Liv Struss on Woke Easter Eggs! (A Liz Truss Parody)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- It's Easter and Liv if furious with the woke and their new name for Easter eggs!
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The wokeness of an Easter Egg can be determined by going to the shop and measuring its distance from the lettuces and dividing that by its distance from the cheese.
Pork cancel culture
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Yes I concur.
Here’s the equation for it -
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@@christopherwhittaker2620Studies have shown that most forms of communication are woke now, unless you use the word 'woke' at least three times in a sentence or just talk in a long string of rhetorical questions, like in the Daily Mail.
@@slacknhash once again I can’t fault your woke…I mean words.
Nice to see Liv hasn't forgotten the pork markets!
Class act
Never!! 😂🙌🥰
Sunak will have to come up with something eggstra-special to pull the rabbit out of the hat this year.
He's gonna nail all the wokeists to a cross.
He want's to start with his ministers first!.@@RichWoods23
Out of the bonnet surely 👒
He is pulling rabbits out his 🍑 all the time 🎉
The yolkeratti
#Boycott woke Eastereggs & NHS #Accept porkmarket
Dear Liv Struss
I have been campaigning against woke supermarkets every Easter for over forty years. Tthe "hot cross buns" on supermarket shelves are not hot and I have constantly complained to the managers and head offices about the false advertising which makes a mockery of our British sense of honesty and fair play. When you regain your rigthtful place as leader and restore our once great nation to international prominence I trust that you will include the issue of cross buns in your manifesto.
Not to mention they should be two for a penny. It's in the lyrics of the song!!!
@@ianz9916 yes! And that is a disgrace.
@@ianz9916😂😂👌
I hear you brother ✊fight the power
I'm not surprised they're not hot. The suoermarkets put them out on Halloween.
Well the North London wokerati better not ban two for one offers on Easter eggs!!!
You out a smile on my face Liv. No woke holiday eggs for me then. It will only be Easter eggs from now on.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣... Struggling to type....can't see for the tears in my eyes! Thank goodness I didn't have a mouthful of tea! You've made my day Nerine, thankyou 🤗😂🤣😂🤣😂
🤣🤣ah I love this! 😂🥰🥰
@@nerineskinner 😁🤪🤗☕😂
This lady is absolutely genius. I bet this is how liz truss. Household is this easter,
But seriously she is so talented its like we were watching liz truss,
Happy Easter everyone 👍
Aww thank you! I’ve just seen this and I really appreciate your kind words. Thank you 🥰🥰
I went to buy an egg today so I could re-use its plastic case as a mould and what do I find? They don't have them in any more! All of the easter egg companies have gone woke!!!
💕 Happy Easter...and..."Oink,oink..oink" - you're 'Egg'stra Special 😊
Ah this is cracking 😂thank you lovely! Hope you had a great one 🥰
Easter eggs - so woke they don’t know if they’re mimsy girly eggs or manly cocky eggs!
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That's exactly how I plan on eating my easter egg this weekend😊
That chunk of choc stuck to the cheek :D
Only one🤣
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Happy Eater - er, Easter, Liv! And let’s make sure we have enough BRITISH cheese to go with our healthy non-woke high cholesterol chocolate eggs!
See you in Bath next month!
PS The bookshops in Bath realise the importance of your book We Only Have Fourteen Hours To Save The Earth! When I asked in Waterstones for a copy, they showed me a big box of them outside the back door and said I could take the whole lot, because no one else wants them. ‘I can give them to my friends!’ I said. I thought I heard someone say ‘Not if you want to keep your friends…’
Anyway, it’s now won a prize! It’s won the prize for Best Book By An Utterly Incompetent Prime Minister Who With The Assistance Of Kwasi Kwarteng Wrecked The British Economy And Made Britain The Laughing Stock Of The World.
I'm heading down today, buying a job lot and then Im going to sell them all on ebay. Cheers.👍
John! Sorry I’ve just seen this!! Thanks so much for coming along to Bath lovely 🥰🥰
God I've missed Liv!
She’s back baby! 😂
Thanks Nerine, you always make me laugh.
The secret to eating chocolate is to consume at speed until you feel sick, stop until the feeling has passed and then resume and repeat until all the chocolate is consumed.
Happy Easter 🐣🌟👍
I love this method.. I do this with most of my meals 🤣🤣🤣
Of course, there are some people who say that Easter is actually all about someone called Jesus rising from the dead, but others say He wasn't dead at all - He just WOKE up! And THAT IS A DISGRACE!
"He LIVs, He LIVs, salvation to impart.
You ask me how I know He LIVs?
He LIVs within my heart!"
"STRUSS and obey, for there's no other way
To be happy in Jesus, but to STRUSS and obey!"
