Giant Squid Attacks Surfboard!

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  • A giant squid wraps its tentacles around my surf board and things just escalate from there!
    You can watch the full video here - • Surfers find an injure...
    #giantsquid #squid #scary #ocean #monster #surfing #kraken
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  • @Ajay-dy3xw
    @Ajay-dy3xw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17217

    Guy: *gets dragged down and dies*
    Girl: funniest shit i've ever seen

    • @bigfckingbug10k45
      @bigfckingbug10k45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

      Also her: what do you mean it wasn't funny!

    • @bigfckingbug10k45
      @bigfckingbug10k45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Cooler Rafael Suprayogi lol

    • @Signs-tm9cv
      @Signs-tm9cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Then she gets dragged down to the bottom( Friend appears.) Not so funny now is it.

    • @nevaehlheaven
      @nevaehlheaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂 oh my God.

    • @teemo7714
      @teemo7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      the squid was not in the least dangerous. the squid was half dead and posted no threat at all. this channel has another video directly after this one where they take the squid out and make it die faster so it doesn't have to suffer as much. these squids (I think this one is a baby) only comes this close to the surface when they're almost dead. looks like this one got attacked by a shark or something.

  • @BrianVelez
    @BrianVelez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64588

    I don’t think this girl understands how serious this could have turned. 😳

    • @vvaldbeere
      @vvaldbeere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8714

      My thought exactly. I'd feel more comfortable having a big shark around me.

    • @dukebongo2433
      @dukebongo2433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9926

      This Squid is easily more dangerous than any Shark I can't understand why she is even laughing

    • @diddyxl
      @diddyxl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5570

      That could have drowned him in an instant. The dumb nervous laugh from her..🙄

    • @iamyoureson5013
      @iamyoureson5013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +911

      @@dukebongo2433 how ? Shark more dangerous

    • @dukebongo2433
      @dukebongo2433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7038

      @@iamyoureson5013 Sharks are not as agressive towards humans as this squid species is, making them more dangerous

  • @laurasutcliffe723
    @laurasutcliffe723 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +325

    I’m surprised that lady in the background didn’t summon some dolphins for help with that laugh.

    • @user-ww1uq9dc5x
      @user-ww1uq9dc5x 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂😂😂

    • @smukase
      @smukase 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Lmfao

    • @modalize
      @modalize 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      wow that's a good one mate

    • @defeatSpace
      @defeatSpace 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      🤧💀

  • @brdavis4471
    @brdavis4471 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    "What's that?"
    "Oh that's a 20ft Great White Shark"
    "HAHAHA!!!"

  • @nithinsankarpnithinsankarp3603
    @nithinsankarpnithinsankarp3603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7859

    Stay away from that girl . She is more Dangerous than that squid.

    • @JessieP07
      @JessieP07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@yourlieswantsavehim2494 mkay incel this really isn't your moment to shine since she was laughing at her friend getting freaked out by a half dead squid that they went out to drag to shore to help shorten its death so it would suffer for as long. I mean, imagine her laughing when she's aware the situation isn't dangerous in the least. Oh wait you'd have to have a brain first.

    • @faeries240
      @faeries240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@yourlieswantsavehim2494 I don’t understand?

    • @primmsysjs2203
      @primmsysjs2203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @AMANDA LEONG Moe no it’s not

    • @ronaldweasley2616
      @ronaldweasley2616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@primmsysjs2203 it was

    • @kushpaladin
      @kushpaladin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@primmsysjs2203 yeah it actually is dying. the flesh turns to a pale white when its dying, as you might have noticed if you have eaten squid. and the squid would never come to the surface. they are deep sea creatures, but due to the high levels of ammonium ions it causes their body to float to the surface when it's dying

  • @MissPandaButt
    @MissPandaButt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28231

    It’s all fun and games till someone gets DRAGGED.

    • @trek0002
      @trek0002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

      That's how u start a thriller suspense movie.

    • @PersonOfRandomnesss
      @PersonOfRandomnesss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      It's on the brink of death, ain't no one getting hurt.

    • @khadiah5486
      @khadiah5486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Right like tf lol

    • @ramenfoxe2941
      @ramenfoxe2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Just my phobia...

    • @jessicaocasio6130
      @jessicaocasio6130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Omg exactly what I said

  • @maxschmerz574
    @maxschmerz574 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1137

    What an insane laughter.... Wondering if she would laugh the same way if the Octopus would be on her Board...

    • @markoursic2685
      @markoursic2685 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      no need to wonder, we all know the answer, by the way nice friend or girlfriend of his 🤮

    • @messixavibarca4ever
      @messixavibarca4ever 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Agree with you all. And then would be news about how animals attack people or something like that. Who came to who? Sorry people, but we need protect animals at all cost. We all know who is the biggest threat in nature.

    • @dotcom3015
      @dotcom3015 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      It’s a scary situation, but also an insane situation. Not everyone will have a perfect reaction in the moment.

    • @niiiiiko
      @niiiiiko 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      agreed, but also thats not an octopus

    • @jfm14
      @jfm14 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ​@@dotcom3015 Exactly. Everyone reacts differently in situations like that. Inappropriate laughter is very common.

  • @skehleben7699
    @skehleben7699 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    Wonder why the squid was attached to the rope? They typically won't be up near the surface in daylight hours so it was quite possibly sick or dying.

    • @Phantom-bh5ru
      @Phantom-bh5ru หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Because it’s dying. Probably just grabbing anything it could to stay afloat.

    • @davepumphernickel9568
      @davepumphernickel9568 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      True once your at the bottom of the sea it’s a feeding party for every critter down there, things low energy just hoping it can recharge or to pass comfortably.

