I’m flattered. The fact that I made some errors in spelling and punctuation gives purpose to your dull and dreary existence. I’m sure it took far longer to type your reply than your feeble mind to interpret the meaning. Have a nice day.
1:38 That was one of the best lines i've heard in a long time. "For something to look human, it has to have flaws" The ideal perfection in body, finance, social life or career, that all of us try to achieve everyday is never really possible. Because perfection is a myth, everything has flaws, and that's the beauty in nature.
That line is not a justification for mediocrity, so don't take it as such. It doesn't say that "flaws are the beauty in nature" It says that perfection is so unlikely that it arises suspicion. If someone looks too perfect, we suspect it, because that's unlikely. It doesn't say perfection makes it less beautiful, or that defects are better.
It's not really true. People know sex dolls aren't human. You're exercising suspension of disbelief. So the hard part is convincing people it's human. On a living breathing person that part is obvious. Then the hard part is perfection. There's no amount of perfection on a real human that would trigger the uncanny valley because your brain isn't even asking the question "is she real"
Yeah like literally she could have mentioned any other handsome famous guy. But nope, had to go with the one who famously has an asymmetrical face. She's never been the brightest in the bunch.
Symmetric is often code for beautiful. My doctor once starred at me and told me i had a slightly assemetric face. And i was like “yeah, i know what that eufemism means”
Yeah, humans usually like symmetry, since it strokes the 'order is good' part of our brains but perfect symmetry on anything humanoid/animal dips right down into the Uncanny Valley, because it makes something that is seemingly living look mechanical and thats no bueno.
@@snopphaka I believe the real reason is, something perfect can't be alive and if it moves your brain knows it has been played and completely freaks out and makes the thing feel unreal so you can easily recognize and keep track of it. The famous "too beautiful to be true" and I would add "too perfect to be inoffensive".
Ryan WHO? If she said "Tom Cruise," THAT might be funny... not only because he's known for his facial symmetry, but he's KNOWN. Shitty comedians don't know how their fucking audience. I saw one comedian at Dangerfield's comedy club in NYC, and he was making a joke about Quasimodo being ugly.... not Bill Maher or some other ugly celebrity.
She’s got that Dane Cook stage action going on where she can physically act out what she’s saying to amplify everything. I like her a lot can’t wait to see her special
That opening bit explains why there are all thoese standards and rules about appearance and behaviors: someone is making a profit out of it. There's a whole market for the feeling of inadequacy right now.
MOST of the market is about feeling inadequate. you drive an old car? SHAME ON YOU. not wearing the latest sneaker-thongs? that was sooo last week! Oh look, another iphone that only adds One Feture that every other phone has had for a decade or more now, and it's ten times as expensive? WOOHOO! seriously, the newest thing I own is a two year old gaming laptop. heck my $45,000 Luxury Car is over 14 years old now, and I got it used! (because I'm frugal)
@@TheStraycat74 This looks like a trend among women comedian, they just talk sex, their bodies in the name of stand up. No real stand up women comedian.
@@DT-eg4ip There's plenty of funny woman comedians who don't talk about sex. You just don't hear about them because men are only interested in comedians who talk about sex (because then they can complain afterwards that they only talk about sex) Go watch Sarah Millican, Kathleen Madigan, Aisling Bea, Aparna Nancherla, Ali Wong, Maria Bamford, Katherine Ryan, Tig Notaro, fuck there's so many great woman comedians who don't talk about sex (and so many male comedians who do) that you're looking a really disingenuous and biased right now.
I love this video, not only is it hilarious, but it is also informative. Perfection is such an overrated concept, in people, that I will never understand why some people only obsessed with reaching it. You just have to find the right person that we value you for exactly who you are, with your flaws and your good things, and stop trying to satisfy others that are just miserable.
Ahh, we know we'll never likely find perfection, but we DO try to acquire those who are as close to it as we can get. Plus, what is more valuable to men, is MORE women. New pussy beats old pussy almost every time. how else can we explain Hugh Grant out on Hollywood blvd searching for whores, while he had Elizabeth Hurley at home waiting for him? It's the primal urge to have sex with as many different women as possible. Another saying, show me any beautiful woman, and there's at least one man who's absolutely sick and tired of putting up with something about her.
