Phil tried to play the original STALKER years ago. He charged straight into irradiated zones, ignored his screeching Geiger counter, then died and rage-quit the game. 🤣
He's not wearing headphones so he can't even zone in on the enemies exact location. Combine that with his prehistoric gamer sense and you have DSP the epitome of trash.
I switch between headphones and external speaker when playing this on my pc and i can still tell which direction sounds are coming from. Phil is just bad
Yeah exactly right, the PC he was "gifted" was perfectly fine for how view people care about him, and nobody cares about quality. He just wanted to buy more toys. Also he claimed this was the last thing he was spending money on (self admitting he was buying everything himself) but you know when christmas comes around hes going to 'spoil himself' and buy more crap.
I just like to point out that when DSP whines about nobody talking to him he's actually whining about a lack of tips, I guess $300 wasn't enough for him.
@@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926 Not always. He expects people to be engaged all the time. Even side conversations aren't allowed. It's just to protect his ego that no one really watches him.
The guy bans everyone that talks and even bans people for “not talking about what’s relevant to the stream” then wonders why nobody is talking 💀💀💀 meanwhile all he does is ask for money and talk about donation goals
YOU WANT ME TO RUN THIS WAR FOR YOU? YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHERE TO POINT THE FUCKING GUN! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELLLLL MEEEEEEE I SHOULDN'T POINT THE GUN TOWARDS MYSELF? WHAT DO THEY EXPECT ME TO DO?
Yeah he's got a politics channel for that kind of stuff oakhey? Gotta be conversation about what's happening on screen, you have to sit down and turn your computer on to exclusively have access to darksydephil and his chat or your a loser weirdo stalker with no life or parental supervision. You're just a TROLL if you don't live for Phil and his every photon of live entertainment, because that's what it is, right?
DSP's concept of stealth is "IF I DON'T SEE AN ENEMY, THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY SEE ME! EVERY ENEMY IS INVISIBLE DOOD! THEY'RE ALL BUGGED IT'S NOT REALISTSIC NO ONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR FOOTSTEPS OR GUNSHOTS! I PRACTICE WALKING ON MY TOES DOOD I MAKE NO NOISE IN REAL LIFE BECAUSE I SIT ON MY COUCH ALL DAY!"
@@internetexplorer3596 That does not change the fact that he stands out in the open, does not use cover and does not change position at all. Even if the game was in a perfect state he would still be playing it like a single celled organism.
@RD-lb3st there was a panel from capcom that showed a picture of DSP on the TV screen or projector screen when they were asked why do they make games so simple nowadays. Basically no critical thinking required. It was hilarious
What’s with the butch bird nest on top of his head? Lmao 🤣 He’s so funky looking, whiny nasally voice, and “the somebody farted” look on his face is truly something special
10:19 No attempt to take cover, no attempt to move, no attempt to maybe use something more useful, no attempt to heal. Yet, it’s the game’s fault. He plays like it’s Call of Duty
I knew he was going to hate this game after playing it myself for an hour. The game being a little buggy (but not unplayably so), a built in death counter, and enemies that do real damage to you (even if you get handed medkits like candy)... That is a formula for a game destined for the shadow realm.
> Gets into a tower with 360* holes to shoot through and be shot from. > Hears there are enemies near by, > Gets shot at from multiple directions, > Decides to do a jumping puzzle while getting shot at and thinks it's the games fault he died. I swear we will see that jumping click in a Ubisoft conference defending the need for yellow paint because some people are this regarded.
DSP seems to be operating under the delusion that enemies shouldn't be able to see him if he can't see them and there's also the fact that he just doesn't know how guns are supposed to work because he seems to think assault rifles are only accurate if you're standing a few feet from your target, which means he'll cry foul if he get's repeatedly hit by somebody using an assault rifle at long range.
@@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926he also thinks that using full auto makes shots completely unmanageable, when that's just his experience because he mag dumps instead of using short controlled bursts.
@@left-2-write28 DSP mag dumps because he lives in his own bubble universe where guns don't have recoil when you fire them and bullets don't have penetration*. *Nothing pisses him off more in CoD MP than somebody shooting him through his precious cover.
