You can really see the "joy" he has in playing video games. Constantly whining and rushing through everything. The rage quits will reach a new record this year
The weird thing is that Stalker 2 has alot of things to call out. Its in a pretty bad state and little effort has been put into it, but instead of calling out the actual problems of the game (like for example there is one base the story leads you to where EVERY SINGLE WALL flickers, that is pathetic! Also this happens on max settings + latest nvidia drivers) he of course can only whine about mundane stuff thats just him being stupid. In fact the gunplay which is one of the best parts of the game he complains about for the dumbest reasons possible. A shotgun with buckshot not dealing damage at range?! bad game! Or the NPCs being above him and he claims they shoot him through a wall...
I just wanna know where the fun positive content that’s entertaining, he claims to make is at? Bcuz his horrible gameplay and constant whining as commentary is very bland? He should even post videos if their that bad. He’s just taking up space with his videos plus they don’t even get any views!
Phil's biggest lie is his claim to be a positive and "factual person" who's changed over the years when he's a negative, erratically emotional person who hasn't really changed in a decade.
Phil's thing has always been "tell, don't show" he legitimately believes that he's changed just because he's said that he's changed. Dents either believe it or they get banned.
Hes the exact same person. Ive been aware of his travelling circus for a while and he's the same person now as then. The only thing that changes are the details.
Him killing his ally and then asking, "What wuz dat?" is peak DSP. It's about as entertaining as him shotgun blasting that one NPC in the Dead Rising Remake and then claiming, "They" (The Escaped Convicts) killed him when it's clear as day that hey straight-up Dick Cheney'd the man...😂
no, you see, that is a reinforced bush, it should have acted as cover......but it did not because the game is bugged huh you are not buying that are you? ok, yeah that is a lie XD
Its 50% DSP (he looks regarded looking at most angles) and its 50% his weird floating man with outstretched hands green screen + the webcam angled at this awkward 45 degree profile. He looks like if a Covenant prophet from Halo was infused with pigroach dna.
@@kingrainbow5432 I'm honestly shocked that more detractors haven't utilized more photoshopped/ai images for Phil in this setup. A covenant prophet and the nightmare enemy type from FEAR 1 come to mind immediately. Maybe Phil in one of those weird patrol jetpods from MSG3 hunting down trolls in chat. Or just take your favorite character with outstretched arms from literally anything ever. The ideas are endless.
@cloudshines812 it's true. Remember, a long time ago he was ranked #1 in America in a bad arcade port of Street Fighter 2 in a tournament. Just ignore that he placed 4th and pretends he was #1 in America because 1st, 2nd and 3rd place were from Japan. 😂
I guarantee he quits the playthrough after SIRCAA, if he gets THIS annoyed with bandits and ward, then monolithians will just give him an excuse of being too OP for him to continue.
@homerun916 I'm just happy he dropped Monster Hunter almost immediately because he didn't understand it at all, trying to watch him play that would be actual torture
You never truly understand just how inept Phil is, until he plays a game with realistic mechanics and gameplay. He has to have his hand held at every single turn.
Too lazy to actually set up a green screen so instead uses the shitty Nvidia background remover. The weird angle and floating arms top it off. What a professional
ill never forgive dsp for the fact that he is the reason that games are made to hold you hands. this is where he gets it wrong because this is a realistic shooter, not an action rpg like fallout.
True, in the least he influenced the implementation of NPCs that tell you what to do almost immediately after being confronted by a puzzle and the so-called yellow paint always holding your hand in terms of where to go (recent examples being the Dead Rising remaster and the Indiana Jones game that does it in its own way).
Do you not want to see his hands and arms? You must be one of those mysterious duh-tractors he keeps talking about. You're just jealous that Phildo has arms and hands. You probably don't have arms and hands, so you hate on Phildo for having them. 😂
honestly as a huge fan of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series, i think Heart of Chornobyl is a buggy, ambitious, mess and is really poorly balanced on the highest difficulty. but he’s not playing on the hardest difficulty, and none of the game’s flaws excuse his horrifically bad aim, tenuous grasp on basic game mechanics like weapons jamming, and complete absence of situational awareness. i’m watching this while on the treadmill and i could hear the guy standing directly to his right, shooting and melee’ing him while he was asking “where is he?” like a tool
He's just the worst kind of gamer. Whines and refuses to play new games because they're not doing anything new but then when a game does something outside the box he doesn't have the patience to learn any new mechanics and shits on the game because he doesn't know what he's doing. It's a survival RPG and he's just sprinting around the map from point to point like it's disney dreamlight valley and then gets upset that the enemy notices him and starts shooting before he notices them.
