Brutal Marriage Movie - SNL

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  • @n0sferatu338
    @n0sferatu338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9300

    “you look very beautiful in this light-“ “YOURE SUFFOCATING ME” had me dying

    • @cynthiarusso5967
      @cynthiarusso5967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lol!!

    • @colstonlchinese
      @colstonlchinese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hilarious

    • @pirimpallopirimpalli4932
      @pirimpallopirimpalli4932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      thanks for your comment. I went back and rewatched that bit. The scared face Rami does is priceless.

    • @raynsterr
      @raynsterr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ramis face after she yells that is SO FUNNY

    • @colstonlchinese
      @colstonlchinese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@raynsterr hilarious

  • @teddypcadieux8271
    @teddypcadieux8271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13189

    lmfao a director who is going through a divorce himself but now HE gets to decide what happens

  • @donaldlivingston75
    @donaldlivingston75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10474

    "I had a heart attack!" "I just can't with you!" such a good play on the trope of how even a Very Good Reason means nothing when you miss The Big Event.

    • @dajiyahmcae1880
      @dajiyahmcae1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      *THE BIG EVENT*

    • @CharliePetricor
      @CharliePetricor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      And they act like the kid is gonna be heartbroken but they're probably like "Oh dad didn't make it? Bummer... Can we go get McDonald's?"

    • @richardbourton4523
      @richardbourton4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      Bonus points if they miss the BIG EVENT but arrive just too late in a car driven by ANOTHER WOMAN CHARACTER, so we can all enjoy the dull crushingly hateful and lazy manufactured conflict of rashly assumed infidelity without the chance to explain.

    • @susiebrown6646
      @susiebrown6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This was so good

    • @deepfocus888
      @deepfocus888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "I'll go to the next one" "Tony, it was AJ's last meet of the season"!

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4424

    Rami’s utterly despairing “sex is fire” is living in my head rent-free now 😆😆😆

    • @ShadesOfGuitar
      @ShadesOfGuitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Kings of Leon

    • @pixpusha
      @pixpusha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Im right there with him, like yea, sure, I have it all the time. lol

    • @ThorfinnMacbeth
      @ThorfinnMacbeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShadesOfGuitar hah yeah. Imagining a snow petrol version is hilarious though! Its just a bunch slower, with key board and totally out of place pathos! I want to make a parody version now!.... "We'll do it all...... every... thing.... sex... on fire...... iF I lay here.... if I just LAY... HERE..... Would we have sex?!.... and would it be... Fire?"
      th-cam.com/video/GemKqzILV4w/w-d-xo.html

    • @brianruyack7632
      @brianruyack7632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Zippy Thekid Not even the same bro.

  • @katsmenagerie106
    @katsmenagerie106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Don't forget the pet that has like one cameo with the kid and isn't shown again until its eventual tragic and untimely death to complete somebody's growth arc (probably dad's first emotional moment with the kid)

    • @juliankennedy4304
      @juliankennedy4304 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Revolutionary Road was like this. The kids just vanish halfway through.

    • @davidserlin8097
      @davidserlin8097 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly, so maybe these are just better written versions of a Hallmark movie?

    • @PalomasMusic666
      @PalomasMusic666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The constant glares out the window, and maybe a montage with music from an artist singing a song nobody likes

  • @jakehuang3545
    @jakehuang3545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3811

    “We just want to fight a little more until we fall in love again”
    The writers are pretty good this season NGL

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We just love writers.

    • @loriwest4777
      @loriwest4777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The therapists' eyeroll. Perfect!😂

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@loriwest4777 done doing her job

    • @bleepbloop9251
      @bleepbloop9251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks to the 3 sad virgins

  • @josephhoeffner5784
    @josephhoeffner5784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6647

    Most SNL trailer parodies like this have some degree of affection, but this feels like someone in the writer's room really has a bone to pick haha.

    • @StupidSystemus
      @StupidSystemus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Probably also a rub on Colin Jost 😂

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oh, isn't the behind-the-scenes stuff in television FASCINATING?

    • @wittay
      @wittay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Feels kinda like the Papyrus sketch. Somebody was angry when they wrote that sketch.

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@wittay oh man the papyrus sketch was great

    • @chasemartin7713
      @chasemartin7713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      It feels like a Julio Torres skit, when he says “two straight people with their straight little problems”….lol definitely Julio Torres. Greatest work since he brought us the seminal classic “The Sink”, and the stalwart timeless classic “Papyrus”.

  • @LordSkella
    @LordSkella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12622

    FULLY expect oscars was the funniest line for me

    • @alexrezel8860
      @alexrezel8860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Yeah, they were really chewing on it. :)

    • @stanamilanovich3956
      @stanamilanovich3956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Mine was the line about the director being recently divorced -- so true! You can always tell it from the writers in the scripts too.

