(1:41) ummmm jack... Your not considering that you can become ANYTHING OR ANYONE. Meaning that you can become a tank and just destroy stuff for no reason, or become a plane and do barrel rolls. Or become a toaster.
My dad worked with elephants, they aren't scared of mice specifically, they're scared of small creatures getting near their trunks because they're sensitive! You wouldn't like small creatures by your nostrils either I'd imagine! XD
9:20 there’s a dude who learned how to “see” using echo location, so there’s that Edit: after all the the comments I decided to look into it again after a few years. The man I was thinking of was Daniel Kish, a blind man who used sound waves to construct images in his mind so he was able to “see” his surroundings. "It's basically a representation of what's taking up space in the environment based on location, dimension and depth of structure," meaning the solidness of objects, Kish said. "The image that you get," which is colorless and has no grayscale, "basically combines those characteristics." Just decided to clarify what I was talking about specifically. Also I meant to add quotations around see originally.
Hyper Nova As stupid as this reply is, let me run you through it. If developed, there have been multiple people who have learned how to emit high pitched noises like a bats. They can judge when the sound waves emitted hit an object, which means that when done constantly, a mental picture can be formed and even gauge distance, speed and size. This 'seeing' allows them to ride bikes, play sports and lead an active life. Hope you've learned something, kid
Symon Choveaux but later, a 9 year old confronted rhem saying rhey should have used a brown, wild mouse instead of a white lab mouse. The elephant may have been startled by thw mouses color, instead of the fact that it was a mouse
Anastasia Klyuch This. Astronauts wear protective gear designed to deal with vacuum of space and zero gravity helped with carrying the weight. While climbing require lighter payload but 1g of gravity, limited oxygen tank and stamina.
That internet speed isn't quite as fast as it seems. It's 1 TerraBIT per second not one TerraBYTE (Tbps not TBps). Since a byte is 8 bits, the actual speed would come out to ~125 Gigabytes per second and not 1000. Still absurdly fast, but not nearly as fast as Jack was thinking it was. Either way, I would still choose that over the flying car. :P
So one tbps is 125000 times faster than my Australian internet speed And Australia gave the world wi fi and we are compensated with 1mbps internet speed On a good day it is 2 When i am the only one on in my neighbourhood i get 7
Yeah... but reality and fiction They separate us from our dreams and fantasy, it causes me friction I don't wanna ask "Is this the real life; is this just fantasy"... I already went on a collision on that We all have a dream... but with a plan thats a goal Without a plan for a goal, it is simply just a dream
Joe Biz he wouldn't be able to edit 12 videos a day. either that or they would be very low quality. internet is the least of his worries time-wise for uploads
For the first one, being able to transform into anyone or anything would actually be better than teleporting, because you could just turn into a plane, jet or animal and go anywhere that way.
Seán, the first man on the Moon. The history would be quite different. "Columbia this is Houston, can you hear us?" "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YE LADDIES IN HOUSTON" and don't forget first words on the Moon. "I got here... LIKE A BOSS!!!"
NeoMatrix You know the developer of this website does not make the questions. The community submits the question. But to make a completely new website JUST for a few episodes, nah.
Sky Awsome guy* and it could be a girl don't assume genders and before you say it's name was shawn their could be a girl named shawn or that could be a nickname
I wanna transform into Jacks mic... yeah... that’d probably result in instant death... ya know taking on the full unfiltered voice of the legendary Jackspediceye
Jack they have a new update on resident evil 7 they now have one called not a hero and on called the end of Zoe or something like that btw can people like this so jack can see this
Australia’s only SUPER hot in summer and it’s fine at the moment, though I’m in victoria...(which has Melbourne btw)😉 Also it’s simple, if you see a spider, you take it outside or step on it or whatever and it doesn’t happen that often
That’s a myth, they have a 91gbps internet. A quick google search would disprove that myth. (Oh, and 91gbps is pushing it to the absolute maximum, they only achieved that by seeing how how they could possible go with their internet speed.)
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Have 50% of your body burned or have 100% of your body tattooed. I’d have my body tattooed my skin colour.
