What If VIEWERS Carved Up Africa?

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  • @possiblehistory
    @possiblehistory  ปีที่แล้ว +357

    The link to the next poll:forms.gle/A7RdewdgBFiVecKP9
    BUT ONLY VOTE WHEN YOU'RE DONE WATCHING The VIDEO!

    • @danielsantiagourtado3430
      @danielsantiagourtado3430 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're awesome man 😊😊😊

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I only wanted a thinner British African domain, not getting shafted by the continentals

    • @Han-b5o3p
      @Han-b5o3p ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ok Ill definitely do it after watching everything (:

    • @klombfish5591
      @klombfish5591 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you will vote for Slovakian independence you will get bryndzové halušky for free

    • @liamsawyer8193
      @liamsawyer8193 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This forced neutrality option is looking pretty clickable. I think I will for... Every option!

  • @SydneySighs
    @SydneySighs ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    Austria-Hungary and Israel sharing Madagascar is peak fiction

    • @dominikrode8184
      @dominikrode8184 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      It's funny because a certain Austrian painter had at one point thought of sending the Jews there.

    • @SydneySighs
      @SydneySighs ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @dominikrode8184 Also funny because he hated Austria-Hungary and its multiculturalism. Everything he hated, all in one place

    • @noahschwartz1222
      @noahschwartz1222 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What's also funny is by the time of the congress of Vienna political Zionism, which at it earliest concept was still just the idea of a Jewish nationstate somewhere in the world and not in the levant specifically, had not been invented yet (and wouldn't be for over a decade). Its inventor (Herzl) was still a teenager, although he was an Astro-Hungarian Jew. He also specifically advocated for the establishment of a Jewish state in what was Ottoman Palestine (known in 1878 as the Vilayet of Syria and Mutasarrifate of Jerusalem), and generally any other land that was suggested to them in Africa, South America, North America, Europe, or even East Asia was considered a secondary option, as even when the British offered a portion of their East African Colony for the establishment of a Jewish state the Zionist Congress voted against establishing a state there.
      Essentially the idea that a Jewish state could be established in 1878 anywhere but maybe a small portion of a balkanized Pale of Settlement is a joke, no imperial power at the conference considered the forced mass resettlement of Europes millions of Jews and European Jews would likely revolt at the suggestion of a Jewish state as it would go against the prevailing belief of the time, which was to either remain in Shtetls and not anger the state so the state wouldn't kill them or force them to emigrate or to prove their loyalty to their fellow countrymen by assimilating as much as possible into the country in which they found themselves. The Dreyfus Affair, which helped change many Jews minds about the value of assimilation in Europe as a defence against antisemitism and marked a shift towards the popularity of political Zionism or emigration to the Americas, wouldn't happen over a decade as well.
      Just want to clarify I'm not upset by this its a silly video that already isn't realistic for a number of reasons and its funny that there is a Jewish quasi state within Austro-Hungarian Madagascar in 1878, just want to explain WHY this one aspect of the video is particularly absurd.

    • @mastrorick
      @mastrorick 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      And is also funny because Madagascar really was one of the options the UN had on where to put Israel

    • @L_LGBTQ
      @L_LGBTQ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Israel doesnt even exist and is own by ottoman empire👁️👄👁️

  • @paradoxicaloutcome1007
    @paradoxicaloutcome1007 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    This map really looks like a game of Victoria 2, complete with the French snaking through empty desert in central africa with like one port connecting their "empire" to the sea.

    • @Krox_JUK
      @Krox_JUK ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Or Britain taking literally all of Eastern Africa apart from the organised parts making it look like some sort of rash.

    • @papagaiofilmes6642
      @papagaiofilmes6642 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally this

    • @wealllikeitsomilkit4301
      @wealllikeitsomilkit4301 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Ngl I only count Vietnam as their only successful colony. Cuz they got shit in the Sahel Region.

  • @captainH023
    @captainH023 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    my favorite part is definitely France getting trolled by losing coastal Algeria but getting the desert

  • @bukanIqbal375
    @bukanIqbal375 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    The border looks like an average HOI4 ai peace deal

    • @azlanadil3646
      @azlanadil3646 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      They look like what happens when you let colonial powers carve up continents. Cameroon's coast is no more border gory than the DRC's.

    • @Imbreadtt
      @Imbreadtt ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We are at war!
      Allies Axis
      Poland 198K. Germany 990K
      France 1M. Slovakia 50K
      Great Britain 10K

    • @ready0008
      @ready0008 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Still better than an aoc2 one

    • @MotzKotz3
      @MotzKotz3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ready0008 AoH3 released and the peacedeals finally seem alright, they just need to be updated a bit because there are still very one-sided

  • @gengarzilla1685
    @gengarzilla1685 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    Regardless of their other "wonderful" decisions, I do have to at least applaud the viewers for not letting the Congo become Leopold II's personal playground. That's probably one of their few unambiguously good decisions here.

