Ep 437 - We Got Guys
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ค. 2024
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00:00:00 - this is how legends are made
00:01:00 -Lashing out
00:04:10 -Wondadult
00:07:00 -Beat his ass
00:09:15 -Poor sportsmanship
00:16:50 -Hoss Cops
00:17:30 - ADVERTS thank u
00:23:30 -The demon rats dance as the general munches
00:29:35 -Tates crisp and delicious
00:32:00 -Dr Jill’s boyfriends
00:36:50 -Spun on the culture
00:43:50 -LDS stay winnin
00:46:00 -On their Dead Poets Society shit
00:48:55 -Brutal wops
00:51:00 -please be nice mr redators
00:53:00 -Florida continues to rule
00:57:40 -Those kids still caged?
00:59:00 -Big gay penis
01:01:00 -Badass coaches
01:15:10 -Papa do not watch me - บันเทิง
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Yesssuuh we in disbich
Watching Shane come to the realization that he is indeed a Republican 😂
The peewee football talk was so fucking funny
seein shane april 14th. Pumped.
Shane is visibly swelled
shout out to my depressed homies who only live for this pod
These hot casts keep the hot 5.56 out of my brain stem.
@@tom-ov6mw Seeing that the Dawgz have dropped a new hot cast keeps the cold blue steel outta my mouth as well.
Sometimes my neck gets to itchin, and I think the only way I can fix it is a good bit of rope from a hiiiiigh ceiling. Then the Dawgz drop a new pod, and all is well.
@@tom-ov6mwlive from my mouth, this gun
Damn, get some help 😅
Shane being a high school football coach at rock-bottom would be an epic Gilly & Keeves sketch.
They did this….
Eastbound and down vibes
@@aaronr2791 not like he’s describing
He's literally Coach McGurk's more successful twin brother.
Definitely, I could see that as a sketch 😂
always the best when it’s just the two goblins
They can bring the goons… but what’s a goon to a goblin lol
Yes. Very true.
Supa gremlins
@@potatohead716 Gemini twins
@@georgefranklin8513 Gremini twins.
You ready to get dark? I'm currently caring for my terminal ill wife. Life is not good. I haven't laughed in a long time. The "I took my shirt off in front of the cheerleaders" run almost killed me. Thank you.
I can't imagine what you're going through so I don't know what to say other than the dawgs will always be here for you. I'll pray for you man
God bless you brother
Gregory the dawgs got your back
Stay strong brother!
dark dawg, may Fortuna ease your days
“I’m mad but I don’t know what’s going on” is the most Matt thing ever.
Dropping this at the same time Big Jay drops his special? You guys already beat him in basketball, Gardini. Jock bullies.
I love big jay and seen him live but you cant compete with the cast. Ill watch that dog bullshit later❤
Pig Gay Oinkerson
I'll like it and give it a comment to support Big Jay, but that trailer made that thing look like dogshit and more of the same crowd work crap from him. No thanks.
Who names their special dog belly…
🤣🤣
Gardini is always on point with the episode titles. Busted out laughing at "We Got Guys"
When the flute playzs.. the dawgs assemble. This is the way.
This is the way.
One day Matt will realise that Freud and Jung and all these mfers writing each other letters about theyre homosecual desires he should jam out with his boys thats why Rockstars are so enlightened and never have frug peoblems or commit suicide.
@@cereal_thinker legit bro haha, making music with the boys is the coolest homo erotic shit you could do 😂 real male bonding
Dude it's 432 Hz
This is the GAY
The last ~15 min of this had me laughing so hard I was crying. This conversation about coaches needs to be translated into Shane’s standup.
Fucking same. I was dying.
the puffy nipples and vinegar chips made me literally cry laughing
“Imagine rollerblading a marathon in a he hate me jersey” - all time Matt quote
Just got news my dog has to be put to sleep. Thank you dawgz for coming thru when I needed y’all. Blessed be. Jesus wept
Shout out your dog.
Dawgs for dogs
Goodbye Frankie dawg
All Dawgz go to heaven brother
Rest well sweet pupper
Shane on JRE: I have never been a bully
Shane on MSSP: I bump into people on purpose
HAHAHAHA
Had "We got guys!" stuck in my head all week! 1:09:07
Bless you for the timestamp. 🙏
bro thank you for your service
Full. Speed.
WE GOT GUYS TIMESTAMPING THE VIDEO
"The most improbable comeback of all time!"
"Ohhhh god bless those kids, I feel sick!!"
dude when shane gets matt laughin so hard he cant breathe... the joy it brings me lmao. We got guys out here, being straight DAWGS!!
Please do more casts with just the two of you. Guests are nice every now and then but we all come here for you guys. Much luhh.
