Aliens Thought They Knew Human Ranks Until They Learned ‘Doc’ Could Command Without Orders
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- 🚀 Experience the hilarious culture clash when aliens discover that human doctors wield mysterious authority beyond military ranks!
In this captivating sci-fi story, watch as confused alien observers try to understand why a simple "Doc" can command admirals, generals, and even the toughest marines without any official rank insignia. When Dr. Sarah Chen steps onto the scene, every military protocol gets turned upside down, leaving our alien friends completely baffled!
⭐ Highlights: Aliens Thought They Knew Human Ranks Until They Learned ‘Doc’ Could Command Without Orders | HFY
• Witness alien researchers desperately trying to classify "Doc" in their color-coded hierarchy
• See what happens when a medical emergency throws their perfectly organized command structure into chaos
• Laugh as aliens discover the true power of "because Doc said so"
• Learn why coffee is considered essential medical equipment
• Watch as even the highest-ranking alien commanders learn to fear the words "surprise physical"
🌟 This story features:
Epic misunderstandings
Military sci-fi humor
Cross-species cultural confusion
Medical authority in action
The universal power of coffee
👽 Join Captain Klex and his team as they investigate the mysterious phenomenon of medical authority, leading to hilarious theories including mind control, ancient warrior priests, and the mystical power of white coats!
🎬 Perfect for fans of:
• Military Science Fiction
• Humanity F- Yeah Stories
• Medical Drama
• First Contact Tales
• Culture Clash Comedy
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Note: This is a work of fiction meant for entertainment purposes only.
‘DEFEND THE HEALER, OBEY THE HEALER, RESPECT THE HEALER.’
Theory 1. Doc's are actually ancient human warrior priests. Not far off 😂
Nah, those are the Chaplains.
"I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD!"
@@Jamhael1 LOL best Peter Jackson movie ever
They fight off disease and death with every patient. They exhibit superhuman endurance and dexterity
@@drakon489a then, they are Clerics - healers that say "Hey, Death! You know the drill! BRING IT!"
Don't screw with Doc unless you want to become unalive in a hurry
I once had a Sgt crash due to a heart attack. I turned to a full Bird Colonel and yelled at him " Call 911 and get me an AED"..... I don't know where he came from and I didn't see him ever again. But when Doc gives an order, you obey.
Because everyone understands the concept of "when the expert speaks, listen and obey. There will be time later to question if need be."
@zacharyharwell351 that is actually the problem in the military. Scenario, a Company is given a pot of stewy broth to be eaten. They are given a spoon, a fork, and a knife to eat with, and are told that they can go home as soon as this task is done. The First Sargent grabbed a fork and tells everyone to start digging in. Everyone else grabbed their fork and tries to get the broth to disappear, but it keeps going through the fork. A Private at the back says that he used to work in the restaurant industry and says that the spoon would work better. Everyone ignores him because the First Sargent is using the fork and he has a lot more military experience than the private. They are still at the company two hours past revelie and they still have a third of the broth to eat. The commander orders that next week leadership soldiers training is to be taught by the second lieutenant on the proper way to eat broth.
This hyperbole is accurate with everything in the military except for Doc.
ofc you did.. thats what we all do.. I suck-> he doesn't
As a Marine i can vouch that our Docs do have mind control powers fueled by coffee.
how else would marines let them place those thermometers where they place them....and i don't mean the mouth or armpit
😂😂😂😂❤
Its the fear of Doc's silver bullet that truly makes people follow commands.
My dad was a Green Barret he told me their units medic liked opening treatments with "you start cussing at me while I try to save you I'm taking a limb"
Dont forget hate.
I'll say this just once. No caffeine, no Geneva Convention. Any questions?
No question Just it’s never a war crime the first time
@@Bruisedmelon War Crime for the first time => Geneva Suggestion => Geneva Convention.