04:49 DSP is wondering how the enemies can see him in the building, but doesn't seem to realize that his fucking flashlight is on and after he dies he cries about getting snipped by an enemy that was "a million miles away" when you can clearly see the enemies are less than 40 feet away at most if you pause at 04:59
"Its 2024. I need enemies obviously highlighted in huge auras of red, show exactly where they are on the map and they let me kill them in one shot while they do no damage to me. Hold my hand through the whole game and let me easily win. Or else the game is trash, dood. Just outdated."
Bro exactly The game is about as modern as it gets, it just isn't an arcade shooter. It makes it as easy as possible in so many other ways but takes the actual world and gameplay seriously and it causes Dave to short circuit 🤣🤣🤣
Man, Phil must be the unluckiest person alive. None of his games is working correctly. Every shooter he plays has bugged aiming while every fighting game drops his inputs.
lol just Phil stalker is pretending or well known in the states pc gamers younger then him can play the old stalker games with ease don’t put us in the same pit of this idiot 😂😂.
I do that so much lol I’m new to the franchise and in 20 hours so far I’ve completely changed the way I played after the first few hours to adapt to how the game is. Once I did that and kept going it’s now become my favorite game in the entire genre hands down lol game is legendary imo I’ll die on that hill.
That is what enraged me the most. Soft unemployed dude complaining about people with jobs working during a war and that was his response? Absolutely disgusting
@@chupitrooper5878tbh, people act like you can't criticize the game because the devs are Ukrainian. They're the ones who released and sold an alpha at full price. People would've had no problem waiting if the game eventually came out good but the game feels super outdated and unfinished. Edit: Just lost a 20 hr game save because all of them became corrupted somehow. Yeah this game is simply bad. Idk what else to say. Probably done for good.
I have almost 30 hours in stalker 2 and watching his gameplay is the most frustrating thing. Yeah, let's just stand there, get shot, die and blame the game. I have had 20 guys spawn in one checkpoint and have 5 blood suckers spawn in another and I made it out fine, yet he can't get away from 3 dudes while he has advantage lol
Sometimes, I legit wonder if his brain is disfunctional or not. Like, he legit just stands in one place and shoots. He doesn't move, he doesn't try to find cover, he doesn't even SHOOT PROPERLY.
Thoose who seen through the facade of chill streams left already. Denties are not able to focus and pay attention to anything that demands it - like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2. Just like their master.
Streak dead because of PC issues Streak dead because of schedule change Tips low because of the game played Kick chat dead because of STALKER 2 It's never Phil that's the issue
I’m so happy he can’t play anything. He thinks everything is terrible because of his lack of skill and talent. And, because of his fragile ego, he will never go back and play them later to reattempt them after he’s calmed down from a temper tantrum. It just makes the disconnection between what he thinks a good game is even wider. It’s soooo delightful.
It's literally 3-4 people and we've never had him so close to the end, just gotta give them that extra little push and expose their true love for Phil only to have it dashed by something he took out of context.
Pretty much the same on yt. He doesnt have a community to support him, he has 2 dents with multiple personalities and a willingness to felt themselves for a gouty 42 year old flaggit
It all goes back to his original attempts to parrot angry video game nerd. "This game sucks my ass dood!" He hasn't developed anything more than that in 15 years.
Remember fellas, having difficulty and requiring patience in a video game is "outdated" You must comply to Phil's 5 second ADHD and have constant action, done only by mashing one button. That's REAL game design for you. No time to think.
That’s one of the most frustrating clips to watch I’ve ever seen my god He Phil maybe GO OUTSIDE AND SEE WHOS SHOOTING AT YOU?!? He was camping inside complaining, acting like he was playing warzone just unwilling to move. He just expects the a.I to perfectly stand still in the open for him Jesus Christ
Him missing with the sniper rifle is painful to watch, Sir this is a single player game AND YOU STILL MISS LMAO. Also Phil's idea of stealth in all games is: stand out in open
I didn’t know anything about this game and wasn’t sure if it was single player or multiplayer. Thank for clearing it up and making him getting killed so much funnier.
