People Are Hiring Private Police Squads in Detroit

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  • @VICENews
    @VICENews  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    "Our goal is to create conditions where violence does not occur," said Brown, who began teaching his own brand of self-defense in the early 1990s. "We deter violent criminal behavior by projecting strength. So our vehicles have all white strobe lights. Our vehicles are black and chrome."
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    • @jacobmartin861
      @jacobmartin861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yeah.. let's have a giant silver reflective logo on our backs, that's tactical...

    • @underdogg781
      @underdogg781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      This is blurring the line of the legality of impersonating a police officer.

    • @deaconandrewkingtheinspira762
      @deaconandrewkingtheinspira762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I like this company ✝️📖🙏🏾💒Keep up the good work 👍🏾

    • @caveman357
      @caveman357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Im a professor, but I'll LOVE to do this job! I'm in pretty good shape. I think it would be fun!

    • @TheRojo387
      @TheRojo387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The only way for that to be possible, is to involve the entire people in keeping the law. But that would be unfavourable for PROFITS.

  • @wdagerald8468
    @wdagerald8468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7209

    "Tactical"
    Everything will sound cool if you add tactical. This is our tactical toilet, tactical tissue, tactical soap.

    • @Dirka13
      @Dirka13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      tactical qtips, tactical crest toothpaste

    • @Press_X_to_doubt
      @Press_X_to_doubt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Tactical underwears 🤣

    • @Freeworld856
      @Freeworld856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      WDA Gerald 😂😂

    • @christianromero6604
      @christianromero6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      LmAO....tactical toilet....love it......

    • @LegionKilo
      @LegionKilo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tacti-cool shit tickets.

  • @nlrenzo9432
    @nlrenzo9432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16286

    “Thank you for calling Merryweather security consulting how may i help you?”

    • @yrgotze3628
      @yrgotze3628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Lmao

    • @WarTanko
      @WarTanko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +511

      GTA FUCKING 5 entered the chat, this man pulled a pro gamer move Lol

    • @GLO679
      @GLO679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      🤣

    • @brandonferg3498
      @brandonferg3498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      I need a eight man helicopter in my driveway now

    • @Fernahndo
      @Fernahndo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I was literally thinking of Merryweather while watching this video l

  • @luckilew
    @luckilew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20035

    Detroit is one step away from RoboCop

    • @dmvnation202
      @dmvnation202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      John Lewis 🤣🤣🤣

    • @LNMarls
      @LNMarls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      OCP has Arrived

    • @Voucher765
      @Voucher765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      A baby step away

    • @nando82
      @nando82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Was gonna say the same thing .... OCP here it comes.

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Well if they reopen those massive ex car factories, then like Ultron, they can create anything and everything! America needs real steal/iron built vehicles and other structures!! Housing is a must! High paying skill Jobs and housing!

  • @ilkkavierula6664
    @ilkkavierula6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    This is our tactical boat, used for tactical fishing operations, registered under company name for taxtical escape&evasion.

    • @BullseyeHTX
      @BullseyeHTX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      LMFAOOO

    • @tacticaltoad5258
      @tacticaltoad5258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hostage rescue from the ocean time

    • @ChaosInFlux
      @ChaosInFlux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      We are going to go detain some tactical fish on our tactical rowboat.... LMFAO

    • @jaydubs6354
      @jaydubs6354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol you know all those tactical maritime operations in Detroit 😂😂

    • @NankinSashimi
      @NankinSashimi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      aka VBSS

  • @enriquefuentes7697
    @enriquefuentes7697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5552

    Their equipment looks like something mercenaries would wear in a low budget action movie staring Steven Seagal.

    • @paulrietveld9837
      @paulrietveld9837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Well if you watch any of there training videos you'll realize that this guy is a Steven Seagul

    • @morginhazel9368
      @morginhazel9368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂

    • @JimReffects
      @JimReffects 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Far too specific and far too accurate. Jesus you hit the nail on the head.

    • @jannovak4502
      @jannovak4502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Equipment from Aliexpress

    • @xiaomajm89
      @xiaomajm89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao😂

  • @suacyb678
    @suacyb678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2903

    “This is our tactical door, that leads to our tactical bathroom”

    • @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385
      @mtf_nine_tailed_fox385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      This is our tacticool soap bar
      And my personal TacToothBrush

    • @7spaceninja
      @7spaceninja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      This is our Tactical TP... what am I talking about you civis won't get it. This is pur tactical toilet paper ah my personal favorite tactical scented war zone air.

    • @Byteable
      @Byteable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You guys are tactically hilarious 😂🤣

    • @dexterforeman
      @dexterforeman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @mattsmith1039
      @mattsmith1039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You guys tactically made me laugh

  • @philippeszwarcbart6507
    @philippeszwarcbart6507 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3027

    Why do the vipers look like stereotypical "Bad guy mercs" in first person shooters?

    • @aranfarazi9359
      @aranfarazi9359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Philippe Szwarcbart because they are

    • @gino14
      @gino14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "Next-Generation Special Forces"

    • @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
      @DetroitThreatManagementCenter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Philippe Szwarcbart
      Actually we don’t if you look at it we were different color pants and we never wear all black for that very reason LOL
      We were urban tiger pants and we also make sure that ID is visible in reflective insignia on all four sides of our uniform at all times under all conditions. That is to make sure that you never confuse us with other people doing other things other than protecting. In fact in many cases criminals wear all black para military gear to go to crime which is another reason why we never wear all black

    • @Sup_Mate
      @Sup_Mate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It's to have psychological effect. They mentioned that at the start of the video. Their whole educational/training system is actually based around non-violence, and understanding the mentality of criminals. This is actually kind of shitty reporting by VICE because this particular company differs greatly in philosophy and strategy, but on the surface, provides them the perfect scary or shocking image they like to present to their audience.

    • @bigmike956
      @bigmike956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Aran Farazi maybe. But most of them look like they know what they’re doing and doing it correctly. Being a bouncer at club is almost the exact same thing as this.

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    If he wanted people to take him seriously, he wouldn't have slapped chrome biohazard decals all over everything.

    • @omnipotentpumpkin9755
      @omnipotentpumpkin9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      People should take this seriously, this is the sort of thing that will be used against the public. It's going to be used mostly for corporate protection. Eventually corporations will have their owns laws and their own police and that's fucking scary.

    • @SewerTapes
      @SewerTapes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@omnipotentpumpkin9755
      How else are they supposed to build Delta City where Old Detroit now stands?

    • @ivanfredoo5863
      @ivanfredoo5863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because He got it tatted on his back

    • @official_pol2198
      @official_pol2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omnipotentpumpkin9755 Watch Dogs: Legions style.

    • @official_pol2198
      @official_pol2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea, some things just seem kind of ridiculous.

  • @TheCHEETOAZ
    @TheCHEETOAZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3016

    That hummer gas tank is already using 40% of the Company’s budget lol

    • @a-kkaz9791
      @a-kkaz9791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      chito ruiz lmao

    • @avykh99
      @avykh99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      My first thought. Dude get rid of that piece of shit.

    • @karlbuchanan1363
      @karlbuchanan1363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Its embarassing

    • @GyroZeppel
      @GyroZeppel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha get a life

    • @markllowe9849
      @markllowe9849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      What budget??

  • @gin5sey
    @gin5sey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1957

    home boy definitely came up with the VIPER acronym before he figured out what it was going to stand for

    • @mcfrisko834
      @mcfrisko834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      😂😂😂

    • @Davanillaguerrilla
      @Davanillaguerrilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmfao

    • @scooby9034
      @scooby9034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does it stands for?

    • @raypagdanganan2536
      @raypagdanganan2536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Got a good one, Protection Enforcement Nighttime Integrated Security.

    • @SBdunks3
      @SBdunks3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ray Pagdanganan did you go to S.H.I.T?

  • @rudyfuentes33
    @rudyfuentes33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    “And this is my tactical wife”

  • @MrQuijibo
    @MrQuijibo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    This guy literally has a self defense video where he instructs you to grab an attackers knife by the blade

    • @ChaosInFlux
      @ChaosInFlux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yep, I wonder how that would actually work out for him IRL..... LMFAO

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ikr, no wonder he was familiar from somewhere

    • @willw1561
      @willw1561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That actually seems pretty reasonable. If you're backed into a corner or can't run, injuring or even losing a hand to get control of a weapon that could endanger your life is a much better choice than getting stabbed in a place outside of your control with possibly deadlier consequences.

