Ranking EVERY Alton Towers Ride from WORST to BEST! (feat. Coastersaurus)

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  • @ItzLogan07
    @ItzLogan07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "What is your favourite family ride?"
    "Oblivion"
    Ahahahahahahahahaha

    • @woody1445
      @woody1445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      l wanted to go on it but jeez when l saw it in real life l was EKKKKKK CAN L GO ON IT PLEASEEEEEEE then l was to short :v

    • @ItzLogan07
      @ItzLogan07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@woody1445 yeah its a great coaster, short but deadly. I dont think its as intense as people make out though

    • @stonalon4274
      @stonalon4274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@woody1445 I was like 1 or 2cm short he didn’t care and it’s the best

    • @Megan-dy9en
      @Megan-dy9en 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really wanted to go on it but the sound when it goes underground made me chicken out 😭✋

    • @niggaphobe
      @niggaphobe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stonalon4274 i mean of course they won’t care if your a centimetre short..

  • @oddxisme808
    @oddxisme808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    The kid saying “it might make you a little moist” cracked me up

  • @pootisman7846
    @pootisman7846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    Octonauts is definitely the best thrill ride at Alton

    • @Blitheringbimbo
      @Blitheringbimbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WENT ON IT 18 TIMES IN A ROW 😂😂

    • @_mylo_xyloto_1816
      @_mylo_xyloto_1816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Definitely

    • @_mylo_xyloto_1816
      @_mylo_xyloto_1816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Blitheringbimbo 18 times!? Holy shit how were you not sick??

    • @Blitheringbimbo
      @Blitheringbimbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@_mylo_xyloto_1816 it wasnt that bad tbh- but i was a completely hyper 7 year old with adhd😂

    • @TylerPlays-ec5cc
      @TylerPlays-ec5cc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yea. It starts with a launch which goes 0-230mph within 1 second,it then goes up a 250m hill,then it does a 130 degree drop followed with a 125m loop,before doing another 50 inversions. It then goes through another launch,making it go 275mph. It will then go up a vertical hill which goes up to 300m. Then it drops into a tunnel and does another 100 inversions. It will then go up a 150m spiral before slowing down. Once it fully slows down,it does a free fall drop,which drops 150m + another 25m underground. It then does a reverse launch which goes 300mph back into the station. Truly intense!

  • @Inversion_Immersion
    @Inversion_Immersion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Just wait until Raj’s bouncy bottom burp comes along, that’ll give nemesis a real run for her money

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It'll be my new number 1 for sure! 🤣🙏

    • @c.i.n.b4710
      @c.i.n.b4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its frog hopper

    • @slayyyyyyqueen1
      @slayyyyyyqueen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ScrewyLoops we waited for that while our parents waited on Gangsta Granny. Sadly We didn’t go on it

    • @slayyyyyyqueen1
      @slayyyyyyqueen1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@c.i.n.b4710 they got rid of that and replaced it with Raj’s bottom burp

  • @dylanberisha4938
    @dylanberisha4938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Anyone else think Rita is very underrated, honestly one of my favourites as well screwyloops

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed! Awesome coaster!! ☺️👍

    • @Ciarasoup
      @Ciarasoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Love Rita 😍

    • @geogeo08
      @geogeo08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s great and my friends mom is called Rita so I can now say I rode rita

    • @laylaup3478
      @laylaup3478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Last year I went on a baby Caterpillar rollercoaster now the ride I went on a year later I went on smiler as my first one that year

    • @MeltedToast84
      @MeltedToast84 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @ThemeParkGlobal
    @ThemeParkGlobal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Skyride be like: "Am I a joke to you?"😭😂

  • @matthewmccloskey9525
    @matthewmccloskey9525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Now onto justins house
    Its very loud
    It smells funny
    Its full of crying kids
    And packed with overcompetitive dads

    • @s0n4r89
      @s0n4r89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I never even did it normally. I sat on a turret gunning anyone with a pulse down.

    • @matthewmccloskey9525
      @matthewmccloskey9525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@s0n4r89 legend

    • @s0n4r89
      @s0n4r89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@matthewmccloskey9525 I'm actually going today with my family. The tradition shall continue, seeing as I'm gonna have to go there anyway.

