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  • @aj00
    @aj00 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    _“so ya they do this thing where if they get enough money they’ll play Islamic prayer music and talk about best Pokémon in Arabic accents”_

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The call to prayer might be the best segment in any American podcast ever
      It's such gold 😂

    • @scantrontheimmortal
      @scantrontheimmortal ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "My brother in Allah how do you think i got the power to level up my Pokemon? Through Jihad." 😂

  • @breadman2060
    @breadman2060 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Vito sounds more like Maddox in this episode that he’s ever sounded on the show. I swear that whole “I’m more objective because I don’t have kids” point was taken directly from the old show

  • @breadman2060
    @breadman2060 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    From food that expires to jollycaust deniers

  • @TyKills357
    @TyKills357 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How have you guys not exposed the "monetize yo haterz' scheme yet? Think about it, its not like he's snatching money from the haterz pockets. He's telling his paypigs to pay him bc somebody was critical of him, and they're too dumb to understand that. Fascinating dynamic.

  • @mexiwolf009
    @mexiwolf009 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I disagree” - Eric July. 😅

  • @DeDe-kz1vx
    @DeDe-kz1vx ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Was the guy who called with the 3 min voice mail 1:16:30. His voice sounds a lot like the Nigler, just out of character maybe?

  • @youtubecommenter6883
    @youtubecommenter6883 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Vito has the gift of an inherent sense of rhythm

  • @TheAtticusFinch
    @TheAtticusFinch ปีที่แล้ว +8

    ‘Ask your family.’ That’s the answer every teacher should give when asked a question not about the subject they teach. ITS VERY EASY.

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Such a easy solution

    • @therealajahn
      @therealajahn ปีที่แล้ว

      I ask my history teacher: "What is 2 plus 2?"

    • @TheAtticusFinch
      @TheAtticusFinch ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therealajahn they made that joke on the show. How cringe for you.

    • @therealajahn
      @therealajahn ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheAtticusFinch haven't finished it yet, but I guess great minds think alike

    • @TheAtticusFinch
      @TheAtticusFinch ปีที่แล้ว

      sure you haven't 😌

  • @rektifyr...
    @rektifyr... ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The interesting thing about the Rippaverse is that, if the people he's hiring to write side stories are competent and given artistic freedom, the spinoffs might actually make up for the shitty main story.

    • @WigglyMcWiggly
      @WigglyMcWiggly 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I come from the future, they're not good

  • @noradseven
    @noradseven ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The 1/6th thing is crazy to me, as someone who reads...alot of more indie stuff generally a 2/3 flow from book 1 to 2 is fairly normal, anything better than 50% is okay, and if you break like 80% you nailed it.
    1/6 is insane failure, I can't think of something doing worse than maybe like 1/4 sales(which is a disaster)

  • @MrKrk221988
    @MrKrk221988 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You guys are some of the only people on TH-cam with the balls to criticize Eric July. And you're totally right about Isom being a self-insert character. Both Isom and Eric can't tolerate disrespect, and Eric sees any type of criticism as the ultimate disrespect. Anytime someone just tweets a negative thing about Eric, he launches into a three hour stream to retaliate.

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Superkiller already has an arch nemesis, and he's not even real yet

  • @JohnnyBurnes
    @JohnnyBurnes ปีที่แล้ว +9

    ...He can't make a 2nd issue from the 3.5mil?

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr lol
      Not a big comic person, but you gotta wonder how many "employees" he has under him if he already had the comic written before the funding. How much you think he got to keep of that 2.5 mil from the campaign ?

  • @fancylad1177
    @fancylad1177 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    7:13 Vitos “im a writer” moment

    • @pneumaticautist9364
      @pneumaticautist9364 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so ashamed I didn't catch that

    • @turkeysamwich00
      @turkeysamwich00 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      holy shit he had the exact same pause and exasperated sigh

  • @delirium1326
    @delirium1326 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These raps are becoming my favorite damn part of the show😂. Fucking awesome guys 👍

  • @jaybyhop
    @jaybyhop ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:31 I recently went to Amazon to self publish and ever since, I get messages about people trying to have me critique their writing (none of which have read my material) and my easy way to find out how bad a writer is by scrolling towards the first dialogue.
    If the text for dialogue doesn't have spaces, I don't read. If they have messed up something that basic, I won't even bother.

  • @AM-fw6jl
    @AM-fw6jl ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I want to see Dick give a graduation speech.

    • @DeDe-kz1vx
      @DeDe-kz1vx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      god, id pay for this.

    • @alexalexson1849
      @alexalexson1849 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he did on an old old episode of the dick show. it was a kindergarten graduation speech and was v funny

  • @dustindark4478
    @dustindark4478 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    At least vito admits government is his god and theyre using the schools as churches.

  • @CerebralFriction
    @CerebralFriction ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wheres the Vito fat loss website?

