I Got A Death Threat | Azeem Banatwalla (2021)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- This is a short clip from my new 1 hour special "Between the Lines". Please leave a like and share if you like it :)
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Vijay Mallya- the King of....Reasonably Good Times😂😂😂
That's even trueeee
....Shayad
Fabulous standup Azeem! One of the few comedians who write clever jokes and don't rely on getting laughs by senselessly insulting others. It'd be great to watch a 2 hr special with Azeem and Varun Grover collaborating....if they are ok with it ;)
....shayad
Not varun grover but varun thakur would be better. Grover would bring the class on the stage down
@@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 I think you may have mixed the two of them up!
5:15 sahil would be proud for this joke... 😂
Honestly, I can hear him delivering that joke as well 😂 with his bowtie
ikr thats so sahil
*stands up and gives a slow clap*
@@SahilShahcomedy the legend himself, behold the lord of vatana kingdom...
😂😂
"I am your biggest fan.... Sayad"
Shayad
Hearing DAAKU-mentary pun, Sahil Shah is having the single tear existential crisis event
Plot twist: the murderer sleeps at 7 am
0:44 No Azeem he watched your video late night. Waited for you to wake up so that you won't be bothered. Then sent a text to kill you. How considerate of him actually!
Aakash mehta
0:40
"You are somebody that I don't know
But you're taking shots at me like it's Patrón
And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7:00 a.m."
-Taylor Swift
Bhai joke toh gaane sa nhi leta 😭
@@faisal_khan57 daco mentry
🙄🙄🙄 typical victim card strategy yar...
Atleast you get threats at 7am... Aakash Mehta gets them at 5:30am...😅😂❤️
How is mujhse bura koi nai hoga a death threat ?
Reference plz
@@ameyrane3139 It is in his title, not in my comment 😅
@@manumanmaneesh3390 Watch "Dear Homeopaths" by Aakash Mehta...😅
You guys got a death threat schedule?
Your comedy ages like wine. Gets better with time. Every video of yours is hilarious.
i would be more appreciating if you crack joke on islamic orthodoxy and hooliganism then i will consider you very progressive human being. let us see.
Will you call a Hindu a very progressive human being if he crack jokes on Hindu orthodox and hooliganism
@@Vedsingx yo killed our dark saiman how can you be a progressive person
Cannot imagine that comedians have to give disclaimer nowadays. People watching and enjoying or not knows it's a comic strip, yet they have to be spoon fed.
I think it's not actually like that they had used this to make more jokes and awareness also
Like 'apda me awsar' 😜
In a comic way they get away and others getting slaughtered by this peace fools everyday just for supporting their own culture. Hypocrisy ki v Sima hoti h, Aya bada cool banne
Azeem you are fabulous😂😂😂
LOVED THIS!!!!
How to make jokes (on, say religeon) in public without getting threats?
Short Answer: Don't!
Long Answer: make jokes equally on both sides of the religious divides..
Jokes aside, Death Penalty is awarded only in rarest of rare case which shakes the conscience of society.
And that's such a vague definition in the first place.
Love these standup bits💯,can you keep the football content separate,just easier to navigate for viewers.
He has separate playlists made for stand up videos and football related content. You can scroll through them
Love it when you back uploading comedy videos. Your comic ability is 👏
It really needs talent to convert death threats to a joke 🤣
you tube threats.. lol.. I like him but youtube threats aren't threats
5:21 subtitle says more than EIC's TH-cam playlist
Please keep posting man, l love you and your work!
Sooooo coool ...
Ur style of comedy is amazing azeem..
DAAKU-mentary 🤯
Its intresting that some people just get threats and some like Charli hebdo gets killed for jokes but these comedians doesn't have courage to call it out shame.
DACOITS: a member of an armed gang of robbers..just in case u searched like me on Google
OMG. This is your second video I'm watching and already a fan.💥💥💥
I'm actually surprised why don't any comedian do some standup comedy on Jihadis
King of Reasonably Good times 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Azeem is a brilliant comedian…definitely not ‘Shayad’ ❤️
Hey from TISS fame
@@SweetSourPickle Hello!
Uff Pokhraj from Rohan and Sahil's streams! Hi!
Starting of the video is copied from kuchbhimehta
The pun is my favourite part of this video and I'm not sorry 😤✋
Forget laugh I didnt even smile
Ask this to Charlie Hebdoo ...🤣🤣😅😅
love the content azeem keep the good work up !!
No more sitting on fence..huh🙂🙂 Respect .....may you achieve great success and may you do your bit to get ppl saner!
3:25 😂😂😂 putting thoughts into words. Amazing talent bro. 👍
Usually a huge fan of your videos but the first few minutes is such a clear ripoff of Aakash Mehta's 'Dear Homeopaths' bit.
Ali baba and 4 GAU RAKSHAKS
Result - 5:44
Brilliant jokes 😄😄
Best division 1 player
The gau rakshak was subramanyam swami. Might not wanna challenge him.
Ali and 4 muslims protest for CAA. Spoiler alert: they only teach allah huu akbar in islam.
Just thinking what would be the reaction of the person who sent the threat watching thissm..
Genuinely hopes this comes on Amazon Prime. I would pay to watch it. Keep it up, Azeem
Ali Baba and Four Gau Rakshaks was quite dark and it was brilliant 👏
You can already pay to watch it. Details in description 😁
4:27 According to the constitution of India introverts can't be "dacoit"👌
I saw almost all of your videos. You are very few intelligent comedians we have. Very proud of you. Pls don't attract unnecessary attentions. That's what we smart people do.