    • @endtimessupportgroup5685
      @endtimessupportgroup5685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's sad

    • @sofiaguerrero0969
      @sofiaguerrero0969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      yes! The acting in marriage story was okay but over the top. They were too confident for people who were supposed to be going through a divorce. Nothing subtle about their acting- it was all in your face

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@stanamilanovich3956 I think this was a dig at Noah Baumbach

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Her dancing in the “Starring a woman who likes to drink wine & dance around” part is perfect !!!!

  • @bobdylansdaughter
    @bobdylansdaughter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1138

    The white woman with the wine - such a trope. I was rolling my eyes every time Jessica Chastain reached for a wine bottle on the show.

    • @oceanfive5
      @oceanfive5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I mean white women love wine

    • @pcbassoon3892
      @pcbassoon3892 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because women are alcoholics who hate their kids!

    • @DragonBellyTravels
      @DragonBellyTravels ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I would normally question the whole “white women love wine” statement except that a I’ve seen it for myself as a cashier in a supermarket. Whoa. And, don’t let it be a Sunday at 11:59am. They are standing by to bum rush that wine section and fill up their carts.
      *We always ran a buy 6, get 2-free sale on Sundays. It was total mayhem.

    • @Salma-yo6ns
      @Salma-yo6ns 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Cracked me up, along with “a man who loves to be petted” and “the therapist will be black” 😂😂

    • @Studentofgosset
      @Studentofgosset 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      What show

  • @emileehenderson9063
    @emileehenderson9063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9731

    "Man doesn't hit woman, but breaks something close to her." Hahahahahahhahaha

    • @cdchris512
      @cdchris512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Genius hahahahahahaha

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      reality

    • @SVanwells
      @SVanwells 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Unfortunately... Still somehow goes on her future restraining order as he was physically abusive

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@SVanwells hey...that's true lol

    • @dajiyahmcae1880
      @dajiyahmcae1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      @@SVanwells that's because it's abuse...👀

  • @Yuyu99000
    @Yuyu99000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3773

    “So..break up?”
    “NO WE WANNA FIGHT SOME MORE”

    • @xpez9694
      @xpez9694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      hey love is some crazy shit...

    • @lyrafiddle
      @lyrafiddle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      😫😭 too realistic!

    • @jaaaniya
      @jaaaniya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOO

    • @billholt2198
      @billholt2198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ..until we fall in love again. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Look we all know that couple

  • @newgmodo5609
    @newgmodo5609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6486

    “...comes another film that shows you what a bummer it is to share your life with another person.” 🤣😂😅

    • @lamo1724
      @lamo1724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That was a Michael Che line, I'm sure of it! Xxx

    • @stephaniestanley8041
      @stephaniestanley8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That line was epic.

    • @paulwright6044
      @paulwright6044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@lamo1724 Che trolling Jost, much?

    • @CharliePetricor
      @CharliePetricor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I swear, all these movies make marriage seem like a miserable nightmare 😂

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@CharliePetricor It’s not miserable for everybody, no. But it is miserable for a lot of people.

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    “Ezra has one tumbling recital a YEAR!”
    Perfect. 👌🏻

    • @Ingrid922
      @Ingrid922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's probably also two yearrs old and won't remember very much about it.

    • @LadyEowyn
      @LadyEowyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had a heart attack.

  • @ZeroChannelZero
    @ZeroChannelZero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    Next time my partner says "I'm sorry" I'm going to fire back "YOU'RE ALWAYS SORRY NATE." Her name is Lisa.

    • @Mallenaudrix
      @Mallenaudrix 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Gotta show her this skit

    • @michaelgarcia5051
      @michaelgarcia5051 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Make sure you call your kid “Ezra”

    • @Leon-dn4fu
      @Leon-dn4fu 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@michaelgarcia5051I’m gonna call my kid “Better than Ezra”.

    • @Unregulatedperson
      @Unregulatedperson 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂​@@Leon-dn4fu

  • @Cspspack
    @Cspspack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7550

    I’m a marriage counselor and this is so spot on.

    • @artmoss6889
      @artmoss6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      As a therapist, do you ever get to play ref? Telling people when they are reacting with uncalled for anger to a minor slight, for example?

    • @Shiva108
      @Shiva108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      As a marriage counselor, how many divorces do you yourself have on record?

