Titan Sub Implosion | Chapo Trap House

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  • @Reid52
    @Reid52 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    People were laughing about it because, normally, when a CEO violates safety standards, the people who get killed and maimed are the workers. It's just nice to see the CEO be the one to eat the consequences of how they run their businesses.

    • @braidena1633
      @braidena1633 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that's one of the most stunning things about the CEO, that he was so dumb he didn't care about safety **for himself** even.

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      this is why Musk doesn't take rides on his rockets

    • @Hamun002
      @Hamun002 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anmolt3840051 he does drive his own cars, though that’s honestly less stupid that rockets and shit. Hell the government fucked up the Challenger launch because they didn’t wait for warmer weather

  • @UntilYouCollapse
    @UntilYouCollapse ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "The worst part of this tragedy is the lack of empathy.". Norm MacDonald "I'm pretty sure that's not the worst part.

    • @spankytag
      @spankytag ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😅 Norm had the best Bill Cosby jokes

    • @JakeOJack
      @JakeOJack ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@harrybirchall3308and in some cases, not even secretly.

  • @seanhall8686
    @seanhall8686 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love when people talk about a news story "distracting" from another news story. They are just revealing that they get their news fed to them through social media algorithms.

    • @Badtown1988
      @Badtown1988 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They’re always townies who failed middle school social studies but have been told by people like Dennis Prager and Charlie Kirk that they’re actually really informed and profound thinkers whom society just overlooked. Diamonds in the rough if you will.
      “Actually, you know those educated leftists who know what constitutes a peer reviewed source? Yea, they’re actually the dumb ones because they don’t have Sean Hannity’s entire catalogue of books at home.”

    • @miskatonic_alumni
      @miskatonic_alumni 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Badtown1988"I ain't broke! I ain't workin' class! I ain't drownin' in debt! I'm a temporarily embarrassed millionaire!"

  • @BigHomieGayAss1917
    @BigHomieGayAss1917 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Faking my death by burning and crushing my body into molecules on the atomic level, like a boss

  • @Whitedennisrodman
    @Whitedennisrodman ปีที่แล้ว +46

    One of the good things that came out of this was listening to James Cameron lecture everyone about deep sea submersibles

    • @braidena1633
      @braidena1633 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It really was. I also saw some less-informed commenters be like "whats some director know about the ocean" w/o realizing they're referring to the one director who's like, a well known ocean expert

    • @Whitedennisrodman
      @Whitedennisrodman ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@braidena1633 Yeah the guy who invented the underwater steadycam has no clue about the operating in challenging marine environments..

    • @anmolt3840051
      @anmolt3840051 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      James Cameron's been down to the Mariana trench

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anmolt3840051He raised the bar

  • @raven_g6667
    @raven_g6667 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is a Darwin award if I've ever seen one.

  • @zigzag8392
    @zigzag8392 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Ayn Rand writes a stupid book >>>> “my heart will go on“ climbs the billboard charts in 2023.

  • @futurepastnow
    @futurepastnow ปีที่แล้ว +54

    The expired carbon fiber is my favorite part of this story. CF that was not good enough for Boeing, a company that has given up on quality at every level.

  • @keithjackewicz8423
    @keithjackewicz8423 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Unbelievable that the CEO drove the fucking thing.

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There are e-mails circulating and it’s even funnier like people brought this shit up to the sub building guy and he was like “ITS FINE YOU AND YOUR SAFETY PRECAUTIONS WILL BE THE END OF ALL COMMERCE”
    Like he really did die from his own supply

  • @fede2
    @fede2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Also, and I can't be the first one to point this out, but calling it "OceanGate" is just tempting fate.

    • @williamshears9953
      @williamshears9953 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also going to the titanic in something innovative and unsinkable. The champagne bottle probably didn't break the first time for the christening either.

  • @lettersnstuff
    @lettersnstuff ปีที่แล้ว +22

    wonder if you could fairly call that sub the worlds largest inside-out pipe-bomb?

    • @quester09
      @quester09 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      never negotiate with reverse terrorists

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@quester09no need, they just want to make people happy

  • @henryglennon3864
    @henryglennon3864 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I like this story because it's indistinguishable from one of the gag news stories from Robocop. We've gone past Robocop.