Did you see his call of duty experience? He shot full auto in the rough general direction of people and when he lost gun fights acted like he was hitting pin point head shots. He is pretty stupid, and he has awful mechanics, but you are spot on with his staunch determination to never learn or adapt to anything
@@ickyfist Genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he went into this thinking it's like Fallout 4, which is funny cause even FO4 you still need a bit of situational awareness lol
Stalker 2 is the kinda game DSP despises. It gives you the freedom to fuck up and it does not hold your hand. Also you have to dig past the surface if you want a real understanding of whats going on. All these things DSP cant do. He needs Ubisoft style games to handhold the shit out of him the entire way.
@@Saddler1944I’ve been thinking of picking this game up tbh. Would you say in plays like breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom in that the game is more or less hands off and lets you have at it with minimal hand holding ?
@@sheeptwan4070 Never played Breath of the Wild so not sure how to compare. In Stalker 2 you get quest markers showing you where to go and what to do. But exportation and rewards are up to the player. You find an old spooky abandon building or some god forsaken hole in the ground it's up to you to explore it. I would say a good 70% of the maps locations are not tied to anything in the main story so game wont give you any prompts that something cool might be at those places. I can say I spent 20 to 30 hours alone in the town of Pripyat enjoying the sigts and seeing what life might have been like back then. Devs knocked it out of the park with the visuals.
It's very good. Word to the wise, never judge a game based on this dude's gameplay. He makes every game look terrible and boring. He made Doom Eternal look boring.
they are sad lonely people in wheelchair... Like Jayde, for sure confirmed his top return fan he always talks to like a toddler... also ndo103 pays 100 to ask tarot card readers about his ecrush 😂 they are on disability 100%
So when he played COD with headphones the last time he was amazed that he was able to hear so much more and then he plays STALKER 2 without headphones, a game where noise is most arguable the biggest clue of where enemies are. 9:16 yes it does if you are dumb enough to run straight into every quest marker you get. You are supposed to sneak up and check the locations out from afar and either avoid the fight or find a way to take it on so you have an advantage, you are not supposed to run straight into the enemies and hope they miss every shot after they see you.
Phil would be an awful soldier on the battlefield. “What do you mean he’s on our side, he had a gun so I shot him” Edit: I’ve been playing stalker for about a year now, not a pro by any means but MAN he is awful at this game.
His screaming that his gun isn't working and then flashbanging himself (and bitching that it hurt him) is peak Phil during gaming. That has to be a top ten incompetency moment out of his entire "career".
Even when he's facing a legitimate issue or poorly designed game mechanic, he has a way of going about complaining that makes it seem like he's making it up. Like enemy visibility can be seen as an issue, but claiming enemies are invisible, or crying about guns being accurate at a moderate distance? Absolute regard, need to put some yellow paint on those NPCs
It wasn't a moderate distance, it was ten bazillion miles, didn't you hear him? You can't expect a gun to hit from that distance, or for any human to be able to see farther than three mil- wait a minute...
The floating hands are hilarious. All that money spent on his stream setup, only for him to use an AI green screen so his game play footage looks like shit. Nice one Phil big ups
Fun fact for phil's "He sniped me with a shotgun" rant: People thinking a shotgun only works 10-15 feet away proves they don't know how firearms work or only know how shotguns work inside the average video game. The average 12g Shotgun with buckshot has a consistent lethal range of 25-50 yards (20-45m), and certain shotguns with specific ammo can reach a consistent lethal range upwards of 100 yards (90m). Shotguns are significantly nerfed in relation to reality in most games for the sake of fun/balance
Another common game design is having all guns in one class do varying damage despite using the same ammo. Battlefield 3 actually designed the game to where the damage was based on the ammo used but even then I think in later patches they altered it for balance, it's the nature of gaming, to be fun it has to modify reality in some way.
