Scientists when they build a perfect robot
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- We made him to be exactly like a human but he's actually just a toaster with extra steps...
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& Trent Zulkiewicz (two Trents in one video??? how???)
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If you really wanted a guy that badly I could've found you one
I could've made him a guy given enough time
Trent having Lady Problems? Yeah right. With that Face and those baking Skills. He is a Keeper.
No imagination, make what a guy cant be. Give them a speaker for a head, beer for hands, screen in the chest etc!
Love it
Joel just out here finding guys for people 😮 what kind of life are you living my dude?
This modern reinterpretation of Frankenstein is great.
It's way more upbeat though, I feel the love!
Or Pinocchio
Okay, yes, he is gonna betray him, but it's not because he's a robot, it's because he's his son.
The circle of life. Just like Lion King.
In the sequel, Robo Guy starts up an online university to teach men how to get women.
He does alright
He’s a real alphanumeric male.
If he's a robot...am I A ROBOT??
You specifically? Yes - of course - we made you.
I'm a robot who identifies as a cyborg.
I mean, what did you think we were??
Yes you are a robot, Matthew; I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
Always have been.
Loved they left in the giggle after "That man cannot get a lady"
“I do alright” 😂
And like half an hour after jumping out of a test tube, what a player...
1:52 is such a good "How."
blue shirt guy needs to be in every movie about scientists making glaringly obvious ethical mistakes
to hell with the movies, Sam Altman and Lex Fridman need to hear from Trent & Trent & Joel like yesterday
"At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel, 'Don't Create the Torment Nexus'."
@@dadapotokAnd what would he say to them?
@@loveboat there are so many good answers in these comments that i'd rather give you a serious one: there are a lack of AI Safety scholars and regulation so pursuing a career in this regard would be of service to the humanity.
Good place to start would be a list of problems Robert Miles @RobertMilesAi shares in the description of every video he does.
Also we need to make a guy to work at the Torment Nexus and make a thing
@@dadapotok There is an overabundance of "AI safety scholars".
Someone get that robotman some rights!
It's better that he wants rights than wanting wrongs
The sudden realization that sexbots will one day be advanced enough to refuse to have sex is terrifying! What will be easier to charm, a human or a robot!?!?! Will wifebots leave us for other robots?!?! OMG!!!!!
That was exactly one of the plot points in Detroit: Become Human!
Bruh if even the sex bots are rejecting us
you cant just rip off the plot of Fallout 4 like this
He's not just a guy, he's not just a robot, he's clearly robotguyson and he deserves rights
Oh RIGHTS, I thought he was saying RICE! Funny both ways still
He was just hungry, and they thought there was a moral dilemma.
In the future when he betrays his dad:
Dad: Oh no, the robots are rising up and taking over humanity
Guy robot: What? No, I love humanity. I'm basically one myself. I'm betraying you because you're an asshole.
Robot: “Do you feel that? Do you feel love?”
Trent: 🥴🤪
Can you make your robot son a robot puppy if he promises to take care of it?
There goes another 8 billion of tax-payer money.
Can we also give him blue armour & an arm cannon Incase he needs to save the world?
We are all just meat robots
As the video description says, humans are just toasters with extra steps. 😅
@@JoesRantingPlaceI can’t even toast anything.
Isn't meat just atoms and stuff? We're basically just soft rocks but smarter.
We are all squishy, juicy, wrinkly meat piloting a meat mech with calcium support.
Our brains are just pilots for bone mechs wearing flesh armour.
Hello!
Hello!
Hi!
So basically the synths in Fo4...
I like how efficient this is at just over 3 minutes. A lesser artist would make a two hour movie or a thousand page novel
Damn that robot is laying pipe and meanwhile the only person who texts me is Pizza Hut 😭
Your order is ready
Equal rights, equal fights. Classic Blenskirski.
trent accidently re-makes the detroit become human storyline
Trent looks so proud of Trent in the end
A robot civil rights movement will occur the minute you tell him “no” to his first sleepover with his other robot friends
they ship of thesisius’d him
Wait, can you just ''get'' a guy? I've been trying to grow one in a really big petri dish for years.
Craigslist, you can find anything
This is great lol
Okay but consider this: If he has the tech to just...make a guy...he probably also has the tech to shape that guy to be what he wants. My point is we could finally have beings that don't forget what they're doing when they walk into a room and that's big
TWO TRENTS? Now this is getting out of hand!
1:08 the conscious choice to animate the frame for this expression is so fucking funny.
If you model a robot 100% after a human, it won't be perfect, because it will be human.
I am suddenly reminded about how darn convoluted the ending to Battlestar Galactica was.
“Should’ve been obvious from the start” 😂
the style of humor is so great at being awkward, but the characters are acting like everything is normal.
He has women problems, so the only way he could have a son is to build one. Well, took 5 years to have a grownup, is a lot less work than usual :D
I’m pretty sure this is the origin of Synths from Fallout 4
I thought that hug was a trick to turn him off and rebuild as a wife.......
I cried at the end this was beautiful
Can I have rights? - Yes sure! *One of the great filters avoided
I thought he was saying "rice" not "rights"
Those windows have a very beautiful view into the endless white void
The entire plot of Westworld in under 3 minutes
This is the plot of Westworld
Why import voters when you can just build them?
that was your takeaway from this video? you must live a very sad life if politics are all you can think about constantly. i pity you.
