"I always intended to portray the pure evil corruption of life that are the Orcs as sympathetic, tragic and misunderstood fellows who just want to live in peace and quiet with their loving families." J.R.R. Tolkien, possibly while being high.
That galadriel actress has some of the most finest acting face ever. All emotions combined into one unexpressive facial expression. How did she do that?!
Lord of the rings is ,Eru ( God) he is the only one that can bend the will of the ring,,but he called him LOTR,and sauron took it like he was being called God,which is his Goal.
Yep. I'm one for sure. I hadn't seen the black and Asian elves for eg. Insulting actors of colour everywhere in a blink of an eye. That's just the tip of the iceberg on this horror show of tripe.
woke should apply to reacher show too , theres no way one man can do all that , bad writing is bad tired of the term be used to divide when the root issue is just narcissistic toxic behavior the color of the mask doesn't matter
I am Asian.. For me to see an Asian elf is just absolute bonkers.and a short one on top of that.... Elves are fair and tall and they are of European features based on the stories of where they are from..
Exactly. The Lord of the Rings was supposed to be a love letter by Tolkien of the European culture. I'm hispanic and I don't want to see elves that look like me. I expect them to look European and want them to stay that way.
If Tolkien's lore was a beloved treasure of, say, Mexican or Indian culture, and the characters were replaced with people of other ethnicities, people would call it r---ism. But when the English culture is being appropriated, it's progress and equality. The double standard has to stop.
@@cosmicmuffin322 I agree. Problem is, this is larger than us. It's an agenda and the agenda is to replace the dominant culture of the west which is european. That's why racism towards whites is not only endorsed by the establishment but also encouraged. It's really that simple. Now, the next questions anyone has next should be: who would do this? And Who would want this? All I can say about it all is, if anyone wants to knpw the truth but is easily offended, then don't bother looking.
Maybe if he was still alive, he would be the producer and make sure the writing stays tighter to the books. I guess he shouldn't have let himself pass away. 😑
Black Legolas has stepped up a bit since S1. All it took was to remove his female companion who told him what to do and say. Unfortunately Isildur was not so lucky.
Elrond: "we must get there with great haste, there is no time to waste!" *proceeds to walk on foot despite having access to some of the best horses in the land*
To be fair the fellowship didn't use horses to travel either because 1) the terrain was too dangerous and difficult for horses. 2) it was faster to travel on foot 3) riding on horses meant they would more easily be spotted by the enemy and they were traveling in secret.
Goodness, it`s gonna be a tough decision for the judges at the next Emmys between this and The Acolyte as to who wins the award for best Ensemble Acting. Thank God I am not a judge.
This show is so wonderfully absolutely amazing, with crisp dialogue and a coherent story that ties seamlessly in to Tolkien’s lore it’s almost indistinguishable from each other. That a new religion has spawned from it.
we all already know how J R R Tolkien actually wanted to name his master piece as "The Lady of the Rings" to honor all the powerfull and diverse female protagonists of his work, but the solid morality of his age didnt made it possible; gladly, thanks to the skillful writers and contributions from the Tolkien NGO known as Amazon, Tolkien dream can finally came true in its whole glory, such a wonderful time to be alive!
It's ironic because Tolkien did include strong and powerful females in his work, leaders, women who were even feared by the powerful men ruling the kingdoms. The real Galadriel was spoken of in hushed tones. Not because they feared her kicking in their door and cutting their heads off, but because she held power and magic they didn't understand. A woman shockingly went into battle and killed the Wraith King, but that wasn't good enough for Amazon writers. No, we need to pretend it was totally normal for females to be warriors and there was nothing at all surprising about her dressing up in a man's armor and going to war.
@@justforever96 That's because these Woke cultists (not just in ROP but in Hollywood today, in all western media) cannot make a strong female character without portraying her more manly than men. That's the only 'strength' they understand: literally make her an invincible brute who wave a big, big sword and kicks men ars....es. Galadriel in the books and Jackson's movies was portrayed very differently, majestic, feminine, her true might was only hinted, yet her actually looked vastly more powerful than this Mary Sue caricature. Galadriel there felt like a divine being unlike this caricature from the Rings of Parody with her cringe combat choreography that cannot impress three years old kid. But again, these corpo-globalist muppets can't understand that 'strong' means much more than brute physical force. They are only interested in humiliating men, not because they love women, but because they hate men. They hate everything created by men, including Tolkien. So they need to destroy it and remake in their own sick image.
