Dr. Brain & the Women feat. Alex Nichols | Chapo Trap House
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Episode 818 - Dr. Brain & the Women feat. Alex Nichols (3/25/24)
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Alex is back to look at a number of topics including: Putin’s ancient vault, the Brain podcast sex freak, UN supports ceasefire, Jewish Heaven, Trump bankrupting the RNC, Catturd’s dogs, and Royal maladies. Finally, a reading series on the Ancien Cajun, James Carville, and who still has lessons to impart on the best way for Democrats to win from that one time he let Ross Perot hand him an election.
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A guy that controls every micromole of magnesium in his diet and wavelength of light that hits his retina was never not going to be a weird freak to the people he dates
"Sorry I cheated on all of you, I was low on vitamin b12" is the nootropic version of "sorry I'm a virgo"
I'm a quadriplegic. The chip has enabled my current 72 hour gooning sesh!
You know, merging Matt Christman's conscious with the AI complex a-la Helios in Deus Ex would be a very solid outcome for the planet.
It will be the Kwisatz Haderach, but funnier because the giant silicon worm won't be able to make any technology work correctly.
i want that for us
The Carville segment was screaming for Matt's cajun accent. Best wishes for our big boy's recovery
"LinkedIn woman" is such an accurate term lmao
Sending our love down the well for Matt
Felix is designing John Deere's new Dog Baler.
Dr. Brain was my high school sweetheart’s nickname. She was really into neuroscience, I guess.
Back then I prolly woulda opted for Dr. Dome instead.
Felix is so full of shit. He doesn't THINK the Blackfyre Rebellion was a war fought over Targaryen bastard succession, he KNOWS it was a war fought over Targaryen bastard succession.
Imagine being a dudebro gym friend of Felix and he's talking at you about Ashara Dayne theories.
Weren’t there five Blackfyre rebellions?
@@ludviglidstrom6924yeah there were a couple and then the survivors would try it every couple years
I, Am. The. First. Sending love to Matt Christman.
Where IS he
They told you at the beginning. He's playing brain chess.@@marcuswalters8093
Are you sure you’re not just gay?
I am.
@@marcuswalters8093brain got too big.
I wish the New York Times spared even half of this empathy for some British royal for the Palestinians.
The royals are white
🍉
When matt comes back can we keep alex as a regular pls. I need to see him and matt play off eachother
Better to have Trunted and lost than never Trunted at all.
All talk of ragin' Cajuns feels very incomplete without Matt's masterfulrendition of the accent. Much love to him, and hope for a full recovery❤
Holy shit the section on the royals had me in tears
I thought matt was about to grab the mic and start yelling about something for a second and got rock hard 😢
We miss our gigantic boy
James Carville looks like Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Love when Alex is on the show, it’s like having a second Felix. Funny guy!
Get well Matt
Matt exploded his brain just like Lenin. Couldnt handle thinking of all the contradictions.
This,
FDR and Lenin, difference is our boy SURVIVED
@@THEMATTHIAS225 so did lenin, he survived multiple strokes, you dont just get over a stroke, lenin had an initial stroke in 22, lost his ability to talk in 23 after the third one or some shit, it's not a topic very prone to comedy
Thank you, Mr. Musk, for taking care of our boy.
Matt needed a new skull to keep up with how hard his brain was cooking
The bible actually has a story where God turns Moses's sister in law leperous because she complained about Moses marrying an Black woman lmao.
He also griefs Moses hard for trying to run away from shit and sends female bears to eat kids for taunting a bald guy he likes.Old Testament God is hilarious for keeping it real low key.
For as much hate as the old testament gets, the old testament really doesn't get enough hate
God is chet hanks lmao
Its actually pretty concerning that so many people are being exposed to acts of extreme violence on Twitter. Being desensitized to it.
Almost feels like the evil bastard that runs the thing is part of a ploy to prepare people to commit acts of extreme violence.
I think it's more simple than that. I think neo-nazis just enjoy seeing graphic violence in general. Where you find gore material, there is neo-nazi material too.
Gore has been on the internet since the Internet has hosted images. None of what you're seeing is some grand scheme lol, you're just seeing a society slowly implode
ummm ppl have moved cursors using their brains for decades. its extremely old technology.
I love Will's hearty laughs
Does anyone know the password to the public Wi-Fi network “Matt’s Neuralink implant”?
I got Cha "Penis" make sure it's capital P lowercase e n i s
CIA surveillance van = (matts brain)
Andrew Huberman looks like the guy the marquis sends to chase John Wick around the world trying to kill him Wile E. Coyote style in the fourth movie
45:51 William has got his hands on a cancer gun.
For anyone even thinking about being impressed by the neuralink chip just know he's doing nothing more complicated than you can do with a 30$ ECG monitor off ebay.
Fucking trackmania streamers like Wirtual have already used these to play. And trackmania is way way way more complicated than moving a fucking cursor and and clicking and dragging a chess piece.
Gonna replace my spine with a 4 inch thick cable so I can play ski free with my mind
This certainly has to be a massive overstatement. Can you elaborate on neuralink being nothing more complicated than an ecg monitor?
