Ep 418 - Street Jokin'
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 ก.ค. 2024
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00:00:00 - street joka
00:00:50 - tummy gone brazy somebody call da docta
00:03:50 - the cards are gone so be it
00:05:50 - magical town hall
00:10:50 - friendly mean, ceelo, & segals at the saturday after party 😳
00:15:50 - greek vs Roman
00:17:50 - stayin up 2 what's the point anyways Farley / belushi style
00:19:50 - pssst I'll be behind the coach
00:22:50 - ancient oat meal
00:25:00 - yea dude we're in an ice age
00:27:30 - adverts THANKS hamilton devices & manscaped
00:30:30 - graham hancock and the so called experts
00:33:50 - breakin news - give him a break he's just kiddin
00:36:50 - leave Elon & dave alone
00:38:50 - Stanford prison experiments & takin advantage of the human psyche
00:41:50 - life in the stony lonesome
00:44:50 - street jokez
00:50:20 - Shane's experience w master mencia
00:52:50 - fetterman fit at the clerb
00:55:20 - Shane's a snipa // talkin shop
00:59:15 - adverts THANKS Fitbod & First Person
01:02:50 - don't budge till ur terms are reached
01:05:50 - shout out Josh - บันเทิง
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Trying to quit vaping but thankfully Lucy nicotine gum has allowed nicotine to keep its grip on me. Thanks Dawgs!
Yes im 39 and by 40 i want to be done with the cigs and vapes never fully transitioned to vapes but at 40 the only thing going in my lungs is chem trails n weed smoke. I need to check out the Lucy gum
Have you tried YoKratom? Now i have a nic and kratom addiction 😀
Try fentanyl
@@tmac6904 i did one too many times now im on suboxone
@@gillian_seed8358 your lucky you don't need methadone... must've been a minor fetty addiction?
Gardini killed the ad reads
Waah!! Baby wants mashed potatoes 😂 😇 👼
Why dat little otter gotta make daddy rock hard with those waggh
Big ups
Dude, how many throwaway accounts do you have? That monotone gay boy shit is trash, besides his ability to move some knobs, he's nothing.
@@b1gbuck yea dude you are way cooler. Idk why you're not on the mssp
I actually watched the entire ad read, Gard Dawg is hypnotic
if you dont watch the pod cast paid adds you are a commie
youtube adds can smd I Use BRAVE no adds for me baby
The cast is a life saver man. Imagine how many dawgz don't need some creepy therapist anymore because they got the love of dawgz washing over them. Every time I see Big Kahuna and the Shaman my depression takes off running. Love my international dawgz.
ما شاء اللّه
Alhamdulillah
Alhamdullah sadiki
Bro fr
Biiiiiird up!
When a dawg hears the treat bag wraslin around he comes running.
It’s beggginnnn
@@raydawg6364 I’d get it myself but I don’t have thumbs
I begin to drool
I run around in circles then lick my own crotch in excitement.
Pavlov KNOWS the dawgs
2 eps in one week? Inshallah my brothers.
Fortuna has truly blessed us
Bro put the bong down the last ep was last week
@@charismatic9467 4 episodes in a month? Praise the gods for this bounty
Wallah habibi
You might mean mashallah my brotha
Shane going to the SNL after party is like buying stuff from a grocery store you were fired from
No it isn’t
More like putting the grocery store on the brink of bankruptcy and coming back to gloat about it
Like going to the stores saturnalia party. Not so weird
True
Get hired then fired from the store, and have them trash your reputation all over town. Collect yourself and a few trusted associates and set up your own small market across town that gradually takes all of the grocery store's business. Word around town says the grocery store has become a corporate dump and a shell of what it once was, while your little market is where people can find the good stuff. Later go back to the supermarket, smile and wave at everyone (who know who you are and hate you, but have to pretend not to because of the social contract) and be charmingly spiteful; asking them how business has been. Say your goodbyes and steal a few candy bars & batteries on the way out...because you can. Salt Life, Dawggies.
