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JazakAllah Khairun.
"Maybe this pens not pure"
"Maybe your parents are not your biological parents"
..that escalated quickly 😭
Emotional damage
And that’s why we love him
@@mahumnauman8370 one of my favorite Sheikh's
Maybe...
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro said you can eat it before it eats you 💀💀💀💀
Sheikh not bro. It’s important to respect scholars and not joke about them.
@@Abo-almzn
bro means brother dude
@@Abo-almzn huh
Noone meant disrespect @@Abo-almzn
@@Abo-almzn bro means brother, it is an informal way to talk about a scholar but it just is shortened and isn't meant to disrespect.
Sheikh accurately describing anime is a little sus 😂
sheikh said anime is addicting repeatedly and then described every anime plot makes me think sheikh was once fallen into the anime addiction too 😂😂
Oh no 💀☠️
Sheikh has fallen, we will carry the banner 💀
I think sheikh actually watched anime once😭😂
@@hasangarmarudi2178 maybe he did at a time, but stopped it bc of the negative effects. I guess he wants us to learn from his mistakes. Sheikh GOAT
“maybe ur parents aren’t really ur parents” HAD ME SOBBING 😭🙏
This is the first one 💀
He didn’t say they weren’t really your parents, just not the bio parents
Mashallah 🫡 a salute to Sheikh answering these questions without laughing .
and i am surprised at that
This sheik literally promotes killing and subjugating non Muslims...
Watch 'Mikhaila Peterson reacts to Assim Alhakeem'
While we are dying 💀
Cause he's dead serious but it's so funny 😭😭
@@t-rizzy208lol 😂😂😂
We’re learning our deen and also having fun while doing it, love this guy
Are you pumping out child soldiers yet?
4:19 "excuse my french"💀
💀💀💀💀 had me dead 💀
It's an expression that actually is used to apologise when you say something offensive, it got nothing to do with french.
@@ivanokstan5248nah now english has me cracking up for real💀
@@ivanokstan5248 but it'll remind us as crepe lol
that one got me good
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behead the apostate??? jihad??? beat your wife if she doesn't comply???
Jazakum Allah khayrun brother.
Thank you for reminder
This sheik literally promotes killing and subjugating non Muslims...
Watch 'Mikhaila Peterson reacts to Assim Alhakeem'
Yes it's true. Will this technique increase my likes just like this comment here
ok about anime... 100% accurate lmao
Lmao means laughing my abbya of
@@Talinemohamedd 'Laughing my abbaya off" lmaooo
he casually explained the plot of every single anime out there😭
Yea fr
My dude really said "maybe your parents are not your biological parents" 💀
FRR 😭
I would cry lmaoo
have some respect, don't say "my dude"
@@mistnesa6015 chill
3:15 man this guy with the question is the funniest
What type of question is that 😂😂😂
I mean he finished watching the series and now he is asking if it's permissible or not
3:46 he just described One Piece 😭
Season 150
One piece is amazing, thats the only anime i watched in my whole entire life 😬☠️…
noo not one piece 😭😭😭
I am watching this during Ramadan 😌
Same
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Wow this comment raised Iman so much.
The vine booms make it 100x funnier
"He never rinsed his nose and kept the water there!" Ahahahahahaha
How does bro even hold his laughter that well?
fr, I could never keep a straight face
Bro every responses he has always with comes with the order of : roasting, explanation, roasting
Vox pfp spotted
Bro said “u can eat it before it eat u” had me laughed 😂💀💀💀💀
I’m Catholic, but DAMN bro is good at roasting
Ok but we have the same god except that after Jesus we say that Muhammed is the last messenger ? + our Community is the best by the will of Allah !!! Juste become Muslim by accept this and say the shahada ( Testimony of faith ) it’s so quick and you will be saved from helfire for eternity I mean go !
Needn't push it on others.
I wish only good for you and may you be on the right side.
Стремись к Богу и Он тебя обязательно наставит
I want to see an argument between Pope Francis and this guy. Who is more snarky and hot blooded an arab sheikh or a latino Pope?
4:30 this smoke part got me 💀😭
АХАХАХА
He got me too..may ALLAH gives us all strength to quit smoking forever & ever..
"Excuse my french" 🤣
Mu’adh ibn Anas reported: The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Whoever recites the entire chapter, ‘He is Allah, the One’ (112:1) (Iklas ) ten times, Allah will build a palace for him in Paradise.”
Source: Musnad Ahmad 15610
Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Al-Albani
I'm Shi'a and I love Sheik Assim! May Allah reward him!