    • @realllllllycool
      @realllllllycool ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I did

    • @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ
      @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ ปีที่แล้ว +79

      And you refer to which "wonderful" decisions, may I ask? The map seemed pretty great to me, far more interesting than in real life.

    • @panmaeda
      @panmaeda ปีที่แล้ว +49

      i mean, the germans are "better", but not so much

    • @capadociaash8003
      @capadociaash8003 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@Δ-Δ-Δ-ΔBritains gonna be pissed and probably starve all the colonies with their navy

    • @milantoth6246
      @milantoth6246 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Along with austro hungarian madagascar. The austro hungarian guy who tried to „colonize“ it was beloved by the local population, and they said he was sent by God. So yeah, betternthan france for sure.

  • @MaceY._.
    @MaceY._. ปีที่แล้ว +966

    I am happy that Austria-Hungary got Madascar, because in real life they actually had a chance to get it.
    A Hungarian guy named Móric Benyovszky made some colonies there. The people really loved him, and called him as the King of Madagascar. The natives thought he was sent by their god.
    Unfortunately, empress Maria Theresia was not really interested in colonialism, so Benyovszky stayed there and lived with his people.
    He died during a battle against French colonial forces

    • @badvidass
      @badvidass ปีที่แล้ว +91

      That sounds really whole some, need some documentary about this guy

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude goes to do colonialism, is actually a pretty solid ruler so the people there make him their king, but because the Austro-Hungarians are a shitshow they abandon him so the french naturally ruin everything as the french often do. What a tale.

    • @Er-gu1yd
      @Er-gu1yd ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Rip gigachad

    • @Mrcoffe-xw8gz
      @Mrcoffe-xw8gz ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Maurycy Beniowski despite being hungarian had more to do with Poland than Hungary.

    • @cabra5455
      @cabra5455 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Isten katonája!

  • @agarcia8312
    @agarcia8312 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    As a spaniard i loved the fact that a decaying empire embroil in civil war gets the whole african north-west. Maybe this does get prestige up and all our problems end up solving themself.

    • @YumeBlossom
      @YumeBlossom ปีที่แล้ว +81

      As a Moroccan I think the spanish civil war would be a lot more interesting in this timeline.

    • @B_men_apo
      @B_men_apo ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Having colonies close to home also makes them better to defend if they try any “funny”business……

    • @YumeBlossom
      @YumeBlossom ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@B_men_apo It also means that spanish factions and local forces can do more funny businesses and get a little bit silly.

    • @cpp3221
      @cpp3221 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Good luck convincing France to just, you know, abandon what they consider a full french territory.

    • @mqdboy9278
      @mqdboy9278 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      VIVA ESPAÑA CARAJO, VIVA EL IMPERIO Y VIVA EL REY

  • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
    @justanotheranimeprofilepic ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I love how the conference went to the favor of countries who had little to no say in it in our timeline

  • @thenomad47
    @thenomad47 ปีที่แล้ว +2023

    As a Boer/Afrikaner, I just wanna give my full thanks to all voters for giving all of South Africa, Botswana and Zimbabwe to us. No idea what we're gonna do with all of it, but thanks nonetheless

    • @azlanadil3646
      @azlanadil3646 ปีที่แล้ว +322

      Probably deal with quiet a few rebellions.

    • @ovs8691
      @ovs8691 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Die Boereryk se grense stop by die Sahel

    • @ovs8691
      @ovs8691 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@azlanadil3646Were hoping so 🧎🏿🔫

    • @occam7382
      @occam7382 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      I imagine the you would put IRL Apartheid South Africa to shame. Not you specifically, but you know what I mean.

    • @Pigraider268
      @Pigraider268 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You will create "Draka" ;)

  • @lmperialist-Royalist
    @lmperialist-Royalist ปีที่แล้ว +194

    "Do you care about the consequences?"
    No.

    • @BRUH-lx3jv
      @BRUH-lx3jv ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Britain, after only getting a random city and a canal in a chokehold.

    • @lmperialist-Royalist
      @lmperialist-Royalist ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Worst borders

    • @BRUH-lx3jv
      @BRUH-lx3jv ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lmperialist-Royalist Well, alteast I'm sure the Native Africans agree with you on that.

  • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
    @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "What's the fate of Prussia if reformed?"
    One of the options made me spill my tea.

    • @tenshihinanawi4546
      @tenshihinanawi4546 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want reform Prussia and it only own Memel

    • @josephfioretti6851
      @josephfioretti6851 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Communist

    • @linmyatmg1028
      @linmyatmg1028 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What was the option

    • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
      @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@RegularRhombicDodecahedron Reform the Kaiserreich.

