DSP Absolute DISASTER New PC Building Stream, Loses His Marbles for 3 Hours & Calls It Quits

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  • @pigroachman8712
    @pigroachman8712 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +352

    Are you telling me the compulsive liar who ‘used to build PC’s ‘ by his own words, just proved to us he’s more technologically illiterate than most of our grandparents? 😱

    • @_Brazen_
      @_Brazen_ 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Yup!

    • @DrakeHunter324
      @DrakeHunter324 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Yes, that seems like a correct assessment.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Someone had to tell him to stop saying solid state drive and use ssd instead.

    • @khaoscero
      @khaoscero 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This shocks me.

    • @RampagingJupiter
      @RampagingJupiter 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      this.

  • @tjstarzz9231
    @tjstarzz9231 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +242

    The man bought 4 PCs, all of which were 'dysfunctional' or detractors lmao

    • @thegadflygang5381
      @thegadflygang5381 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      PCs are known haters

    • @RampagingJupiter
      @RampagingJupiter 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      The man put on a payment plan 2 of the 4 PCs. Dents "donated" the other 2.

    • @MASTERJJ1995
      @MASTERJJ1995 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Samsung are a detractor 😂😂

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct.

    • @JG0en187
      @JG0en187 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      He has a total of 8 PCs at the dent cave lol

  • @Redribbo
    @Redribbo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +440

    this is the same man who claims to have built computers

    • @deadexo-3
      @deadexo-3 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      He always proves he’s a liar.

    • @Chengeist
      @Chengeist 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      With Lego, maybe

    • @mastershake42019
      @mastershake42019 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      At a professional level no less lol!

    • @wildwest1832
      @wildwest1832 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Wait so he wasnt a bodybuilder too?

    • @deadexo-3
      @deadexo-3 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ if you see old photos of Phil, he looked like a cancer patient before getting fat.

  • @Soulmakerc
    @Soulmakerc 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +239

    If his office looks like this, I can only imagine the disaster he calls home 😂

    • @kristianp293
      @kristianp293 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      "office"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DarkPatro56
      @DarkPatro56 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      100% hoarder just like his brother (sister?) Chris Chan

    • @LegendariYoshi
      @LegendariYoshi 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      i have never seen worse cable management in my life

    • @NervousNoodles
      @NervousNoodles 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@LegendariYoshi It's worth stressing how simply atrocious his entire setup and cable management is. Zero sense of organization for efficiency. The dude thinks it's fine to just have a capture cards in the middle of the room on the fucking floor with cables running between the PC, the TV (and the dusty consoles) for years. If you look carefully, he still has the Wii under the TV despite never playing it for years.

    • @LegendariYoshi
      @LegendariYoshi 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@NervousNoodles I know it drives me effin nuts. Don't get me wrong I can get messy but never like this. I don't understand how his shit is still running at this point.

  • @NinBendo1
    @NinBendo1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +232

    DSP: Today’s kids are spoilt, only want instant gratification and complain when they don’t get what they want.
    Also DSP: WHY WON’T THIS WORK, I WANT IT TO WORK NOW, PLEASE SUPPORT THE STREAM!!!!!!

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Spoiled*

    • @NinBendo1
      @NinBendo1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      @MaztRPwn “Spoilt” is more commonly used in the UK. I am British.

    • @Fazberrygooday
      @Fazberrygooday 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@MaztRPwnuncultured

    • @Haseo190
      @Haseo190 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Out of context you mouth-drooler!

    • @-suphur
      @-suphur 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Kahddled

  • @sabbath1136
    @sabbath1136 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +157

    " I stuck it In and nothings happening" just like Phil's wedding night

    • @davidromero2704
      @davidromero2704 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      😂dude

    • @deadexo-3
      @deadexo-3 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      He didn’t even do that, he just spent the night arguing on Twitter

    • @RemoWilliams1227
      @RemoWilliams1227 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ​@@deadexo-3and pulling Hogans and Savages I'd wager.

    • @Black_Aces
      @Black_Aces 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I dont think he's ever done that with his wife, even in their wedding night

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@deadexo-3 best part is you aren't even joking

  • @realsong-fake
    @realsong-fake 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +155

    Guys remember this is the person who tried to eat instant noodle with a spoon. Setting up a PC is like rocket science to him.