    • @loriwest4777
      @loriwest4777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That eyeroll was PERFECT! Cracks me up everytime 😂😂😂

    • @Mischa81
      @Mischa81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      Are you black? 😀

    • @pamelaporter4750
      @pamelaporter4750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Mischa81, 😂

  • @TheFoldMusic
    @TheFoldMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7235

    Heidi and Rami were perfect, but let’s give this voice actor his flowers, he’s a STAR!
    “Married people across America are asking, “is this for us? Cuz we don’t want it.”
    Kills me that these don’t make the cut

    • @camikaye6795
      @camikaye6795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      im 99% sure it’s Steve Higgins

    • @schawdaya
      @schawdaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      im like 900% sure thats alec baldwin

    • @vivianamuntean146
      @vivianamuntean146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Kelly Srdar - :) Hi, Dunning Krueger.

    • @dajiyahmcae1880
      @dajiyahmcae1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      “Went to the movies, saw a damn play!” 💀

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@camikaye6795 Is he the one who announced the NATO cafeteria skit?

  • @christinap-c
    @christinap-c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4414

    “I wanna live with Daddy. He’s SUCH a good man.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KingBillionz
      @KingBillionz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Obviously true

    • @lorderica
      @lorderica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣

    • @andyspendlove1019
      @andyspendlove1019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      “You’re right…. 🥺”

    • @Imsexysryurnot
      @Imsexysryurnot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He definitely wasn't given BIRTHday money early to state that to his mom 🙄 😹

    • @christineferreira2181
      @christineferreira2181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Sadly I actually went through this as a child.

  • @TheTurkaderr
    @TheTurkaderr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I lost it at " Saw a damn play ", despite being a theatre person,lmao.

    • @juliannehannes11
      @juliannehannes11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because we all know those Dads with zero patience for any kind of dramatics that isn't a gun duel

  • @sweetlouuu
    @sweetlouuu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Rami Malek has been the best SNL guest of this season and these skits were all genius. I would love to see him do a double season, double-take. Every second, every moment in this skit is better than most movies. Everyone who worked on this skit was genius and should be proud. You made us laugh, relate, and consider our own f**k ups. Cheers.

    • @Alex_Tribe
      @Alex_Tribe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I agree. I think they really trusted and respected Rami's acting ability so they gave him fantastic stuff. I mean the choosing a new bed one; the angelo one; the leasing out their cabin (but their really killers) one...never have I laughed so much at so many skits. Need to see him do more SNL stuff in future.

  • @nlpnt
    @nlpnt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Starring; A good, sensitive man played by an actor who usually does villains.
    A woman who wonders "is this all?" played by an actress who usually does comedy.
    And a kid who's a foot and a half taller with a voice an octave deeper in junket interviews because this was on the shelf for so long because of covid.

    • @nibirue
      @nibirue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Rita 25 y.o - check my vidéó why did you copy someone else's comment as your own? Very tacky.

    • @pirimpallopirimpalli4932
      @pirimpallopirimpalli4932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rami Malek has done one villain in his whole career.

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pirimpallopirimpalli4932 Atleast two, and the guy from Mr Robot wasn't exactly a hero

    • @pirimpallopirimpalli4932
      @pirimpallopirimpalli4932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chronica6457 not being a hero makes him a villain? If you have such a black-and-white view of the world Mr. Robot was not for you.

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pirimpallopirimpalli4932 I never said he was a villain, I just said he wasn't a proper hero
      You're the one who immediatly assumed I was calling him a villain, so sounds like you're the one with a black or white view

  • @rasheedlowery
    @rasheedlowery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3222

    "Went to the movies, saw a damn play"
    - Keith Braun

    • @steveconn
      @steveconn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Best usually are, rest CGI toffee.

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@steveconn please who tf asked

    • @riverotter68
      @riverotter68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@steveconn some people to go see movies because some tales are just better told on the big screen. Many dramas could be shown on PBS and not lose much

    • @calvinandthecoalcars6188
      @calvinandthecoalcars6188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This was the line where I actually laughed out loud 😂

    • @NWednesdayQuansah
      @NWednesdayQuansah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @emmettsimon9487
    @emmettsimon9487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2875

    “Ezra has one concert a year, One!”
    “I had a heart attack!”

    • @stephaniestanley8041
      @stephaniestanley8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      So freaking funny

    • @jesushateswood
      @jesushateswood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Ezra had a tumbling recital.
      Isn't a tumbling recital just toddlers doing clumsy gymnastics? 😆

    • @enbuchwald
      @enbuchwald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This Ezra is just happy if he doesn’t take a tumble on his way to the bathroom each night.

    • @dominiqueodom3099
      @dominiqueodom3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I cant...

    • @KnightMD
      @KnightMD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "You cancelled our wedding!"
      "Uh, there was a global pandemic. The venue wouldn't take us and there was a curfew preventing guests from making it."
      "I can't..."