One word: opportunity. You can only choose one, but if your pool of candidates are larger the better the chance of finding that special someone. That's called increasing your opportunities. It applies to everything in life, from school, to work, to finding a spouse, etc. That's why many people risk a lot to find better opportunities.
@@JenniferDaniels909 Well that's the entertainment industry for you... People who complain about beautiful people over there, are themselves better looking than regularl people.
Suraj Shaw yes, true. And no one likes a hot comedian (though if the comedian is a woman they hate her if she’s not hot too :) I actually used to know Whitney in college and when I met her and she kept talking to me before class, I genuinely thought “why is this beautiful girl needy for friends? Something must be wrong with her.” Then 3/4 years later I saw her doing commentary on mtv or vh1 for that I love the 90s thing - and it was like, ohhhhh that’s why she seemed needy. She’s an actress :) I’m happy to see her doing well. She is naturally beautiful. She didn’t have makeup or nice clothes and hair in college and STOOD out still.
@@JenniferDaniels909 Been too good looking for a male comedian is kind of detrimental for him as regular average looking people cannot relate to him and his life experiences... Which is one of the most important part of comedy, having a crowd relate to your story. And when it comes to female comedian... Well people prefer beautiful woman for every thing and not just comedy. And yeah, even Joe Roganhas pointed that most people who get into the entertainment industry are needy. She looks naturally beautiful to me too but I have seen a lot of people accusing her of having her face full of plastic.
@Suraj Shaw chance she’s had Botox, but she had not otherwise changed her face. That’s the same mouth and nose and cheeks and chin as when we were 21. I also went to college with Ivanka Trump. Now SHE has an entire new face. But an excellent surgeon :)
This just goes to prove the rule that I developed after years working in computer, phone, and tablet repair. The rule is " It doesn't matter what you look like, there is someone out there that's willing to pay money to see you naked!"
@@mvvagner yea lol , also she says that dolls are bad for society cause of impossible standards yet look at vibrastors and dildos theyre like 10 inch alien fingers
Glad she is working through her self image issues through comedy. Hope it helps other women. With all the porn out there young women get a false sense of what men want. Looks are good for getting you interested. Personality and common interests are what keep you interested.
What women never seem to understand, despite how often they ask the question. Thing is, they are asking the wrong question. Keep it simple, ladies. The right question is, "Do you like boobs?" The answer will be "Yes." Add any adjectives you like, the answer is still be yes. Ask whoever you like, man or woman, sexual orientation doesn't matter, the answer is yes! An even better question would be "Would you like to (verb) them?" Put in whatever verb you want done to them. If they say no, I'd say what that person actually dislikes is who they are attached to, not the boobs themselves. Don't take the word dislike too strongly either. It could go from outright hating you, to just not being that interested in you, to "why is this strange lady flashing her tits at me". Please don't flash random strangers, that reflects more on you than the person who said no.
I've been hanging out with a 38 year old woman that I thought was really pretty and kept replying her that when she said I was gonna cheat on her with 20 year old hot girls if I wasn't already. She became so jealous for no reason we finally broke up. To this day when we happen to send each other texts she's still convinced I was cheating on her cuz she was too old for me. It's been 5 years. Now she might be.
This woman's boyfriend is one lucky dude. To have this woman around to make you laugh everyday must be freaking awesome. I just picture having the worst day ever at work and coming home to this beautiful woman that will make you laugh your ass off.
Probably not true, it’s like saying your married to a chef so all your food must be amazing. So he or she has to come home and make amazing food for you after a long day doing it for work
Broken shoulder is such a common thing for snowboarding right after broken wrists. I had some very heavy crashes in the past on my shoulders, luckily I did not break anything. But I am wearing a projector jacket with shoulder paddings ever since.
your telling me that God knows what is best; though we may not understand at the very specific moment, but we will get to know when time comes.Thank you for sharing your story
She's actually very funny, it's not that girls can't be funny. She has the perfect energy, punchline and delivery. Just not talking about vaginas with no substance
Steven Diaz was ok, not that funny. Not because she’s a woman, but if you compare her to the comedians I watch ( Bill burr, David Chappell, George Carlin and a Japanese woman whose name I forgot) She’s just not that funny. I didn’t even giggle once, my opinion atleast
She makes is sound like that it isn’t normal to have different sized boobs. Most women have different sized boobs. It might have been a side effect of her eating disorder, I don’t know, but I really don’t think so. 😅
As someone who didn't have eating disorder i have very uneven boobs, one is almost a whole cup bigger than the other, but in my case i could be side effect of back braces.
