Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/ Go See Matt Live in CLEVELAND / BOSTON / TYSONS VA / NYC and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Go See Optimum Noctis Oct 1 At The Creek and The Cave ATX @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfszg51bdq3z3wnu4ptljon3iu0adxfcvlde9z7
Worst part is we didn't even get the option to choose which parent we were staying with!!! Of course we'd pick Matt tho, bc he takes care of and looks out for the dawgs!! Shane "went out for cigs" about 2 months ago and just left us waiting on the front stoop 🤣
I genuinely get upset when I don't see Mom (Shane) in the thumbnail, but I know he is in the streets grinding, plus Matt (Dad) lets me eat whatever I want and I can watch T-Porn without any judgement (Hypothetically)
Ever seen the video compilations of Philly Gillis and Shaner? They have so many views. Phil should start his own podcast just once a month. It would crush.
Matt isn't lying about tipping. He coincidentally walked into a restaurant my friend worked at in Raleigh, NC the day after we saw him live. She recognized him and asked for a selfie. He tipped over 100%. Just a genuinely good dude.
@@JustTryingToTH-camHow is that? Let me guess, ull answer saying "cos shane has been gone for a while". Shane is in Pennsylvania filming Tires. Thats it.
Matt you make approximately $200,000 per month. You need to tip those poor people and the island more than a “Couple Lincolns”. Do better buddy. You’re better than that
$1 is the only reason I still pay bc these guys are so rich I’d normally listen for free but I’m like it’s just a dollar it’s not with the hassle finding free uploads
Tommy Hilfiger was actually super stoked to have rappers wearing his gear. He partnered with different black artists. I used to believe the fake news until I saw video of him being super excited to work with some rapper.
I got ptsd listening to Matt talk about living with the ex after the breakup. Went thru that shit last year, thought I’d entirely blocked it out but the memory has been unlocked. Good work coach. Where do I sign up for the Shaman’s MLM pyramid scheme life coaching class?
I lived with my ex for two weeks after we broke up until she came home bad mouthing me and talking shit to me in MY house, so I called the cops and had her ass removed lol. You’re gonna learn today.
@@liamtaylor6078 I knew guard dawg would be there I didn’t know Nate was that’s hype. Matt’s not going though and that makes me sad, maybe Billy and spud will show up and make my day
Matt and Shane, you guys got me through opiate withdrawal without wanting to leap into a tiger pit at the zoo. And for that, and your general awesomeness, I thank you😁.
For some reason, matt seems like the perfect spokesperson for blue chew. Because that last bit about not resting till every tent is pitched is something matt would say.
This is the only podcast where i can listen to a story of a foreign vacation and not be just livid. Wish it wasnt like that but i fuckin love you Matt.
So unfortunate that instead of taking part in the world's greatest podcast, Shane would rather make the world's most mid sitcom that could've aired in 2005.
@@TangoMoonStar Nah, Netflix shows are arguably even more disposable than podcasts, which is saying something. The real thing that will "last" if anything will is the standup, but honestly even most standup tends to age like milk. Comedy shouldn't be concerned with legacy though imo, it's a time capsule of an era and rarely translates outside of it.
The visual of a horse trailer w/Lemaire's head sticking out the back is funny af, if you're asking me. Horse trailers are funny. Horse must think it's magic.
Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/
Go See Matt Live in CLEVELAND / BOSTON / TYSONS VA / NYC and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/
Go See Optimum Noctis Oct 1 At The Creek and The Cave ATX @ www.creekandcave.com/events/optimum-noctisvb6dfszg51bdq3z3wnu4ptljon3iu0adxfcvlde9z7
MATT PLEASE SEE THIS, BECOME JESUS, LSD IS JUST A VISIT WITH JESUS, BUT TRUE LOVE IS BECOMING JESUS
PLEASE do a Gilly and Keeves ghetto supermarket sweep gameshow. PLEASE include Walgreens and Kam Patterson.
Do you guys not have actual Facebook pages that are managed by your teams?? I'm trying to follow. I'm already subscribed to this. I love you guys😂💝
One day mom and dad are going to get back together and everything’s going to be so sick
my heart hurts dawg
@@swiftvixxendivorced parents builds character. Plus, double Christmas
Fucking hilarious
NOT THE MOMMA!