  • @divyamehra5304
    @divyamehra5304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    The thing is I've watched Marriage Story and Scenes From A Marriage...and this sketch..two times now and I am still crying tears of laughter. This is genius. In just a few scenes, they somehow summed up both these two stories so accurately. I did however enjoy the movie and the series not gonna lie. but this is a gold comedy.

    • @PhaedraDarwish
      @PhaedraDarwish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wait. Do the other two actually exist!

    • @Ceares
      @Ceares 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@PhaedraDarwish sadly, yes, yes they do. Scenes from a marriage exists twice as a matter of fact. And well Marriage Story does too if you count The Squid and the Whale

    • @SuperRobertoClemente
      @SuperRobertoClemente 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL Marriage Story is great! Scenes from a Marriage you gotta watch the Bergman original tho.

    • @kendallevans4079
      @kendallevans4079 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why?

    • @keelahrose
      @keelahrose ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could not get through Marriage Story.

  • @asia3726
    @asia3726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    „And the stunt team from Blue Valentine” was brilliant🤣

  • @TheWalkersk592
    @TheWalkersk592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    “From a director going through a divorce himself, and now he gets to decide what happens.” I’m so glad that it’s obvious to someone else. 😅😂

    • @freddiegrace3770
      @freddiegrace3770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It is basically a nod to Noah Baumbach! lol

    • @Kal-EL_Volta
      @Kal-EL_Volta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Makes you wonder about movies that have unnecessary sex scenes or rape scenes. Ive always wondered if it cuz the director wants to see a hot actress be nude

    • @davidmckesey7119
      @davidmckesey7119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@freddiegrace3770 at least he's with Greta Gerwig

    • @henrygustavekrausse7459
      @henrygustavekrausse7459 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kal-EL_Volta Mostly the audience's fault. The director's job is to sell movie tickets, and sex sells.

    • @devchekhov7512
      @devchekhov7512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@henrygustavekrausse7459 yes, because that totally justifies unnecessary rape scenes. /s

  • @newgmodo5609
    @newgmodo5609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    “Very, very quiet. Then, ALL OF A SUDDEN LOUD!”

  • @jayes8191
    @jayes8191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4921

    Can we just acknowledge Heidi Gardner for brilliantly holding her own with an Oscar award winning actor?! 👏👏👏

    • @StephRae
      @StephRae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      absolutely, she's wonderful - as did Aidy in the Mattress Store. SNL actresses are not for play play. Damned fine actresses.

    • @eswift8318
      @eswift8318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Well, yeah. You can see that she totally expects her own Oscar now.

    • @VanishedPNW
      @VanishedPNW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah some really difficult acting here. Lol

    • @kylef2937
      @kylef2937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No

    • @1vw4me
      @1vw4me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She great, but she needs to eat a god-damn sandwich! She's literally wasting away in front of us again.

  • @luckyjasonfan
    @luckyjasonfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Really quiet then suddenly Loud"
    😂😂😂 I'm CHOKING!

  • @jmsmith1767
    @jmsmith1767 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    0:45 “I HAD A HEART ATTACK!” And gets zero sympathy. God so realistic

  • @angeleyes_1412
    @angeleyes_1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    ‘Anddd.. they’re crying again’ 😂

    • @ElizabethScottStress
      @ElizabethScottStress 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is where I started laughing out loud!

    • @amandainsa1048
      @amandainsa1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO...and then crying!

    • @kareninalabama
      @kareninalabama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amandainsa1048, I wasn't crying until I read your comment! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @staticandtelevision
      @staticandtelevision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @deanc1151
      @deanc1151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣And there crying again 🥲🤣🤣!

  • @EnzoTheBaker
    @EnzoTheBaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Some screenwriter is actually taking notes and going "Damn this shit is gold, slow down!"

    • @bubblesezblonde
      @bubblesezblonde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sadly so true....I bet they somehow link it to one of the comic book 'universes'...ooops just gave them another idea. Apologies.

    • @30secondstomarsMBH
      @30secondstomarsMBH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bubblesezblonde Looool what's up with your salt?

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're not sorry... you're not sorry ONE BIT!!! *shatters coffee mug on a wall i inches away from you*

    • @kendallevans4079
      @kendallevans4079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@commandercaptain4664 keep going....Then you say: "shit I'm such a fool"....Then:(voice over) "Honey, just talk to me, we can work this out".....

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "Damn this shit is gold, slow down!"
      "This film was done five hundred and seventy-four times between 1974 and 1981. Then again in the 1990s."