    • @prion42
      @prion42 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I voted for kaiserreich but I hope if Prussia comes back it's tiny because it's funnier.

  • @WYTCPenguin
    @WYTCPenguin ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    SPOILERS AHEAD
    As a Brit, I’m definitely not ticked off that Britain didn’t get anything and lost most of their colonies in the vote

    • @MCLegend13
      @MCLegend13 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I’m furious

    • @thatrightsideupcountryball
      @thatrightsideupcountryball ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@MCLegend13same here

    • @MCLegend13
      @MCLegend13 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@thatrightsideupcountryball I call For us to take the colonies by force are you with me

    • @Apple.CC.technomail
      @Apple.CC.technomail ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cope. GERMANY IS SUPERIOR

    • @MCLegend13
      @MCLegend13 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Apple.CC.technomailnot even it barely existed as a great power lmao Britain and France are centuries older and there for much better you don’t understand greatness

  • @TheOne-fx5ri
    @TheOne-fx5ri ปีที่แล้ว +96

    As i Spaniard i feel flattered from all this love from the viewers

    • @DEIKO19
      @DEIKO19 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Este es el principio del resurgir español!!!!

    • @hhhhhh-vi6sq
      @hhhhhh-vi6sq ปีที่แล้ว +14

      viva españa 🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦🇪🇦

    • @mqdboy9278
      @mqdboy9278 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      VIVA ESPAÑA CARAJO🇪🇸🇪🇸

  • @AltbinariesPPK
    @AltbinariesPPK ปีที่แล้ว +260

    I gotta say it was difficult to try to balance this with so many small options on the lists, would be easier to do through a map or something

    • @pancytryna9378
      @pancytryna9378 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah better maps are needed so we actually see what we vote on

  • @ardzemhm
    @ardzemhm ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I really loved the way you talked about the hacker situation at the start of the video, it was honestly so entertaining.

  • @avus-kw2f213
    @avus-kw2f213 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    2:00 The Pope drew the line it all belongs to Portugal

    • @johannsanchocuevas7854
      @johannsanchocuevas7854 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Africa is rightful Portuguese land.

    • @ThomasVillegas-q7m
      @ThomasVillegas-q7m 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Alcazobas treaty if it wasn't broken and Portugal decided to expand massively in Africa:

  • @linmyatmg1028
    @linmyatmg1028 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I love how Britain didn't get shit from Africa and actually lost some shit

    • @linmyatmg1028
      @linmyatmg1028 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@MCLegend13they can't even if they are the strongest nation just France and Germany combined could probably stop them

    • @Sana_a04
      @Sana_a04 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@linmyatmg1028 Good luck to Germany trying to protect their African colonies without a navy :)

    • @linmyatmg1028
      @linmyatmg1028 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Sana_a04 Germany had a good enough navy to defend from Britain

    • @emib6599
      @emib6599 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Germany had a decent navy during the naval rush period against UK.
      So if France intervene in favour of Germany to defend what was decided on the conference, it's a balanced fight.
      Also is they somehow convince Italy that its colonies are at risk if the treaty get rewritten, then its UK that could be finding itself in navy disadvantage.
      Spain, Portugal and Netherlands maybe irrelevant.
      Ottomans could use this war as excuse to size the Suez, cutting if UK from Asian colonies.

    • @Jamie-kk5fq
      @Jamie-kk5fq ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ​@@linmyatmg1028WW1 naval blockade goes brrrrrr

  • @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500
    @socialistrepublicofvietnam1500 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I only voted in the first Round 1 and voted Austria-Hungary for a lot of them, so you do not know how happy 2:34 - 3:00 and 9:16 made me

  • @gamebawesome
    @gamebawesome ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Wow, the viewers really wanted to screw the British Empire

  • @theultimatefreak666
    @theultimatefreak666 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    France: **loses an integral part of it's country only to gain other lands it didn't hold and on which it didn't have a good claim possibly forcing thousands to move**
    Poland: first time?

    • @polonianova
      @polonianova ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you claim that Gdańsk, Wrocław and Szczecin aren't polish cities?

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@polonianova *weren't
      feel free to look up "1944-50 flight and expulsion of Germans"
      Ethnic cleansing made sure the territories are polish nowadays

    • @polonianova
      @polonianova ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theultimatefreak666 most of germans there fleed before red army arrived. These cities were polish before germans.

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theultimatefreak666 Considering what the German’s we’re doing to the Polish when they invaded and conquered them it’s hard to blame how the Polish were feeling.