I say this since I've had to deal with this with my love of my life and wife. Do not be ashamed if you lack symmetry. Do not be shy, do not be self conscious. Realize we men are a simple lot. We have fallen for you long before the clothes come off. If it isn't perfect, who cares? It's still you. We aren't perfect either. There is nothing negative to come out of the situation. It makes you unique and that much more fascinating. They are just as much, if not more fun to play with. They are also still a part of that wonderful person that we are hopelessly smitten with. Men will never be turned off by this. You are beautiful and unique. Own it.
NASA IS THE WORLDS BIGGEST BUYER OF HELIUM. GUESS WHERE IT GOES? THATS RIGHT. INTO THE ROCKET SHAPED BALLOONS. ROCKETS ARE NOT REAL, THERE IS NO SPACE.
"There is someone for everyone." I wasn't looking when I found my perfect 'my kind of beautiful' half way around the world! Took 3 years to get married (distance and paper work issues) And another 6 months to get the passport and visa. Still married after 47 years! We still make each other laugh and communicate our love often. (But not perfectly by any means. That still takes work on our part!)
Perfection/symmetry is very attractive initially, but doesn't sustain attraction. Flaws and imperfections (to a degree!) sustain attraction. "Classic" beauty can get plain after time. "Exotic" beauty maintains interest and mystery and allure, and seems to add personality. I had a girlfriend with crooked teeth. She had the sexiest smile. Just an example.
My ex wanted me to cut my hair and style it differently, complained about my weight and not shaving enough. Didn't like the way I dressed and I just wasn't good enough in general.
Glad to hear he's your ex!! I bet that whenever he finds this dream girl with the perfect hair, perfect body perfect blah blah blah... She'll reject him anyway cause he acts like a fussy little boy 😂 there are DEFINITELY loads of guys out there who will love you for you
That's infatuation. Come back to the planets surface. I assure you, she has some freakish ass qualities that would have you running for a bunker. Comedians are the most f'ed up of anyone so you would eventually be her bitch.
I love Whitney! She is amazingly beautiful, and very funny. I don't see any of the "women comedians aren't funny" comments that usually fill up the comments sections of these videos.
It is interesting to hear her observe the objectivity of a female sex robot. I think it would have been funnier is she could have turned it around and then commented on the what she liked about a male robot. I mean, really draw out flaws like uneven balls or a little bit of spare tire. Maybe a fantasy or two that men often see but is SO incredibly wrong. I would name some of them but - the shame!!
she talks about the factory but forgets to mention that she put in an order to have her created as one. you sly girl you wanted to ceach us off gaurd didnt you
I must say, that compared to most showed in my face woman who does stand up - Amy Smudders or what's her surname - I just saw an example in this particular clip. At 3.03 - 3:16, Whitney uses the type that never really spoke to me which Amy uses like .. ALL the time. And you can see that the audience does not really react well to that either. On the other hand, that part starting from 3:40 is just her type of humour and I really like it. Very expressive, grimaces.. that direct humor with her noblessness 3:47. Good Job, Whitney.
1:45 That was actually a pretty good front kick.
Yeah....really good form on the snap....does she have martial arts training?
Along with over expressed face.
Yea, she seems limber :-)
Don't gert her mad!
Especially in those shoes lol!
By the time you are close enough to notice the “flaws” you’re too close to care.
'You're' shitty use of the 'your, you're..' words made me not even want to read a sentence that short.
I’m flattered. The fact that I made some errors in spelling and punctuation gives purpose to your dull and dreary existence. I’m sure it took far longer to type your reply than your feeble mind to interpret the meaning. Have a nice day.
I corrected my spelling. I’m sure we can all agree that now the world is a better place.
That's actually very true and honestly, I think that's how intimacy should advance.