Happy cheester, Liv!! And happy Easter our Nerine xx
🥰🥰hope you’re well lovely 🥰
🐻 how do you like your eggs liv 👸 unfertilised teddy 😂
Dear Liv,
Please put yourself forward for the general elections! Il vote for you xxx
I really wanted to do this! 😂
The classic Struss expression with a gob full of choccy though 😂😂😂👌👌
We need to promote chocolate eggs and fight the real egg yolkeratti.
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I woke up to watch this video.
I’m going to sleep very sadly feeling woke 😢
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😂😂😂😂😂 eat some chocolate Easter eggs for me!
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Making a TH-cam video so you can write off your Easter egg purchases as a business expense; I think your Tory muse might be influencing you more than you intended 😉❤️
🤣🤣🤣love this!
That was a very sneaky way to open up a pork market!1
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Love the "woke" eggs! Do they have tofu inside?
Along with instructions on how to overthrow the natural order of things. The army is being deployed in response. They fear an Easter Uprising.
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Behold the Chocolate Egg of God. Not brought to you by a virgin. Most definitely not.
Easter eggs come from the ancient celtic festival of Eostre. Now this might give Liv a 'wokerati' dilemma. On the one hand Eostre might be considered an 'indigenous' festival and so Tory 'right on'. On the other hand, it summons up images of green goddesses, long-haired hippy types and Ken Barlow in a druid's outfit. So perhaps she'd better not go there.
Actually, Easter comes from an adaptation of the Jewish Passover (Greek: Pascha.), and eggs come from the food that kept well, and was commonly eaten at the end of Lent.
The name Easter, is named after the month oster munuth, which was named after the Germanic spring goddess, Eostre. The only reason people believe there is a connection is due to Neo Pagans wanting to link Easter with the pagan goddess in the 1800s, and Easter being in the month of oster munuth to separate it from it's origins of Passover.
Source: Dr. Dan McClellan, Ph.D. in Biblical Studies, etc... On TH-cam 😁
Her voice is spot on but she is to good looking for Liz Truss
Oooh thanks! I’ll pay you later 🤣🥰
Thank goodness we have the Pagan celebration of spring with the peeps the little bunny rabbits,, because the Stations of the Cross is a bit of a bummer,, although👆 spoiler alert!!
It has a happy ending🙂 sort of..
Eat People not Animals!
I always ask, "If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do Humanitarians eat?"
We waste the meat. Cannibalism is what’s going to happen anyway so why avoid it.
@@MichaelSmith-ns8ow Are you a fan of Soylent Green?
There's rumours that Easter may be about somebody or other coming out of a grave after 3 days. But I'm pretty sure it's really about chocolate eggs and bunnies.
Chappy Feaster, Livs! xx
Right back atcha! Thank you 🥰🥰
Happy Easter Nerine.
Thank you! Hope you had a lovely one 🥰🥰
One other thing think about possibly Isobel Oakshot of Government records Covid access and Mr Tice of Reform party partner. She gets lots of airtime.
I did an Isobel one last year. I should do more! 😂
The reality is, Easter is for profit, to quote Ren Gill, just more money for the Easter bunny.
Honestly, I agree with all of this as it's what most people think. This could only really be topped by standing in front of a closed boarded up church with one trouser leg messed up looking confused while holding a farm animal.
Brilliant as always captures her essence of going full on Liz Truss.
Just to remind people of Rishi Sunak critics and his odd above ankle "look I'm not wearing a tag" trousers, how she carries on.
Remember that everything I don't like is woke!!! (As is everything thats nice, or told to us by an expert, after all what would a doctor or nurse know about medicine!!!), down with the woke!
Ya. The woke tried telling me that Easter isn't real; well how come it's on the calendar. You know, it's not like you put stuff on a calendar just for the sake of it. If it were the case I'd have me washing days included: Washing Saturday if I ain't had a pint on Friday and me hang over is manageable Saturdie, then it's Sunday, only if I remember it's Sundie, then it's Mondie but a couple at the local means it's going to be any other day after that. So you can see just how important it is to stick regular stuff on a calendar. And not me washing days, or the poor person might just take up drinking, just like Bruce who does calendars for a living and wishes people like me would f@ck off and die because he's sick of entering every single major United Nations event and holiday he's never heard of or cared about.
Jeez-bee Kristy have a good Easter; stuff your face full of chocolate. It ain't like the middle-ages like you had to wait a year or decade for someone to milk a cow then jump on a sailing boat to South America to pick a coco bean, crush it, then come back home and make an Easter Egg. Nah. Now someone in a factory does that for you. And when they not doing that they're pumping out chocolate every other day, which kind of ruins the whole Easter Egg experience.