The show , without Matt, has really taken a [redacted] . I mean seriously , where do these [redacted] get off [redacted] [redacted]
So when we unearth Vault 101 do we find only Black people too?
oh she had cancer? that explains how that guy got shot in the head
Relistening cush vlog and making a playlist of all the songs Matt sings at the beginning
Please link if you can.
Should sing 'Daisy Bell' when he comes back since he's a cyborg now.
Ragin Cajun III: Shreveport Nights (R) 1991
An antiquated feudal figurehead is something to be.
The House of Windsor is a trailer park
So happy they made a connection with the blackfyre rebellions but for hunter biden it was what i immediately thought when they started talking about a war with his heirs
James Carville 49:12 This is great.
if matt needs a chess training partner/nemesis/arch rival , holla.
he's already playing with that senile terrorist from Cowboy Bebop
Windom Earle looking ass
Does anyone have the presinald trunt clip? I can't find it!
When i click on a T-shirt, it sends me to cameo. Is this some joke im not privy to?
15:00 bro knows Baghdad 😂
Need to do time codes for these things.
Presinald Trunt lol
classic biden brain misfire
Raprock my boss
Alex Nichols is hitting a lot of notes: deep cut on Judaic Jeopardy with the Maimonides reference.
Add the real time political situational awareness that Trump's Win Red mega-scam may very well spell defeat for down ballot Republicans. This kid has chops. 37:15-37:32
I'm gay.
Neither funny nor edgy nor original
@@berdyderg900 It's dangerous to go alone! Take this 🍼
The funniest part about this, is that he promotes semen retention and monogamy lmao
Always entertaining to interact with Measurehead.
I felt so fucked up but I was cackling all morning reading condolence messages for Smiles the dog
Wait, did they actually blame Carville not specifically going after his friends as the reason that roe v wade was overturned?
I could be misinterpreting though. I'm pretty high right now.
They're saying Carville's "everyone should just get along" schtick is stupid because no amount of civility from Democrats would have stopped Republicans from trying to jeopardize abortion. I think Will is also pointing out how his wife is a Republican advisor that worked with multiple Republican presidents.
Carville's wife, of course
@@digitalbear1217 A buddy movie with Will Menaker and his Republican advisor wife wouldn't be the worst thing Hollywood could do.
Part comedy, part cosmic horror as Will's mind is slowly shredded by his own reality.
@@alexpkeaton4471if you gaze into the MAGA void, it gazes back into you.
Sending love to the Red Prophet! Hope his new brainchild serves him well in surfing the digital aether
Eyedris Elba
silver lining of matt being gone is more alex nichols.
I miss the pre-SEO internet. Pre Endless September was kinda nice, too, auld lang syne.
Palette swap Lamar Odom
Candace Owens actually had Norman Finkelstein on her program talking about Palestine, so I have a certain respect for her.
A broken clock etc etc
Plenty of people have had Norm on. Do you have a certain level of respect for Alan dershowitz..?
lmao
Finkeltein is a lunatic. Can't stand hearing him talk
@@millhousemillard2140 id rather listen to a [redacted] eating its own [redacted] [redacted]
47:15
Damn ive been callin him trunt as a portmanteau
Lol
Carville is so fucking funny. He looks like a Stephen King antagonist
I'm not mad at people being reckless with speculating about a royal cause they ended up having cancer. Like do I feel a level of humanity for a human with cancer, sure yeah yeah, but also she has access to the best healthcare so I'm not losing sleep over it. What gets in my craw is all the people going "oh its not my fault I did this, it's the palaces fault." while being an american. Like no, babe, you are nosy and messy and that's fine. I laughed at the queens death. Just own your shit and stop pulling your punch now.
the English monarchy knows very well they are part of the media landscape in Britain. Would they have just come out saying that Kate needs treatment for some illness, they would have been less of a media mess. So in a way it’s their fault but knowing how the palace treats spouses of their male heirs, it is not surprising really.
After people should not feel guilty relishing on this, they thrive in this attention.
Abolish the monarchy and reclaim what they have stolen.
Counterpoint: who gives a s h i t
Those people's only role in life is to be in the public eye, if you're upset by me laughing at 80% of their family having cancer, I dont care
Second and Love to our boy Matty, folks!
Oh, so he can just move a cursor and he doesn't live in a magical matrix world?! Lame. Scrap the project. It won't be cool for 100 more years.
It would have been pretty funny in Cyberpunk if the Voodoo Boyz put you in that big tank to jack you directly into the internet and it was just like, a big Windows XP screen instead of the stereotypical Tron gridworld. After all the hyping up about how terrifying and mysterious cyberspace is, in reality they just got scared off by a hyper sentient Clippy.
Fuck V, if that thing blue screens we're both done for.
Third. love to matty!
Yay
Is this the worst audio ever???
I have mass released DVDs from gigantic distribution companies in my DVD collection with worse audio than this, actually.