We’re not men.
We care about so much unnecessary things in life,including what males do to us.
1:38 That was one of the best lines i've heard in a long time.
"For something to look human, it has to have flaws"
The ideal perfection in body, finance, social life or career, that all of us try to achieve everyday is never really possible.
Because perfection is a myth, everything has flaws, and that's the beauty in nature.
That line is not a justification for mediocrity, so don't take it as such. It doesn't say that "flaws are the beauty in nature"
It says that perfection is so unlikely that it arises suspicion. If someone looks too perfect, we suspect it, because that's unlikely. It doesn't say perfection makes it less beautiful, or that defects are better.
It's not really true. People know sex dolls aren't human. You're exercising suspension of disbelief. So the hard part is convincing people it's human.
On a living breathing person that part is obvious. Then the hard part is perfection. There's no amount of perfection on a real human that would trigger the uncanny valley because your brain isn't even asking the question "is she real"
Funny she mentions Ryan Gosling having a symmetrical face. He has the most uneven face ever.
Yeah like literally she could have mentioned any other handsome famous guy. But nope, had to go with the one who famously has an asymmetrical face. She's never been the brightest in the bunch.
Yall really gon nitpicking on a joke ? Lmao
This explains why I always thought he’s the closest thing I have to a doppelgänger-I don’t otherwise remember him but it makes sense to me now
@@fahada.979 well, yeah, it kinda defeats the whole act for me. That, and all the jokes after that are kinda lame.
Symmetric is often code for beautiful.
My doctor once starred at me and told me i had a slightly assemetric face. And i was like “yeah, i know what that eufemism means”
Fake boobs are an enigma to mind. My frontal lobe says "fake" yet my temporal lobe says "nice".
i grabbed some before... i dont like em
Listen to your temporal lobe.
I know, right? Women are surprised to find out that some (alot?) of men are ambivalent about, or are even *against* fake boobs.
My brain just goes: Looks suspicious... Fake? *disappointing*
Fakes are a massive turn off for me lol
Yeah, humans usually like symmetry, since it strokes the 'order is good' part of our brains but perfect symmetry on anything humanoid/animal dips right down into the Uncanny Valley, because it makes something that is seemingly living look mechanical and thats no bueno.
@@snopphaka you're crazy funny.
@@snopphaka I believe the real reason is, something perfect can't be alive and if it moves your brain knows it has been played and completely freaks out and makes the thing feel unreal so you can easily recognize and keep track of it.
The famous "too beautiful to be true" and I would add "too perfect to be inoffensive".
@@snopphaka dude you're hilarious 😂 😂
I think you just contradicted yourself.
Awesome comment.
That Ryan Gosling face kick was actually pretty impressive ;)
Giltley Rage kinda like Nancy Wilson from Heart when she plays Crazy On You.
Ryan WHO?
If she said "Tom Cruise," THAT might be funny... not only because he's known for his facial symmetry, but he's KNOWN.
Shitty comedians don't know how their fucking audience.
I saw one comedian at Dangerfield's comedy club in NYC, and he was making a joke about Quasimodo being ugly.... not Bill Maher or some other ugly celebrity.
"Because for something to look human, it has to have flaws"----so damn right.
And stupid us trying so hard to be flawless.
"Mr. Potato Head that shit. Bop bop, let's go." That was good.
That wasn't
@@TensorWave I liked it, but it's all good: the world would be boring if we all liked the same things.
It’s funny that she brought up Ryan Gosling when she talked about facial symmetry. One of his eyes is higher than the other.
R/whoosh
@@christineanderson699 😂😂😂
Yeah that guy’s face is everything but symmetrical. Shows how fogged brains are when it comes to judging beauties...
his nickname is Isaiah - as in "one Isaiah than the other"
Everyone’s eyes are uneven to one degree or another...you can usually tell by the direction they most naturally tilt their head
She’s got that Dane Cook stage action going on where she can physically act out what she’s saying to amplify everything. I like her a lot can’t wait to see her special
Before I die I want to spend just one day with this woman 😂 she’s really makes me laugh, especially on her podcast.
I want to spend the rest of my life with her.lol
@@rossilake218 doesn't need to be mutually exclusive
Am I the only one who's amazed by the clean execution of that front kick ? She's too perfect...!! I love her... !!