    • @fmilton20
      @fmilton20 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Tbf I eat mine with a spoon but I have a really good method for doing it.

    • @MacToast-xv2yk
      @MacToast-xv2yk 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Can’t blame him he did everything correct and nothing wrong
      The spoon was obviously a detractor

    • @dannyjack659
      @dannyjack659 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      ​@@fmilton20You are not supposed to admit that, it will never not make people laugh at you.

    • @Chris-gl8gy
      @Chris-gl8gy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@fmilton20 "I have a really good method" LOL ok dent

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@fmilton20yeah you have to lock in to eat food ok

  • @kielwb
    @kielwb 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +161

    The elgato website needs yellow paint next to all the links hes supposed to click.

    • @Exmachinagamma
      @Exmachinagamma 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      + text to speech

    • @TheJackalsLairProductions
      @TheJackalsLairProductions 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Nolt going lie it woukd help lol

    • @daddydeity
      @daddydeity 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      funniest comment

    • @HospisNineveh
      @HospisNineveh 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Thats gold Jerry, gold!

    • @tinny2450
      @tinny2450 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      hnahahaa

  • @CrashKazooie
    @CrashKazooie 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +179

    piggy squatting over that PC like he's Gollum

    • @BattousaiX333
      @BattousaiX333 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      LOL!

    • @101kirbyfan
      @101kirbyfan 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      That thumbnail makes him look like a homeless guy lol.

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      What has it got in its pocketses, precious?!

    • @batangbatugan
      @batangbatugan 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Goutllum, cursed by the One minute REEE! to rule them all.

    • @austin9568AuraMasterDX
      @austin9568AuraMasterDX 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      "We hates the Tevin, we hates him very much!"

  • @LPain-lh9vi
    @LPain-lh9vi 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +278

    "I used to build gaming PCs"

    • @PseudoNym13
      @PseudoNym13 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      “I used to BE one of YOU!”

    • @DUIDave-s1k
      @DUIDave-s1k 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And setup networks. He's so full of shit his eyes are brown.

    • @itypethetruthnobshere8975
      @itypethetruthnobshere8975 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      For a “hobby” a hobby mean you actually enjoy it

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      PCs running games like Quake 1 lol

    • @wildwest1832
      @wildwest1832 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      He has said he used to build PCs in one clip. Another clip he claims he just wants to play games, and is not a techie guy. The guy is a living contradiction, but dents eat it up and pay him 100K a year for this

  • @judgeprime3730
    @judgeprime3730 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +222

    Remember 2001 Space Odyssey when the man-apes all gather around the monolith screaming and waving their hairy arms l, thats Phil and the dents around a PC

    • @colddeadwitch
      @colddeadwitch 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      "Stupid HAL 200 or whatever his name is won't open the pod bay doors! I've told him several times! I did nothing wrong!"

    • @chudgoo
      @chudgoo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      HAL-9000 telling 'Dave' Bowman to gwet fukt

    • @Pkerswag
      @Pkerswag 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      lmao perfect

    • @chudgoo
      @chudgoo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm sorry Dave, gwet fuhkt

    • @unbearifiedbear1885
      @unbearifiedbear1885 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      The monkeys evolved into using bones as tools quicker than Fil opened a plastic tab

  • @PaperThinnGlennHall
    @PaperThinnGlennHall 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +86

    Phil is built like a bowling pin with diabetes

    • @PavlovYT
      @PavlovYT 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      godDAMN

    • @Snakee423
      @Snakee423 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      And GOUT

    • @Roninkinx
      @Roninkinx 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bro. Oh lawd 😂

    • @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub
      @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You may not like it, but this is peak gout performance

    • @Stevesnow9
      @Stevesnow9 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Epic 😂

  • @rmcdudmk212
    @rmcdudmk212 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +183

    The valedictorian can't even setup a PC. Short bus DSP strikes again. 😂

    • @ToastenButter
      @ToastenButter 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I’m new to the whole DSP clown-verse has he really claimed that he was valedictorian?

    • @kingrainbow5432
      @kingrainbow5432 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      ​@@ToastenButter enjoy the dozens of documentaries! Start with Joon the King's

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      ​@@ToastenButter One of the few true things Phil has probably ever said. Yes.

