Billionaires Have it Hard Right Now
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.พ. 2025
- It’s not a good time to be a billionaire…
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Their life is so hard right now, only having 100 Billion left to survive
True. How selfish one should be to not understand how terrible this situation is??!?
@@какойтошизик Unimaginably selfish
Wtf, give me 1% of their net worth and I am set for life 🫰🫰🫰🫰🥲🥲🥲🥲
Its OK they have ALL of our money too its called tax !
@@theprimotionstudio 0.00001% of elon musk would still be 4 million$
ending world hunger would take 0.04% of his net worth per year btw. and literally every billionaire and every country in the world is deciding against it.
just one of many crude examples why billionaires just shouldnt exist.
“I was a human once.. I am… I am still a human… “ that one slipped accidentally🤖
"I was once a man...a man! Oh yes!"
LOL!!!!!!!
Zuckerbot
seeing it again today makes me certain that was either not human or not zuckerberg. look at the hairline and the face overall
@@VojtechMachhe reminds me of Sentinel Prime. Arrogant piece of shat
If someone spends $20,000 per day it will take around 135 years to spend a billion!
That’s even assuming it doesn’t appreciate interest. It just seems like there’s literally no way to spend it all on yourself, so why be so greedy/concerned with having even more?
@@c2thamax246 None of these guys actually have billions of cash sitting in their bank accounts. Most of their wealth are from the shares of stock they own of the companies they run. If they go and sell all of their shares for cash, the stock will plummet and could trigger a global stock crash.
Cause they can
Why spend $20k per day when you can spend $200k
@@c2thamax246 Welcome to capitalism 101. The way to win the game of capitalism is to have it all while everyone else has nothing.
3:12 "Poor guy couldn't even lose money if he tried" 😂
He's trying with twitter, just give it time.
@@onsokumaru4663 He made money with Twitter, because he used it to make Trump win the elections and he's now getting many billions from the government for Space X, Grok and Tesla.
I loved that one 😂😂
Give it more time and I suspect that "my heart goes out to you" salute will cost him more
@@crisgon9552 Yeah nah, only impotent libs care about that and they don't affect the real world.
How is anyone expecting Jensen to survive when he only has 10 or 20 billion left in the bank now? People are so heartless 😂
He has 108. Still he wouldn't last 3 months buying a super yacht every day
He has a whole lot more than that.
That leatherjacket is very expensive
Try 110 billion
Worst, he just shake hand Vietnamese PM and promised to build a research centre in Vietnam. I wonder how his plan for Vietnam go
"unemployed for a whole weekend", that is a tragedy.
😂😂😂
“Tim Cooke landed on the roof somehow…” 😂😂😂😂
The Apple way..
that was the funniest line
Haaaa 😂 got me laughing
They billionaires, they always fall upwards, somehow.
Thanks for bringing light to the problems of this suffering minority. Now the world is a better place.
Out of the goodness of my heart, I am more than willing to have the billions of dollars transferred to my account, so they can live a normal life.
@avensisverso i understand this can relate
If only they could afford to pay taxes like the rest of us schmucks.
i cant even capitalize THIS enough to express how much i agree
I'm sure if you were a billionaire you would be calling up the government to take your money....
@@stephenramos2824 If I was not a degenerate then yes. It is what pays for society to function.
oh you mean change the way their income sources, investments, and tax strategies are handled? They are paying taxes. Property taxes, sales taxes, and sometimes corporate taxes.
@@Adam-0830
They don’t pay taxes, they’re written off as company expenses, even purchasing homes and vehicles and even ships.
Have you even read your tax form…?
Even if they pay Property Tax, the total % of tax paid is INSANELY smaller than what a regular American citizen has to pay for their new home.
Normal citizens like that guy above can’t do that though.
And even if they pay corporate taxes, the rates they have to pay are 20% basics. Let’s not forget it’s 45% for you if you’re earning 100k above, which is 0.001% of these “billionaires”paid “corporate expenses” or write offs.
Let’s not mention fake losses by exaggerating costs or paying over-expensive services and products which actually funds back to their or their family member funds in that investment company which owns that very over-expensive products.
Yet regular citizens are forced to pay over-expensive products and services just to get by their daily life instead.
