METRO MANIFESTATION | Azeem Banatwalla Stand-Up Comedy (2022)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- These are just jokes.
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Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at The Big Show: All Star Standup Comedy at Sophia Bhabha Auditorium, Mumbai.
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Executive Producer: Balraj Singh Ghai
The Habitat Audio Team:
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The Habitat Video Team:
Yash Gupta:
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Arbaaz Nasser:
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Editor: Jayant Kaushik
Sound Mix: Sreejith Menon
Thumbnail: Jay Sureka
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Not ashamed to admit that I have tried some of these jokes on my friend and she laughed all along and She was impressed. Eventually I told her the source because I wanted her to know all my references. Now, we binge watch all Azeem's special together. Thanks man for being my jokes ka pitara. Keep pushing man!
Hope you gave credits or else he’ll give you a copyright strike 😂
Rizz
@@HeyItzMaeve pakka mat
The point is usne diya ki nahi?
This sounds like the start of a love story 😅
i started my Diploma when i first saw Kharghar Metro line construction and believe me i completed my diploma, then bachelors, then I worked for 1 year and then I left and switched my field and now I'm working in another company, but still the construction is not completed yet......now i am waiting for my kids to see that miracle
i was a kid when it started, I am an adult working now it's still going on
😂😂😂
Plis leave a like on the video and follow on Instagram. Thanks for watching! Also Mumbai and Pune show dates changed to Feb because I forgot about Lollapalooza :-/
As a user of blurred background, I agree with the unblur features
Towel wala orgy OP
A new banatwalla stand-up? God! Must be my lucky day today
I was lucky to be in Kolkata because a lot of our city’s Metro Construction got over these past 2 years. A long way to go, but happy to see the progress.
CAN CONFIRM. LOVE THE METRO
Crying in joka
Metro construction can finish? 💀
@@NishManoj Delhi been doing it XD
@@NishManoj 😂
“A very jovial Hitler.”
Wonder who else fits that description. Of course, the Supreme Leader and the Sanskaari Führer.
*heavy breathing* what did you say about His Majesty Glorious Maharaj Chattrapati Samrat Vishwaguru 56 incher (both chest and [CENSORED]) Supreme Leader? He isn't jovial Hitler. He is Atmanirbhar. Hitler is a gloomy Supreme Leader.
“The Lust for wandering is palpable.”
Also, Hookup culture explained.
nothing wrong with hookups if u r not looking for a serious relationship!!
Ain’t no away you do hookups
Azeem is manifesting sustainable population management and I’m manifesting that he gets to dance in a Reel with a plant in the background or his own face in the background. No blur effects because I’ll have my unblur option ready 😂
"Pehle kuch easy try Karo.. road banao na road."😂😂😂 Amazing stuff
This is genius wit! The subtitles are superb as always too! Super stuff, Azeem. Love it!
What was genius in this? #kuch bhi
Though it was little bit funny .
Lmao Pokhraj Roy is the epitome of a person enjoying various bits of the video as it plays out. 😂
😂😂😂
If I don’t provide my minute to minute analysis telling the creator exactly what I like, is it even fun?
Pokhraj must be a Bot
@@simonkplive9701 Botraj
@@simonkplive9701 nah bro. He's literally a guy who is genuinely enjoying the video and commenting everytime he finds something funny. And it's very refreshing to see
I have maintained for the past few years that Azeem is one of the finest comedians in India and still very underrated. I haven't changed my mind.
Population Coming out of the pandemic net positive is real gains
8:15 Azeem, blur your background. We can't believe you use that guitar and/or that weird rowing machine (or GTA video game chair) in your room.
Keep up the dark humour for these dark times!
PS, I feel the Govt will cancel any future booster shot for you, after this clip!
So glad to have seen him do this set live in Bangalore. It was a blast, hope to catch you again in Feb :)
All your videos are gold! I have been stressed for a whole week and I laughed out loud for the first time in seven days right now! Keep up the wittiness, more power to you!
I'm also responsible for bringing covid. I was in my second semester and exhausted as I had to travel long distance to reach my college and come back. So one night I wished for a long long break and the very next day government announced to shut down all places. It was such a joy!
6:23 not gonna lie , i was so fed pf school that i wanted a 6 months holiday twice in a year 😂. And then COVID came and i was like , universe! Thank you 😂. For a good amount of days , i laughed thinking i manifested it 😂
my background used to be a ss of me in a white background (which is showing just my eyebrows and forehead). after putting this background mai kaali tape laga deta tha camera pe, aur fir aaram se let ke class attend karta tha🤣🤣. i never got caught, puchte bhi to bol deta net ki wajeh se atak gaya
COVID-19 Nostalgia? So, basically 5 months of uncertainty before my online classes and people gagging over ‘Tiger King’ as well as Ludo?
I went to Mumbai for 2 days , i was frustrated seeing the metro construction sites 😂😂
This man's level is consistently good..