    • @hillehai
      @hillehai 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@ToastenButter Yes, and there's records of it, but it's real fishy. There's absolutely no way DSP was a valedictorian, unless the damage to his brain occured *after* he graduated.

    • @ToastenButter
      @ToastenButter 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@hillehai that’s wild if there wasn’t proof of it I would’ve never believed this bafoon somehow was the “smartest” of his graduating class.

  • @Devo2.0
    @Devo2.0 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +123

    Just to point out.... the Wii is still hooked up. Bruh

    • @papayer
      @papayer 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

      If he unplugs it the detractors will win dood.

    • @ptrd4111
      @ptrd4111 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I thought he threw it away?!

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Better not tell me all those consoles are in stand by mode.

    • @tlingitsoldier
      @tlingitsoldier 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      He also said that he's got his "busted PS3" down there still. The thing apparently doesn't even work, and he can't bother moving it.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      unplugging/turning them off would put his family in danger

  • @afroahmed3989
    @afroahmed3989 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +108

    But hey at least he owned the trolls by filling his tin cup and kept the streak alive right?😂😂

  • @DetractorAN1337
    @DetractorAN1337 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +127

    JFC part of me is glad I did not opt to restream this dumpster fire last night. I don't think I would have survived "Searching for software for Elgato products" for like an hour.

    • @tjstarzz9231
      @tjstarzz9231 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      It was too funny. "Alright guys ten more minutes" for like 35 minutes xD

    • @slullabys
      @slullabys 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@tjstarzz9231apparently he stayed an extra hour and a half lol

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      pig ups AN1337

  • @STUN_SEED.
    @STUN_SEED. 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +80

    You can really tell he has absolutely no idea what hes talking about, hes just repeating things he heard other people say

  • @DCeasedbrickbuilds
    @DCeasedbrickbuilds 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +66

    Probably shouldn’t have tried doing this on stream, called Best Buy, and had the Geek Squad or someone come set it up. I know he’s paranoid about “detractors”, but 99.4% of the world’s population has no idea who he is…

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Yeah and now he has to do a trouble shoot stream with a game play stream in between. What a life.

    • @lolilol5346
      @lolilol5346 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      99.4? 99.99999999 you mean ?

    • @Exmachinagamma
      @Exmachinagamma 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      That's too easy and costs money, dood.

    • @DCeasedbrickbuilds
      @DCeasedbrickbuilds 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@lolilol5346 yes, but, I was really trying to be nice.

    • @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub
      @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      99.4% is such an extremely generous number unironically even if you restricted it to just within the US

  • @omnimaster1
    @omnimaster1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    He loves the line: "I was 100% correct." I've never seen someone who wants to be so right all the time.

    • @johnbono2384
      @johnbono2384 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I find it common with stupid people

    • @floatinghamstick
      @floatinghamstick 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      He's a child, he thinks that if he says he's right, it means that he is right

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Narcissistic personality disorder.

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    he approaches any situation angry and annoyed, before he's even started

    • @RipTheJackR
      @RipTheJackR 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      No wonder the learning curve is flatter than his head.

    • @DJMcFlinty
      @DJMcFlinty 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      chill positive meaningful robust curated content

    • @madsstaysnoided558
      @madsstaysnoided558 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      It’s because he’s so paranoid about being criticised. Which I can actually empathise with but at that point why put yourself through the anxiety. Get a job where you’re not being broadcast for ten hours a day

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@madsstaysnoided558 I agree 100% !

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Because everything is an inconvenience for him. I'd say he just wants things handed to him but he bitches about things even when that happens.

  • @NoWittyNameDevised
    @NoWittyNameDevised 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +78

    He should have banged out 25 push ups for those donos.

    • @notimportant3033
      @notimportant3033 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      I don't think he can even bang out five.

    • @Elintasokas
      @Elintasokas 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      @@notimportant3033 Probably not even one with proper form.

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      All off-screen, of course...

    • @K.A-87
      @K.A-87 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      stop giving these losers money

    • @slickrickwillyjames
      @slickrickwillyjames 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@NoWittyNameDevised he'd just be off cam as usual

  • @lazycatchphrase8148
    @lazycatchphrase8148 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    This was like watching that video of the orangutan pounding nails into a board with the top of a hammer. Except the orangutan has post nasal drip and a tip jar.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      And the world's worst receding hairline.