    • @MrQuijibo
      @MrQuijibo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@willw1561 it's a really bad idea. Even in an emergency you won't be able to pull a knife out of sometimes hand by the blade. Why grab the blade when their wrist is right next to it anyway? The best defense against a knife is to give the mugger your wallet and/or pair of running shoes. Joking aside, avoiding the situation entirely by always being aware of your surroundings, not getting into sketchy situations, times and places. Being physically and mentally fit. Carry a legal weapon if you must or something less lethal like pepperspray, know how to use it. These are illegal in my country so the last ditch for someone cornered like this would be going for the attacker's eyes, nose, throat or balls with everything you have and running off at the first chance. Knife wounds are often deadlier than gunshot wounds. There is a joke - how do you tell the winner of a knife fight? The loser bleeds to death in the street, the winner bleeds to death on the way to the hospital.

    • @ss4kaioken295
      @ss4kaioken295 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Proof?

  • @MrKillroy26
    @MrKillroy26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    This man took the most complicated way to say that they charge $1 a minute.

    • @MaximusTheChosenOne
      @MaximusTheChosenOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What?

    • @atartup
      @atartup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Max Contreras what?

    • @josephramirez3046
      @josephramirez3046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Lol because they charge $10 for the first 10 minutes then another $1 per minute after..... It's basically just $1 per minute 😂😂

    • @MaximusTheChosenOne
      @MaximusTheChosenOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Joseph Ramirez it’s not. There is a base fee
      With supplemental per minute surcharges. How is that $1 per minute.

    • @MrKillroy26
      @MrKillroy26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Max Contreras he could of said you pay a flat fee and then every minute after is a dollar. Not “the first 10 minutes is $10 and then every minute after that is $1”

  • @DJ-jq8if
    @DJ-jq8if 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3311

    This guy is gonna be rolling in money if you defund the police.

    • @pray4mojo35
      @pray4mojo35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Rolling in lawsuits when one of his Vipers shoots someone or gets themselves killed.

    • @HVACSoldier
      @HVACSoldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Tom D. What do you get when a cop kills someone? Qualified Immunity.

    • @j.t.5477
      @j.t.5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bet

    • @calebwindow1174
      @calebwindow1174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      True i want to buy their stocks before they defend make money off current events

    • @陈虎-g4f
      @陈虎-g4f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tom with great profit comes great risk

  • @Caffeine_K9
    @Caffeine_K9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    "These are the Tactical bricks that support our Tactical building"

  • @Firebolt4
    @Firebolt4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    He basically goes this whole time just saying that, we try to look tactical and cool and scary to deter criminals lol

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It works criminals usually avoid police unless really experienced ones know what to do

    • @contentcreator8750
      @contentcreator8750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@MiniNinja258 but they’re not cops. They’re security. Criminals ESPECIALLY in Detroit will figure this out.

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@contentcreator8750 not to mention that these guys can't use guns like the cops do, any bad guy with a gun could run rampant and d.u.s.t could only hide behind cover and call the cops.
      dust is basically the neighborhood watch that demands money for patrolling around the neighborhood trying to scare criminals away.
      it's like the snake oil of the private security industry.

  • @stargazer9172
    @stargazer9172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    I cant take anyone seriously that calls themself a VIPER

    • @thatdudnum67potatoe45
      @thatdudnum67potatoe45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      they look like the mercenaries the bad guy hired to kill you in a video game especially with the all black hideout

    • @psychshift
      @psychshift 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah they should have went with the tunnel snakes to at least be taken somewhat seriously

    • @gunigougou4505
      @gunigougou4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sssssssss 🐍

    • @tommysoulz
      @tommysoulz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah but he has a tactical boat I'd watch out

    • @lazlo686
      @lazlo686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “We’re with the Vipers”
      Whoever gets that reference gets a cookie

  • @MrKernkraft4000
    @MrKernkraft4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    I almost fell out of my chair at the tactical boat description "It's very fun and jumps over waves"

    • @tadeob_
      @tadeob_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They were two different boats habibi.

    • @liamlopez4540
      @liamlopez4540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ikr paints a boat black and its suddenly tactical

    • @JohnDoe-fx9eb
      @JohnDoe-fx9eb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Lots of thugs in Lake Michigan

    • @kehbab
      @kehbab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is such a joke

    • @Mikano_ñ
      @Mikano_ñ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tactical dildo

  • @Kyle-xi8up
    @Kyle-xi8up 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1173

    Me : Mom can I join Blackwater?
    Mom : We have Blackwater at home
    Blackwater at home :

    • @iamwritingrightnow8217
      @iamwritingrightnow8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Cocaine and Caviar „This is out tactical boat“

    • @user-kv3ut6pv4b
      @user-kv3ut6pv4b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why boat , do they have water in Detroit. Ok , on your way to Canada

    • @Ak-6969
      @Ak-6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Cocaine and caviar"

    • @user-vp9lc9up6v
      @user-vp9lc9up6v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Black water did kinda massacre some people tho

    • @gregoryspatisserie9858
      @gregoryspatisserie9858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A yeah it’s a perk of the job

  • @StonedNT
    @StonedNT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    I wonder how many times he’s been tactically sued for tactically violating someone’s civil rights.

    • @romanf9721
      @romanf9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      *tactical rights

    • @khamyang5128
      @khamyang5128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@romanf9721 LOOOOOOOL

    • @garyrosencpa
      @garyrosencpa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      never; only cops can be charged with that.

    • @cheezepizzaman4032
      @cheezepizzaman4032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tactical someones tactical civil tactical rights tactical.*

    • @bagelbob3979
      @bagelbob3979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tactically I wonder how tactically you can tactically phrase the word with good tactics, the wording tactically was good when your tactically talking about how tactically he can get tactically get sued for tactically violating a tactical civil right.

  • @THEPLAUGEHOBOwithashotgungreat
    @THEPLAUGEHOBOwithashotgungreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2178

    This looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen

    • @gabriel39495
      @gabriel39495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nancy Fontaine how come?

    • @tonyt324
      @tonyt324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed

    • @flankedbyjackal116
      @flankedbyjackal116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How

    • @elcuate4527
      @elcuate4527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Any business is a lawsuit waiting to happen

    • @jsilva7005
      @jsilva7005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@gabriel39495 our regular police are already trained like shit. Thats why there are so maby police killings of UNARMED people. How well do you think these police academy rejects will be trained?

  • @Dashi18n
    @Dashi18n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    These guy’s uniforms are straight out of starship troopers

    • @kilo5659
      @kilo5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I also love the NWU pants - inspires pure authority!

    • @APEX-qv7rm
      @APEX-qv7rm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kilo5659
      Their Logo is a
      Bio-Hazard symbol

    • @cottonballs185
      @cottonballs185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@APEX-qv7rm With the Eye of Providence right behind it, all apart of the "tactical psychology" listed to the right 0:03

    • @APEX-qv7rm
      @APEX-qv7rm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cottonballs185
      You notice how
      The one thing that gives
      People any power ...is not taught to
      Children in school ...No Logic

    • @kilo5659
      @kilo5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cottonballs185 TACTICAL LAW!

  • @Ivo3963
    @Ivo3963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    I lost it at „this is our tactical boat“

    • @nikanor8152
      @nikanor8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Same 😂😂😂
      Everything needs to be tactical

    • @joecam1167
      @joecam1167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Right. It's a bayliner spray painted black....

    • @isaacmarcucci3777
      @isaacmarcucci3777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its called a Zodiac.

    • @trippyfizzy9911
      @trippyfizzy9911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lil boat

    • @JamNaco
      @JamNaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      tactical boat, tactical motorcycles, tactical custom boat (it‘s also very fun because it jumps over waves and people enjoy riding it)

  • @WindowsAndGhosts
    @WindowsAndGhosts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    "Mom, I want mercenaries!"
    "Sweetie, we have mercenaries at home."
    The mercenaries at home:

    • @castronator29
      @castronator29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What happened when I asked my parents for the new PS1. They got me the POLYstation. "We got you that one better, it looks the same, is cheaper and you have 100 games in it!". Sad Christmas.

    • @jdgustofwinddance.7748
      @jdgustofwinddance.7748 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “The best.”

  • @stuartpalmer3793
    @stuartpalmer3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2756

    They are dressed like bad guys out of a cheap B grade movie.