Just ditch the last part and call it a day 🗿
Okay so, all I have to do now to re-create WW1 is to get rid of all the caffeine and rebrand the war's name as the Caffeine War, in that getting rid of the Geneva Convention. [Slowly points at assistant] ... Take notes.
@@joyhanschristabelsinaga1322 the aliens didnt sign the Geneva Convention, so theyre free game.
me: got it, no caffeine, violence is not the answer, its the question, and the answer is *YES.*
the doctor: nooo bloody hell where did you get that idea!?
me: basic training sir.
the doctor: why in the blue blazes would they teach their soldiers this...
me: sir if i may...
the doctor: sure.
me: if the diplomatic corps job is to prevent wars, the military's job is to end wars. therefore we must be the hammer that isn't afraid to strike the stake into the ground.
the doctor: good heavens... god help us all.
me: god isnt here sir, but the reaper is. we gotta make him proud.
Of course, the doc is not the only anomaly. General officer structures apply most of the time, but everyone has their moment. Doc commands in medical situations. The cook is king in the kitchen. A munitions technician at a dead sprint outranks everyone else. You don't argue with the supply guy. The list goes on.
Authority vs rank.
And you DO NOT MESS WITH THE E-4 Mafia........
@MikhailScottKy or in the corps the lcpl underground
@@MikhailScottKyFor legal purposes, there is no such sanctioned organization called the E-4 mafia under ANY militaries.
In the military, we call it function before rank.
Ah yes, when the scientist is running, you follow while asking about the minimum safe distance. When the engenieer runs, you try to run faster, for the problem may have an unpredictable safety distance and the engi has likely a good head start. But when the reactor maintenance dude says "Oh god...", let alone is running, you pray, because there is no safe distance. Rank be damned. Just as you hand any of these guys whatever the frick they want if they look in enough of a hurry to fix something. Your life may very well depend on that patch job getting done asap. Medics are similar. If one takes a look at you and pales but starts calmly explaining, you are bad of but salvagable. If they just go real quite, you are on a propably rather short life timer, barring any medical miracles, and they just started trying to come up with that miracle. So if they give you instructions, you better follow them to the latter. They will not allow you to insult them and their efforts of keeping you alive, without making you regret ever having been born, since only that will make you cherish your life more, in their eyes. Rank means nothing when lives are at stake. Expertise and experience are all that matter in such cases.
@@LiamDerWandrer
comments like this one are often even better than the video they are about 🤌🏻
@@danielbenyair300 that's briefly summed up at 24:00
"The highest ranking officer in any medical situation is the one who knows how to save your life."
I was Airwing in the Marine Corps and billet over rank is absolutely a thing. It’s why I know Aircrew who have told commanding generals “sir, you need to sit the fuck down and strap in right now.”
There are two people you never mess with in the military, Medics & Chefs, they have many, varied & highly unpleasent ways of getting their own back.
It's actually four. The other two are, the guy that updates your service records and pay, and the supply guy.
Keep those four happy and you'll be happy.
@@Tetsujinhanmaa Ah supply, was somebody elses job so I never needed to worry about that as thats what officers are supposed to be for & our pay was handled by some civilian who earned more than I did for sitting on their shiney arse in Whitehall filling in data on Exel spreadsheets.
True and getting a drive on rag from a medic will involve a bit of barting just short of your first born..
I would add one more person to the list, the supply officer
@@objectclassketer560 While I was a gurnt i learned unless you want to short on supplies Do Not forget the motorpool Sgt.. They work with the other and it does not get delivered without their ok.. IE.. Food, Fuel, Water and most important the extras you ordered just in case or for your comfort or need..
The ability of "Doc" to hand out orders to ranks over them is due to the fact that humans value human life. If a medic, or corpsman is dealing with a life and death situation, or even a stabilized patient that still needs transport to higher care, EVERYONE accommodates that because of our values. Also, do not fuck with the people who will make sure that you don't die when YOU get wounded... ultimately it's also self preservation.
It is amazing how the aliens just do not ask the soldiers about Doc.