  • @ImaginarySam
    @ImaginarySam ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:04:55 Dick’s dog makes a cameo on the show

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว

      She was trying to break Vito's leg just like she did to Dick. Goes to show you truly can trust any woman....... regardless of species

  • @sheldonjplanktonn
    @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:40:58
    Call to prayer timestamp 😂

    • @jaybyhop
      @jaybyhop ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you, I was looking for it

  • @dandastardly2792
    @dandastardly2792 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    From Jollycaust denial to Spider-Gwen's penial

  • @jhonviel7381
    @jhonviel7381 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    blacked superkiller top kek

  • @turkeysamwich00
    @turkeysamwich00 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I find that I have the opposite problem of Dick a lot of the time. I make music by myself and I just kinda fumble my way through my DAW, and every time I have a problem, it's like "oh just turn your noise reduction off" and I don't know what the fuck that is or where to find it.

  • @channeldave8609
    @channeldave8609 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So July sold each comic for about $57... must've been a great comic!

  • @channeldave8609
    @channeldave8609 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If I had graduated college in 4 years I would have skipped the graduation ceremony. It took me 12 years cause I kept screwing up.

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว

      That's nothing. Highschool took me 9 years

  • @NinjaHuginMunin
    @NinjaHuginMunin ปีที่แล้ว

    I commented on episode 3 or so and you read it on the show, something along the lines of "Jesus Christ Vito your head keeps getting bigger" and I swear it's still happening.

  • @CerebralFriction
    @CerebralFriction ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This episode was a total Jollycaust

  • @TacticalDoodle
    @TacticalDoodle ปีที่แล้ว

    "From unlucky farts, to ugly lady parts"

  • @deepsurface
    @deepsurface ปีที่แล้ว

    Re: isom-- the Bell Curve abides

  • @sheldonjplanktonn
    @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:50:45
    No way lol 2nd call to prayer timestamp!!!! 😂

  • @gucciland
    @gucciland ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:03:16 what’s the title of that comic? I could only find books about coping with dying

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like Mr Mercedes doesn't it?

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually not. My bad, but I think I do remember Kyle talking about something really similar on PKA in the past. I also wanna know the comic

    • @gucciland
      @gucciland ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sheldonjplanktonn Nah I read that book and it was ass. I'll try to ask vito

    • @gucciland
      @gucciland ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sheldonjplanktonn womp womp my memory sucks, nevermind he doesn't know either

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gucciland - Vito didn't know?

  • @basementbrotherscollectibles
    @basementbrotherscollectibles ปีที่แล้ว

    Dick takes > Vito takes…and it’s not even close.
    I get the critiques on ISOM’s writing (and interior art), especially for the price point. I couldn’t get through very well when I made suggestions about format and price point, and unfortunately it’ll most likely end up like Wildstorm or CrossGen unless they listen to constructive criticism better.

  • @bmcshane80
    @bmcshane80 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A Black man is critised and he immediately threatens violence in response
    Colour me Surprised

  • @machine-shopbilly6584
    @machine-shopbilly6584 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm so glad I didn't graduate college because I would have to endure graduation ceremonies

  • @themwhiskers2067
    @themwhiskers2067 ปีที่แล้ว

    when's the teacher's review? i don't have time to watch the full ep til sunday :(

  • @joeimjoe
    @joeimjoe ปีที่แล้ว

    Is there a way to pay on vitoloses by just sending crypto?

  • @sadcatgang
    @sadcatgang ปีที่แล้ว

    His teeth are only a little buck tho 💓🥰

  • @straybeans6561
    @straybeans6561 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dick’s hair looked thin in this episode. Great show btw

    • @AM-fw6jl
      @AM-fw6jl ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His hair is wet. It dries by the end. I feel weird that I noticed this.

  • @VIRTUALCENT
    @VIRTUALCENT ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What about a freezer lol

  • @dustindark4478
    @dustindark4478 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So you have no right to other people's children, vito. Thinking you do is grooming.

    • @dustindark4478
      @dustindark4478 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People say trans women aren't women because it's true. No reason needed to say true things.

    • @bustabusts
      @bustabusts ปีที่แล้ว

      they teach the children what they are. exploited individuals that have no moral compass. if all you know is violence and degeneracy than all you can teach is that thing.

    • @xLordOfNothingx
      @xLordOfNothingx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dustindark4478 there is no reason to lie either and people do it anyways, whats your point?

  • @Dusty141
    @Dusty141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Still no number for Vito’s weight?

  • @TheAtticusFinch
    @TheAtticusFinch ปีที่แล้ว

    Hello Fresh baby, problem solved

  • @dustindark4478
    @dustindark4478 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    No child has two dads or two moms. That's not how children are made. Every person has one mother and father. Having custody or guardianship or banging a kinds mom doesnt make them your child.

    • @geekbro6265
      @geekbro6265 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, my ex was hell bent on me treating her kid as if he was my child but the minute I tried to discipline him all hell broke loose 😅

  • @TheAtticusFinch
    @TheAtticusFinch ปีที่แล้ว

    Vito knows about God Parents, right.