    • @loganholt3423
      @loganholt3423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      They look badass and sometimes you need to look impressive and serious for people to take you serious

    • @codeinecowboy8607
      @codeinecowboy8607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Or a high budget late 70s action movie

    • @rukus9585
      @rukus9585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@loganholt3423 no, he's saying they look the opposite of badass. That they look cheap, silly, and fake. And i agree.

    • @loganholt3423
      @loganholt3423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@rukus9585 the begining they looked somewhat cool but they begin to look silly

    • @ify105
      @ify105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Logan Holt they most certainly do not look badass or intimidating they look like they work for dr. Evil or play on team Globo Gym in dodgeball

  • @kevinarzola4781
    @kevinarzola4781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    If people are hiring private security/guards in a yearly increasing rate, you have failed as a police chief.

    • @andremaines
      @andremaines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      How is it his fault the budget got cut?

    • @kevinarzola4781
      @kevinarzola4781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Andre Maines the budget is cut because Detroit has been in free-fall for over 2 decades. They’ve had 20 years to get it right and refused to. Why fund them when they don’t do their jobs?
      They have the funding they should have had back in 2008. They don’t do anything and everyone in Detroit knows not to call the cops because by the time they get off their lunch break, the perp is long gone.

    • @drnapalm7605
      @drnapalm7605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      If you put through so much gun control in a country with 2nd amendment rights and you have to hire private security and your municipal police is failing, you failed as a city and as a species

    • @artemiasalina1860
      @artemiasalina1860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andremaines Shot too many people's dogs.

    • @andremaines
      @andremaines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You guys know nothing about what it takes to be a law enforcement official it's not their fault the economy tanked and the city had to file for bankruptcy. Being a cop in the most dangerous city in America inside a department with no funding is some shit you'll never understand you entitled millennial piece of shit.

  • @RoadDawgLife
    @RoadDawgLife 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Everything in America is truly for sale. Private cops, private jails... now just need a private judges & juries. Politicians have been for sale for years.

    • @Mhurilo10
      @Mhurilo10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      With politicians who make laws for sale, can we really argue that judges and juries aren't?

    • @zenithcodmtv
      @zenithcodmtv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Result of defund the police

    • @Soshi12005
      @Soshi12005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A lot of companies and people have private security for many years it’s nothing special - bouncers and bank guards are private security.The only difference is they are offering public security

    • @Pineappletaco
      @Pineappletaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The've had private judges for years. Read the investigations, biographies, and stories about how the mafia, powerful gangs, hired killers, and a few serial killers operated for so long so successfully. They even name judges that we payed regularly.

    • @adoe2305
      @adoe2305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Albert Fels do you feel better kid?

  • @22XERO22
    @22XERO22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    They straight up look like the private security you'd find in a movie that also part-takes in illegal human scientific experimentation.

  • @memo81147
    @memo81147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    "its a $10 charge for the first 10 minutes, every minute after that its a dollar a minute"

    • @mrlentien5333
      @mrlentien5333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +506

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

    • @Boyetto-san
      @Boyetto-san 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      I think it's to say that even if you take less than 10 mins, you pay $10. After that, they charge by the minute.

    • @greenblood1211
      @greenblood1211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      this is what a lot of time based jobs do, "I'll do this for $10 an hour, 2 hour min" it just means even if it takes less than 2 hours to complete, you still agreed to pay for at least 2 hours.

    • @Myaa1980
      @Myaa1980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @securemindsetofficial
      @securemindsetofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This is quite a well used business model in the security industry and quite a fair one. Most companies charge around 120 $ dollars depending on the client just for the response!

  • @bert5492
    @bert5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    This isn't Blackwater, this is Mudwater.

    • @jameshoxworth6447
      @jameshoxworth6447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      More like Murkywater

    • @neojenshi4055
      @neojenshi4055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jameshoxworth6447 payday 2 reference

    • @sinisterdrip
      @sinisterdrip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is Wendy’s bert

    • @ysl6549
      @ysl6549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is Flint water

    • @prfwrx2497
      @prfwrx2497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rustwater

  • @wavytuck5748
    @wavytuck5748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    these are the people who go tryhard mode during the purge

    • @av3n..353
      @av3n..353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Survival of the fittest

    • @Americansikkunt
      @Americansikkunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magne Aren't there many more factors for Detroit not having police...? Suggesting privatized police forces are the result of "diversity" (whatever you mean by that), overlooking many issues at best, and just incorrect at worst.

    • @shatteredstar2149
      @shatteredstar2149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well it is Detroit

    • @wavytuck5748
      @wavytuck5748 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yams Ondeck I guess so 😂

    • @brusselsprout5851
      @brusselsprout5851 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know. Look what that slob William Fulton managed to do to Schaeffer Cox for the FBI/DOJ, and got a book deal and a ghost writer, and I think a television program too for it all. Ex 10 year Army who uses deranged and brainwashed veterans and drug dealers who want to "get off the hook" as his "squad." They can play judge and jury against innocent people right there on the streets, then alter the narrative for the press. sigh. @Anglo Commando

  • @simula152
    @simula152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The tactical boat isn't even tactical. You know how long it takes to unload a boat into water from a trailer? It's definitely not tactical.

    • @ilkkavierula6664
      @ilkkavierula6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep. Boat that is used for any kind of tactical ops needs to have a low draft so you can drive it right to shore. It also needs to be open so it's easy to get in/out of rapidly.
      Rigid inflatables (RIB) are the type most optimally suited for that, as evidenced by their widespread use among militaries and law enforcement.
      I suspect it's just the guys weekend fishing boat that he registered under company ownership to get tax deductions on it...

    • @jcspaz4l
      @jcspaz4l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its black painted, that makes it tactical, aren't u paying attention

  • @wilsonfoss9177
    @wilsonfoss9177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    “This custom boat allows us to get in shallow waters and is really fun, can jump over waves and people really enjoy riding in it” idk why but this got me😂

    • @tshakashakur2220
      @tshakashakur2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Bj Jones tactical mindedness

    • @thatonenigeriansformula
      @thatonenigeriansformula 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was wholesome

    • @jimmybobco
      @jimmybobco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I lost it too 😂

    • @billyhenerson2871
      @billyhenerson2871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It just shows that they probably don't spend their time being productive, and get all this stuff that looks cool and use the word "tactical" to make it sound cool. The leader, Dale, has been thoroughly exposed for his ineffective defense strategies in wrestling, firearms, and knife combat, so that should say something about what they do.

  • @nickwilson8429
    @nickwilson8429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    $10 charge for the first 10 minutes, and after that it's a dollar a minute? Gotcha

    • @ramondamian5067
      @ramondamian5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      That made me laugh.

    • @610_darren_2
      @610_darren_2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      like wut😂😂😂

    • @dionysus649
      @dionysus649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ramondamian5067 what is funny about this

    • @ramondamian5067
      @ramondamian5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@dionysus649 Guess you are too dumb to catch it.

    • @shadow33xfn61
      @shadow33xfn61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I guess they mean anything under 10 minutes is 10$, sounded funny 😂

  • @Slaughterproof
    @Slaughterproof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2238

    Their hideout literally looks like the bad guy's hideout in Robocop.

    • @ragingjaguarknight86
      @ragingjaguarknight86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Clarence Boddicker's hideout? o_O

    • @doa3231
      @doa3231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can you read??? Private security

    • @joselopez9228
      @joselopez9228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@doa3231 you ruined the koje

    • @gabrielserrano5054
      @gabrielserrano5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      robocop predicted the privatization of the public sector. it doesn't end well for the citizens.

    • @marioboyd557
      @marioboyd557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ragingjaguarknight86 Bobby can you fly?

  • @GD-fv2ki
    @GD-fv2ki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I remember watching this video when it first came out and now this dude is a meme 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cameronphipps6919
      @cameronphipps6919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He’s a joke

    • @licanisbeastilarica5761
      @licanisbeastilarica5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How?

    • @ManiacMayhem7256
      @ManiacMayhem7256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@licanisbeastilarica5761 watch Brandon Herrera

    • @EEE-pv2eo
      @EEE-pv2eo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@licanisbeastilarica5761 He's this guy th-cam.com/video/y9JxqQ1Lus4/w-d-xo.html

    • @RippedNerdyKid
      @RippedNerdyKid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@licanisbeastilarica5761 the scenarios he teaches are never going to happen in real life.. He trains people as if you can freeze time and he threatens peoples life as a result. He never recommends pepper spray or a gun which is more useful than everything he taught.