Everytime he plays a videogame its always a crybaby moment on how it isnt mechanically perfect. He can play pinball and he'll blame the whole machine or even the ball itself 😂
Pretty much spot on and Not just video games, if he spilt a container of fast food on something he would blame the restaurant for it instead of his incompetence
The second he's faced with any kind of adversity, he loses his shit and starts whining about how it shouldn't be the case and that everyone else is wrong. How many times has he ordered doordash and then complained when there's the slightest inconvenience?
"This fucking ball is defective dude, idk what they were thinking putting this ball in this machine...look! It goes wherever it wants and I can't control it. So stupid, man." 🐷
The guy is the reason why we need yellow paint and breadcrumb quests everywhere in video games. The sad part is they'll probably complain about those too.
Watching his Stalker playthrough clips angers me in a way most of his BS doesn't. Why can't he just wage quit it already and go play something easier instead of crying over and over because a game that is meant to be difficult is difficult? The world will be a better place without him.
As someone who plays games on the hardest difficulty I hate seeing someone complain about how elements of a game mechanic make it more difficult for you than just rushing in. Some of my favorite games are metal gear and when everything is more difficult I’d argue there’s a lot more to appreciate out of those games. He just has too big of an ego
he has never played at any semipro level in anything.. he maxed out 13 credit cards in 2015 or so for years maxing them out to go to tournaments to play streetfighter... and never won a single one
he also bought 3 joysticks because he claimed pc and pro joysticks is why he kept losing on ps5 and xbox, each console he 'upgraded the joystick' and lost the same amount of rounds... he is and never was good at a pro level
DSP is wondering why his short range shotgun does less damage from far away than long range rifles. Kids, don't sleep with your siblings. These are the kids that you end up getting.
He complains so much it makes it unbearable to watch the entire video. I would be so embarrassed if I acted that way in front of a camera for all to see. What a pathetic display... 🐷
One positive is that Phil wouldn't be very effective at being a stalker in real life as well since that would entail leaving his home more than once a week.
Phil killing the friendly npc reminded me of the dead rising playthrough, where he shot the guy in the back of the head with a shotgun and was pissed he died and had to do the mission over
Pffft. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. WTF is this setup? I started the video and had it playing in the background without looking. then after a few minutes i tabbed in and almost spilled my drink. That greenscrren setup is hilarous.
30 seconds into the clip and Phil says some outlandish shit that doesnt make sense "Oh yeah they hit me from that far away with a perfect shot" yes, Phil they are called guns and they shoot projectiles at a distance to hit far away targets. EDIT it took a Minute for Phil to say something stupider...he is complaining HIS GRENADE HURT HIM?! YES PHIL THATS WHAT THEY DO OMFG LMAO
Whoever convinced him to use the nvidia broadcast app to remove the background, you the real detractor, big ups!
The hovering spell casting hand never fails to crack me up.
@@bludtingehow did i only just notice that, thats hilarious😂
You can really see the "joy" he has in playing video games. Constantly whining and rushing through everything. The rage quits will reach a new record this year
wage quits*
Especially when you consider how Phil confirmed that he'll drop a game if there's no mon---I-I mean, support coming in. 😂
The weird thing is that Stalker 2 has alot of things to call out. Its in a pretty bad state and little effort has been put into it, but instead of calling out the actual problems of the game (like for example there is one base the story leads you to where EVERY SINGLE WALL flickers, that is pathetic! Also this happens on max settings + latest nvidia drivers) he of course can only whine about mundane stuff thats just him being stupid.
In fact the gunplay which is one of the best parts of the game he complains about for the dumbest reasons possible. A shotgun with buckshot not dealing damage at range?! bad game!
Or the NPCs being above him and he claims they shoot him through a wall...
I just wanna know where the fun positive content that’s entertaining, he claims to make is at? Bcuz his horrible gameplay and constant whining as commentary is very bland? He should even post videos if their that bad. He’s just taking up space with his videos plus they don’t even get any views!
It's a business.
Phil's biggest lie is his claim to be a positive and "factual person" who's changed over the years when he's a negative, erratically emotional person who hasn't really changed in a decade.
Phil's thing has always been "tell, don't show" he legitimately believes that he's changed just because he's said that he's changed.
Dents either believe it or they get banned.
Hes the exact same person. Ive been aware of his travelling circus for a while and he's the same person now as then. The only thing that changes are the details.