Poor Elon, man. I can't imagine having a net worth that is equivalent to the average GDP of a small country. It just absolutely SHATTERS my heart to see our heroes in this state. 😢
but all that money he could been helping Africa in so many ways... agreed is into his blood
@@unkown34x33 the continent is filled with corrupt people (in the last 30 years alone, trillions were dumped there with little left to show for it besides more countries alienating the west)
You mean small first world country. His net worth is more than 10 times the GDP of Uganda
Not even a big country, his wealth is just barely equal to a mid size or small country 😢
“I just hope Jensen has enough graphics cards to feed his family” is a great sentence considering that they are all not human
Zuckerberg saying "I was human..." is too perfect
It as honest a slip as Elon's double Seig Heil
I am not a Billionaire I am however autistic and can identify with that statement.
Never quite sure that I am or have been human.
@@philswift791human is a large spectrum…you still a human what ever you think
He almost let it slip he a lizard or a vampire
He is right. He was human .... and now he is a vampire. Sucking the blood of humans and leaving their pockets dry.
Thoughts and prayers for Jensen Huang and Sam Altman - somebody start a GoFundMe.
Yeah, but with "y" after "go".
You joke but some people once started one for some celebrity to reach 1 billion dollars in nett worth. Kylie Jenner or something
I lost over $150,000 investing in $GME and $BBBY, which was very depressing. Now, with low risk tolerance, I want to invest wisely. I’ve been researching index funds, ETFs, mutual funds, and growth stocks. I want a simple portfolio with about 3 holdings.
Directionally this makes sense; VOO, VGT, SCHD. Dollar-cost averaging into these ETFs will likely outperform most investors.
I love SCHD and currently own 604 shares. I regularly buy more shares, but I also invest in growth stocks/ETFs. Right now, I focus on growth, but I plan to switch to dividend-paying value stocks/ETFs eventually. It’s advisable to seek guidance from a financial advisor for a well-diversified portfolio instead of relying solely on speculations.
I couldn't agree more on the importance of expert financial guidance! With my demanding schedule, I knew I needed help navigating the stock market. So, I consulted a pro and invested in 2020 during the pandemic. Fast forward four years, and my portfolio has surged to nearly $1 million! It's been a game-changer.
Mind sharing basic info please? I'm 25, living in Miami, where I've encountered several millionaires, and my goal is to become one as well."
Lynne Diane Burgraff is the licensed advisor I use. Just google the name. You’d find necessary details to work with and set up an appointment. To be honest, I almost didn't buy the idea of letting someone handle growing my finance, but so glad I did.
"billionaire psychologist" in itself is hilarious. I wonder if those even exist
My next career. 🤔
They absolutely do, but i don't think it's a job you apply for😂.
dont worry, their handlers will give them a shoulder if needed.. it is just a big show, you will never see real owners in public.. all big corps own each other, it is a farce to enslave people..
Is a billionaire psychologist a psychologist who's a billionaire or a psychologist who only works for billionaires?
@@marcusmoonstein242 Why not both?
Thanks to Sam Tucker for shining light on the hardships faced by the top 1%.
4:02 omg my comment made the video yes!!!! Huge huge fan, really hope you and everyone have a great week - gonna go out and celebrate after this 😂🤩
Man, I was having a worktime blues kinda day, but now I can actually look at my meager life and not feel so bad for myself. I mean, it could be worse; I could be a billionaire that lost some millions of dollars. Now that's a rough time.
Funny how just one book can make such a difference. Lost Scrolls of Jewish Wealth opened my eyes to ideas I never would have considered otherwise.
great read
Bro what is with this book this book has been mentioned once in another comment section about economy
@@devil3742An utter waste of paper that exists solely to push antisemetic nonsense. The only thing it got right is that wealth can't be built through hard work.
We have to recoup Jensen's loss by buying their overpriced cards, especially the 5080. Come on guys, let's help them!
Yes by all means buy 2, don't be so mean. Poor man.
Unfortunately you can't buy them, they are all sold out. Maybe Jensen needs to start a gofundme.
If 3/4 of the frames are AI generated counterfeits, it's only fair if 3/4 of the money I pay for it is too.
@@atnfn Yes, never doubt people's capacity for stupidity. At best the 5080 is 8% faster than the last generation but still, they will buy them. Not good for productivity because of its low VRAM. So, who is buying these cards?
Help scalpers you mean? It's all sold out gl
Sometimes when I'm feeling sorry for myself I just have to be reminded that I've never lost $20 billion dollars before. Poor guys.
I love this channel! Very intelligent admin with a great sense of humor. Love this Joke 1:12 "he has 99 problems and b.. IS one" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I would swap places with them so that they don't have such a hard time.
And I would swap places with you if you are struggling so that you don't have such a hard time.
Thank you so much for being so caring.
3:24 That Severance nod is hilarious.