    • @theultimatefreak666
      @theultimatefreak666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brandonlyon730 how were they feeling?
      My great-grandfather ranted until his death at what a shame it is that even with an alliance with the US PiS doesn't take back lviv

  • @franzxaverjosephconradgraf6850
    @franzxaverjosephconradgraf6850 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The Austrian Africa though impressive would have caused a literal heart attack to Emperor Franz Josef who even refused colonies in Morroco and the Horn of Africa, which Austria surprisingly had a claim on and was ready to accepted by some of the parties

    • @Miaucraft25
      @Miaucraft25 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Would make for an interesting alternate history"

  • @BandySeal78551
    @BandySeal78551 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    As a Portuguese the first map was pretty based

    • @starbuck_0696
      @starbuck_0696 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The first map should have been reality

    • @BandySeal78551
      @BandySeal78551 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@starbuck_0696 I wholeheartedly agree¡! 💚💛❤️❤️

    • @MoroccoKindaCringe
      @MoroccoKindaCringe ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same, for a moment Morocco wasn't cringe

    • @or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS
      @or_gluzman561Peace_IL_PS ปีที่แล้ว +10

      pink map for the WIN!

    • @gui18bif
      @gui18bif ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@BandySeal78551use the right colours. 🤍💙🤍💙

  • @kygigni
    @kygigni ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm definitely looking forward to see the video on thursday and the WW2 piece video. They are so interesting.

  • @marcobisi7768
    @marcobisi7768 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    This Africa is unironically more balanced than IRL
    Btw, I hope that you also talk about how this Africa would eventually be decolonised because it would probably look different than IRL.

    • @Hijiri_MIRACHION
      @Hijiri_MIRACHION ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It's more balanced for everyone but Britain, who got screwed over. Let's just say that they won't be too happy...

    • @cpp3221
      @cpp3221 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Hijiri_MIRACHION And let's not forget that Algeria is a full French department, IRL it wouldn't be evacuated. And Spain probably wouldn't want to manage the shit here.
      Let's just say the treaty won't last long.

    • @JacquimoGaming
      @JacquimoGaming ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cpp3221French/British Axis?

    • @cpp3221
      @cpp3221 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JacquimoGaming Likely I think

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pretty much how germany got screw but this time is The British

  • @iloveapple530
    @iloveapple530 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    As a Portuguese I see this as an absolute win!

  • @PortugEmpM.A.R.P.
    @PortugEmpM.A.R.P. ปีที่แล้ว +146

    We Want A What If Round 1 Portugal And Round 2 Austria Invade Eachother
    Edit: Thanks For 100 Likes, Can We Continue To 200?

    • @karlo-lol5935
      @karlo-lol5935 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolutely

    • @xoxoxoxo570
      @xoxoxoxo570 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My Money Is on Austria

    • @unaihmg9352
      @unaihmg9352 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@xoxoxoxo570I would think Portugal as AH doesn't have a big navy

    • @franzxaverjosephconradgraf6850
      @franzxaverjosephconradgraf6850 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@unaihmg9352the Portuguese Navy in the 1900 didn't even have 50 percent strength compared to the Austro-Hungarian Imperial Navy..The Portuguese navy would have been crushed with ease

    • @JarekHardysz
      @JarekHardysz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no we dont

  • @RealMajora
    @RealMajora ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I can't help but think Lagos would become a type of Hong Kong scenario where it becomes a hub of trade for goods into and out of Africa and Sokoto

  • @bennettchilds5344
    @bennettchilds5344 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really appreciate how you highlight the region and country you're talking about. It makes the videos much more accessible for people who don't know where all the countries are.

  • @donaldroberson7659
    @donaldroberson7659 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I binged every episode you have and now I need more to satisfy my PH (Possible History) cravings.

  • @lucasrimnac6404
    @lucasrimnac6404 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Possible History,
    I just wanted to tell you that I (and I think also a lot of other people) love this new concept of viewers acting like great powers. So please upload more of this kind of content.
    Thank you

  • @ammazer1229
    @ammazer1229 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Been waiting for this one a while now.

  • @joeboma-tr2os
    @joeboma-tr2os ปีที่แล้ว +19

    While certainly a funny idea, I'm pretty sure in this timeline the British would not take this lightly at all (specially seeing as many colonies they set up previously were just taken from them) And I would bet Britain would likely ignore said treaty and would probably just conquer the continent for themselves and cause more conflict over the territory which the conference was started to avoid. But that's my thoughts!

  • @classicminer191
    @classicminer191 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I think it would be very interesting if you did a video about what if burgundy survived/won the burgundian wars

    • @mutafact
      @mutafact ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Would be nice to see a ducal Burgundy video, without TNO comments though. The Valois Burgundian Dynasty is an interesting part of history and the Burgundian State was a experiment of an Diets-French state before Belgium. Totally support.