Darn, forgot to buy Easter Eggs. I'll just have to tell the kids that the Easter Bunny went into liquidation and is importing cheese. And the Easter Bunny is cheesy this year, or I'll just mug a homeless person, but I don't like doing that because the last homeless person I mugged kicked the crap outta me and stole me boots, me pants, me tent, and me last 2.84737543 quid.
Anyway just thought I'd let you know. Happy Easter and a happy New Year.
Haha just seen this! Thank you!!🤣🤣🤣🙌I hope you had a lovely Easter 🐣 💕
The shoehorning of "pigs" and "markets" into an Easter themed sketch.....Brava.
Why thank you so much 🤣🤣
Happy Easter Liv Truss 😂. At last you've got something right 😂😂, however you can't still say prime minister 😜. A big fat chocolate egg in the post for you Nerine, don't hold your breath though 😂❤
I’m still waiting 🤣💁♀️💁♀️🐣🤪🥰
@@nerineskinner lost in post, now probably a brown liquid goo 😂
@@stevenbrindley2469 🤣🤣😬😬😬😬
If it doesn’t say Easter don’t buy it. Give them the bud light treatment.
Don't forget the little piggys off to the Pork Market!
Never! 🤣🤣🐷🐷🐷🐷💕💕💕🥰🙌🐣
Egg markets
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Never has an egg been so comprehensively demolished since the demise of Sister Assumpta. Maybe you’re too young?
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Happy Easter 🐣
Thanks! I hope you had a lovely one! 🥰
scarily good :D
Haha thank you 🤣🥰
Happy early late March / early April time everyone!
Happy June time too! 😂🥰
Imagine getting inside Truss's head! 😮
🤪🤪or mine for that matter!
Absolutely brilliant, cmon Liz ,I'm mean Nerine Skinner comedy superbly talented lady
Thank you so much 🥰🥰
@@nerineskinner Nerineskinner thank you🌹🌹🌹"you beautiful talented young lady ,it's a pleasure seeing your wonderful videos of your skill and talent, god bless you and your family
@@terencebarrett2897 💕💕what a lovely message
Britain's PM...good luck...wait, this isn't her?
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Liz Truss meets Nikki Graham
Cracking video Nerine. Now go and wipe that chocolate off. 😂
🤣🤣I found it everywhere after that! 😂
@@nerineskinner i bet… ha ha
Liv keeps pointing to her head to help you avoid the wokerati. Does that mean Liv has plenty of room in her head?
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I like my egg woke sunny side up. Happy Feaster xx
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Love it.
Thank you 💕💕
I’ve had to convert to Islam and become a homosexual so I don’t offend neighbours
Oh, Nerine, darling, you have done it again. Yes, I was laughing from the start, anticipating the "That IS a disgraaace" classic, and then, while I was very happy, you tipped me over into uncontrollable giggling! "That IS one MUCKY face!" I sincerely hope it was gained as it should have been, by EATING the sacrificial chocolate egg. Two chocolatey hands at the same time would be a world beater.
But, chocolate, the miracle cure for EVERYTHING, must be eaten according to the rules, and that means a "chocolate face". I should have expected it, a stickler for details, I should have realised you would get me again. 🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫🍫
Ah lovely! How are you? Sorry I’ve only just seen this and sorry to hear you weren’t having a great one. I hope you’re ok? 🙏🥰🥰
@@nerineskinner I'm a bloke! We are NEVER OK!
Why does a male brain cost £13,000, but a baby brain is only £2,000, and a female brain is only £4,000?
Because the male brain has never been used!!
good Liz Truss impression
Thank you! 🥰🥰
The problem with trying to parody a Tory is that it is impossible! Brilliant go nonetheless 😂
What a great girl to put in a bunker... ;)
Best to make your own Cheeeester egg. Lovely Cheeeeesy trickledownski...😂 ❤❤
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Looking forward to your next impression.
Haha thank you! 🥰🥰
Glad you had a great day, Liv! I blame the Anti-Easter Coalition😂😂😂
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She's so talented(the actress/comic that is).
Aww thanks! Just seen this 🥰
@@nerineskinner Just being honest. Will try to come and watch one of your live shows one day.
@@tebraizshahzad3364 ah thank you, that would be lovely 🥰
@@nerineskinner If possible please send a link of any live shows in London.
@@tebraizshahzad3364 here you go! www.ticketsource.co.uk/nerine-skinner🥰
You’re so funny! 😮😅❤
Thank you 🥰🥰
is the shelf life of an Easter egg greater than lettuce?
I doubt it! 🤣
The woke want to freeze all the eggs. 😢😮😅
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Ha ha ha, yes the wokes are trying to undermine the true meaning of easter, which is something to do with the bible or something, according to the Internet 😮😮😂
Mmmm choccy egg filled with cheese 🐣
And 🐷🐷🥰
Liz was at farages birthday party. 🤢
Geeze, what did i just witness. NHS is good.