Bro he has changed, the way he manipulates and begs his audience lmao
You have to be a willful kind of naive to believe that
He hasn't changed? Look at his upgraded setup dood! Oh wait you can't see it because of his "AI" greenscreen
Homie looks like hes sitting in a high chair.😂
Baby Burnell
Him and porky cat couldn't have a child so he had to step up as the man of the house 😂
This observation made my day. 🤣
I've never seen anybody set themselves up on camera like this.
Wheelchair
Him killing his ally and then asking, "What wuz dat?" is peak DSP.
It's about as entertaining as him shotgun blasting that one NPC in the Dead Rising Remake and then claiming, "They" (The Escaped Convicts) killed him when it's clear as day that hey straight-up Dick Cheney'd the man...😂
RIP Burt.
Nice reference. 😂
🤣🤣😭
"They're shooting me through cover!" It's a bush Phil.
god damn mother nature can't be fucked to make bulletproof leaves
no, you see, that is a reinforced bush, it should have acted as cover......but it did not because the game is bugged
huh you are not buying that are you?
ok, yeah that is a lie XD
@@kamudo999 "bugged bush mechanics" - Phil, probably. 🤣
Yeah, it's semi-concealment, not cover.
He was getting shot from behind and the side the whole time,
He looks so god damn alien playing Keyboard and mouse.
Its 50% DSP (he looks regarded looking at most angles) and its 50% his weird floating man with outstretched hands green screen + the webcam angled at this awkward 45 degree profile. He looks like if a Covenant prophet from Halo was infused with pigroach dna.
@@habadasheryjonesthis would be a fantastic face swap
@@kingrainbow5432 I'm honestly shocked that more detractors haven't utilized more photoshopped/ai images for Phil in this setup. A covenant prophet and the nightmare enemy type from FEAR 1 come to mind immediately. Maybe Phil in one of those weird patrol jetpods from MSG3 hunting down trolls in chat. Or just take your favorite character with outstretched arms from literally anything ever. The ideas are endless.
The way his hands just float in mid air lol
Very professional setup lmao
Remember… he’s one of the best gamers in the country. He can use sorcery to be good at games if he wants to lmao
@cloudshines812 it's true. Remember, a long time ago he was ranked #1 in America in a bad arcade port of Street Fighter 2 in a tournament. Just ignore that he placed 4th and pretends he was #1 in America because 1st, 2nd and 3rd place were from Japan. 😂
@@cloudshines812I’m sitting here shitting and that comment almost made me fall off the throne..:
It’s his hoof
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know is playing a game you enjoy
So much this. 😢
I guarantee he quits the playthrough after SIRCAA, if he gets THIS annoyed with bandits and ward, then monolithians will just give him an excuse of being too OP for him to continue.
Defiantly me during his Final Fantasy VII playthroughs.
@homerun916 I'm just happy he dropped Monster Hunter almost immediately because he didn't understand it at all, trying to watch him play that would be actual torture
I watched him play Mass Effect and haven't been able to bring myself to play it since I watched that atrocity.
You never truly understand just how inept Phil is, until he plays a game with realistic mechanics and gameplay. He has to have his hand held at every single turn.
I'd love to see him tackle Arma 3
And that despite him playing Stalker 2 on easy.
We knew how bad he'd be at this and he has delivered and then some
Watching him play Hot Dogs, Horseshoes, and Hand Grenades in VR would be funny. He would rage quit just trying to load his gun
i love the awkward camera angle, glitchy greenscreen and his right hand just floating there most of the time
Too lazy to actually set up a green screen so instead uses the shitty Nvidia background remover.
The weird angle and floating arms top it off. What a professional
ill never forgive dsp for the fact that he is the reason that games are made to hold you hands. this is where he gets it wrong because this is a realistic shooter, not an action rpg like fallout.
He doesn't even play it like fallout. He seems to try and play it like call of duty and complains when it doesn't work like it.
I'd like to see him play Rust or Escape from Tarkov.
True, in the least he influenced the implementation of NPCs that tell you what to do almost immediately after being confronted by a puzzle and the so-called yellow paint always holding your hand in terms of where to go (recent examples being the Dead Rising remaster and the Indiana Jones game that does it in its own way).