    • @timwinterhalter5233
      @timwinterhalter5233 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@mutafactto be fair TNOs burgundy is based on the last time someone took a shot at establishing one

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mutafactI’ve never even played tno but anytime I see burgundy in any context I just wanna STRENG GEHIEM. I have a problem lol

    • @classicminer191
      @classicminer191 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mutafact i totally agree. Valois burgundy was very interesting. I think maybe they would become kings of France, although might defeat the point of *burgundy* surviving

  • @GavinLepley
    @GavinLepley ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've been looking forward to this.

  • @hellohellohellohellohello-h5l
    @hellohellohellohellohello-h5l ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Good job to the people who voted to give most of southern Africa to the Boers. You exchanged the most powerful abolitionist power for one that fought tooth and nail to keep slavery. My condolences to the millions of new slaves in the region. Good job everyone.

    • @utubrGaming
      @utubrGaming ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Neo-Draka Timeline

    • @azlanadil3646
      @azlanadil3646 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My man singing the praises of apartheid South Africa.

    • @matiasdiaz8913
      @matiasdiaz8913 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      better slave than brit

    • @Boeing-I-hs2gj
      @Boeing-I-hs2gj ปีที่แล้ว

      Something tells me this new slave nation will literally crumble apart in less than a decade.

    • @darrylbonner7208
      @darrylbonner7208 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Give territory to slaveholders or the British, maybe we’re played from the start. :(

  • @Red_Duc
    @Red_Duc ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As I can see in the poll for the next one there is the option to expand Luxemburg which makes me wonder what would happen if everything went perfect for Luxembourg.

    • @gregjrlobo6517
      @gregjrlobo6517 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One thing to note about that is the Rhenish state planned, I want that to be Luxembourg

  • @azlanadil3646
    @azlanadil3646 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    What if viewers determine the borders of the Balkans after the collapse of Yugoslavia. Include Greece and Bulgaria cuz why not.

    • @mattiabosio3983
      @mattiabosio3983 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes that would be super funny

    • @the11382
      @the11382 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh no. That would be a mess.

    • @San_Vito
      @San_Vito ปีที่แล้ว

      That's problematic because it's Europe.
      It's only OK to carve up a continent if the people there have a dark skin.

  • @theunfunny4133
    @theunfunny4133 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Viewers sending jews to madagascat like the skinny moustache man wanted is just insane, viewers are wild for that one

  • @phantomultima
    @phantomultima 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    As a Portuguese-Angolan, the voters have my praises

  • @GarfieldRex
    @GarfieldRex ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Reconquista went better than expected. Greetings from 🇨🇴

  • @jackkennedy7436
    @jackkennedy7436 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    God bless the Austrian Africa.

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Had a great time voting man! Keep on with these!🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @javier2408
    @javier2408 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    After waiting for 2 weeks I istantly clicked to see this disaster

  • @nikolatodorovic70
    @nikolatodorovic70 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy to participate in the madness

  • @Sami-uw9jb
    @Sami-uw9jb ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Ladies and gentlemen, we did it, perfect Africa

    • @MCLegend13
      @MCLegend13 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nope I call for the Royal Navy to seize our lands by force who’s gonna stop them if anyone tries they get the Copenhagen treatment

    • @EvoVerse2
      @EvoVerse2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@MCLegend13why are you in every comment

    • @irmaosmatos4026
      @irmaosmatos4026 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mittleafrika 🤮🤮 we should've let a unified Kingdom of the Kongo.

    • @darrylbonner7208
      @darrylbonner7208 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “We did it Patrick, we saved the continent. And to think what would happen if it was lifted alone!!”
      *Counting money* “About the what?”

    • @JacquimoGaming
      @JacquimoGaming ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No Oman, opinion is disqualified

  • @Sana_a04
    @Sana_a04 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm sure Britannia will be happy about this conference

    • @Crimsrn
      @Crimsrn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they will pay

  • @_DutchRaptorX_
    @_DutchRaptorX_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Berlin Conference
    Britian: Hey guys I also want some la-
    The whole of Europe: f*ck you, you have had enough

    • @lionelhubeny404
      @lionelhubeny404 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give the Czech Republic a
      Silesia. pls

  • @manend2
    @manend2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Boers: We choose independence!
    Britain: That wasn't an option for you + +

  • @yaitz3313
    @yaitz3313 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I gave the Boers everything except the Boer republics themselves, which I gave to South Africa. I also gave Angola to Oman. If only my advice had been heeded, we would live in a much better world.

    • @JacquimoGaming
      @JacquimoGaming ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omani Angola lives on in our hearts

    • @San_Vito
      @San_Vito ปีที่แล้ว

      Clearly, democracy has failed us once more.

