EIC: Haircuts Are A Scam | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ก.ย. 2018
- 2021 UPDATE:
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Credits:
Camera: Brian, Leslie, Naveen
Editor: Jayant Kaushik
Audio: Shanmukhanad - ตลก
and they always have an old picture of zayn malik😂
stream icarus falls
Hahahaha ....yeh sahi tha 😂
So true 😂
Delisha
Can't agree more, from Bangladesh.
Yeah true!! .... Pune
EVERY SINGLE TIME
The best barber is the one from GTA San Andreas, he can make hair grow
In just seconds😂
😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏😂👏
True af bro😂😂
Yeah😂🤣😂🤣
LMAO
I DIED AT "barber is playing Counterstrike" 😂😂😂
*There is no straight men in the world who has genetically wired patience to answer philosophical bullshit questions from a woman he cannot sleep with*
Omg this was amazing 😂😂😂💯💯
😅
Brilliant
F lulu pp q2i
"It smells of Gillette and compromise"😀😂
MOBILE GAMING INC.😀😀
Eic ka sundar pichai
Just Poorer..
Poorer Pichai
@Upendra Kumar fighting with HINDU Guys. It's strange for me. Maybe ur confusing a forward reply with fight..
I'm sorry if u felt that I was fighting, this is NOT a good sign for me personally...
Anyway have I hurt ur feelings indirectly?
@Upendra Kumar should I take ur msg as a compliment or....🤔
@Upendra Kumar Thanks.. 😊 u will find my msg often, but I guarantee you that u will never find it offensive msg started by me. Most of the time when some abuses(excessively) me I Quit.. Anyway Thanks again for ur supportive msg.
"that is when they release him.....
From the closet"
Okay this guy wins,
Everybody pack it up.
Too good Azeem. The diction, the humour, the absolute lack of self importance - just perfect. And your ability to be humorous without using vulgar language is a boon. Keep it up.
"Answering philosophical stupid questions for the woman he doesn't sleep with! " Oh God Azeem 😂
Answering philosophical stupid questions forever
He can't*
I'm here 4 year later to inform that comment section is still active 😃
And other things Shashi tharoor says....😂😂😁😁
😂 true af
Take your Floccinaucinihilipilificatious words elsewhere.
@@ManishKumar-uf9tx wht does that mean?
@@tammanarao3803 habit of thinking that something is worthless
He was expecting laughter at 6:55
But he get at 6:45
Comic surprised by the crowed.
Thanks
3:29-"all of their names start with J somehow"
Ironically the salon where I go for a haircut has a guy named Jamaal 😂😂😂
-Gota?
@@hrishikeshpawar3341 😂😂
As a hair stylist
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I agree.
Deep
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Lol lipi
Gay hairstylist..?
Not counter culturist?
"...from a woman he cannot sleep with"
*"Woaaaahoho"*
6:52
Debbie
This was a BURNNNNNN!!!!!!
the wooaaahoho was a burn? ;-;
@@debbievlogs yeh even I don't get what burn meant here
No I mean the “..from a woman he cannot sleep with” was a good joke as in he built it up till there
@uzma noor it was a burn to the gays
Like there on fire🔥 after the joke
I completely understand that
Haha. Damn man, came here after reading tweet of Atul Khatri, nd worth it man. This guy is fantabulous..
Whts that tweet??
@Anshumaan Bag Aseem Banatwalla it is..
Bro Azeem is def one of the best comedians in the country rn. I prefer his style of delivery over that of bassi or Zakir. What do you all think ?
I find Zakir Khan boring TBH. Bassi is funny though but he's more of a story-teller!
Zakir is boring af. You have to like wait for 2 minutes & listen to his story just for a mere punch. And had he been Zakir, one wouldn't even bear those 2 minutes.
@@Jeffrin_ What does it matter if he's storyteller...Story is funny af...Zakir is just meh! Not bad though
Bassi can be funny sometimes... Doesn't have quality content consistently
Zakir is like fine wine. Not everyone can appreciate the taste. He’s a storyteller at heart with humor.
1:39 - "Exasperating Farrago "
Kal hi ja rahahu udhar.
Sacchi?