@@FkNSRS he would blow all his starting equipment in 3 runs.
This phantom pig hoof appearing is hilarious. Yeah hes real serious about his "business"
At one point I thought something was jumping out of the water. Then I realized it was Phil's hand phasing in and out of existance.
Why does he think people want to see his hands and arms?
Because he wants to show the ring he got from door dash when he married them
It can’t be good for his back to be in that position for hours? 😂
Do you not want to see his hands and arms? You must be one of those mysterious duh-tractors he keeps talking about. You're just jealous that Phildo has arms and hands. You probably don't have arms and hands, so you hate on Phildo for having them. 😂
It adds to the ahmbiance d00D… such a detractor.
Because he’s a formerly buff bodybuilder.
1:10 "My gun won't work!"
Yeah, that's common with Phils over 40.
honestly as a huge fan of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series, i think Heart of Chornobyl is a buggy, ambitious, mess and is really poorly balanced on the highest difficulty. but he’s not playing on the hardest difficulty, and none of the game’s flaws excuse his horrifically bad aim, tenuous grasp on basic game mechanics like weapons jamming, and complete absence of situational awareness. i’m watching this while on the treadmill and i could hear the guy standing directly to his right, shooting and melee’ing him while he was asking “where is he?” like a tool
He's just the worst kind of gamer. Whines and refuses to play new games because they're not doing anything new but then when a game does something outside the box he doesn't have the patience to learn any new mechanics and shits on the game because he doesn't know what he's doing.
It's a survival RPG and he's just sprinting around the map from point to point like it's disney dreamlight valley and then gets upset that the enemy notices him and starts shooting before he notices them.
Did you see his call of duty experience? He shot full auto in the rough general direction of people and when he lost gun fights acted like he was hitting pin point head shots. He is pretty stupid, and he has awful mechanics, but you are spot on with his staunch determination to never learn or adapt to anything
He played the original stalker years ago. His gameplay looked exactly the same.
@@KnightspaceORG i gotta see this, i bet he got bodied
@@ickyfist Genuinely wouldn't be surprised if he went into this thinking it's like Fallout 4, which is funny cause even FO4 you still need a bit of situational awareness lol
2:50 you can literally hear the contempt in his voice at the fact it's only three dollars in a tip
Phil has the spacial awareness, tactical instincts and reflexes of a potato.
😂❤
The game looks pretty good to me. Man is so hateful when presented with any challenge.
Stalker 2 is the kinda game DSP despises. It gives you the freedom to fuck up and it does not hold your hand. Also you have to dig past the surface if you want a real understanding of whats going on. All these things DSP cant do. He needs Ubisoft style games to handhold the shit out of him the entire way.
@@Saddler1944I’ve been thinking of picking this game up tbh. Would you say in plays like breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom in that the game is more or less hands off and lets you have at it with minimal hand holding ?
@@sheeptwan4070 Never played Breath of the Wild so not sure how to compare. In Stalker 2 you get quest markers showing you where to go and what to do. But exportation and rewards are up to the player. You find an old spooky abandon building or some god forsaken hole in the ground it's up to you to explore it. I would say a good 70% of the maps locations are not tied to anything in the main story so game wont give you any prompts that something cool might be at those places. I can say I spent 20 to 30 hours alone in the town of Pripyat enjoying the sigts and seeing what life might have been like back then. Devs knocked it out of the park with the visuals.
It's very good. Word to the wise, never judge a game based on this dude's gameplay. He makes every game look terrible and boring. He made Doom Eternal look boring.
Unfinished on release. Not going to defend this game even if it is something DSP hates.
The irony of him always saying "this gameplay is awful", so robust and flavorful.
And yet it is always the game's fault for the ridiculous situations that he gets himself into 😂
@@craigsovilla6578 Did anyone tell the devs that walking around in a war zone isn't fun?
He did nothing wrong. He did everything correct. Like always.
Flavorful… and meaningful!!!
Phil also has this weird habit of trying to appear edgy and making a much bigger deal out of things the more popular a game is.
"They walk erratically" Yes, the game is made to be difficult, they move and try to dodge. People don't rush down hallways like they are Eric Draven.
dumb developers they dont give him enough time to shoot the enemies in the head
They need a "DSP MODE" where the enemy doesn't have guns to shoot back
Philip Draven, The invincible.