Totally wrong game for bad players. :) I am veteran and good at Stalker games, played Misery mod and Anomaly mod and i died 1000s of times in total. I can only imagine his statistics after a year of playing these games. :)
He thought Black Myth was boring He thought Black Ops 6 was boring He thinks Stalker 2 is boring If TH-cam allowed images to be posted I'd post the "that one friend who doesn't like ANYTHING" meme
As someone that's currently playing stalker 2 myself, I couldn't imagine trying to play this game with a controller, you need that super fast reaction time sometimes in enemy encounters that only mouse and keyboard provides.
Lol. You obviously don't use a controller much if at all. And there is no situation in this game where you need to quickly switch targets etc. It's not COD. duh.
@@SirGreenDay I use a controller for mostly console type games, typically 3rd person view, like Dark Souls and Elden Ring, not for these types of games, that wouldn't make sense to me. Besides, have you actually played this game yourself and if so, what difficulty are you playing on?
17:33 I just love how he completely misses the enemy when he appears in front of him and then proceeds to stay in one place and wonder why he died, my man even the bot tried to dodge you and you did not, what did you think you are the only person shooting? lmao
"Who wants to play a retro game design from 2008 in 2024, snort." Yes, Left 4 Dead, Gears of War 2, and Metal Gear Solid 5 certainly don't hold up to our modern standards
The two best moments in this video - the first is when he says that stealth missions should consist of simply dressing like the enemy, and that's it. No skill or tactics or any thought at all. Just press A to change outfit, and then walk past all the enemies. One button to win lol. The second is when his aim is so bad he gives up and switchs to 'nades. But then he can't even aim the 'nades.😂
Creators who act like this don't deserve partnership. TH-cam is absolute trash by letting scum like this make money on their site. And for him to behave this way during the holidays is even more scummy.
What can you expect from Kick when it's literally just his normal fans from TH-cam watching on two platforms at once, minus those who refused to move like Jayde. And of course detractors but honestly his gameplay has become so boring it's hard to even find things to make fun of so can't blame them for just tuning out.
Phil tried to play the original STALKER years ago. He charged straight into irradiated zones, ignored his screeching Geiger counter, then died and rage-quit the game. 🤣
After all, this is the fool who tried to take down a sniper in MGS3 with a shotgun
Stalker 2 is a pile of shit
He's doing the same for STALKER 2 lol. The inability to adapt and learn.
@@krazykuz13cmcstop trying to be like Stalker 2
@@krazykuz13cmc anime profile pic. Opinion denied. Seek therapy furry
remember when he thought he will be one of the biggest streamers on kick instantly
People like me now Craig
‘they do this program where if you get enough viewers they PAY you weekly, idk if we will hit that level but it would be cool, right???’
He isn't even in the recommended tab. And I get streamer with 2 or 5 viewers as recommended on Kick
Became biggest streamer on "Kicked Instantly" lol
The biggest lolcow for sure
Bans people for smallest of offences, insults his viewers, shouts at them and complains if people talk amongst themselves.
"Why is nobody talking?!"
threatens to turn off the stream to kick even
“Why is nobody talking” is basically “Why am I getting no money”
That opening with the mansion should have a little dog house for oic
He's not wearing headphones so he can't even zone in on the enemies exact location. Combine that with his prehistoric gamer sense and you have DSP the epitome of trash.
I switch between headphones and external speaker when playing this on my pc and i can still tell which direction sounds are coming from. Phil is just bad
@@scream-qf5qd I'm sure you're playing this on your desk like a normal person. Phil playes on a tv across the room.
There is marks on the screen showing you were enemies are, its not even bloodsplatters, the compass shows you
@@hypoxxi5505But dood you are forgetting that he operates a business and a household, he ain't got the funds for a desk 😂
This game isn’t difficult at all to begin with, watered down stalker game and I want my money back but I won’t get it back.
"we often have fun back and forth conversation"
when, Phil? when? name a single time.
When people donate to him, duh? You give him money, he gives you a shoutout. It's a robust exchange of words.
You sure aren’t allowed to have conversations about steak and sports, so what’s he talking about?
Alotta Peepul is his best friend, they talk all the time
@@Ihavethetouchthis is true. Remember, everybody likes him now!
@@machineblue6212 A real Blue Collar worker just like us 😂
So he bought another expensive Computer and like two capture cards just to stream to crickets on kick? Wow, what an amazing business man.
Yeah exactly right, the PC he was "gifted" was perfectly fine for how view people care about him, and nobody cares about quality. He just wanted to buy more toys.