The beauty is in the imperfections
That opening bit explains why there are all thoese standards and rules about appearance and behaviors: someone is making a profit out of it.
There's a whole market for the feeling of inadequacy right now.
MOST of the market is about feeling inadequate. you drive an old car? SHAME ON YOU. not wearing the latest sneaker-thongs? that was sooo last week! Oh look, another iphone that only adds One Feture that every other phone has had for a decade or more now, and it's ten times as expensive? WOOHOO!
seriously, the newest thing I own is a two year old gaming laptop. heck my $45,000 Luxury Car is over 14 years old now, and I got it used! (because I'm frugal)
@@TheStraycat74 This looks like a trend among women comedian, they just talk sex, their bodies in the name of stand up. No real stand up women comedian.
@@DT-eg4ip the only funny bit is how they would laugh in my face if I asked any of them out on a date...
@@DT-eg4ip There's plenty of funny woman comedians who don't talk about sex. You just don't hear about them because men are only interested in comedians who talk about sex (because then they can complain afterwards that they only talk about sex)
Go watch Sarah Millican, Kathleen Madigan, Aisling Bea, Aparna Nancherla, Ali Wong, Maria Bamford, Katherine Ryan, Tig Notaro, fuck there's so many great woman comedians who don't talk about sex (and so many male comedians who do) that you're looking a really disingenuous and biased right now.
Yay capitalism!
2:26 she wanted even Stevens
if there was an award, you'd get it.
Most guys don't care as long as you're somewhat attractive nice and fun to be around
Truth!
It was nice of Whitney to keep us abreast of what's going on.
This joke is so bad that it's good
I love this video, not only is it hilarious, but it is also informative.
Perfection is such an overrated concept, in people, that I will never understand why some people only obsessed with reaching it.
You just have to find the right person that we value you for exactly who you are, with your flaws and your good things, and stop trying to satisfy others that are just miserable.
Ahh, we know we'll never likely find perfection, but we DO try to acquire those who are as close to it as we can get. Plus, what is more valuable to men, is MORE women. New pussy beats old pussy almost every time. how else can we explain Hugh Grant out on Hollywood blvd searching for whores, while he had Elizabeth Hurley at home waiting for him? It's the primal urge to have sex with as many different women as possible. Another saying, show me any beautiful woman, and there's at least one man who's absolutely sick and tired of putting up with something about her.
One word: opportunity. You can only choose one, but if your pool of candidates are larger the better the chance of finding that special someone. That's called increasing your opportunities. It applies to everything in life, from school, to work, to finding a spouse, etc. That's why many people risk a lot to find better opportunities.
really? no disrespect but i didn’t laugh once. i like most comedians podcasts more then their stand up
That Ryan Gosling push kick was actually really good...
@Suraj Shaw funny that her face is nearly perfectly symmetrical:) as are most models’ faces
@@JenniferDaniels909 Well that's the entertainment industry for you...
People who complain about beautiful people over there, are themselves better looking than regularl people.
Suraj Shaw yes, true. And no one likes a hot comedian (though if the comedian is a woman they hate her if she’s not hot too :) I actually used to know Whitney in college and when I met her and she kept talking to me before class, I genuinely thought “why is this beautiful girl needy for friends? Something must be wrong with her.” Then 3/4 years later I saw her doing commentary on mtv or vh1 for that I love the 90s thing - and it was like, ohhhhh that’s why she seemed needy. She’s an actress :) I’m happy to see her doing well. She is naturally beautiful. She didn’t have makeup or nice clothes and hair in college and STOOD out still.
@@JenniferDaniels909 Been too good looking for a male comedian is kind of detrimental for him as regular average looking people cannot relate to him and his life experiences... Which is one of the most important part of comedy, having a crowd relate to your story. And when it comes to female comedian... Well people prefer beautiful woman for every thing and not just comedy.
And yeah, even Joe Roganhas pointed that most people who get into the entertainment industry are needy.
She looks naturally beautiful to me too but I have seen a lot of people accusing her of having her face full of plastic.
