Just a small amount is all you need. It really cuts the acid and makes the drink feel more substantial. I'm glad great minds think alike!
    Also, this vod channel rules and your stream is super chill.

  • @erhmagerd
    @erhmagerd ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The random Mammoth falling from the sky was too good lmao

  • @Stoned-Gamers
    @Stoned-Gamers 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Idk if anyone has said this, Oslaf is essential until you beat the quest “at the summit of apocrypha”

  • @BeControversialAlways
    @BeControversialAlways 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    25:21 You kill the parents, send the kids to the orphanage, leaving the dog in Riverwood with...?
    RIP Stump.

  • @bsbsbdbdb3350
    @bsbsbdbdb3350 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    a year ago? bros talking about caitlyn clark? bro was so ahead of the swing on that one

  • @snorreforbregd2694
    @snorreforbregd2694 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:08:33 "What can a TV host do in a world without TV other than orphaning children?"

  • @mushroomkingwolfie
    @mushroomkingwolfie ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joov's favorite Skyrim class is "not a stealth archer"

  • @AndrewBrownK
    @AndrewBrownK ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:45:23 "can you beat skyrim with every x mod installed" I'll speak on this. I got to level 100 on a "serious playthrough" with a whole ton of these. The summary is this.... These mods have very configurable MCMs. So you can make it vary from completely impossible to progress past level 1, to barely a bump in your road. At the end of the day a "balanced" MCM config can probably be described as "grim dark ultra hard mode" compared to vanilla skyrim.

  • @dorianshepard2841
    @dorianshepard2841 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Console "SetEssential 0" on the character

  • @feraltrans293
    @feraltrans293 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Been having so much fun watching you the last couple months!

  • @Zoddy32
    @Zoddy32 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hi Joov, been watchin ur vods for a while now, love ur content as I have been playing Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim since the beginning (20 yrs). Am off work sick atm and contemplating playing this quest to pass time!

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get well soon!

  • @bradhawkins975
    @bradhawkins975 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, that encumbrance challenge sounds like a great idea that you came up with! ;)

  • @bluesentinelavoch4440
    @bluesentinelavoch4440 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joov, you have to stop before you make me purchase todd-rim for the 50th time

  • @andrewbarrios3351
    @andrewbarrios3351 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Waiting for the run where you play the orphaned kid that becomes Batman looking for revenge on Ty, the bastard who killed your parents.

  • @dorianshepard2841
    @dorianshepard2841 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey nerd you knocked Verner instead of Tormir. Time for glasses

  • @Katie.JesusIsKing
    @Katie.JesusIsKing 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is 9 mo later and C. Clark is still killing it. She is everywhere at every grocery store , bar, and restaurant 😂
    I live in Altoona , outside of Des Moines 😊

  • @horakhty2217
    @horakhty2217 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:03:23 I see what you did there LMAO

  • @mjwtruth
    @mjwtruth ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Started early with Funko pops then fell off. Have well over 100 though. Some rares like 1 of 1008 Black Suit Superman, pink tights CM Punk, original Master Chief, Blue Eyes Legolas, and the whole Mass Effect series

  • @rustammadatli6666
    @rustammadatli6666 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How about region locking yourself at Winterhold! I bet it’s gonna be a miserable experience

  • @marco_arto5553
    @marco_arto5553 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Insurance run sounds hella fun!

    • @Trephining
      @Trephining ปีที่แล้ว

      insurance makes everything more fun

  • @xeneler
    @xeneler ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cant wait for your insurance fraud video now joov lol

  • @gargablargblarg
    @gargablargblarg ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joov bestowing another VOD
    Thank you great one

  • @roerose4449
    @roerose4449 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Joov will you say hi to twich chat for us!