FrazerPlayz that's good
exactly
FrazerPlayz the pain imagine tattooing ur knee pit
I would have gone with the burning. It's fast and you get a cool/weird scare. You can make up a story about how you saved someone.
Jewels Is Awesome I do t know if u have seen a big burn scare but that shit is ugly af
Jack quote of the day:
“There are types of people in this world: people who choose internet over all else, and people who are wrong.”
leo wurgaft dude is your picture a Ilvermorny house?
I mean, hes not wrong..
"There's 2 types of people in this world. People who take internet over all else, and people who are wrong." -Jacksepticeye 2017
lol @2:50 I actually broke my hand in a skateboarding acident as well as chipped my front teeth falling from a bike. Guess im doing it wrong...
Also I actually have steel in my hand, It does not make it stronger :D
Richard Herkert you did the opposite
(1:41) ummmm jack... Your not considering that you can become ANYTHING OR ANYONE. Meaning that you can become a tank and just destroy stuff for no reason, or become a plane and do barrel rolls.
Or become a toaster.
Dylan Mitchell who would want to be a plane when you could be a military-grade toaster?
No. A plane...
That has military grade toasters for cannons that screams toast when it fires. And also goes "AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH" when it flies
but car can't drive himself
What
If you can teleport anywhere in the world then you can escape prison or death
I love how Sean takes everything so seriously, like he takes time out of his life just to think about a question on the computer 😂😂
Free Hugs Animation haha true I love it
Ikr😂he takes like 5 mins justifying his choice😂😂
Hmmmmm that is very rare is he ok or is he just knowing he must take it seriously
Free Hugs Animation Do u know Any good anime xD
ChristForDays actually I don't watch any anime, except death note 😂 I just like how the characters are designed 😂
18:05 you’re forgetting about the secret 3rd kind of person: the kind who read the option as “Have 1 Tablespoon of Internet Connection”
If you think about it, a tablespoon of data is a huge amount of data on itself, maybe even more than a TB.
Artzy Animations I actually thought it said table spoon.
Me
My sister just thought that
4:34 It didn't say have a huge amount of hair or visible hair cause, most people have hair all over anyway
Spykidc Gaming except palms on your hands
hat's excatly what i said!
🖐🏻🇵🇷🍿🎂🍨🥤🍩
How to fly a car: a one step guide
Step one: drive off a cliff
Ok im gona try it next time
Is this what the soviet union is doing now? Wait...
So theyre making literal air-busses.
............... Ba dum tssshhhhh...
Haha funny. Not sorry
You'll fly for the rest of your life! That's awsome!
No that’s falling... In STYLE
@@rusty9705 finally. A reference that I understand lol
My dad worked with elephants, they aren't scared of mice specifically, they're scared of small creatures getting near their trunks because they're sensitive! You wouldn't like small creatures by your nostrils either I'd imagine! XD
aphcanako oh makes sense now
aphcanako okay then
That does make so much sense, I know we all can't stand when you get a gnat or 10 in your nose LOL
Kevinskcirdneh I thought you were going to say “ On the nose” but.... in.... ewwwwwwwwhhhhh
if your body was covered in hair, you could be Chewbaca for Halloween
Or just for life
You could be sassy the sasquatch.
Datcinnamon bun so you just go around naked. Eww
Datcinnamon bun yeah only in halloween what about in rusev day and by the way HAPPY RUSEV DAY!!!
it just dawned on me, if you had a flying car, would you have to have a driver's license or a pilot's license, or both?
Madmonkey both I’d hope.
Maybe a flying driver license...
So only people with 20/20 vision can own a flying car. Life just sometimes is not fair.
A flying car licence
Jack: in Australia u find scorpions snakes and dragons
Me : excuse me dragons are awesome
Killim K do you mean Komodo dragons?
@@dozgaming8778 no real dragons thats what Jack meant
No I mean in Australia
Hi 🏈😈 56🍳🍞
Killim K
They’re awesome except when they kill
Add polls in the top right of the screen, so we can vote for the questions too.
bushead mcmeme great Idea!
Good idea! I didn’t know you could do that
Maybe be for a couple but not all of them lol
"When i was ten i was thinking of when was i going to become spider-man"
Jack i can surely tell you that you're not the only one.