  • @qine6559
    @qine6559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3403

    Imagine drowning to what you thought was your friend's shrill laughter

    • @batmansummer9236
      @batmansummer9236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @bettycooper5029
      @bettycooper5029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can do that except i Don't have any friend.😭

    • @ryanhollstein4164
      @ryanhollstein4164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The stuff of nightmares

    • @vossdaboss7566
      @vossdaboss7566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @John Conquest shut ur fucking mouth dude. U have no idea about the possibilities of the oceans atmosphere and the dynamic of thassolophobia, u haven’t expierence a centimeter of artificial intelligence that goes through the squids brain let alone stepped in the shoes of the ecosystem to even have a small frame of insight as to what the aerodynamics are of these creatures, stop being fucking ignorant and read about the aerial structure that enforced these wild animals and keep your mouth zipped.

    • @ritam8767
      @ritam8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@vossdaboss7566 i do agree with you, but stop misusing complicated terms to sound smart

  • @dumbleduke4225
    @dumbleduke4225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14418

    Just a baby kraken practising for when it’s bigger and can sink ships

    • @phillipsmith3102
      @phillipsmith3102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Agreed, if that was my paddle-board and I was wearing solid rubber boots my weapon of choice would be a high voltage stun gun and then i'd go Captain Nemo on it's ass!!

    • @joetyler835
      @joetyler835 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Phillip Smith you commented this more than once

    • @phillipsmith3102
      @phillipsmith3102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Joe Tyler, was I not permitted to comment more than once?? Have I breached any sort of quota or youtube guideline??

    • @A4ANT
      @A4ANT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Phillip Smith - sounds so nice.. you had to say it twice.

    • @cameronconnell6870
      @cameronconnell6870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂 ur right

  • @NeuralNetworkChannel
    @NeuralNetworkChannel 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    This situation reminded me of a joke. There was a dispute between a fishing boat and a giant squid in the port. The fishing boat claimed to have caught the giant squid and the giant squid claimed that HE caught the fishing boat

    • @ericparrish1515
      @ericparrish1515 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I thought somebody said stand closer.

  • @zacharylowe8083
    @zacharylowe8083 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +370

    Up until 20 years ago we knew almost nothing about these creatures, and many scientists didn’t believe they were real. Could you imagine if this happened to you 20 years ago and people treating you like you saw a UFO 😂

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Nah, man, you gotta go further than 20 years for that.
      At least 50 at this point

    • @zacharylowe8083
      @zacharylowe8083 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@grim_2000 2007 was the first time we got a still picture photograph. It was a team of Japanese people. There had been dead ones that had washed up on shore, but people treated them as hoaxes. There’s a documentary on the original Japanese crew.

    • @CR-og5ho
      @CR-og5ho 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@grim_2000 pretty obvious you werent around 20 years ago from this comment lol.

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@CR-og5ho
      I read about giant squids in the 90s, so you're off.

    • @MichaelWinter-ss6lx
      @MichaelWinter-ss6lx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I read about giant squids in the '90s, yeah, and in the same magazine they wrote about BigFoot.
      🚀🏴‍☠️🎸

  • @rednome6596
    @rednome6596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8402

    The new pirates of the Caribbean movie is looking great

    • @r.3030
      @r.3030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeah already watched the whole movie 1000000×××××××♾️ times

    • @SupremeSandals
      @SupremeSandals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Despite being on budget

    • @jovelmalinao4069
      @jovelmalinao4069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Low budget 😅

    • @goodpol5022
      @goodpol5022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don’t want to be that guy but Caribbean is spelled with one R.

    • @randomgirl8684
      @randomgirl8684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That killed me 🤣

  • @americanrebelking8337
    @americanrebelking8337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16348

    300 years ago this would be the scariest sea story told in some fishing town.

    • @zac1953
      @zac1953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +648

      Nothing scariest than a man swallowed by a giant whale kept in darkness and was on the edge of squeezing and death but then thrown in to the open shore and survived.

    • @CaseyAngelicaHardy
      @CaseyAngelicaHardy ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@zac1953 😭😭😭😂😂 Jonah was wild

    • @zac1953
      @zac1953 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@CaseyAngelicaHardy also named Yūnus

    • @sonocoleichesono2888
      @sonocoleichesono2888 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genius❤

    • @eisenherz9515
      @eisenherz9515 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Back when they were larger

  • @soegenr.6586
    @soegenr.6586 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +335

    Giant squid live at great depths and in the cold and are usually in the process of dying on the warmer water surface. The squid is already missing part of its tentacle and its movements are weak. This could indicate a previous battle that he will probably not survive. There is no reason to panic or to laugh like a maniac

    • @loganatori6117
      @loganatori6117 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Wow what a dumb bitch why didn't she have extensive knowledge on some random subject like I do"
      That's what you sound like

    • @JM-zk9ou
      @JM-zk9ou 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yeah, it looks sick. 😢

    • @wentaoguan
      @wentaoguan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      From a safe perspective with avalible information at hand on your laptop perhaps.
      The average person in his situation who doesn't dwell too much on marine life will think he is being attacked by a giant, rarely seen squid. He will not have any knowledge about this. The person's reaction to scream was quite justified as his primal fight or flight instinct for his life kicked in.

    • @soegenr.6586
      @soegenr.6586 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@wentaoguan
      I adapt my behavior to my perception. Slow movements of the squid, a shortened tentacle and attempts to hold on to the board do not appear aggressive, it dies. Nature is not our enemy and staying calm is always good advice

    • @redpug5042
      @redpug5042 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      the temperature is the least of its concerns. The pressure difference is so incredible from just a small decrease in depth (think about your ears popping when diving), the effects of hundreds of feet can be deadly if changed too quickly

  • @dondraper3871
    @dondraper3871 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Intervention from kind squid trying to warn a man against his annoying girlfriend" would be a more accurate title for this video.