Also he claimed this was the last thing he was spending money on (self admitting he was buying everything himself) but you know when christmas comes around hes going to 'spoil himself' and buy more crap.
He's also going to constantly record to an SSD so who knows how long that will last.
@@Corrderio My recordings have huge corrupted chunks guys... this thing only lasted a year?!
@@Corrderio "there's no heat sink for it but it'll be fine" said Phil as he jammed the NVMe into the slot
“No one talked on kick for 13 minutes”
People go hours on kick with a message. Dude is so entitled, it’s amazing.
I just like to point out that when DSP whines about nobody talking to him he's actually whining about a lack of tips, I guess $300 wasn't enough for him.
@@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926 Not always. He expects people to be engaged all the time. Even side conversations aren't allowed. It's just to protect his ego that no one really watches him.
How is he not aware enough to know he is boring af?
Phil often denies it and copes that it's the games fault not him 😅😅😅
It’s Phil. He’s completely incapable of having any sort of self awareness.
I wonder sometimes if it’s not an elaborate counter troll measure but that’s more effort than he’d ever do.
The guy bans everyone that talks and even bans people for “not talking about what’s relevant to the stream” then wonders why nobody is talking 💀💀💀 meanwhile all he does is ask for money and talk about donation goals
@@scorpion6328 It's difficult being perfect
Phil: "This game is outdated."
Also Phil: "I'm the retro-game king, ack ack ack!"
"the game is outdated" is philanese for "this game is not a walking simulator"
He doesn't say "ack ack ack".
He's goes "ha ha ha ha" like a very distinguished gentleman from the 1800's.
*starts acking 3 secs later*
The game does feel really outdated though. Not defending Phil btw.
Acting like this after making 300 fucking dollars in a few hours is crazy
Imagine being so low on the social food chain that you give your money to an inbred like Phil..
DSP in war zone, shouting at the top of his lungs: "I'M GETTING SHOT, WHERE ARE THEY?? WHY CAN'T I SEE THEM!?"
WHERE DID YOU THROW THE GRENADE YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME
YOU WANT ME TO RUN THIS WAR FOR YOU? YOU HAVEN'T TOLD ME WHERE TO POINT THE FUCKING GUN! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELLLLL MEEEEEEE I SHOULDN'T POINT THE GUN TOWARDS MYSELF? WHAT DO THEY EXPECT ME TO DO?
NOBODY TOLD ME WHERE THE FIREFIGHT WAS! DO I HAVE TO RUN YOUR FUCKING WAR TOO?!
OMG ITS BUGGED!!YOU SEE THAT?? YEAH LOOK! ITS GLITCHED OUT!!OH MY GOD YOU SEE THAT RIGHT???WOW WHAT A GREAT GAME.
THE REALITY ATE MY INPUT DOOD
Gets mad because people aren't talking but bans people for talking about anything other than him for "derailment"
lmao, reminds me Steeltoe Morning Show former co host April getting upset about "cross talk" in the chat
Yeah he's got a politics channel for that kind of stuff oakhey? Gotta be conversation about what's happening on screen, you have to sit down and turn your computer on to exclusively have access to darksydephil and his chat or your a loser weirdo stalker with no life or parental supervision. You're just a TROLL if you don't live for Phil and his every photon of live entertainment, because that's what it is, right?
"Gonna be some problems doing stealth in a game like this."
Proceeds to stand in an open yard with enemies walking past.
Game is bugged where enemies will detect you through cover
DSP's concept of stealth is "IF I DON'T SEE AN ENEMY, THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY SEE ME! EVERY ENEMY IS INVISIBLE DOOD! THEY'RE ALL BUGGED IT'S NOT REALISTSIC NO ONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR FOOTSTEPS OR GUNSHOTS! I PRACTICE WALKING ON MY TOES DOOD I MAKE NO NOISE IN REAL LIFE BECAUSE I SIT ON MY COUCH ALL DAY!"
@@internetexplorer3596 That does not change the fact that he stands out in the open, does not use cover and does not change position at all. Even if the game was in a perfect state he would still be playing it like a single celled organism.