  • @strombreakr
    @strombreakr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:25
    The best part is that Hitler (an Austrian) originally wanted to put all the world's Jews on Madagascar, only turning to the Holocaust when he realized how stupid that was

    • @lionelhubeny404
      @lionelhubeny404 ปีที่แล้ว

      Give the Czech Republic a
      Silesia. pls

  • @fredjohnson9833
    @fredjohnson9833 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Austria-Hungary carrying out the Madagascar Plan was not on my bingo card.

    • @vonunterberg4313
      @vonunterberg4313 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just think its a bad joke. Like are all these grandstrategy communities literal nazis?

  • @Ramcharger85
    @Ramcharger85 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is so cool. Took the poll. Really enjoy these types of what if videos ❤

  • @ዮስ
    @ዮስ ปีที่แล้ว +35

    As an Ethiopian
    Thank you guys for keeping ethiopia independent. You guys are truly based
    🇪🇹🇪🇹

    • @JacquimoGaming
      @JacquimoGaming ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You’re welcome

    • @skp8748
      @skp8748 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looool you would NEVER take Somalia... cmon Eritrea and parts of Djibouti maybe but never Somalia

    • @ዮስ
      @ዮስ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skp8748 we would free you from Italy

    • @davileite780
      @davileite780 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@skp8748 Not even Somalia can take Somalia.

  • @connorshaw-case6030
    @connorshaw-case6030 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow so glad I found this channel.
    Is awesome

  • @tathemrelag3123
    @tathemrelag3123 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I have to imagine the British and French will be storming out of this conference quite early. Britain will quickly reconquer South Africa, and probably also force the Ottomans to return their protectorate over Egypt. And France will go kick in the teeth of the Spanish for Algeria and Morocco.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would love to see this conference play out in real time. There will inevitably be a table flip and so much raised voices.

  • @sheep7
    @sheep7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I literally can't wait for thursday!!

  • @rubenrubio6875
    @rubenrubio6875 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The choices I picked (What I remember the most):
    - Independent Egypt with Cyrenaica, Morroco with its modern day borders, Zanzibar with Tanzanian coast, Rwanda, Burundi, Uganda, Sokoto, Fezzan, Ethiopia with Eritrea and Djibouti, Somalia, Lesotho, Swaziland, Kongo, Madagascar
    - Italy with Tunisia and Tripolitania
    - Germany with Namibia and Botswana
    - Portugal with its Pink Map claims
    - France with most of its OTL claims, and has the Suez Canal
    - Britain with some of its OTL claims, South Africa is united under a Dominion
    - Ottomans has the Sinai
    - Spain has Ceuta and Melilla, as well as OTL Equatorial Guinea

    • @the11382
      @the11382 ปีที่แล้ว

      Namibia to Germany, really?

    • @Jay_Johnson
      @Jay_Johnson ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d say you were doing the anti colonial work at the Berlin conference but let’s be honest Ethiopia thought they were superior to the rest of Africa in exactly the same way as the Europeans

  • @DanKuman
    @DanKuman ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m so glad to be apart of the voting for this, 1000% looking forward to the next “vote”!!

  • @j-Gappy-h
    @j-Gappy-h ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:45 no need to thank me Austrians just doing my job

  • @EpicgamerwinXD6669
    @EpicgamerwinXD6669 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The only thing I’m disappointed on is France gaining any coastline, and Egypt not winning independence. Other than that, *GREAT SUCCESS!!!*

    • @wires-sl7gs
      @wires-sl7gs ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By the rules of the voting, if France failed to get a Coastline, it would of mean no colonies for them at all.

    • @EpicgamerwinXD6669
      @EpicgamerwinXD6669 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wires-sl7gs ok that would have actually been better.

    • @maxdanzl-lage8498
      @maxdanzl-lage8498 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Egypt getting independence would have been interesting.

    • @maxdanzl-lage8498
      @maxdanzl-lage8498 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But at least it make the ottoman situation more interesting

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @EpicgamerwinXD6669 nice pfp

  • @tessanmart
    @tessanmart ปีที่แล้ว

    i'm so excited to watch this one, thanks for making such great content :)

  • @ThePanEthiopian
    @ThePanEthiopian ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As an Ethiopian i see this as an absolute win.
    Thanks alot

    • @emib6599
      @emib6599 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Before thanking, in the sequel video:
      "how UK declared war to the whole Europe because the Berlin conference f***ed up their empire"
      You need to hope that: Ottomans survive and decide to be friendly stability reasons.
      Suez get heavy monitored by Ottomans.
      Everyone else it's to much worried in protecting its holdings to think about invading other during the total war.
      Anyway I'm happy for you and the results.