@@Sandwich420 😂 Perfect, no guns, "enemy" in bold red letters hovering over them, every one is stuck t-posing
@@Sandwich420 'DSP MODE' would be where the enemies execute themselves out of deference to Phil's valuable time.
People paid to watch this. I cant think of anything more pathetic honestly
I know! They don't even get him playing it in a vest? C'mon!
they are sad lonely people in wheelchair... Like Jayde, for sure confirmed his top return fan he always talks to like a toddler...
also ndo103 pays 100 to ask tarot card readers about his ecrush 😂 they are on disability 100%
DSP: *stands entirely in the open, plainly visible*
Also DSP: "HOW ARE THEY SHOOTING ME DOOD"
"poor design game" "Frustrating game mechanics"
Mans truly assssss
How come his aim is so bad? He plays video games every day of his life it's really awesome
Tv is so fucking far away he can't see
He's a controller baby, he's used to aim assist
If it wasnt for his positive attitude and his crowd-supported audience he wouldnt do what he does 😂 thats plenty to say about it all.
Perfect aim burnell strikes again!
It's the game that's faulty. He did everything right.
😂😂😂😂
He is at least 8 shots of hard liquor in, before he starts stream.
So when he played COD with headphones the last time he was amazed that he was able to hear so much more and then he plays STALKER 2 without headphones, a game where noise is most arguable the biggest clue of where enemies are.
9:16 yes it does if you are dumb enough to run straight into every quest marker you get. You are supposed to sneak up and check the locations out from afar and either avoid the fight or find a way to take it on so you have an advantage, you are not supposed to run straight into the enemies and hope they miss every shot after they see you.
lol i wonder if headphones wouldve stopped him getting punched in the back of the head 3 times lmfao. phil is a waterhead
Phil would be an awful soldier on the battlefield.
“What do you mean he’s on our side, he had a gun so I shot him”
Edit: I’ve been playing stalker for about a year now, not a pro by any means but MAN he is awful at this game.
1:13 that flashbang was hilarious! 🤣
His screaming that his gun isn't working and then flashbanging himself (and bitching that it hurt him) is peak Phil during gaming. That has to be a top ten incompetency moment out of his entire "career".
Yes, it was well edited.
I’m also very happy no one has told him that keeping his flashlight on 24/7 makes him an easy target and that’s why he gets attacked so frequently.
God he's such a crybaby, literally any average gamer would understand how all of this shit works
Literally any average - and mature - gamer might fail in this game ... but also just accept the L and not endlessly complain that it's unfair.
Even when he's facing a legitimate issue or poorly designed game mechanic, he has a way of going about complaining that makes it seem like he's making it up.
Like enemy visibility can be seen as an issue, but claiming enemies are invisible, or crying about guns being accurate at a moderate distance? Absolute regard, need to put some yellow paint on those NPCs
It wasn't a moderate distance, it was ten bazillion miles, didn't you hear him?
You can't expect a gun to hit from that distance, or for any human to be able to see farther than three mil- wait a minute...
Phil also has this weird of habit of being more OTT in his criticism the more popular a game is. Has anyone else ever noticed that
Games make Phil look stupid, so Phil tries to make games look stupid. For him it’s personal, so he can’t be reasonable about his criticisms
The floating hands are hilarious. All that money spent on his stream setup, only for him to use an AI green screen so his game play footage looks like shit. Nice one Phil big ups
A 12 year old just starting up could do better
It's AI dood it's new tech 😂
Fun fact for phil's "He sniped me with a shotgun" rant: People thinking a shotgun only works 10-15 feet away proves they don't know how firearms work or only know how shotguns work inside the average video game. The average 12g Shotgun with buckshot has a consistent lethal range of 25-50 yards (20-45m), and certain shotguns with specific ammo can reach a consistent lethal range upwards of 100 yards (90m). Shotguns are significantly nerfed in relation to reality in most games for the sake of fun/balance
Thank you for the info Dr Shotgun
@@joshll I just like guns & games, and think the treatment of shotguns in most games is unfortunate lol
This was cool to learn. thanks, man
Depends on the shell of the shotgun
Another common game design is having all guns in one class do varying damage despite using the same ammo.