True, but for a strongly hierarchical race, asking a subordinate about a higher rank would be... Odd.
@@nevillehoward8736 gotta observe from afar without interfering, xD
Because they wouldn't get it.
They nearly caused 3 diplomatic incidents, so they are been very hesitant on direct questions
DO NOT TELL 'EM 'BOUT THA E4 MAFIA THEY WILL DIE OUTOF CONFUSION!!!
The only thing i would not believe is cafeterie would stop serving hot dogs on Doc's command. Not even the Doc has the power to order the Cook in his kingdom. Unless its a medical emergency. And Cook does not see cholesterol as one
facts
Yep or telling some random marine to swap out his fries for a salad
@@draconicisha there may have been an underlying condition that was being treated!
@@RamonInNZ possibly, until she did away with the hot dogs
Nope she's just some health nut
@@draconicisha Who would want to put himself in a harms way ???
As a US Navy Corpsman, I approve this video!
Doc is good, doc is friend. I ever drink with a doc and they aren’t paying for drinks when I’m around.
My grandfather was a doctor and he always told me that it's called a medical practice because that's exactly what they're doing, practicing. Since everyone is different and things effect people differently, you never stop learning and adjusting the knowledge base for all medical staff, now and in the future.
oh they would agree instantly in a medical emergency but no way would no one protest taking hotdogs off the menu lol
I think they agreed that hotdogs are an abomination to medical science. Nobody agreed to stop serving them. :)
We don't talk about Bruno or how hotdogs get made.
Unless that galley made the worst hot dogs ever. I've seen items removed from the cook's recipe box due to 'unpalatability'.
Maybe Doc threatened them with something...🤔
My suspense of disbelief was seriously challenged at that point.
"They shot Doc."
"Those poor bastards."
I was a combat medic in Vietnam. And yes, my nickname was Doc. My rank E-4. 😅
Weilded that power with the threat of a silver bullet.
Much respect! Any good stories about shenanigans you got up to?
Strategically Transfer Equipment to an Alternate Location much?
hey doc
@@gajeel-of-ironredfox3350 One does not question the methods, let alone the EXISTENCE, of the E-4 Mafia.
Don't touch the Medic
Don't mess with the Doc.
And may God, which ever one you may believe in, have mercy upon your soul if you are responsible for anything bad happening to the coffee.
Don't piss the doc
Don't mess with the cook
And you shall rewarded 😂
I believe the phrase I’ve used is “You fuck with Doc and I fuck you up.”
Tell the cop nothing, tell the doctor everything. And if your EOD tech is running - follow! 😂
No run faster than the EOD tech.
As Gen William Tecumseh Sherman said of Clara Barton, "She ranks me." the ultimate respect.
This is the most hilarious story ever! Gosh how much i laughed at their confusion and hypothesis LOL This truly deserves a like👌🤣too good
True in American military physician captain can over ride darn near anyone. Infantry medic are called doc, never mess with doc. I have seen medical officers leave field grade officers trembling.
same applies to demo experts in a dead sprint.
Captain? In the field of medical even generals are cowed by the lowest level doctors for their patients
@@Broxyc E.O.D. If you see us running try to keep up! 🤣
In day to day operations, rule follows rank. However as soon as operations involve the medical field the highest ranked doctor available can overrule almost anyone. The only two exceptions are EOD and the Chaplain when they're active in their duties.
Not just American.
Taking not just a sergeant's coffee, but 3 sergeants? Geez, they're lucky to still have a civilization
I think aliens would really get confused when we humans sometimes call our military peacekeepers. Why would they be surprised when humans put our priorities on saving lives? Good story. ❤
You don't mess with Doc
my uncle is retired Royal Army Medical Corps WO1 (british army) and I respect the heck out of the man.
Calling hotdogs an abomination to medical science is something i can live with, but she doesnt get to say that about sausages.