@Suraj Shaw chance she’s had Botox, but she had not otherwise changed her face. That’s the same mouth and nose and cheeks and chin as when we were 21. I also went to college with Ivanka Trump. Now SHE has an entire new face. But an excellent surgeon :)
Who is these men that are telling women we want yall to look perfect all the time lol
No straight man cares that much it be them down low dudes
Those are neckbeards
you right... it's not men, it's women and corporations.
It's porn and particularly the young men who watch it.
Gay men and women. Considering those are who lead the fashion industry
@@wunnell I watch porn and Dakota Skye and Angela White look vastly different.
This just goes to prove the rule that I developed after years working in computer, phone, and tablet repair. The rule is " It doesn't matter what you look like, there is someone out there that's willing to pay money to see you naked!"
1:45
Wait, isn't Ryan Gosling partly famous for having a asymmetrical face?
Oscar Clarke an*
José Bermudez lol mexican
yeah that's the joke
@@rakshi_gowda lmao rak shit
@@rakshi_gowda Choke on a taco
Discovered Whitney today and I am already in love with her comedy!
The most expensive option for the sex dolls, is the off switch for the voice.
That's like how women think men pay escorts for sex. They're wrong, men pay em to leave afterwards lol
@@muskokamike127 :-D:-D:-D
@@muskokamike127 Their is none leaving my basement
@@ohrightok9750 sorry no, I've used that line since long before there was an internet let alone youtube.
@@muskokamike127 i take it back soz
women are like coffee. it's a matter of preference.
...so... They are just people... And there's still a matter of preference? ... 😅🤷♂️
So... like men, as well? So people. You're talking about people.
@@solasauto right? 😅
@@solasauto some people also don't like women. I like them though
Trevil McEvil thats gay
“Whitney Cummings: Sex Researcher”
She’s educating the masses on multiple levels, and her metaphors are killer!
that headkick though. Whitney Cummings is a ninja
She is so gorgeous ❤️
She has beautiful cheekbones
looks so artificial and weird to me. I think she looked better before all the cosmetic surgeries.
@@mvvagner yea lol , also she says that dolls are bad for society cause of impossible standards yet look at vibrastors and dildos theyre like 10 inch alien fingers
Glad she is working through her self image issues through comedy. Hope it helps other women. With all the porn out there young women get a false sense of what men want. Looks are good for getting you interested. Personality and common interests are what keep you interested.
The Salvador Dali reference, YEEEEEEES, now I LOVE her EVEN MORE 😍💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
I love her.
She ain't lying
I find her hilarious and beautiful at the same time
Because you are a woman. We men are here for different reasons.
@@halfvolley11 Speak for yourself, butch.
love the ending
AGREE!
Some women who talk about sex are awkward but she is just so damn funny
What women never seem to understand, despite how often they ask the question. Thing is, they are asking the wrong question.
Keep it simple, ladies. The right question is, "Do you like boobs?" The answer will be "Yes."
Add any adjectives you like, the answer is still be yes. Ask whoever you like, man or woman, sexual orientation doesn't matter, the answer is yes!
An even better question would be "Would you like to (verb) them?" Put in whatever verb you want done to them. If they say no, I'd say what that person actually dislikes is who they are attached to, not the boobs themselves. Don't take the word dislike too strongly either. It could go from outright hating you, to just not being that interested in you, to "why is this strange lady flashing her tits at me". Please don't flash random strangers, that reflects more on you than the person who said no.
21 years old and never had a celebrity crush until today and of all the celebrities I choose a fuckin comedian
I think Whitney Cummings is related to Gal Gadot 🤔
@TIOTIO damn... That's a thing?
me too!
And don't forget, both the Baldwin brothers! 😂
@TIOTIO lmaooooooooooooooo
@@TreDaGod24 I'll take them both down for a combined total of 18 seconds
How can u not love Whitney Cummings? She’s hilarious and yes, gorgeous……
I've been hanging out with a 38 year old woman that I thought was really pretty and kept replying her that when she said I was gonna cheat on her with 20 year old hot girls if I wasn't already. She became so jealous for no reason we finally broke up. To this day when we happen to send each other texts she's still convinced I was cheating on her cuz she was too old for me. It's been 5 years. Now she might be.
