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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 พ.ค. 2024
- #helldivers2 #helldivers2funny
Watching educational material is good for managed democracy and a law for every citizen of Super Earth.
I went a little crazy putting this together. May my sacrifice for the citizens of Super Earth be recorded in the Halls of Liberty.
Chapters:
0:00 Eagle Sweat - Full
0:59 Hard Work - Dreams Ad
1:41 Strohmann News Break
3:02 Propaganda Short 1
3:13 Automatons Must Be Stopped
3:44 Liberty Day Ad
4:18 Propaganda Short 2
4:29 Brasch Tactics - Fire Modes
5:19 PA Announcement 1
5:29 Propaganda Short 3
5:39 Brasch Tactics - Injuries
6:26 Automatons - Heart Ad
6:54 Eagle Sweat - Short
7:16 Propaganda Short 4
7:26 Brasch Tactics - Team Work
8:04 Propaganda Short 5
8:15 Brasch Tactics - Cover
9:00 Brasch Tactics - Armored Enemies
9:56 Terminids Ad
10:15 Propaganda Short 6
10:27 Brasch Tactics - Reloading
11:10 Propaganda Short 7
11:20 Super Earth Ad
11:30 Propaganda Short 8, 9, 10, 11
12:15 CCS Ad
12:51 Propaganda Short 12, 13, 14
13:27 Managed Democracy Ad
13:40 Propaganda Short 15
13:54 Terminid Murderer's Ad
14:22 Morgunson Defense Ad
15:10 Propaganda Short 16, 17, 18, 19, 20
15:59 PA Announcement 2, 3 (P-Short21)
16:31 Propaganda Short 22, 23
16:49 Brasch Tactics - Tagging
17:32 Propaganda Short 24, 25, 26, 27, 28,(PA 4) - เกม
Love how there wasn't a "no" option on the "would you enlist to fight the robots" survey. It's just "yes", "already did" and "i can't for medical reasons" presumably because saying "no" would get your thrown into the gulag for treason.
Also, the fact that only 4% had a medical discharge means that the standards for getting into the military are shockingly low.
1) The opinions of dissidents don’t count. 2) Super Earth would never abandon or punish its loyal but misinformed citizens. They are merely enrolled in education facilities that correct any misconceptions they have developed.
Hey now! They're not 'Gulags', they're Freedom Camps!
Freedom camp*
@@yaboijohammed5967there is no such thing, dirty dissident
I like how Brasch Tactics implies most helldivers struggle to learn basic military tactics like cover
Well if your main bulk of your army is conscription, you make your training so dumb proof that the lowest common denominator can understand it.
Considering how someone who's still a cadet can be drafted straight into a helldive by another player it's not surprising 🤣
No, no, based on my games, Brasch has a point
The best they tell you in training is don't be too close to your stratagem, and actually with the way the training is set up, its almost telling you not to take cover because all the objectives are in the middle of barren arenas with bug holes and most of those give you enough firepower to make cover unnecessary.
Literally no mention or prep for fighting the bots, no wonder they're wiping hundreds of squads lmao
Helldiver readiness rating is only like a 27%
*“Now they will find out just how hard every man, woman and child* _(over 7)_ *will work to stop them!”*
lol
First time I heard that in game I damn near laughed out of my chair, I wasn’t expected them to say it I was just trying to get my new uniform 😂
and then right after it says in the fine print that the minimum age is 18 XD
@@pseudo.Random-KF That's only for joining the military. Chid labour in all other contexts is obviously fine.
@@MadSwedishGamer The children. They yearn for the mines.
Everyone is equal here, children over seven have the same labor rights as full grown men, that’s freedom.
Some are more equal than others. The CCS will determine how equal you are.
Everyone is important in the war effort, except Helldivers. Helldivers are the most important.
@@mitchellbarton7915the only ones more equal are those in charge, everyone else is fodder
@@Jiub_SN Do I sense treason?