  • @jnakhoul
    @jnakhoul ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The best own is a self own

  • @MStonewallC
    @MStonewallC ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was already thinking about that exact Futurama clip the moment it was spliced into the audio

  • @segapena5033
    @segapena5033 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My wife couldn't understand why a rich guy would get into a homemade cardboard submarine because "but they're smart".

  • @ozymandias___868
    @ozymandias___868 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Implosion now that reminds me of that national tragedy

    • @zyguit
      @zyguit ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like 9/11 Airlines yea

    • @Dirt-McGerk
      @Dirt-McGerk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I walked through the bloodied streets of manhattan looking for my brother. Turns out he was in northern Canada

    • @zyguit
      @zyguit ปีที่แล้ว

      That Bin Laden was a real jerk

  • @function0077
    @function0077 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Rich idiots die on Everest all the time. So, it is reasonable that rich idiots might also die at the bottom of the ocean.
    EDIT: People do risky things all the time. Sometimes they have good reasons for engaging in the risky behavior, and sometimes they don't. EXAMPLE 1: A Ukrainian citizen choosing to fight Russians because he wants to protect his family and his country is a person engaging in risky behavior with good reasons. I want this person to live and triumph, but if he dies, I will mourn his death. EXAMPLE 2: A rich person who goes on a submarine sightseeing tour to the bottom of the Atlantic is a person engaging in risky behavior without good reasons. I don't want him to die, but if he does, I am not going to waste much emotional energy caring.

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Something to tell the grandkids about.
      "How did gramps die?"
      "Well, have I got a story for you..."

    • @lettersnstuff
      @lettersnstuff ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what is the minimum acceptable altitude, or minimum acceptable depth at which if someone dies, you just say “pff, dumbass, shouldn’t have been there anyway” and move on with your life? like, at what point are you 100% allowed to just not give a fuck. or do you think it’s a function of money spent, relative to depth or height achieved?

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@lettersnstuff What throws it off either way is that forbidden island where people keep getting stone aged killed because they want to teach that tribe about Jesus.
      Also, if you paid to be on a SpaceX rocket you'll probably die on the launch pad which is basically at sea level. So...
      (expense + distance from sea level)*how funny = number of fucks required before you can give one

    • @90sStarterJacket
      @90sStarterJacket ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dulce et decorum est Pro Blackrock mori

  • @sheriffliberty9302
    @sheriffliberty9302 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Michael McFaul literally used the Osama bin Laden reasoning on Russian people for the Russia-Ukraine war. Just horrific

  • @beebgegegeg-xr3cm
    @beebgegegeg-xr3cm ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The Flesh Light implosion

  • @cattibingo
    @cattibingo ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is what happens when you get in the pod

  • @braidena1633
    @braidena1633 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "It's a distraction!" Nah ppl are just fascinated about something that's never happened before: humans pressed into jam, boiled at the sun's temperature, and finishing by blowing red mist all over the place, leaving absolutely nothing to recover.**
    And I'm supposed to care about Hunter's taxes? Boring asf
    **edit: i guess they found something resembling human remains. Point still stands tho

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The only mist Hunter fucks with is Irish Mist, ayo

    • @braidena1633
      @braidena1633 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@BigHomieGayAss1917i don't drink so I thought that was kind of sex act

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I finish by blowing white mist all over the place

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was hoping for orcas to appear in the third act but we got nothing.
      "It appears the rescue vessel has been taken out by a pod of killer whales with antifa flags."

    • @Riskofdisconnect
      @Riskofdisconnect ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PittsburghSonido You might wanna get that checked out.

  • @SUPERBURLBOYROY
    @SUPERBURLBOYROY ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Pimplosion

  • @mattgilbert7347
    @mattgilbert7347 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So I guess the new billionaire funded Superman is "Man of Expired Carbon Fibre"

  • @haraldisdead
    @haraldisdead วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I miss Matt

  • @Peekul1
    @Peekul1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Great Futurama clip!

  • @reddeserted13
    @reddeserted13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nearer my God to Thee - Ted Turner's TBS nuclear sign off song

  • @sebastianhama5624
    @sebastianhama5624 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    empathy is stupid

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago ปีที่แล้ว +10

    God, Felix is so unfunny