In this episode of CK3 with Koifish: I face my inner demons and play as a vengeful little Frenchman instead of going to real therapy! VERY NICE! This is the first part of a over 30 part long series, where I will be playing as EVERY suggested starting character in Crusader Kings 3! It's going to take a while, but It's going to be fun! Do you have a favorite character (please don't say Haesteinn I don't want to relapse again), tell me down in the comments!
Bjorn Ironside, Haesteinn's accomplice in fact, when you do the sons of Ragnar go from oldest to youngest (iornside, whiteshirt, snake in the eye, boneless if I'm remembering them correctly)
Count Dawit, who is that one Jewish vassal of Abyssinia. I’d challenge you to do a Beta Israel -> Restore the Kingdom of Israel -> Convert to Hinduism 7 Holy Cities run. I tried it recently (didn’t succeed) and it was very fun.
By abducting your liege, you can always succeed in pressing the demands of your factions. This is because even if he declines and declares war on you, you *mysteriously* already have the opposing war leader in your jail.
Please do not inform koifish if I left some swear words in, I didn't have time to check D: you guys have no Idea what he will do to me guys please don't tell h
Oh God...this is terrifying. There's no sense of continuity... no stability... With Haesteinn gone, what the hell are we going to do? Odin, Freyr, and Thor, I've never been so scared!
As a Frenchman, I laughed a lot when I saw you trying to pronounce "Eudes" and the other French names in english way with a swedish accent. I want more of this !
Bro, that fucking Italia at the end though? I love how admist everything else going on that's in focus, there's clearly some shit going down elsewhere in the world.
Koifish at the end of the video: "I have done it! I became the king of France!" The voice inside my head: "Who's gonna Tell him that the Italians took over the Dutch and the Germans?
HEAR EVEYONE! The legend is back! Victoria 3 couldn't stop my mate, Koifish, from going back to CK3 and play as the one and only: HAESTINN! Thank you my friend, Koifish. Thank you for this!
You need to take control of the world with the Vikings and do a family game start with ragna and the end with one of his grandchildren or grate grandchildren
I prefer Koifish over ISP because Koifish has fun and brings joy. ISP sounds like he hates his games and himself, watching him suffer makes me depressed. Love you Koifish.
In this episode of CK3 with Koifish: I face my inner demons and play as a vengeful little Frenchman instead of going to real therapy! VERY NICE!
This is the first part of a over 30 part long series, where I will be playing as EVERY suggested starting character in Crusader Kings 3! It's going to take a while, but It's going to be fun!
Do you have a favorite character (please don't say Haesteinn I don't want to relapse again), tell me down in the comments!
Haesteinn
The Jimena brothers definitely
Paradox games, a real man's therapy.
Bjorn Ironside, Haesteinn's accomplice
in fact, when you do the sons of Ragnar go from oldest to youngest (iornside, whiteshirt, snake in the eye, boneless if I'm remembering them correctly)
Count Dawit, who is that one Jewish vassal of Abyssinia. I’d challenge you to do a Beta Israel -> Restore the Kingdom of Israel -> Convert to Hinduism 7 Holy Cities run. I tried it recently (didn’t succeed) and it was very fun.
Haesteinn Fact: He cannot be stopped, he will always return. He is outside your door right now. Can you hear him?
Koifish's next video: "Can You Conquer (your adress) As Jarl Haesteinn?"
Thanks for the reminder. The people trapped in my basement were crying again.
I do not fear Odin’s men !
TIL: You can get Varangian Guards Doordashed to you.
@@cypruslavigne7419 While this is true, you need a large vehicle if you're ordering more than a couple of us.
I can't believe it, Koifish is slowly beating his addiction. I have never been so proud of a public figure before.
Beating his Hasting addiction by feeding his CK3 addiction.
By abducting your liege, you can always succeed in pressing the demands of your factions. This is because even if he declines and declares war on you, you *mysteriously* already have the opposing war leader in your jail.
I THOUGHT U HAD TO DECLARE WAR TO DO THIS THANK YOU
"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse
Please do not inform koifish if I left some swear words in, I didn't have time to check D: you guys have no Idea what he will do to me guys please don't tell h
you did.... WHAT?!?!
Koifish is outside your door
On the steam workshop there's a mod that changes nothing other than instantly killing Haestein at the start of your game.
Best mod ever
Oh God...this is terrifying. There's no sense of continuity... no stability... With Haesteinn gone, what the hell are we going to do? Odin, Freyr, and Thor, I've never been so scared!
As a Frenchman, I laughed a lot when I saw you trying to pronounce "Eudes" and the other French names in english way with a swedish accent. I want more of this !
Can we add to the challenge that you have to kill at least one of Haesteinn’s family members per play thru?
Shadow the cat was a badass. Ate a damn dog. A legend that will never die.
I’ve had fun taking Haestienn as a mentor and converting Eudes to Astru-Norse, then using his claims to create a Viking France.
Viking france
Bro, that fucking Italia at the end though? I love how admist everything else going on that's in focus, there's clearly some shit going down elsewhere in the world.
I had to laugh when you mentioned ISP’s A to Z, because it’s the first thought I had when you described the series 😄
Im Going To Love This Series Very Much But Of Course Im Going To Miss Haesteinn We Had Some Great Wacky Time With Him The Ultimate Viking
Wow, no Haesteinn's. I applauded you fish 👏👏👏 And I'm really looking forward to the incredible amount of laughter this series will provide.