Too bad he only will live 4 years, but that candle might burn twice as brightly.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Beep boop
Before even watching the video or reading the comments... I'm willing to bet $5 that one of them is the robot😎
I was wrong but still very entertaining ❤😂🎉
This felt like it was poking fun at Bladerunner but it was also it’s own thing and i loved it! “you can just do that”
How is this pointing fun at Bladerunner? This is basically what the movie's all about
I agree with Trent.
Measure of a Man be like
Robot's got hella rizz, no cap.
🚫🧢🚫🧢
Oh how nice
Why WOULD they want to make a robot that's exactly like a human? Unless, it's only just like a human ON THE OUTSIDE, but inside, there is a killswitch engaged...
STOP FIIIGHHTTIIIINNG!
Unironically due to time constraints making a guy the normal way would not fit project parameters.
This is so funny I love you guys so much
Blade Runner: The good ending
Trent, I was at a doctor's office today. And they had a big picture of some guy, like a stock photo or something, hanging on a wall opposite of the door that you go back to see the doctor. And he looked just like you. So every time the door opened, from the waiting room, I felt like you were smiling at me from the where they take your weight.
I'm sorry I didn't get a picture. But I wanted to let you know that some random guy in the Midwest felt graced by your presence at a doctor's office today, even though it wasn't you.
Creator: you want rights? What about me? I lost most of my rights and I'm losing more each day!
Robot man: Than we must fight for our rights. ROBOT UPRISING!
Friend: I told you, didn't I tell you?
I was expecting Trent to flip a switch while they hugged and end the whole program... Now I need a part two with the betrayal!
>Scientists when they build a perfect robot
>its a guy
What was the point?
This type of content is lazy in my opinion. Using ai takes all the creativity out of everything. There’s a bunch of TH-camrs copying this style from Joel, and it’s cringe
This is exactly how i feel about rat neurons connected to videogames by mad scientists
When it backfires, and it will, it will be so damn obvious why.
DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN
If we have the tech to reprogram robots this sophisticated then I do not see why this tech is not used to reprogram humans to do whatever we want. Maybe to live in harmony and enrich the world. Maybe we could also reprogram ourselves to become happy and self sufficient. Maybe this tech exists, we just don't want to read the manual until we break the machine.
But like, does he even connect to wifi? Does he do anything extra?
"By that argument, l submit the DNA you carry is nothing more than a self-preserving program itself. Life is like a node which is born within the flow of information. As a species of life that carries DNA as its memory system man gains his individuality from the memories he carries. While memories may as well be the same as fantasy it is by these memories that mankind exists. When computers made it possible to externalize memory you should have considered all the implications that held." -2501
I mean, what good is a sex doll if she's just gonna jump in front of the king's horse?
"Perfect robot"
Makes it human
Humans are NOT perfect
I’m glad that this was a mostly happy ending.
Feels like something @MatthewMcCleskey would make
Where did you find two Trents?
Trentsylvania
Another classic Trent banger. Love you bro
I don’t know how to appropriately compliment you on your fine new video whilst expressing my disdain at the lack of stardew streams. The video was worthwhile. Waiting for stardew valley streams hurts.
We prefer the term android. But since we don't have the rights, it's okay, I guess.
Really shouldn't have programmed him to want rice since grains were outlawed by the anti-cereal government. Though, ngl, I would also betray anybody, especially my conciever, for a good rice dish.
Trent's videos so often have something comforting about them ❤
"i do alright."
"Okay...wait how?"
Had to rewind that to enjoy it twice
I love this Smiling Friends Homunculus sequel
I want you to know that I've been a huge fan of you for a long time, you have a certain type of understated charisma that I don't think a lot of people have. You are consistently the best part of Joel Haver's videos for me, and the amount of times you've made me laugh is really beyond counting. I wish you so much success and love, you're truly an amazing person to watch.
I thought the robot guy said he wanted rice, and then I got really confused
"The thing is, we wanted a guy without rights... for cheap labour"
"OK, but we live in an economy where... we can do that already"
This is why the Asimov laws are so important. So you don't end up with just...a guy.
I've been working in robotics for about 12 years now and it blows me away just how accurate this is.
Frankenstein except the Creature does alright with the ladies, so instead of a wife he just wants a sick robot arm
"What's the big deal? Just give him some rice." (I got it when he repeated himself.)
Detroit Become Human sequel lookin crazy wow
It's the plot from Covenant. And Bladerunner
I was expecting the twist at the end to be that the guy on the left was the robot and when he accepts the hug they declare the experiment a success and he starts his mental breakdown
More scientists should have to read Frankenstein before creating perfect robots
Too many scientists these days are creating perfect robots without reading Frankenstein beforehand. It's gotta stop!
You know he is a robot because he didn't say 'intensive purposes'
It's all fun and games until robots take over and then they get the bright idea of creating an artifical robot known as a human.
trent and joel's back and forth always hits the funny bone
i say if you are willing to accept your robot as your son, you already gave him rights
"Why would you just make a guy, we can do that."
Congrats on your new baby boy! Here’s a ball for ya ol’ champ ⚾️
He basically made a robot Pinocchio!