EXACTLY! My mind literally goes blank and it's si hard for me to think on the spot and when I come back home I feel like "damn... this comeback should've burned her/him into ashes"!
@@RetroAlex125 lol what. If you say that then you lost. Staying unaffected and walking away like they're just another person in psyche ward is best. Works everything, you don't have to wreck you're brain trying to come up with a "comeback".
This. This is my favorite comeback. It confused them, and especially if they get offended, it´s just like 'well, then why say it yourself?'. On the same note, depending on what they say (usually something demeaning or a backhanded compliment); 'omg, thanks for noticing, I put so much effort into that'. Just straight up confused so people and/or makes them shut up.
The best comeback when someone insults you is “are you okay?”, this instantly embarrasses them into thinking something is wrong with them and displays how much you don’t care. The focus shifts from the insult to their sanity. Destroyed.
Also keeping quite nice to them drives them mad. They often want your reply, it's like an adrenaline kick to get into arguments, and just being nice and quiet seriously frustrates those kind of people.
Don’t pay insults no mind have tough skin let it roll off everyone is entitled to their own opinion never get offended. Have confidence know who you are be happy.😂❤✨⭐️🙏🔥☀️💪🏼💕⚡️✨🌺
Yes, especially it may be that what you thought was an insult was not intended or was a misunderstanding. Just don't react!! That is what you may 'regret' rather than someone 'regretting' insulting you!!
I deflect insults with humor. "Thank you, I did not know that!". "I will present that to the board and we will take it under advisement". "Is that the consensus?". "How did you know?!?". These are only limited by the imagination. And it stops them in their tracks because I agree with them. Plus it's funny, so everyone calms down.
I wish I was witty enough to think of such burning comebacks at the very moment… I usually never reply back in that moment and later on when the moment is gone, think of at least 10,000 things I could and should have said… but nothing comes to my mind in that moment …!😓
Verbal comebacks emotionally hurt and its difficult to repair the interior pain. While physical contact physically hurts as to where you can fix and repair the exterior pain.
Sometimes people don't make comebacks because they don't want to feel bad about offending others...better to hurt than hurt others because that's just doubly hurting...😣
@@therelatableladka me too. I totally want to make the comeback, and I shout at them in my head for all I want, but I don't actually say it. I just avoid confrontations as much as possible
A few days ago, one of my friend suddenly said this is our dog, our small dog implying to me as she was insulting my height. All my other friends just ignored her but she said it again only to get ignored again. I really wanted to say something back but couldn't think of anything relevant, still can't think of any. Can you guys suggest some good comebacks? Not speaking highly of myself but i am a kind person, i am not used to insulting people and people insulting me, so when someone jokingly insults me, i can't think of any savage replies. How can I change that?
@@icu919 hi, I would be offended too if I were you. Feel free to let us know when you have the courage to speak either heart-to-heart or make a comeback joke which makes the mood lighter for everyone...some people are talented with that...🙏🏻👆🏻
In my case when haters appears. I just totally ignore them, like I just look at them like confused and let them talking alone. They hate it. But when they really hurt me, I confess it so they felt like as the winners and then I gave back them with literally what they hide and hurts them. Cause I can see what people hides haha. So its like giving them the trophy and once they believe they got it. I take ir back from them hahahahaah .
My grandpa had an acquaintance that used to insult him saying things like "i told you you shoul've done this not that" and he would respond with "it's just that you are so little compared to me that I can barely hear what you say"
My favorite comeback is "thanks, you too" Example: Brother: You're stupid Me: thanks! u too! Brother: 😠 Another one I like is the following type, because they think they got me but then I get the last word y'know lol Example: Me asking myself: Am I stupid? Brother: Yes, that's what I've been telling you all this time! 😂 Me: ....but if I am stupid, aren't you stupid too? Since got the same genes. Brother: 😠 (This example you gotta be careful with tho, cause if the parents hear... you just roasted them too 💀)
Dang it... A teacher was scolding me for something I didn't did and after she threatened me I asked her what her name was cuz I didn't knew her name..now I know what got her more furious 💀
Another way: if someone is making fun of you ask the person why they're doing this, this will wake them up to reality, and if they keep going and say something hurtful about you, ask them "why do you feel that way" and if they say something like "because your boring/ whatever hurtful" or "because i hate you". THENN say "whats the actual reason." And if they respond like all angry like "what??! I just told you why!!" They are not telling the truth, but if they say the same thing again like "because i hate you.", Thats the truth!
The other day this was said to me, “looks like you gained weight”. My comeback, “thank you, you look like you have too”. The look I got was as if someone insulted her! 😂
What people think is none of your business. Let people say as they may, your the one who chooses who you give your emotional controller too. And vengeance is not the key. It's just another expression of anger.