Battlefield 3 actually designed the game to where the damage was based on the ammo used but even then I think in later patches they altered it for balance, it's the nature of gaming, to be fun it has to modify reality in some way.
Once you see the ghost hand, the ghost hand stays with you.
Not Always within sight, but always with you.
His right hand floating on the screen looking like the Thing from Addams Family I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂
Everytime he plays a videogame its always a crybaby moment on how it isnt mechanically perfect. He can play pinball and he'll blame the whole machine or even the ball itself 😂
Pretty much spot on and Not just video games, if he spilt a container of fast food on something he would blame the restaurant for it instead of his incompetence
The second he's faced with any kind of adversity, he loses his shit and starts whining about how it shouldn't be the case and that everyone else is wrong.
How many times has he ordered doordash and then complained when there's the slightest inconvenience?
@@floatinghamstick theres never a time where that's absent 😂 what a heathen
"This fucking ball is defective dude, idk what they were thinking putting this ball in this machine...look! It goes wherever it wants and I can't control it. So stupid, man." 🐷
@@kgriffi22222 He spilled water on himself once and blamed the factory for over filling the bottle.
This game is not ment for someone like dsp
Phil "skill issue" Burnell's 16 year gaming experience on full display here, truly a highly regarded individuel.
This was yet another "They killed Burt" moment. He even used a shotgun just like in Dead Rising.
I knew I remembered him doing exactly that before, I just couldn’t remember which playthrough it was.
Didn't he just list this game as one of his best games of the year? 😆
That was the old phil, hes matured dood
The guy is the reason why we need yellow paint and breadcrumb quests everywhere in video games. The sad part is they'll probably complain about those too.
13:40 He is 100% serious about that statement too.
0:18 WTF DOOD! WTF HAPPENED TO MY FOREARM?!?! IT GLITCHED AND TURNED INVISIBLE! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK *snort*
ALL he does is complain. He's the mose mediocre person on earth; he can't do anything without majorly struggling.
LMFAO $200 in tips. OIC and ICS are singlehandedly keeping him alive at this point. He best start praying nothing happens to those regards.
He's standing up in the middle of a field, and wondering how he's getting sniped.
Sucks to suck.
He looks so regarded
If Scopely ever comes out with a turn-based gacha game featuring yellow paint I'm afraid we'll never see Phil again. Lol
Watching his Stalker playthrough clips angers me in a way most of his BS doesn't. Why can't he just wage quit it already and go play something easier instead of crying over and over because a game that is meant to be difficult is difficult? The world will be a better place without him.
As someone who plays games on the hardest difficulty I hate seeing someone complain about how elements of a game mechanic make it more difficult for you than just rushing in. Some of my favorite games are metal gear and when everything is more difficult I’d argue there’s a lot more to appreciate out of those games. He just has too big of an ego
I am praying he will play Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, he is going to rage and complain so damn much about the combat mechanics.
people donate to a scammer that hates gaming, but because he lies daily saying he LOVES whatever they believe it
The setup is so mega dented LMAO. It looks awful and to think he sank several thousand dollars into it boggles the mind. What an inept "man" he is.
hahahah fact 😂
He really is the worst. What a nasty piece of work.
Phil should ask Derich for advice on the game, he's an expert Stalker
hahah
High chair dave
Phil "yellow paint" Burnell at it again
I'd understand banning someone for backseat gaming, but like that person was just really trying to give him helpful advice, what a tool DSP is.
DSP is the reason games are made stupider.
there is videos proving it, by game devs
Banning someone because they tried to explain one of the game mechanics to you is crazy
" my gun won't work" - He says while he's out of ammo
No he had 14 rounds left, the weapon jammed because he’s dumb and doesn’t repair it.
@@MiKEY_TARANTiNO Why won't they make the game fun? It's not fun because DSP told me so. Correct? Correct.
His mouse and keyboard gameplay is so awful lol
His gameplay is so awful*
Doesn't matter if he has a multi million, gold plated controller or keyboard. Phail has and always will play like crap
he has never played at any semipro level in anything.. he maxed out 13 credit cards in 2015 or so for years maxing them out to go to tournaments to play streetfighter... and never won a single one
he also bought 3 joysticks because he claimed pc and pro joysticks is why he kept losing on ps5 and xbox, each console he 'upgraded the joystick' and lost the same amount of rounds... he is and never was good at a pro level
>Kills friendly
>I DIDNT KILL A FRIENDLY
Alright pops, lets get you to bed. Enough games for you today.
