Prototype 2: funniest lines of dialog (and cool shit) part 2

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  • @NinjazNeverDie
    @NinjazNeverDie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Picks up a helicopter mounted rocket launcher
    Starnes: Shit dude you've been working out.
    Heller: I eat a lot of protein.

    • @jordanongelstern
      @jordanongelstern 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      4:29

    • @jibbygibs25
      @jibbygibs25 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean, he does tell the truth

  • @callumkristofer7793
    @callumkristofer7793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “Shit dude, you been workin’ out?”
    “I eat a lotta protein.”

  • @ExplodingDreamz
    @ExplodingDreamz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "This asshole says "brah" one more time, imma break his fucking jaw"
    I laughed so hard at that when i first heard it ingame 😂

  • @stevekef7229
    @stevekef7229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Holy shit,and I thought I had big balls"-James Heller

    • @mathewschilando6791
      @mathewschilando6791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha 😂😂

    • @Hateful_Rex
      @Hateful_Rex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the bbc dna man....

    • @jacktonsauron8185
      @jacktonsauron8185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hateful_Rex lowtiergod

    • @aid7548
      @aid7548 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Bet your old woman liked hard and dirty" -Rotwieler or whatever his name is

    • @jordanongelstern
      @jordanongelstern 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      0:01

  • @dunkeykung1162
    @dunkeykung1162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    1:20 lmfao I love how pissed off the commander is, and how Heller was apparently the last straw before he had enough of his unit

  • @sars910
    @sars910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Shit dude. Have you been working out ?"
    "I eat a lot of protein"

  • @FireworksAndHurricanes
    @FireworksAndHurricanes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Yeah! I LOVE rescuing scientists! OO-RAH!"
    "....Shut the fuck up, Starnes."
    Hahahahahahaha

    • @whirlybird268
      @whirlybird268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the fact that you get to meet Starnes again makes it even better.

  • @ducduyvn2023
    @ducduyvn2023 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    4:14
    *Starnes: You know, some infected chicks are still pretty hot if you put a bag over their heads.*
    *Blackwatch Soldier: Starnes, for the life of me, I dunno how you passed the psych profile.*
    This one got me :)))

  • @sadflix8754
    @sadflix8754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    is it weird that soldiers dont find it suspicious that some guy is walking up walls, basically flying around, jumping into space and running like the flash?

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      if playing splinter cell taught me anything, it's that no one ever looks up.

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Probably for gameplay reasons, if these guys acted as any rational person would (and shot the guy who just cannonballed out of the sky and left a small crater without a scratch) then the game would be a fair bit less fun. Although they kind of do this on Insane mode I hear, basically doing anything weird will get you alerted on the spot.

    • @ChristianProtossDragoon
      @ChristianProtossDragoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mr._Sherwood Super soldiers do exist.

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean yeah they do but they're all massive slabs of beef and I'm pretty sure you can't disguise as them, if a normal blackwatch soldier was pulling that kind of thing I'd expect everyone to be raising eyebrows at it.

    • @Snaic
      @Snaic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I noticed in Prototype 2 that if you run up walls with people watching, then your detection meter goes up, unlike in Prototype where nobody gives a shit even if you're being watched. So they do find it sus, just not quick enough.

  • @GeneralGorillaSonicOC
    @GeneralGorillaSonicOC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The Red Crown lady sounds like she's a robot who doesn't think for herself. I get she's doing her job but she doesn't even get pissed off if she loses contact with a base. Starnes is an idiot. If you beat up the Hydra with your bare hands the soldiers will comment on you boxing a Hydra.

    • @slumpsenju7849
      @slumpsenju7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She also sounds like the SCP Archival Recording sound effect tooo

  • @korpersafte
    @korpersafte 10 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "i'm started to think this guy likes me" :DDDD

  • @radioactiva3095
    @radioactiva3095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When you are an elementary school student and pickup 2 chairs at once : 4:28

  • @XNYDNTE
    @XNYDNTE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Damn....I reaally wanted to kill him" ROFL

  • @Ro-fw3lc
    @Ro-fw3lc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:32 *I eat a lot of protein.*

  • @ChadKakashi
    @ChadKakashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:57 *YO BRING DAT ASS HERE!*

    • @piyushverma7534
      @piyushverma7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heller is one hell of a man to reject dat ass cuz in a scene where she asks him to join forces to conquer the world he rejects her off saying "I might catch something from you" like isn't he a whole damn virus himself

    • @IlMemetor72
      @IlMemetor72 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She got cake

    • @rama-n-i
      @rama-n-i 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      All these years, I actually never thought of her in a seductive manner.
      My kid brain never registered her looks

  • @Cryptid.On.Youtube
    @Cryptid.On.Youtube 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shit dude..ummm..have you been working out?!
    Me picking up a tank:i eat a lot of protein

  • @MrLim-wq2gn
    @MrLim-wq2gn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:56 Sabrina has a nice Biomass and she is my kind of Prototype.

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      would absorb into gelatinous mass.

    • @foxalpha3203
      @foxalpha3203 ปีที่แล้ว

      she got that evolved gyyyyat

  • @solitary2
    @solitary2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:56 Heller a better man than me, my daughter would’ve had a sister coming

  • @aid7548
    @aid7548 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The last kill though
    My god i didn't think the blade was THAT strong...