@@Jormungandr614I think that you do sense treason
Dissidents be like, "ThIs Is SuPeR eArTh PrOpAgAnDA"
And I'm like, "Yeah, and it worked, triple the defense budget"
Nah QUADRUPLE IT
@@WildmanTrading QUINTUPLE IT
@@khora3845*smacks C-01 fork on the table*
SEXTUPLE IT!
Add a Fucking Zero to the end!
Joel SAYS OTHERWISE
" Enlistment is irrevocable. Minimum enlistment period : 10 years " 💀💀💀
21% survival rate
@@WarpGhost92That's just for Helldiver training
Literally opposite of starship troopers
@@WarpGhost92I bet you that number was the average they found during play testing. That's about 1/5 chances to survive, and considering every player adds 5 lives to the pool, it sounds about right for high risk missions.
Technically it's new helldiver everything you die
Freedom means that everyone is equal.
*That’s why we’ve invented the Citizen Clasaification System to know which ones of us are the most equal!*
ALL CITIZENS ARE EQUAL BUT SOME CITIZENS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS
Probably was sold as the idea of “we can judge those who aren’t getting their rights fulfilled and focus on improving their QoL!”
Arrowhead nailed the satire with these commercials.
TRUE
Satire? I think you mean absolute truth, citizen.
and yet some people don't get the joke and actually agree with the propaganda lol
@@bionicbirb9104
"Propaganda?"
I think you mean "completely accurate and contextualized reporting" citizen.
@@bionicbirb9104
Looks like we have a commie who doesn't believe in spreading managed democracy. You just bought yourself a one way ticket to fight on Mavelon Creek
"Propaganda?"
I think you mean "completely accurate and contextualized reporting," citizen.
Propaganda is an alien word unless it's used by someone that doesn't follow managed democracy, than it is pure evil
No, no. "Propaganda" is simply a way to say you should take a 'proper gander' at the ads!
It ain’t propaganda if you agree with it
The News channel is called “Strohmann News” literally “Strawman news.” This game!
I don't understand. What is a "strawman"?
It is when you intentionally misrepresent another person's argument so that you can argue against it rather than their actual argument. It's called a strawman because it's like building a man made of straw, and fighting him rather than fighting against another man. @@derickmiller6875
@@derickmiller6875 A strawman is a logical fallacy where, during a debate, one side oversimplifies or otherwise augments the other side's argument to make them look stupid.
Eg:
"I like vanilla ice cream, it tastes good."
"So you hate chocolate ice cream and think it's disgusting?! How could you!"
@@RipRLeeErmeyare you saying that these informatives videos from the ministry of truth are misleading ?
Sound like treason
@@RipRLeeErmeysounds like treason to me
"Skepticism is treason."
"Treason... is bad."
I love how the voting booth in the animation just has one button 😂
Well, yes! You'd only ever want to vote for the RIGHT thing, correct? Therefore only one button is needed! (Nods sagely)
I was under the impression that the button would lead you to the quiz that figures out what to vote for you.
Of course it does the algorithm tells you who to vote for so you go to the poll for who you were chosen to vote for
In lore they do a survey and according to your answers that vote will go to the candidate that fits to your answer
@@quadratic7578 I remember reading science fiction story (Bradbury's probably) about US elections being delegated to only one voter, who are randomly selected and fill huge poll about everything in his life. Probably it's a reference.
"Don't worry! Top SuperEarth scientists have proven that bugs do not feel pain"
My disappointment is immeasurable. Those charger fricks should feel boiling inside their carapace alive as they're being hosed down by an orbital laser cannon.
“Hosed down” is one fucking hell of a way to say it
Orbital Piss
My flamethrower cries knowing they also don't cry
@@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 aaaaaaw shucks
“And every child over 7” XD
Children yern for the mines and assembly lines.
@@Skynet5885 Hello, Automaton boss
2:41 "rumors of Illuminate sightings" uh oh
Those are just rumors spread by dissidents. Any patriot knows the Illuminate threat was completely neutralized by our BRAVE and COURAGEOUS helldivers 100 years ago.