Lata de Spam bien Rica y Fresca 10 years ago i was crying
I read tbps as tablespoons and I was like _what_
Ricochet yeah I imagine anyone who cooks would think that 😂
Ricochet saaaaame
I did to I’m like “have a tablespoon of internet connection wtf does that mean?”
I'd love 1 tablespoon internet connection speed
Same 😂
Sean: "guys comes in with a flame thrower"
Guy: *cocks flame thrower like a 12 gauge*
Jc Flowers haha
Cats or dogs?
Why not *DRAGONS*
What is it?! Dragons?!
Comander Lucky ok
Comander Lucky ikr some people are so dragonist just because of we used to be enemies
Comander Lucky or unicorns
You see. This... THIS is the kind of thinking the mankind needs.
Felix would be hiding outside in a trash can stealing your WIFI connection
Chair Only399 this needs more attention
Gotta be careful of those damn Australian Dragons
The Emerald Geko 31 I know right, I run into them every day
They're so annoying, I've had to kill atleast 500 in the past few days
ever heard of the komodo dragon?
I think everyone knows what a komodo dragon is
don't worry the only dragons here in Australia are the teachers...
"You didn't say how painful it would last"
Jacksepticeye 2017
I could tell he was trying to avoid the phrase 'Space Is Cool'
2:24 Jack made a pretty nice flamethrower impression... sounded kinda real... XD
(Spit goes everywhere)
Irene Hamdany yeah
Irene Hamdany aha
Irene Hamdany I got scared 😂
2:03 There is a man who went with the 100% tattooed thing... It's a tad horrifying. He tattooed every part of his body. Every. Single. Part.
Evil Boobookin
Oh god.
NOT THE DICK
also your name reminded me of the boobahs.
lol yeah why would he choose that.
Every part... even inside...
Ouch
Evil Boobookin yeah he's AWESOME!
9:20 there’s a dude who learned how to “see” using echo location, so there’s that
Edit: after all the the comments I decided to look into it again after a few years. The man I was thinking of was Daniel Kish, a blind man who used sound waves to construct images in his mind so he was able to “see” his surroundings. "It's basically a representation of what's taking up space in the environment based on location, dimension and depth of structure," meaning the solidness of objects, Kish said. "The image that you get," which is colorless and has no grayscale, "basically combines those characteristics." Just decided to clarify what I was talking about specifically. Also I meant to add quotations around see originally.
Hyper Nova As stupid as this reply is, let me run you through it. If developed, there have been multiple people who have learned how to emit high pitched noises like a bats. They can judge when the sound waves emitted hit an object, which means that when done constantly, a mental picture can be formed and even gauge distance, speed and size. This 'seeing' allows them to ride bikes, play sports and lead an active life. Hope you've learned something, kid
Im gonna send you eggs
༺ AntiKen6662 ༻ thx baby 😘
Toph beifong
She uses the vibrations in the ground to see everything
( shes from avatar )
1:47 that moment when you realize that you watch Jack so long you know what he is gonna say...
Robko Mede no you did not. You can't read minds.
Relatable
Dogs. Jack if you we're bald you could be Saitama from One Punch Man
Alex Qose or the last Air bender
Alex Qose doesn't Saitama have eyebrows though?
Bryan Westhoff , no he does not
"You didn't say the waffle iron was on"
Wow.... Just wow.
“scorpions and spiders and dragons”
yeah, the sun is our dragon
I saw a dragon flying around the other day it was pretty mediocre, we only get the rainbow fire breather around where I live
Yeah mate our sun is a hot bastard
Of course, there are dragons in Australia
Oh yeah, The good ol Australian dragons
Team T. J. Damn streight
Team T. J. Yep the Australian water dragon
The australian snake dragon is among one of the most dangerous in the world.
some call lizards dragons, or you go Brave wilderness and consider turtles etc dragons
(years ago) Myth Busters Confirmed the myth that "Elephants are indeed scared of Mice!" It was a shock to everyone, to the audience and our hosts lol
Symon Choveaux but later, a 9 year old confronted rhem saying rhey should have used a brown, wild mouse instead of a white lab mouse. The elephant may have been startled by thw mouses color, instead of the fact that it was a mouse
Hmmm, an interesting suggestion... It's a crying shame that we cannot ask them to try now
:'-( RIP Mythbusters)
jack: cats or dogs your gonna have to let me know which one you prefer.
me: both you shouldn't have to choose
sunray cosplay you are one son of a liar dogs are the only chose
sunray cosplay true
sunray cosplay À
+Jdog gaming every one has different beliefs :)
11:23 holds the most Ironic sentence I've ever heard.