Thank you for putting all this in perspective. Here I was complaining about my 2.5% SS cola increase when these poor billionaires are suffering so much.I could never rap my head around even 1 billion let alone 400 billion but to lose 20 billion and not even really have an effect on the NVIDIA guys life just blew my mind. losing $1000 would have a massive effect on mine.
:shoulder_pat:
That's because they didn't lose any money. The value of what they own went down. I'm not blaming this channel in particular with the silly "He Lost $20B" caption - but so many media outlets will write things like "so and so loses $x billion in a day" when it's just their stock portfolio that lost value. They still have same number of stocks. That stock could easily re-gain its value.
Anyone with a retirement fund (eg superannuation in Australia, or 401k(?) in US) will experience the same thing.
Disclaimer: This is not a comment defending their obscene levels of wealth.
Tears... tears of mirth, that is.
This is so sad. We should keep them in our prayers how on earth will they survive💔
Love ya Sam! Your videos are literally the best way to get tech news, especially with a morning coffee 😊
I feel sorry for Nvidia. No wonder they can't afford to release all their GPUs with over 8GB of VRAM.
Are you kidding? They can barely release anything more than reviewers samples. Every gen since 10 series has been a paper launch. If it wasn't for crypto and ai boom which both imploded, they'd be still releasing 5070 with 8gb
@@r3tr0c0e3 Yes I was kidding. Surprised you didn't get that. Well, not really surprised.
Maybe with this they can make it more cheaper than AMD. So there stock can back up again. We will see 2-3 years.
I absolutely hate Nvidia for re-releasing 8GB video cards every year. Performance is crap and can't even beat last gen same tier video cards because Nvidia rebranded actual 4060 as 4070.
LMAO. 😂
Another one out of the park, Sam. Great video. You are a light in the turd filled abyss of the internet.
No more extinct animals for you Jensen .... we going to have to settle for endangered once 😂😂😂😂
"A mere multi, multi millionaire." Oh no! Oh! The HUMANITY! What a CATASTROPHE! I cry evertim.
You getting better and better.
Dude I love your channel. Great to find another Aussie TH-camr. Keep it up!
Zero sympathy for greedy billionaires
Eat.... The.... Rich....
I'm in the mood to play some Super Mario Bros. Are you guys game?
Boycott youtube
Capitalism system. Rich will get richer, poor will get poorer.
Capitalism is a competition, only the best or lucky will get all of the resources. Everyone else would need to depend on his altruism.
What's telling is that the money isn't enough. They keep doing these wacky stunts because they want our adoration.
It's truly pathetic.
Indeed. They all want you to know that they could have been physicists.
"can you recommend some video games" got me so hard in the cringe'ometer. the pathetic attempt at every single corner to appeal to the normal person, tharvest their sympathy and turn it into power. Now granted that one was sam altman, but they are all the same as you can see with the recent Yi Lon Ma debacle. They all just put on a mask in hopes that you like them, because they pretend to like what you do.
Literally the Orokin from warframe.
"They". Pretty sure it's just Elon doung that. The other billionaires know their lane and stay in it.
@ Oh, it's Branson and Zuckerberg and the Nvidia dude.
this is the best channel to watch while eating LOL
0:09 wtf, not gonna lie, Bezos looks great. He has ascended physically.
hardly an achievement if u have billions of dollars to throw at nutritionists and personal trainers, that will probably get shot to mars if they dont reach their daily goals of increasing your muscle mass.
Bro is built like old Joseph Joestar.
Not being number 1 billionaire anymore puts a lot of pressure off him. Everyone is now Musk focused. Good for Bezos.
0:41 😂😂😂😂mark
There they are, crying in dollars, whipping their tears with dollar bills! Such a fascinating species!
That Jeff Bezos laugh was the inspiration behind Dr. Evil’s character on the Austin Powers saga.
People in poor regions have lost everything - actually they never had anything in the first place -, but the media seems to be more worried about these poor billionaires.
Because most media funded/invested by these billionaire in one way or another.
1. Because billionaires own the media - Fox News owned by Rupert Murdoch,
Bloomberg news owned by Michael Bloomberg
CNN owned by multiple billionaire shareholders
Washington Post owned by Jeff Bezos
2.The more people lose everything because of these billionaires.... the more people have nothing to lose by ridding the world of these billionaires.
I really love this guy he funny like that
😂😂😂😂 I got stitches from laughing 😂😂
I love this channel lol.
Your videos never cease to bring a smile to my face! Well done!
They re coming for ya …run Sam! Run! 😂😂😂😂
When your so rich you end up on the roof somehow
Congrats on reaching up to a billion subscribers!!!
