The Morse is probably the best item I have ever purchased. As a single mother of 4 kids, the morse has significantly helped our family bond together by allowing us to ride our horse as a team (except for Jimmy, we don't allow him near our horse due to incidents in the past). I'll be honest, I thought the morse with the whole family sitting on it would be too much for Robbert to carry (Robert is our horse from Italy), but to my surprise, Robert didn't feel any pain or discomfort at all and even started to shit gold after about a week of use. I am beyond happy with this product, I hope they release a similar product for our tortoises, Ronald and Randy, so we can finally dominate the weekly Tuesday Tortoise Triathalon that takes place in our town.
Hey dad, It's Jimmy, I just want to say I'm FUCKING PISSED, that you won't let me come home any more, just for losing the Tuesday Tortoise Triathlon. I will come back, without any fancy tools and my ITALIAN TORTOISE is going to win the TTT (Tuesday Tortoise Triathalon), without any help from YOU, OR YOUR MORSE. -Your fucking son, Jimmy.
Dad, you know Robert was the one who kicked Mrs. Ferguson on the face, I had nothing to do with that please forgive me... I haven’t seen you and my family in a long time. And mom is here with me, what are you saying?
I talked to my eye doctor about purchasing these so called "glasses." He just laughed at me and said to stop referencing Dunkey videos. Glasses aren't real.
I asked my Doctor the same and he just stared at me and said "What, ya mean like those dumbass Minions? Minions are retarded!!" I haven't gone back to see him since this incident. You see, my grandfather was a minion and I simply can't stand bigots that speak negatively of them.
Horse Humps has been a huge help in my day to day life. Traveling through the desert to trade my shoes with an Indian man for a bag of rice has never been easier! Normal Horses just never fit the job, theyd always die midway through the journey but ever since these Horse Humps came into the mail, that hasnt been a problem!
Ever since the release of blue Cheetos, It's had a large and positive impact on my life. Unlike the fattening option of hot flaming Cheetos, blue Cheetos provide me with a healthy and fruity option. It's large dose of vitamins and blue cheese ranch have helped me change my Heath forever. I wouldn't be the same person without blue Cheetos.
Insert picture of your now skinnier self inside your previous oversized pants (holding the extra fabric with one hand and the other hand giving a huge thumbs up with blue-stained fingers)
The Relocator is one of those once in a lifetime ideas that most people pass up on because it is ahead of its time, but will make millions. I’m all in.
@@Neodeleux Also at first you think that it's "Morse" because of Morse code to communicate with your family about horses, but then it turns out it's just a stupid pun. Literally cried from laughter. Amazing.
Naw, you got it wrong, it was invited by John trail when he decided to put organs on a long road. Unfortunately he was actually a dumbass, since he misspelled organ.
Jack-in-the-box. Best laugh I've had in about 3 months. I couldn't read the titles and slogans I was too busy laughing. Thank you. It's been a hard 2 years for me and I really needed that.
@@derlehmann7814 One of the Jackbox Party Packs. The games shown off were Quiplash (Applebees one), Tee KO (T-shirt one) and one that I can't remember the name off.
Now my family and I have been using Morse for a really long time. It has drastically improved our mode of travel. Before we would have to have 27 horses to carry all of us ,but with Morse it only takes 12 now. It is a great product and can’t wait for their next product. Definitely buying any other products
Maybe we should. Horses are ok early game but at MIL tech 6 and above inf starts to catch on and at MIL tech 16 and beyond they are trash. You are way better investing in Inf+Art unless your tech group is Nomadic or you are Poland. We're talking about EU IV, right...? 9. 9
I being a huge fan of horses, I do not agree with this idea, most problems with horses can be solved by buying new parts for your current horse or just buying a new horse
I think Jacky Chan is a super talented man and this video really shows his strenght. I don't know anybody that can hold and not break a perfectly smooth card box like Jack Chan. Thank you dinkle for this amazing review of one of his talents.