Still hasn't learned that he's the entertainer, he's supposed to start conversations...not wait for people in chat to talk to him while he plays
And if they are talking about something other than Pigroach and his shitty gameplay, he'll squash it.
@@MartinPutniorz(someone in chat brings up a new topic) "HUH?? WHAT?? Nobody is talking about that, what even is that?"
He's the talent, according to him.
"I can't tell what I can grab and what I can't"
If only there was yellow paint on it for you Phil 🙄
He would know about "grabbing things".
@@aj_gen_ace Camera's been on the whole time, huh?
Phil is the reason devs have to put yellow paint on ladders in games
@RD-lb3st there was a panel from capcom that showed a picture of DSP on the TV screen or projector screen when they were asked why do they make games so simple nowadays. Basically no critical thinking required. It was hilarious
@@RD-lb3st or it was a ubisoft conference. I can't remember
"Hitting me for insane damage" It's a bullet lol
A ZILLION damage dood!!!
*Gets shot in the head, and brains splatters all over the pavement.* “Wow! I instantly died!? Fuck this game, it’s not my fault!”
"You can't do stealth in this game"
> Stands still in the middle on an enemy zone
"Youre just an idiot" he says as he pours water from a bottle to his cup
Kick people even beginning to hate him and tune out.
some of the kick comments were brutally funny
Kick chat is like 4-5 dents and the rest is LARPers and trolls. It's so funny.
asks should he shut the stream off lmao
I feel over time he'll get a troll following on Kick which will cause him to leave. Which is what everyone predicted really.
@@Clamfacedthey just need to understand that the biggest troll of all is to not give him money
What’s with the butch bird nest on top of his head? Lmao 🤣
He’s so funky looking, whiny nasally voice, and “the somebody farted” look on his face is truly something special
If he didn't dye his hair, he'd be loaded with Grey hairs lol
bald spot and probably doesn't take minoxidil or do anything to combat it or even accept it and go bald
10:19 No attempt to take cover, no attempt to move, no attempt to maybe use something more useful, no attempt to heal.
Yet, it’s the game’s fault. He plays like it’s Call of Duty
I knew he was going to hate this game after playing it myself for an hour. The game being a little buggy (but not unplayably so), a built in death counter, and enemies that do real damage to you (even if you get handed medkits like candy)... That is a formula for a game destined for the shadow realm.
He’s complaining about Ward I can’t wait till he experiences the grand daddy of all paramilitary Stalkers.
> Gets into a tower with 360* holes to shoot through and be shot from.
> Hears there are enemies near by,
> Gets shot at from multiple directions,
> Decides to do a jumping puzzle while getting shot at and thinks it's the games fault he died.
I swear we will see that jumping click in a Ubisoft conference defending the need for yellow paint because some people are this regarded.
tbh that house is actually nice you can abuse one-way angles he just blows
Tbh the enemy accuracy is broken in this game, they always have like 100%
God of war moment
How is he so bad at shooters, he just stands in the open all the time 😂
Dood it’s a shooter and he’s shooting. He’s doing everything correct, the game is just bad, do you understand?
DSP seems to be operating under the delusion that enemies shouldn't be able to see him if he can't see them and there's also the fact that he just doesn't know how guns are supposed to work because he seems to think assault rifles are only accurate if you're standing a few feet from your target, which means he'll cry foul if he get's repeatedly hit by somebody using an assault rifle at long range.
@@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926he also thinks that using full auto makes shots completely unmanageable, when that's just his experience because he mag dumps instead of using short controlled bursts.
@@left-2-write28 DSP mag dumps because he lives in his own bubble universe where guns don't have recoil when you fire them and bullets don't have penetration*.
*Nothing pisses him off more in CoD MP than somebody shooting him through his precious cover.
@@chaptermastermarneuscalgar6926 Like a 1 year old who thinks when they cover their eyes no one can see them because they can’t see.
0:32 Phil can never admit or grasp that if the Chat is Dead, it is HIS fault for not having the ability to Entertain....
No dood, it's the game's fault, not him! Phil is never at fault!
And banning any conversation that does not revolves around him or the game.
Can pick up any game and play at a professional level remember
Lol I still can't believe he said that
One of the top overall gamers in the country.
