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    The phrase "mind your own business" is an idiom that is commonly used to tell someone to refrain from interfering in someone else's affairs or to stop prying into matters that do not concern them. It is a way of asserting personal boundaries and asking someone to focus on their own concerns instead of getting involved in someone else's business.
    When someone says "mind your own business," they are essentially requesting that the person they are speaking to should respect their privacy, autonomy, and personal space. It is a polite or sometimes stern way of telling someone to stay out of matters that do not involve them and not to be nosy or intrusive.
    The phrase can be used in various situations, such as when someone is asking too many personal questions, trying to meddle in someone else's relationships, or interfering in someone's decisions without invitation. By using this expression, the speaker is urging the other person to redirect their attention to their own affairs and avoid becoming overly involved in someone else's matters.
    Overall, "mind your own business" is a straightforward and direct way of telling someone to respect personal boundaries and not interfere in matters that do not concern them.
    "Photography is not a crime" "PINAC" is a phrase often used to advocate for the right to take photographs or record video in public spaces without fear of harassment, intimidation, or legal repercussions. The phrase suggests that photography is a form of free speech and expression that should be protected by law, and that the act of taking photographs should not be considered a criminal offence. The use of this phrase is often associated with instances where photographers, journalists, or citizens have been stopped or detained by law enforcement or security personnel for taking photographs in public places, even though they have not violated any laws or regulations.

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  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    They must get security guards like this out of a lucky bag. Keep these vids coming UKMTT

    • @noka1979
      @noka1979 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      cheapest they can get as its government

    • @TheCunnamulla
      @TheCunnamulla ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noka1979lowest paid contractors get the job. We call it race to the bottom.

    • @grahampawson1502
      @grahampawson1502 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Looks like they warmed him up from the morgue 😳🧐

    • @TheGary1182
      @TheGary1182 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That security guy looked very ill indeed.

    • @tatsnneeps341
      @tatsnneeps341 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sallyowen6320and usually they are monkeys, that land in Dover illegally 😂😂

  • @1akw
    @1akw ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Love how Marks Scottish accent comes out more talking to another Scott's person 😂

  • @leataylor9277
    @leataylor9277 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “He’s about 58, maybe 60”
    “You cheeky sod” 🤭🤣

  • @MullaghAnattin663
    @MullaghAnattin663 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The work in that building is so secret that the employees have no idea what they are doing, and *Securitah* have no idea what they are guarding.

  • @user-xy3hq6ft5j
    @user-xy3hq6ft5j ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That first guy has escaped the care home disguised as bogus security guard 😂😂😂

  • @thesweeney80
    @thesweeney80 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    🤣 Your Scottish accent went from 100% to 150% when you heard him speak 🤣👍🏻

  • @MikeGMcDermott
    @MikeGMcDermott ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I thought the first security man in the Hi-Viz coat was going to order a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley.

  • @Glen-hx8xe
    @Glen-hx8xe ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It was like watching Dads Army.

  • @TheDOJ-n9teen6t8
    @TheDOJ-n9teen6t8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The combined age of the two HI-VIZ security guards must be 180. WTF are they gonna do to stop anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Meanwhile the Russians /Iranian’s/Chinese etc. have sneaked in the back entrance while they were interfering with a member of the public ‘armed’ with a camera .
    They must watch this and think how EASY is it to use a a distracting tactic, all you have to do is hold a camera and they lose the plot.

  • @smokemirrors8509
    @smokemirrors8509 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Dads Army security guards lol, thanks Mark I needed a good laugh,,,,,!

  • @bucko321
    @bucko321 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    its great hearing two Welshman having an argument

    • @boztec7187
      @boztec7187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you ever heard 2 SCOTSman arguing.? 🤣✌

    • @bucko321
      @bucko321 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@boztec7187 Have you ever heard of sarcasm 😄

    • @boztec7187
      @boztec7187 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bucko321 Nope, never

  • @ckamarkothokeen
    @ckamarkothokeen ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey Mark, in his verbal description he forgot, "devilishly handsome', lol. nice job as always!