  • @thebronzetoo
    @thebronzetoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Unarmed security. In Detroit.
    Sounds legit...

    • @arichalevas2298
      @arichalevas2298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      They are unarmed?! Wtf?! lol Not a good idea

    • @icantfeelshitatall6285
      @icantfeelshitatall6285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      i think they rely on their cool uniforms, but as soon as one of their guys goes down they're gonna go for the guns

    • @TheAlphapuck5280
      @TheAlphapuck5280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Thats because Detroits laws only allow certified law enforcement to carry. Its no wonder crime is up. You allow the people and companies like this to carry, crime will drop overnight. None of these thugs want to lose their lives over something silly.

    • @brandonpryormusic
      @brandonpryormusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Alpha Puck that’s not true, you can get certified as an armed security officer in Detroit. What do you think the armored truck companies do?

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@TheAlphapuck5280 That is BS. If your claim was correct, Afghanistan would be the safest place on Earth.

  • @Big_smoked
    @Big_smoked 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    “This is a tactical gun”

  • @ryderpaskevich857
    @ryderpaskevich857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    "10 dollars, 10 minutes. 10 dollars for the first 10 minutes. After that, it's a dollar a minute"
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that just a dollar a minute?
    Edit: oh jesus christ what have I done

    • @maluco552
      @maluco552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Yes, but i believe he meant the first 10 minutes were a single payment, and every extra minute would be a Dollar.

    • @heinzguderian628
      @heinzguderian628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Boy the cops get a lot of money every week, I dont know how many minutes has a week but thats a lot

    • @ryderpaskevich857
      @ryderpaskevich857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@heinzguderian628 I'm just saying the way he phrased it was dumb

    • @heinzguderian628
      @heinzguderian628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ryderpaskevich857 er... what do you mean? I just Said they earn a lot of money every week, I didnt call you dumn

    • @ryderpaskevich857
      @ryderpaskevich857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maluco552 I guess yeah but I mean there's no way they're gonna be less than 10 minutes, so it's basically a dollar a minute

  • @pauliepecans4213
    @pauliepecans4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "It's 10 dollars for the first 10 minutes then a dollar per minute after that" so it's 1 dollar per minute the whole time (I know the first 10 is a minimum, it just sounds funny)

    • @no_one_u_know4287
      @no_one_u_know4287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmao how did no one catch this 🤣

    • @Pozloh
      @Pozloh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Budget police hahahaha.

    • @thelastofmykind0075
      @thelastofmykind0075 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @gilabola4642
      @gilabola4642 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it meant to be minimum charge of 10 min and afterwards charged per 1 min increment

  • @rp-2f
    @rp-2f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Would love to see footage of them actually handling a violent suspect

    • @kdzenins
      @kdzenins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He was paid probably

    • @HyenaButter69
      @HyenaButter69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      They never have and they never will. They're going to get shot by the police for carrying fake guns.

    • @travis2950
      @travis2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@HyenaButter69 They only mean right though I think it’s a nice change in Grim Detroit.

    • @linds6609
      @linds6609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They would die

    • @cmj0929
      @cmj0929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There literally is none lmaoo

  • @MarcusGomesFIFA
    @MarcusGomesFIFA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    as soon as i heard 'TACTICAL boat', i just felt the urge to pause the vid and check the comments to see if this guy calls everything 'tactical something'.
    and i wasn't disappointed... LOL

    • @MrMatt127
      @MrMatt127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. Lol

    • @wilfbm9067
      @wilfbm9067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Above your comment someone has said "tactical microwave" 🤣

    • @mandalorian_guy
      @mandalorian_guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      These mall ninjas are practicing in a garage with a "tactical boat". As someone who is former private security and had to face off against numerous REAL combat situations these guys are just clowns.

    • @danielcharles1000
      @danielcharles1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same

    • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
      @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wilfbm9067 a couple below someone else used "tactical brick in their tactical wall".
      🤣🤣🤣 I lost it at that one.

  • @devingutierrez3617
    @devingutierrez3617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2762

    "This is our tactical boat" "here's our tactical motorcycles" "these are our tactical beds" "and here's where we keep our tactical meals"😂😂

    • @Marshal_Dunnik
      @Marshal_Dunnik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      "And this is our tactical toilet, for tactical shitting."

    • @MichaelMisoi
      @MichaelMisoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@Marshal_Dunnik You are very tactical with your tactical reply.

    • @Nicholas-f5
      @Nicholas-f5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Tactical laughing 🤣

    • @adrianleguizamo2081
      @adrianleguizamo2081 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Now I want tactical waffles for breakfast

    • @aftisafterme9736
      @aftisafterme9736 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm taking a tactical shit and I'm using tactical baby wipes and you cant forget the tactical squatty potty so your tactical poops come out of the old tactical poop hole nice

  • @clueless5803
    @clueless5803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    BRO IT'S THAT ONE SELF DEFENSE INSTRUCTOR LMFAOOO I CAN'T

    • @joie8465
      @joie8465 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh gosh the short tickets to heaven

    • @Thc_Puff.E
      @Thc_Puff.E 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He had more integrity then, now his tactics will surely take you to the afterlife lmao 🤣

    • @jmartinez562
      @jmartinez562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's how he started getting known... People made fun of him then you strategically became a character improving his brand....
      He's having fun and the jokes on the one who haven't figured that out

  • @liamlopez4540
    @liamlopez4540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    And this is our tactical microwave.

    • @sanchezs7614
      @sanchezs7614 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice!

    • @thebatburger
      @thebatburger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That cooks tactical pizza pockets

    • @hansyu1688
      @hansyu1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heating their tactical pizza

    • @TheSubmissionChannel
      @TheSubmissionChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get me some tactical coffee, now!

  • @Blubalerbderb
    @Blubalerbderb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Vipers: violence intervention emergency response, in other words someone really wanted it to spell vipers

    • @steveno2760
      @steveno2760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Violence intervention personnel & emergency response services" would've hit all the letters

    • @OutlawOfTexas
      @OutlawOfTexas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Should’ve used the word “intercepting”

    • @NCII1978
      @NCII1978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why hasn't this comment gone viral yet! LMAO "In other words someone really wanted it to spell VIPERS". This was great!!!

    • @ConernicusRex
      @ConernicusRex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NCII1978 because it’s ripped off from another TH-cam video that covers DUST.

  • @martyes9563
    @martyes9563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "when they see how you're dressed they think you're serious...because you ARE serious"
    LMAO that sounded like the punchline of a joke.

    • @spooky4223
      @spooky4223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It does, they also don't look very tactical.

    • @CriticalSurvival0
      @CriticalSurvival0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Proper training will make people think they are serious.

  • @ilkkavierula6664
    @ilkkavierula6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    There is a term for this kind of business: "security theater"

    • @LucianGarz-x9q
      @LucianGarz-x9q 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can be good

    • @floridaman2806
      @floridaman2806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly like the TSA

    • @ilkkavierula6664
      @ilkkavierula6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LucianGarz-x9q Not really. Any serious gangsta is not gonna take those LARP:ers seriously. Rather they are themselves in serious danger of being capped.
      They might intimidate some teenage wannabe street thugs, but real criminals ? Nah. They are just rent-a-cops in "cool" looking gear, and professional criminals know that. They know that once lead starts flying those guys run, as they don't have the equipment nor legal rights to put up a fight.

    • @Poopies227
      @Poopies227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the term is "rent-a-cop." Regardless, these people are clowns starting with the "commander."

    • @ilkkavierula6664
      @ilkkavierula6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Poopies227 Security theater means anything that is meant to make people feel they are safe, but doesn't really improve security in a meaningful way.

  • @Josh-zy3lq
    @Josh-zy3lq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    “Help I’m getting robbed” “ma’am I’m gonna need the 16 digit credit card number”

    • @EuroGuy85
      @EuroGuy85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Damn. Getting robbed twice. Not good.

    • @andresd3104
      @andresd3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why would they do that in an emergency? Hospitals/ambulances don't. Neither would police. They all bill you afterwards, when the emergency is over.

    • @docspockq9924
      @docspockq9924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🇺🇸🗽USA #1!!!