    • @JacquimoGaming
      @JacquimoGaming ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re welcome

    • @ዮስ
      @ዮስ ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts brother 🇪🇹

    • @skp8748
      @skp8748 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@JacquimoGamingnonsensical. Ethiopia cannot rule over Somalia. Geography, history and religion all show you that...
      30% of modern day Ethiopia is literally Somali land. It's called the Somali region and it is populated and governed by somalis. Ethiopia is an assortment of different nations that speak different languages, have different cultures and different religions. Somalia is literally named after the Somali people a homogeneous society that is endogamous and because of their nomadic pastoralist and seafaring mercantilist lives that is harsh and lonely they are VERY territorial and ethnocentric.

    • @JacquimoGaming
      @JacquimoGaming ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skp8748 why did you respond specifically to me? Besides, Somalia is indeed United. Just under Ethiopia

  • @adamainsworth67
    @adamainsworth67 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Britain overslept and missed the Berlin conference

  • @ebinshumate3132
    @ebinshumate3132 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I can see a lot of tension coming from a result like this, but I also see other tentions being diffused, for example, I imagine that Germany would be a bit less warmongering, Wilhelm II probably wouldn’t focus as much on the expansion of Germany’s colonies as a way to prove that he is a strong man despite his withered left arm

  • @schad1738
    @schad1738 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These videos are possibly the best possible argument against democracy.

  • @arvaakuka8568
    @arvaakuka8568 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I went into this with three main goals: German Mittelafrika, Jewish African state and a continuous British colony from Mediterranean to Cape of Good Hope. This outcome leaves me with conflicting emotions.

  • @Imita0903
    @Imita0903 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this kind of videos, pls do more~

  • @oliverreinisch704
    @oliverreinisch704 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Madagascar being divided between Austria-Hungary and a new Israeli state is the most based and cursed shit I've ever seen on a map.

    • @AttaBek1422
      @AttaBek1422 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would like to give my condolences to Madagascar for being blighted by Germans and Zionists at the same time 💔

  • @PlatinumAltaria
    @PlatinumAltaria ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I've been working on a decolonised map of Africa, and it's very strange going from that to a world in which Portugal rules the waves.

    • @JacquimoGaming
      @JacquimoGaming ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t forget Big Ethiopia/Sokoto possibly helping out other states

    • @PlatinumAltaria
      @PlatinumAltaria ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@JacquimoGaming The meme is funny, but stapling the two conflicting parts of Somalia onto Ethiopia is, shall we say, a bad idea. It's actually much more likely for a Somali federation to control the horn.

    • @JacquimoGaming
      @JacquimoGaming ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PlatinumAltaria that’s why I voted for the Dervish State in Somalialand

  • @Yes-qj4bi
    @Yes-qj4bi ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As somebody who is Portuguese I'm happy you guys are smart and remembered about the treaty of tordesalis and gave us most of Africa as we deserve.

    • @machocoder22w
      @machocoder22w ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tortesillas

    • @righthandstep5
      @righthandstep5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      According to the pope, only guy. Africa deserves its own destiny, just like Europe before it

  • @red464
    @red464 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    love the new atl hist format!

  • @arado-medio
    @arado-medio ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a Portuguese who voted everything for Portugal this is a massive win

  • @Completelyregular
    @Completelyregular ปีที่แล้ว

    Honey new possible history video dropped! AND ITS THE BERLIN CONFERENCE

  • @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja
    @Tommuli_Haudankaivaja ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I'm happy that Denmark got Dahomey.

    • @B_men_apo
      @B_men_apo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe Denmark was da real homey all a long

    • @JacquimoGaming
      @JacquimoGaming ปีที่แล้ว +1

      W Denmark

  • @raphym.3666
    @raphym.3666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The first poll was like the 1927 Liberian elections

  • @joshuayang0331
    @joshuayang0331 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Britain: If you won't let me have it..., you're all not going to have it.(Brits blocade all of africa

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They don't need to blockade Africa, just Europe.