Matt needs a mullet, and a 3 piece Pimp suit+feather hat combo.
Did you also think his hood was part of the mulley and it looked fly?
Norm had the best dirty Johnny joke
It’s incredible! Was about to comment that
th-cam.com/video/GskNV_XRZvU/w-d-xo.html
Thank god for the hatchery
My favorite norm joke 😅
that ones legendary! if you haven't, you should look at his welder joke as well, it goes hard!
If it weren't for the hatchery, we'd all be lost
Yessss continue this form of ad reads, please.
Best ad read since peak Cum Town
Matt's add reads were pretty legit too
Matt’s ad read with the Big Mac pumpkin cameo was hilarious
@@TheGRLFRNDS slowly realizing gardini is just cool adam...
^ this mfer listens to ads lmao
beanieshane low in the couch is his highest form
Shane looks like he’s recovering from a bad case of the “suds”😂
Tim Bull
It's close, but the Three Six shirt completes the form.
@@jaytxa2791 bro this comment put me out lmfao
Shane Gillis. You ARE the comic of this generation. We love you.
Answer to Gardini' joke : The canoe tips
Answer to Shane's joke : Santa enters from the chimney
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😅 Gardini
not antisemetic at all a great joke... a staple even.
without jews there would be no hollywood and no stand up.
Santa comes in thru the chimney and Jews leave from the chimney...classic Larry David type joke.
I always heard it as "Santa goes down the chimney"
And jews also stay in the attic
This is easily the best podcast ever. The chemistry these two dawgs have is iconic. Pretty sure god created the world so that these two goofs could be born, become best friends, and start recording their conversations
Dope comment brother.
Hey dawgz, I hope yall see this, im in school rn and having a little bit of a rough time and this helps alot. I only have a few weeks left so it's not that bad. But the mental health has dipped The last few months and these casts help
Stay strong Bull 🫡
You got this brother some day you will be living the dream
Pretty soon, life will start going by so fast. You won't even have the time to think about all that bummer stuff.
Power on through bro. You cant keep a good dawg down
Thx bros, I appreciate the community support
I love Cusky more than words could ever describe, but there is something about Shane bullying DeRosa on podcasts that stimulates my senses.
DeRosa eats punches of truth quite well tho.
Derosa needs it tho tbf
That bachelor party was wildin
Like Patrice used to do. Carrying that torch
@@codyquinn4954 Derosa must've been bullied by at least three generations of comedians at this point
This show is absolutely my favorite out of all of them.
So it's the only show you've seen? Burn.
Concur
The theme song will forever give me chills lol.
Dee deet deeeet dee, Wicky wil wil, wicky wicky wil, wicky wil, wicky wicky wil
so fire
2 episodes in one week makes me wanna start the next Crusades and spread the beautiful word of the Dawgz to all
It's 1 episode this week and one last week. Think
Brother the holy war has been raging for 20 years, you have nothing to start, but you can join us as we fight satans empire and win. Inshallah.
@@reedbruv2638 im thinking about ur mom
Kingdom of Heaven is free on youtube. For the dawgz.
Just the thought of us dawgs greeting Shane in a wheelchair rules
🤮🤮
The BritCom of 90s, 'Little Britain' already did it. Please Goog. Similarities with the Big Dawg clear to see.
Can't believe Shane let Matt eat out his girlfriends breakfast.
I get 15 days off a year, I am taking my entire holiday days and going to Florida next week to search for this card on the beach
Very salt life bro 🤙🍻
The boys out here shakin' it twice a week for the dolla bills
Last weeks episode was 2 days late. They usually drop every Wednesday.
Street Jokin NEEDS to be a regular segment on the cast
I'm re-listening to OT eps currently, this is probably the 25th time Matt has brought up the Milgram experiments
How can you listen to OT eps?