Boy u know that the shias are saying things that were corrected in the quran say that these are false astaghfurullah
ROUND1 FIGHT FOR SUNIS AND WHO U DISREPECT BOY!
Praying to anything or anyone other than Allah is shirk. May Allah guide us all, amiin
@@cutechicken1877 Of course. That's why I only pray to Allah alone.
@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor Alhamdulillah, hopefully you dont curse the sahabis aswell
4:04 😂😂😂😂 I cannot 🤦🏽♀️ ! Laughing so hard my eyes are watering 😂
Ayo Sheikh don’t lie how many animes have you watched👀
He definitely knows
😂😅 exactly
3:55 Bro is spitting fax so hard
Sheikh is on another level 😂😂
“ u watch episode one, u watch season one , u watch episode one hundred and fifty and it’s the same trash💀”got me rolling on the floor 😭😭😭
Sheikh Just Explainined The Entire Show of Naruto Fr💀💀💀
The last one about repentance rolled me over my chair
لَّآ إِلَٰهَ إِلَّآ أَنتَ سُبْحَٰنَكَ إِنِّى كُنتُ مِنَ ٱلظَّٰلِمِينَ
When sheikh said excuse my French 😂😂😂
You can eat before it eats you got me
This man is funny without even trying
Ngl, I'm agnostic, but i love watching people passionately talk about their religions, be it Christianity, Islam, whetever.
Sheikh described anime in less than 20 sec😂😂😂😂😂😂
"And its trash"
HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Stupid question deserve stupid answer 😂
5:23 min straight without intro 😂😂
😂 Nah way Sheikh describing shonen and call it trash (he is right)
I am cracking up laughing, love his sense of humor 😅
😂😂😂😂...hes hilarious...love it
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Prophet Muhammed (ﷺ)
said whoever says this Dua a once in the morning and die before evening S/he is GUARANTEED JANNAH and whoever says this Dua a once in the evening sincerely and dies before Morning S/he is GUARANTEED JANNAH
Please make it a habit to recite everyday, once in the morning and once in the evening
The Dua a
اَللَّهُمَّ أَنْتَ رَبِّي, لَا إِلَهَ إِلَّا أَنْتَ, خَلَقْتَنِي, وَأَنَا عَبْدُكَ, وَأَنَا عَلَى عَهْدِكَ وَوَعْدِكَ مَا اسْتَطَعْتُ،, أَعُوذُ بِكَ مِنْ شَرِّ مَا صَنَعْتُ, أَبُوءُ لَكَ بِنِعْمَتِكَ عَلَيَّ, وَأَبُوءُ لَكَ بِذَنْبِي, فَاغْفِرْ لِي; فَإِنَّهُ لَا يَغْفِرُ اَلذُّنُوبَ إِلَّا أَنْتَ
Allahumma, Anta Rabbi, la ilaha illa anta, khalaqtani wa ana abduka, wa ana ala ahdika wa wa dika mastata tu, a udhu bika min sharri ma sana tu, abuw u laka bidhanbi, wa abuw u laka bini matika alayya faghfirli, fa innahu la yaghfirudh-dhunuba illa anta
Meaning
“O Allah! You are my Lord. None has the right to be worshipped except You. You created me and I am your servant and I abide by your covenant and promise as best I can. I seek refuge in you from the evil, which I have committed. I acknowledge your favor upon me and I knowledge my sins, so forgive me,indeed nobody forgives sins but you
(Sahih bukhari 6306)
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4:20
"Excuse my French"
*_DEAR GOD_*
SHEIKH DESCRIBED THE LITERAL ANIME DEMON SLAYER WORD BY WORD😂
0:11 I saw that
"Comnent if you see this"
I ADORE this sheikh funny and truthful fr the best combo may allah bless him
4:13 is he talking about gojo vs toji 💀
I like this guy, he said my cat can pray with me.
You see, sheikh was a weeb back in the day
You can eat it before it eat you 😂😂😂
why the background emotional nasheed in a comedy relief video? makes no sense, kinda mixes the mood
BRO PERFECTLY DESCRIBED JUJUTSU KAISEN
2:12 the best 🤣
Wallahi it was a blast 🗣🗣‼️‼️
This is just awesome. Maybe Shaikh Assim Al Hakeem watched this! Someone recommended it?!
i've some of his clips and they're hilarious!!! i love them!
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT 1:00
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Assim is teaching us everything, atleast the important stuff in life. Also making us have a good laugh while we are watching his shows. I love Assim he is truly the best Sheikh
3:57 just describes bleach lol 💀
May Allah bless this sheikh ❤
Don't stop posting ❤❤
This is my favourite Sheikh😂
And the way he speaks with a straight face makes it even more funnier
sheikh definitely watched My Hero Academia 😂
You can eat it befor it eats you😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "so what"
bro described every plot in exsitence with the anime one
😂😂 Hes amazing!