  • @asura48
    @asura48 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +99

    Dood spent probably $2k for another PC just for streaming.........a quick Google search and 10mins of reading would tell him he didn't need to do that but gotta spend that money before it gets cold

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      Frankeindent setup. Literally overkill setup for a 42 year old regard that is more ecstatic about RGB lights than his pc specs. Also - a "pc gamer" that only plays with a controller is either handicap or of the Burnell clan

    • @theofficialhankhill3280
      @theofficialhankhill3280 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      ​​​@@Grandobzen"either handicap or of the burnell clan" those two are separate?

    • @TooBokoo
      @TooBokoo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Could've simply built or bought a basic PC with a decent processor and a nice sized hard disk and called it done. Nope, needed the gamer edition. LOL!

    • @Grandobzen
      @Grandobzen 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@theofficialhankhill3280 In phil's case, its definitely BOWLTH

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      no its his wifes pc he said that before. how the pc he got is great and all but it fucking sucks.
      then he went downstairs to grab her pc. i bet begging like but caaaat.... i need this to stream in 8k....
      what a fucking melon.

  • @PaperThinnGlennHall
    @PaperThinnGlennHall 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    he looks like gollum looking for the last onion ring

  • @Tezasaurus
    @Tezasaurus 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    He's gonna hold a grudge against Elgato for five years because he couldn't figure out their website and bring it up every week. Also, my favorite line: "What do I do? How do I troubleshoot? I dunno!" This guy is fucking hopeless without his chat holding his hand.

  • @FeelsGoodHomie
    @FeelsGoodHomie 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

    DSP GET A FAMILY

    • @Salahkonstantine
      @Salahkonstantine 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      "What are you talkin' about?...I have a wife & a cat, sToOoOopid...ack, ack, ack" *Snorts, takes a sip* - Typical DSP response.

    • @Hoscue
      @Hoscue 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      ​@@Salahkonstantine Kat wants me out of the kitchen on Thanksgiving, but I'll serve everything. To.. Kat. and Jasper? Mi familia.

    • @BlankPhantom-iw8yq
      @BlankPhantom-iw8yq 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

      for the love of god please DO NOT GET A FAMILY! Phil would be the worst parent. That child would be so fucked for their life because of his incompetence.

    • @myownego
      @myownego 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@BlankPhantom-iw8yqNo worries, he's clearly into men

    • @Salahkonstantine
      @Salahkonstantine 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@Hoscue "I can doordash everything for thangsgiving IFFF...I hit the goals & FeLt ThE tRoLls & the dent streak continues" - Copism.

  • @nijmane
    @nijmane 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man"

  • @bartholemewhunt3569
    @bartholemewhunt3569 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    That fucking kitchen nightmares sound gets me everytime 😂

  • @pklifeupa7064
    @pklifeupa7064 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +84

    Bro was working on electronics on a carpet, without an anti static wristband...

    • @ditchwizard
      @ditchwizard 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

      Shuffling around on the carpet, long sleeves as well he is lucky he didn't short something out or fry something. DSP is a lucky 🐷 🪳

    • @ThiagoHaomaru
      @ThiagoHaomaru 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      While also using a swiss knife. He's lucky he didn't killed this pc rofl

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      @@ThiagoHaomaru That god damn swiss army knife. He really dont have any tools does he?

    • @TheShortbread123
      @TheShortbread123 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ESD is a myth

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's because he used to build computers professionally! Things like that or what do they call those things that people use sometimes? Tools! Tools are for amateurs!

  • @Atomixi
    @Atomixi 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    The dust on his TV stand/shelves is visible even from that distance. Get some wipes and a duster on that shit, god damn.

    • @papayer
      @papayer 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      He can't clean up the dust dood, the detractors will win. He has to protect his family.

    • @mateblaga
      @mateblaga 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      He has no time for things like that, he is a mature adult with a family dood!

    • @RemoWilliams1227
      @RemoWilliams1227 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      One of my biggest pet peeves. I clean both my gameroom and living room gaming area 3-4 times a week. This would be less if there weren't four humans, two dogs, and a cat in the house, but still he should be doing it twice a week I'd say. But that's way too much work for Philliam.