I love you dunky. You make me laugh every day I watch you. I can’t wait to see your video on smash ultimate. And if you don’t it is ok because you will always beat sky no doubt. I hope you and your girl have nice day. I also can’t wait for Super Mario Bros 2 to get game of the year award once again. See ya later
The Morse is probably the best item I have ever purchased. As a single mother of 4 kids, the morse has significantly helped our family bond together by allowing us to ride our horse as a team (except for Jimmy, we don't allow him near our horse due to incidents in the past). I'll be honest, I thought the morse with the whole family sitting on it would be too much for Robbert to carry (Robert is our horse from Italy), but to my surprise, Robert didn't feel any pain or discomfort at all and even started to shit gold after about a week of use. I am beyond happy with this product, I hope they release a similar product for our tortoises, Ronald and Randy, so we can finally dominate the weekly Tuesday Tortoise Triathalon that takes place in our town.
How do people think of this.
But you're dad
This comment adds so much lore to Dunkey's epic saga :)
Hey dad, It's Jimmy, I just want to say I'm FUCKING PISSED, that you won't let me come home any more, just for losing the Tuesday Tortoise Triathlon. I will come back, without any fancy tools and my ITALIAN TORTOISE is going to win the TTT (Tuesday Tortoise Triathalon), without any help from YOU, OR YOUR MORSE.
-Your fucking son, Jimmy.
Dad, you know Robert was the one who kicked Mrs. Ferguson on the face, I had nothing to do with that please forgive me... I haven’t seen you and my family in a long time. And mom is here with me, what are you saying?
“Morse” was brilliant.
lol
More+Horse I say its a masterpiece
Had me in tears 😂
Just figured out in his Japan horse race video there's a cameo to morse and I lost it
@@AbhinavRoy one might say a "morse-terpiece"
I talked to my eye doctor about purchasing these so called "glasses." He just laughed at me and said to stop referencing Dunkey videos. Glasses aren't real.
I asked my Doctor the same and he just stared at me and said "What, ya mean like those dumbass Minions? Minions are retarded!!"
I haven't gone back to see him since this incident. You see, my grandfather was a minion and I simply can't stand bigots that speak negatively of them.
I'm The Map He was probably killed by his own kind you filthy half minion
But in photo you wear them
@@funguy398 someone invented them after this video
I know because I wear them too
This Is A Minion
Thanks to Morse, I could jump my entire family over the river without worrying about the complications of a wagon.
What game is that shooting game anyway...xD
But wagons have horses.
@@froilanjosephpaz4941 It's called Super Amazing Wagon Adventure.
Bill still starved to death from the lack of corn though
Horse Humps has been a huge help in my day to day life. Traveling through the desert to trade my shoes with an Indian man for a bag of rice has never been easier! Normal Horses just never fit the job, theyd always die midway through the journey but ever since these Horse Humps came into the mail, that hasnt been a problem!
Can you combine any of these products? Is there a Horse Humps adaptation for my Morse?
Does your horse have a name?
fellow gamers, dunkey just loved my comment. this, well this moment is pretty fr*ckin epic if you ask me
codean your an absolute legend
Tuskegee Ace i have not tried yet, as i am currently in the middle of a journey to India for some rice
Ever since the release of blue Cheetos, It's had a large and positive impact on my life. Unlike the fattening option of hot flaming Cheetos, blue Cheetos provide me with a healthy and fruity option. It's large dose of vitamins and blue cheese ranch have helped me change my Heath forever. I wouldn't be the same person without blue Cheetos.
Insert picture of your now skinnier self inside your previous oversized pants (holding the extra fabric with one hand and the other hand giving a huge thumbs up with blue-stained fingers)
booo
But does it make you feel like a smurf?
We could all use better Heath.
Definitely a lil xan fan
i like how idubbbz is ethan
Wait was that idubbbz i couldn't tell
@@nickdiamond9265 if you turn on captions, you can also see it there too
Always watch his vids with captions, it adds a bit more to the funny
no you dingus thats ethan klein from the youtube channel pewdiepie
That's actually Markiplier from GameGrumps
Morse
I’m crying
Adam Jones by far the best one
More+horse=Morse...🤔😤
GENIUS😳
Same, same
@@demarcusmilton8380 how long did it take you to figure that one out, Einstein.