@@johnfernandes5016 7?jitihf
.o
Rl5
@@johnfernandes5016ha
Finally! I found a something with clever jokes which were funny!
Go watch Daniel Fernandes
exactly and without vulgarity / propoganda... He deserves it for the clean comedy he does
Kenny Sebastian..
@@anishpemmaraju3724 he's good, but he hasn't uploaded any stand up comedy videos in a while...
@@ranisalokhe8294 he just did a special
Jahil. Jallad. 😂😂😂
Loved this! Azeem should do more stand up videos for EIC!
This man appears to be a mix of Sundar Pichai, Vicky Kaushal and Saqib Saleem😅
"I want you to do a little but it should look like a lot" Amit shah to Modi be like
You deserve a thousand likes my friend
i wish i could like it hundred times
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha bro you nailed it
Himay Kapadia 😁😂😍😁😂😍
I am so middle class that I actually know who shahnaaz Hussain is 😂😂
Who is he man?
@@regularjoe9032 she*
@@regularjoe9032 he is a she 😅😂. She is the founder of a beauty product company named after her.
@@vidyasingh7030 thank you 😀
Me too.. but I also know Javed Habib 😂😂😂
One of the best standups I've seen in a while
"LUCKY SALOON"
the most use name
and i am always unlucky in that
That counter strike part was just Amazing ...😂😂😂😂
i admit it .... it is tooo funny
when gamers content jokes strikes
I would never let a Jallad (executioner) cut my hair.
hahahhahahha....good one
Gala kat ke leke chal jayeg
MOBILE GAMING INC.
He might cut the wrong part in the right way!
OH MY GOD 😂😂
Amazing set! For the first time a set has been so wonderfully comical without being dirty or including any double meaning jokes💗
Is it just me or it feels like Azeem has mixed in a bit of Biswa's delivery style with his own in the storytelling?
Maybe I'm imagining things. Either way, very enjoyable
Good to know I wasn't the only one thinking the same!
Ya I felt same he got Biswa's style
Thinking the same until I saw your comment.
kanan's
That it's there line resembles the one where Kanan says ....the cow it's there...
"Secret of eternal youth"😂😂😂
He sounds like Ranveer Singh.!
To call him Sundar pichai is so old, he's eic ka vicky kaushal. :p
This is class standup. I dont remember when i saw a standup like this. Its subtle.
7:41 We all can relate to that.
There is literally a unisex fancy salon in jammu..panache...😂
Gay part is also true😂
😂😂😂😂
Panache kidr ha
@@Dream11KaBoss akhnoor road near kamal palace under count fitness gym
Delete. All unnecesssry things.
Only commenting because I've never been so early on an EIC video.
This guy is so underrated man. Love his comedy and style.
Dude! Side se Chota Upar se lamba 😂😂😂😂
Having since 20 years😂😂😂😂
Then also i end up looking different every time. Like how? He is a magician 😂
@@surbhitmathur6484 😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 Every fucking time
Title of my autobiography
Brilliant piece. But 13mins after release an 8min video has 2.5k views already and 45 comments!!!!
"Javed, Jafar, Jabbar, Jahil, Jallad" My name **I won't say it** also starts with J 'v'
Loved each bit of it.. Azeem u rocked it!!!
2 years and still funny
Woh 5 dislikes barbers ke hai 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Javed, Jafar, Jabbar, Jahil, Jallad
And Janhvi.
Puneet M Okay😂😂
Notification Squad Assemble!!!
I thought it gonna be little boring because never saw this guy before........but I loved it😍😍😍too much fun.Keep it up😘
Just one word.. EPIC! 🔥
It's been so long i heard anything new, clean and funny!
7:42 Pachak! 😝😝
I legit thought he'd say Nai ki dukan as the second one.
Guess only I am that gareeb. 😂🤦♀️
Such a lovely crowd laughing of every shit he says and they are also clapping and having fun
He is doing good job bro...its not easy to make people laugh...being comedian is tough...atul khatri and azeem are best of eic..sahil shah too
Seen this video over and over again...found it hilarious everytime...one of the very best...