    • @robertnapier624
      @robertnapier624 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Wonder dusty his consoles are? As in the PlayStation and Xbox. I’ve recently cleaned out dust from my ps5 because it was overheating frequently. Thankfully it’s alright for now.

    • @mateblaga
      @mateblaga 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@robertnapier624 He once admitted when he buys a new console the first thing he does is turning off the sleep mode so his consoles are on 24/7 365 days a year

  • @NaoGaiz
    @NaoGaiz 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    WHERE ARE THE DRIVERS? YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME!!!

  • @DrakeHunter324
    @DrakeHunter324 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    This is why they put warnings about not eating plastic bags. This guy right here.
    Oh and wasn't he against LED lights, yet now has one and a half PCs with lights.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He literally said in this stream they didnt matter and then he wasted time trying to get them to work...on the keyboard!

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      To be fair, they're making it harder and harder to buy parts that aren't RGB these days. The hypocrisy is how he claimed they're a waste of time to then immediately worry about how important getting them to work is (and remember, only *he* can even see the things to begin with because he doesn't put his tower in view of the camera).

    • @Exmachinagamma
      @Exmachinagamma 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      don't forget the silica packets warning🤣🤣

  • @Posidevv
    @Posidevv 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    "I don't need a heat sink on it because it's for storage and not gaming."
    ........ 😂

  • @papayer
    @papayer 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    In DSP's defense, it's a known fact that the mentally regarded struggle with basic tasks.

    • @HellKatAV
      @HellKatAV 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I dunno, Andy Ditch probably knows more about computers compared to Phil.

  • @Smackrat
    @Smackrat 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

    I cannot believe he ACKtually burned thouwlsands more on a totally unnecessary piece of hardware. This dude is speedrunning bankruptcy #2.

    • @C.S-sj9uf
      @C.S-sj9uf 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hey, only children save money according to Phillip. Adults only spend, lol.

  • @ShartSydePhil
    @ShartSydePhil 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I didn't think I would need a heat sink because it's not for gaming, it's just for storage."
    Touche, Dave.

  • @rdelab5873
    @rdelab5873 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    He gets so angry at the slightest inconvenience and starts blaming everything. It's a sad life he lives.

  • @ReLLaKaT316
    @ReLLaKaT316 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    "The streak will end because" *insert thing he's doing that's not shit game or gameplay*

  • @2guys1stick
    @2guys1stick 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    Wait back up. He took three hours to install a SSD and capture card? Holy eff

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      No, he tried to get the rgb lights on keyboard to work as well. LOL! But yeah, just look at him, something that takes 10 seconds to install takes him 10 minutes and a instruction video.

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      googling is hard

  • @Disc023-ps6le
    @Disc023-ps6le 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    Every time Pigler gos "euhhhhh" he sounds like butthead from beavis and butthead.
    🤣

    • @dorkasaurus_rex
      @dorkasaurus_rex 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He literally makes the most unintelligent sounds it's possible for a human to make.

  • @Silverhazey_
    @Silverhazey_ 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    "It's an ASUS motherboard, I know that for sure!"
    5 seconds later...
    "It's a GIGABYTE...."
    lmfao

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Where the f did he get Asus from? Im almost sure a pre build Sky tech pc from Amazon wouldnt have a Asus mother board. And the best part was when he didnt know the specs of his gaming pc while having a command in his chat with his specs.

    • @johnbono2384
      @johnbono2384 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      actual no clue

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@TheZodiacRipper sounds like he got the one i got ... aorus elite something gigabyte
      my 2nd pc actually has that weird plastic thingy. but my main pc has the screw.

  • @Solreth65
    @Solreth65 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I just love how you can hear some slight panic in his voice when he gets to the driver site. Dude is so afraid of making a mistake its crazy.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Remember last time he tried to update drivers? Fire burns grug!

  • @slullabys
    @slullabys 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

    It’s weird how obsessed he is with the rbg lights on everything.

    • @enigmaticheart666
      @enigmaticheart666 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Not weird, he has autism and the lights make him happy (not joking)

    • @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub
      @iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It’s that tism (pigtism)

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Lights only he can see, by the way. They provide nothing to the stream (though, nothing Phil does either to be fair).

  • @donfanucci1766
    @donfanucci1766 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    phil is living proof money cant buy happiness

  • @Nate-lp2cu
    @Nate-lp2cu 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    it is mindblowing how incompetent he is with computers when his entire life's work has involved using computers.