But we like it crowded
100%. I’m instantly a little disappointed when they have a guest on.
Besides the crew like Pope onconnor lamizzy six
be grateful young king
Lemaire is always welcome tho..but yes, I agree
Saw Shane perform last night with a lineup of LEGENDS and he easily was the best. It was unreal.
Well that’s the Big Kahuna. Who would be better?
Dudeee I’m so jealous, I wanted to get tickets to one of his cali shows but they were gone instantaneously
did he to the turning into a republican / werewolf bit 😯
With burr and dice that he posted on his insta stories? I saw those pics, must’ve been an amazing show
Shows in Denver over the weekend were rad
LEMORP LASHING OUT. This is Lemaire and Lemaire’s Secret Lemairecast now.
lemeezus christ is risen
My man LeMorpheus is the #shockwave of #ShariaLaw
I used to hear the “we got guys” speech weekly in football. That shit was fucking hilarious. Takes me back
Shoutout to McCuskies and Gillies for putting in work every week
Praise him, boys our worries and anxieties are gone for at least a podcasts' length
Ah fuck I related to this comment too much
Paimon always delivers joy, knowledge, and good familiars. Look to the north dawgs
Wow what a great intro. I watched it and said "wow that's a great intro"
Matt: He's got a school bus?!?
Shane: Those are his lawyers
😂😅😂
Every time y'all drop a new episode it's like poppin a perc 30
That’s a big statement dawg. God bless the boyz
*fentanyl pills that look like Roxy 30s because perc 30s never existed
Only a few will ever realize the wisdom of this statement. Dawg shit
Picturing Matt getting a pop from a bus of school kids by flipping then the bird is hilarious
As black women I live listening to the dawgz on my way to work. Their just so quirky and funny as I’m on my to my dental hygienist job ❤❤❤❤
Matt? lol
Are you a hive-minded collective of African American women?
Get it black Queen!
I thought dental hygienists were only allowed to listen to Dave Matthew's band?
Hell yeah long beach in the house
We came here because of Shane, We stay because of Matt!
Love the dawgz! ❤
You know your dawg’s a true patriot when he’s Canadian but still tears up at the intro 🫡🫡🤘🤘🇨🇦🇺🇸
Actually slip and slid
Im loving this
Shane makes me wanna head south of the border and be a Patriot more and more every week
In Shane’s Moms voice: “shaaaaaane, shaaaaane, shaaaaaane, I’m gonna need a new special! Let’s get movin’!”
the puffy nipple bit had me literally gasping for air 😂😂
I wonder if Gard Dawg has a pair of brass knuckles his uncle gave him
I never laughed so hard "imagine rollerblading a marathon in a He Hate Me jersey "😂😅
36:42 Shane's getting excited for MDEWP2
I come back to this episode every so often. It’s a classic! 😂
Honestly It might be their funniest one. 🤣 that last 18 minutes had me cracking up.
Shane holding onto lemaires phone like a teacher and problem child is amazing
WE GOT GUYS!
I honestly keep coming back to the last 20 minutes they really got cookin
The cast cures my depression
Holy shit 😂 Shane going full high school football coach is amazing. That's gotta be a Gilly and Keeves skit
One of the best intros in a long time. Blessed be the DAWGZ
This is seriously my favorite podcast, the dawgs, the boys, the good vibes, everything about this secret podcast is dope. And it’s a SECRET! Church of the Dawgs is in session
the whole high school coach bit had me rolling
Just got a lunch beej from the wife, now an episode from the Dawgz? What a glorious Wednesday afternoon
IM BUSSINGGGGGG
She got a big bird?
Lucky dawg
my brother in christ, you have become an ascended master
fucking beast!!!
Damn I was literally watching an old cast while I was cleaning and this came out! We’ve been blessed!
love listening to MSSP while cleaning
The more Matt discloses his untethered belief in himself, the more I think we may be related😅
Just finished watching Shane's latest appearance on Kill Tony. It's crazy the levels of funny Shane and Matt achieve, as opposed to people who every other thing that comes out of their mouth is how AMAZING Austin Texas is.
As a northern patriot who has spent a few months down there, I can't say they're wrong. Besides the tropical ass gulf coast, its the dopest place I've been.
Get a passport
The shaman needs to be on kill Tony
Everyone in the Rogansphere is painfully unfunny. Shane and Mark are his only funny friends
Austin is the shitty comic capital of the world.
I must really rule to be surrounded with entertaining hilarious people for a living. Chuckles per minute must be off the chartsss
Drunk Coach Spilling the Beans in the locker room 😭😅
It's Miller Time boys!