  • @reciprocating
    @reciprocating ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That security guard couldn't stop himself laughing.. bloody hilarious 😅😅

  • @thetryingscotsman4065
    @thetryingscotsman4065 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    If he's the head of security at the MOD, our country is in trouble more than ever.

    • @LeakedWisdom808
      @LeakedWisdom808 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      IKR. UK, a once great nation, now sadly just another corporate entity.

    • @juliekulatunga4188
      @juliekulatunga4188 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @thelawisthelaw
    @thelawisthelaw ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Omg im laughing so loud. Hilarious. Your Scottish accent gets so much stronger when u shout 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @darkurbanexploring
    @darkurbanexploring ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These videos are quite entertaining. It gives the security something to do. They should be grateful for you lovely auditors. Testing there skills on what to do.

    • @SuperBC10
      @SuperBC10 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly!

  • @geraldhelmet1982
    @geraldhelmet1982 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The guy's about 93 himself, "That could be your mother you're talking to."

    • @Mr-J...
      @Mr-J... ปีที่แล้ว +1

      May be right. He looks like the old guy in "The Others"

  • @corpeedo
    @corpeedo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Looks like that guy fell asleep in a bag of chocolate drops!

  • @talktothesand88
    @talktothesand88 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I was thinking about going into security but then realised i didn't want to have to face the mighty ukmtt

    • @markosmith8037
      @markosmith8037 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As you have watched a few audits then you'd probably be able to handle the situation far better than most security guards. I cannot understand why they don't watch a few as it would surely help them out. You'd think the message would get around but it doesn't seem to be.

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just do the security job PROPERLY , and you will have no problems .

    • @roncartwright958
      @roncartwright958 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Lonewolf__666
      @Lonewolf__666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would put anybody off! 😂

    • @Bickle121
      @Bickle121 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@A2Z1Two3no they wouldn't, there would still be gimps like this around annoying everyone

  • @Pennywise180
    @Pennywise180 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Security guard is a walking ghost.

    • @adrianbrowne7874
      @adrianbrowne7874 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      100%!!

    • @oflaherty903
      @oflaherty903 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mr dead the talking corpse

    • @thelawisthelaw
      @thelawisthelaw ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It amazes me how they employ old shaking blokes for security 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ernestchadwell9069
      @ernestchadwell9069 ปีที่แล้ว

      He honestly looks like he is terminally ill, most likely cancer.

  • @michaelhearn3831
    @michaelhearn3831 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I am so so happy I have found this channel…..you are easily theee best out there you say exactly what I always think…🤣😂🤣👍🏻

  • @asterickjones
    @asterickjones ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That could be line from a stand up comedy show "you don't need to be medically qualified to see someone's a fat bastard do you" if Jimmy Carr sees this video that line'll end up in his next show!

  • @Bigboneproductions
    @Bigboneproductions ปีที่แล้ว +12

    These videos are priceless. Keep up the great work

  • @Brianmac007
    @Brianmac007 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    please audit baxters food group fochabers moray, it has a public road that runs straight through the site allowing fisherman to the spey. the security try to stop normal people walking their dogs ect but legally its a public road and they rely on folk not knowing this.its a massive scottish soup giant it would be fantastic to watch

  • @craigskayman8422
    @craigskayman8422 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They shouldn't employ security guards that are near retirement, the guy is clearly frightened and is panicking, he probably can't do any other job so is just winding down his days doing a job that he hoped was a quiet one.

  • @andyscouse4090
    @andyscouse4090 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You have given this Security guard something too do, his shift is Uneventful and boring but now he is Elevated and has Purpose, so well-done in making this Security guard feel important.🇬🇧

  • @rob103rl
    @rob103rl ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I thought Blakey from 'On The Buses' passed away?