    • @losttale1
      @losttale1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you can go to venezuela, where they don't ask for anything and allow you to do nothing hahaha

    • @rappermerch7785
      @rappermerch7785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@andresd3104 it's a joke idiot

  • @ConnorLyon
    @ConnorLyon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    Just want to point out that the dude who is in charge of these “Vipers” has been exposed thoroughly on his incompetence with hand to hand combat, disarming weapons, and general tactical knowledge.

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      you can tell from the vibe that it's all just a show. right when they showed the guys doing the disarming drill you can tell they're amateur

    • @christophersalinas2722
      @christophersalinas2722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Tactical incompetence

    • @makaraanos8010
      @makaraanos8010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Any links, articles, and videos??? Am intrigued

    • @11k-l8i
      @11k-l8i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@makaraanos8010 this video lol

    • @makaraanos8010
      @makaraanos8010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@11k-l8i good job figuring that out albeit i was looking for “other” materials….

  • @davide724
    @davide724 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    TM: "Ten minutes, ten dollars."
    Me: "They stole all my money."
    *TM drives away*

    • @robertortiz8540
      @robertortiz8540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unfortunately if they don't run it like a business then the company will never prosper.

    • @harshitmadan6449
      @harshitmadan6449 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can sell your vase and some of the furniture

    • @thatchanguy
      @thatchanguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, I thought you were making a joke. Wow...

    • @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
      @DetroitThreatManagementCenter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      David E
      We solve most situations within the first 10 minutes as in 99% of all situations LOL
      But for Protracted events that are of a personal nature where a person wants more protection we provide it and if they’re poor and can’t afford it we provided for free.

    • @INSXNX
      @INSXNX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Detroit Threat Management Center VIPERS 😂😂😂😂

  • @ilikespaghetti2170
    @ilikespaghetti2170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Detroit must be too safe with dale on the street

  • @yungsxnta6251
    @yungsxnta6251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    So Detroit is technically gotham now

    • @BillyRamirez
      @BillyRamirez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Tactically gotham

    • @mobilecustomer2519
      @mobilecustomer2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are real life crows 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @walterwhite3035
      @walterwhite3035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Nah. Gotham have criminals that don’t really care about money. Only about sending a message. Like Joker. In Detroit, people need money because their in poverty, while in Gotham the city isn’t really in poverty, so villains don’t really need money. They just want to destroy the city into ashes. And there’s way more chaos in Gotham.

    • @cookiesupervisor2211
      @cookiesupervisor2211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ... well they was reason why they made Robocop there...

    • @MiniNinja258
      @MiniNinja258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@walterwhite3035 both cities have criminals

  • @adamfrbs9259
    @adamfrbs9259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    When your government ENTIRELY fails you. This exists.

    • @adamfrbs9259
      @adamfrbs9259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Robin Elliot well China just put Tariffs on billions of dollars of our agriculture, so that will create some famine. There ya go, ...thanks to Trumps idiot trade war.

    • @adamfrbs9259
      @adamfrbs9259 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Robin Elliot haha you'll see. Trumps a moron and China doesn't play fair, only gonna get worse.

    • @Tommy-sc7pe
      @Tommy-sc7pe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      adam forbes we’ll find ways around it, one way or another meanwhile China won’t have breathable air in 30+ years 😂😂

    • @canadiandrumer
      @canadiandrumer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Robin Elliot the disastrous consequences of tariffs are basic economics kiddo, read a fucking book you dunce

    • @themaroonwaymedia9486
      @themaroonwaymedia9486 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tommy-sc7pe to seen the asthma rates right here, homey? 😁💀😁

  • @lorenzoduron4848
    @lorenzoduron4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    "$10 for the first 10 minutes, then it's a dollar a minute after that." This is an OnlyFans type of deal right here. Lol

    • @grimgoreironhide9985
      @grimgoreironhide9985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Reminds me of the militarised paramedics in Cyberpunk 2077

    • @diegoprobaly4990
      @diegoprobaly4990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@grimgoreironhide9985 First thing i thought of to lol

    • @tannerz21gaming65
      @tannerz21gaming65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      If police was made by EA

    • @bruhbruh2099
      @bruhbruh2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That ain’t that bad. $60 an hour? Totally not 6 times my income

    • @gilgamesh8860
      @gilgamesh8860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanos you dont get it do you

  • @charleslalawigan2755
    @charleslalawigan2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    This is equivalent to me and my friends protecting the class genius after he gives us his test answers

  • @TheLastWhiteKid
    @TheLastWhiteKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1249

    As a former cop, this is scary. What they showed of their training is not practical or realistic.

    • @silvadossantos6803
      @silvadossantos6803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      More like a milicia.

    • @shittyG1
      @shittyG1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Ya those goof balls are just gonna get themselves killed

    • @armandoestebes3343
      @armandoestebes3343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker did it. It works...

    • @huntsbychainsaw5986
      @huntsbychainsaw5986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Has the training for any US based militia ever been practical?

    • @tellit929
      @tellit929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Are we gonna trust a paratrooper or a cop . Definitely a paratrooper

  • @theycallmemavericky
    @theycallmemavericky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +791

    All these self defense gurus think the bad guys will attack them in slow motion lol

    • @theycallmemavericky
      @theycallmemavericky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The South 😂 agreed

    • @offroadchevy4x496
      @offroadchevy4x496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It’s all about muscle memory.

    • @meesert
      @meesert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@offroadchevy4x496 Nope its all about real life sparring and scenario's. Thats why people that train 10 years of kung fu get destroyed by people training 2 year of combat sport with sparring like kickboksing, mma, muay thai, wrestling, bjj or judo.

    • @chickenguy4828
      @chickenguy4828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      meesert they’re getting destroyed in a sport they never trained for, the same way Conor McGregor got destroyed by Floyd Mayweather. It’s about muscle memory end of story, even in MMA if you’re practicing something on the bag you may need to slow down to make sure you’re doing something correctly. Sparring isn’t going to teach you jack shit about real fighting.

    • @meesert
      @meesert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chickenguy4828 First of all, MMA and real fighting are pretty close so if you get destoyed in MMA chances are big you also can't fight. Second, I'm not saying you should only spar (technical training and drilling is important too) however if you never spar you have no clue how a real fight or even a real confrontation feels, let alone how you will perform under the pressure it brings. (sidenote: Conor did actually do really good vs one of the the best boxers that ever lived, way better then people thought he would.)

  • @hambone4984
    @hambone4984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Pretty sure there's a whole genre from the 80s-early 90s about this

    • @apocalypsepow
      @apocalypsepow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm cashing you out Bob.

    • @dogestranding5047
      @dogestranding5047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't make the mistake of thinking that the fictionalized versions actually represent what will happen.

  • @Jarasi98
    @Jarasi98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “A Detroit fair fight; a 4 on 1” that had me dying lmaoo

  • @danny_3036
    @danny_3036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    In south Africa, private security outnumber our military lol

    • @edgaral
      @edgaral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      is it better tho, than the military? serious question

    • @danny_3036
      @danny_3036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@edgaral i believe so, our military is crumbling..

    • @BlueAndOrange720
      @BlueAndOrange720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danny _ ours as well in america

    • @_Hess
      @_Hess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@BlueAndOrange720 wtf are you talking about? You do realize the US has the #1military in the world?

    • @danny_3036
      @danny_3036 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Triggered T e e n the best batsman in the world

  • @33LOS_
    @33LOS_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    I’m gonna go take a tactical lunch break

    • @thelagginggamer1309
      @thelagginggamer1309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I’m going to take a tactical rest in my tactical bed

    • @diegoferrr6173
      @diegoferrr6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      John 3:16For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son so that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

    • @thelagginggamer1309
      @thelagginggamer1309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@diegoferrr6173 what’s this have to do with anything

    • @jasonkegley5290
      @jasonkegley5290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thelagginggamer1309 it was a tactical maneuver.

    • @AlexiRamirez2000
      @AlexiRamirez2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thelagginggamer1309 tactical Bible quote
      Nah but for real those guys seem to have a pretty nice job

  • @jakele8566
    @jakele8566 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    65 employees and bring in 2 million a year. Either this guy is running a charity or he's paying 25k salary to the employees. Interesting...

    • @RydarGames
      @RydarGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      2 million in profits is what he likely means. I don’t he was talking about total revenue!

    • @AdmiralFroggy
      @AdmiralFroggy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Detroit is beyond cheap to live at.