@Username-nerineskinner Err....what is this? The skit was bang-on. How can i further if it is you?
Great advice! Thank you Liv Struss.
You’re so welcome 💁♀️🧀
This perfectly sums up eggsactly why wokes. Are. A. Disgrace. 😂
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You seem to have mistakenly posted a clip of the real Liz Truss in place of the parody.
🤣🤣🤣whoops!
Easter wouldn't be the same without liv struss😂
Haha nothing will be the same without her! 😂🥰
January 2025. It's Truss or Cameron as the next PM. Again. You. Dee-ciiiide..
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I enjoyed this ... But then the real Liz Truss sent that tweet with the lamb, and I feel her own weirdo self is somehow more ridiculous than this parody.
Yeah I think she is parodying me at this stage 😂
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I don't think you swallow that mouthful of chacolate. disappionting.
I absolutely did! 😂
uuurgh, gross little lefty bubble here.
Sorry but it's hard to find none Halal Chocolate so I won't be having any.
Hope the chocolate for brains dis-Truss has a look at this ....;-))))
Not too bad an impression…. 😊
Ah thanks 🥰
Does anybody here dispute that Nerine is channeling the soul of Lucille Ball, one of the greats, willing to take a pie for the team. All about the laughs. Of course, as skilled and clever as you are, Nerine, PM Lettuce kicks butt on the Laff-o-Meter. We have many people in Congress as dumb as a box of hammers, but most of them, you know, SOUND like it. Your lot? They sound pretty swell and melodious as they spout utter nonsense, and were raised on fully-entitled rob-er-ree. What could possibly go sideways? Excellent quality of comments from an appreciative audience. Rock On. 👊🙏🏻🫵🎯👍🏿👍🏿
I love the Lucille Ball reference! I absolutely love that woman & would love to be like her! In terms of the madness over here….It Just’s crazier by the day! 🤣🤣🥰
Easter, where we celebrate the death and resurrection of cheese markets with the arrival of new calves, while their Mums get turned into burgers and handbags.
I am prepared to take one for the team here. Send me all your woke Easter eggs and I will dispose of them so you dont have to. I am not eggsagerating the enormity of the task but somebody has to do it. Thanks Liv.
(Well done Nerine.)
Liv says she’ll help out 💁♀️
The UK imports around 100% of its cocoa and that. Is. A. Disgrace!
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Easter's chocolate cheer, laudably adroitly shown Liv Struss, the politician extraordinaire, With charisma that rivals cocoa, she navigates with flair, jump cuts, foretells an imminent future that is likely chocolatey.
Marvelous. Also top job.
Haha love it! Thank you 🤣🥰🥰
Love it Nerine - have a great Easter with loads more Easter Eggs! 😂 🥚 🥚 🐣 🐥
Ah thank you!! Hope you are well lovely 🥰
This was Eggcellent!!! Happy Easter Nerine! 🥚🐇🐣🍫
Thank you 🎉
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The only reason I want Liz Truss to stay in public life is because she keeps providing material to Nerine.
(That said, I'd rather Nerine got the £144k a year instead of Truss.)
Haha same here! 🤣🤪🥰I could really do with that money right now!!!
😅The country is broken and walking on eggshells with these damn yokes, do you need a face swipe Liv? Sorry wipe.
🤣🤣that chocolate stained my face big time. And clothes! 🤣🤣
@@nerineskinner I bet it did 😊I think Liv could defo eat a cream egg whole.🤨😏
@@SuzanneO707 absolutely 🤣🤣
@@nerineskinner And a full box of Milk Tray. delivered by Boris, oh wait minute thats Nadine.😏Keep on Nerine , this country needs you.👍
@@SuzanneO707 🤣🥰
Happy Easter, Lady Liv Struss 🙌👩🏼😁🔥😎, I’m 100% certain the 🇬🇧 people will agree with you 🐣🎉😁♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Ah thank you! Hope you had a great one lovely! 🎉🥰🥰
Brilliant, as always!😂 Any chance you'll ever do a show in Ireland?
Ah thank you! I would love to one day! That’s the dream plan! 🥰🥰
Happy Easter egg box recycling.
Never! Sorry that was Liv!🤷♀️😩🥰
And still God created Thatcher. And woke. And the socialist Jesus. Im confused
Nerine, I’ve never seen you look so messy! Even when Liv was digging underground in a previous video. As always adore your work. Some very clever lines there and beautifully written and delivered. Thank you.
Ah just seen this! Thank you Tim! 🥰I found this for weeks after… chocolate got everywhere 🤣🤣
Ah yes the only people celebrating easter as it was intended: pagans and the last surviving ancient Romans.