  • @davidromero2704
    @davidromero2704 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    My brother thought i was listening to Ben Shapiro😂😂😂i never noticed the similarities in the way their voice sounds.

    • @Empolo18
      @Empolo18 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      You have cursed me now, and I can't hear anything else. I've listened to Shabimbo for years and never even noticed. Been following the DSP downfall for years and it just never clicked.

    • @davidromero2704
      @davidromero2704 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Empolo18 🤣🤣🤣 i never noticed it either, now let's say for this sake of the stream..you...were to give me a dollar. Then you'd agree with me that we'd keep the stream alive"

  • @ebonhawken574
    @ebonhawken574 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    “It doesn’t need a heat sink because it’s not for gaming” lol

  • @doesntmatter5857
    @doesntmatter5857 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Did he actually fart at 15:27 while thanking his dent for saving the streak? Our boy really respects his fans, good man.

    • @potentkhum4989
      @potentkhum4989 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He was pushing some of his boyfriend back out

    • @DylanAnthonyy
      @DylanAnthonyy 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Dudes struggling and shitting himself what a fucking disgrace

    • @thesillysausage345
      @thesillysausage345 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@potentkhum4989 ewwwww lol

  • @chudgoo
    @chudgoo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Someone needs to donate a proper screwdriver to encourage more DSP electronics projects.
    I want to see him reapply thermal paste to his PS4.

    • @tlingitsoldier
      @tlingitsoldier 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      LTT needs to seems him their screwdriver for this!

    • @callanrockslol
      @callanrockslol 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@tlingitsoldier Linus should fly him out to Canada for a PC building competition and have the LTT zoomers commentating

  • @wildwest1832
    @wildwest1832 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    "im not a techie guy!"

  • @nicholasbarton2134
    @nicholasbarton2134 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    Valedictorian my arse. What's the bet his Mum did his homework too. Wouldn't surprise me in the least.

    • @wilsoncoleman113
      @wilsoncoleman113 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I strongly believe his parents paid for it. I genuinely have never seen a person this stupid before I started watching Phil. There is no way in hell that valedictorian spot has any merit to it.

  • @Salahkonstantine
    @Salahkonstantine 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    "I uSeD tO bUiLd GaMiNg PcS" - doesn't know a single component.

    • @TheZodiacRipper
      @TheZodiacRipper 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Didnt know what device manager was either.

    • @GabrielAKAFinn
      @GabrielAKAFinn 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And by his apparent age (60) he would have been "building computers" back when the parts may as well have come with a pack of cigs and a note written "figure it out".

  • @misterkefir
    @misterkefir 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Bumbling Philbert's wacky tech adventures are my absolute favourites.
    Great editing, brother. This was hilarious.

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I just love that this manbaby is utterly foiled by anything that isn't plug-and-play, and even then, sometimes those confound him too. His level of Learned Helplessness is off the charts.

  • @kuragariinuken255
    @kuragariinuken255 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    That office must be an electrical fire waiting to happen.

    • @Feels_like_Guts
      @Feels_like_Guts 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Imagine all that dust in the room..

  • @Necroverse19
    @Necroverse19 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    I feel the need to clean my place up a bit after this.

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i know right... last time i saw a video of his i went.
      man if i keep this shit going im gonna be worse than him... ugh fuck no.
      and no joke when i lost weight. i watched his cooking vids. instantly made me gag when i thought i felt hungry.

  • @Leew80
    @Leew80 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Scrolls through website at super speed
    DSP: "Why is this not telling me what I want?!?!?!?!?"
    This was so painful to watch

  • @PopeVisual
    @PopeVisual 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    I like that he's so proud he knew he was going to be too dumb to figure it out. That's not a flex Phil.

  • @ghostsamongus3370
    @ghostsamongus3370 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

    He dents literally paid him for 3 hours of this 😂. Clear indicator of how bad off they are

    • @MegaPhilX
      @MegaPhilX 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Paying some idiot to ask THEM for tech support.
      Throwing money out the window.