  • @Eph_Wilson
    @Eph_Wilson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    "From a director currently going through a divorce himself."
    Literally all I can think when I see these.

  • @basicallydeadbooks000
    @basicallydeadbooks000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Malcom and Marie is another ‘Married People Arguing for 3 hours’ movie that has the same feel as this 😂

  • @michaelvin8632
    @michaelvin8632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "From a director going through a divorce himself, and now HE gets to decide what happens!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Or romcoms ... "from a writer in love with Kelly, the blonde receptionist at Universal, who doesn't care about his Oscar nom, his bank account, his clothes, or how nice he is, because she's not even aware he exists ..."

  • @marquesjohnson6359
    @marquesjohnson6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2067

    "a woman who drinks and dances around a husband who likes to be petted, and the therapist will be black" LMAO 😂🤣 I mean accurate 😁 but when they were like he doesn't hit her but breaks something close to her I was like yeah that's gonna happen too LOL

    • @TheFoldMusic
      @TheFoldMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maid

    • @psyclotronxx3083
      @psyclotronxx3083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Of course the therapist is black AND female coming out of Hollywood 😂

    • @steffnic13
      @steffnic13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheFoldMusic Literally was gonna write this comment on another thread. It’s all well and good until it’s actually abuse like in Maid. Such a ridiculously fine line.

    • @TheFoldMusic
      @TheFoldMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@steffnic13 I loved how that show shined a light on that. You kinda root for the Dad and the baby Daddy, until you don’t. Such a great area/fine line, for sure…

    • @BlackAtticus
      @BlackAtticus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was my favorite part too!! I laughed so hard

  • @rachelle8894
    @rachelle8894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    The accuracy and over saturation of this genre, SNL hit it right

    • @loriwest4777
      @loriwest4777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the movie trailer voice. Spot on. Like Honest Trailers 😆😆

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ditto the Lesbian Period Drama one.

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “Aaaaaand they’re crying again” 😂🤣😂😂

    • @bojangles5232
      @bojangles5232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      genre? i thought its just a spoof of "marriage story"

    • @freddiegrace3770
      @freddiegrace3770 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was only cut because of Colin Jost being married to Scarlett Johansson.

  • @taratehrani8019
    @taratehrani8019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    Such a good parody of scenes from a marriage that show is borderline crazy

    • @brakesforsnakes757
      @brakesforsnakes757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Marriage is straight up crazy.

    • @LazyIRanch
      @LazyIRanch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@brakesforsnakes757 Right on. I wish I'd figured that out sooner than later. I guess that's why I've never seen any of the movies that are referenced in this sketch. I don't need any reminders of those wasted years!

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I couldn't finish it. I couldn't stand Mira from the beginning.

    • @Sam-zz2lf
      @Sam-zz2lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could tell from the thumbnail. 😂

    • @gingerisevil02
      @gingerisevil02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I thought it was also based on “marriage story” with the “doesn’t hit her but hits something close to her” bit lol. I hate the normalization of men punching a hole in the wall (although I did enjoy that movie.)

  • @davidecolin
    @davidecolin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    All jokes aside, Revolutionary Road is my all-time favorite "marriage crisis" movie. The characters are so complex and the acting is crazy good!

    • @jonathanhall1823
      @jonathanhall1823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I have forgotten what actually happened in the movie. Because I saw it many years ago. But I finished reading the original novel by Richard Yates recently. I really do feel like I know these characters, they’re so recognizable in real life. They’re not the kind of characters in literature, if you know what I mean

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well that sounds interesting, if I can remember

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s a good one because Leo and Kate have _chef’s kiss_ beautiful chemistry from being friends for so long

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jonathanhall1823 I read the book a long time ago but I have felt the desire to re-read it recently. It’s a sign!

    • @jonathanhall1823
      @jonathanhall1823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@parryyotter I hope you will get a deeper understanding about these characters by rereading it

  • @bretburt7317
    @bretburt7317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Best part right at the end ... "Just get a Divorce!". Laughed out loud to that one.

  • @CharliePetricor
    @CharliePetricor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    All jokes aside, Heidi could *REALLY* shine in a dramatic role. She's fantastic! 👏🏻✨

  • @incandesantlite
    @incandesantlite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    They got me with the 'therapist WILL be black" line lol 🤣🤣

    • @ladyt618
      @ladyt618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂 YESSS!!

  • @naturalgal6748
    @naturalgal6748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    “I had a heart attack” 😂😂😂

    • @EnzoTheBaker
      @EnzoTheBaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      *(Storms off)*

    • @stephaniestanley8041
      @stephaniestanley8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And she didn't 💅 care. 😆

    • @juliealexis7438
      @juliealexis7438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@stephaniestanley8041 My gosh... the painted nails took me out...🤣😂🤣

    • @gingerisevil02
      @gingerisevil02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      “I can’t.”