It's too dark even to be called as dark comedy 🙄
Hey Azeem! Just checked out your live show tickets. Why is it 18+ man. Makes it sound so risqué. Guess i gotta wait for another 6 months before i can attend your show live
Fixed it. It's 16+ only. Only Hyderabad has the age restriction. Getting that sorted out
@@thebanat yosh! Lets meet in January then!
The joke about Elon and Twitter is,
Why Azeem is GOAT in Observational Comedy.
Loved the bit.
Hilarious as always. Keep it up
Collective death of people is not a joke. Japanese mourn Hiroshima and Nagasaki even today. Jalianwala baugh in India similarly.
How are you relating those disasters with harmless jokes ?
Good
azeem you look like my counsellor, the only difference is you are funnier: )
Chalo, mei apna IELTS ka preparation yahi karega.
how does this not have at least 1 mil views????! mind = popcorn
One small step for mac, a giant leap for apple stocks lmao
Azeem in thumbnail looks like that guy in The Dictator who gets the news he's HIV Aladeen
Alguuueeerrrrrrooooooooooo
I SHARE YOU'LL NEVER COMMENT ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN
@@thebanat hahahaha 😂
That "Kuch easy" one cracked me up🤣
"Kuch simple karo....pehle Road banao" - hit it straight!
only Muzlim man can imagine of everyone should collectively die.. #sorry
That grandparents one was incenstive. Anything in the name of joke? Please don't lose morale just to make your audience laugh.
That you lost your grandparents hits different sir 🙂
Elon Musk buying stuff joke aged well... X
Pandemic is back dude
I thought the metro and roads situation was about Banglore. Fits perfectly with this city as well!!
net positive population 😂😂
omg bruh wat an epic one!!
I love all your jokes and enjoyed all of them as well , but when you talked about kamra an finished you video its look like fishy …… A STRAIGHT QUESTION ARE YOU AFRAID
Your jokes are so fresh.. Finally youtube shorts recommend something useful.. binge watching your videos…😊😊
Am Covid Nostalgic too,great bit Azeem
Absolute class !! Very original material !! Brightened my evening !!😊
Thank you.🇬🇧
I really wish you to be successful in this 😂 your writing, pitch and timing is next level 😅
*fed up with life*
Azeem, this was fun as always! Manifest that I might see you LIVE again. It’s been too long since I’ve enjoyed your show.
Listening to his perspective, it’s safe to call him Azoom Banatwala
Excellent comedian❤!
Come to the UK🇬🇧👏👏👏
I still cannot make light of the pandemic 😢so stopped watching in between. I prefer your funny shows minus this topic
Dark humour is not for you...chill...
We had to put up the background of the logo of our workplace. We had a supervisor with the profile pic of the logo and then logo background.
azeems therapy session dude !!
Feel the same about the Metro in Mumbai
Hello
Unfortunately I am seeing you on 5th and your show was on 4th in hyderabad.
Very unfortunate
searched google three times for adjectives!
great video Azeem😂 for the algo👍🏻
Metro card and pension card saath me milega.
Ohhhh Laughed my heart out!!
It's lovely I come across your vedios from Tamilnadu..
Hey...come do a show in Lucknow please🙂
Even being in Bengaluru, can relate with this so much 😢
Video start hone se pahele like is mandatory 🥰🥰🥰👌👌
just for algo
😂 I fell down
Great
Good set. Pretty sure those “ohh” peeps in the end know nothing about NFT’s
me drinking water while listening to his jokes
Ahmedabad ka metro covid me hi ban gaya 🤣🤣 traffic se bache 🙌🏼
Disliking because you mentioned Kunal Kamra.👍🏻👍🏻
Hating u just because u speak English just like brits!
good show Neville
A very petty bourgoise stand up piece .
Awesome dost you made me me laugh till my tears roll out
Follow please don’t make me dance 😂😂🤣
😂😂😂
Excellent excellent presentation and comedy
8:09 apun ko laga Pogba pe aaega
Haha.. same 😂
So if I have a topic how do I contact you?
Subtitles are there to tell people that 'I'm good at English bas bolte waqt idher udher ho jata hai'
Bhai ke joote dekho bhailog 🔥. Azeem dripping hard AF. Please don't say kurla se liya sab 😂
His jokes give the perfect amount satire and dark humor
Amazing work azeem 👏👏
Where I can see the full video?
I don't know this guy but he's doing good
9:35 *elon musk din dhar baith ke memes chura rha h
Not so funny topic to pick. 👎
Just killing relative 😂😂😂
Net positive 😂😂
Too good ❤❤
Amazing brother 👍👍
His metro rant is my inner monologue ☺️👍
Azeem looks like the indian version of tom hayworth
bhai....u manifested it again!! kyonnnn kara bhai aisaa???!!
Covid is back!
SHITTT!!
isko koi chup karo rey..
Ever so funny! 🤣
Great Video!! Keep it up!
Smart standup!
This is good
Nahhhh