  • @dwightclark7627
    @dwightclark7627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2650

    Guy: "OMG! It's got me! I can't get loose! Help! Help! *gurgle*"
    Girl:" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HYYYYHHHHHHHH! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    • @prasanthpr6343
      @prasanthpr6343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alxandromeda4182
      @alxandromeda4182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That was what she waiting for, she wants the dude die lmao

    • @bishal5921
      @bishal5921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Boy from heaven: But I died for your TH-cam content.
      Girl : awww, I love you but as a 👻

    • @huh864
      @huh864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dontmindme4169
      @dontmindme4169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like the first person to die in a movie

  • @AronRa
    @AronRa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14997

    If this had happened before cell phones and GoPros, no one would have believed it.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Nice to see you! Your videos are great and helped me with explaining a lot of stuff to my father!

    • @soflodoug
      @soflodoug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      AronRa I thought that,too. Everything you can imagine happens. People are weird. Another video seems mentally sick man dumping eels into a lake in prospect park new york. Weirdos everywhere.

    • @Jason-iz6ob
      @Jason-iz6ob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      It did happen back then. And the sailors got called crazy for telling stories about sea monsters and kraken.

    • @silvergg8152
      @silvergg8152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      holy shit its the man himself

    • @davidsalazar13
      @davidsalazar13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Love this guy!

  • @Catfishguy
    @Catfishguy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Man: just minding his own business
    Davy jones: “and I took that personally”

  • @jamesd2282
    @jamesd2282 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    That's a Humboldt squid, not a giant squid but scary as hell still.

    • @kyzer422
      @kyzer422 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      The really scary thing about Humboldts is the sheer numbers they hunt in - sometimes over a thousand.

    • @Gentleman...Driver
      @Gentleman...Driver หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@kyzer422 Despite I am living far away from the ocean, this disturbing information will keep me awake this night. Thank you.

    • @dnbsoldier7259
      @dnbsoldier7259 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Not to mention, they fly through the water like missiles, are extremely intelligent, and have consistently displayed zero fear of humans. Their tentacles are lined with razor sharp teeth...and then there's the beak. Murder Squishies

    • @ligairi
      @ligairi หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Humbolt can kill you, easily

    • @snorkle628
      @snorkle628 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ligairiany animal that gets that big can kill u easily

  • @unknown5yearsago799
    @unknown5yearsago799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4460

    Damn that dolphin was a savage, u hear it laughing in the background

  • @Dadc0rd
    @Dadc0rd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9761

    Him: *Enjoying peacefully*
    Squid: *"I've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty"*

    • @HeadgooseDF
      @HeadgooseDF 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Best comment of 2021

    • @nightjack450
      @nightjack450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      lol

    • @alceratops6853
      @alceratops6853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @angeliquelewis2534
      @angeliquelewis2534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @realpookiegaming
      @realpookiegaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      worst comment and no sense of 2021

  • @Spaceflightlover2010
    @Spaceflightlover2010 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    Considering that thing has a beak that can take a large chunk of flesh out of you effortlessly, I would say he handled that very well.

    • @MustardSkaven
      @MustardSkaven 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yeah I don't get why the woman was laughing. She wouldn't be laughing if it was holding on to HER board.

    • @argop4518
      @argop4518 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MustardSkaventhat woman might have watched too much tentacle porn

    • @aatroxie
      @aatroxie 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MustardSkaven because the squid is dying you moron. everyone, if they are smart enough, knows that giant squids live at the deep dark depths of the ocean and only surface when they are dying/ill or injured. it's clutching onto the board because it is dying and giant squids are apparently know to do such things. the squid was too weak to do anything to the guy or the girl, regardless. you can laugh when you know your safe lmfao

    • @alyssahansen1400
      @alyssahansen1400 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      The squid has turned pale and is going up to the surface- I think it is dying. Probably is weak because of it- not in peak health at all. This is similar behavior I've seen in other videos of squid who died sadly. Because of this reason I don't think the humans were really in any danger (generally squid aren't aggressive to humans anyway).

    • @Archimedes.5000
      @Archimedes.5000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ah yeah because giant squids are well known to attack people on the surface
      Lol, lmao even

  • @luckycasper6721
    @luckycasper6721 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Squid:" i think I'll surf a little bit...."😂

  • @brainfetzerorigin
    @brainfetzerorigin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4045

    "Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu?"

    • @JamahlAx
      @JamahlAx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      😭😂😭😂😭😂☠️🪦☠️☠️😭😂😭☠️☠️😂😂☠️🪦

    • @iwasawa1000
      @iwasawa1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XD

    • @giovannilobeira9688
      @giovannilobeira9688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Brainfetzer you're comment made me laugh 😂☠️😂

    • @KingRooney89
      @KingRooney89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      “Contrary to popular beliefs we are actually the religion of peace. Demonic leader or not”

    • @nirvanaaa1989
      @nirvanaaa1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao

  • @LifeWithUs
    @LifeWithUs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9573

    I totally thought this was click bait. I'm genuinely horrified now

    • @inSpihr
      @inSpihr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Life With Us I was like, come on man, this has got to be click bait.

    • @supernuper12
      @supernuper12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      dont be it is really rare that you see one

    • @himynameistaylor
      @himynameistaylor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Horrified. I’d be so scared

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Life With Us sweet little vids like this are never clickbait

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Life With Us i’m pretty sure he like catched hit or something, since the squid is like on a rope and the guy is holding the rope

  • @mjspirit2631
    @mjspirit2631 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +110

    Her giggling screech is like ear cringing fingernails on a chalkboard 🙉
    Felt badly for the giant squid

    • @Red_Boar
      @Red_Boar 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I felt it

    • @dinarusso3320
      @dinarusso3320 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂 Exactly what I said! So irritating and inappropriate to laugh

  • @SailfishSoundSystem
    @SailfishSoundSystem 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Her laugh sounds like it's from Evil Dead.