    • @samthedetectiveeevee
      @samthedetectiveeevee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@s0n4r89 i remember shooting everyone like it was d day

    • @s0n4r89
      @s0n4r89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samthedetectiveeevee rip and tear until it is done

  • @alisoncotuk1335
    @alisoncotuk1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Blimey - The Octonauts. That 0-90mph launch followed by a super intense helix with inversions that whip you side to side and airtime that sends you metres above your seat. Octonauts is the scariest ride ever imagined

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You've sold it to me 😂👍 I still need to ride it 🤣

    • @astheniceel13
      @astheniceel13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Seriously?! It's a baby ride compared to DUPLO DINO COASTER!! THE AIRTIME IS INSANE 😱

    • @hododeria3576
      @hododeria3576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT

    • @roadmanbruh6549
      @roadmanbruh6549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually i like the iggle piggle ride

    • @c.i.n.b4710
      @c.i.n.b4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ALL HAIL OCTONAUTS

  • @paigekeen2586
    @paigekeen2586 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This video was absolutely hilarious, what an absolute banger of a video. Genuinely had me in tears laughing, especially the special 'Galactica roll'😂

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks! 😁👍 Glad you enjoyed it! ☺️

    • @kidhenrypro4425
      @kidhenrypro4425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ScrewyLoops I

  • @wahwahwebbo1101
    @wahwahwebbo1101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    the overenthusiastic "Chew Chew" is definitely the best part of the run away mine cart

    • @supathechest
      @supathechest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I was there it looked like some intern was running the ride at the time, didn't know what he was supposed to say, and preceeded to go 'Chim Chau'

    • @wahwahwebbo1101
      @wahwahwebbo1101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@supathechest chim chau 😂😂😂

    • @leotuyrrell8033
      @leotuyrrell8033 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I went about 3 months ago me and my mate Charlie were taking the mickey out of that guy 😂 great memory

    • @l0sts0ul72
      @l0sts0ul72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went yesterday and the guy running let us go around 3 times instead of 2.
      fucking love that guy, hes so funny

    • @joadkins3684
      @joadkins3684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesssssss

  • @mitsimotsi
    @mitsimotsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    The transitions from ride to ride were great!

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thank you so much! 😁👍

    • @JimmyPonk
      @JimmyPonk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      E

  • @TheFirePigeon
    @TheFirePigeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Galactica is very underrated, its really comfy and also is really good for an introduction to thrill rides

    • @riverloch4610
      @riverloch4610 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'd say so too. It really introduces you to the insanity of Nemesis if you ride it enough times.

    • @iliketrains3546
      @iliketrains3546 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When I first visited towers when I was about 7 or 8, every other thrill ride looked too scary for me, so I ended up going on Galactica and quite enjoyed it. I went back when I was 14 and rode all the other rides, so I have to thank Galactica for being my first ever thrill ride

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Galactica, or Air as it was at the time, was the only one I dared go on. But I really enjoyed it for the most part. I wanted to go on it again, but sadly it was the end of the day by that point so I didn't get a chance or to try Nemesis. After the Smiler incident of 2015 though I was definitely put off from going back or going on rollercoasters ever again. But I would like to go on Galactica again and to try Nemesis, really. I'm a little sad I've lost my chance to ever ride the original Nemesis but never mind, at least it's been rebuilt! Maybe I will one day.

    • @JimmyPonk
      @JimmyPonk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      E

  • @therealnoob3171
    @therealnoob3171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The best family ride in the UK: Oblivion

  • @thecinematicmind
    @thecinematicmind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The Smiler the ride that makes you turn into Aphex Twin.

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish the milkman would deliver my milk... In the morning! 🥛

    • @frostie_1935
      @frostie_1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ScrewyLoops never mind we have postman pat

  • @twistedcoasters1533
    @twistedcoasters1533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Rita was smoother than wicker man last year, honestly i love rita

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've rarely had a rough ride on Rita 👍 it has a bit of rattle, but nothing that ruins my ride on it 🙂

    • @mattsnowden4846
      @mattsnowden4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed. I don't find it rough, just the restraints are uncomfortable if you're on the taller side... I only really notice it waiting for the launch and the brakes at the end.

    • @wythenshawekid1597
      @wythenshawekid1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rita no 2

    • @justarandompeep412
      @justarandompeep412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ScrewyLoops my mom went on that a few years ago.
      Let’s just not talk about that.