I was struck with awe - or perhaps was it sheer weariness - at the sight of your labor. Pray, how didst thou endure the long, dreary hours to perfect such profoundly captivating moments lost in the distant fog of insignificance? Surely, the task was more perilous than a journey to Mordor itself!
"Im pretty epic, ngl. I killed an ice troll in under 3 seconds with a flip and everything. For reals, no cap." Amazons Galadriel on being a pouty and rude Girl Boss.
Ok, but hear me out. I would kind of appreciate if just one character in the show randomly talked like some gen-z insert to highlight how pompous and and forced the dialogue in the show is.
Oh finally I can enjoy a positive review of my favorite show. I love this show so much as a true fan boy I need to wait for all the episodes to air so I can bench watch them with no interruption. Please no Spoilers.
Every time Elrond says literally anything, Galadriel always 1 ups him or corrects him lmao. He points out Adar doesn't seem to be in league with Sauron, so perhaps they are fighting each other, and she comes back with "We are ALL at war" 😂 Shut up El Wrong! Such a dork!
It reminds me of the Witcher since the episode one, although Witcher was actually better - at least Henry Cavill was a better actor than these muppets.
This is in fact really sad, such an amazing story to elaborate on, millions of dollars to invest into an amazing experience, and this is what we get? how can the directors think that this was a "good show"? It's unbelievable how so many people can be disconnected from reality and make so many bad decisions without realizing that this is horrible
Well, ackshually... 🤓 Tolkien did say that orcs reproduced "in the manner of the Children of Illuvatar" i.e. they reproduced by mating and having kids like men and elves, so there must have been orc women who had babies, but he never specified they had traditional family units. Perhaps they were bred captive in litters or whatnot, and raised en masse. Not that I'm defending this trash adaptation - it's F-tier garbage and I bet they didn't know the above quote. They clearly just wanted to humanise the orcs, because normalising evil is what they're all about.
In The Silmarillion it is written “Orcs multiply in the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar.” and that is the elves and men. So, yes orcs have sex and orc babies does exist even though he never mentions babies. And in both The Hobbit and LOTR, Tolkien writes of the orc Bolg and his father Azog. And if it is a father there probably is a mother.
perhaps you should read Tolkien's work instead of describing what you haven't read ofc they exist, just like female and baby dwarves exist, they're just never really described or shown and "peaceful, loving" orc families is obviously absurd, it's true
@@darkomen1078 You have no clue, do you? Tolkien never decided on that matter. What gives you the right to decide there where female orcs and babies if the creator himself couldn't? Bolg having a father doesn't mean there are female orcs, nor babies. Tolkien said orcs are corrupted elves. Then he had troubles solving the lifespan problem bcs he didn't want forever living orcs. Then he wrote about corrupted men, but had troubles solving the first age problem. Then he tried with fallen Maiar, but wasn't satisfied either (obviously). And then he died without ever answering this question. So well... Let's put this unsolved problem in a show, shall we Amazon? Why are you spreading nonsense alongside this horrible company?
A 5’3 power goddess, strongest of all living things, best looking, smartest and wisest of em all, best swordsman,…. errr, swordsperson, best detective (although that wig confused her for a while). The Rings of Power Season 2, the best shyte Amazon prime has produced since…. umm, … since the beginning of summer! 😂
I remember years ago being excited to hear about Lord of the Rings, Shannara, Wheel of Time, Willow, and Witcher shows being made. I was so excited! Now I'm just disappointed, and have little hope for any good fantasy shows being made by Hollywood.
Witcher...i was so hyped and then it was just a worse Xena. With a marvellous Cavill but it would have been better if they just had him act his lines on a stage.
![Sauron... the Moron [Re-up]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tWTnNf6ueUQ/mqdefault.jpg)
,,The cold hand of Tolkien trying to cancel his prime subscription" 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Damn bruh.. 😭
that one made me click like right away
Bro 😂
I tried to comment this as soon as I heard it, but your comment is at the top, where it belongs!
"I always intended to portray the pure evil corruption of life that are the Orcs as sympathetic, tragic and misunderstood fellows who just want to live in peace and quiet with their loving families."
J.R.R. Tolkien, possibly while being high.
The Orcs are one of the few things the show does good.
@@reek4062 What about them is good?
@@Butmunch666 Though they are deeply twisted and violent, they are not inherently or irredeemably evil.