3:40 i m crying laughing
The quiet “Poor guy” killed me. 😂
This was a great video. The only thing it was missing was Sally Struthers crying. Yes, I'm old.
No need to worry, he can frame gen, I mean money gen his way back. Fake frames, fake money.
Who think that SAMTIME is the goat
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me!
Brilliant as always Sam 😂
The worst part is... even when these billionaires lose... they win.
One thousand seconds is less than a quarter hour, one million seconds is less than a fortnight. One billion seconds, however, is well over thirty years. Ten billion seconds and we're sailing in wooden ships, a hundred billion seconds and the goddamned *Roman Empire* could rise AND fall in that time... *SIX TIMES OVER!* Now that Long Stench is about to become a TRILLIONAIRE?!? Dude, the MAMMOTH wasn't extinct 1000000000000 seconds ago! We wuz livin' in CAVES, brah! ONE DUDE! ONE FAWKING GUY!
3:23 LMAO Tim's artificial hyper-elastic skin binding up a bit
I think no matter how much a person lacks a sense of humour, the level of sarcasm here can create one in them
about time someone talked about this issue about this nice people
Sam, Please make a part 2 on this videoo, this video is justt amazzinngg
Every single video here brings a smile to my face. Also laughter...smirking laughter...if that's a thing. It is now. Anyway thanks and please keep em coming dear sir
"Verily I tell you, they have their reward." In other words, it's nothing to be envious of.
3:50 Actually there's just one Bill there.
Also side note your suit is fire
All your videos are fantastic 🥇, money grows on trees for all of billionaires!!
Oh man, I didn't know it was this bad. F in chat for the billionaires 😢
Tim Apple and Steve Phones are my heroes
This is your best vid.
I tell you, the Chinese are the true gigachads. I wish them luck on their way.
I subscribe again 👍
Dude you're fuckin hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣
I much preferred robot shorthaired Zuckerberg to curly haired whatever he is now Zuckerberg
Wannabe surfer android AI pretending to be human and also pretending to enjoy drinking water
It's a PR stunt
He forgot to pay his tities, then he lost 20b.
1:57 "Thoughts and prayers"
Bezos is Lex Luther.
indeed
Sam. You look like a new and handsome man with that haircut my friend 👌🏼
2:46 26 millions since he donated 1 million to his campaign
This episode for some reason is soo funny 😂😂😂 almost peed my pants 😂😂😂
Brilliant the best yet, and almost probably true as far as they are concerned, meanwhile I am saving up for my next coffee 😭
Quality content, had me cracking up
This is hilarious man lmfaoooo
The roof 😅
Ronald McDonald Trump 😂😂😂😂
Why does Altman always look like a deer seeing headlights? 😉
high on crack
Let's make them feel the pain of paying taxes as much as we do. And that is justice 😂
We should open a GoFundMe for them.
Im going to donate my last 10 dollars for them, i think they need it more then me 😢
stop saying I should, start saying I will
@ I WILL open a GoFundMe for them. :D
And I WILL keep all of the money...
@ Of course they do, don't be greedy.
Great a daily dose of fun and real talent .... I love it . 👍
0:33 I'm the only person who got the "*or 10" cubes joke 😭
I don't get it
And not being able to go anywhere an open window [even on the ground floor]. Oh the humanity!
We joke about Zuck et. al. being post-humans, but the guy whose last name is "ALT-MAN" gets a pass.
Because that's Sams alt-man, he wouldn't dare to touch it🥁
Relax man, he's just into alt rock. That's why they call him the altman.
Sam u are hilarious 😅🤣
Billionaires psychologist 😂
What a SAVAGE
I was very much expecting the classic "That's incredible" clip from Tim Cook
Top tier satire
Being a billionaire should be illegal, nobody should be allowed to hoard that kind of money only for their own.
I made the same point. I mean I don't know how well received it is because it's a political point and this is a comedy channel but no one should own a billion dollars or anywhere close to it. It's just immoral because it cannot be done in a way that doesn't involve massive exploitation or treating the planet like an infinite resource (not to mention an infinite garbage can)
It is mostly fake money number. You take lastest stock price and multiply the number by stocks you own. If he wanted to cash out it would be way less.
@@monsterboomer8051not really. It’s how a single man bought twitter and controls the messaging.
That laugh at the end could very well described as a "working laugh" according to Chandler from tv series friends
one percent represent!
That was a hella fun vid. Laughed my a$$ off man
I love your work
I understand ...last week , I lost a $ 20 bill.
1:01 just say.... "Nvidia's DJ Koh" 🥰🥰