Stalker 2 is the kinda game that requires you to land your headshots if you want to have a good time. Glad to know DSP is incapable of doing so.
Its literally that easy. Idk how people have such a hard time with this game.
I bet he will ragequit before even reaching pripyat 😂
@@fafnyr2537 The baby-rage he will experience from fighting a Pseudogiant is going to be pure comedy injected right in my veins
@@Saddler1944 Yeah, way it is going he might not even get to meet one. Dontplay will be great from this game 😄
He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct😂
Big ups to the disembodied hand
I love how he doesnt even adknowledge that he killed the NPC. He just says "oh hes dead so we cant talk to him"
DSP is wondering why his short range shotgun does less damage from far away than long range rifles.
Kids, don't sleep with your siblings. These are the kids that you end up getting.
He complains so much it makes it unbearable to watch the entire video. I would be so embarrassed if I acted that way in front of a camera for all to see. What a pathetic display... 🐷
I've had girlfriends that have never played games be able to pick up a controller and play games better than Phil.
There's no way he thinks this atrocious side view camera set up looks good
he does... its amazing.. also in 4k60fps 😂 he cant see it
A crappy, dishonest carpenter blames the tools and materials.
1:13 could instantly tell he was going to screw up that flashbang before he even threw it
It was a grenade
He needs game journalist difficulty for everything.
omg the floating hands haha im dead
He's a ghost!
ScamSideDave and the $300,000 WWE Champions Scam will NEVER be forgotten...
Why did he make his set up look exactly like the streamers he hates
Because he doesn't hate them, he's just jealous of them
Not wearing headphones gave him 0 sound awareness.
His nasty little ears cant handle headphones dood
Bugged stalker mechanics
So stalker mechanics
Next, get DSP to play Arma and Squad. I hear there's a lot more enemies in those games that you give you a perfect 360 view of the enemy
His hands look mad creepy just floating like that.
The fact his favorite game is wwe champions...such a smart human
there's plenty of walking sims with yellow paint for you phil
This game has both
Every game is fk up to Phil, I have never seen a person that has a problem with every game in existence.
Phil is a regard
Phil really needs to stop lettin' his wife dress him. That jumper is a tragedy. 😂
i see phil's trying to ruin another game that wasn't designed for the lowest common denominator
3:01 "I'm banning anyone trying to give me advice, real tawk!"
Phil was definitely a picture books only kid for way too long.
^tHe GaMe GlItChEd!1!1!" *eye movement*
He is mad this is not FallGout 4 with better graphics. 😂
One positive is that Phil wouldn't be very effective at being a stalker in real life as well since that would entail leaving his home more than once a week.
His arm is keyed out so he's hanging out with Thing from Addams family 😂😂
Phil killing the friendly npc reminded me of the dead rising playthrough, where he shot the guy in the back of the head with a shotgun and was pissed he died and had to do the mission over
The way he has his set-up. Makes him look wheelchair bound.
When he says "Where?!", I'm reminded of "WHERE AM I PLAYING?! YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME!!!"
"Do you want me to run this tournament for you?!!"
NEVER IN MY LIFE I HAVE SEEN A SET UP LIKE THIS. Why just why? looks so stupid😭
We're basically watching an old boomer complaining and coping at an FPS game lol. Think this game is too complex for Phil's brain.
Pffft. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. WTF is this setup? I started the video and had it playing in the background without looking. then after a few minutes i tabbed in and almost spilled my drink. That greenscrren setup is hilarous.
this guy continues to surprise me with his insufferability
30 seconds into the clip and Phil says some outlandish shit that doesnt make sense "Oh yeah they hit me from that far away with a perfect shot" yes, Phil they are called guns and they shoot projectiles at a distance to hit far away targets. EDIT it took a Minute for Phil to say something stupider...he is complaining HIS GRENADE HURT HIM?! YES PHIL THATS WHAT THEY DO OMFG LMAO
The guy is running out in the open with no cover and seems to be surprised he gets spotted and shot.
"I didn't know I had to rush to talk to that guy before he died, so he died."
you killed him! what you talkin bout?
his hands just floating lmao