@@reek4062 shut up reek
@@reek4062 Yeah, you get why that portrayal is bad right? Because it shits on the source material. FFS.
This show made the grass touch itself
That's hot
😂😂😂
Send pics
So that's why my grass now wears glasses. ; )
😂😂
The Rings of Power made me truly appreciate the great outdoors.
God bless you for your thumbnail. Its almost as beautiful as mine. ♥
I also now love the streets of chicago.
@@Christrulesall2 The wRongs of Power truly is the kind of fantasy that makes reality seem far less painful
The Rings of Power Plus Privilege
@@decentralizeddemocracy8335 A Dis-me production.
Brought to you by people who hate you.
That galadriel actress has some of the most finest acting face ever. All emotions combined into one unexpressive facial expression. How did she do that?!
Ask Amandla, actress from The Acolyte.
She has talent that we will all come to appreciate in a few decades
She went to the same acting class as Amanless Steinberger.
That's what Resting Woke Face Syndrome does to you
You're selling her short. Her nostrils have done some of finest acting known to man.. I mean woman... sorry I mean womxn. They/them?
"Inceldur! Your hard-drive, cast it into the fire! You must!"
"No."
😂
It has my paywall restricted Orc OnlyFans vids on it!
haha
🤣😂
bro I expect you gonna pay for they keyboard I destroyed with spitted out coffee while reading this
My favourite part of the show was when Sauron said "I am the lord of the rings" Truly one of the moments ever
My favourite is the fact that this is not even a joke, he actually said that in the show 😂
Actually he was calling Celebrimbor "The Lord of the rings" in that scene, but we all know he's actually referring to himself.
Lord of the rings is ,Eru ( God) he is the only one that can bend the will of the ring,,but he called him LOTR,and sauron took it like he was being called God,which is his Goal.
@@frodoboots Are you trying to make sense of this bullshit?
@@charlyrob7334 yes, i am trying to like this bad writing,/ show but what i said is true i think. .
I guarantee there are more people watching these ROP review videos than the actual programme.
Millions more, as these are insightful, made with skill, highly entertaining and fun to watch. Unlike the show.
They can just get the WNBA to play the orcs!
Yep. I'm one for sure. I hadn't seen the black and Asian elves for eg. Insulting actors of colour everywhere in a blink of an eye. That's just the tip of the iceberg on this horror show of tripe.
@@tapiolautavaara9532 lol. no it's not.
🙋
The breathy R rolling dialogue is nails on a chalkboard holy crap
this alone would have been enough reason for me to not continue the show.
I totally agRRRee, I can't take it no moRRRe. 🙉
But seriously who the hell told her to ridiculously pronounce words this way.
Extra strange it not being consistent. What kind of accent so thick and gone withing the same sentence even?
Elrrrrrrond, I protest
It is parody level “r” rolling
This series is so amazing, it watches itself........
It's better than the Jackson films, but that bar is quite low.
😂😂😂
Cracked me up!!!
Oh good, I don't need to then.
Haha at least someone saw it.
This show is SAVING LIFES!... saving lifes by making people go outside and doing healthier activites by turning off their TVs
You have cracked my ribs
didn't save your spelling though
@@BRiiXEY im not from a english speaking country, so dont care about english spelling
When Tommy B said "You're a wizard, Notgandalf", I clapped. I clapped because it felt like equity
“You’re a Gandalf, wizard” was my favorite line in the whole show
And a thumpin’ good’un I’d say, once yeh’ve been trained up a bit.
Tommy B 😂
Galadriel is sooo badass, she has no weakness, is amazing at everything. Once she flares her nostrils at you you are already dead.
only good thing what i can say about rop is; i wanna do it like on discovery channel with this actress who is MOCKERY of Galadriel
Of laughing.
Orcs have done more in defeating Sauron than elves in this series 😂
They are the true heroes besmirched by Elven Propaganda!
Thats halerious😂😂
To orotect their families from unjust war 😢😂
Çünki onlar dost. Sauron ölmek üzere olan elflere mitrilden yüzük yapmayı öğreterek onların hayatını kurtardı😂
@@raunakbanerjee1558 Well, they are good guys in this show, certainly better than Guyadriel.
This show has spawned an industry with the GDP of a small country , its glorious .