    • @liam_-wb5pk
      @liam_-wb5pk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It feels like you neck is gonna snap on the launch

  • @rosegarden37
    @rosegarden37 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Proud to say my dad helped build Rita (he’s a welder so he helped build the metal for the tracks)

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your dad is a legend ❤️🙌

    • @kymscates2892
      @kymscates2892 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rita is one of my favourites! Just wish it was longer 😂 well done to your dad, legend!

  • @Whencowsmelt1
    @Whencowsmelt1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I would love to see some work on 13 to make it a longer 'through the woods' part of the ride for some re-rideability because it's just not worth the queue if you've been on it before. It's only enjoyable if you go on with someone who's never been on before

    • @emiilyyvsp7351
      @emiilyyvsp7351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn’t really like 13 very much - and the queue I waited on was ridiculous. Bit disappointed!

    • @didyouseemyjams6918
      @didyouseemyjams6918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      13 got me scared af especially when it turned dark

    • @linkedwinters
      @linkedwinters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love thirteen purely because I know what's going to happen. Getting to hear other first time riders is definitely amusing and I still love that drop

    • @nopeno-s5r
      @nopeno-s5r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I actually still like this ride. I occasionally need a break from the intensity of re-riding nemesis and the smiler, and this and wickerman are my go to picks. Also, try thirteen if you're there at night, you can't see anything which makes the outdoor section more interesting

  • @ThemeParkEuphoria
    @ThemeParkEuphoria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I do feel that Alton Towers really needs more flat rides. Last time I went I barely went on a single one! There are a few products from different manufacturers that I think would fit perfectly in the park (most notably on the old Ripsaw spot), but for now I can only dream.

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always see Alton Towers as more of a "Universal" style theme park where they can thrive on mostly Coasters and Dark Rides 👍 I'd rather see them focus on some modern dark rides if anything 🙂 would be really cool! But flat rides would be nice 👌

    • @sqkuravoid
      @sqkuravoid ปีที่แล้ว

      well now in 2023… meet the retro squad🤣

  • @emeline2915
    @emeline2915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So thankful for this video! Theme parks opening in April and I’m gonna be heading to Alton towers for the first time! I live 6 hours away but I’m so excited since I haven’t been to a theme park in ages!!!!!

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No worries! ☺️👍 April can't come soon enough! 🙌

    • @generalalex4850
      @generalalex4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScrewyLoops I’m going in august

  • @justarandompeep412
    @justarandompeep412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “And it’s in the middle of ABSOLUTE NOWHERE”
    Me, on the six hour journey in the middle of nowhere: this is the dark forest, alright.

  • @gabyyfahmy8562
    @gabyyfahmy8562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You are actually the funniest rollercoaster commentator I have ever seen. Love it! I can’t wait to go to Alton towers.

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you so much!! ☺️

  • @matheustorres5804
    @matheustorres5804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ok guys, this video is high quality material about amusement parks, which is something we don't see very often

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so much! ☺️🙏

    • @JimmyPonk
      @JimmyPonk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      E

  • @yourg9794
    @yourg9794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was dying at the “Damper than a 🤔, ginger nut biscuit?”

  • @Todd21212
    @Todd21212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    When there's a new ScrewyLoops video, you know the day has gotten 110% better!

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you! 😁 That means a hell of a lot! ☺️🙏

    • @frankthemoore3236
      @frankthemoore3236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean 10x better! This video is leaving me itching to get back to the place i became a real man

    • @deejasart7766
      @deejasart7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heyyyy The Editor Guy YT

    • @Todd21212
      @Todd21212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deejasart7766 hey there!

    • @W728EI4I3
      @W728EI4I3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really

  • @rubyrock6237
    @rubyrock6237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Not only is he funny and makes me laugh he has his rank correct by putting wicker man 3rd and nemesis 1st

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you!! ☺️👍

  • @deleteitchat.4798
    @deleteitchat.4798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Flipped over like an undercooked pork sausage” 😂😂💀💀

  • @JamesMusicCovers
    @JamesMusicCovers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Chris obviously hasn’t learnt his lesson from the Thorpe park one. Shame there’s no more screwy loops show but I’m sure the rest of the content will be just as good if not better.