    • @Malik_Maverick
      @Malik_Maverick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jake Le Wait, do wages for non-salaried employees get included in profit or do you only include one line item for salary/wages?

    • @bansteban135
      @bansteban135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Teez Well wages are expenses, so not profit.

    • @TESkyrimizer
      @TESkyrimizer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No idea if total or net. Oof.

  • @MyUsernameisDifferent
    @MyUsernameisDifferent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yo its the self defense guy loll

  • @antoniotinoco2428
    @antoniotinoco2428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    Paraphrasing "The first ten minutes is ten dollars, then it's a dollar a minute after that." Lmao so it's a dollar a minute regardless

    • @heatherrrenea
      @heatherrrenea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lmao 😂 I’m dying here! I so didn’t catch that but I’m rolling! 👏 🤣

    • @MrRay3801
      @MrRay3801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I think what he meant to say is it's a $10 dispatch fee and they will be there in 10 minutes or less....then it's a dollar a minute on site. But you're right....a dollar a minute no matter what. Lol

    • @dertythegrower
      @dertythegrower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Why does youtube put a thumbs down .. it has never worked as seen here. The business reasons is because they make 10 bucks even if its a 2 minute ride by.. this makes sure the company always profits when they get a call... its a joke of a company, sure, but it has a market because he is making money selling fear to business owners with lots of easy cash to handle. The first ten minutes scheme is usually used by people who come do a service to your house, so they dont lose wasting time and gas.. ever.

    • @Edgarrmz07
      @Edgarrmz07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why not say 60$ hr

    • @campsitez2355
      @campsitez2355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      just buy yourself a gun it'll be way cheaper than 60 dollars an hour every week.
      and by the end of the year you should have your store's bathroom completely remodeled with that kind of price lol.

  • @TopHatPenguin
    @TopHatPenguin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    This whole thing seems like someone played a bit too much metal gear solid

    • @joshslowmez6065
      @joshslowmez6065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Huh?
      What was that noise?
      The enemy must be near by!!!!

    • @Inevitable037
      @Inevitable037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking the same thing. The PMC are here.

    • @chicoskimoni9338
      @chicoskimoni9338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The look sells the service, and they're making money. If you're gonna hire a security team (that you probably can't afford) do I want them looking like mall security or do I want them to look paramilitary? Hmmmm....🤔

    • @IR-Fan
      @IR-Fan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "This is Pequod, arrived at the LZ."

    • @jrickducking6685
      @jrickducking6685 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lunch... has changed. It's no longer about healthy, quality, or affordable foods. It's an endless series of proxy battles fought by students and lunch lady. Lunch plans, and its consumption of life, has become a well-oiled machine. Lunch has change. ID-tagged students carry ID-tagged lunchcards,eat ID-tagged food. Calories inside their bodies enhance and regulate their abilities. Genetic control, information control, emotion control... Lunchroom control. Everything is monitored and kept under control. Lunch - has changed. The age of affordability has become the age of control. All in the name of averting catastrophe from malnutrition. And he who controls the lunchroom, controls the school. Lunch has changed... When the lunchroom is under total control, malnutrition becomes routine.

  • @THIZZMONSTER
    @THIZZMONSTER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    One well armed person could take down this entire “police force”😂😂😂

  • @planetgreen005
    @planetgreen005 5 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    lol title is misleading; should be "People are hiring rentacops in detroit"

    • @MakerInMotion
      @MakerInMotion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Luis D. That's right a Blackwater type defense contractor would laugh at these pussies.

    • @ajh.7868
      @ajh.7868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@OneDeuxTriSeiGo Not at all. A mercenary is a professional soldier hired to serve for a foreign country for a monetary reward. Like for instance. Sometimes our cia or nsa would hire foreign soldiers to help complete a certain task.

    • @CommandoJenkins
      @CommandoJenkins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Luis D. Cops are glorified security guards.

    • @angry-white-men
      @angry-white-men 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MakerInMotion Like Chris Kyle type of guys, who get taken down by kids? Lol

    • @MakerInMotion
      @MakerInMotion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angry-white-men Chris Kyle was taken down by a Marine.

  • @JACKBLACKTOSE
    @JACKBLACKTOSE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    You’re “security.” Can you detain people? No. Can you search people? No. Are you accountable to the citizenry? No.

    • @kingstarnoah3101
      @kingstarnoah3101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Security can detain people with probable cause, any citizen can, but not in the way police can when someone seems ''suspicious''

    • @kozakos1999
      @kozakos1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Private security is more accountable to the people as they will go out of business if their members have as shitty as an attitude as cops.

    • @TheSublimeLifestyle
      @TheSublimeLifestyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      KiNGstarNoah they cannot. The rules of a citizen’s arrest goes out of the window because they’re a company and therefore, agents of an entity.
      If they detain anyone, it’s kidnapping. They are strictly pawns to project a level of security UNLESS they are on private property.

    • @kingstarnoah3101
      @kingstarnoah3101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheSublimeLifestyle Just made a comment with proof of why you are wrong, don't know we're it went or if it's still there, but you are wrong plain and simple.

    • @JACKBLACKTOSE
      @JACKBLACKTOSE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kingstarnoah3101 I mean, no. Each state has their own statutes regarding these things. So you can't unequivocally say that. Generally entities provide security on a specific premise that is under ownership of the employer. I'd love to see the docket for the poor SOB that detains a citizen on a public sidewalk because they have "probable cause."
      Give your balls a tug... Jesus Christ...

  • @activatewindows2305
    @activatewindows2305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    So real life OCP from Robocop? Yikes.

    • @rawkut
      @rawkut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Rome fell one brick at a time. The powers that be, play the long game.

    • @Spolodaface
      @Spolodaface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "OCP RUNS THE COPS!!!"

    • @nealrutgerskid
      @nealrutgerskid 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's was the first thought I had see the video. The original version of the movie...

    • @alexocasio-gomez5267
      @alexocasio-gomez5267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U down wid OCP? Yeah u kno me!

    • @Cannibal713
      @Cannibal713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They even took the OCP logo from the movie.

  • @daniellaubhan5521
    @daniellaubhan5521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ayooooooo it’s the detroit urban survival training dude

  • @mikehenkes
    @mikehenkes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Lol one year later “the nation needs to hire private police forces”.

    • @kbflorida888
      @kbflorida888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      mikehenkes 5 years from now they’ll be yelling “defund the security guards”.

    • @riyapatel6291
      @riyapatel6291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kbflorida888 that's called sue them out of business

    • @lucifersmyth7754
      @lucifersmyth7754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Everyone: hires private security guards
      Me: Hires the whole roman and Spartan military in bulletproof armor 😂

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lucifersmyth7754 I had a similar discussion with my friends about pirates in Somalia and why shipping lines don't just hire an army. Hiring an army is expensive. Even if you only paid for security staff in the select region, the volume of shipping you'd need to protect is so large that putting a section of guys on each one would be prohibitive. Shipping lines just buy insurance instead or write off the cost of one ship as routine loss. If the cost of the guards is higher than the piracy insurance or the ransom paid for a ship, they are better off without their own guards.

    • @SusCalvin
      @SusCalvin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Common Sense Realist Most security guards are not the best of the best. You can become a G4S night watchman here with a few weeks of training. You get a civilian car with a logo on, a schedule of locks and fire alarms to check and a phone number to call if you see anything.
      I started to get interested in the lower end of mercenaries as well. Most of them are not the best of the best either. The guy paid $200 to watch a road and dial a certain phone if the americans are on it is technically a mercenary. Some clan militia goon rented out for escort is a sort of mercenary.

  • @nonamerequired596
    @nonamerequired596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    Defunding the police will mean that rich people are protected by private contractors and poor people aren't protected at all lol.

    • @silverbackog9698
      @silverbackog9698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      O I'm protected 💥💥💥

    • @marschma
      @marschma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Isnt the point to move the funding to more suited services like EMS, social workers etc so police can focus on actually doing their job?

    • @user-ls6dm3kv4b
      @user-ls6dm3kv4b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@marschma So take away funding from a already struggling police force to help them? Yeah sure it might help with the occasional mental breakdown where police aren’t needed but people who actually believe this is a solution are just following the crowd. Reallocation of funding and in most cases an increase in funding is what’s needed.

    • @johngeffrard4970
      @johngeffrard4970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I don’t think you know what defund means

    • @adoe2305
      @adoe2305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@user-ls6dm3kv4b a lot of police departments have more than enough funding. But we know you don't care about facts.