  • @joesubel
    @joesubel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9901

    My soul would've left my body

    • @aldryxz1023
      @aldryxz1023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      J J your picture fits your comment perfectly lol

    • @pitsesmple6876
      @pitsesmple6876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      monkaOMEGA

    • @wawathulu5637
      @wawathulu5637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Mine has a long time ago

    • @padrevillalpando7011
      @padrevillalpando7011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Solid eight

    • @haki4066
      @haki4066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A squid aint that bad tho

  • @JABRIEL251
    @JABRIEL251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2160

    Squid: We've been trying to reach about your car's extended warranty.

  • @SquirrelGamez
    @SquirrelGamez 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Squid: "Hey! Hey, sir! Hey, can I borrow this, please?"

  • @moviesynopsis001
    @moviesynopsis001 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    When squid come to the surface like this it means they are about to die, it was no harm to this person and was most likely its last few hours alive.

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All the more reason to float back to the surface and have a bbq

  • @daltongoh9062
    @daltongoh9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    *Tentacle grabs guy and drags him down to the ocean deep all while biting him and tearing his flesh into pieces
    Girlfriend: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH*

    • @AtollEntertainment
      @AtollEntertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Tentacle grabs guy and drags him down deep into the ocean, but suddenly stops when a giant great white eats the squid
      And then eats the guy
      Girlfriend: Hahaha, now that is FUNNY.

    • @Florence-qp1vb
      @Florence-qp1vb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hahahahahahaahah omg hahahahahaahhahaha hes drowning hahahahahaha ahahahaahah

    • @ritesha8050
      @ritesha8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      These squids actually do pull people under water when they r in groups

    • @randomchannel7851
      @randomchannel7851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Girl: *hyena noises*

    • @captainp.2721
      @captainp.2721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Girlfriend? Nah. Hyena more like.

  • @ineedabetterusername7424
    @ineedabetterusername7424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8950

    The squid isn't attacking him -- it's dying, and trying to keep itself afloat. It's just trying to hold on to the board. You can't see it very well in the rest of the video, but its mantle appears quite pale near the beginning, which is possibly a sign of shock. It also looks like the skin might be shredded a little, which would fit with injury; cephalopods' flesh turns white at points of injury, and during blood loss.
    It's not uncommon for dying giant squid to float up to the surface just before death. Most of the specimens fishermen and scientists find are way above their normal depth -- especially during daytime.
    Plus, this type of squid-- which must be a young giant squid,, or a ridiculously massive Humboldt-- either way, both are normally known for being aggressive and explosive in their movements -- but this one looks like it can barely move.
    No wonder it's trying to latch onto the board.

    • @sibe5730
      @sibe5730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

      Yea agree it is not acting correctly

    • @leon987664321
      @leon987664321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      And the guy has a rope around him

    • @cautarepvp2079
      @cautarepvp2079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      i see some comments above with dumb people saying that this js moee dangerous than a shark? Cmon..
      a shark will eat you so fkcing bad

    • @diemilch555
      @diemilch555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +697

      @@cautarepvp2079 A squid will eat you so fucking bad as well

    • @dimplepascua3921
      @dimplepascua3921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

      I was thinking the same. Giant squids are supposed to be in deep waters.

  • @jaystepp150
    @jaystepp150 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    That must be how Captain Jack Sparrow
    Felt when he was devoured by his kraken

  • @acourdide5093
    @acourdide5093 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    It looks like he was coming to ask for help or a last moment of compassion before dying... We can't imagine how intelligent these creatures are, just like octopuses.

    • @That-Dude
      @That-Dude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They are very different from octopi, jumbo squid are very aggressive. The marine biologist that first tried to film their activity fell in the water with them, and they attacked him.

    • @dfeator6661
      @dfeator6661 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@That-Dude source? this sounds cool

    • @That-Dude
      @That-Dude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dfeator6661 I got some wires crossed, this guy made a documentary and did get attacked but he wasn't killed. An author wrote a fictional tale based on his experience where the character is ripped apart. It's still interesting and horrifying. These were also jumbo squid not giant squid.

    • @That-Dude
      @That-Dude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dfeator6661 His name is Alex Kerstitch

    • @anitadobrater3356
      @anitadobrater3356 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😥

  • @beaum8592
    @beaum8592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4626

    Potentialy very dangerous encounter with giant squid.
    Girlfriend: cant stop laughing

    • @bradtolch
      @bradtolch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Giant squid also have hooks in their suckers. This man is lucky it didnt get a grab on him

    • @t1len666
      @t1len666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Jay Vigilant tf you mean playing with it he legit jumps off when the tentacles come close to him cuz he's scared

    • @Henrik.Yngvesson
      @Henrik.Yngvesson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @Jay Vigilant Don't let your tentacle hentai fantasies fool you, they have a large parrot like beak hidden in there.

    • @nerfninja661
      @nerfninja661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cant they pull u under?

    • @Voldycssm19
      @Voldycssm19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That squid was either exhausted or near dead, it couldn't have been very dangerous

  • @jen0s414
    @jen0s414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3861

    Friend: *about to get killed by a giant squid*
    Her: *Hilarious*

    • @PersonOfRandomnesss
      @PersonOfRandomnesss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Is a worm dying on the sidewalk about to kill someone? That's how near death and weak this squid is.

    • @jav8094
      @jav8094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      P sure laughing is a valid coping mechanism 🙄

    • @tda9440
      @tda9440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      TKnowledge I mean I don’t think squids are worms but I see your point

    • @piggybackshiggy
      @piggybackshiggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nah, squids don't really fuck with humans. They tend to eat smaller fish. It was more than likely just curious. Smart little squishy things.

    • @hazwanjaidey8314
      @hazwanjaidey8314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@PersonOfRandomnesss with squid that size can easily pull you to the ocean depth.