This woman's boyfriend is one lucky dude. To have this woman around to make you laugh everyday must be freaking awesome. I just picture having the worst day ever at work and coming home to this beautiful woman that will make you laugh your ass off.
Probably not true, it’s like saying your married to a chef so all your food must be amazing. So he or she has to come home and make amazing food for you after a long day doing it for work
She's right about symmetrical, that's why the hadid sisters give me the creeps.
Hello danny
Broken shoulder is such a common thing for snowboarding right after broken wrists. I had some very heavy crashes in the past on my shoulders, luckily I did not break anything. But I am wearing a projector jacket with shoulder paddings ever since.
The most beautiful faces aren't just symmetrical. They're mathematical averages of all facial characteristics. Therefore beauty = average.
The ending 🤣🤣🥲🥲😃
I would say this was the best part of the act, but the whole thing was awesome. All in all very insightful.
You are so wonderful Whitney Cummings!
3:47
ULTIMATE REALIZATION
your telling me that God knows what is best; though we may not understand at the very specific moment, but we will get to know when time comes.Thank you for sharing your story
She's actually very funny, it's not that girls can't be funny. She has the perfect energy, punchline and delivery. Just not talking about vaginas with no substance
She's not intolerable, but she's really not funny for a famous comdian
now, that's a very good joke
Steven Diaz was ok, not that funny. Not because she’s a woman, but if you compare her to the comedians I watch ( Bill burr, David Chappell, George Carlin and a Japanese woman whose name I forgot)
She’s just not that funny. I didn’t even giggle once, my opinion atleast
ya, i laughed a little, it was pretty good.
3 name changes allowed every 90 days. So why are you here if you don't find women funny?
I love Whitney.
Finding out what men want isn't the goal, not caring what they want is.
Whitney rocks!
She makes is sound like that it isn’t normal to have different sized boobs. Most women have different sized boobs.
It might have been a side effect of her eating disorder, I don’t know, but I really don’t think so. 😅
It's very unlikely to have symmetrical breast but eating disorders can amplify it to quite an extreme degree.
Yeah but maybe her boobs were too different which might have given her body image issues.
@@esmee6308 Boobs are like snowflakes- no two are alike.❄that is just one of the things I like about them😋
As someone who didn't have eating disorder i have very uneven boobs, one is almost a whole cup bigger than the other, but in my case i could be side effect of back braces.
Sounded like an excuse to do the surgery...like "I just HAD to do it because I had a problem"...but each one do whatever they want to their body
She's So on it!
omg she's amazing!
I say this since I've had to deal with this with my love of my life and wife. Do not be ashamed if you lack symmetry. Do not be shy, do not be self conscious. Realize we men are a simple lot. We have fallen for you long before the clothes come off. If it isn't perfect, who cares? It's still you. We aren't perfect either. There is nothing negative to come out of the situation. It makes you unique and that much more fascinating. They are just as much, if not more fun to play with. They are also still a part of that wonderful person that we are hopelessly smitten with. Men will never be turned off by this. You are beautiful and unique. Own it.
Hello Gal Gadot. When did you start doing stand-up?
Oh god haha, she is legit so funny! Why haven't I seen her before!!!
Have you guys watched the full specials on netflix though it's so great she put a lot of effort into it and now I'm her fans. 😭😭
The last line 😂😂😂
Very funny, witty lady. Also a very attractive lady.
That kick tho
Doctor: "We need to increase the size of the air bags or fill them with helium ."
NASA IS THE WORLDS BIGGEST BUYER OF HELIUM. GUESS WHERE IT GOES? THATS RIGHT. INTO THE ROCKET SHAPED BALLOONS. ROCKETS ARE NOT REAL, THERE IS NO SPACE.
@andy lenow
😳😳😳
"There is someone for everyone." I wasn't looking when I found my perfect 'my kind of beautiful' half way around the world! Took 3 years to get married (distance and paper work issues) And another 6 months to get the passport and visa. Still married after 47 years! We still make each other laugh and communicate our love often. (But not perfectly by any means. That still takes work on our part!)
@you build it we destroy it Thanks! I wish everyone could find their 'special' person and have what it takes to make the love and respect last!