Everyone: No Nut November
Koifish: No Haesteninn November
I can't wait for the Bohemian "Trying not to become the Holy Roman Emperor in Five Seconds" video
That's a great idea Koifish I can't wait to watch the videos as they come out.
Awesome video, awesome series! VERY GOOD!
6:23 What no mother figure growing up does to a mf
I've never even played crusader kings but I still watch these videos for the koiboi.
Less talking, more Haesten
Honestly without TH-camrs I wouldn’t get paradox games
Based
I thought watching these videos sober was great but now I'm drunk and they are awesome.
Without a restart he completed count eudes prophecy nice video koifish is super pro
Koifish at the end of the video: "I have done it! I became the king of France!"
The voice inside my head: "Who's gonna Tell him that the Italians took over the Dutch and the Germans?
can't wait to see how much this series devolves as it gets closer to the end, loving the idea tho!
I am so hyped for this series! Just like isorrowproduction but for CK3, I think i am fainting!
We will probably witness koifish going more insane during the series
Obviously, not being Haesteinn is a burden that leads him to madness.
@@demonkingbadger6689 I can't really blame him
it's beautiful to see the world unite to prevent the creation of france
Becoming King as Eudes was epic and challengly but... can we take a look at 30:14?
Spaghetti Vikings!? What a run xD
I love multi series achievement runs!! looking forward to this!
Cant wait for next videos!
I'm totally down with this 35 episode challenge
I love the way you talk so much
Literally , new to ck3 and the first youtuber i watched
Cant wait for him to play Earl Alfred! Then finally I don't need to go somewhere else.
Another great video mate ♥️
Best Ck3 TH-camr
Vikings invading from the north, Frenchmen invading from the South, and this isn't a Harold Godwinson run??
Oh great idea! I'd love to learn some fun facts about each of these people.
If playing as Haesteinn is wrong, i dont want to be right.
its always a good day when i realize koifish has updated, homie never fails to make me laugh
Hmm yes lore of Ck3 viva la francia momentum 100
Cant wait to see more of this series!
damn shadow got that dog in him
Meanwhile Italy is settling on the Northseacoast :D
Good god that sped up count killed me bahahahaha
Im looking forward to the 35 part series
I am so glad you are playing someone lese but Heistein, it started to get a bit stale 😅
That role reversal... Koifish not playing his normal oshi and the cat ate the dog...
I love this challenge this was great!
Koifish not playing Haesteinn? The end is near.
Koifish, are you doing "Mother of us all" challenge? That's a really long one...
Who are you and what have you done to the real Koifish, Hsifiok?
Where is Haestinn!?!?
Koifish you were supposed to go to the moon with Haestinn 😭😭😭😭😭😭
There is no playing too much Haesteinn though
Koifish should change his channel name to Haesteinn!!!
Next mission: Make kingdom of Finland a "finlander" culture with norse heritage, and then take the lands of the Ruriks. SHOW THEM WHO IS STRONGER!
The dwarf being a great steward but never getting the position and being forced to be a shit spymaster instead: "Dude, what the fuck?"
Do this please!
HEAR EVEYONE! The legend is back! Victoria 3 couldn't stop my mate, Koifish, from going back to CK3 and play as the one and only: HAESTINN! Thank you my friend, Koifish. Thank you for this!
Eudes
damn, this challenge is so obvious yet so interesting, i think I should play the same way
No Haesteinn November
Love Italy's size here.
You need to take control of the world with the Vikings and do a family game start with ragna and the end with one of his grandchildren or grate grandchildren
Bruh, they really have count meginhard a horse banner 😩💯💯
Daurama Daura is realy intresenting to play as
Vi kan kjøpe hele Sverige om vi vil!
😂 that was highly entertaining
12:00 That’s a great hook count, but why don’t you back it up with a source?
Why is no one talking about mega-italy
fish
The people crave Sigurd Ring
In the meantime, Italy create an Empire from Netherlands to Scicily.
*Look it's Uhtred and his pretty boys!*
F mate, outshined by the Karlings forming Italia.
Do it with the more start dates mod
It honour me that Koifish has chosen to play as a distant relative of mine.
11 seconds ago, bro what??
Why didn’t he start in struggle for Iberia???
The cat ate the dog 💀😼
I have a confession I have never played as jarl haesteinn
19:27 LOL
13:16 Thomas Cromwell speedrun challenge
Wow
Do haestein again for the final episode and get 100% world domination PLEEASSEEE
Koifish! What about Albania and Serbia?
He kinda sounds like the spy from team fortress two
What the heck is going on with Italia?!
I prefer Koifish over ISP because Koifish has fun and brings joy. ISP sounds like he hates his games and himself, watching him suffer makes me depressed.
Love you Koifish.
What mods do you use koifish?
Hell? Lincolnshire? Not a lot of difference tbf 😄
15:32 DUTCHMEN? NAH BRO HE BELGIAN NOT DUTCH
like for Drakensang music and keep up good work
If you play as he Infata in 1066 Iberia you can become Queen of unified Castille by just murdering all your bros, super easy
This man is unstable lmao
I love his commentary lmao
no haesteinn????? what is this? a glitch in the simulation??
Unifying Africa is going to be fun.
nah you gotta do a ck2 A2Z
How many is it now?
No Hastein? Is this even real Koifish?
Nvm he married his half-sister to his uncle it is real Koifish.