  • @canadiansoviet
    @canadiansoviet 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Alternate title: _Cackling of the Sea Witch_

  • @BlackSkull1984
    @BlackSkull1984 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'Leave it Sea Boarder, your board was now sent to Davy Surfer's Locker"

  • @addieeeson
    @addieeeson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2383

    Girl: *husahheudhshahaaskskree*
    _Squid proceeds to grab onto man and drag him down_
    Girl: *husahheudhshahaaskskree*

    • @ALBATROSS00
      @ALBATROSS00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      this is female

    • @iplaydrunk247
      @iplaydrunk247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I was wondering how to type her laugh, you sir, are a LEGEND!

    • @addieeeson
      @addieeeson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      iplaydrunk247
      Lol, just smash your face on the keyboard and you basically got her laugh in one

    • @stupor_mundi
      @stupor_mundi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anonymous Another day, another gay.

    • @Martin666
      @Martin666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @Bekah shut the fuck up bitch

  • @fitlawnguy
    @fitlawnguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14996

    Can't believe it wasn't clickbait

    • @st7gaming487
      @st7gaming487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Hybrid Athletix say thank you to GoPro

    • @aaronmanalo6733
      @aaronmanalo6733 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Hybrid Athletix to im actually thanking this guy for not clickbaiting

    • @Olibro_64
      @Olibro_64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Thought the same thing.

    • @catlover6629
      @catlover6629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or butter

    • @UkranianStallion
      @UkranianStallion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hybrid Athletix I know right? What the hell

  • @namtrng8479
    @namtrng8479 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Squid: "Help! I'm drowning."

  • @kurtisblow2956
    @kurtisblow2956 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The squids like I'll save you from that laugh buddy

  • @gisellefernandez8104
    @gisellefernandez8104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5512

    Imagine having to hear her laugh before getting dragged to the bottom of the ocean & dying

    • @user-ib3yf4xm8r
      @user-ib3yf4xm8r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      guy wraps rope around squid, what do you expect

    • @iandavidvillaloboswong5180
      @iandavidvillaloboswong5180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Im sure most people on the internet dont experience human contact but this comment section is just on another level. You guys never heard of nervous laughter?

    • @osmomosis9216
      @osmomosis9216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      @@iandavidvillaloboswong5180 That does NOT sound like a nervous laughter at all.

    • @Shadab9617
      @Shadab9617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Those girls don't know how to react for that situation. That was dangerous attack

    • @jonjones3958
      @jonjones3958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That laugh was grating

  • @citizenearth71
    @citizenearth71 ปีที่แล้ว +18851

    He held his cool when faced with a kraken and a cackling hyena at the same time. Impressive.

    • @TheSwiftblad3
      @TheSwiftblad3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      lmaooo

    • @TheSwiftblad3
      @TheSwiftblad3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@msannthrope1863 so you are telling us that this is normal behaviour for a woman or why do you call him a mysogynist?

    • @msannthrope1863
      @msannthrope1863 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheSwiftblad3 another misogynist. Shocking to find two on here when they’re so rare.

    • @citizenearth71
      @citizenearth71 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@msannthrope1863 As a female myself, I have no idea. Lol!

    • @msannthrope1863
      @msannthrope1863 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@citizenearth71 Oh. Hang on. I thought for sure that was a dude who wrote that. Well, I’m guessing you were on Team Depp. Amirite?

  • @filosofotacio8950
    @filosofotacio8950 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm so old that I remember it was such a big deal that a live giant squid has never been filmed or captured in images, just always washing up dead somewhere.

  • @gundamdetractor337
    @gundamdetractor337 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    moral of the story: always have a harpoon mounted on your surfboard.

    • @Gentleman...Driver
      @Gentleman...Driver หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Dont swim/surf with shrill laughing girls that dont understand serious situations.

  • @revenant777x8
    @revenant777x8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9264

    I bet she wouldn't be laughing if the squid was on her board.

    • @mrs.b0742
      @mrs.b0742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Ya

    • @gamerknown
      @gamerknown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      I've seen that anime

    • @poopscoop6215
      @poopscoop6215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      No she'd be expecting the men to save her

    • @chimsloyalty3880
      @chimsloyalty3880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@gamerknown oh no

    • @rogertruong5751
      @rogertruong5751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Man of culture I see

  • @alaksandra1979
    @alaksandra1979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2923

    Squid: Ex-excuse me sir! Do you -hey hold still! Do you have time to hear about our dark lord and savior Cthulu? 🐙

    • @casja
      @casja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      you have outdone yourself with this comment 😭😂

    • @CAZMO410
      @CAZMO410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Those damn Cthulu witnesses

    • @youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348
      @youneedhelpyoukeepstarring8348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      😂 not gonna lie thats actually cute 😂😂💕

    • @sofastealer0253
      @sofastealer0253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That is a legend righ there and the octopus too

    • @realpookiegaming
      @realpookiegaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@casja only they got dislikes

  • @MysteriMustacheToast
    @MysteriMustacheToast หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    To be honest, her laugh is more horrifying than the squid

  • @cantdriveslo
    @cantdriveslo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You can tell that was a nervous laughter

  • @siberwolf33
    @siberwolf33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4425

    That was really scary. I'd be freaking out if I was paddle boarding and someone started laughing like that. Also there was a squid.

    • @ERDESH01
      @ERDESH01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      🤣 that laugh was icky!

    • @lisacollins5868
      @lisacollins5868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😁😁😁😁😁😋😉

    • @eemsyy94
      @eemsyy94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      siberwolf33 id try to pet the squid

    • @ayshrd7013
      @ayshrd7013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Your comment plus hearing the laugh killed me lol

    • @sumboredazn
      @sumboredazn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      she had that crazy bitch laugh too

  • @freekvonk8586
    @freekvonk8586 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6046

    "Excuse me, Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Cthulu?"