Perfection/symmetry is very attractive initially, but doesn't sustain attraction. Flaws and imperfections (to a degree!) sustain attraction.
"Classic" beauty can get plain after time. "Exotic" beauty maintains interest and mystery and allure, and seems to add personality.
I had a girlfriend with crooked teeth. She had the sexiest smile. Just an example.
You had your own “air bags”! 💜
Is this a ted talk? Imma confused
I agree there is a lack of communication
Heh heh. She should have capped her Salvador Dali reference with "The Persistence of Mammary."
lol ahhahaha
you're too highbrow for this comment section sir
HA! - great line!
Love whitney Cummings
Did she also talk about getting plastic surgery in this special?
Honestly, this is the first woman comedian that I have found that has actually make me chuckle
My ex wanted me to cut my hair and style it differently, complained about my weight and not shaving enough. Didn't like the way I dressed and I just wasn't good enough in general.
Glad to hear he's your ex!! I bet that whenever he finds this dream girl with the perfect hair, perfect body perfect blah blah blah... She'll reject him anyway cause he acts like a fussy little boy 😂 there are DEFINITELY loads of guys out there who will love you for you
at least he was honest enough to tell you
*Kim K never fails to make me laugh*
Um, Whitney's face is pretty pretty damn symmetrical . It's nice, but I'm just say'n.
She paid TOP DOLLARRRRRR
Nobody is watching this video for comedy. Everyone is wondering about her figure.
@@Plump_Nick That weirdly perfect nose
@@vandaloo its not perfect at all, her entire body is a fucking disgusting piece of plastic, should be outlawed to get vanity surgery.
This is like an energetic TED talk. 🤔
“and at that moment I realized that I’ve bounced off my tits” 🤣🤣🤣
Probably the first time in the history of everything that this sentence was said 🤣
I am 1000% sure that this has been said *many* times.
Flaws are awesome
Is this comedy ? Feels like therapy
That was hilarious. One of the best sets I’ve heard in a long time
Oh my God I think I'm in love for the first time ever, she is hot, cool and the first Fu female comedian ever.
That's infatuation. Come back to the planets surface. I assure you, she has some freakish ass qualities that would have you running for a bunker. Comedians are the most f'ed up of anyone so you would eventually be her bitch.
I love Whitney! She is amazingly beautiful, and very funny. I don't see any of the "women comedians aren't funny" comments that usually fill up the comments sections of these videos.
It is interesting to hear her observe the objectivity of a female sex robot. I think it would have been funnier is she could have turned it around and then commented on the what she liked about a male robot. I mean, really draw out flaws like uneven balls or a little bit of spare tire. Maybe a fantasy or two that men often see but is SO incredibly wrong. I would name some of them but - the shame!!
The way she talks wow 😮
"big salvador dali fan?" lmaoooooo
you are making me laugh every time
This woman gets me everytime with her damn topics, even tho I don't even like her wtf 😂
here is a woman rambling about her own Taaataaas.
And the audience serves as her Therapist.
And she gets cash for that.
Genius.
she talks about the factory but forgets to mention that she put in an order to have her created as one. you sly girl you wanted to ceach us off gaurd didnt you
I must say, that compared to most showed in my face woman who does stand up - Amy Smudders or what's her surname - I just saw an example in this particular clip. At 3.03 - 3:16, Whitney uses the type that never really spoke to me which Amy uses like .. ALL the time. And you can see that the audience does not really react well to that either. On the other hand, that part starting from 3:40 is just her type of humour and I really like it. Very expressive, grimaces.. that direct humor with her noblessness 3:47. Good Job, Whitney.
Whitney you're a babe. Any man would be lucky to be
your partner. 😗💕
U gey
Water I need water there is a man dying of thirst!!
she doesn't want an unsuccessful in life incel like you probably are though
Candle face! My favorite comic
i need to find a man paying 1400 for pubic hair👀
Go to Japan...it is preferred.
well for some, a shaven one is a turn off...
I know right? A lot of people could buy a house!
Flawless
The only women comedian I'd say is one of my favorites. Next to bill burr and dave chapelle.
Look up Taylor Tomlinson
i absolutely love this woman she is hilarious! !!!!!
The Salvador Dali bit got me hood 😂