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll definitely return to the series if it gains interest again 🙂👍 it feels a bit wasted at the moment sadly 🙁

  • @priyakaur2168
    @priyakaur2168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's in middle of NOWHERE "That really got me crying in tears

  • @rainfox2490
    @rainfox2490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wickerman is my absolute favourite ride, i love everything about it, the pre show and the smell when you enter the room, the soundtrack, i just LOVE IT SO MUCH

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's awesome!! ☺️

  • @GirlWhoLovesStrangerThings
    @GirlWhoLovesStrangerThings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I heard the line “it might make you a little moist” I just forgot how to breathe for a second. 😂😂

  • @all-caps3927
    @all-caps3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Get the wrong weight distribution and you’ll be flying around like a doner kebab in a fish n chips shop” 🤣😂💀lmao

  • @darkforestzombie218
    @darkforestzombie218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Duel is one of my favourites. I think if they just got rid of most of the dots and just kept them on the monsters then it would be great.

    • @davewaring73
      @davewaring73 ปีที่แล้ว

      And now they've done as you asked and redone it. It's much better now.

  • @anthonywhite4500
    @anthonywhite4500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Recently discovered this channel from watching 'coaste crazy', another top channel. This is great, mint to have something that ain't such a 'family Channel'.

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you so much! 😁👍 Andy is a legend, love his channel too 🙂

  • @milliepedleyxx153
    @milliepedleyxx153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    FINALLY someone ranks nemesis as number 1 :D

  • @Jetbytes
    @Jetbytes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Air is my favourite. It's very comfortable and not scary, and I love the style of flying rides. Haven't been back since the change, but I really hope I can one day.

  • @darlingfern
    @darlingfern 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The parents sit in the middle going green and getting a headache from all the din" kid, i adore you

  • @grace.likes.coasters
    @grace.likes.coasters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    God this kid is having me in stitches 😭

  • @matthewmccloskey9525
    @matthewmccloskey9525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "alton towers is the most popular theme park in the country"
    Me who knows its legoland
    Edit: 2 months later and this has still been controversial haha

    • @fionafarquharson8804
      @fionafarquharson8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the uk

    • @Lpkiwi
      @Lpkiwi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fionafarquharson8804
      Legoland england/legoland windsor

    • @georginamx5232
      @georginamx5232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no it’s alton towers

    • @matthewmccloskey9525
      @matthewmccloskey9525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@georginamx5232 it actually isn't
      Alton gets roughly 700,000 people a year
      And legoland gets 1,000,000 a year
      I was surprised too

    • @tombaggaley4487
      @tombaggaley4487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It alton

  • @roodles1
    @roodles1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    that peter kid was actually really funny, might of been the way he talks that makes it so good.

    • @wpiyl
      @wpiyl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i t s f u l l o f c r y i n g k i d s a n d o v e r c o m p e t i t i v e d a d s

  • @JamesMatthewASMR
    @JamesMatthewASMR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rita is sick - no issues there, I actually prefer it to wickerman. I rode Rita right at the front as my first ride of the day one trip and both my girlfriend and I were like..that was absolutely the best time we’d ever ridden it 😂 it was incredible
    Far far too nice to 13 imho, any stick Rita gets is far more deserved by 13.
    Spinball is great too - doesn’t get enough credit for being basically a walk on most days and pretty thrilling due to how fucking rickety and wild mouse feeling it is.
    I’d have to have smiler at 1, it’s just pure perfection and madness tightly packed into such a crammed area, super smooth, feels long and like you get a good ride - and it has that “let’s do it again” feeling as soon as you come off.

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! More Rita love! 🙏❤️ Also The Smiler was extremely close to taking the number 1 spot, it's fantastic in my opinion 🙂

    • @Ciarasoup
      @Ciarasoup 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rita was literally my favourite ever,her speed,ride theming everything.

  • @Zelos2k
    @Zelos2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Great video, it's nice to see a list that is different than others.
    Same top 3 for me but could swap Galactica, Oblivion and Rita around.
    Also agree Thirteen isn't that great, mainly for me because I don't find it re rideable.

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks! ☺️👍 Thirteen has a great second half but I do think the first half let's it down a lot sadly

    • @naomiwatson8075
      @naomiwatson8075 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved it

  • @Eggish3
    @Eggish3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m happy that when you ranked the smiler that you looked past the accident

  • @kylebicker8179
    @kylebicker8179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:14
    So I called this the BBQ element.
    Tasty sausages.