You don't get it dood, he said can, not will, so eff you, you're banned ack ack
04:49 DSP is wondering how the enemies can see him in the building, but doesn't seem to realize that his fucking flashlight is on and after he dies he cries about getting snipped by an enemy that was "a million miles away" when you can clearly see the enemies are less than 40 feet away at most if you pause at 04:59
He’s just flailing expecting them to be there
6:45 "This is one of those games you have to save massively" I don't know why but that dumb sentence cracked me up.
tbf save scumming is part of the stalker experience lol
Its called a quicksave for a reason. Dave likes to have 50 active hard saves like an actual tard lmao@@ilovebigboobs1
It's up there with "Taking a sip of drink."
@@JathanielLunnington that got me good 😂
He just says words.
The dramatic strings every time Phil says something boring in an overly excited way is my favourite meme on this channel.
I think its from the 1974 movie texas chainsaw massacre.
What’s the name of the sound bite
"Its 2024. I need enemies obviously highlighted in huge auras of red, show exactly where they are on the map and they let me kill them in one shot while they do no damage to me. Hold my hand through the whole game and let me easily win. Or else the game is trash, dood. Just outdated."
And yellow paint to show me where to go, dood!
Pure chud logic
And even with all that, he would still fail 😂
Bro exactly
The game is about as modern as it gets, it just isn't an arcade shooter. It makes it as easy as possible in so many other ways but takes the actual world and gameplay seriously and it causes Dave to short circuit 🤣🤣🤣
I can't believe these AI "psychic snipers" are working together to take down the great warrior hero of the people, Phil. Is Skynet here already?
Man, Phil must be the unluckiest person alive. None of his games is working correctly. Every shooter he plays has bugged aiming while every fighting game drops his inputs.
Minimum effort, maximum victim hood.
"Personally, I don't think either candidate was very good" Wow, this guy has some controversial opinions!
STUNNING, BRAVE, BEAUTIFUL!!!
He’s just so scared of pushback
his simple american mind cannot fathom the raw eurojank experience
lol just Phil stalker is pretending or well known in the states pc gamers younger then him can play the old stalker games with ease don’t put us in the same pit of this idiot 😂😂.
*leans in*
Bruh DSP got that LTG shooter sense - the second firing starts he stands perfectly still lmao.
this is a game you have to save MASSIVELY and OFTEN
F5 PTSD
I do that so much lol I’m new to the franchise and in 20 hours so far I’ve completely changed the way I played after the first few hours to adapt to how the game is. Once I did that and kept going it’s now become my favorite game in the entire genre hands down lol game is legendary imo I’ll die on that hill.
I don't get why he play shooters, he gotta be the worst player i seen on those type of games
Game was made during a war
"wow you can tell"
What a pos
Bugged empathy mechanics
That is what enraged me the most. Soft unemployed dude complaining about people with jobs working during a war and that was his response? Absolutely disgusting
@@chupitrooper5878tbh, people act like you can't criticize the game because the devs are Ukrainian. They're the ones who released and sold an alpha at full price. People would've had no problem waiting if the game eventually came out good but the game feels super outdated and unfinished.
Edit: Just lost a 20 hr game save because all of them became corrupted somehow. Yeah this game is simply bad. Idk what else to say. Probably done for good.
@@Jacket01 Even still Dave's famously lacking in empathy, to say nothing of his unreliability as a narrator.
@@Jacket01good thing it’s on game pass
"This game is frustrating because it's not straight forward."
Wow he's pathetic lol
Phil has 1 positive trait: sheer determination. Failure for decades but he never gives up on his "career"
Based but truth is he’s just scared to do 9-5
It's a herculean feat not to fall asleep watching this guy's stream , even those mini clips of him are boring AF.
If that's the case let me go there. I could use a playlist to fall asleep to at night. 😂
@aaron_aj_knight_95 oh you won't be disappointed.
I actually use his streams to sleep LMAO
That's some high-quality salted goutpork, tell you what.
10:35 'tho'
11:52 'thtealth'
Love it when he goes from Porky to Daffy Duck.
Second one he was doing a voice
Laser focused on chat so he can ban anyone making fun of him but chat is bored and wont talk to him lol
Completely incapable of enjoying anything that doesn't involve money or WWEC. Perfect material for a game streamer if you ask me.
Complains in CoD because he can't use strategic, intelligent gameplay. Players STALKER and complains because the AI is smarter than he is...