"fun" fact: going to the Moon is infinitely safer than climbing Everest
Anastasia Klyuch This. Astronauts wear protective gear designed to deal with vacuum of space and zero gravity helped with carrying the weight. While climbing require lighter payload but 1g of gravity, limited oxygen tank and stamina.
Good someone agrees with me I was like Jack wtf
this is not true but okay, it might be 99% safer but it´s still not even close to infinitely
Well it's not "infinitely" safer
Anastasia Klyuch except if you have been up there too long and you come back down to earth your chances of becoming handicapped increase.
Old title:
LAND ON MOON or CLIMB EVEREST?
New title:
BANE Vs. THE JOKER
but why? why did he change the title?
Zpace Mag yeah I know I don't know why he changed it
Zatch Bell no jack loves his fans he doesent do it for views he loves the community
well even if I love Jack, I'm more likely to click onto "Bane Vs Joker" Rather than "Mount Everest Vs The Moon"
moon
That internet speed isn't quite as fast as it seems. It's 1 TerraBIT per second not one TerraBYTE (Tbps not TBps). Since a byte is 8 bits, the actual speed would come out to ~125 Gigabytes per second and not 1000. Still absurdly fast, but not nearly as fast as Jack was thinking it was. Either way, I would still choose that over the flying car. :P
So one tbps is 125000 times faster than my Australian internet speed
And Australia gave the world wi fi and we are compensated with 1mbps internet speed
On a good day it is 2
When i am the only one on in my neighbourhood i get 7
Breaker Gamer my rant
Or there smarts
exactly
would be unnecessary when no one can match your up or download would rather go for the car. probably just to sell it
Dragonstrike 3579
I fucking feel ya bro. Living here is pretty neat, but the internet is fucking garbage shit.
0:20 basically Mystique or Nightcrawler but more buffed out lol
1:57 Two-Face or El Diablo 😆
ahh i see ura man of culture as well
This video was named "Climb Mount Everest or Land on the moon?" Originally
I noticed that as well
Why did he change it?
Helicorn probably because the moon had an incident with public indecency
Getting over it memes
YEAH, I KNOW
cats or Dogs? easy question. BADGERS!!!!
The Condor120 Idk
No. The real choise is obvious. MAGICAL FLYING UNICORNS! Or ants, I can't choose
OMG best comment EVER!!
no turtles
The Condor120 ( skins bager and feeds it to dogv) sorry you were saying
Jack's like a teacher with that whiteboard now :P
WE ALREADY HAVE TINY HAIR COVERING THE BODY SO I CHOOSE HAIRY BODY 5:24
“Clippidy clop to the barber shop” - Jacksepticeye 2017
"What if I'm marrying some 80 year old who's a pervert?" Jack has the best sense of humor! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"break your hands on a bike, 70%"
HAVEN'T YOU ALL WATCHED DOCTOR STRANGE????
Yeah... but reality and fiction
They separate us from our dreams and fantasy, it causes me friction
I don't wanna ask "Is this the real life; is this just fantasy"... I already went on a collision on that
We all have a dream... but with a plan thats a goal
Without a plan for a goal, it is simply just a dream
Yeah you get magic powers
that is not what i meant, he went through a difficult recovery for a long time, most of the people don't value how much we use our hands
Exactly what I thought of.
I would say teeth
Am I the only one who read tbps as table spoons?? 😂
No you are not the only one
Nope, gotta grind that Culinary life.
I did too
Would you rather have all merch from JSE or meet JSE once? :D
DaveyDaMetGames meeet jack
DaveyDaMetGames meet him so that I could meet him and then still be able to buy his merch.
DaveyDaMetGames or
Meet JSE once
Cats!!!