They roll the R's like they are auditioning for a Spanish soap opera. 😅
"I don't know why you roll your R's... but that's something I can never do"
-Terminator
or like a farmer in bavaria 😡
Like Shawn in psych
Thankyou I thought I was imagining this
Spanish soap operas have better acting though.
TROP demonstrates that there are people of all colours creeds and genders who cannot act to save themselves
DEI lack of talent programs are real
The Woke Critic is Mount Doom for woke shows, this was brutal 😂
And very much needed. Holy cow I can barely tolerate the show's scenes even while TWC dices up the entire plot like a salad.
I had to watch it twice. He was so good. Lol
woke should apply to reacher show too , theres no way one man can do all that , bad writing is bad tired of the term be used to divide when the root issue is just narcissistic toxic behavior the color of the mask doesn't matter
"woke" implies some effort. This has ZERO effort
@@joshuarock4631 Tolkien>Ludlum>Lee Child...so theres that
Tom Bombadil is basically Hagrid.
"You're a wizard Gandlef!"
I love Gandlef. He is my favorite sorcezard. 😑
Tom and Gandalf gonna bang.
SauRrRrRrRrRrRRrrrrron.
Missed one ‘R’.
CelebrRrRrRrrrimborr
GaladrRrRrRrRrrriel
J. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Tolkien
As a professor of Anglo-Saxon history and language Tolkien would surely approve of this masterpiece
The video, not the series 😂
I am Asian.. For me to see an Asian elf is just absolute bonkers.and a short one on top of that.... Elves are fair and tall and they are of European features based on the stories of where they are from..
Exactly. The Lord of the Rings was supposed to be a love letter by Tolkien of the European culture. I'm hispanic and I don't want to see elves that look like me. I expect them to look European and want them to stay that way.
That monkey-dude next to her is canonically even more ridiculous, but at least those silly ears kind of fit him.
If Tolkien's lore was a beloved treasure of, say, Mexican or Indian culture, and the characters were replaced with people of other ethnicities, people would call it r---ism. But when the English culture is being appropriated, it's progress and equality. The double standard has to stop.
@@cosmicmuffin322 I agree. Problem is, this is larger than us. It's an agenda and the agenda is to replace the dominant culture of the west which is european. That's why racism towards whites is not only endorsed by the establishment but also encouraged. It's really that simple. Now, the next questions anyone has next should be: who would do this? And Who would want this?
All I can say about it all is, if anyone wants to knpw the truth but is easily offended, then don't bother looking.
In the Norse mythology (which Tolkien took many inspirations from), the elves or alfir are considered the ancestor of Midgardians.
So many planks of wood I thought I was watching a fence
Fans: Don't you think it is disrespectful for you to defile Tolkien's work this way?
Amazon: DEAD MEN ARE NO THREAT!
Certain Adolfo: Let me introduce myself
Maybe if he was still alive, he would be the producer and make sure the writing stays tighter to the books.
I guess he shouldn't have let himself pass away. 😑
Black Legolas has stepped up a bit since S1.
All it took was to remove his female companion who told him what to do and say.
Unfortunately Isildur was not so lucky.
It's Incel-dur
Isildur is fair, as Tolkien would've said, so he'll never get a bump, even though he's the greatest hero of Middle Earth for most of its existence.
@@sheilaburrowes9081 the greatest hero reduced to a comic relief in this s----it show
I cannot stand how they roll their R's every opportunity
Elrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrond 😅
@@virtuaguyverify nauseating
@@virtuaguyverify Saurrhron
Celebrrrrimborrrrrr!😭
It's only annoying because they think it's going to save them otherwise it's probably the only thing accurate about the show
Watching the Rings is like carving my eyes out with a sporke
I think you mean a sporrrrrrrrrrrk.
But WAY longer
It's like listening that faaat she-dwarf singing
Inceldur made me start coughing for a minute
Her face and lips move so little, im convinced she's practicing ventriloquism.
I think her botox is too tight. 😂
@@toodlescae Nah she just bad actress.
Anticipation weighs heavily on the actress. Of when to roll the next R in a sentence.
imo she looks like an angry, drunk wine lady, that remembers her ex, who has a better life without her 🥰
Nah, she's the dummy.
This show had lots of Monty Python potential as a successor, too bad they are taking themselves seriously.
Elrond: "we must get there with great haste, there is no time to waste!"
*proceeds to walk on foot despite having access to some of the best horses in the land*
To be fair the fellowship didn't use horses to travel either because 1) the terrain was too dangerous and difficult for horses. 2) it was faster to travel on foot 3) riding on horses meant they would more easily be spotted by the enemy and they were traveling in secret.