LMAO
I feel like consulting a human soldier would solve these issues in like 5 minutes. "Everyone in a specialized role is assumed to be the closest thing to an expert on the subject we have, so when they give orders related to their specialization, you shut up and listen." Would seem to be a close enough approximation for anyone to understand to me
Dont touch our Boats.
Dont touch our Coffee.
Dont touch our Docs.
And kids never ever touch the kids..even alien kids we don't like that at all.
Colleague of mine is a former corpsman who was assigned to marines; he prefers to be called doc, and having seen how his former comrades give this oddly calm guy insane levels of respect I don’t argue lmao
Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂 supply sergeant had me bust laugthing. Thats just priceless.
this is the kind of story that needs movie or two lol. doesnt need a huge budget. has inside jokes on three branches of command. just concentration on interactions of med vs command and what really matters in places after battles lol
And an ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody - Schlock Mercenary - The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries. 😂
A fellow reader! I approve. Just don't forget that a sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.
This was even funnier because I can actually see this happening. Lol 😅
My Sergeant (medial corps) once folded a 1st LT (mechanized infantry) to fit under a door for trying to force the medics to camouflage their vehicles during an manoeuvre.
Have seen it happen.. Watched as a medic put an Inf. Col. in his place when it came to who got priority. The Col lost that one badly when he complained to the Gen and got his ass handed to him..
0.12, agreed, good mind pictures.
You don’t mess with doc. Doc is the one who gives you 2 800mg Motrin and a new pair of socks
Don't forget to hydrate.
Dry socks!!!!!!!😊
If the Aliens think that doctor is scary wait till they hear about Desmond Doss and then find out he was a real person. They'll be shitting bricks in shock.
Just one more.
7:01 "By the First Egg" is a fantastic way of a hive species saying "by god." LOL
You hurt the doc and it's "Geneva suggestion" time
Suspension of disbelief was utterly destroyed at the hotdog restriction
If aliens are mind-blown by “Doc” then wait until they hear about the “Warrant Officer”.
😂😂😂😂😂
There's rank then there's athority. Overridden by experience.
More interesting is watching Dr's take risks that commanders won't.
What ever you do, Don't shoot one.
Fat Electrician made a video about Doc. Don't even look in Doc's general direction. If you think taking out the leader of the unit was bad, hitting Doc will net you all the artillery in the budget aimed at you... or something to that effect.
AS SOMEONE who has seen there FAIR and at times WAY MORE than i wanted,I have had ALOT OF DR time in my life for a MULTITUDE of reasons including a 6 month stay on a hospital for a VERY STUBBORN infection with 4 surgeries included plus a 3 week in patient for double pneumonia among other things. YES DOCTORS and NURSES can do the same kind of CRAZY that DR.CHEN was doing. Granted in EMERGENCY SITUATIONS IT MAYBE WORSE CRAZY.
The only person to outrank a medical officer is an ordinace officer runing!
And the only one who outranks an ordinance officer at a dead run is an atheist nuclear physicist getting to their knees and praying.
But by then it's usually/already too late. Doesn't hurt to follow their example, though.
The Chen family strikes again
Yes, the Chen Clan is strong in the force. :)
Did they ever bother to read our legal writing on command structure? It's literally all there
Aliens are just humans. We don't read manuals, they don't read manuals.
does it feel like reading Terms and Conditions?
We dont read that shit why should they lmao.
@@monkeybomb1232
yeah, we'll do whatever and apologize when we break the law and take notes
@@danielbenyair300 Its more of a list.
Don't piss off the E9
If doc tells you to do something, you should probably do it
Whatever you do, don't upset the E4's.
Oh, and do you think anyone would actually get around to explaining that 'Doc' was more of a nickname, and the actual rank was Chief Medical Officer?
in the word's of my fullblown crayon eating marine cousin. "you get who doc is and why hes respected when you are laying bleeding in some hell hole country that isnt home and hes laying down hate with his gun with one hand and keeping pressure on the wound trying to kill you at the same time."
I love this explanation of coffee...