  • @pieptvberlin5247
    @pieptvberlin5247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    Viper, dude they sound like villains from a 90s movie.

    • @Faceghost881977
      @Faceghost881977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't they fought gi joe.

    • @pieptvberlin5247
      @pieptvberlin5247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Faceghost881977 I kind recall the same thing but it's to long ago

    • @salvadorhernandez6375
      @salvadorhernandez6375 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Faceghost881977 no that was Cobra a terrorist organization determined to rule the world

    • @bogmanhimself4656
      @bogmanhimself4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they have a biohazard symbol as a logo for christ's sake! i swear I went into a coma at the age of 7 and everything that has happened since has been the result of a weird fever dream

    • @pieptvberlin5247
      @pieptvberlin5247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bogmanhimself4656 hahahahahahaa

  • @BangBangBo
    @BangBangBo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is why you should be able to conceal carry as a citizen.. Not everyone can pay for private security companies..

    • @babayaga9102
      @babayaga9102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I would carry to protect myself against these weirdos?

    • @travis2950
      @travis2950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@babayaga9102 Yeah because these guys are totally more weird than Thieves murders and rapists. Gotcha

    • @ClarkKent-ic3pb
      @ClarkKent-ic3pb ปีที่แล้ว

      @@travis2950 they're Both 🤓

  • @amplitudevibes9079
    @amplitudevibes9079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    "I'm a fucking marine" -some merryweather employee

    • @chrismoreno7181
      @chrismoreno7181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "I dont wanna be here" some merryweather

    • @MatthiasPowerbomb
      @MatthiasPowerbomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Show's over, clowwwnnnns!

    • @markusmeijer9942
      @markusmeijer9942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Justified Homicide!” -Random Diamond Casino body guard

    • @michaelkurniawan3517
      @michaelkurniawan3517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Mendoza's been hit! Mendoza's been fucking hit!"

    • @diegoferrr6173
      @diegoferrr6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      John 3:16For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son so that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

  • @isaacalsop4209
    @isaacalsop4209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    First ten minutes is ten dollars. Every minute after is a dollar.
    Okay so...nothing changes.

    • @4Realkevv
      @4Realkevv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isaac Alsop lmao

    • @natnaelghirma2617
      @natnaelghirma2617 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      first 9 minutes and 59 sec is free?

    • @dragonMagico1
      @dragonMagico1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Unless you hire by the hour, then is 60 dolars per hour

    • @dragonMagico1
      @dragonMagico1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless you hire by the hour, then is 60 dollars per hour

    • @UnOfficiallyRekt
      @UnOfficiallyRekt 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nat Ghi nah it’s a $10 initial fee upon arrival, and if they stay after 10 minutes they charge extra. So basically you’re paying $10 minimum once they show up even if it’s for 30 seconds

  • @danielquiroz1884
    @danielquiroz1884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    Our tactical boat is very fun and rides waves...lmao 🤣🤣

    • @inoneo8252
      @inoneo8252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I can't believe he said that shit 🤣

    • @joshuapowell114
      @joshuapowell114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@inoneo8252 lol, me neither

    • @itsesmir
      @itsesmir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Angry Ox Yes he is, looking at his tactical training for 1 min shows me that his employees are in danger of getting themselves killed. As an actual combat Veteran and has been on front lines I find it uneasy that guys like these who have not served in war time or combat jobs are teaching security and tactical drills .

    • @dn9ne
      @dn9ne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@inoneo8252 I had to pause and come to the comments right when he said that. Bruh

    • @DreamingAstro
      @DreamingAstro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      One way to have a safe environment for both the militia and the civilians, is that they don't treat each other like the enemy. There is nothing wrong with saying something a normal person would say.

  • @davidjosh5640
    @davidjosh5640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love how the dude continually admits that its all a show. From how they dress: “so people think youre serious” to their cars: “we have white lights, black cars with chrome, all about projecting strength”

    • @DonaldMeyers-v8c
      @DonaldMeyers-v8c ปีที่แล้ว

      Projecting strength because we have none......ha....that guy they questioned in the body cam could of told them to get fucked and they couldn't do a darn thing to him

  • @carlosslim7305
    @carlosslim7305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Feel like our World is literally a Netflix series show. Crazy watching this stuff.

    • @thompsonm1a1
      @thompsonm1a1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know. It's so gangsta.😌

    • @thearticulategrunt
      @thearticulategrunt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well you don't want our player/god to get bored and move on to another game do you?

    • @Unknown-ek1ox
      @Unknown-ek1ox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just wait a few decades, assuming the problems worsen. Some fiction today will seem like historic documentaries by then I think, lol

    • @simpleandawesomeanime3220
      @simpleandawesomeanime3220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Next thing you know Batman is real.

    • @lancealot4001
      @lancealot4001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe the Puppet Masters are conditioning you to what they are going to implement and are slowly implementing.

  • @EL-og9sh
    @EL-og9sh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This is the result of societal breakdown.

    • @sebastiansaxon
      @sebastiansaxon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its what you get at the end of the line of democratic policies.

    • @mofi3641
      @mofi3641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this is the result of post capitalism!

    • @MWAclanGaming
      @MWAclanGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sebastiansaxon wow are all Republicans as dumb as you

    • @welersonm.8212
      @welersonm.8212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is the resultal of goverment breakdown, this video solely illustrates how they can live without goverment assistance 24/7

    • @jsm530
      @jsm530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MWAclanGaming both sides are really dumb don't act like liberals are some bastion for greatness you dolt.

  • @pauloketch4635
    @pauloketch4635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Looks funny but they making 2 million a year.

    • @ramonarthur2729
      @ramonarthur2729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ryan Black , the state forces citizens to pay for security (taxes) and wear foot protection

    • @joncampion9425
      @joncampion9425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Which could easily go back into the community expand it's existing law enforcement agencies, resources, and efficiency. First they need to eliminate corrupt parties that have lined their own pockets while the city imploded. These want a be mercenaries do not belong in our communities. Private Security should not be deployed in place of LEO or calling on Federal agencies. It's a very dangerous slope privatizing law enforcement. It will only remove necessary funds to govern itself. 2 million could buy 12 new vehicles 12 officers years salary with money left for infastructor .

    • @erichiesha4070
      @erichiesha4070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      2 mill that’s not profit buddy that’s gross income, out of those 2 mill if administering well about 200k in profit a year, maybe.. if not 40-80k a year. Decent living not too bad not worth my risk tho

    • @FulgurInteritum
      @FulgurInteritum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@joncampion9425 the government police sucks and is corrupt, which is why people turn to private. You cant eliminate the corruption because it is the very nature of taxes. If the private company forced you to pay for them, they would be really corrupt, too. What solves the corruption is letting people refuse to pay and shop somewhere else.

    • @James-ip8xs
      @James-ip8xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@erichiesha4070 2 mil is nothing considering there's 50 employees, some coffee shops will make more revenue than that...

  • @bawicz0
    @bawicz0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It's the survival tips guy

  • @vikingdadlife
    @vikingdadlife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1538

    When your city fails you so bad people have to hire their own police 😂

    • @SuperFUNKMASTERG
      @SuperFUNKMASTERG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Crime rates must be morbidly high

    • @TreRVision
      @TreRVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like wtf 😭

    • @pizzaburger9928
      @pizzaburger9928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ong wtf 😭😭😭

    • @diegoferrr6173
      @diegoferrr6173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      John 3:16For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son so that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

    • @bobgan2107
      @bobgan2107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Come to south Africa

  • @Cachi287
    @Cachi287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    This comes off as people playing dress up, i don't want to trust my life with someone that looks like i can outrun them

    • @stbr9571
      @stbr9571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samuelromine2275 they look more like high school bullies not bright enough to become real police

    • @36prado
      @36prado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@stbr9571 what? theres plenty of fat cops out there you can outrun and you dont even need to graduate highschool to become a cop

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@36prado wow

    • @Marksman5147
      @Marksman5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are playing dress up
      They’re wearing the most low budget wish.com made in china airsoft gear, pretty sure these guys are also clearly fucking unarmed aswell obvious so they have zero authority unarmed security cannot do anything
      Private police departments are a real thing, these guys will never become.
      This guys literally playing dress up, I’m 90% sure this entire videos fake there’s no way that this guy actually has clients either. Literally none of the trainings remotely real to any degree.
      It’s literally cosplay for a Vice video and they look horrible to anyone who knows the basics of the firearm world lmao

    • @joeberger3441
      @joeberger3441 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@36prado you're right that there are fat cops but that's not true about not needing a HS diploma. Pretty much all departments require at least that and some even require 60 college units. I know guys who couldn't get hired to some local agencies but got hired to the US Marshals, DEA, and FBI. Local PDs can be hard in their own ways. The biggest problem is that they often turn away good dudes for stupid reasons (like god forbid you smoked a joint 2 years ago), are ovelry reliant on the polygraph, and don't have enough continued training for offciers once they've been in the force. It's one thing to have a good academy but after that they need more continued training. But i digress. These VIPER dudes are clowns

  • @LinwoodPowell
    @LinwoodPowell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

    What type of Metal Gear Solid Fuckery is this???