Goodness, it`s gonna be a tough decision for the judges at the next Emmys between this and The Acolyte as to who wins the award for best Ensemble Acting. Thank God I am not a judge.
Would go so far as to call it the best of Star Wars even.
Indeed! I thought the Sackoshyte was canceled…but when does Anakin Harfoot blow up the Battlestar Galactica?
This show is so wonderfully absolutely amazing, with crisp dialogue and a coherent story that ties seamlessly in to Tolkien’s lore it’s almost indistinguishable from each other. That a new religion has spawned from it.
It’s sarcasm, in case you can’t see the vernacular.
Inceldur... lol
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Second season resumed in one word
well, they couldn't pass the opportunity to put the man down a peg.
The man who almost scored
wowwwww!!! This show was the best ever !!!! I leave 100 on Rotten tomatoes, and totally not received $$$$ from Bezos for it!!! Don't miss this show!!!
I live for these videos. Absolutely spell binding.
"There's no team in I" got a belly laugh out of me. Your writing is as crisp as ever.
Every fight Galadriel against orcs, looks like when you in a game, you will come into the starting zone, with your max-level character. 🤣
Even so her combat choreography is cringe, just as her acting skills in general....
we all already know how J R R Tolkien actually wanted to name his master piece as "The Lady of the Rings" to honor all the powerfull and diverse female protagonists of his work, but the solid morality of his age didnt made it possible; gladly, thanks to the skillful writers and contributions from the Tolkien NGO known as Amazon, Tolkien dream can finally came true in its whole glory, such a wonderful time to be alive!
@@penbunk 😂😂
Amen
Agree
It's ironic because Tolkien did include strong and powerful females in his work, leaders, women who were even feared by the powerful men ruling the kingdoms. The real Galadriel was spoken of in hushed tones. Not because they feared her kicking in their door and cutting their heads off, but because she held power and magic they didn't understand. A woman shockingly went into battle and killed the Wraith King, but that wasn't good enough for Amazon writers. No, we need to pretend it was totally normal for females to be warriors and there was nothing at all surprising about her dressing up in a man's armor and going to war.
@@justforever96 That's because these Woke cultists (not just in ROP but in Hollywood today, in all western media) cannot make a strong female character without portraying her more manly than men. That's the only 'strength' they understand: literally make her an invincible brute who wave a big, big sword and kicks men ars....es. Galadriel in the books and Jackson's movies was portrayed very differently, majestic, feminine, her true might was only hinted, yet her actually looked vastly more powerful than this Mary Sue caricature. Galadriel there felt like a divine being unlike this caricature from the Rings of Parody with her cringe combat choreography that cannot impress three years old kid.
But again, these corpo-globalist muppets can't understand that 'strong' means much more than brute physical force. They are only interested in humiliating men, not because they love women, but because they hate men. They hate everything created by men, including Tolkien. So they need to destroy it and remake in their own sick image.
Amazon handled this source material like a tribe of chimpanzees with a steinway.
Chimp-Kween Midget Clarke has throughoutly studiet the rachet hood rats "you can't handle me"-tiktok-lore.
There are more rolling R's in this show than when Edmond Hillary dropped a can
of alphabetti spaghetti down the mountain side!
Nay, that’s Sirrrrr…Edmund Hilary, laddie!
These rhymes are making me tear up from laughing so hard, what a fantastic video you've made 🤣
Tom Bombadil is a member berry for Hagrid from Harry Potter. Exact same character.
As written here. Did J.K. Rowlings copy Tom Bombadil for her Hagrid character?
My wife is asian- and when she saw the asian elf, she fell off the couch laughing
Does she have any sisters?
@@yanksfan6833I'm Asian. And i have many girl cousins. Want one?
@@yanksfan6833 Damn, you were quick.
@@scottmalkinson6983 yes. They aren’t diabetic too are they?
@@yanksfan6833 One of them is. But she's mine.
This channel REALLY needs more subs.
L Rond put on his place again by our strong girl
Jokes on us. He probably likes it.
Strong girl can't be tamed
You mean ElRrrrRond
L Rond Hubbard?
I was struck with awe - or perhaps was it sheer weariness - at the sight of your labor. Pray, how didst thou endure the long, dreary hours to perfect such profoundly captivating moments lost in the distant fog of insignificance?