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sure thing

  • @olitapp5361
    @olitapp5361 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    My most recent skyrim game, something insane happens to me everytime I enter riverwood. The first time I was attacked by cultists and they killed Camilla in the crossfire. Sven and Faendal never gave me the letter quest, maybe they will date each other 😅

  • @kyahmartin7574
    @kyahmartin7574 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Joov, I know this vod is a year old and I haven’t checked to see if you did that insurance money only run, but it would be a great chance to use the sword you get in whiterun that gets stronger the more friendly NPCs you kill. Or even utilizing the boethia questline as a way to kill the followers. Just a thought if you hadn’t done it yet

    • @Balen-
      @Balen- 3 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      this is Joiv secret account and ok i saw this

  • @brewilde
    @brewilde 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Had to check how old this video was at the mention of Caitlin Clark! She has an insane amount of awards for just this year!

  • @cassiewanek
    @cassiewanek 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not Joov being a FIB 😭😭😭

  • @gamengirl2.0
    @gamengirl2.0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:44:42 i pretty sure you can buy that dog

  • @astrxl8426
    @astrxl8426 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    poland mentioned!!😃

  • @mararaisanen5696
    @mararaisanen5696 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Minette" lmao

  • @Jacob-ce7nh
    @Jacob-ce7nh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joov peak yt

  • @lloydizzle33
    @lloydizzle33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    American pronunciation of Pierogi always gets me. xD

  • @npc_pigeon
    @npc_pigeon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i always adopt Lucia cos aint no way im lettin myself live on the streets 💯💯

  • @SanalliteSapling
    @SanalliteSapling ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny, Today is Sunday.

  • @wren1462
    @wren1462 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:51:10 I like it

  • @s8nbbg
    @s8nbbg ปีที่แล้ว

    loved watching this stream 🤞

  • @KcTries
    @KcTries ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi twitch chat

  • @WistfulMist11105
    @WistfulMist11105 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Challenge Idea: Vegetarian Naturalist Wizard
    As a vegan wizard you choose to refrain from products made from animals in their enslavement to mankind. You are a naturalist as well and choose to remain entirely naked with no armor or mortal creations that keep the fresh air from touching your skin. Animals of all kinds are seen as sacred to you, you use shouts and spells that command or pacify them to accomplish your goals without ever harming a flie (humans are seen as butchers by you, you kill them to save animals).
    Goals:
    I don't know to be honest but if anyone wants to add I welcome it
    Requirements:
    Play in survival on legendary difficulty
    Eat only foods that a vegan would eat
    Do not kill any animals
    Obtain shouts/skills that command or pacify animals
    Do not wear any clothes, armor, or jewelry
    Only ever sleep outside
    A dog follower might be nice
    Do not collect any gold (the principal embodiment of mortal possessions and greed)

    • @TheFeltmeister
      @TheFeltmeister ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think if he did this but used the long bow rom the start and only arrows he made from chopping wood and mined his own ore and smelted it be fine bc it's not animal's amd be could combine them with the animal control perks

    • @WistfulMist11105
      @WistfulMist11105 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheFeltmeister That's a really good idea and I hadn't thought of that. I was mainly thinking about allowing magic but you have a really good idea as well. Imagine Joov having to craft all his own arrows 😂

    • @Trephining
      @Trephining ปีที่แล้ว

      Extra optional add-on ideas:
      -burn/destroy every stable, as they are turning horses into slaves; murder the stable owners and workers too
      -Temba Wide-Arm should be your spouse or follower or something else significant
      -use a mod or console commands or some other meddling to make it so that vegetable foods are somewhat more useful in terms of their replenishment of health and stamina, and add in some magicka replenishment from them as well; i.e. veggie power
      -no slaying of giants, as they befriend cows
      -no slaying of spriggans as they are friends of animals
      -obtain as many animal followers/pets as possible

  • @davemardrov777
    @davemardrov777 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Joov do a Skyrim region lock of Skyrim plz 😂

  • @PierroCh5
    @PierroCh5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Look at all those sweet-rolls-faced NPCs in the twitch chat 🙄 VOD channel audience truly is superior, anyway...

  • @nicklagoni7306
    @nicklagoni7306 ปีที่แล้ว

    This episode is pogtown and you should be the mayor!

  • @powdermelonkeg
    @powdermelonkeg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hi Twitch!

