Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast Ep. 150 - Twizted Azz Jokerz [Oct. 9, 2019]
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Matt talking about feeling like youre about to lose your mind and then just kinda strongarming yourself back into sanity. Relatable af lol
Hell yeah dawg. This is the way for strong black conservatives like ourselves. #432hrz
So sick to see all the recent comments on the old eps. Eat up dawgz.
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
“Rewski jewski’s” 😂😂😂😂
Phil: “He’s been watching Waterboy at night”
Shane: “IM NOT WATCHING IT AT NIGHT DAAAD!”
“…..I’ve been watching it at night”
Stop with this stupid shit
Nice cast to revisit now that the dawg has risen above snl
It's funny how i came into this realm liking Shane but Matt won me over. Shane is a light in the loafers "oh no these advertisers and bud light won't like me!!". Meanwhile Matt is truly a shaman. The true zeitgeist. Doesn't care what the public says or does. He *is* the public
Precisely my feelings brother. Shane makes any situation funny, Matt’s mind unravels the fabric of every subject that touches it and brings the hint of delusion that makes it fun
Crazy to come back to these after years and see how much these two have grown
Weirdly Matt’s always ahead of the ball on so many things. He talked about Epstein before all that happened, Clinton being involved, he talks about so many psychological treatments before they pop off.
All that to say, just saw something about dopamine fasting, so it’s not just something he made up. Micrososing, ketamine, connection within society being infinitely important. He’s a true philosopher.
Matt knows what’s up before Matt knows what’s up… and Matt knew what was up before all of us. We all felt it, but Matt knew it.
@@JimmyJamesJimbothe shaman would be proud of your logic
13:05 "Ive been saving myself for my second marriage" 😂
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Fast forward to today and Shane is hosting SNL in a few weeks
14:05 is one of the funniest bits from the cast
Also 1:11:50 gets me 😂
Getting fired from snl was the best thing that could have ever happened for Shane in the long run.
Bro he is literally doing snl next year I guarantee it. Give it like 7 months he’ll be hosting
I bet you like a trillion dollars or else I will let him cum on my dad😮
@@SmilinBastard he’s hosting SNL later this month.
@@SmilinBastardOHHHHHH
@@SmilinBastardha
Interesting that they were talking about seeing people in surgical masks in late 2019
“I’ve been saving myself for my second marriage.” Lol
Shout out to Tropico!
They don't understand the dawgs get loose!
1:21:55 i like to imagine that shane squinted his eyes with his fingers here
Blessed be the Old Testament
King Louis the 8th. 😂. Yes mattty
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
the boys are back, and its primetime secret podcast.
Welcome back Radio Dawgz hell yeah I got a drinkin problem
Fucking siiiiiiiick brah
Ain’t no such thing dawg. It’s the solution. 😎🍻
@@JimmyJamesJimbo yeah like what problem? Just cuz I got 60 empties in my room? Infinite money spell dude cmon
dopamine fast = intentional bipolar disorder. i approve.
10:10 One of Trump’s ending songs at his rallies was Rolling Stones’ “you can’t always get what you want.
Holy shit, almost 3 years later ol Yang boy came to his senses
Life uhh finds a way
if someone can direct me to the episode where they play one of his ads talking about when he was bullied as a kid i would appreciate it
@@HollowSpook this exact episode?
No its not this exact episode. If im not mistaken its one of the episodes with Billy and Spud
@@TheBigFunky4 when did they play yangs ad ? Sorry wrong
MSSP is top notch primo cast dawgz
Matt is the type of dude that brings a diamond ring into a jewelers, thinks he's made friends and gets his diamond swapped out in the back lmao
No you
Wait they can do that to you!? How would anyone know
You're Seriously trying to tell me some russian Jewish diamond merchants would do that to peasant Irish-American from Philly?
Nahhhh I don't see that happening
@@KGN215 have a GIA certified diamond with a serial number micro laser engraved into the girdle (tiny side edge). You can only really see it with a loupe and they wouldnt be able to fake that quickly enough. Check it after every cleaning/service/inspection.
But yea it happens.