Surely, the task was more perilous than a journey to Mordor itself!
Ha! :)
Those check box Elves were so cringe.
Amazon "I am altering the deal, pray i dont alter it further"
"Inceldur" alone is worth a comment^^
"Im pretty epic, ngl. I killed an ice troll in under 3 seconds with a flip and everything. For reals, no cap." Amazons Galadriel on being a pouty and rude Girl Boss.
Ok, but hear me out. I would kind of appreciate if just one character in the show randomly talked like some gen-z insert to highlight how pompous and and forced the dialogue in the show is.
@@theheebs100 yeah, they shouldn't be so Beta about it in their goon cave and just rizz us....no cap
@@jackburton1455 all fax no printer, fam.
@@theheebs100 TBF, I'm 41. I haven't a clue what any of it means.
@@jackburton1455 how do you do, fellow kid. I'm 38. haha
Tough gig for Elrond, not only is Guyladriel his former co worker, she is also, as Arwen’s grandmother, his mother-in-law! Hence the looks!!
@@dave55ides 😂😂😂
I've given this a fair bit of thought as well 😂
Wait, what? The fact that they have a thing and then he marries her daughter is super creepy
That opening stanza had my ribs hurting. Subscribed.
"Thank you for making Middle earth look just like our earth!". nailed it!
good vid!
This show is so good I gouged out my eyes. Thanks Amazon 👍
I have watched this video more than 4 times already. I prefer to watch this than rings of power
Inceldur made me chuckle, good one!
Oh finally I can enjoy a positive review of my favorite show. I love this show so much as a true fan boy I need to wait for all the episodes to air so I can bench watch them with no interruption. Please no Spoilers.
Another show intentionally committing Mary Sue-icide
Yeah..don't get Doomcock started😆
Tolkien would say "Yaaaaaaaasss, Queen"!
Can't wait to see Orc families presenting their woes on Dr.Phil. "My son just sits on the Palantir all day, he hasn't pillaged once in three months."
Every time Elrond says literally anything, Galadriel always 1 ups him or corrects him lmao. He points out Adar doesn't seem to be in league with Sauron, so perhaps they are fighting each other, and she comes back with "We are ALL at war" 😂
Shut up El Wrong! Such a dork!
‘More Boss than Hugo Boss’ that line will go down in History!
I just found your channel. The sarcasm is palpable and im here for it.
I was utterly stunned and braved by galadree-el
You are so generous, smart and strong in many ways, I suspect you may be a woman of colour.
and lesbian
@FunkyBandana and most likely a PhD in a few social sciences.
@@Peremptor haha and expert in break dancing!
Trans womxn
@@FunkyBandana Hopefully they make it into one of those unending soap operas... these powerful WOCs have so much to teach us.
Ring of Power, personally keeping Nerdrotic, Critical Drinker and Clownfish TV employed for years to come!
Not gonna lie,the characters got such a glow up.That they might as well be on Rupaul's drag race.🙈
Yo why the fuck do they all roll their R's in that stupid way?
Because it's the way it is pronounced in most of Europe, including many parts of UK.
@@reqontra nah I mean for the elvish words
They do it at random. I can’t even call that an accent.
CalaAABRIMBooooOOOORRRR
why's it just seem pretentious when this show does it?
Bro , you just earned a subscription.. excellent narration!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻🍻 Have a drink every time Sauron's name is mentioned by Left-tenant GladYourWell.
That's Saurrrron to you.
@@kalithrall 🤣🍻 ... More like Sourrrrr-on. 🤪🤣🤣🍻
@@kalithrallSahrrron
I did. Now I have a bad stomachache and an empty can of Draino…oh well, at least I won’t have to watch episode 4…
@@pazz1239 Shaaaaaaaaaarroooooooooooooooon! - Ozy
The star wars reference was perfect hahaha
This show reminds me more and more of The Witcher, let's hope it follows the same fate
It reminds me of the Witcher since the episode one, although Witcher was actually better - at least Henry Cavill was a better actor than these muppets.
@@bdleo300 Oh for sure, Henry is a delight
This is in fact really sad, such an amazing story to elaborate on, millions of dollars to invest into an amazing experience, and this is what we get? how can the directors think that this was a "good show"? It's unbelievable how so many people can be disconnected from reality and make so many bad decisions without realizing that this is horrible
Oh man Ive been waiting for this one
Even as sarcasm it's too bad to even laugh at. Apathy really is much worse than hate.