@@SharpSangalli same time it took for you to realize it was sarcasm(not quick enough) on a video a year old.😁
literally nobody offered to help jack out of that box
CircleToonsHD how ya doing my Boi?
Omg, its TheOddOnesOut! Love your content man!
*The Toonster has joined the chat*
ITS YOUUUU
Hey it's that funny guy
The Morse gave me a headache from hiding my laughing at work
Are you me I just made a fool of myself at my uni's library
I died too, LMAO
Tired of running out of Horse?
MORE HORSE
Isn't it just a wagon? I don't get it.
This game really makes you feel like Jackbox
Schaffrillas Productions no no no, it makes you FEEL like Jackbox.
Big difference.
Schaffrillas Productions, what are you doing here?!
Hey, it's Schafrillas!
Sumbitch, I TOLD YOU you'd NEVER eat lunch in this town AGAIN!!!
ayyy schaf wassup
Schaffrillas Productions Lazy Comment.
Dunkeys videos can be re-watched
without getting boring . He's my go to youtuber . Great video
I can confirm, my internet died and the only video i had already loaded was this.
Can also confirm but cant confirm the number of times I've really watched a good bunch of his videos
I read this in my third time watching this
He best youtube ever
Except the death stranding dunkview, absolute gahbage
That last product was so good I went out and got one for each of my eyeballs!
bro im crying this is the funniest vid ive seen in ages
The great thing about Quiplash is that as long as you know how to spell peenis you have a shot at winning
Uncultured Swine Entertainment *peanus. God, spell it right...
Brian Balmforth bro it's actually penus
Um actually it’s spelled beenus
*peenoous
paynus
So we’re just gonna ignore the genius of the relocator?
Idubbz
I mean... Ethan Klein
It sends it somewhere else!
Everyone is already relocated. No problem anymore.
Best part of the whole video.
1:55
“The future is now boomer”
This video was ahead of its time.
but boomers existed way longer than this stupid meme
nik und so ok boomer
@@Refrigerator44 funny
@@volnik2438 ok boomer
“Ok boomer” was a meme a long time ago
DUNKEY WITH IDUBBBZ?!?!
what dimension i'm existing here?!
No thats Ethan Klein
Man, he sounds exactly like iDubbbz here
Ya, it's totally iDubbbz
hehe really went downhill after he said norbit is bad
Thestankfish As someone who is unfamiliar with both of them, I read this comment thread thinking the joke must be that they are the same person
The Relocator is one of those once in a lifetime ideas that most people pass up on because it is ahead of its time, but will make millions. I’m all in.
It took humanity this many years to combine a diaper and a pneumatic tube.
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 it was right in front of our faces this whole time
@@CezaMVO Well technically it was right behind our, well, behind this whole time
@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 even better
desertlillys a long tube investment
Morse absolutely murdered me. Put it on my tombstone. I want to go into the afterlife riding a Morse.
The others were funny, but Morse killed me.
Morse was brilliant
I am still laughing about Morse
I deadass dont get the joke
@@thekingofrockandroll8813 more horse = morse it had extra seats for more people lol
"It just hooks up... Down below...
And _it_ *_sends it somewhere e l s e..._* "
Hey, get outta here Lays, we all know you here to steal the Blue Cheetos idea.
LMAOOO that Morse had me crying
I also cried at Morse, definitely the funniest thing I've seen in awhile
I feel stupid, I don't get the joke.
@@Lexender More Horse = Morse, that's why there was an appendage tied to the horse legs so he could carry more people.
@@Lexender Morse, as in more horse because there is an extension to the horse💀💀
@@Neodeleux Also at first you think that it's "Morse" because of Morse code to communicate with your family about horses, but then it turns out it's just a stupid pun.
Literally cried from laughter. Amazing.
The relocator is proof that idubbbz is to advanced of a human being
But that wasnt idubbbz it was Ethan klein
He should start a kickstarter for the Relocator. That way it would be *literal* kickstarter "crap"
@@wolfman6238 look at the link in the description. Ethan's shows idubbbz link not h3h3.