Shane slowly covering the zyn during the lucy ad read😂😂😂😂
Matt had an existential breakdown that other people have thoughts
@@emjay3066 You better not put that evil on mats Chitown marriage. That’s fucking girl shit
Matt thinking peoples opinions are so coloured by propaganda is pretty hypocritical.
@cereal_thinker your thoughts are probably about large penises coming at you from all different angles
Dude holy shit you're the funhaus compilation guy. What's up bro?
@@turkeysamwich00 My man! Now that the glory days of Funhaus are gone, I'm chilling with the dawgz.
Matt casually having a universal realization only to shrug it off is very Matt
The “we got guys” was so freaking funny, and simultaneous gave me PTSD hahaha
Shout out the dawgs delaying the wipe watching this pod ❤
Giuliani on a school bus!!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀 DEDDD
Phil: " I got two hands.. pete and repeat " bahahhaahah
Shane should do a comedy skit on being a highschool football coach
Was just thumbing through some past pods, thank you dawgs. Have a blessed Easter weekend.
I'm addicted to the cast. I just relisten to them over and over again its nuts haha
This is one of my favorite pods that they’ve come out with. I come back and listen to this often. Blessed be the dawgz.
I don't know if Matt is simply a very relatable person or if I'm just insane
Thank u so much you dropped this right when my hangover was at its peak im slamming Gatorade viibing with the boys recovering from the BLs
noah acting like he doesnt just sit on his phone for the whole cast as soon as gard dawg starting talking while lemaire just shamelessly keeps scrolling is hilarious.
The kids in cages part killed me 😂
I'm getting on a flight in 20min. I need a new ep!!!!
I appreciate the intro vid’s becoming a recap of the past week’s funny events. Blessed be thy Dawgz
I’m gonna start yelling “we got guys!” from now on. It’s so perfect lmao
I've been listening to past episode for days now. I'm diamonds for new episodes dude.
Elected to work Saturday so I got today off. Truly blessed be the dawgs
Matt’s couch slouching will lead to his ultimate demise. Guard dog, your time shall come to taketh the throne!
“This beds made out of particles” had me DYING omggg
😮 So am I …. 🫠
Needed an early cast today. Bless the Dawgz
Matt and Shane.. get the squad onto an It’s Always Sunny episode
That show died, they should make the next Always Sunny instead
@@saintfloydoffentanyl1489 they will make Philadelphia great again
Matt scheming with Charlie and Frank would be perfect lol, they try to sell dong wax or something’s
I love how the squad comes in the corner of the screen every once in a while. Way to switch it up. Much love.
The coach basketball thing had me legit crying laughing 😂😂😂
The last ten/fifteen minutes of this one are God Tier.
I know Shane has already done a football coach sketch but damn, that flashback to grade school trauma bit was cooking. Gilly and Keeper season 3, let's go.
Through good times and bad, you guys know how to keep things light and remind people like me that life isn't always as serious as it seems. Keep up the great work, signed, a fan for life.
Bring us another feast of history cast!
Next podcast I want you guys to talk about peewee football for the entire podcast. Really was some exciting content
I had to pause the pod when Shane started into FB coach mode. I was hysterically laughing in the grocery store and I didn’t want people to think I was insane. Well done, boyz. Well done.
The pee wee football talk is awesome. The progression of them talking shit on it to then being nostalgic and remembering their love for the game
Holy fuck end of this podcast had me in tears! Lol love you boys
We got guys on that field waiting for the next hot pod
You two truly are the funniest pair in comedy by far. I laugh so hard and often.
The cast keeps the sweet release of death at bay. Blessed be the dawgs.
A reading from the Prophet of Dawgs. Blessed be those who listen to this sweet pod. May your day be tight as hell. Love you maniacs
Love when the dawgs drop during lunch break
Shane talking about shooting free throws has me dying.
1:05:16 - The “ cowboy collar” bit made me laugh so hard for some reason! 😂
I knew Shane would give us the details on the women’s basketball drama
Shane you gotta bring Matt to Kill Tony next time
Yes
Shane's "goodbye thank you" sounds like a good guy who is genuinely glad you spent time with him
6 times a day, I drop to my knees and I pray for an mssp ep to drop, shoutout to the most blest
It’s been 7 days since we’ve heard from the boys and I’m beginning to think the BLs turned Shane into a chick
Idk why them referring to him as “Lemeezy” kills me every time
1:17:25 funniest part about Shane's joke was him trying to kick that cord off his shoe 😂😂
Shane on a mongoose bike🤣 Shane is Simple Jack’s cousin who gets a whole birthday cake to themselves on their “special day”.
If you're reading this, and listening to this podcast what's really stopping you from picking up some weights and lifting them
Gravity.
@@jsims563 gravity is whats gonna hold your girl to the bed for a better man
I'm so surprised and happy Lemaire knows his Dad!
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