  • @jacktherripper
    @jacktherripper 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Your time is up. It comes now, drawn with ravenous hunger to the man what bears the black spot"

  • @pacificoslim
    @pacificoslim 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is why I don't go into the ocean. I know the minute I dip my feet in the water Davey Jones is going to summon a kraken to drag my ass down.

  • @philyoutuber7270
    @philyoutuber7270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4885

    Imagine getting attacked by an apex predator in an environment where it has a huge advantage against you and you hear some chick just laughing like she’s seeing the funniest thing ever…

    • @atte9702
      @atte9702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Yea its a scary situation but the girl didn't know it was dangerous and at the end of the day it was barely alive anymore so I doubt it would have had the strength to kill him anyways

    • @renaldsunset
      @renaldsunset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I swear these womvn will do the dumbest things. You can clearly hear in her voice that she’s aware of the danger but she’s trying to play it off

    • @charliethenecromancer4422
      @charliethenecromancer4422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Good thing the Squid was in a dying phase and too weak to really do anything substantial

    • @mimilune2746
      @mimilune2746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yall see a woman do anything and shit yall pant over it

    • @skip031890
      @skip031890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mimilune2746 Because most of them act stupid.

  • @misterspiderthemagnificent9268
    @misterspiderthemagnificent9268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    Squid: "Excuse me sir, but could I have a moment of your time to tell you about our Lord and saviour his greatness Lord CTHULHU?"

  • @televitanuki
    @televitanuki 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    man how i hate those ''friends'' laugh their asses off while you actually are in real panic and in possible danger

  • @Noasd2537
    @Noasd2537 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro is having the mini kraken problem 💀

  • @obsidiannutsack551
    @obsidiannutsack551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    "So, why are you afraid of deep waters?"
    Me:

    • @JNL37Dyxce5
      @JNL37Dyxce5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have animals and birds look😁🐘

    • @Asphyxia72gaming
      @Asphyxia72gaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JNL37Dyxce5 I get your point

    • @observingeye9579
      @observingeye9579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@JNL37Dyxce5 ...why did you make 'animals' and 'birds' two different things? You do realize birds ARE animals right ;-;

    • @shumono3254
      @shumono3254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@observingeye9579 nah man.birds are made by the government, have you forgotten that?

  • @velveetaslingshot
    @velveetaslingshot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1465

    Squid: "Dude...*heavy breathing*....seriously. ....lemme chill fer a sec........ughhh.....ive been swimming all day......"

    • @ss4i833
      @ss4i833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOOO

    • @englandprince92
      @englandprince92 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looool

    • @majesty3978
      @majesty3978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Blyndir
      @Blyndir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      velveetaslingshot "Sure thing, buddy, no problem." *Starts googling "price of squid meat per pound"*

    • @buttercup141312
      @buttercup141312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It literally just has to stop swimming and let the water take it if it wanted to rest lmao. It was probably just curious what the he’ll the board was.

  • @theerrantknightinthemist
    @theerrantknightinthemist 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A squid who attacks a man on his board, will attack a whole boat like a kraken

  • @reno-san87
    @reno-san87 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Squids like "They say you're the guy to see about surf lessons"

  • @PrinceRevolver
    @PrinceRevolver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    Squid: Bro, just come to the bottom of the ocean with me. I have so much to show ya.

    • @smrk
      @smrk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I can show you the world...underworld

    • @uwu-kg5ic
      @uwu-kg5ic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wHo LiVes in a PiNeApPle uNder The sEa?

    • @jordansmith3597
      @jordansmith3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That squid is real life version of ol’ Greg

    • @CantStopFashion
      @CantStopFashion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jordansmith3597 I'm ol' Greg, pleased to meet you. Ever drink baileys from a shoe? 😂😂🤣🍻

    • @godspeed6096
      @godspeed6096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can you listen to me playing my clarinet bro?

  • @mydailyreward2090
    @mydailyreward2090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1792

    Me: watches a dolphin documentary
    TH-cam Recommended: *So YoU LiKe OcEaN CrEaTuReS?*

    • @haseeb4435
      @haseeb4435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So now you know dolphins are rapist

    • @saroniikawaii
      @saroniikawaii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SAME 🐬🤣

    • @k.szaroldinho
      @k.szaroldinho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAO

    • @littlerebel9818
      @littlerebel9818 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut the Fuck up!

    • @Kakarot64.
      @Kakarot64. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Erin
      Dolphins are rapists
      TH-cam recommends tentacle hentai with crazy bitch laugh in the background

  • @PopePack
    @PopePack 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    she laughin till that squid grab him and start pulling him down

  • @jessicaah-see9647
    @jessicaah-see9647 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That squid is like this board is mine now hand it over 😂😂😂😂

  • @lysolpanther1
    @lysolpanther1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5756

    I’m loving the giggles as a monster is about to eat her friend. Beautiful.

    • @r.shelton7793
      @r.shelton7793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Exactly!! It's a big ass squid grabbing his paddle board..I don't see the humor🤦‍♂️...And where is his life jacket? 🤷‍♂️

    • @VexFS
      @VexFS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Don't think they realise how bad that is. If it wanted to, that man would be dead

    • @josephrae918
      @josephrae918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Some people laugh hysterically when scared. I think she's just trying not to panic. That isn't something any human would be used too, most people would freak out, which would be an even worse idea.

    • @josephrae918
      @josephrae918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'd be laughing in order to stop myself crying in fear for my friend. I'd say one of those the reactions is the more preferable one.

    • @lel2765
      @lel2765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@VexFS its not bad at all lol, squids that big are passive af, he had a good reaction not to panic,

  • @0shakti0
    @0shakti0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5815

    Release the kraken

    • @markjonathanprepena1280
      @markjonathanprepena1280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Just imagine that paddle board is the ship! Hahahaha

    • @seanzzz3068
      @seanzzz3068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      VAINGLORY SHT 😂😂

    • @anotherfriend1998
      @anotherfriend1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one man lol

    • @gtek27
      @gtek27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KRAKEN!!!!!