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the charge attack is especially powerful if you can hit something more than once with it.

    • @aid7548
      @aid7548 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hisoj personally I thought it was AOE so it wouldn't damage something multiple times. Or that the damage lessens if you the same thing twice.

  • @tanzyvat5834
    @tanzyvat5834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love both the first and second prototype games. Both of them will have a good place in my heart.

  • @roxastrife714
    @roxastrife714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    the only thing that makes P2 better is the dialogue

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and the gameplay

    • @radioactiva3095
      @radioactiva3095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The bad thing is we as players must kill mercer

    • @vurshawn1358
      @vurshawn1358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And James heller

    • @tanzyvat5834
      @tanzyvat5834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@radioactiva3095 you do have to admit Mercers character in prototype 2 was kinda garbage.
      But I like both characters.
      Mainly because they're both badass.

    • @sandigriffin7767
      @sandigriffin7767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@radioactiva3095 mercer is lame I love killing his ass and I love james heller better

  • @latrade2159
    @latrade2159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Holy shit and I thought I had big balls."

  • @OPTIMUMELITE
    @OPTIMUMELITE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That a big mistake BRAH

    • @whirlybird268
      @whirlybird268 ปีที่แล้ว

      "If this guy sais brah one more time ill break his fcking jaw"

  • @Rising.Key8
    @Rising.Key8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    James heller said he thought he had big balls

  • @hewhobattles8869
    @hewhobattles8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    9:30 Holy shit. Lol

  • @leviticuscornballs
    @leviticuscornballs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When you throw someone off the building heller says 'Just think a happy thought mothaf'a' which is a reference to peter pan lmao

  • @onedaythisuniversewillbede2199
    @onedaythisuniversewillbede2199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    heller when he cuss sound cool

  • @mcbrians.8508
    @mcbrians.8508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:21 damn! that's so brutal! He wasn't able to finish his one-liner lol! XD

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I replayed the game and he didnt say anything so I have no idea what he would have said

    • @mcbrians.8508
      @mcbrians.8508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hisoj bra can you upload the one-liners of all the mako tank units in the mission "Taking the High Castle"?
      Because they would comment about your powers when your attacking them. Like describing your blade as a surfboard and they will say you exploded when you used your Level 1 devastator.

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mcbrians.8508 I did not know about that, how far into the game is that mission?

    • @mcbrians.8508
      @mcbrians.8508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hisoj the part where you have to kill lieutenant riley

    • @piyushverma7534
      @piyushverma7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mcbrians.8508 "This asshole says brah one more time I'll break his fucking jaw, well... might do that anyway"

  • @chanzpalau-agbayani1270
    @chanzpalau-agbayani1270 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:28 FLEX INTENSITIES

  • @mathewschilando6791
    @mathewschilando6791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The reason i like James more than Alex is that James has a military background making him the better fighter that is why he won their fight

    • @neon-nightwolf7682
      @neon-nightwolf7682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What I thought too, it was basically a soldier vs what was once a scientist now virus

    • @MimaKirigoe90
      @MimaKirigoe90 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah James heller had the power of the player

    • @betuna9487
      @betuna9487 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MimaKirigoe90 I see you like Satoshi Kon

    • @betuna9487
      @betuna9487 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They both can consume and commender memories from other people. That justification in this case doesn't apply. Mercer could match and even surpass Heller's base combat knowledge.

  • @wesker1739
    @wesker1739 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:22 lmaoo bro got cut off. DAAAA-

  • @noelimon6968
    @noelimon6968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:22 STAAAA

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he might have had more dialog there and I cut it off when I cut him in half. I dunno. :D

    • @noelimon6968
      @noelimon6968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hisoj yes it’s really hilarious, well done especially when you splatter his guts on the wall too, makes it even more hilarious lol.

    • @piyushverma7534
      @piyushverma7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@noelimon6968 i too like funny compilations of ppl getting their guts splattered on the wall

  • @WeedChicken
    @WeedChicken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    James Heller gotta be the angriest character in any game

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      james heller then doomguy.

    • @RSNTM3NT
      @RSNTM3NT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hisoj Kratos (in the trilogy and the PSP games along with Ascension)

    • @TheUltrasora
      @TheUltrasora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kratos:.....

    • @anjaneyasreetrout2444
      @anjaneyasreetrout2444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hisoj but unlike other angry dudes in games Heller is plain annoying

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@anjaneyasreetrout2444 to those around him. I think he's fucking hilarious.

  • @remarcillas4725
    @remarcillas4725 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:45 best savage moments

  • @nonsense3455
    @nonsense3455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:13 lmao

  • @DeCarbonZo5979
    @DeCarbonZo5979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The like button isn't working. In depressed.
    Edit: it finally worked!

  • @Berserkerenergy
    @Berserkerenergy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This Game is Hilariously Funny😂

  • @AJ-arime
    @AJ-arime ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You shouldn’t ask the sus😂 0:05

  • @ridelbaker4607
    @ridelbaker4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    brahh

  • @B1ACK-0-0-L1STED
    @B1ACK-0-0-L1STED ปีที่แล้ว

    I would have continued to play this game but i just deleted it atter getting all achievements. The jump mechanics pissed me off.

  • @uncholoconbigd8059
    @uncholoconbigd8059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Alt ?"

    • @hisoj
      @hisoj  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      which key is the any key?