    • @SpamNeggs23
      @SpamNeggs23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lupita?!🥰

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Went to the movies, saw a damn play”
    Ok, I am going to be using that phrase a LOT more often!!!

  • @charlottekay5989
    @charlottekay5989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I never thought I'd find the words "I had a heart attack" funny, but here we are...

  • @Samael767
    @Samael767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    "Went to the movies, saw a damn play."
    Yeah, pretty much.

    • @Cw311z
      @Cw311z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Much more like seeing a 2 hour long soap opera.

    • @vonnii1013
      @vonnii1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yes

    • @zoolerscom
      @zoolerscom 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That made me LoL.

  • @bibilove6277
    @bibilove6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Literally laughing out loud. That sex /crying scene was everything.

  • @vicinvesta8349
    @vicinvesta8349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "we are just gonna fight a little more until we love each other again" this was absolutely genius.

  • @veo16
    @veo16 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    0:19 Never thought I’d hear that line in the wild. But I did. Just yesterday.
    Girl bumped into my wife at a bakery in Paris and said “sorry!”
    Her boyfriend then pulls her aside after we’ve passed, but were still in earshot.
    “Stop saying sorry all the time. It makes you look weak.”

  • @scolkereybel
    @scolkereybel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'By, A Director Going Through a Divorce:
    "I want to live with Daddy, he's cooler"
    "You're right, he is" '
    Just, went completely under the radar. Such a good bit.

  • @tropictom5996
    @tropictom5996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    First the engagement ring
    Then the wedding ring
    And now… the suffering
    Brutal Marriage Story

  • @tjones2260
    @tjones2260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "I had a heart attack"
    "I can't"
    😂 😂 😂

  • @julianorton8992
    @julianorton8992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I feel like the amount of sketches related to Scarlett johanssons career are getting a MIGHTY amount of airtime on the show, Colin.

    • @briangg1591
      @briangg1591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FIRE YAASS

    • @sanielle83
      @sanielle83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yeah, but I feel they're coming from Che 😂

    • @clambion
      @clambion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      i think this sketch is mostly based on scenes from a marriage (with oscar isaac and jessica chastain), or it could be a mixture of both

    • @LC-uz6em
      @LC-uz6em 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@clambion Yes Its about Scenes from a marriage. They go back stage in between acts and you see it as a play. Nothing to do with his wife...

    • @briangg1591
      @briangg1591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sanielle83 Colin's best jokes/moments come from Che and we all know it. It's a bromance that gives us viewers so much.

  • @1saleha1
    @1saleha1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:50 "very very quiet then all of a sudden loud."
    omg why is that so accurate?? and it's so annoying bc one second i can barely hear and the next im deaf

    • @milesmchugh3816
      @milesmchugh3816 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      done on purpose so you "lean in"

  • @tiffanytooley
    @tiffanytooley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    ..."another movie that shows you how brutal it is to live your life with another person..." You made me laugh, SNL. You got me on that one

  • @revrenlove
    @revrenlove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Jesus, who wrote that? Top notch!

  • @qwertiepie
    @qwertiepie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    OMG - after just completing "Scenes from a Marriage" I needed this *rolls eyes*

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      is it good? do you recommend?

    • @qwertiepie
      @qwertiepie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@bennyton2560 I don't think I'd recommend it unless you want to know why SNL made a sketch about it. Is it good? I still don't know what it is, why did we need it and who is it for ... maybe for the *director going through a divorce who wanted an outlet for his/her frustration 🤷 . It was beautifully shot though - if we want to say something explicitly positive.

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@bennyton2560 it’s depressing

    • @heathspencer2742
      @heathspencer2742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Millsy is right on.. I think it's very depressing too. But it's authentic, raw dialouge and acting draws you in. Just don't watch if you want to save your relationship.

    • @julesdm6905
      @julesdm6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's super annoying; I couldn't stop watching.

  • @mari_e2676
    @mari_e2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If you think, for one second that she's going to put up with him working late... then she's taking her kids to her sistah's.

  • @katherineaw8574
    @katherineaw8574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    SNL got it perfect here! Nothing over-dramatized beyond what's actually in those movies, and the perfectly accurate lame lines, heheheh. .... "Both totally expecting Oscars" had me floored--- it's so weirdly true!

  • @harryseldon362
    @harryseldon362 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "...and they're crying" I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @lillithdv8
    @lillithdv8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I'm surprised they didn't included the money fight. You know the one, the very loud one that devolves into all manners of reproach and hurtful tangents that have nothing to do with financial responsibility but more emotional baggage. No? Just me?