I COULD CLIPPITY CLOPPITY TO THE BARBERSHOP WITH THAT ONE.
Bane: I was born in the dark batman
Joker : you want to no how I got these scars.. my father
Tylin Ellis I was gonna say;
"From Batman?"
"From Batman!"
...
*know
(sorry)
Batman: I'm Batman.
"My Arse Is Hairy!" - Jacksepticeye 2019
internet anywhere and always
Mine Core Bro just stop
Mine Core begging for subs really isn't the way to go man
Im a total trash memal NIGHT IN THE WOOOOODS
That WiFi could allow you to upload 12 times a day, and then you could buy a car from all the ad revenue.
Joe Biz or you could use this to faster download games or stuff like that
Joe Biz Unless it gets demonitized :)
Joe Biz omg bro that lit
Joe Biz he wouldn't be able to edit 12 videos a day. either that or they would be very low quality. internet is the least of his worries time-wise for uploads
Jack, Australia isn't that bad, as long as you spend 98% of that time inside, like me 😃
“‘Australia has boiling hot weather all the time.”
Haha good one
jacksepticeye: Cats or Dogs?
Me: Or!
na mh tf?
bnvv bnb or
Haha lol
*INTERNET EVERYWHERE AND ALWAYS*
Jack isn't allowed to drive a car, let alone fly one.
Is that because he drives on the wrong side of the road, not the right one?
Yeah I have a feeling that wouldn't be a good idea.
Jo T wait, he isn't allowed to drive?
No permit. Doesn't have time to get one, and no real reason to have one. Said so himself a few times.
For the first one, being able to transform into anyone or anything would actually be better than teleporting, because you could just turn into a plane, jet or animal and go anywhere that way.
"Hair on my ass"
Little bit to much information Sean.
true
Not enough information in my opinion
Yip
TheSavior Marc_Dustin LOL I cracked up on that
Mitchley Guerrier wtf
hahahahaha I thought it said 1 tablespoon internet connection and I got so confused
Keypad same 😂😂
lol
I prefer cats because they're less in your face and less work, but still very cuddly, I also love dogs though, they're always happy.
Seán, the first man on the Moon. The history would be quite different.
"Columbia this is Houston, can you hear us?"
"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YE LADDIES IN HOUSTON"
and don't forget first words on the Moon.
"I got here... LIKE A BOSS!!!"
Did he say dragons? 1:20
flameing gaming34512 yes he did say dragon
flameing gaming34512 Bearded dragons are common in Australia
Omg he did XD I want to go to Africa to see dragons xD
Pikadash63 Australia
Yea we in Australia have dragons everywhere my house is being attacked as we speak xD
" *TAKE THAT SOCIETY!!* "
Jack you probably won’t see this but I would just love to thank you for all you’ve done and making me laugh everyday and hello from Australia
me tooooo
ME TO
Yea Auzzie Auzzie Auzzie Oi Oi Oi!
That's cool that we both live all on the other side of the world
Yeah Australia man
My new favorite youtuber
land on the moon because normal people could never ever do that.
Normal people can't climb mount Everest too
But it is would you rather so it means you would be able to do that
I know, personally I'd rather go to the moon, but I was just saying that normal people can't climb up mount Everest too.
cuz everest is a brisk walk up a slightly steep slope
Sefraca what did Neil armstrong do
Someone should tell the Developers of this game to make one specifically for Jack, called: Would you Badger?
NeoMatrix You know the developer of this website does not make the questions. The community submits the question. But to make a completely new website JUST for a few episodes, nah.
s1601019 shut up
Yes
NeoMatrix boom 40 likes
GO TEAM BOTH
Yeet
Its na alternative question
Dogs as dogs are mans best friend
Flying car already exists ,Internet that strong, Nope.