Worst part is we didn't even get the option to choose which parent we were staying with!!! Of course we'd pick Matt tho, bc he takes care of and looks out for the dawgs!! Shane "went out for cigs" about 2 months ago and just left us waiting on the front stoop 🤣
I genuinely get upset when I don't see Mom (Shane) in the thumbnail, but I know he is in the streets grinding, plus Matt (Dad) lets me eat whatever I want and I can watch T-Porn without any judgement (Hypothetically)
Gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy
That's in the past bro you know Dad thinks porn is sinful now
No crumbs allowed bro wtaf that's NOT 432! Soft, sears magazine prawn or none
Daddy Matt will probably buy you a Hitachi wand if you ask nicely
Nothing wrong with being a little q+
3 uploads in 8 days. Thank you Lord, praise be the dawgz
Dawgz eatin’
@@NcHalfricanthere’s been absolute lack of Patreon, nah
@@ModestestRUSTno upload two weeks
The Gruel Trough is FULL Dawgs, GET IN HERE AND FEAST!
This is shit tho.. no shane. These boys are lame without the spark plug.. TFATK is almost better than this..
matt OR shane's secret podcast
big dawg is busy filming tires. this is what we wanted
@@clipsdaily101 Tires is not funny at all. Watered-down, weak slop.
@@diggydowdiggydowwho hurt you lol
@@diggydowdiggydow hater
@@diggydowdiggydow as much as I love Shane I really don't like that show haha
I’m at work and heard the dawg whistle coming in at 432 hertz blessed be thy dawgs
That’s actually the brown note
@@funnydonor9484 I’m more of a red pill guy myself
Amen at full resonance 🙏
@@CrashWreckit92 Sometimes I look in the toilet and wonder if I'm eating red pills
may the wheel of fortuna spin pon the dawgz!
Pangaea T-shirt Matt = Tiger Woods Sunday red shirt energy
This is great but don't forget about the shirt that was just the shape of Pangaea and nothing else
@@reinhard4207 class
Get Phillip Gillis on this show. Now.
So Matt can interview him?
@iwantorbs No, so LeMaire can
They'll get your mom on the show before that happens.
Ever seen the video compilations of Philly Gillis and Shaner? They have so many views. Phil should start his own podcast just once a month. It would crush.
Go listen to the first episode over and over again and get your kicks.
Matt isn't lying about tipping. He coincidentally walked into a restaurant my friend worked at in Raleigh, NC the day after we saw him live. She recognized him and asked for a selfie. He tipped over 100%. Just a genuinely good dude.
Literally all I want is a Matt and Shane podcast on the Matt and Shane podcast.
Not having Matt and Shane on every pod together can be a bummer but getting more WARMODE and gerbz with o'conner is a win in my book
This
Early mornin shat nation!!!
Hope you have a great day brother. Go get'em
Up early so we can party late!
I read that whilst pooping 😂
@@ethangilman7061 ditto señor
This is early for you boys 😂
Me and the lads have been up for hours
So Lemarie spends his time doing drugs and capsules at Shanes house, beautiful
His name is Lemaire LEECH after all. Dude needs to grow the fk up, seriously.
You can tell Shane’s over it 😂
It's like a reverse oj situation with a rich white media mogul and his voluptuous black pool boy
@@JustTryingToTH-camHow is that? Let me guess, ull answer saying "cos shane has been gone for a while".
Shane is in Pennsylvania filming Tires. Thats it.
? @@thejoe9065
I hope Matt protected his baby lady from finding another Caribbean Sir
Matt you make approximately $200,000 per month. You need to tip those poor people and the island more than a “Couple Lincolns”. Do better buddy. You’re better than that
@funnydonor9484 the coconut king give those Lincolns freely I am sure
They asked for the $20 he had behind the $5 so they got nothing
@@JS_89 is that from a movie?
@@funnydonor9484gayest take possible. He nor anyone else is obligated to tip. Nobody should complain about free money…
Matt smoking cigars might unlock something powerful. Everyone should stay alert for a while until this situation stabilizes.
Powered by 20 cigars a day
guardawg being the superstar he is - it makes sense he took shane’s place permanently.
For any paych boys, the $1 early bird membership has been reopened.