Dis Guy is the Best 😂❤
who wants to have a perfume beer xDDDDDDDDD
Deeds that reward a person equal to hajj if he does them correctly and sincerly
1. Perform Ablution properly and go for each obligatory salat in Masjid
2. After praying salat Fajr in congregation, then wait (15-20 minutes) till after sunrise to perform two superogratory rakat
3. Perform Umrah in the month of Ramadan is equal to Hajj
4. Going to Masjid to learn/teach beneficial knowledge
5. Saying SubhanaLlah 33, AlhamduliLlah 33, Allahu Akbar 33, and then say La ilaha ill-Allah wahdahu la sharika lah, lahu’l-mulk wa lahu’l-hamd wa huwa ‘ala kulli shay’in qadir
😂😂 the part of your parents got me dying
1:48 ask a dumb question. Get a dumb answer 😂
Subhannallah 😂😂😂😂😂
MashaAllah😂
eat befor it eats you got me dead
How do the sheikh know so much about animes👽?
i love how he roasted animies🗿
Hooooooow you eat it before it eats you💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂im being serias💀💀💀
sheikh assim just becomig Gen Z day by day 🤣
sheikh assim know whats righttttt😂 masha allah the lecture is more interesting to hear when he put some jokes in it 👍
sheik watching animes behind our back 🙂
I would say was.
“and maybe your parents aren’t your biological parents” sheikh is savage 😭
I'm the type of muslim (sorry) to not look at stuff related to islam in my free time but this, THIS is hilarious!! XD
4:18 “excuse my French”
To calrify abt eating crocs and gators,those are prohibited to be consume since both of them are carnivores. So they would probally eat meats either alive or already rotten.
Omg the shiekh was sick of hearing anime 🤣🤣🤣 he knows the typical storyline. That brother was being sincere mentioning there is no women in a certain episode lol, but sounded ridiculous explaining it. 😂😂😂
Wallah i saw it after i read a comment about it
Sheikh is a fan of anime😵
"And it's the same trash🙄" 3:49
No one in my life has been this relatable 😔✋
1:02 why he say alligator in such an American accent😭
well, what if I commited a sin but I don't feel remorseful at all? I don't do it anymore but I still don't feel any regret for my actions since I didn't cause me any harm and it was pretty valid considering my circumstances and I did repent many times so does that mean my sins have not been forgiven? how do I get forgiven?
There's no repentance without regret so how did you repent?
Bro that sheikh is crazy- 💀
Sheikh is right, anime is trash😂 and the all topics in this video🤣🤣 are right❤
'is it permissible to eat a crocodile"
No
Sheikh Explaining Naruto Plot
I love u sheikh for the sake of Allah
So funny😂
Sheihk missed "and he gets an OVA" 😂😂😂
6:70
وَذَرِ ٱلَّذِينَ ٱتَّخَذُوا۟ دِينَهُمْ لَعِبًۭا وَلَهْوًۭا وَغَرَّتْهُمُ ٱلْحَيَوٰةُ ٱلدُّنْيَا ۚ وَذَكِّرْ بِهِۦٓ أَن تُبْسَلَ نَفْسٌۢ بِمَا كَسَبَتْ لَيْسَ لَهَا مِن دُونِ ٱللَّهِ وَلِىٌّۭ وَلَا شَفِيعٌۭ وَإِن تَعْدِلْ كُلَّ عَدْلٍۢ لَّا يُؤْخَذْ مِنْهَآ ۗ أُو۟لَـٰٓئِكَ ٱلَّذِينَ أُبْسِلُوا۟ بِمَا كَسَبُوا۟ ۖ لَهُمْ شَرَابٌۭ مِّنْ حَمِيمٍۢ وَعَذَابٌ أَلِيمٌۢ بِمَا كَانُوا۟ يَكْفُرُونَ ٧٠
And leave those who take this[1] faith ˹of Islam˺ as mere play and amusement and are deluded by ˹their˺ worldly life. Yet remind them by this ˹Quran˺, so no one should be ruined for their misdeeds. They will have no protector or intercessor other than Allah. Even if they were to offer every ˹possible˺ ransom, none will be accepted from them. Those are the ones who will be ruined for their misdeeds. They will have a boiling drink and painful punishment for their disbelief.
- Dr. Mustafa Khattab, The Clear Quran
[1] lit., their faith (which they are supposed to follow).