I've used that last one sooooooo many times it honestly gets funny and when people insult me and they aren't creative I laugh cause they can't even come up with their own roasts
In high school I threw an object at a friend, he calmly picked it up and walked it across the room to me. He said "here, I don't throw things" I still remember that 15 years later.
I stick to the humble approach by stating that they must not know my other faults or they wouldn’t have mentioned the one that they did by itself. Epictetus certainly knew how to handle things with grace and humility.
See..these are all great cornerbacks if you are quick with coming back with your responses. I am very introverted and a tad shy and I can never think of a witty response to say at the moment. Maybe like an hour later I'll think of a great response. So anyone that insults me(I don't know why-I'm a nice person) will always get the upperhand 😭
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" Can you host? " 💀💀
What does that mean?
@@onlysongs1607 that means the host got roasted out of this existence by a child
@@makqa6675, because he can’t host, right?
@@onlysongs1607 yes
@@onlysongs1607 bruh
Comebacks better than these come into my mind but always when I reach home.
SAME LOL
Lmao so true. Boss attitude at home and cry little baby in public
💯💯😭🤣🤣pisses me the hell off!
thats cus youre a fcking introvert lol
hahahahahaahahaa yes lol !
Not little Finn Wolfard accidentally totally roasting Jimmy😂
Got no bitc... I mean replies?
Let me fix that
2.2k likes and only one comment. let me fix it ..
Thank you to both the considerate people for fixing my no reply comment
@@stevebetternotdie9943 no worries
@@stevebetternotdie9943 no problem 👍
That last kid... wow, I would be a proud parent haha
It's millibobbybrown
@@sidhie231 no it’s not, it’s Finn
@@biracial247 oh yes
@@sidhie231 ?? It's finn
@@MadebyMia14 yeah that's finn who was speaking
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" 💀💀💀
Lolllll,Btw can u tell me some savage comback to "So?I dont care,U are still a annoying person 🙄"
😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@icecreamheh2131 "why are you answering then?🤨"
@@icecreamheh2131"but your mum said that I'm satisfying not annoying....."
@@icecreamheh2131"thanks, doing my best"
@@icecreamheh2131why the fuck would you fucking ask he literally did nothing man 😠
“They might hate” umm if they cared they shouldn’t have insulted me in the first place
There's nothing wrong with being insulted. It's human nature.
truuuueeeee
edit: typo lol
ummm🤓
@@KARINA29534 it's not actually its actually harassment.
@@saturngirl3748 so is looking at a girl
Man that Kumail nanjiani "mom's lipstick" 😬😅😅
Bro no reply 😂
Oh ya! I wasn't expecting that but it was perfect!!
Can you host lol that kid is quick.
No comments?
KID???!?!?!? HE IS MORE THEN A KID.
Sorry, I have a problem-
No. 4: Immediately retaliate with unspeakable violence.
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Ong
Yes-
5: Put a curse on their land AND their blood-line for eternity.
best option she forgot it though
This is the type of comeback I get in the shower hours after the insult 😂
Oh god for REAL🤣
Lmfao
Looks like i m super early...but i m Sure these combacks never come in mind when we actually face that situation 😭😭
Same feeling
Practice
EXACTLY! My mind literally goes blank and it's si hard for me to think on the spot and when I come back home I feel like "damn... this comeback should've burned her/him into ashes"!
Not for stupid people
Get good
"Success is the biggest comeback"
~My mom
"My biggest comeback was on your mom"
~Success
@@hrekkah1g classic
just look at them for a second, smirk with a lil laugh and walk away
this shit will drive them wild
yes this is true ,i did this several times and have seen people literally burn with anger and go crazy
Yep this method works like a charm
yea and do the scanning them up and down too, it drives them wild
Or just say they have two dad's and they're gay
@@RetroAlex125 lol what. If you say that then you lost. Staying unaffected and walking away like they're just another person in psyche ward is best. Works everything, you don't have to wreck you're brain trying to come up with a "comeback".
"Warning⚠️ This might make the person hate you"
Af if they weren't hating me in the first place
My favourite (especially with negging/backhanded compliments) is to smile, look them right in the eye and say 'thanks, you too.' They get confused 😂
I like this one. 💖
This. This is my favorite comeback. It confused them, and especially if they get offended, it´s just like 'well, then why say it yourself?'.
On the same note, depending on what they say (usually something demeaning or a backhanded compliment); 'omg, thanks for noticing, I put so much effort into that'. Just straight up confused so people and/or makes them shut up.
i think this will be best for me to implement. very simple
The best comeback when someone insults you is “are you okay?”, this instantly embarrasses them into thinking something is wrong with them and displays how much you don’t care. The focus shifts from the insult to their sanity. Destroyed.
good one
That’s good 👍
I like the other question response too….