Thanks brother
I got one😂
gracias dawg
Good lookin out me bruddah
Big ups
$1 is the only reason I still pay bc these guys are so rich I’d normally listen for free but I’m like it’s just a dollar it’s not with the hassle finding free uploads
No views and 30 likes?
Dawgs done me proud.
You mean joo York?
Got u brother
The dawgs are always with you even though you may not see them 😎
Percs and Caicos 😂 greatest podcast episode name ever. Yes or yes?
No Fake Business over at MSSP for sure.
It seems the early bird gets the worm (pause)
👁️🫦👁️
The second mouse gets the cheese though 🎉🎉🎉
The third worm hates all of you
I’m about to eat Reese’s Puffs for the first time in over a decade and I get to listen to a new pod??? What a time to be alive.
blessed to see Matt's not so secret podcast , but I can't help but call out "Shane?" like a cat/mom
Pangaea t-shirt AND the superstar Shawn Gardini? The Dawgs have been blessed
Big shot gard dawg
Amen
Gardini is nonstop with top grade comments, dude has me dieing on this one
He’s quite the superstar.
@@RG-tm7uq big superstar
"I have a melanated force field" 😂
First Gerbies, then Nate, plus sweet, sweet Garderini in the same week?!
We are not worthy!
PRAISE BE TO JAH!
Early morning banger bless tha dawgs👌
6:12 I just got engaged and this type of honest bro talk that’s not like downing women just calling it how it is is really helpful for me
Why are you getting married?
Why are you getting married?
Fuck that "happy wife, happy life" bullshit. Happy spouse, happy house. You gotta be good too dude.
Just got finished DJing a high school football game and the dawgs drop gem 💎 praise sweet baby Jesus
Just three black conservatives talkin' shit.
Talkin sheeeit
shutup
Kangz
I can't believe you guys managed to book Shawn Gardini again!
It’s a good morning to be watching Matt’s Secret Black Podcast. Shout out to the dawgz.
Matt’s Secret Black Conservative Pod
I started early morning shift and listened to Matt and Shane everyday. This is a blessing in disguise
Big ups ze Island Boi Matt McCuskyyyy BRAH BRAH BRAHHHh
Tommy Hilfiger was actually super stoked to have rappers wearing his gear. He partnered with different black artists. I used to believe the fake news until I saw video of him being super excited to work with some rapper.
I got ptsd listening to Matt talk about living with the ex after the breakup. Went thru that shit last year, thought I’d entirely blocked it out but the memory has been unlocked. Good work coach. Where do I sign up for the Shaman’s MLM pyramid scheme life coaching class?
i love matt and shawn’s secrete podcast
I lived with my ex for two weeks after we broke up until she came home bad mouthing me and talking shit to me in MY house, so I called the cops and had her ass removed lol. You’re gonna learn today.
Blessed to have this beautiful piece of commentary on my commute to the office this morning, our Shaman is so grateful. Blessed to all of the dogs
Definitely a sign to quit your meaningless slave job
God bless Shane for making Matt get back comedy and god bless the both of them for their whole crew being in my algorithm
Eps. 514-519 are like the good ole days, loving it.
Hard to complain about getting two Christmas’s
Christmas and Kwanza you mean.
Hey it's you
😂
The Pangaea shirt, a relic of the Old Testament
Morning DAWGS
Good 00:20 Straya morning d oh double gee
Sup
I won't lie, Matt Or Shane's Secret podcast has been pretty great, lately!
Thank you bro!!!
GOD BLESS MATT THE SHAMAN!!!!
A fresh pod on a fresh morning, doesn’t get much better than this
On my plane to skankfest, wish I could see these beautiful dogs there
Nates on the lineup I believe
And guard dogg?
@@liamtaylor6078 I knew guard dawg would be there I didn’t know Nate was that’s hype. Matt’s not going though and that makes me sad, maybe Billy and spud will show up and make my day
Its good to see that they're co parenting the cast well
Matt and Shane’s separate podcast
A most gracious, early morning blessing for the dawgs. Praise be
Matt, Deadpool and Wolverine most certainly did not flop.
Holy shit. Always listened on Spotify and just watched a video for the first time. Shane looks like he’s 55. God bless em.
HOLY SHIT!!! Lamaire is looking great man that ozempic hitttin
I don't know where my dawgs at... But I hope they're safe, can't wait to see y'all post soon..