    • @spaghettigod1794
      @spaghettigod1794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kill the kraken before it get to our turret!!

  • @Robisme
    @Robisme 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine how all the ancients over exaggerated all the “Kraken” attacks.😂😂😂

  • @badassteak
    @badassteak 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My anxiety thanks to my thalassophobia: 📈📈📈

  • @russtheprodigy4624
    @russtheprodigy4624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6920

    She laughing not knowing that squid could’ve took him for a ride to the bottom of the ocean in SECONDS

    • @donxponce7729
      @donxponce7729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Karthik Devamanohar Which makes it even more dangerous

    • @farmsim_usa9235
      @farmsim_usa9235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      It would be extremely difficult even for a giant squid to drag a guy and a buoyant paddleboard

    • @raulpacheco7488
      @raulpacheco7488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +697

      @@farmsim_usa9235 You don't know how strong they are. A squid that size could dislocate a shoulder with no problem at all. It could grab a limb, and off the deeps you go. The girl doesn't realize how precarious the situation is

    • @snufkin5496
      @snufkin5496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@farmsim_usa9235 I wouldn't base (deep sea) animal strength on human strength..

    • @snufkin5496
      @snufkin5496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@raulpacheco7488 Duude, yes. Could have been bad. It wouldn't have any problem taking that paddle board with it

  • @sleepysoundwaves6978
    @sleepysoundwaves6978 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Getting taken by a "kraken" would be a gift compared to enduring that cackling laugh.

  • @lovewillwinnn
    @lovewillwinnn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your octopus Teacher....asking for help / friendship

  • @Icouldnotthinkofanything
    @Icouldnotthinkofanything ปีที่แล้ว +5268

    Dude was way calmer than I would’ve been

    • @rambobrazy8411
      @rambobrazy8411 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      I probably would of dove in the water trying to get away off panic

    • @waylonpark2340
      @waylonpark2340 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@rambobrazy8411 Bruh That's Even More Scary

    • @dontshiptaeandjkoriwillsen6296
      @dontshiptaeandjkoriwillsen6296 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @burner8504
      @burner8504 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@rambobrazy8411
      1) would HAVE you dunce.
      2) safer on the board than in the sea

    • @stellarjuju8788
      @stellarjuju8788 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He's probably calm because he knows that he's about to drag the octopus into shore and behead it which is actually what happened after this video

  • @SweetUniverse
    @SweetUniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Squid, "I've been trying to get a hold of you about your car's extended warranty ... and now ... I have you."

    • @jonthegod00
      @jonthegod00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂

    • @keithcollard2217
      @keithcollard2217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dang I hate that spam caller, it's the only person that calls me, and it's not even a person and I don't even have a car.

    • @jjjlove2260
      @jjjlove2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get that scammer voicemail every single day. Getting this new number was the worst decision I made last year.

  • @HalloWitch93
    @HalloWitch93 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The squid seems so curious and inquisitive about this new discovery! It's honestly kind of adorable.

    • @manuelforria4084
      @manuelforria4084 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm sorry to have to tell you this but they usually act like this when they're dying😢

  • @MayankRai-cf3hc
    @MayankRai-cf3hc หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The most evil laughter i ever heard.

  • @seaslugs
    @seaslugs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1279

    Squid was obviously paid actor

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Han Altae-Tran notice that at 0:54 the video ends when the cameraman is about to film squid underwater

    • @devilpigeon7242
      @devilpigeon7242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Han Altae-Tran XD

    • @duckynoodles2082
      @duckynoodles2082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What are you stupid... he was the director 😒

    • @AxDooshxBag
      @AxDooshxBag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nothing gets past this guy

    • @Hugo-df8iz
      @Hugo-df8iz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Han Altae-Tran god dang your right...

  • @BradPwnsU
    @BradPwnsU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4630

    Lol shes laughing while the squid could've easily wrapped around him and pulled him under

    • @djengoderbot1296
      @djengoderbot1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I was thinking the same..wouldn't even take a second

    • @BradPwnsU
      @BradPwnsU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      @Mister Christopher it could have taken the dude for sure. I said lol because it's funny how she's laughing whilst he's in genuine danger, implying she doesn't give a fuck about his safety. I'm not even complaining really i just find it funny and a little crazy

    • @_Desolate_
      @_Desolate_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@BradPwnsU that's facts

    • @Ascension1004
      @Ascension1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nervous laugh

    • @oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531
      @oppooopoookjgffghjookjjj4531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @Mister Christopher wtf dude "stop being such girls" stupid claim

  • @dimitriosfotopoulos3689
    @dimitriosfotopoulos3689 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Squiddly Diddly came up from the depths for a friendly visit.

  • @0YourGuardian
    @0YourGuardian 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That laugh is straight out of the Evil Dead.

  • @SkidzFPV
    @SkidzFPV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8514

    She’s laughing and this thing could easily kill him without much effort. A squid this size has a beak that is just huge! Could drag the person anywhere it wants.

    • @cianopalmer8067
      @cianopalmer8067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

      Except this squid is *probably* dying. They usually are never seen at the surface otherwise.

    • @flydrop8822
      @flydrop8822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      I don't think giant squids attack humans

    • @MinutePlant
      @MinutePlant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      @@flydrop8822 erm...... Remember that one documentary where they film Humboldt squid? The big red ones. Everyone there wears full body chainmail suit and the beak still manages to pierce through and causes a scratch... You could easily lose chunks of your flesh there. FYI those squids are like 1.5 meters long so this one could be very dangerous but nevertheless it's dying but could still do some serious damage

    • @afx88lexx
      @afx88lexx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      The reaction is fine if she is giant squid too

    • @micaellnstrup4602
      @micaellnstrup4602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

  • @KA-cm3nv
    @KA-cm3nv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3407

    The squid is not nearly as terrifying as this man having to deal with that woman’s laugh everyday ☠️☠️☠️

    • @daliben6972
      @daliben6972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😂😂

    • @onesunnyday5699
      @onesunnyday5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🤣😂

    • @badelNT6
      @badelNT6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      they are professional divers, and im pretty sure they know what it can do, plus the squid is dying so there is no reason for it to attack.
      and if shes laughing like that they are probably close friends.