They've got to rear their ugly heads at some point
What are you talking about? It says that the rumors are the work of dissidents.
We are perfectly fine.
Should I report you to the ministry of truth?
@@AkaiCrimsonnow, now. As a Helldiver we have to take concerns of attacks to democracy very seriously. We don't want another malevolen creek incident
I see it, its on the bottom right scrolling.@@AkaiCrimson
omg 😂😂😂
They said it
“All are equal. But some are more equal than others”
💀💀💀
Damn thats some damn good farming done by the livestocks over there, i hope the pigs dont turn that old horse into glue
@@wanabenecro5390bro thats fucked up you didnt have to remind me
Justice is granting all citizens the equal chance to excel within their assigned roles
This is like the book, uh, George Orwell, 1984
all are equal, so that's why we made it so you can be better than all the other citizens, for maximized equality.
"Hard work can get you there" - some might say it even makes you free
Oh shit, I did not even notice the parallel.
I guess we really are not immune to propa-... completely accurate and contextualized reporting by the Ministry of Truth.
Democracy officer, it's him *(pointing at)* @@readyforlol
One thing I love is that the network distributing all of these is literally the ministry of TRUTH not information or even the ministry of law but literally truth
It's a reference to the book 1984 by George Orwell, where a totalitarian government keeps their society in a perpetual state of hatred and war
@@Henchman.24What I *think* you *mean* is its because they only tell truths, hahahaha
@@laggyexplosions7560relative truths
@@Henchman.24 The concept of Thought Crime is referenced in a loading screen tip, which is also from 1984
@@alexanderawe8031 *Managed* truth !
I love how the supposed unthinking, unfeeling bugs have an agenda to spread fascism to every planet they conquer.
this one democratic officer,this one.
You shouldn't be talking like that diver, that sounds awfully fascist
looks like we have a facist and extremist 😂
Cedrick: "Honestly, the only thing they know how to do are ripping apart non bugs and expand. And the former is mostly humans and food that humans consume and the latter allows the former to be done at even more places. As such, logical conclusion? Turn their blood into Lady Liberty's Drink of choice and boy is she thirsty for it."
The bubonic plague didn't intend to cover Europe. It just did
Bugs don't feel pain? That sucks. How will I know I'm killing them good?!
When your helldiver cape turns yellow from their blood, you know you did good soldier
Idk you can hear them scream when they die
You will know when they start screaming in definitly not pain
@@MacLeod-But, my cape is yellow.
@@Quickdrawingartist that's the spirit!
i like how in the strohmann new break they say that it will be the largest deplyment ever, and then 500 thousand people buy the game
Element 710... Holy cow, that's a reference to an old joke about a woman going into an auto parts store and asking for a "710 cap" because the one on her engine was missing.
If you don't get it, write 710 on a piece of paper, then turn it upside down. LOL.
It’s just a reference to oil my man
Just like 304 joke
That doesn’t spell LOL though?
@@Solkardit spells OIL
@Solkarf I think it supposed to mean oil
15:00 holy fuck ? Full auto shotgun for home defense? Sign me up.
You can legally buy an AA-12 shotgun
@@alexsherer2780not a full auto one unless you go through dozens of legal hoops
Don’t forget it also was for hunting
@@notyouraveragegamer5.036 but mostly tradition.
"Brasch tactics: use them, or die trying! "
"Mostly the second option, to be honest..."
I like how the firearm company that made the Breaker 12G is literally called "more gun son"
14:00 "They escaped the farms", wait a minute, they were cattles for Super Earth? The Helldivers are basically fighting bugs trying to flee enslavement 😂
Yeah we farmed them for their sweet sweet bug juices that we used as fuel
They are litteraly oil with legs for super earth
Apparently the fuel used to power super earth FTL drive is a byproduct of terminids decomposition soo yeah they literally farmed them for oil
Element 710 farms. Turn that upside down and you get OIL.