“So what makes you say that?”
Also keeping quite nice to them drives them mad. They often want your reply, it's like an adrenaline kick to get into arguments, and just being nice and quiet seriously frustrates those kind of people.
@@Paula-um3js fr gaslight them into questioning their sanity
YES!!!!! Love it.
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" was a great comeback.
I wish I could come up with something like this at the right time.
Try an improv class
@@ilikechoccymilk5605what is that
Finn: can you host
Also Finn: *regrets immediately*
I like to use the…..”are you ok?”
"Burn someone they same way they burnt you"
Reincarnated Salem witches watching this video : 🗿
Don’t pay insults no mind have tough skin let it roll off everyone is entitled to their own opinion never get offended. Have confidence know who you are be happy.😂❤✨⭐️🙏🔥☀️💪🏼💕⚡️✨🌺
Yes, especially it may be that what you thought was an insult was not intended or was a misunderstanding. Just don't react!! That is what you may 'regret' rather than someone 'regretting' insulting you!!
This is the best advice!
If you keep doing that people are going to keep insulting you. Some people don't get the hints. They think you are an easy target.
"can you host" has me dying y'all 💀💀
I deflect insults with humor. "Thank you, I did not know that!". "I will present that to the board and we will take it under advisement". "Is that the consensus?". "How did you know?!?". These are only limited by the imagination. And it stops them in their tracks because I agree with them. Plus it's funny, so everyone calms down.
Every time Im scrolling and I see one of your shorts I have to watch it. Really good stuff
The best comeback is to stay silent
The tongue is the strongest muscle for its size. Holding it back from flopping takes very strong character and self discipline.
"Yes, every color of your mom's lipstick." I loved that one.
I couldn't hear the 1st part ?
I wish I was witty enough to think of such burning comebacks at the very moment… I usually never reply back in that moment and later on when the moment is gone, think of at least 10,000 things I could and should have said… but nothing comes to my mind in that moment …!😓
I just go "mhm" and look at them. That's it. They get so confused and just don't say anything else😂
Verbal comebacks emotionally hurt and its difficult to repair the interior pain. While physical contact physically hurts as to where you can fix and repair the exterior pain.
comeback is a spontaneous act. You don't think, you spit it
*It's called comeback because they always come when I'm back home and not when I need them*
Sometimes people don't make comebacks because they don't want to feel bad about offending others...better to hurt than hurt others because that's just doubly hurting...😣
That's the same problem with me. I don't say bad things to others even if someone insult me.. 🥀✨
@@therelatableladka me too. I totally want to make the comeback, and I shout at them in my head for all I want, but I don't actually say it. I just avoid confrontations as much as possible
@@lanainmydreams same with me. I thought whai if it will ruin a friendship. But i also don't care about friendship anymore just myself 👉🏻💜👈🏻
A few days ago, one of my friend suddenly said this is our dog, our small dog implying to me as she was insulting my height. All my other friends just ignored her but she said it again only to get ignored again. I really wanted to say something back but couldn't think of anything relevant, still can't think of any. Can you guys suggest some good comebacks? Not speaking highly of myself but i am a kind person, i am not used to insulting people and people insulting me, so when someone jokingly insults me, i can't think of any savage replies. How can I change that?
@@icu919 hi, I would be offended too if I were you. Feel free to let us know when you have the courage to speak either heart-to-heart or make a comeback joke which makes the mood lighter for everyone...some people are talented with that...🙏🏻👆🏻
In my case when haters appears. I just totally ignore them, like I just look at them like confused and let them talking alone. They hate it. But when they really hurt me, I confess it so they felt like as the winners and then I gave back them with literally what they hide and hurts them. Cause I can see what people hides haha. So its like giving them the trophy and once they believe they got it. I take ir back from them hahahahaah .
Amazint
“Uh.. uh.. uh.. your mom!” - the classic
W
sometimes not responding is best response
Bro that lip stick one is crazy 😂😂😂
That Finn Wolfhard clip is hilarious lmao
Me who's mind gets flooded with all possible comebacks only after it's of no use....
Second one was savage lol
U can't understand how grateful I am towards u for this help
The end lmfao!!!
Why are people scared to insult me and know that they will be hating themself for messing with me ?
4th way: start crying hysterically and run out of the room in the most dramatic way possible
Revenge mode 2.0 activated 🔥🔥
My grandpa had an acquaintance that used to insult him saying things like "i told you you shoul've done this not that" and he would respond with "it's just that you are so little compared to me that I can barely hear what you say"
I just ask them if they want me to point out all their flaws too.