    • @suzanadee8252
      @suzanadee8252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Lol! Total shit fuckerry! A give away to corporations at the expense of real public safety.

    • @gmailbasic1929
      @gmailbasic1929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      At least they dont have nano machines

    • @danbanks7930
      @danbanks7930 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big boss is back🤬

    • @resistanceisfutile520
      @resistanceisfutile520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The ones that gonna be at ur neighbourhood

    • @grant21999
      @grant21999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aidax12345
    @Aidax12345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Man this did not age well

  • @RichPaniniPress
    @RichPaniniPress 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1301

    These guys look my custom character in Rainbow Six Vegas 2.

    • @colthetiger
      @colthetiger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao yes

    • @leviyoung4066
      @leviyoung4066 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      36hour ArmWorkout yes

    • @hernandezrene46
      @hernandezrene46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Factsss great ass game

    • @MasterofPlay7
      @MasterofPlay7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Privatization of public service, stop wasting tax players money with useless slackly services. This is true capitalism and free trade, the true American way

    • @TOKEREAPER454
      @TOKEREAPER454 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      MasterofPlay7 lol

  • @alexis_renee
    @alexis_renee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    “The reason why you’re dressed like this is to be very, very psychologically impressive.” 🤔

    • @MaseratiChris556
      @MaseratiChris556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Not looking like a bunch of comic book PMC's lmao

    • @Pimpishone
      @Pimpishone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He's dressed ready to handle any situation at anytime I'm also a Army Veteran so I can understand why since the Army trains us a certain way.
      P.S: Stay as lovely as you are.

    • @johndoey4934
      @johndoey4934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And vets

    • @Dominini
      @Dominini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      If I were a criminal and saw those dude rolling through a neighborhood, I'd probably pick another. Nothing about them screams "easy target" so I get exactly what he means by that.

    • @xDubstepify
      @xDubstepify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You realize this is exactly what RIOT control groups do every time they are trying to control a situation. Looking uniformed, controlled, experienced, calm, and professional is an easy way to deter criminals from any place. Look up how thought out in depth every move RIOT squads make is. One wrong move of looking weak, and the mob will destroy you.

  • @funkmonkeyfun
    @funkmonkeyfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    "Your dressed like this to be visually impressive"
    You mean to look like bad guys from a GI Joe movie?

    • @thecannonac
      @thecannonac 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao 😂

    • @Lordran_Penance
      @Lordran_Penance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So a merc

    • @lloydfrancisco5287
      @lloydfrancisco5287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They look like paramilitaries, If you were going to rob someone in an area knowing that a security firm is constantly patrolling that one area with

    • @eyboka5138
      @eyboka5138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @

    • @NBeaver-bx4yl
      @NBeaver-bx4yl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has the mentality of scare people and no crime will happen, if it truly worked we would have kept the army in the streets and never have went for modern police.

  • @venomisaacl8963
    @venomisaacl8963 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Look at how this aged.

  • @iamergoproxy3476
    @iamergoproxy3476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    That police chief made me laugh with his confidence while people still didnt trust them to do their job properly

    • @geth7112
      @geth7112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      To be fair he only said they're doing better the 6 years ago

    • @spencer8699
      @spencer8699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now he’s trying to run for gov 😂🤡

    • @ABCeasyas-yj2ot
      @ABCeasyas-yj2ot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But not the VIPER’s hahahahah
      Hats off to DPD who the hell would work for those people on a wage you can’t live on.
      Vice failed to mention DPD is losing there cops to better paying departments

  • @tommysvlogsandreviews
    @tommysvlogsandreviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    The outfits doesn’t look serious, look like they are about to go play a paintball game

    • @ll-cm5jt
      @ll-cm5jt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ye, they should wear riot gear.

    • @thegreatusername2355
      @thegreatusername2355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Right lmao, it looks more like airsoft gear than anything you'd see real cops or active duty military wearing

    • @viperrr6886
      @viperrr6886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@thegreatusername2355 not really In reality they are faster and tougher than cops because there not really regulated by gov instead by a corporation

    • @booker4899
      @booker4899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They 2,000,000 a year

    • @RDKTB83
      @RDKTB83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually they probably should be carrying paint ball guns with the pepper balls as ammunition. Non-lethal! There you go!

  • @theycallmemavericky
    @theycallmemavericky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    Why the boat lol 😂 I feel like the dude just wanted a boat and this was his excuse for getting one. By the time they put that rusty ass boat in the water it won’t be needed. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @BenDover-tk3jj
      @BenDover-tk3jj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Anon lmao ikr, it doesn’t even look like they work anywhere near the water as well. By the looks of it they just patrol the suburbs and wouldn’t even need to get anywhere near the water. Maybe they just use it to go fishing or some shit like that

    • @theycallmemavericky
      @theycallmemavericky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ben Dover right. When the dude said this boat jumps over waves and it’s very fun to ride I was like so it’s a toy then.

    • @thegentlemenrat3727
      @thegentlemenrat3727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes sir the taxes where coming in hard

    • @ZLwh1ne
      @ZLwh1ne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tactical fishing. We show the fish how superior we are 😂

    • @theycallmemavericky
      @theycallmemavericky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      danncaldwell301 😂😂😂

  • @Pwn3dbyth3n00b
    @Pwn3dbyth3n00b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Who's here after the Asian dude ended this guy's career

  • @Hyunw22
    @Hyunw22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Would personally prefer the private security around because they don't ticket you for speeding over 5 the speed limit.

    • @UnhingedCanadian
      @UnhingedCanadian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Max Park lmao so true literally dying.

    • @armoredsentinel1661
      @armoredsentinel1661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what the private security is trying to explain to the public. Everyone sees us as privatized corporate armies. We're physical protection without the speeding and j walking tickets. You don't need police powers to taze or mace an assailant.

    • @sgtdanny69148
      @sgtdanny69148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's because you as 'clients' not citizens or whoever is paying, pay a hefty price to have them there, no point in them seeking chump change to add to the revenue pool.

    • @Omartinez0341
      @Omartinez0341 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because they can't do that.

    • @armoredsentinel1661
      @armoredsentinel1661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oscar Martinez
      That's his point. They won't spam you with tickets, but will provide you with physical protection from violence and crime. Kind of like a private army of bodyguards.

  • @starkiller3490
    @starkiller3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    My name is connor, im the android sent by the Cyberlife

    • @northstar0611
      @northstar0611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's literally the first thing I thought of 😂😂😂

    • @starkiller3490
      @starkiller3490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@northstar0611 yap :v

    • @Lifeandallthat
      @Lifeandallthat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *_28 STAB WOUNDS!!_*

    • @taraskelton5634
      @taraskelton5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Starkiller You know Boba Fett is following you and Juno while you’re typing this right?

    • @GenericzFNS
      @GenericzFNS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Starkiller that’s all I could think about

  • @superbombyman1501
    @superbombyman1501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Do they say "Hail Hydra" when the cameras are off?

    • @tjti2631
      @tjti2631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Superbomby man 😂😂😂 nah the comments have me dying

    • @crazeeaz
      @crazeeaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If they were Hydra they'd be more organized

    • @chosenonexthenewgeneration3765
      @chosenonexthenewgeneration3765 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah hail satan most likely

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I assume they're yelling "COBRA!"

    • @flowerpink33
      @flowerpink33 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmbo 😂😂😂

  • @BL4CK-L1ST
    @BL4CK-L1ST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is cute and all, but why the hell does a private “security” company have a chrome biohazard logo as their emblem? Are they trying to rip-off Umbrella, in their own awful way?