Pawri ho ri hai. Memes have such low shelf life.
Fortunately didn't join 'The Special One'. It's not that the jokes are poor but that the jokes are not in favour of my political ideology and therefore I won't be buying this. If you make a jokes on left wing do tell me . I will most probably join. Video of 'Between the Lines' almost convinced me to join but if this video is also part of it then it's good that I didn't join .
lol it's 60% jokes about the left wing so what you talking about? Also, unwillingness to hear any POV except your own. Great way to grow as a human, I must say
@@thebanat
Not unwillingness to hear any pov except mine but fed up of hearing Modi jokes.
This video has jokes about death threats, dacoits and morons online... And this is not in favour of your ideology? 😂😂😂
@@njb790
I was talking about the entire show and not only this part. Also I don't have problem with jokes on death threats and dacoits. Also I don't have problems with jokes on Right wing. I am just fed up with them.
I wanted to watch a bit of fresh content where every other joke is not on Gau rakshaks or BJP or Modi or RW.
@@akashkulkarni8505 If he will not make joke on Modi than who will continue their ideology
Just for the sake of being a nerd- In the ipc the offence of robbery will only be considered a dacoity if the number of perpeterators is 5 or more, otherwise it is a robbery.
Imagine the one who gave the threat watching this video right now 🌝😂
Standup comedy on "Hypocrisy of Left lobby(pseudo intellectuals)" , "Double standards of muslims on freedom of speech and Uniform civil code" is much needed.
U guys thrive on those threats. Create controversy and gain more popularity and make more jokes more money . A well worked strategy.
The criminal premise is from Aakash Mehta's Physiotherapy wala set
A aminent personality who delivers good speeches and understand politics with advent of ideology can always wins. So Transferring the cause with the facts and tilting them to involve some more socio economic causes to hamper the image of Authority is the sole Aim now for some people's. At last gow 😅rakshk wins...
If she is okay with it😆😅
(because he us a varगिन)
and the spoiler alert (at the end) were simply suberb👌🏽😁
Ladies and gentlemen we have a communist hear
I wonder what made Sunder pichai leave Google 😂
Wait sunder pichai just work in alphabet inc. the parent company of Google. So it's more like a promotion
I sometimes feel bad for you. Your jokes are quite intelligent. In any Western country, you'd have sold out 5k capacity crowd but here ......
Anyway I absolutely love your standups and you have been one of my fav comedians. In case you are reading, pls keep it up.
He seems like a first year law student reading IPC for the very first time smh! There are ingredients to separate Dacoity, Robbery, Theft, Extortion, etc. Just do some research before making such jokes otherwise only those ppl having no knowledge on the subject will laugh and you will bore others #Justsaying
Not even kidding Azeem looks like chandler bing on the thumbnail!!
What a show lol. Always genius comedy.
Fan of your comedy from a very long time but not of your stereotypical anti-Modi/BJP/RSS views like every other Muslim comic. Come up with something new... Maybe 😉😅
Awesome ♥️♥️
Hey Azeem at 1:47 there is a 'L' missing from existential
The existencial is also in "shayad" mode 😂😂😂
Great to see your work Azeem here after EIC.
Bro can make jokes out of the most unrelated and unreasonable things. Awesome.
You are too good Azeem. Big fan of yours.
DAAKU-MENTARY! LMAO
Sad state of India. Freedom of speech gone down the tube...
0:59 'Morning wood' new word added to vocabulary 😇
What a show man
So damn funny 😂😂😂
Bro Man U will win the league tha season... Maybe
Ask the editor of charlie hebdo about that, wait, he's dead coz of a joke
The threatr maybe watching the video right now
Please keep putting your videos on youtube!!!!
Dot dot dot Shayad. EPIC 🔥🔥
Damn😂😂😂
Azeem has started regularly uploading his stand-ups....
Shayad
Funny and unproblematic love it
King of reasonably good times😂😂😂
gru from despicable me
I am in Media Team of BJP you are not in our list. Don't downvote us we have standerd.
yeto suna suna sa hai
The thing with 5 dacoits or more is, organized crime is way way more dangerous than a tiny little thief stealing you gold and bedsheets...
Save soil
Hi Azeem, I have been trying for the past 2 days to join your channel to watch the whole special but it keeps saying check card info.... and not able to make the payment... any other way to make the payment as online banking payment option isn't available in the payment mode?
Hey please DM me on Instagram I'll sort it out for you :)
@@thebanat I dropped you a message on insta.
@@thebanat Babu bhaia jhan paise ka chakkar h bas vhi reply kie ho
Next time I also copy paste sane type of comment
@@BCSVirajVarshney Abe harami 😂😂😂
May be he is a brilliant comedian
Sholay is a Daaku mentry 😂
well yeah lekin gu rukshako ki to job vacant hi nhi hoti hogi ,so u should watch ali baba and four suicide bombers new cast in each season
What an intellectual comedian!!!! Refreshing
What do you do so that you can express anger effectively and in a non harmful manner?
Gau rakshak ke post credit scene me...baba is seen doing an asan and selling coronil ... shayad :P
Hilarious
Azeem is the best comedian in India ...... shayad
U r awesome bruhhh❤️
Just awesome.
😂🤣
Anyone looking for the intro song - th-cam.com/video/QxphpNInl58/w-d-xo.html
And here i get death threat when i don't refill water bottle and dosent put it in fridge
So much fun!
Someone learn to make money from own's death threats from Azeem
😂🔥🙏