I have almost 30 hours in stalker 2 and watching his gameplay is the most frustrating thing. Yeah, let's just stand there, get shot, die and blame the game. I have had 20 guys spawn in one checkpoint and have 5 blood suckers spawn in another and I made it out fine, yet he can't get away from 3 dudes while he has advantage lol
18:01
Of course he would call a magazine a clip.
Sometimes, I legit wonder if his brain is disfunctional or not. Like, he legit just stands in one place and shoots. He doesn't move, he doesn't try to find cover, he doesn't even SHOOT PROPERLY.
Jesus Christ this is so painful to watch
Thoose who seen through the facade of chill streams left already. Denties are not able to focus and pay attention to anything that demands it - like S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2. Just like their master.
You have to watch the gameplay, follow his talking points, follow the comments and steal your parents' credit cards all at the same time
Streak dead because of PC issues
Streak dead because of schedule change
Tips low because of the game played
Kick chat dead because of STALKER 2
It's never Phil that's the issue
I’m so happy he can’t play anything. He thinks everything is terrible because of his lack of skill and talent. And, because of his fragile ego, he will never go back and play them later to reattempt them after he’s calmed down from a temper tantrum. It just makes the disconnection between what he thinks a good game is even wider. It’s soooo delightful.
He only has a handful of people giving him money. Not surprised
It's pretty fucking pathetic how much they give him too, for this crap content
Didn’t ask
It's literally 3-4 people and we've never had him so close to the end, just gotta give them that extra little push and expose their true love for Phil only to have it dashed by something he took out of context.
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkf ok oic or Adam.
@@fgagaerhjhjyfyjfyyjkfHello dent!
Kick is only held up by 2 whales gifting subs, the rest of the people are just trolls larping or waiting to talk shit.
Thx for the update
Pretty much the same on yt. He doesnt have a community to support him, he has 2 dents with multiple personalities and a willingness to felt themselves for a gouty 42 year old flaggit
Brute Force Burnell meets the Skill Check.
He gives the same remarks every game he plays, I swear
Every game is trash. He doing everything right.
It all goes back to his original attempts to parrot angry video game nerd. "This game sucks my ass dood!" He hasn't developed anything more than that in 15 years.
Lmao, the game has a region named "Garbage"... Perfect for the guy.
Getting shot, still stands in the open, cries about getting swisscheezed. God, he is so dumb, walking sims are the only games he can be good at
18:46 - Lol! The way Phil keeps shooting and missing every time while his target just casually keeps on walking. Reminds me of a Mad TV skit.
Remember fellas, having difficulty and requiring patience in a video game is "outdated"
You must comply to Phil's 5 second ADHD and have constant action, done only by mashing one button.
That's REAL game design for you. No time to think.
Why TF are people still giving this guy money?
That’s one of the most frustrating clips to watch I’ve ever seen my god
He Phil maybe GO OUTSIDE AND SEE WHOS SHOOTING AT YOU?!?
He was camping inside complaining, acting like he was playing warzone just unwilling to move. He just expects the a.I to perfectly stand still in the open for him Jesus Christ
Him missing with the sniper rifle is painful to watch, Sir this is a single player game AND YOU STILL MISS LMAO.
Also Phil's idea of stealth in all games is: stand out in open
I didn’t know anything about this game and wasn’t sure if it was single player or multiplayer. Thank for clearing it up and making him getting killed so much funnier.
Banned, Banned, Banned. Gone. Forever.
DSP: Why is no one talking to me? Hello?
He’s not capable of making a rational decision it’s unbelievable
This game is not for bad gamers.
Totally wrong game for bad players. :) I am veteran and good at Stalker games, played Misery mod and Anomaly mod and i died 1000s of times in total. I can only imagine his statistics after a year of playing these games. :)
Khat said he better fake that goal and not go overtime again or she's staying with her mother permanently
Yellow paint is put in games for people like DSP.
No. Yellow paint is put in games for people smarter than DSP.
that intro cracks me up everytime
18:02 It's not a clip you jagoff, it's a magazine.
As if it matters
Yeah, I noticed that too. Got a good laugh from me.
To quote penguinz0: Those aren’t clips, they’re mags.