@@blicklukedude, the Russki Jewskis would never do that to the Shaman!
Twisted azz hell
Twizted
27:45
Made me cry I laughed so hard.
"No, no!"
Found my boys im locked in. Easy.
Uh oh, smells like crum in the kremlin
I am for the advancement of (Shane immediately cuts in) the white race….haha damn bee 😅
Prob my favorite Ep of all time
47:15 nice
Big Shane with the Vato Talk !
Rooski Jewskis is peak casting
Doodle tooth is the funniest thing ever.
1:11:50 “Who the fuck is that guy!”
If anyone lives at all close to the Mexican border, there are dentists there set up for American clients that charge like 100 dollars for insane extensive dental work. I got a periodontal cleaning and a cavity filled for like, 50 dollars lol. The places are nicer than any dentist I've been to in the USA. The building is even nice. Same goes for vets and Veterinary surgeons. You can get like a really expensive surgery for a dog for a few hundred dollars. Both services are insanely high quality - they can just provide "fancy American level services" much cheaper right on the border than in the USA. If you are ever fucked, look it up.
Street butt is tough as nails
Seth simons is the true Joker of matt and shane’s universe
Started listening at Q+ off a rec and haven't stopped listening. All hail the dongs. Ah shit Freudian slip. All hail the dawgs**
Nice! You been hailin' dongs, bro?
14:04 😂 thats just for me
Anti mask before anti mask was cool
Great cast, arf arf
hell yeah
The fact that Shane even thought they had tons of stuff on trump back then shows how crazy the lies were. 😂
They got him now lol
@@bigdawgs94no they don't lol
@@scrimptedyour gay this is gay
It's gay to be a zealot
@dafunkbacktodapunk909He said something was worth a little more than it is? That bastard!
Great cast... Although obviously Joker is Taxi Driver told again.
This needs to be on GTA6 radio
The Young Bull Rises
55:10 I laughed out loud.
White boyzzzz
Peeing into a condom is a real challenge. Who's tried to pee with wood?
fuckin every morning
The best and the worst
Every morning. You have to work out where to stand as you're pissing, luckily I'm hung like a mung bean so I don't have to reverse too much
Who hasn’t? Anyone who says they haven’t are big fat liar liars and you can identify them easily because their pants are on fire
Was Joker a great movie? Or do I just love it because I'm an angry, white incel? Honest question
Great movie. You aren't crazy.
@Jonathan Rodkey alrighty jive turkey..
Yo that shit was trash son
It was decent. King of comedy taxi driver rip off but had its moments. Just felt too derivative. You aren’t an incel for not wanting to do the easiest chicks either. 😂 the other girls are conditioned to hate men in general so its lose lose
I though it was awful but I’m a total badass contrarian
I love u guys so much! The best of today! Sorry to be gay lol
I gotta find that bonfire ep! Holy hobo lickers!! No fukkin way!!! WTFF?!?!!!
good bless our white brethren. hail mary full of grace 🙏🏼
Yea no you’re totally allowed to start hurling insults at someone for any or no reason if we’re truly about free speech
They're asking nicely to stop making them look like a bunch of backwards idiots. This isn't about your rights, this is about courtesy
How are my coma dream brothers doing?
Rooski jooski
Jewski* learn to spell dawg 😜
1:12:37 😂😂😂
1:26:40 😂
Boyz in Luvv
Listening to Shane try to explain geopolitics is always incredibly painful
It hurts
What do you expect from potato people
Menus getting white taped😅
Alright, I know this is qualifiably an absolutely gay comment… hey! At least I’m self aware! Lol but, as a Cancer, I hate Aquarius. But Matt is the best of all the fucking Aquarius. Did I mention I’m gay?
1:15:04 Shane's right, Jeselnik's podcast is worth a listen but nowhere near as consistently funny as MSSP or a couple of dozen others.
Jeselnick is a zero depth, one trick pony. The beard can't help either.
Jizzledneck is overrated
He's monotone jokes are good jokes but he makes them come off so boring. Making them not funny.
Street butt talk made me gag
Hey Shane, I was born in Queens. I will kick ded az,