  • @QinIsTheKing
    @QinIsTheKing ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In the start Portugal was like
    "So, how much do you want?"
    Portugal:
    "Yes"

  • @chheinrich8486
    @chheinrich8486 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I see the map and just think, "oh no what have we done"😅

  • @rafaw387
    @rafaw387 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This form was sooo long, it took me like 30 minutes but it was worth it

  • @chheinrich8486
    @chheinrich8486 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Who knows maybe britain builds up a pacific fleet in canada to better reach india via the pacific, longer but safer than suez or cape of good hope😅

    • @MCLegend13
      @MCLegend13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or just forcefully takes their African colonies without a care in the world the Royal Navy is so powerful they can do what they want

    • @chheinrich8486
      @chheinrich8486 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MCLegend13 also and Option, the boer war is just britain taking south africa

    • @EvoVerse2
      @EvoVerse2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​​@@MCLegend13yk others Powers Combined could crush britain

    • @EvoVerse2
      @EvoVerse2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MCLegend13 it would need to police the entire world while Germany France italy Austria and the ottomans could just focus on the British mainland

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 ปีที่แล้ว

      @erdenbal6761 why would the other powers (who by this point are anti-slave) care if britian attacked the slave trading boers and ottomans, Russia and Austria would probably help them against the latter.
      Germany would side with whoever Russia and Austria sides with at this point in history.
      Spain is in a civil war in this period and broke, unlikely to be able to hold on to their colonies let alone fight the British, and the Portuguese would probably side with britian their extremely long term ally.
      The Dutch, france and the ottomans are not going to be able to face the above situation against britian alone.

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was so glad to take part in this!

  • @tankfarter
    @tankfarter ปีที่แล้ว +3

    11:30 riged jusr leave it to sokoto

  • @CSistooshort
    @CSistooshort ปีที่แล้ว

    Been waiting for this since I suggested it

  • @hardbassmonkey
    @hardbassmonkey ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:12 I'm honest with you, I just voted for Germany all the time because I'm German

    • @DEIKO19
      @DEIKO19 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The kaiser would be proud of u!

    • @NapoleonVIII
      @NapoleonVIII ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am Austrian and I wanted Spain to have their colonies connected, the Ottomans owning Egypt, Ethopia to have a coastline and Germany to have Mittelafrica. Germany should get whole Camerum at some territory from the French Congo to have clearer borders. Except that, I am pretty satisfied.
      Also: Heil dir im Siegerkranz, hardbassmonkey!

    • @hardbassmonkey
      @hardbassmonkey ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@NapoleonVIIIFür Kaiser, Gott und Vaterland!

    • @NapoleonVIII
      @NapoleonVIII ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hardbassmonkey, genau, auf die Herrscher der Abendlandes!

  • @helmetmcbaron
    @helmetmcbaron ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty funny start to the video glad you still included it even though its a waste of time

  • @TheTimmynatoRex
    @TheTimmynatoRex ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's like the voters wanted to abide by the Treaty of Tordesillas and want to give Portugal most (if not all) of Africa.

  • @THX-1138
    @THX-1138 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If Britain took ethiopia, sokoto and egypt, and france kept algeria this feels rather attainable

    • @ዮስ
      @ዮስ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nah leave britian out

    • @the11382
      @the11382 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would Britain get Ethiopia? Egypt and Sudan makes sense.

    • @THX-1138
      @THX-1138 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@the11382 They had a great desire to establish dominance over trade in that region and they didn't get much else in this map

    • @skp8748
      @skp8748 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@THX-1138trade? Ethiopia?

  • @Paaaaavl
    @Paaaaavl ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Guys, we failed, Denmark barely has anything, and Sweden isnt even on the map.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Denmark actually has something this time. Gotta take what you can get.

    • @JacquimoGaming
      @JacquimoGaming ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gengarzilla1685 it has more than the UK

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc5180 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know what, i expected a much worse outcome.

  • @AvePonies
    @AvePonies ปีที่แล้ว +5

    >Kongo doesn't go to Leopold
    Smiling Padme.jpg
    >Namibia goes to Germany
    Worried Padme.jpg

  • @kugsyy
    @kugsyy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You should do the Berlin conference with ur friends like you did the Vienna conference

  • @grimkip460
    @grimkip460 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Afrika has never looked so beautiful

    • @DoofyGilmore1299
      @DoofyGilmore1299 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Especially madagascar

    • @skp8748
      @skp8748 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@DoofyGilmore1299that too belongs to Somalia 😏

  • @pieterjan29
    @pieterjan29 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As one of Belguim I vote for myself to have the best piece of the pie.
    France, UK, Germany looking to each other with drawn knives. "OK"

  • @stargazer-elite
    @stargazer-elite ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dang Britain was destroyed in this

  • @bootime265
    @bootime265 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:03 "The Sultan of Oman lives in Zanzibar now" - Bill Wurtz

  • @DuckOfWellington
    @DuckOfWellington ปีที่แล้ว +3

    what is the song at 10:23 i swear to god i have searched everywhere for it

  • @Dr_Hill_726
    @Dr_Hill_726 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think we should try and go for Maximum boarder gore in eroupe with the post WWII poll

  • @romle4816
    @romle4816 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:01 the map that the chads wanted 🗿

  • @Oregon_ball
    @Oregon_ball 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:47 is where the austria-hungaryseption starts