I laugh multiple times when I listen to this podcast every time!
No other podcast does that!
These guys speak my language.
awesome to see shane do theaters now wayched him since he was a pup and now hes bringing his boy to preform at the theater props for bringing your day 1 with u bro ........ keep killlin it bro love ur content dawg
this is truly the best cast out there god bless the dawgz🔥
Love me a pod drop at work!
Norm's take on the 'Little Johnny' joke is incredible - Dirty Johnny. The mud and the blood and the glory.
I work my ass off I’m about to do these dishes for the fam.. for the team… glad y’all posted!!
That low energy vape ad was funny AF
Nothing better than an ep with just the 2 dawgz. We are blessed 🙏🏻
Gaurd Dawg's monotone ad reads rule!
Check his cast suave the super ultimate audio visual experience
woah hold the fort shane spraining his ankle getting out of an uber is the funniest shit
Rockin’ the cast (& paytch) while traveling in Asia somehow makes it even better. 4th trip this year and still works. Thanks, boys 🤙
Love it when I look to see if any cool pods are up and this one just got uploaded 7 mins ago. Hell ya!
The Shaman dropped some real nuggets of wisdom this cast.
2 pods in one week how blessed are we by our god.
Thank you for uploading best of health and wealth to all involved.
28:51 had my coworkers staring at me while I was laughing 😂 my favorite add quote by far
I accidentally listened to this episode at 0.75x playback and thought you two were FUCKED up. Hilarity on top of hilarity.
Damn what did Gardini sound like? Uhhh Hamilton Devices uhhh..
Just knowing that Adam Friedland has graced that couch with his presence is what keeps bringing me back to this pod. i wake up in cold sweats and tell myself "i have to see this couch 1 more time" but 1 more time is never enough....
hhgay
Whos Adam Fineberg?
You mean Adam Eget? Ooooooh no...you're talking about that Edem bug guy. His sinister presence really grinds my gears.
keep this shit on reddit
@@LordConstrobuz maybe no
These ad reads are getting better and better
so overlooked but one of my favorite parts of the pod is the titles of the sections in the timeline
I 100% mean this is the only Podcast I do not skip the ads. You all should get 2 times as much ad money as the other ones because I actually listen to them I'm sure I'm not the only one Keep it up Bros
the gardini ads are amazing, gardini you are an irreplaceable part of the show
he is the new ben.
@@goomaboi gay
^^^
All 3 post gay
@@REAPER3fitty shut it nerd
make it four, queer^^
Gardawg's ad reads are eternally enlightening
I love how Shane thinks everyone drinks until they’re so hungover they have anxiety the next day.
Thankful that Fortuna has truly blessed us with laughter this week!
Wow. Great lighting and camera angles! Makes me want to watch this video!!
I can’t tell if this is sarcasm
Lol this guy's trying to get a better view of two dudes
Seems like a super random throwaway comment from a bot account that's vague enough to go under the radar. Or they're gay as fuck and it's what dude above me said, either way I'm gay
we need a whole hour of Gardini ad reads :)
The skis are happy this week, bless you gentlemen.
The ad reads are pretty quickly becoming a favorite of mine. From the dope engaging background to the terrorist execution video sound quality, top marks to the Guard Dog.
Greatest podcast duo OAT… truly
HUGE fan of the ad reads on this one
I watched this hammered at 1am and fell into a spiral of laughter at Gardini’s fitbod ad read
Just what I needed, the boys are always there for me, how great is our god 🙌
Shane going back to his roots with the beanie and tracksuit, good times ahead
FOUR MORE YEARS (of sweet ass casts)
Shanes about become Joe Swanson, rollin up on the chair just yolked
Guard Dog doing the ad reads is my new favorite thing.
Let’s gooo was watching the first episodes of stoner dadz for about 7 hours 😅
Bricked up like a McCusker for this one!!!!
I can think of three little Johnny jokes right off hand. I’m having a freaking aneurysm
My dog died today I can't tell you how much I needed this.