@@MrDan2454 yeah but the name says Ethan klein and donkey would never lie to us
Idubbbz would definitely lie to us tho
do my ears deceive me or is that dear idubbbz guest starring as ethan klein
Yeah its confused me for a while cuz i actually know idubbz's real name and i keep replayin thinkin where's ethan and where's idubbbz
M. Isaac it was clearly a joke and was very obviously idubbbz its not rocket science
Is idubbbz playing as Ethan Klein a subliminal message that he has a content cop on H3H3 coming soon?
@@zzyrax7938 yeah no shit sherlock it was when i read the description that i thought i mixed the twos name
you should restart your device
Can we all APPRECIATE that Dunkey puts 10 seconds at the end of his videos so TH-cam's dumbass video block annotations don't litter our screen??
Its nice to see Ian making friends
he should make videos instead
friends that aren't the kleins
I hope to god the Morse won
I have not received royalties
@@ChipsMcClive Nice.
Oregon Trail was invented by John Trail when he caught dysentery twice at the same time
Naw, you got it wrong, it was invited by John trail when he decided to put organs on a long road. Unfortunately he was actually a dumbass, since he misspelled organ.
"Twice at the same time" Phahahahha, thats so good
Dunkey yelling "why are the BLUE??" is my favorite thing he's ever done.
Im so happy someone else found that as monumentally funny as I did.
Crunchy Cheez Doodles are in a blue bag
iDubbbzGames comeback???
Clearly that was Ethan Klein
I had a double take at that moment
Clearly that's Ian
@@beautifulstuff5630 I'm pretty sure it was idubbz playing as ethan..
@@beautifulstuff5630 I just looked at the description. Its idubbz
I clicked on this video expecting the group to bully one person like everyone does with quiplash. And of course it was Jessie.
and of course i'm going to spell his damn name wrong.
@@HarryBook I thought that was the point
@@HarryBook actually this is the proper spelling if im not mistaken
WoAKing nah it’s actually Jesse, I have a friend named the same thing
KillerKat actually though i have a friend whos name is spelled jessie whether he likes it or not
idubbbz in this video pog
Ethan Klein from H3H3*
James Earl Jones*
a donkey*
Guys, come on. That's clearly professional actor Timothy Brentwood.
I love how Ian is just calmly introduced as Ethan Klein
*This is a Minion*
This is a eskimo.
This is a chicken wing
This is an Applebees.
This is a Jackie Chan
This is a celery.
Best one in a while, Dunkey. This one’s going straight to the favorites.
Same, this one is hilarious. Right up there with Comedy Night
12/10 a true mastapiece
This video really makes you FEEL like relocating.
Commander_Ninja why? Its funny.
omg I laughed so hard at this. needa play it w my friends sometime
@Rich Prune its worth it for the homie kiss on the forehead at night no homo
Proving Demons pull me over
Rich Prune bruh
Oh hey IDUBBBZ nice to see you on TH-cam again, see ya again in a month 😭
His last video was 10 days ago
Lmao
Do you mean Ethan Klein?
Samuel Wright guys that is 100% him doing the relocator
@@laynewarner937 No, that was Ethan Klein???
houston, we have a bruh moment
Tasty!
Peenu5
the grammy goes to, Bruh sound effect #2
Bruh
We need more
im better than fluppy
Berd how many shrimps did you have to eat to make your skin turn pink? Did you eat too much? Did you get sick? Shrimps are pretty rich aren’t they.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
No u
@@0subscriberswithnovideosch774 That is a depressing statement. Berd isn't "that flamingo guy".
Collab Collab
"This is a Minion" made me laugh for like five minutes straight.
I didnt know Ethan Klien was iDubbz
you spelled it wrong, edups is the correct version
I thought that was the best part of the video. I nearly pissed myself laughing when i heard his voice
@@bradying807 Yeah, I had to check the description because I couldn't believe I was hearing iDubbbz in a dunkey video.
Tanguo whys that surprising?
*Video starts*
“It’s me, Donkey..”
*Instantly liked*
i too would like to know about the latest horse
One reply huh
it seems like the joke they wanted you to make was "horse dot com" or something similar like "horsefacts dot com"
You should've traded your blue Cheetos to the Indians for the glow in the dark relocator.
It's scary that I can pick out IDubbbz voice and didn't even notice it said "Ethan Klein" on it. Geez.