  • @expeditioned2821
    @expeditioned2821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Chris: Finally a man of experience
    Me: lmao 😂 It's soooooo good

  • @mattgarnett8954
    @mattgarnett8954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So good!! Glad it’s not just me that gets absolutely Iggle Piggled by the announcement in Nemmy’s station 😅😂

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha! 🤣👍 Cheers man! 🍻

  • @emmabrooksbank5647
    @emmabrooksbank5647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow, this makes me realise how long it's been since I last went to Alton Towers, do not recognise a lot of those and I'm questioning where others are!

  • @danielleivars3620
    @danielleivars3620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1. Nemesis
    2. Smiler
    3. Galactica
    4. Oblivion
    5. Wickerman
    6. Spinball
    7. Thirteen
    8. Rita

  • @coasterlover2484
    @coasterlover2484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The references to food are almost Theme Park Crazy level xD

  • @joe-ok7xz
    @joe-ok7xz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:17 3rd Degree Shrivel had me in stitches hahaha

    • @Coastersaurus
      @Coastersaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. Thanks for that Chris. 😒 😂

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @justarandompeep412
      @justarandompeep412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      3:15 postman pat tries to do an inversion.

  • @tinabarnett9515
    @tinabarnett9515 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pinball was the most funny section😂 its so true ive been on it

  • @TheWorldDiscoveries
    @TheWorldDiscoveries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Awesome! I've always wanted to go to the UK, this makes it even more, and I really want to go on the smiler!

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Smiler is so good!! 😁

    • @ILOVEMUSIC123able
      @ILOVEMUSIC123able 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Until it crashes and you lose a leg

    • @ILOVEMUSIC123able
      @ILOVEMUSIC123able 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The amount of incidents its had since it opened. Wouldnt be bithered if i never went on it in my life

    • @echoana
      @echoana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ILOVEMUSIC123able crashes r very rare so

    • @echoana
      @echoana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve been on it twice it really gets your adrenaline pumping

  • @Thelightning1out
    @Thelightning1out 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “What’s favorite Alton towers family ride?”
    Peter: OBLIVION

  • @jimbob7294
    @jimbob7294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This probably been said before but this video is great , especially the coastersoarus section his pronouncements are great and clear , and your list was perfect as always

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so much!! ☺️👍

    • @general_fears
      @general_fears 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeh but it’s so scripted

    • @JimmyPonk
      @JimmyPonk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      E

  • @HalloweenCharlie
    @HalloweenCharlie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    FINALLY! Been waiting for this one :D

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope you enjoyed it! ☺️👍

    • @HalloweenCharlie
      @HalloweenCharlie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ScrewyLoops Sure did, made me chuckle quite a few times :D Love the dead cat joke.... as horrible as that sounds

  • @Stray_bangtan_
    @Stray_bangtan_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I last went back to the park, the first ride I went on was Rita and I had forgotten how fast it was. And my god was I windswept and tbh it was quite smooth when I went on it

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's so good! 😁👍

  • @TheOnePinguFan
    @TheOnePinguFan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol the coronation street for Rita had me tripping 😂😂😂

  • @blinard1
    @blinard1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The smiler makes you feel like youre drunk. Totally legless

    • @justarandompeep412
      @justarandompeep412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially at 5:30, if the smiler could sing I think that’s what the smiler would sing.

    • @Joker-sy4xr
      @Joker-sy4xr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Legless 😱😱💀💀💀💀😭😭

  • @fidgetgirlies8855
    @fidgetgirlies8855 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "bunch of big bobby bath mat swallowing barbie doll burritos" No i have been called many things in my times none as bonkers as this

  • @Matt-op1zd
    @Matt-op1zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Rita too!! And Hex is sickkkkk 😍 my order for the 10 coasters is as follows:
    10) Octonauts
    9) Runaway Mine Train
    8) Spinball
    7) Th13teen
    6) Galactica
    5) Nemesis (don’t come for me!!)
    4) Oblivion
    3) Rita
    2) The Smiler
    1) Wicker Man 🔥🔥🔥🔥
    They’re all just amazing (aside from Octonauts), I genuinely think that we are better than America at doing the whole roller coaster thing 😂😂

    • @rob235ioa1
      @rob235ioa1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      rubbish and by the way mine train is NOT a coaster by definition coasters coast mine train DOES NOT