Why is this the best mssp in years?? I’m only half way in!
Two episodes in one week how fucking great is our God
Love It Dawgs
How great is our Lord for giving us yet another hot cast.
loved the ad read for Hamilton Devices big thumbs up dawgs
a canoe tips
Nothing like this and praying the rosary before bed on a wonderful Wednesday evening!
Ah, my weekly episode of 'What Shane watched on Netflix'
This is the best intro you guys ever did
Stomach goin braaazy 😂
Shane quit nearly everything he ever tried, got fired from the biggest comedy show in history and still became a comedy legend.
There is hope for all of us.
Well he and others worked VERY hard and deliberately on those Gilly and Keeves skits in order to generate interest for their own stand-up itself. And Matt really wanted the podcast to happen. Also, not many of us are just…. Idk. Not many people are “it” (to use a gay ass term). But through their specific life circumstances, the thoughts their specific experiences provide to them, and the thought put into their own thinking (Matt specifically lmao) they ended up being exactly “it.”
I’m basically saying all this for myself, so as to not try to even slightly justify my own shortcomings. But I do think it’s worth thinking about.
Keep the Gardawg ad reads going, they're great.
The dawgz have blessed us once again
The Gardinni ads are what I'm here for
Blessed be the DAWGs
Hangover anxiety is so real. I had to stop drinking because mine was so bad
Ya dude I just cry watching tik toks when I’m hungover
Yeah in right there with you, drank every single day for 10 years. Didn't miss a single day that I can remember. It all started with a few beers a night, then a 6er, the. A 12 pack, then a whole case, then went to a 12 and a pint of vodkey, then just to straight vodka and ended with two fifths a day. I feel so much better. Been 56 days and life is good.
@@BigBagg69 relapse, now that tolerance is nice and low
@@drugaddictwithknowledge9603 damn that is sinister lol
Keepin the Norm respect alive. Long live the GOAT.
Holy shit, that ankle. Thats gonna take so long to heal. I did that playing ball, and i wish i would have just broken it. A sprain takes so much longer to heal, it’s been like 4 months and my shit is still a little swollen and i cant put full power on it. Damn, Shane you better have been icing that bishhh
Wow what a great podcast
Norm tells his version of a little Johnny joke on Stern. It's on TH-cam.
The best version is from his own show with Stephen merchant. A little harder to find but it's out there
Cant stop thinking about that hide and seek street joke. been replaying it over and over lmao cant wait to use it on the boys
The Apostles blessing us on this glorious Wing Wednesday? Blessing upon us dawgs🙏
Praise Gillis Praise McCuscky for without them this world is shrouded in darkness
I always laugh at Shane’s video game conversations lmao. I play NCAA14 to this day and on battlefield 1 I am only good with a sniper rifle. 😂😂😂😂
Podcast is great guys, keep it up.
"why'd you do that" in response to Sean's joke is so funny
Its so cool that Shane has Rand Paul on as a guest every week
I thought it was manatee and mccusker
Behold Dawgs Together we defend Castle Grayskull from the evil forces of Skeletor. Crossing the River Styx to the Wednesday podcast feasts for the fortunate. 🎉 #432hz
The kings specifically knew I was going through something. Thanks for the extra upload kings
Shane’s posture makes my week
it won’t be long before matt becomes so big that he’ll have to go live out in the woods to get away from it all.
Needed this today guys! Shitty break up. need the dawgz
You guys just made my Wednesday. Guard Dawg, get some sleep, that ad read with the sheep... you sound like you've had 23 hours sleep but somehow still sound sleepy
The intros for M&SSP Are FUNNY OR DIE.
never a lame intro that dont make me laugh HARD Bros.
Thanks Cuzs....SOUTHIES FOR LIFE YALL
I just finished the last one! Hell yeah dawgz
lmao, the Gardini advertisement. i love it.