**insert the clip of "These are mags" from Sir Moist**
He thought Black Myth was boring
He thought Black Ops 6 was boring
He thinks Stalker 2 is boring
If TH-cam allowed images to be posted I'd post the "that one friend who doesn't like ANYTHING" meme
Zero dents paying = boring to him
You make more views in 40 minutes than he makes in a month, but "nobody cares about detractors guise *snort* "
"Ugh this game is so poorly designed i have to go ALL the way back here???"
Also philly: "I have to now remember to save my game apparently"
0:21 I swear, Phil thinks his viewers are there to entertain HIM! Hes such a backwards person
yes, stalker 2 is to blame & definitely not the guy who plays/speaks at a 3rd grader skill level
Of course they’re asleep he’s zero entertainment
As someone that's currently playing stalker 2 myself, I couldn't imagine trying to play this game with a controller, you need that super fast reaction time sometimes in enemy encounters that only mouse and keyboard provides.
Lol. You obviously don't use a controller much if at all.
And there is no situation in this game where you need to quickly switch targets etc. It's not COD. duh.
It's a FPS.. I only good with mouse.. like every FPS.
@@SirGreenDayyou've obviously never used a keyboard and mouse, or played any of the stalker games, have fun with your little boy controller Philly
@@SirGreenDay I use a controller for mostly console type games, typically 3rd person view, like Dark Souls and Elden Ring, not for these types of games, that wouldn't make sense to me. Besides, have you actually played this game yourself and if so, what difficulty are you playing on?
17:33 I just love how he completely misses the enemy when he appears in front of him and then proceeds to stay in one place and wonder why he died, my man even the bot tried to dodge you and you did not, what did you think you are the only person shooting? lmao
He rage quit Stalker 1 three years ago and now he is about to rage quit Stalker 2
"It's 2024! The game should have yellow paint everywhere and let me win!"
It's always funny when he pretends to care when his fans don't chat when he only cares for the money.
Kick chat more silent than chernobyl
All he wants is a game of tik tak toe dressed up with good graphics.
Sweaty man JPEG candy crush. That is peak gameplay for the Pigroach.
No lag in a single player only game. Can’t blame roll back net code or packet bursts for your lack of skill.
I love how he goes to critique and chastising instead of thinking what he could do better. 😂
What a weirdo.
>fires an unsuppressed rifle at night
"hOw doEs hE kNoW wHeRE I aM??"
He can't play a game that even shows the little gun flash
It's so insane to me that if the game isn't kid level, or holding his hand it is a sucky game lmfao.
"Who wants to play a retro game design from 2008 in 2024, snort." Yes, Left 4 Dead, Gears of War 2, and Metal Gear Solid 5 certainly don't hold up to our modern standards
He's so useless he actually looks at chat for help in the middle of a firefight lmao.
Toddler complaing about not being able to be a 1 man army without putting in any effort or awareness.
“How do I beat it” as he stares at an empty chat while getting shot lmao
I wanna see Piggy play Escape from Tarkov. He wouldn't last 10 minutes.
The two best moments in this video - the first is when he says that stealth missions should consist of simply dressing like the enemy, and that's it. No skill or tactics or any thought at all. Just press A to change outfit, and then walk past all the enemies. One button to win lol.
The second is when his aim is so bad he gives up and switchs to 'nades. But then he can't even aim the 'nades.😂
This game is more impressive than if DSP made of diamonds
God Damn phil really had Battle Royale flashbacks camping in that building while being shot at.
This dude could play Super Mario, fail at it and complain the game is broken.
wow dood it’s dropping inputs
@@luisisonyoutube83 it would call the goombas and Mario detractors. xD
@DaimonAnimations "How is Bowser hitting me dood?! Oh look im out of lives now i have to start over!"
@@satiricalzero "Who made that effing cloud to be able to kill me the game is cheating! Nintendo has screwed up!"
Creators who act like this don't deserve partnership. TH-cam is absolute trash by letting scum like this make money on their site. And for him to behave this way during the holidays is even more scummy.
What can you expect from Kick when it's literally just his normal fans from TH-cam watching on two platforms at once, minus those who refused to move like Jayde. And of course detractors but honestly his gameplay has become so boring it's hard to even find things to make fun of so can't blame them for just tuning out.