    • @Matt-op1zd
      @Matt-op1zd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rob235ioa1 bro chill out it’s an opinion 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ also yes it is, it doesn’t rely on gravity BUT it does use is it. The downward helix preceding the tunnel shared with CRR is a moment where the train picks up speed due to gravity. I have my opinions, and that’s okay. It’s simply because I like launches, I’m taller so prefer more accommodating seats (lap bars) and I just think that the smiler is incredible, as do lots of enthusiasts 😂

    • @a_09.7
      @a_09.7 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah Americas coasters are another level

    • @Matt-op1zd
      @Matt-op1zd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a_09.7 The reason why I say that is because, typically speaking, rollercoasters in the US are not as well themed. Yeah sure there’s the odd exception, but I find that rollercoasters in the UK and Europe just do theming so well 💪🏻 when we have the likes of The Smiler, where it is a world-class coaster all round (both layout AND theming), then we can’t exactly complain 😂😂

  • @Amygracebeck
    @Amygracebeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “At 13 is 8” literally had me on the floor

  • @ihaverllybigears9689
    @ihaverllybigears9689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    is it just me who gets excited when he posts

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you! ☺️👍

  • @varianmetcalf8220
    @varianmetcalf8220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm going to alton towers on Tuesday im so hyped

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hope you had a great time! ☺️👍

  • @jasperworld5343
    @jasperworld5343 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    16:02 Well here we are... It is now permanently shut for 2 years...

    • @alex.d09
      @alex.d09 ปีที่แล้ว

      its only shut for the 2023 season

  • @frogwaterr4286
    @frogwaterr4286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me and my sister got in the spinball queue just after getting off the smiler and I’m just glad the queue for spinball was quite long because I would have thrown up

  • @bunkuswunkusdunkus
    @bunkuswunkusdunkus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    nemesis, unsurprisingly, is my favourite ride at the park, but I also really like galactica and wickerman

  • @Agegamingchannel
    @Agegamingchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You spin me right round baby right round like a bish bosh bash clank out my bloody back
    😂😂😂

  • @Gabes1321
    @Gabes1321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One thing we learned from these ranking videos: Chris doesn’t like enterprises

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't get them 🤣👍

  • @unhoppy2981
    @unhoppy2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the runaway mine train 😂, it’s a great way to start off the day!! My favourite ride there though I think is oblivion!

  • @HalloweenCharlie
    @HalloweenCharlie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:50 LOVE IT :D

  • @thephantomthief672
    @thephantomthief672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “It’s in the middle of absolute no where” as someone who lives in Staffordshire, I can attest to this

  • @altontowerspowers7612
    @altontowerspowers7612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Glad to see someone who actually likes Rita

  • @stxr.bxnnies
    @stxr.bxnnies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I screamed almost the whole way through th3rteen lol! My first time going on a proper thriller rollercoaster! My stomach felt so weird

  • @petermc7098
    @petermc7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hello There, this is a great summary, thank you for producing this. Cheers Peter :-)

    • @petermc7098
      @petermc7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      P.S. a great set of Puns.

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi Peter! 😁👋 Thank you so much! The people asked for more puns, so I gave more puns... 🤣👍

    • @petermc7098
      @petermc7098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ScrewyLoops Hello There, you're welcome. Cheers Peter

  • @alicelangston867
    @alicelangston867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “The ninky doesn’t nonk and the pinky doesn’t ponk” I’m just gonna leave that there.

  • @kkrispy2009P
    @kkrispy2009P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    great content i agree , like to see wickman in top , great help from peter hes shot up a bit aint he

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks buddy! 😁👍 Peter absolutely smashed it! 🙂👌

    • @Coastersaurus
      @Coastersaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Peter has definitely sprouted!

  • @AstralToastie
    @AstralToastie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brilliant video as always! Now I wanna know where you keep the angry mob supplies...

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you! ☺️👍 Under the sink 😉

    • @Coastersaurus
      @Coastersaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They were hiding behind the lawnmower. 👍

  • @officialix5investor
    @officialix5investor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:30 YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND

  • @maskedkid7766
    @maskedkid7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yes love alton towers and screwy loops. Keep on making my day. ♥️

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you so much! 😁👍

  • @Marmilisedhenry
    @Marmilisedhenry ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved the puns in the video

  • @ThemeParkRoundUp
    @ThemeParkRoundUp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Brilliant Video Screwy! And you are right, Alton Tower's biggest embarrassment is its meagre arrange of flat rides! But Heave Ho is too Low!