All i know is that the station full of hazards. Instead of "Doc", they need "Bob the builder"
Especially being a "DBA" in the world of data, which is another highly Coffee-Driven occupation, I really got a kick out of this very well written and spoken 'tube. For those that might be watching, one of the reasons this is so well done is that the first 23 minutes and 31 seconds are a great and fully entertaining (I laughed out loud at several spots, especially when it came to coffee) story about a Doctor working with more than one military and her self-command over everyone and then... the pay dirt. Starting at timestamp 23:31 comes some of the best written lessons in life that I've seen in a long time.
This may sound odd to many but this would be a good "Required Viewing" for Leadership Training and yet it's entertaining enough to just be a fun thing to listen to.
Again, very, very, well done! Thank you for taking the time to put it together.
Also - to quote Schock Mercinary - A warrant officer in motion outranks a standing general.
Now you understand why nobody messes with THE DOC. Medic or Corpsman.
I would suggest that in medical emergencies doctors have authority granted from the highest command to take charge of the situation, unless actively countermanded by someone on site. But no one is short-sighted and foolhardy enough to countermand a doctor in an emergency.
I have a cousin who is a Licensed Nutritionist. She made up the menus for Hospital Patients.
I guarantee that one of the First Things she's do is institute/introduce caffeine-free beverages. Caffeine-free coffee, caffeine-free soda. Sugar-Free soft drinks, too. There are times where you are at your desk and you need a taste of a Hot Flavored Beverage. And I do NOT mean hot cocoa.
Hot Dogs? OK, BUT....I could go on. We need a sequel where the Good Doctor meets said Nutritionist.
And where are the nurses????? The Good Doctor orders, the RN's carry OUT the orders. Have the Good Doctor in a semi-heated meeting with a group of RN's. Yes, we CAN do This, No, we CANNOT do that. While the RN's Formal attire will be white, On Duty they will be wearing scrubs. Yes, there ARE TOO MALE Nurses.
For the record: My mother was an RN who worked in a Mental Hospital until retired. And another cousin who was an ER Nurse.
Oh, yeah: Where are the orderly's????
The aliens minds would explode when an 29:41 experienced nurse tells a new doc what to do lol
Wtf
Yep, that's a Doc. Our troop PA, told our troop commander to stop eating all the greasy food and start eating healthy foods, including salads and vegetables.
if any real aliens are reading our internet logs know us humans have 3 things we say to never lie to:
1. your spouse
2. your doctor
3. your lawyer
if you want your partners wrath, lie. if you want your doctor to schedule more stuff for you, lie. and if you want your lawyer to fail your case, lie.
Pfft, Doc would totally have rank insignia. It's just more likely something unobtrusive clipped to the chest of the medic's uniform/scrubs/lab coat. Also, could you imagine how weighed down a senior medical officer would get if they started handing out medals to medics for lives saved/people spared from traumatic impairment due to timely intervention/doing their jobs? I mean, in these stories, humans are usually the crazy, gung-go people... But honestly, our medical professionals are probably the craziest of us. That or the veterinarians.
How many invisible ranks are there?
(Sense of impending doom approaches.)
Eh, I better not say.
First hfy-story I'm gonna share😂😂😂 laughter as the doctor ordered😂😂😂🎉🎉
Absolute authority, with highly limited scope. Utilitarian Authority is the most legitimate form of authority in a free society. The chain of command works because the military functions best with clearly defined roles and every rank being properly earned. The physician's ability to bypass that chain of command at times is because the doctor bears the responsibility for the health and safety of all personnel... For both the Doctor and the General, authority derives from duty.
Ahh yes. The Doc, the Cook, and the Supply Sergeant. Never mess with them. You rely on them to survive after all.
The E-4 mafia would blow the xenos minds
Theory 3 sounds right!
This was amazingly good.
Real authority is a Sergeant Major. Sr Chiefs are bad A.. but a Sergeant Major is plain old-fashioned dangerous!