FarlyCreates he does have a really distinctive voice
low T
Yeah I did the same
@@theadventuresofmeeeeEspecially when blasting mad diss tracks. Kind of like Leah's voice. She has such a distinctive voice and laugh!
This may be the funniest video you’ve ever uploaded. I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard.
I recommend "comedy night", also one of the greatest videos
yes
@@changein3d That one is indeed a classic
I don't like Dunkey because he is Jack's
Go B0T Hey I remember you
Yes he’s mine
Well, guess it's time to go to Applebee's then
He is actually of box decent.
I work at an ad agency and I'm totally going to show this video to the squad so we can make funnier ads that you guys can adblock.
You guys suck, if there were any good ads I'd watch them
@Ved Singh yep
The greatest thing about jack’s box is how it really makes you *FEEL* like Jack
And when I log off of jacks box I jack off.
_Jacksfilms really made a fun game._
To bad he can't see his creation from that box.
Plot hole. his forehead is too big he couldn't fit in the box
Man, I love jacksepticeye
I like the bravely default music.
Came looking for this
what's the track called?
@@Sabertooth1000000000 Bravely Default - Baby Bird
@@Sabertooth1000000000 I think it's "Baby Bird" which is Edea's theme
But Dunk doesn't like jrpg's
I was laughing so hard at each joke, I could hardly breathe in between them. Thank you Dunkey and friends.
Yeah, I stopped listening to this guy after he didn’t didn’t vote for conkers bad fur day.
so he did vote for conkers bad fur day?
That would be an excellent trade though
But are you implying it's a bad deal to trade your soul for the game?
Shut up Jesse
"when you're here you go to apple bees"
When you're here, you're go to Applebee's
cant believe he got the famous Ethan Klein from H3H3 to be in his videos, his channel really seems to be taking off
You mean ethan klein from idubbbztv
AustrianKronos don’t you mean Ethan Klein from The H3 Podcast, an up and coming original podcast.
@@strikerprod7955 When is h3h3's next content cop?
@@apullcan The next content cop will most likely feature Ethan Klein.
@@keeleon nope
1:54 They predicted the Boomer meme
hurr durr the word boomer didnt exist until a month ago!!!1
@@0p10ids7 Dunkey: "This guy's gay!"
wow why are they using our new words that we came up with
go back to reddit
Please tell me you're joking.
The Oregon Trail really is a top-quality, high-intellect game
Better than Fallout 76 or Diablo Immortal anyway
Jackpot: Spaghetti and Meatballs
thank god they invented the morse. how else was i supposed to go to the store to get flamin hot cheetos with my friends?
Why would you go all the way to the store when you have regular cheetos at home?
My twin!
Jack-in-the-box. Best laugh I've had in about 3 months. I couldn't read the titles and slogans I was too busy laughing. Thank you. It's been a hard 2 years for me and I really needed that.
The last game was fun AF. Pls more
Can anyone tell me how the game is called? It looks mad fun
@@derlehmann7814 One of the Jackbox Party Packs. The games shown off were Quiplash (Applebees one), Tee KO (T-shirt one) and one that I can't remember the name off.
Der Lehmann Patently stupid.
@@bulkypigeon Thanks!
this game is pretty good but dolphine tank easily beats it. 7/10
Woah, it's mad soldier. I guess you unsubed from unitlost lol
But of course dolphin tank beats it. Adding dolphin to anything makes it an easy 10/10.
The problem? Too much water.
R u kreal?
I thought you were dead!
And for those reasons I’m *IN*
Hugh Jack Man from X-Man is perhaps my favorite video game developer next to Hideo Kojima. Truly a marvel in the gaming industry.
2 years later and I can’t tell if anyone saw what you did there
Red Dead 3 really had a graphical downgrade. Ubisoft at it again, YOU BLEW IT REGGIE
Bumbler interactive should step up their game
Where do I get those glasses?
From Gru.
Hell.
”normal cheetos exists”
*and for that reason ”im out”*
Morse. This guy just invented the fucking lightbulb.
This makes you really feel like a shark tank
Fun fact: videogamedunkey is actually a dunkey disguise as a videogame
Is that the horse from the Horsey Times?