  • @mattc88
    @mattc88 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm a single parent and the vito is 100% right about the parental wisdom problem. You don't know shit, the first 6 months are spent just being relieved its still alive.

    • @dustindark4478
      @dustindark4478 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Therefore the government has the right to teach your children ideological positions that you disagree with? Would you agree that Muslims have a right to educate everyone's kids about morality because you were a nervous parent?

    • @mattc88
      @mattc88 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dustindark4478 are you on crack, what's that got to do with what I said lol

    • @geekbro6265
      @geekbro6265 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Doesn’t matter, unless it’s full on abuse no one else has any right on what a parent chooses to do with their kids

  • @tomo-wg5pz
    @tomo-wg5pz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Isom 1:28:52

  • @takethesnakeroberts5723
    @takethesnakeroberts5723 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Good show! Tell kids about the gays, also tell them a private entity was given control of our money, to prevent financial crisis that was then followed by the biggest financial crisis ever...

  • @sheldonjplanktonn
    @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kaboooooooom!

  • @claptrapthedestroyer
    @claptrapthedestroyer ปีที่แล้ว

    I think it’s fair to assume isom 2 will make much less money. People go to comic stores JUST to buy issue #1s just to see if they’ll be worth something in the future. Which we know that Isom won’t stand the test of time.
    BUY SUPERKILLER YALL

  • @elizabethemoji1603
    @elizabethemoji1603 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can I guess Vito's weight? He is tall right? Over 6 feet? I say maybe around 230 lbs. I think he looks great either way, so. Have fun with your weight loss journey Vito

    • @elizabethemoji1603
      @elizabethemoji1603 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CodySvsTheNet Yes that is my guess!

    • @elizabethemoji1603
      @elizabethemoji1603 ปีที่แล้ว

      My Grandfather was 180 and thin and he was 6'2

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Vito has said he's 6 foot even.....+ an inch or 2

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว

      With that being said. I'ma say he's 280ish.

  • @Joederk
    @Joederk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm legit interested in SuperKiller. After ur pitch on DP I was sold

  • @huntermccoy7641
    @huntermccoy7641 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hows backed by work I'm not well

  • @lambertar
    @lambertar ปีที่แล้ว

    Milk in the US goes bad the moment it gets out of the factory. I bought milk when I was on a trip in Florida and for real, as soon as the carton is opened it smells like old cheese. Now, Canada's milk, that's some good milk.

  • @mysticmarbles
    @mysticmarbles ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guys. The point of school is state funded daycare so that the parents can work. Stay at home mom works fine until they hit puberty and she can no longer control them. And you don't want mom in charge of educating them. At least there's some male teachers. That's why we can't get rid of school.

  • @jareds8729
    @jareds8729 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i used to like the nerdrotic channel until i saw him wearing a rippaverse shirt in his latest star wars vid. he's always preaching good story telling and he's wearing that wanker's merch. i no longer believe anything he says

    • @basementbrotherscollectibles
      @basementbrotherscollectibles ปีที่แล้ว

      You ignore Gary’s takes bc he wore a T-Shirt you don’t like and is friends w/ 1 guy you don’t like?

  • @glowlend1439
    @glowlend1439 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:46:10

  • @LordWolfenstein
    @LordWolfenstein ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eric is a rapper. You should set him up against Billy the Fridge in your content creator rap battle.

  • @raywombat
    @raywombat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Howdy Frens

  • @GTnYo
    @GTnYo ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Minions suck and I hate them.

  • @CerebralFriction
    @CerebralFriction ปีที่แล้ว

    LFG

  • @mollygriswold7979
    @mollygriswold7979 ปีที่แล้ว

    53:30

  • @elizabethemoji1603
    @elizabethemoji1603 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't care about Eric July and I bet most of the people who bought his comic bought it for the art. Even if the story sucks ballz, at least the art has to be great.

  • @smithjohn3080
    @smithjohn3080 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trying to forward through and everytime it stops on Vito saying "kids" or "children".... try it for yourself.. pick any random spot in this episode 😂

  • @hellohello-zn5im
    @hellohello-zn5im ปีที่แล้ว

    Gwen is 15 Vito.

  • @bostonmatty
    @bostonmatty ปีที่แล้ว

    i KNEW dick was gonna take the call to prayer down the pokémon road again 🥸

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is that something that you like or disliked?

    • @bostonmatty
      @bostonmatty ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sheldonjplanktonn love it

    • @sheldonjplanktonn
      @sheldonjplanktonn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@bostonmatty - the call to prayer might be one of the best bits in podcast history

  • @frankmahaney3014
    @frankmahaney3014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm glad Eric found success, but I like people that are honest on reviews and all the people giving Isom rave reviews are just kissing up cause he has a lot of viewers and eventually they hope to shill their shit on his podcast.