Inceldur... damn that's savage hahaha
1:18 lmfao... Such a petty and yet valid criticism of the direction. I love it. Subscribed.
10:14 I'm glad to see the woman who played Yennifer in Netflix's The Witcher landed on her feet after that show was canceled.
KING!
Can you believe she won the gold medal for boxing in the Olympics?
@@thetallestdwarf7041 Harold! 💚
@@pauloa.7609 Deirdre!
Daaaaamn hahah
Amazon didn't even care about this being good, its just a $1billion AD farming for new Prime subscribers :'(
How is it possible that these writers don't know that female orcs and baby orcs don't exist in Tolkiens work? I'm puking.
Well, ackshually... 🤓 Tolkien did say that orcs reproduced "in the manner of the Children of Illuvatar" i.e. they reproduced by mating and having kids like men and elves, so there must have been orc women who had babies, but he never specified they had traditional family units. Perhaps they were bred captive in litters or whatnot, and raised en masse.
Not that I'm defending this trash adaptation - it's F-tier garbage and I bet they didn't know the above quote. They clearly just wanted to humanise the orcs, because normalising evil is what they're all about.
In The Silmarillion it is written “Orcs multiply in the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar.” and that is the elves and men. So, yes orcs have sex and orc babies does exist even though he never mentions babies. And in both The Hobbit and LOTR, Tolkien writes of the orc Bolg and his father Azog. And if it is a father there probably is a mother.
@@darkomen1078oh my god!
perhaps you should read Tolkien's work instead of describing what you haven't read
ofc they exist, just like female and baby dwarves exist, they're just never really described or shown
and "peaceful, loving" orc families is obviously absurd, it's true
@@darkomen1078 You have no clue, do you? Tolkien never decided on that matter. What gives you the right to decide there where female orcs and babies if the creator himself couldn't? Bolg having a father doesn't mean there are female orcs, nor babies. Tolkien said orcs are corrupted elves. Then he had troubles solving the lifespan problem bcs he didn't want forever living orcs. Then he wrote about corrupted men, but had troubles solving the first age problem. Then he tried with fallen Maiar, but wasn't satisfied either (obviously). And then he died without ever answering this question. So well... Let's put this unsolved problem in a show, shall we Amazon? Why are you spreading nonsense alongside this horrible company?
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I didn't believe that Tolkien could be bettered, how wrong was I. Well played Amazon 👍
Walsh and Boyens: ''Tolkien is an amateur writer.''
@@reek4062 WHO?!! 😂😂😂
Amén
hahaha
Move over Acolyte, the REAL show of the year is here!
I loved the moment when Galadriel came upon 100 orcs and said “They have me completely suRRounded, those pooR bastaRds”
You might have missed about a hundrred rrrrs therrrrrrrre.
@@tapiolautavaara9532 J.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R. Tolkien
Galadriel was called a Karen Sue by a youtuber... 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 you are brilliant.
You rhyme really really well
""the first the last the every Skywalker"🤣🤣🤣🤣
your best one yet 🤣😂🤣
I remember years ago being excited to hear about Lord of the Rings, Shannara, Wheel of Time, Willow, and Witcher shows being made. I was so excited!
Now I'm just disappointed, and have little hope for any good fantasy shows being made by Hollywood.
Witcher...i was so hyped and then it was just a worse Xena. With a marvellous Cavill but it would have been better if they just had him act his lines on a stage.
@@Flaschenteufel Yeah, Cavill was just about the only good thing about The Witcher show.
Shannara was way more enjoyable than this piece of crap
@@atlanteean Agreed. I enjoyed the first season, but I didn't much care for the second season.
'Galadriel, synonym for beautyfell'
What?!!! 😂😂
THE ELVENGERS! lmao I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS.
Jeff Besos doing the ice bucket challenge at the end was perfect
On par with The Naked Gun. Glorious parody!
This is the stunningest and braviest review I have yet seen /
Granting more sheen /
To our eleven Queen
GaladriHELL
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Such an eloquent comedy. U my friend have earned a follow and loads of share's.
10:48 Only speechless for a moment. As soon as he recovered, I'm sure he would have found many, many terms to use. A whole dictionary, in fact. 😂
“The lady of the woods hits the only lady around…like Tiger Woods?!”…really dawg? 😂🤣😂…C’mon man! You wrong for that! 😂