    • @daltonbolser5100
      @daltonbolser5100 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      because they have nothing else going on i there lives and are just like phil 😂

    • @Black_Aces
      @Black_Aces 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      They would've been better off paying their money to a cam girl or onlyfans, atleast they would've gotten to see tits

  • @hillehai
    @hillehai 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    The way he says "I've gotta get outta here" sounds like he's trapped in some random room and desperately wants to get out. Guess wrestling mobile games will do that to ya.

  • @dizzle1119
    @dizzle1119 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    He's intuitive. He was able to know beforehand that he is too incompetent for such a big brain set of tasks.

  • @madsstaysnoided558
    @madsstaysnoided558 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    When so much goes wrong for you CONSTANTLY, how do you still believe that you’re not the problem

  • @air0665
    @air0665 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    "He ragequit omg he ragequit"

  • @OrganicStuff1
    @OrganicStuff1 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    DSP “ there’s no benefit to lie “
    That’s a lie

  • @EagleEric_VA
    @EagleEric_VA 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    It's genuinely a miracle that both Chris Chan and DSP have managed to live on this Earth for as long as they have.

  • @ReLLaKaT316
    @ReLLaKaT316 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    I literally jumped for joy when I saw notification pop up. My favourite channel on TH-cam

  • @TheIceLurker
    @TheIceLurker 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    He gets a little money and he instantly blows it on unnecessarily expensive equipment and overpriced food. Give it a few months he’s gonna complain about not having any money while being completely surrounded by expensive shit

    • @Fellow.Tractor
      @Fellow.Tractor 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Months? He complains every single day how he doesn't have any money. While at the same time flexing how successful he is, because he made his begs goal.

  • @AmsterdamHeavy
    @AmsterdamHeavy 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    The personification of ineptitude.

  • @darkmagicianscousin5261
    @darkmagicianscousin5261 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Peak DSP content is him going into a situation with complete, unparalleled confidence and within a few minutes showing he has no idea WTF he's doing.

  • @jlrttroller
    @jlrttroller 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    A snort = "."
    A fart = ","
    A burp " finishing subject"

  • @MaRLoNpl0x
    @MaRLoNpl0x 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    This is the guy that took him an hour to restart his modem for the other pc

  • @copdavis5181
    @copdavis5181 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    DSP tries it: being totally incompetent with technology.

  • @daltonbolser5100
    @daltonbolser5100 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    imagine your searching for pc setup help and it takes you to this 😂😂😂

  • @howtohockey9387
    @howtohockey9387 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Did he just fart? 😂 15:27

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Man, it's crazy how every single device Phil gets doesn't work and has issues when everyone else doesn't have those problems, it MUST be crazy bad luck, there are no other explanations here

  • @DarkPatro56
    @DarkPatro56 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Unteachable. Un-fugging-teachable!
    Saying "Never change, Piggy" is like asking 1 - 99 degree celsius water to stay liquid...

  • @MentalElfAmbassador
    @MentalElfAmbassador 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Linus Snort Tips

  • @TheNissejoker
    @TheNissejoker 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Its so small i might have to use a wrench?? Does he even know what a wrench is?

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      let me use my swiss army knife. that has a wrench.
      im sorry but did i miss some firmware updates on those?

  • @ambushbob5383
    @ambushbob5383 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The computers themselves are now detractors.

  • @nonfatalfonso
    @nonfatalfonso 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    he rage baits dents into reading and reacting to their donations, they get berated and horanged but yet they still keep giving him money... regard cycle of stockholm syndrome

  • @MrQuijibo
    @MrQuijibo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    I can't believe he couldn't figure out the hard drive fitting. 😂 He has drunk himself regarded.

  • @BenHeckHacks
    @BenHeckHacks 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Wires goin' this this room be GLOWIN'!

  • @FatedXircle
    @FatedXircle 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    I know my cable management isn't the best but god damn it doesn't look like this....

  • @GoutLord69
    @GoutLord69 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    8:47 this video has so many hilarious shots of Phil looking like an alien wearing a human skin suit

  • @DeadAlcoholZombie
    @DeadAlcoholZombie 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The fact that an apparent pro called it „install“ and that the summary is a whole 28 minutes long when putting a capture card and an SSD in being the easiest things to do is SENDING ME

  • @nickbrooks4993
    @nickbrooks4993 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    the sound effects funny asf

  • @novarat4089
    @novarat4089 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    his office is almost bad enough to be in those "cursed gaming setups" compilations

  • @andreycr6637
    @andreycr6637 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Seeing Dave getting rekt by the smallest inconvenience is why I love watching these videos lol

  • @wildwest1832
    @wildwest1832 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    DSP is just an average gamer. He isnt a PC repair man. He isnt a techie guy

    • @ThaCampinDutchman
      @ThaCampinDutchman 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thats high praise you are giving him. I'd argue he's not even average. An average gamer has their gamespace at least semi-sorted and cleanly set up. Doesn't need to be much, but far better than whatever the fuck this dump is.