  • @Hattrick986
    @Hattrick986 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hello twitch chat! ❤

  • @DaddyMaster76
    @DaddyMaster76 ปีที่แล้ว

    Epic

  • @cassiewashere20
    @cassiewashere20 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jooooooov

  • @dragonrage1153
    @dragonrage1153 ปีที่แล้ว

    Let's go

  • @TylerAdler
    @TylerAdler ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5th comment

  • @hitomisalazar4073
    @hitomisalazar4073 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well, late and all, but I couldn't see if anyone answered this. But yeah.
    There's a few forks you can use as weapons. One is found on a table in the East Empire Company customs office (where Vittoria Vici works during her day job).
    Crossbow bolts used to only be able to be crafted at the forge in Fort Dawnguard, and only after you completed quests for them involving the Breton girl that they recruit. However with the Creation Club stuff that they give you with the Anniversary Edition and such, the Castle Fletcher store in Solitude (right near the top of the ramp leading to the blacksmith from the small market square) will sell Crossbows and Crossbow Bolts. Once you have a perk and buy a particular crossbow/bolt from the store (so Steel Crafting for Steel, Ebony Crafting for Ebony, etc) you can just make crossbow bolts at any forge.
    Or get mods that let you do it by various means. Like Skyrim Reborn giving the Marksmanship tree a perk at about 25 Marksmanship if I recall to make your own crossbow and steel/dwarven bolts.
    Also mentioning that Castle Fletcher bit it causes probably the dumbest quest in Skyrim I've seen to happen. Anytime you buy a Dwarven Crossbow Bolt from the Castle Fletcher? Calcemo in Markarth will somehow have heard of it and send a letter wanting to buy a single crossbow bolt off you (no matter how many you bought). They'll buy it for double what you paid (4 septims from 2) or if you pass a moderate Persuasion check Calcemo will pay you 8 Septims for a single crossbow bolt. But he only wants that single crossbow bolt. Not like you can sell him a full stack for a profit or anything.
    It's weird. I have no idea why they put that in and I never noticed the quest until I got the Anniversary Edition upgrade and bought a bolt from Castle Fletcher (and that seems to be the only thing that causes it, he doesn't care if I craft my own or loot it off a Dwemer Construct).
    Also speaking of the magic telepathy telecomms whatever response to things that people shouldn't know. I never forget, and am often amused by something I ran into with my first Skyrim run. Anise's Cabin, and Anise herself. Snooping around I found her secret plans and she tried to murder me. So I killed her in self defense. With Anise dead anyway, I claimed the cabin as a little home for myself as people do. Took stuff from it I wanted to use for crafting, etc.
    Four in game days later or so, some Hired Thugs jump me at the Whiterun Stables. With a contract... from Anise. Not over the fact that I murdered her, or anything like that. But because I STOLE from her. After I most definitely killed her.
    I always would joke about how Skyrim seems to have some Necromancer Bounty System as dead people somehow are able to contact (and pay!) thugs over things that happened after they died.

    • @Tautolonaut
      @Tautolonaut ปีที่แล้ว

      The Calcelmo radiant quest has always been there, IIRC it can happen with any dwemer item... however if you simply drop the note without reading it, he NEVER sends you another one, thank the Divines!

    • @hitomisalazar4073
      @hitomisalazar4073 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tautolonaut Huh. I've literally never gotten it for anything but when I but a Dwarven Crossbow Bolt from the Castle Fletcher. And gotten it every time I've done that if the quest wasn't active.
      Good tip on just dropping the note though.

    • @Tautolonaut
      @Tautolonaut ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hitomisalazar4073Maybe Calcelmo and the fletcher are running some sort of money laundering scam lol

  • @kromlok
    @kromlok ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Vod channel best channel

    • @Trephining
      @Trephining ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it better than his normal Joov channel? I think I only checked that one out like 2x. First time was about a year ago, and I didn't even know enough about Skyrim for whatever was in the video to make sense to me, so none of the humor was of any value to me, so anytime I saw a Joov or Diet Joov video I went right past it until I finally sample one of the door randomizing ones, and that was fun. I like when there is something that alters the game mechanics in a way that makes my brain feel the need to go back to the beginning and rethinki gameplay strategy.