War of the worlds Plot but we are the martians
The fact that the Drifter from Destiny 2 is General Brasch has me laughing.
Damnit now you've got my brain stuck in hearing the Drifter's proper voice!!!
Bring me those motes (erhem) “samples” and I’ll make you rich brother! I promise.
The Reloading Brasch Tactics was the first ad I got on TV, and I'm glad I got that so I could train myself not to reload immediately after a kill like in most other shooters.
Yeah helldivers 2 is the only game I've ever seen with realistic gun reloading
the game will actually warn you about it if you reload early too many times, so i can appreciate that they know its a bit of a funky mechanic to get used to
@@XD-sc4ixTarkov has both careful reload that doesn't throw away a mag and a emergency that throws it away for faster reload time
@@XD-sc4ixghost recon wild lands has the same mechanic in ghost mode
7:17 aw man, now how am I supposed to enjoy their screams of agony if they’re not in pain?
You didn't get this from me, (but I think they lie about the bugs not felling pain)
Because their cries of agony are actually their final words trashing our democracy. Don't let up until they're silent and have learned the error of their ways.
@@laggyexplosions7560they are screaming in rage at not living to see Freedom fade from Super Earth.
@@laggyexplosions7560 Are you saying that the ministry of truth is lying? Do I need to report you to your democracy officer?
@lightningmcquuen I II I WOULD NEVER... Why would you thinnK such thhing hahaha...
Just bought my 29th bottle of Eagle Sweat™! Its the best and only cologne out there that keeps me smelling like freedom! Terminid blood? *EAGLE SWEAT* ! Automaton oil? *EAGLE SWEAT* ! Sure to keep a helldiver smelling fresh the whole campaign
Illuminate...um, vapor? Eagle sweat!
I'll take 3!
Was just checking out some planets closer to super earth, and one was “Klen Dathe 2.” Sneaky sneaky.
🤣
Saw that too, nice reference from the devs
@@blecis74A reference to what?
@@beanlord6656 to Starship troopers, the planet they go to to fight the bugs is called Klendathu.
There's another one called Zegema. Like Zegema beach.
Love the fact that the news network is called "Strawman news"
I wonder if the part about "rebels" suggests that we'll either A) fight a human rebel faction or B) Rebel camps may spawn on planets and need to be exterminated like a secondary objective type idea, but I'm probably just overanalyzing it
Cadet Caspar: "Oh boy! I can't wait to end those alien sympathizers! Long may Super Earth live!"
Sniper Cedrick: "Honestly, I would feel sorry for themselves, but they only just [REDACTED] themselves when going against the best chance of actually living, so... long may Super Earth live."
2:50 The numbers add up to 100 percent! A true hallmark of democracy and factual freedom, when the math adds up. Glory for Super Earth!
Wait I thought that math was facist?
@stevecrafter518 if there is no math we dont know how Many planets are left to freedomize
@@stevecrafter518We use Managed mathematics over here, the clean good version of the fascist and **evil** Math.
@@MynameisG. ahhh I see. Glad that the Ministry of Truth has wiped that facist math for a superior and patriotic Mathematics!
6:10, When you take a step back and look at it, the stims from Super Earth are incredibly powerful, you could theoretically be unkillable in the battlefield if a constant supply of Stim juice is pumped in you.
Good thing they have certifiably zero addictive substances in them!
Imagine just having a backpack constantly fuelling you on stim
That sounds like a powerful enemy
I imagine they aren't actually as miraculous as they seem. It's probably a cocktail of drugs designed to stop bleeding and ignore pain and also pump the soldier full of stimulants to keep them going. There's a training manual tip in the loading screens that rejects the possibility stims have addictive properties lending some truth to that interpretation. And it wouldn't be far from what's established for Super Earth to push a product like it as something far better than what it actually is and casually skip over any side effects it might have.