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    It's a shame this was cut for time - it's too good a good sketch to be left out.

  • @commandercaptain4664
    @commandercaptain4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "Is this for us? Cuz we don't want it." - audiences for any modern movie

  • @claudiasolomon1123
    @claudiasolomon1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I always shed tears of joy when I see the sanctity of marriage before my eyes❤❤

  • @CarolinaOrozco-q6n
    @CarolinaOrozco-q6n 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Is this for us? because we don’t want it” had me laughing 😂

  • @robertjensen1048
    @robertjensen1048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "The therapist WILL be black." I lost it right there and then.

  • @AdemTapmaz.
    @AdemTapmaz. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Him: I had a heart attack 😥
    Her: I can't 🙄
    😭💀

    • @waynelengyel1384
      @waynelengyel1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually I think she didn't say " I can't" but "again" instead of " I can't".

    • @charliek7896
      @charliek7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@waynelengyel1384 No, she says "I can't." You can hear it better if you wear headphones.

    • @stephaniestanley8041
      @stephaniestanley8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ...and she didn't care...

  • @Fred.pSonic
    @Fred.pSonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    SNL's current group of female comedians are among the best they've ever had, especially love Heidi and Ego.

  • @JamesMcCracken
    @JamesMcCracken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These two minutes are way more satisfying than half the series I suffered through during the pandemic. -- Give Heidi a damn Emmy already!

  • @flash-gz1hu
    @flash-gz1hu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this is a such a good parody. i haven't even watched the marriage story, and I still "get" the pardoy🤣🤣

  • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
    @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    If, at the end, they had said "Produced by Scarlett Johansson" I would have died. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @nancychakmian6416
      @nancychakmian6416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s from the HBO show scenes from a marriage story. Not a parody of the show Scarlett Johansson was on last year during the pandemic……..

    • @carollipton4584
      @carollipton4584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nancychakmian6416 That was "Marriage Story". That's like the people who confuse Dermot Mulroney with Dylan McDermott.

    • @b.b.3899
      @b.b.3899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@carollipton4584 i haven't watched either of them, but can imagine this parody works for both, doesn't it?

    • @funkystyle7249
      @funkystyle7249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@nancychakmian6416 Its both. They literally reference it at the start.

    • @funkystyle7249
      @funkystyle7249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nancychakmian6416 Also the lines about "Went to the movies, saw a damn play." and "featuring 2 actors who fully expect Oscars really chewing on it "is about Adam Driver/Scarlett's/ movie not the HBO tv show

  • @adambridges9366
    @adambridges9366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    They didn’t pull any punches with this one. It’s really every “unhappy marriage” movie/show ever.

  • @jingjingliang1767
    @jingjingliang1767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    wow, a whole episode of mattress couple?

    • @arianna2948
      @arianna2948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😭😭

    • @grantsachs
      @grantsachs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THEY NEED TO BE A REPEAT SHOW

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They don't need a therapist -- they just need an intruder (and some shooting lessons).

    • @EnzoTheBaker
      @EnzoTheBaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No wonder why Aidy Bryant was so angry, her husband has been living a double life with another married woman!

    • @StephRae
      @StephRae 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EnzoTheBaker it wasn't wine in her glass, it was Vermouth!!

  • @mastercheif1173
    @mastercheif1173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I had a heart attack!” This line made me come back immediately.

  • @SandmanSeven
    @SandmanSeven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Went to the movies, saw a damn play!”
    ⚰️😂😂

  • @emic138
    @emic138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    therapist’s eyeball roll 👌

  • @user-wv5gv3dw5u
    @user-wv5gv3dw5u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Him having a heartattack and he being like "whatever" is oddly relatable.
    My ex was a sociopath

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My ex-gf called me "weak genetics" when I'd been hospitalized for an evening because of internal bleeding.

  • @SilkSatin
    @SilkSatin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    This is basically every free movie found in the TH-cam algorithm.

    • @ChiliCheeseD0g
      @ChiliCheeseD0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You must be using a different algorithm. I get Monty Python movies in my algorithm.

    • @LC-le9ew
      @LC-le9ew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I get “Teen Witch.”

    • @benmiller537
      @benmiller537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That says more about you than it does the algorithm.... since none of us have these in our recommended movies.

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@benmiller537 Says more about you when you use the collective "us" as if you represent the majority.

    • @OhtheSuffering
      @OhtheSuffering 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Excuse me, last month they had the “Naked Gun” trilogy free to watch.