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you buddy! 😁👍 I do hope Towers redeem thereselves in the coming years with a kick ass flat ride 🙏

  • @gcollz_
    @gcollz_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:49 loved it 😂😂
    Great video! 😁

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so much! ☺️👍

  • @lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990
    @lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *NEMESIS* ...........
    I am shook too

  • @Amygracebeck
    @Amygracebeck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg I can’t even my step dad is scared of the blade and he’s 30 I’m 11 and I’ve been on every ride except for the smiler

  • @CorvusCoasters
    @CorvusCoasters 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This made me laugh so much. It's amazing 😁

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks buddy! 😁 Glad you enjoyed it haha 🙂

    • @corvus5630
      @corvus5630 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice name

  • @quandaledingle6469
    @quandaledingle6469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Chris ya cat died" that's cool cracked me up

  • @madyottoyotto3055
    @madyottoyotto3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All hail nemesis
    Still probably my favourite ride
    How they did this without breaking the tree line was just sublime engineering
    All hail John wardley however you spell his last name
    LEGEND

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John is a legend! 🤘

    • @madyottoyotto3055
      @madyottoyotto3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ScrewyLoops that valley roller coaster needs to happen I think all us fans protest outside the Local council office seems to be how things get done

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madyottoyotto3055
      I'm really torn on that one myself as the valley is both a prime location for what could be a really epic coaster but also a unique aspect of the park with it being uniquely devoid of rides. Personally I really like the gardens breaking up the park and I wouldn't want any new ride to ruin that.
      If the cross valley coaster was far enough down the valley then it could work, but they'd have to be careful not to ruin the gardens.

    • @madyottoyotto3055
      @madyottoyotto3055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheOneLichemperor I get you but reality is it will have a park segment there before long

    • @TheOneLichemperor
      @TheOneLichemperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@madyottoyotto3055
      You're probably right, though I'd rather they explored other options first myself.

  • @coasterwoza106
    @coasterwoza106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love the vid as always funny and great and agree with the rankings!!

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so much!! 😁👍

    • @coasterwoza106
      @coasterwoza106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ScrewyLoops No problem always a massive joy watching your vids!

  • @justarandompeep412
    @justarandompeep412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:30 I’m getting an odd vibe from if roller coasters felt pain.

  • @samspires
    @samspires 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fantastic video, completely agree with galactica, it’s such an underrated ride!

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheers mate! 😁👍 Galactica is great!

  • @themultiplechristopher8066
    @themultiplechristopher8066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This had me cracking up 😂

  • @jessfidler2356
    @jessfidler2356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm sorry but I love the blade cause once there was this couple that were 21. We were in the middle btw. The male was absolutely crying and screaming his eyes out and it was so funny and fun.

  • @Nightmare-zs7dv
    @Nightmare-zs7dv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    -Me being 1.4- worried of smiler

  • @Rewind787
    @Rewind787 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nemesis is absolutely brilliant, but for me, The Smiler edges ahead of it. The Smiler is everything a rollercoaster should be IMO.

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The Smiler is awesome! Could easily steal that top spot for me 👍

  • @alicelangston867
    @alicelangston867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The kid. The kid was hilarious. Step down Chris

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha! 🤣 Peter kills it! 🔥

  • @toastiguana7143
    @toastiguana7143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On the cebebies land list, the only atraction/ride left (to take the “best”) would be Charlie and Lola’s moonsquirters and greendrops, my old favourite

  • @Bobster7413
    @Bobster7413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favourite family ride is wicker man! It has good air time

  • @ThemeParkWorldTour
    @ThemeParkWorldTour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant as always!!

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cheers Adam! ☺️👍

    • @ThemeParkWorldTour
      @ThemeParkWorldTour 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ScrewyLoops really enjoyed this one! You put so much into these and it’s great to see it up on screen!

  • @st4rrynightzz
    @st4rrynightzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Enterprise got shut down in 2022 I think

    • @ScrewyLoops
      @ScrewyLoops  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it's been temporarily removed too now 👍 not sure if it's for maintenance, but I hope they replace it with something new.

    • @st4rrynightzz
      @st4rrynightzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ScrewyLoops me too!

  • @gemmabell85
    @gemmabell85 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Being flipped around like an undercooked pork sausage got me cracking up like actually

  • @joshwatson6347
    @joshwatson6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No I would say my favourite Rita got so many cool Elements and the. I'd put Smiler since Smiler overheats a lot