    • @jb12081
      @jb12081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IKR! Even the 🐙 won't even bother going over there...!

    • @scarlett9750
      @scarlett9750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@badelNT6 “girls support girls”

  • @DerrickHarvey-bc7ii
    @DerrickHarvey-bc7ii 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We never gonna stop learning the hard way.

  • @FurryEskimo
    @FurryEskimo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The immediate instinct is that this was a potential attack, and you Need to be careful, but many animals also just need a place to rest, and holding onto floating items can help with that. That being said, this is probably a dying squid, which is extra sad.

  • @RocketeerAndRoll
    @RocketeerAndRoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    When he gets home:
    "Son, where's your board?"
    "A giant squid took it."
    "Yeah, right."

    • @JarelJay
      @JarelJay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *plays footage*
      *NANI?!*

    • @RocketeerAndRoll
      @RocketeerAndRoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Squid but why did you do it??

    • @johnblackbasel393
      @johnblackbasel393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      (plot twist) His dad is a biker: Ok son, jump on my bike, let's get it back.

    • @inseditsChannel
      @inseditsChannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Some Squid with a computer "i was bored" Yet the squid actually goes to the surface because he's dying.. Damn i really hates cringe TH-cam comment roleplay.

  • @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175
    @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3499

    Plot twist: The board actually belongs to the squid and tries to get it back.

  • @davidszakacs6888
    @davidszakacs6888 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The sea was angry that day my friend. Like an old man sending back soup in a diner.

  • @CaptainVelveeta
    @CaptainVelveeta 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The title should actually read "Man Pisses Off Giant Squid On Paddleboard"

  • @rdaystrom4540
    @rdaystrom4540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2517

    He was extraordinarily calm.

    • @orbiral6124
      @orbiral6124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Forreal. If that squid had a tentacle around the dudes leg when he jumped into he water, that squid would've descended to the depths with him

    • @DunkeyKung
      @DunkeyKung 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@orbiral6124 not really the squid only comes that close to the surface when it's dying

    • @excus
      @excus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that was what kept him alive

    • @kodours1835
      @kodours1835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@orbiral6124 the squid was already in it's last few mins/hours

    • @MrM-_
      @MrM-_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DunkeyKung wait really?

  • @TowerDoge
    @TowerDoge ปีที่แล้ว +1751

    I love how he jumped into the water and then was like "WHAT AM I DOING?!"

    • @MeMe-fg5sr
      @MeMe-fg5sr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      He didn't jump. He lost his balance. Clearly you have never been paddle boarding.

    • @Fekron
      @Fekron 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      In my country we call someone like you a real Spassbremse

    • @captasticts8419
      @captasticts8419 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      ​@@MeMe-fg5sr chill with the attitude

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MeMe-fg5sr I have seen people lose balance, this was not it idiot

    • @lloydchristmas3637
      @lloydchristmas3637 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@captasticts8419 what attitude? why getting bother by simple correction? you're all as fragile as you are clueless.

  • @TrueDisaster-
    @TrueDisaster- หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Attacks" is a very strong word for this clip. I'd say that's the most gentle squid I've ever seen! Pretty sure he could take you down to the deep depths in a matter of seconds. Amazing footage though what an awesome creature ,he is so big!

  • @animation.remix.studios.2024
    @animation.remix.studios.2024 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The collossal swuid tried to sink the boat like the kraken

  • @nyarlathotep9622
    @nyarlathotep9622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Squid: holds surf board
    Man: clearly nervous
    Woman: *proceeds to laugh in sheep mode*

    • @romerobert2981
      @romerobert2981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Man he could've died, Giant squid fight sperm whales so just imagine what would've happened if it grabbed him

    • @nyarlathotep9622
      @nyarlathotep9622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@romerobert2981 Indeed. It could have ended really bad for that guy if squid had decided to grab him and submerge into the water. No person could do anything under that situation.
      Probly they laughed out of nervousness.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Rome Robert they knew it was dying. The guy got close enough to it to tie it up. They brought it to shore to give it a mercy killing afterwards.

    • @nyarlathotep9622
      @nyarlathotep9622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 what? How do u know that?

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Мексика there’s a full video of this. Simply search up surfers and giant squid and you’ll find it. They go to the squid and bring it up to shore to give it a mercy killing as it’s obviously dying. People think a shark or a sperm whale might’ve gotten to it. Either way, they were in no danger. Not from the squid at least. It could barely move. Really in this moment, it’s just shock and amazement at a moment like the squid holding onto the board. So it may be funny/cute or just simply absurd to them, hence the laughing. I myself laugh in situations that are mind blowing to me. Seeing such a large squid like that would be one of them.

  • @aerinpage
    @aerinpage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5760

    Release the Kraken!

  • @sam.bays1504
    @sam.bays1504 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When your surfboard cursed by davy jones

  • @APOLLO-ur9be
    @APOLLO-ur9be 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I’m the kraken rawrrrrr”

  • @troydurham1659
    @troydurham1659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1252

    “Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Cthulu?”

    • @123214matt
      @123214matt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nice ripoff comment

    • @chrishawley5499
      @chrishawley5499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @shaggyrogers1937
      @shaggyrogers1937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      matthew arnold except this is a pretty good ripoff

    • @Nico-sw4yt
      @Nico-sw4yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice copying someone's comment

    • @kentgil2526
      @kentgil2526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you that desperate for recognition?