Except for the part where you dramatically increase the risk of minor heart explosion. (Major is when the heart explosion escapes the body)
Eaglesweat is my favorite drink. It makes my mouth smell good.
I don't think it's a drink
@@WarpGhost92 you underestimate my democracy.
@@WarpGhost92to embrace freedom on the outside you need it on the inside too.
Brasch Tactics has the same Energy as Deep thoughts with the Deep
6:06 "next time you find yourself unable to run, aim, or stay alive"
I think the most underrated joke in this game is that specifically the US territory is never shown on any of the maps or images of Earth. You at most get some canada.
Not surprising. Super Earth's capital is in Sweden.
Some Redditor: "This isn't satire, guyyyyyyyyzzz!!!! >:( "
The in-game propaganda: “Now they will find out just how hard every man, woman and child over 7 will work to stop them!”
for Super Earth and for Democracy!
It's the law!
SIR YES SIR
Hell divers is basically a game based solely on the tv segments seen in "Starship Troopers" and not the rest of the movies XD
Or the book but that goes without saying.
Voting day: annual holiday to celebrate the _idea of voting._
Im absolutely rolling after hearing all of these, this is awesome. They did not have to add or record these clips but they did, and its awesome. I love the game and devs.
I really hope they continue to add more and more as the war progresses
"Skepticism is treason! Treason... is *bad."* 😆
The fact that Klendathu also exists in this universe is freaking great.
Hope we see a Super Earth/UEF Crossover later. That'd be EPIC.
This game truly makes Starship Troopers look subtle by comparison.
I love that Strohmann news is literally judt Strawmann but in german.
BRASCH TACTICS use them, or D I E T R Y I N G
Edit: typo
*Brasch
@@grimgrahamch.4157 thanks
3:27 I love the writing in this game man
I love how they could've just said "always behind cover" for ABC but didn't
Every child over 7 lmao
As it should be. For Democracy!
Truly inspiring. Thank you for your service you brave, brave man.
Destroying the emeries of Freedom and Managed Democracy is a job for both men and Women. Heck even those who prescribe to no gander orientation can join the fight to bring the light of managed democracy to those who have none.
every time I hear "and now another helpful tip from general Brasch" I drop what I'm doing and go to TV
Thank you for this compilation! Aced my citizen ship calcification exam!!!!!!!!!
May liberty guide you, Helldiver
I swear some of these give me flashbacks to sitting in medical and waiting on my appointment while AFN was playing in the waiting room
I would like to see more of the regular super earth military, given the Helldivers are more an extreme paratrooper squad
You see them on every drop. Regretably only some parts of them though.
@@BIGESTbladeBudget usually goes to us.
Those we find bits and pieces of are usually armed with double barrels and flame throwers, which are probably just farmer's tools.
Note the phrase "Last line of offense"
Very rarely, the game can drop a squad of regular SEAF troopers from a Pelican to support you. They typically don't last very long.
@@danylcoye8465 Wait, what? Source?
13:54 this is both the funniest yet most depressing ad here.
These ads has a vibe of Cyberpunk 2077 TV ads and it just too good lmao
Join the mobile infantry and save the world.
SERVICE. GUARANTEES. CITIZENSHIP
Im doing my part!
I really hope they start adding community made propaganda pieces. would be sick AF.
It would if they only could stop with their Malevolon creek obsession.
In that case I'll definitely put some more propaganda but for a different side which I work for.
@@carlosd.163yeah they should get over that we already defeated them we gave thousands of their troops PTSD from destroying them in the jungle as they heard are great theme song they should stick to killing bugs that seems to be more fair.
Who let this Automaton be able to type in OUR super network?! I'm reporting this to the nearest Democracy Officer in order to find the robot sympathizer's whereabouts!
@@Automaton2337Too bad for you, we kicked you back out of the Greek.
I love that Super Earth have to constantly air infomercials to teach helldivers simple tactics like "conserve ammo" or "team work is important". Not only do they help the most uneducated of players, it also implies that helldiver training is so rushed that they resorted to leaving such basic knowledge to informercials for helldivers to learn once they're sent off to the front.