By the time I think of a comeback , that person has already left.
the comebacks i think of after the argument ended 3 weeks ago
Comback 4: Smash their head in the wall
When someone ask you "what's your problem" with intention to irritate you or provoke your anger just say "your existence"
Nah bro that’s garbage sorry
This might make the person hate you:
That's exactly what I want 🤷🏻♀️
"can you host" got me 🤣
rewatching this just to see "can you host"
Great post I will be studying this
My favorite comeback is
"thanks, you too"
Example:
Brother: You're stupid
Me: thanks! u too!
Brother: 😠
Another one I like is the following type, because they think they got me but then I get the last word y'know lol
Example:
Me asking myself: Am I stupid?
Brother: Yes, that's what I've been telling you all this time! 😂
Me: ....but if I am stupid, aren't you stupid too? Since got the same genes.
Brother: 😠
(This example you gotta be careful with tho, cause if the parents hear... you just roasted them too 💀)
Lmao! Ur 🔴Alert Indicates The Conversations May Endings With The Receiving Of Flying Slap/Bang/Chappals!!🥴🤪
@@moubhattacharyay6891 😅🤣
Warning:this might make the person hate you
Me:that is exactly why I'm here
“Can you host?” The disrespect is crazy 💀💀💀
Hahaha these are good! Can you do a live interaction with others?
Fun fact :: You need presence of mind
Thanks!!
Dang the second one though ☝️
"Every shade of your mom's lipstick" 😂😂😂
Dang it... A teacher was scolding me for something I didn't did and after she threatened me I asked her what her name was cuz I didn't knew her name..now I know what got her more furious 💀
Hey can you make a video explaining when a someone is pretending to be your friend?
"Can you host?" 💀 bro got humbled
The second one💀💀
She sounds like my highschool sweet heart telling me how to defend myself against mean girls....and here I was thinking he lost his damn mind lol
Twitter comebacks are so insane. these are nthing compared to them
If comebacks to make out some revenge, someone burns less
Love that you pulled a Connor McGregor clip🤣 king of roasts right there
Another way: if someone is making fun of you ask the person why they're doing this, this will wake them up to reality, and if they keep going and say something hurtful about you, ask them "why do you feel that way" and if they say something like "because your boring/ whatever hurtful" or "because i hate you". THENN say "whats the actual reason." And if they respond like all angry like "what??! I just told you why!!" They are not telling the truth, but if they say the same thing again like "because i hate you.", Thats the truth!
"yo moma" thats is universal and works always
number 4 : say something simple like “okay” to annoy them
The other day this was said to me, “looks like you gained weight”. My comeback, “thank you, you look like you have too”. The look I got was as if someone insulted her! 😂
They already hate me. That's why they're desperately trying to hurt my feelings.
BEST WAYS TO COMEBACK: carry an uno reverse card with you
Thank you so much I’ve been getting bullied so much lately by a teacher
Finn saying "Can you host?" is so iconic
Pov: the only person that has the audacity to insult me on my face is my sibling 😑
" can you host ? " that kid just became his apprentice 😎
What people think is none of your business. Let people say as they may, your the one who chooses who you give your emotional controller too. And vengeance is not the key. It's just another expression of anger.
I just want to know if you got offended at the short video
The last one cracked me up. That’s just gold. Kids are just being honest. They’re not even mean, honestly. And I love that! Hahah😂
Wow wee zow wee! These are some real destroy come backs. Like the only thing that gets destroyed is ur reputation after using one of these 😂😂
"Yes every shade of ur moms lip stick " nah that one was foul he a menance to society 💀✋
Great!!
"Yes! Every shade of your mom's lipstick"😂
I've used that last one sooooooo many times it honestly gets funny and when people insult me and they aren't creative I laugh cause they can't even come up with their own roasts
"ur mom" still somehow works
I am a sarcasm queen and my kids are too. They got it from me. I can't get mad. We be cracking up.
so true that if you use these tactics they will hate you! finally somebody states this! thank you!
They may hate you
Like I care, they already hate me in the first place for making me feel inferior.
In high school I threw an object at a friend, he calmly picked it up and walked it across the room to me. He said "here, I don't throw things" I still remember that 15 years later.
I stick to the humble approach by stating that they must not know my other faults or they wouldn’t have mentioned the one that they did by itself.
Epictetus certainly knew how to handle things with grace and humility.
Method 1 is the only way. We need to stop being so hateful to one another
The second one was smooth 🤌🏻
" i saw this video "
Most embarrassing reply they will get
I've known all this for 45 years , you just figured it out this week
Ok that second one was goood😭
the last one is gold
This is awesome, you're amazing !
“Who tf is that guy”💀🤣
The can you host KILLED ME
See..these are all great cornerbacks if you are quick with coming back with your responses. I am very introverted and a tad shy and I can never think of a witty response to say at the moment. Maybe like an hour later I'll think of a great response. So anyone that insults me(I don't know why-I'm a nice person) will always get the upperhand 😭