  • @calibby85
    @calibby85 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Starring a woman who loves to drink wine and dance around. And a man that loves to be petted" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PhinPhan39
    @PhinPhan39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He works late because he is busy trying to take down Evil Corp.

  • @chrislicciardi729
    @chrislicciardi729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The movie version of "The couple that should be divorced" skit. Updated for the times and hilarious!

  • @kristinemunholland8980
    @kristinemunholland8980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is really well done. ‘Went to the movies - saw a damn play!’ 😂

  • @xomarahdickison7567
    @xomarahdickison7567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Directly from Scenes from a Marriage. Yeah it began with me hating them and ended with me hating them. So much first world tragedy made my stomach turn.

    • @TheKrazysexykool
      @TheKrazysexykool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly. I hated her first and then both of them.

    • @Olubumni
      @Olubumni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That couple is the worst. I watched 2 episodes and threw in the towel😂

    • @bennyton2560
      @bennyton2560 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      so no recommend then?

  • @caitlinarchibald
    @caitlinarchibald 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I had a HEART ATTACK!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @nabnas01
    @nabnas01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "and remember the therapist will be black" 😂😂😂

  • @danyellejones2799
    @danyellejones2799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I had a heart attack!
    I can’t 🤦🏻‍♀️
    😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kimcapri9178
    @kimcapri9178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Beck Bennet was made for movie voice overs. Miss him.

    • @ginacontu4131
      @ginacontu4131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg i was literally thinking that!

    • @LordSkella
      @LordSkella 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally!

    • @albicelestezzz
      @albicelestezzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did he leave? And where is Kate?

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@albicelestezzz Bennett was fired (or not reemployed), probably because Lorne always has turnover and someone had to go. McKinnon is probably working on a movie or side project. The benefit of week by week is that people can miss a month or two.

    • @albicelestezzz
      @albicelestezzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hadracks how can he be fired, he’s super talented and funnier than most other male snl comedians. But honestly in quarantine skits he looked depressed

  • @inuyasha1014
    @inuyasha1014 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "director is going through a divorce but now HE gets to decide what happens" looking at you and The Last Five Years, Jason Robert Brown

  • @LesCish
    @LesCish 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The therapist rolling her eyes was the pièce de résistance. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @steffnic13
    @steffnic13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I’m not married and I’m realizing now that what I always felt was a curse maybe is a damn blessing from God.

    • @SVanwells
      @SVanwells 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      An equal marriage is like fraternal twins sharing a singular "equal" opinion on everything... Without sharing the same body and mind. Not possible in an increased option (Internet, media, images, and ideas) scenario. A normal marriage is one person agreeing to submit and emotionally support the other only to get begged for help and secretly appreciated as the actual core of the relationship

    • @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041
      @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is. I was married for 14 months. Never again.

    • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
      @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@realworkoutsforrealpeople5041 Sounds like you just didn't pick the right person. You're fault.

    • @youstolethecookie
      @youstolethecookie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't knock it till you try it.

    • @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041
      @realworkoutsforrealpeople5041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@drakashrakenburgproduction5369 there is no "fault" to be had. Some people are not meant to be married, just like some people are not meant to be parents.

  • @homegirl44
    @homegirl44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I instantly thought of Revolutionary Road with Leo and Kate Winslet and I love that movie! 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @teeoh9192
    @teeoh9192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    WHY couldn't they have cut something else?! This was FUCKING HILARIOUS!

  • @rjs617
    @rjs617 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    “I want to live with Daddy. He’s such a good man.” “You’re right.” Ha ha ha ha… This is so on the money. Honest Trailers called out the number of times people referred to the male protagonist of Marriage Story as a genius. Once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

  • @sabrinyahh
    @sabrinyahh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "a man who loves to be petted"
    *closes up on rami curling up on Heidi's lap like a cat*

  • @UnwaveringBackBone
    @UnwaveringBackBone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You forgot the scene where she burns the roast but he still tries to eat it and she's "not having any of it" and berates him for it. Then he storms off to Bennigans and Mini Golf.

  • @Son-of-Krypton
    @Son-of-Krypton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Just get a divorce 😂

  • @jjeverson2269
    @jjeverson2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is actually one of the funniest things SNL has done in a while

    • @BlackAtticus
      @BlackAtticus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree. I cant remember the last time i ended up laughing this hard at an SNL skit

  • @littlelucky9879
    @littlelucky9879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “You look beautiful in this lig-“
    “YOURE SUFFOCATING ME”
    I’m dead 😂

  • @TamaraKane
    @TamaraKane 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Is this for us? 'cause we don't want it." - married couple. Accurate.

  • @jimjam3270
    @jimjam3270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Lmao they were straight laughing in that sex scene