NJ with the capture, looks good. can tell by the sound you captured this ingame and cut it, well done.
Thanks, the sound was the biggest hurdle, getting the background ambient rumble out as much as possible.
@@MacLeod- Sounded good, the brightness could have been turned down a touch but I've noticed a lot of people roll pretty high brightness, oh and sometimes having hdr on just does that too when recording so meh...
7:06: I always picture 2 guys trying (and failing) to get the sweat of a literal eagle.
they put in some starship troopers references in the planets names. KLEN DAHTH 2 and ZEGEMA PARADISE are nearest to super earth
Has anyone else heard the ad for the "genetic recycling vats" yet?
The second one kinda gives "arbeit macht frei" vibes
I will buy 5 bottles of Eagle Sweat right f-ing now 😂😂😂
Wait, pulling present from fire!?
Sweat, blood, no tears.
I understand that it's satire, but man they live in a dystopia; the developers really nailed the political hellscape aspect. Almost makes me feel bad for fighting for super earth
This smacks of dissident talk. I'm calling the democracy officer
This is like warhammer 40k.
It's either a bad government or suffering genocide or conquest.
Woah, woah, woah... Woah. That's treason talk!
Reported to democracy officer. Prepare for relocation to Freedom Camp
suspicious talk there citizen...
“Would you like to know more?”
*DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSFIES*
I feel like i just been brainwashed
Damn That Burst Fire Sound A Whole Lot Familiar...
Kinda Like A Battle Rifle. Hmmm...
The feeling when your Satirical propaganda is sounding like current Real life propaganda.
Ok smart guy, name one foreign power you don't subscribe to the propaganda on. Or do you think everyone but the usa does the propaganda? 😂
democracy !
liberty !
independence !
freedom !
justice !
old spice: BEAR GLOVE! *crushes eagle sweat beneath an oversized BOOT*
I keep thinking Brasch is just going to cook a Terminid
Thank you. This can keep programs such as Helldive News running that way they are. Keep up the loyal work, diver.
I love these so much. Theyre hilliarious.
Good job getting all these together! Hope you plan on doing the future ones. Subscribed!
I honestly commend for putting so much effort into these propaganda material
it honestly feels like a real commercial propaganda stuff but the parodies just give it away
The sheer amount of liberty and freedom in this video brings a tear to my eye
13:55
Wait...they escaped the "FARMS?"
A class A citizen sounds straight out of starship troopers lol
I bet they had an absolute blast working on these
I LOVE SUPER EARTH!!!!!
Really makes me wunder how life is for the average person.
I can’t hear Brasch without immediately picturing The Drifter from Destiny, but wearing a general’s uniform…
Constantly expecting one of his tactics videos to devolve into him talking about what Termanids taste like.
10:03 I had that pop up in game and by some crazy miracle, the TV in my ship and this video and my ship TV were PERFECTLY synced.
3:30 "...Man, woman, and child over seven." has me rolling
i like the mention of the alcubierre drive, they clearly know space stuff
14:22 PETA trying to prove themselves be like
We need more of this honestly
I love how it’s called “Strohmann News”.
Strohmann is german for straw man
“Every child over seven”
Gotta love democracy and liberty
I would by eagle sweat. I wanna smell like a true patriot
Fun fact: there is no such thing as eagle sweat. Eagles, like all other birds, can't sweat and pant to dissipate heat instead.
Sweat is generally a mammalian trait.
These ad's would fit into the game's loading screens, like CP2077 did showcasing the world building while you're waiting to play the game.
13:27 "Managed Democracy" might be my favourite. Guy gets to vote, but the vote is just one button to vote, then it congratulates him for voting. Meanwhile the speaker mentions *choice* XD
Given how Managed Democracy is said to work, it's pretty accurate. When it's time to vote, you answer a questionnaire, and the algorithm picks a candidate for you. Congratulations! You voted! :D