What is this a crossover episode?
;)
That horse moves on to race in Dunkey’s Horse Racing video! What an icon!
@@lilmandygirl how dare you speak the name of the amazing Ikon Clan
SmokiFY don’t
I laughed, I cried, I gigglesnorted then died.
Poetic
Why did this video have to end?
So that you could hear some Bravely Default music during the end screen
No sharks 0/10
Typical EA E3 Bait and Switch tactics...
Dude you and I have so much in common
I don't know why, but I lost it at Morse.
“Why is it blue!” Is funnier than it has any right being
Now my family and I have been using Morse for a really long time. It has drastically improved our mode of travel. Before we would have to have 27 horses to carry all of us ,but with Morse it only takes 12 now. It is a great product and can’t wait for their next product. Definitely buying any other products
I agree, it is a very epic product.
Jackie Chan throwing boxes sound effect #2
How to properly clean your metal computer why did you kill Justin y
How to properly clean your metal computer.
Step 1
How to properly clean your metal Jackie Chan throwing boxes sound effect #2
StOp
Second time I saw you in the comments, who are you?
Can we please have more Dunkbox videos?
Yeah we know all about your secret Dunkey videos you have hidden away for your own enjoyment! Fork em over pal!
Almost 4 years later, I'm still cry laughing at "Morse"
Horses are the cause of most of the problems in this video.
Can we ban horses in EU?
dinkle doesnt care cuz he's american
Maybe we should. Horses are ok early game but at MIL tech 6 and above inf starts to catch on and at MIL tech 16 and beyond they are trash. You are way better investing in Inf+Art unless your tech group is Nomadic or you are Poland.
We're talking about EU IV, right...? 9. 9
Can we copy strike horses?!
I being a huge fan of horses, I do not agree with this idea, most problems with horses can be solved by buying new parts for your current horse or just buying a new horse
@@TheMFJulio do I look like I have the money to buy a brand new crank shaft for my horse?
nice bravely default music
Bravely Dedunk confirmed? How could it not with Dunkey's love for RPG's?
This video reminds me of when dunkey beat sky in smash
This comment reminds me of when beef stew asked dunkey to play bookworm adventures
Less then 2weeks remaining, and we'll be reminded of that glorious moment again.
This started out slow, but by the end I was legit crying with laughter. 12/10 Dunkey content
This game really makes me feel like a morse
Red Dead Redemption 3 confirmed?
ur videos maek me laff
Are you the new Morgan Lemons
I pronounce you
_Shark bait_
I hope you catch the dead
SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA
Dunkey you are the only one who has been able to make me smile throughout the years thank you
Give us petscop 2 before pyrocynical or you can't buy knack 3D BABY!!!
WHY ARE THEY BLUE?!
Ayyy hype train!
I gotta say, normal Cheetos changed my life
for the worse...
4:07 kills me everytime
The time it takes Dunkey to comprehend it. I’m in tears
Now “Morse” seems like an incredible idea but can we take it to other animals?
Introducing “more dunkey”
That River is symbolicly saying you and your whole family will practically be swimming in dysentery
Waiting for that Dunkview on Fallout 76! Can not wait for that!
I sure hope his opinion is the same as mine
That statement's pretty contradictory...
I think Jacky Chan is a super talented man and this video really shows his strenght. I don't know anybody that can hold and not break a perfectly smooth card box like Jack Chan. Thank you dinkle for this amazing review of one of his talents.
not something I would have expected from the humble puerto rican
I love you dunky. You make me laugh every day I watch you. I can’t wait to see your video on smash ultimate. And if you don’t it is ok because you will always beat sky no doubt. I hope you and your girl have nice day. I also can’t wait for Super Mario Bros 2 to get game of the year award once again. See ya later
Daniel Hood gimme your v bucks
Wholesome dunkey comment is wholesone
Hey man you never know. The votes aren't in yet!
@@AdiDoinStuff SOMETHING IS FISHY HERE
This is so sweet.
I came, I saw, I liked, now I wait till next week
genuinely one of my favorite dunk videos, all his jackbox ones are so good