I love my dawgs, but $147 for Gillis at Wells Fargo coming up is blasphemy!
Gouged?
Shane should sell direct to fans
I live in Naples, Florida and this cast saved my house from the hurricane. Praise Allah and all the dawgz.
The dawgs are still asleep and the coffee is brewing as the sun is rising upon the horizon. Dawgs activate
Only in the flat trash wastelands of the midwest south and east. Worst parts of the country by a long shot
@@BigTerpz not everyone can live in bumville with big terpz
Wakeing up to the dawg bowl full ?? Times are great gentleman
Exactly what I need before my 10 hour shift, praise be the Dawgz ❤️
Blessed are the dawwwgs on this fine morning 🙏
Shaman definitely seems like the type to get into some shenanigans outside the resort
The fact that Matt found a black woman named Brittney blows my mind, I didn't know they exist
I could almost cry right now😢
And I get to listen to this otw to work!
It’s DAWGY DAWG DAY
This is a sign to quit your meaningless slave job
Buenos dias my fellow dogitos! We rise and shine; BLESSED!
Mornings with the Shaman are a true blessing
My go to podcast for Black news
Matt and Shane, you guys got me through opiate withdrawal without wanting to leap into a tiger pit at the zoo. And for that, and your general awesomeness, I thank you😁.
Inshalla my dawgs
Praise be the dawgz, got a truck order I need to put up this morning. Glad to know I have something to help me power through
can we go back to the days of gardini facing away from the camera?
For some reason, matt seems like the perfect spokesperson for blue chew. Because that last bit about not resting till every tent is pitched is something matt would say.
The early bird praises allah
lol
Ngl Wolverine as a play sounds lit.. all the dramatic plot points are there in his origin. Sombody should make that 😂
Dawg is good. All the time!
Wow, a new episode of my favorite podcast. What a wonderful day.
29:09 999, r.i.p. the goat
Stumbling on a fresh out the oven cast is a unexpected sweet treat. Top o’ the morning to the dawggies
Call the Haitians up…AHAHAHAHA!!! Guard Dawg with the sneaker!!!
Less than 5 minutes in, I’m living this currently. Staying strong dawgs
Who let the dawgs out this early. LFG 🐾
Praise the dawgs on this glorious day, we are truly blessed
*top of yee mornin to yee young bulls out there*
May the end of the rainbow shine upon yee
Always love a good pod on a Thursday morning
The dawgs herd together for the shaman 🫡
The real dawgs know that Mattcasts are where it's at
Matt and shane have to be beefing you never see them together anymore
They still hate fucking on the dl
Nah dude Shane’s just in Philly going tires season 2
This just isn’t true why create a false narrative
geographically beefing
They are independently sequestering different sections of the nation for the sake of the fellowship
Yay 🙌 🎉happy to see Matt. And I'm going on week vacation to Hawaii, so excited.
0:22 Matt and his lady looking great!
This is the only podcast where i can listen to a story of a foreign vacation and not be just livid. Wish it wasnt like that but i fuckin love you Matt.
So unfortunate that instead of taking part in the world's greatest podcast, Shane would rather make the world's most mid sitcom that could've aired in 2005.
Seriously
He wants that Netflix money. Plus it's paying the dawgs.
Tires will get better and will last longer legacy wise to the podcast if done right.
@@TangoMoonStar Nah, Netflix shows are arguably even more disposable than podcasts, which is saying something. The real thing that will "last" if anything will is the standup, but honestly even most standup tends to age like milk. Comedy shouldn't be concerned with legacy though imo, it's a time capsule of an era and rarely translates outside of it.
Man i was hoping to hear from nate marshall and shawn gardini. Thank god
The visual of a horse trailer w/Lemaire's head sticking out the back is funny af, if you're asking me.
Horse trailers are funny. Horse must think it's magic.
As much as it stinks that the dogs aren’t together the frequency of uploads has made it much easier to cope. Thank you guard dog.
Matt has that "I have bond money" energy in the airport 😂
Sheeeeeeeee wasn’t expecting early morning slop. How great is our God?
This one was fantastic. Always miss Shane but cusky held it down on this one. Well done boys.
That intro has me feeling so tropical at work dawgz 🌺🌴🍹
goodmorning fellow shamen, i hope you all have a wonderful thursday
Starting my day with a new MSSP? Yes plz!