One of the best Azeem Banaatwaala stand up! 😁😂🤣😅
"from the closet" BRILLIANT 😂😂😂
Counter strike one was the best !! Literally head shot..amazing.
Extremely well written and performed. Other comedians can learn a thing or two from him
Such smart jokes man, freaking loved this set
Reminder: You haven't uploaded in 2 months.
Edit- 3
Something fresh for a Change. Your observational puns were on point Azeem, tight set bro!
You nailed it buddy!!! Keep doin awesome work.
'New ganesh salon' thing is so tru god😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks man. Really loved it. You are creativity at its best! Cheers
I missed these stand-up..... nobody uploaded such simple and sorted videos for years....good job azeem
Best comedy piece in a long time. This one is for the books. Azeem has arrived with this one. Bravo 👏👏
What a great comedian this guy is!!!
I like this earthling comedian. Would you like to take him with me to Mars?
*Ayy lmao...*
Finally another one. I've waited for it for so long. And not dissapointed. You are simply amazing.
Such good comedy without a single ugly word your one refined comedian. Very few have this tact. Amazing
Never commented before... But THIS was amazing!!! Awesome content, and to top it all, mind blowing delivery till the end!! Keep up the good work!!👍😊👍😊
Amazing show !!! Azeem never fails to make you laugh!
Amazing just beautifully presented exceptionally brilliant work....
This is the first time I did not skip the ad. Cool jam! 😀
Owh my gosh! Died at “zz”
😂😂😂😂😂 laughed constantly
Truely Ammmmazing performance Azeem..!!! Wish i get a ticket for your show dude!!
That water spray one was so accurate😂
I always wonder do you have really have audience out there.. because everytime that aplause sounds same..😂😂
you guys make me feel like a vampire......i got thirst for some good comedy...n i feed on only EIC as they have good ones (sadly good things take time) ..EIC rocks!!!!!! especially when i am drunk😉
Wow, that's one of the best sets I have seen him do
After a very long time...i laughed until i cried...pachak!!! You're awesome Azeem... That should be your name...Awesome Azeem..
"Quote from the video" Followed by emotjis 😂😂😂
In general wht u spoke was not so general...but last 5min me bohot relate kiya maine😂
Loved it!! Hilarious and amazing 👌😂😂😂😂 The humour was on point!
oh what i would give for more such (clean and real humour) great job Azeem, keep going in the same vein please....
Hey azeem l have seen u in eic vs Bollywood but u r actually more funnier alone..😄
Azeem's performance in this is a different level man.
I literally died watching this😂😂😂
( I choked up on water)
Amazing.....the verbatim is now stuck wit me too 🙂😊😂🤣
The gay hairstylist part was hilarious 😂
"smells of Gillette and compromise"
This has to be hands down Azeems best work to date... Just superb...
Best set of comedy I've ever seen from an Indian Stand up Comedian. So realistic yet so hilarious. Much love from Bangladesh
Headshot! Pachak! 😁
What Is that tune in the end?
Leaving a comment for when you find out
@@yogipandit9086 same Bro mei Bhi
Yeah even I wanna know
@@rutujasuryavanshi2060 everyone wants to know but no one is willing to tell 😂
th-cam.com/video/LvwQDenTgw8/w-d-xo.html
Here is the music guys....
“Not for Nothing”
Guy is just too good!! Had a laugh like that after very long time
That waterspray, counterstrike!! Lol
stopped watching india pakistan match for this video
I'm from India man
@@ShujathHussain0 India har Raha that isliye kya ?
Bhakts and their Zero Humour Unique
After ending this vdo who's going to search for shanaaz Hussain 😂😂....even idk abt shanaaz lol
Whoooaa brilliant!! Ah-mazing! End was EPICCCC! 😂😂😂👍🏼
It was simply brilliant really hats off thank u for bringing a bit of joy to my life. 😃😃
M a simple man! I see Azeem I click and like and then watch the video!
Best compliment ever!! He does deserve it totally
@@mumtazmohammed2157 absolutely, he is to be honest kind of underestimated for being a lil bit of introvert, else he is dynamic!
3:30 Jahil, jallad 😂😂😂
Great artist. His delivery and story telling is superb
Finally azeem's video after a long time. This is why I love this guy.