Go listen any of the first 100 episodes at random, they have Matt hooked up to a can with a piece of string
@@berdyderg900 the Sardonicast podcast was the same when Ralph Sepe was on there. 😂 It was so, so bad. But so, so funny at the same time.
They will never be what they were in their prime
The whole Macabees vs. Hellenites thing, the Hellenites were a different Jewish tribe. So they slaughtered a rival tribe.
Lol no. Actual accidental antisemitism. Hellenites/ Hellenistic is just a general term for people who followed Greek thought, and it definitely wasn’t another Jewish tribe because their ‘alien way of life’ is a huge part of how they are described in Maccabees. Isn’t how they would have described another tribe.
@@Luminousreign no, I am not doing accidental or any other kind of antisemitism here, the Hellenites in Macabees were Jews who wanted the other Jews to assimilate to Hellenistic thought. There are numerous historical sources that refer to this. The state of Israel literally released tons of stories to use Hannukah to help modern Jews have a holiday and embrace their "cultural" identity. While there *was* references to these things in the Torah, it never had much significance as an *important spiritual holiday* until Israel started playing up the narrative that the Macabees were rebelling against some scary state power. In reality this was warring tribes of Jews.
@@Luminousreign ALSO - I don't use the Bible as a historical reference - there are plenty of great studies that corroborate better historical sources. I think Yale and Harvard have channels dedicated to seeking the actual history behind biblical claims (many of which are problematic)
...they weren’t. This is before Jewish Hellenism chronologically. Whether or not you think it is a good historical reference, that is still the time frame the story is set in even if it were to be entirely fictions It is just referring to Hellenism in general. It is a nonsensical idea that it was actually another tribe of Jews,and pushing the narrative that it was some kind of internal rivalry or betrayal is the kind of narrative that springs up to try and imply that there is a long history of sneaky Jewish behavior or that somehow their religious texts pushes that kind of behavior. Point being, this is a nonsensical reading of the story that only resonates and finds purchase with people already inclined towards antisemitism.
Weird interpretations of the Bible were used to spread nasty stuff like this all the time and the hermeneutics of why people read awful things into the book is pretty clear. What you are saying is nonsense and a nefarious way to push rancid ideas. What you are doing is no different than when racists used to read into the mark of cain being melanin or when pre-existing racist science let people read into beasts of burden actually being ancient slaves. Just nah chief, it isn’t in the text at all and implies something really bad
Fourth. But no love to Matt.
are you enemies?
@@garrgravarr he's sandbagging his Elo
Never forget the grave duel between Frazansbaet and Mr. Matt Christmas
Just shit. Time to pack it in ?
after this devastating comment, I can't see any other path forward to be honest
this guy loves packing shit
Oh shit, big brain Trotskyist here to let people know how he feels.
trot finds something to consume other than a newspaper and starts hyperventilating as his body rejects it
Last I checked there were ~17 distinct Trot Internationals and none of them were getting anywhere. May as well pack it in at that point.
Whenever a story involves an animal dying, Will can't help but laugh his ass off. He really seems like a piece of sht
what 😂😂
That's a really mean way of talking about Kate Middleton man
@@pinkmatter8488 it's just something you notice when you have ears and memory
Please stop fake laughing! If someone says something funny, laugh, if not, don't
Uh oh guys. When Shane says knock it off, you better f'n knock it off.
@@tari8134 Love Chapo, but the boys are clearly fake laughing to make Alex feel comfortable. Problem is it encourages him and he is just not that funny, imo. I can't be alone in feeling this.
@@shanedurbanor ya know, it could just actually be funny to them. That’s kinda how humor works. It’s subjective.
@@tari8134WAAAAAAAH SOMEONE'S CRITICISING SOMETHING I LIKE WAAAAAH THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK WAAAAAAAH
@@nomore2001 nice meltdown
Love the racist accents. Wouldnt be surprised if they had their Purim blackface on while they recorded this
Shut up dude I’m fuckinggay
This show sucks
@@Jake-fw5te nope, just enjoying being a hater
Ya
yeah, we hate it down here
they replaced matt with a try-hard quivering adderalian "analyst" whatd you think was gonna happen!?
@@redactedmane you thought you ate with this gay ass turn of phrase
Does Alex Nichols have anything worthwhile to say on any topic? He clearly thinks he's funny, but he has nothing intelligent to say.
There goes my plan to get a podcast-based education.
You know, we can click on your pfp and see that you went on a spree leaving whiney baby comments on Alex Nichols specific vids. Kinda weird!
Badass pic, that lighter must be soooo heavy
This comment gains a dimension when you imagine the person writing it being shoved into a locker whilst saying it out loud.
Angrily listening to a podcast you hate so you can angrily type a comment no one will give a shit about beyond mocking you
The RNC was paying his legal fees for a while but it became too expensive and he kept defaming E Jean Carroll even after the first ruling so they stopped. Insane if they have to fundraise just to pay his fees this time, considering the implications of their available funds as well as the reality that Trump doesn't have any money.
He likes getting suckers to pay all his debts for him. He made a healthy profit off his "self-funded" presidential campaigns previously.