Jhonzet Zet they did exist , they did fly, nobody had the balls or experience to fly one so you can say they never took off
*i wanna go to cliffs of dover and yodell with jack*
With internet speed that fast you could download a CAR
That guy or girl is smart
Sky Awsome guy* and it could be a girl don't assume genders and before you say it's name was shawn their could be a girl named shawn or that could be a nickname
I fixed I didn't mean to offend anyone I'm sorry
implants actually arent that bad. if you get the clay ones, which i have, it doesnt hurt and it gets natural after a while
dragons
A walking/flying flamethrower...YOU'RE MY PARTNER FOR THE APOCALYPSE!!!!! :D
best thing to do at 1am? watch jacksepticeye videos of course 😃😃😁😁
Emma that would mean you are from WA am I right
SCANO Studios yes you are right ☺
Emma I think that it's best at 12:57 AM. Sorry, but you are wrong!
Emma it is lunch time dumbass
Charles Bradshaw it's not Lunch time where i live, so name calling itsn't needed.
I wanna transform into Jacks mic... yeah... that’d probably result in instant death... ya know taking on the full unfiltered voice of the legendary Jackspediceye
TacTech Channel also u know not having a hear or any vital organs
My dumb ass would get the flying car and forget to charge it before going on a trip the fall out of the sky talking bout "I know my car"
'Cats or Dogs?' I like Unicorns...
I thought the last question meant 1 tablespoon of Internet Connection. 😂
Sadly I Did to....
Jessica Danae So did I.
Jessica Danae omg me too
I love the old hair , it suits you Jack 👨
Also 50% of my body burned. Get me coin, make sure its half my body, and im two-face
that moment when you get a nice delicious slice of cake but then realise you cant eat it because you have a sore in your mouth T_T
The cake is a lie.
Biggy Screw it, it's cake.
Dog
What type of cake is it?
Biggy asap
jack if you break your hands they just go numb speaking frome expereince 8*(
Damn jack drawing skills on point👌👌
movie critor if you were talking about the white board, it might have been his girlfriend, Signe (Wiishu)
Was definitely Signe 😂
in Australia it gets kinda cold during august and winter i know that because im an aussie
Would You Rather Have:
1Tbps Internet Conection
or
100% Rick & Morty Knowledge
The top one
100% Rick and Morty knowledge. Then I would be able to get 1Tbs Internet Connection
Rick and morty knowledge then i would create that speed
are you talking about just knowledge of the show or intellegence they have?
Jack they have a new update on resident evil 7 they now have one called not a hero and on called the end of Zoe or something like that btw can people like this so jack can see this
Dogos. Also, did you draw the cat and dog on the whiteboard? They both look really good XD
Jessica Calvello he dif
for the burn/tattoo one its basically do you wanna be twoface or pixnit from batman XD
Internet connection all the way!
No its ALL THE WAY TO VICTORY TOWN
I can't decide!
Cat
Dog
Cat
Dog
Cag?
Hart catdog
dog
Dot
Cat
Hart how about
a cod
I read it as 1 tablespoon internet connection
Alec M lol
"My ass is hairy"-jacksepticeye 2017 4:55
Australia’s only SUPER hot in summer and it’s fine at the moment, though I’m in victoria...(which has Melbourne btw)😉
Also it’s simple, if you see a spider, you take it outside or step on it or whatever and it doesn’t happen that often
Lottee F exactly I live in nsw and you can just put the air con on
Natasha Richardson same
eat the spider
Sometimes it's unbearably hot, makes me scared to go outside
Victoria pals!
DOGS MY DUDE
WAIT! What if you run out of gas with the flying car...
Benjamin S shit goes downhill
Also known as death
There is nothing that will be a flying car! Cuz a car got wheels IF IT could fly not a car!
alexminer 1359 it would be if your fly above Everest
PLOT TWIST
A SECOND FLYING CAR COMES TO THE RESCUE!!!!!!!!
That car runs out of gas
I DONT KNOW BUT I DONT GIVE A SHIT
16:42 I would get the car, fly to NASA’s headquarters and use their 91gbps internet.
That’s a myth, they have a 91gbps internet. A quick google search would disprove that myth. (Oh, and 91gbps is pushing it to the absolute maximum, they only achieved that by seeing how how they could possible go with their internet speed.)
3:30 solution: never go skateboarding
Bartosz Tomasik That isn't an option, it's not that complex, just 2 choices, black and white
*DRAGONS SEAN DRAGONS*
Pastel Unicorn DEMONS JIM DEMONS
Jack its a higher chance of dying on mt. Everest than on the moon so moon is safer