@@waltergolston6187 Oh I can attest to that I knew a Marine Sergeant major in the civilian workforce a nice guy who looks after his own but oh man he can be absolutely ruthless when he's pissed off. Did I mentioned that he is a certified Drill Instructor.😬
Warrants are dangerouser.
Wait until you meet a Master Chief from a Boomer!
Any fellow Veterans out here? If you are, the short I recommend is hilarious. If you are non-military, this will actually explain "Doc". 2:45. *The Fat Electrician Reviews: DOC*
In times of medical need doc is automatically one rank higher than any patient
Now we just need one about aliens learning why you never fck with doc(aka, attack the army docs)
If the aliens think there's something special about coffee rituals, wait until they discover 'the brew' or 'brewup' and tea rituals in general. lol.
This needs to be a movie
this has been my favourite story so far, i hope they make another video like this
Sergeant Major phenomenon 😂
So as a Doc I can confirm, ideas 2, 3 and 4 are all correct at the same time.
This one is actually adorable.
Let's NOT introduce the aliens to "Officer Sniper Doc", for Odin's Sake!!
"Previously observed Sgt Major Phenomenon" lol
Sara Chen and Johnny suns deserve awards for the amount of jobs they’ve both had 😂
Best AI read to date.
Agree
You don't wanna piss off docs and cook's and gun Smith and supply people for your personal stuff
A friend of mine was a US Army Special Forces medic in Vietnam. One day during a demonstration in front of a general, one of my friend's men broke his leg (obstacle course I think). He immediately rushed to the man's side to give first aid, he was an enlisted, and some douche nozzle officer walked up and crowded him while he was giving medical attention. My friend tried asking politely for the officer (either colonel or major) to step back and give him room to work so the patient doesn't go into shock. Officer loses his shit and tells my buddy that he does not speak to an officer that way; the general shows up because of the noise, officer and my buddy both tell their side, general tells officer to get out the way, officer opens his stupid mouth one more time, general says firmly get out the way captain. Demoted one or two ranks on the spot for being a moron while my buddy gave aid
0.12 funny as, I laughed most of the way thru the story, priceless, good story, thank you
damn I need a Dr Chen. I find these ridiculously incompetent doctors and staff.
As a medic, it is kinda odd to be chatting with PSG and first Sgt and another spc or private snap to parade rest and everything to ask some questions. Sends me through a loop every time.
very good story, lots of imagination. It is rare in this series of stories.
As a retired medical from the military i can confirm this is true
Even as a Corporal commanders would ask my opinion on effects on their personnel
Wait till they find out what happens when the soldiers think the doc is in danger.
I love how disorganized these stories are like one sentence will be like. They consume this beverage something called coffee and extreme levels and then the next sentence after it will be the great coffee incident now all the sudden everybody knows about coffee
There was a bit about x number of instances of "doc" pulling rank over the course of 4 months of joint operations or something, but the story started off as them JUST witnessing this. So you could argue there was a time skip. If it were written by a person, that's how that would have been handled. That said, it's definitely just AI stuff not keeping small details straight. Sometimes it's workable (like this one, at least as far as I've watched so far) and sometimes it creates a total mess that no one should have uploaded.
Very good story thank you ❤❤❤
Love this story. Listening to it for the 3 time.
Having seen the Doc Rank in action, This story is absolutely one of the best I've read
in a very long time. Thank You...
A refreshingly new story.
I liked it.
One does not simply mess with Doc and think they can walk
That was a fun listen.
No military organisation can function without a beverage that acts like coffee or tea or klah.
Anne Mcaffrey ftw ;)
This was the best yet just brilliant lol
Anyone else get cravings for coffee while listening to this?
😆😂😆😂😆 not the coffee! 😭
You listen to the person whose job is to keep you alive.
Also, a running explosive ordinance disposal tech outranks everyone.
even docs
@@danielbenyair300nah, doc outranks the disposal tech when he's missing 2 fingers
Moonbase Alpha? 😂😂😂
Shhh!
even docs can't touch the hotdogs