    • @MikoYotsuya292
      @MikoYotsuya292 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Hes the no.1 overall player in the country

    • @vinn_aleixo
      @vinn_aleixo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      not even average gamer. He just suck

    • @vinn_aleixo
      @vinn_aleixo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@MikoYotsuya292 WAS

    • @theofficialhankhill3280
      @theofficialhankhill3280 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​​@@vinn_aleixohe still is, the only reason why he has players above him is because they play a single braindead pattern and he can't defend it because the lag on online is way too much, everyone above him doesn't count due to this, stop slandering the major achievements of our favorite internet personality.

  • @unbearifiedbear1885
    @unbearifiedbear1885 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    He violated zero rules, guys

  • @jovialhovis107
    @jovialhovis107 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Classic phil, couldn't even be bothered to move the camera so... oh i don't know, people could actually see what you're doing instead of just staring at his flabby back?
    What was the point of streaming this?
    Oh wait, I know, because all of that 'i used to build pc's' spiel was a load of BS and he needs chat to offer advice he can berate and dismiss.
    Never built a PC before my current one and I put that together with YT tutorials and trial and error in like, 2 hours.
    only issue I ever had was making sure everything was properly mounted. it's really not that hard.

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    They gave him money to sit, and fumble around with a PC. Lmao 🤣
    I can’t believe ppl like that actually exist.

  • @Nekros-t9e
    @Nekros-t9e 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Now he’ll have two computers on the floor sucking up dirt and carpet lint. They won’t last 2 years like that before shorting out from dust insulating them.

  • @ReLLaKaT316
    @ReLLaKaT316 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    2TB SSD. those suckers aren't cheap. Ah m2. Super easy to fit

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      to be fair. prices went down as they always do. i recently got one myself and it took me just under an hour or so to get it all setup again.
      but like he said. hurr durr storage only. brother buy a fucking ssd.... that nvme sure is nice but the whole purpose is to decrease load times.
      really if u play games like mortal kombat where u go trough so many of em.

  • @EmoSnacks
    @EmoSnacks 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    i lost it at the victory sound effect from happy wheels 💀💀

  • @GiggityCore
    @GiggityCore 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "It's in, its literaully in."
    1: phrasing
    And 2: i don't fucking believe him. THE SQUARE PEG GOES IN THE SQUARE HOLE PHIL. we learned this shit in like, grade 0, right? I don't believe that he has it plugged in.

  • @mechanwhal6590
    @mechanwhal6590 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Just about any other streamer would’ve made this far more efficient and entertaining.

  • @BMur_
    @BMur_ 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    What the hell is that giant thing in there with the dryer hookups connected to it? Just a den of useless electronics.

    • @GreyFox2000
      @GreyFox2000 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      The Air Conditioner. He has multiple of those floor A/C that are useless and dont really cool a room

    • @tlingitsoldier
      @tlingitsoldier 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@GreyFox2000 They work OK if you hook them up properly and have the exhaust far enough away from the intake. This is also what he complains about having to install each year. I always thought he was talking about a full window unit. This one is just hooking the hoses to a connector that fits in the window.

  • @JaviOnade
    @JaviOnade 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    This is the most boomer PC "building" segment I've ever seen

    • @Exmachinagamma
      @Exmachinagamma 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The Verge was more competent 🙄😒

  • @admiralradish
    @admiralradish 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    40 year old man sits on floor to assemble computer....I think the guy hates tables. and hanging pictures. He has been using old dressers to prop up pictures and hang shirts on.

    • @GreyFox2000
      @GreyFox2000 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Hes been using the empty boxes from consoles to prop up his stuff behind him.

    • @Exmachinagamma
      @Exmachinagamma 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Attaching things to a prebuilt PC shouldn't be hard, but DSP does exactly that🙄😒