    • @tatsnneeps341
      @tatsnneeps341 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has, they dug him up and stuck him in a security shed and gave him a yellow jacket 😂

  • @tatsnneeps341
    @tatsnneeps341 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That security chump looks like he has just been dug up 😂😂😊

  • @MrLees-oq8wb
    @MrLees-oq8wb ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They used to have a cricket team there. All opposing teams used to call it stalag 17

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The second security officer sounded like "Orville The Duck" and was about as menacing lol!!

  • @graememackay1152
    @graememackay1152 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    80 year old guard is the flaw in security 😂

  • @Saxtoo
    @Saxtoo ปีที่แล้ว +6

    MOD Nursing Home Security 🤚👴

  • @chrisprocter7626
    @chrisprocter7626 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    gotta say i find your channel the funniest place on you tube i have watched in years - nearly having a hernia laughing at your antics keep up the good work fella

  • @cluckingbell1772
    @cluckingbell1772 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wrapped him, packed him and sent the Jekyll back to Noddyland. Quality content.
    Next.

  • @michellereader5352
    @michellereader5352 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This really needs to STOP. Once we r on public paths they need to stay on their property.❤❤❤❤#PINAC

  • @Gdad-20
    @Gdad-20 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You rang my lord?? Or rather... You never rang my lord. 😂😂😂 nice 1 Mark 👍❤️

  • @plug4uk696
    @plug4uk696 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You make me Lol the way you rip them to pieces over their perceived authority over public citizens doing a perfectly LEGAL activity, nice one mate ;-)
    p.s. "lump of lard" Now that just creased me up 🤣🤣

  • @Justtellmetheanswer6910
    @Justtellmetheanswer6910 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    With a hat he looks like Blakey from on the busses 🚌

  • @kavalogue
    @kavalogue ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Why do they always talk about its their right to act like a fool and it's their right to question someone walking around their work place and they've all these rights supposedly but they refuse to acknowledge any of your rights or any actual applicable rights. How do they play the double standard game so well

  • @watchthesky.
    @watchthesky. ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Greeting from South West West Australia.🇦🇺

  • @liverpoolfcstevengerrard4112
    @liverpoolfcstevengerrard4112 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Two scotch men arguing love it. 😂😂😂

  • @Michaeleddlestien
    @Michaeleddlestien ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ghost of motley hall the first gaurd

  • @richmottershaw9720
    @richmottershaw9720 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Monkey was gobsmacked you wouldnt just comply.Great job ad always mate.

  • @samsonline3456
    @samsonline3456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He looks abit like benny hill 😂 hilarious keep up the good work mark keep them coming 😂

  • @asterickjones
    @asterickjones ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing how they never seem to get onto what you're doing with "the yellow bellied right tit".

  • @RobertThomas-rc8yq
    @RobertThomas-rc8yq ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dracula has got a new job on the side 😂

  • @asterickjones
    @asterickjones ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm here to help and assist you if I can" but when he first approached you it was "why are you filming?".

  • @MarriedToTheKGB
    @MarriedToTheKGB ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need to lose a good stone. I need Mark to abuse me and call me a fat fuck continuously and I reckon it would motivate me more than any diet or gym to lose the lard

  • @nonenone-vt8cg
    @nonenone-vt8cg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If this is supposed to be a secure MoD Site, where is Mod Plod and why is Norman Potter (ex Fenn Street caretaker) on the gate at such an advanced age?

  • @silverfox74
    @silverfox74 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You don't have to be medically qualified to see somebody is a fat ba**ard do you" - line of the week LMFAO

  • @musiclover9361
    @musiclover9361 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The site is so private and sensitive, yet they have a septuagenarian security officer who can't even keep himself safe and secure, standing in the road in front of a vehicle! If it's a private site, MAKE it private!

  • @untold101
    @untold101 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Second guy claimed he was security but provided no proof.
    I think his boss should be contacted and the guy should be sent for further training.

  • @SmedleyDouwright
    @SmedleyDouwright ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Well at least we know they eat donuts in that MOD building.

  • @leemac1774
    @leemac1774 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mr burns guarding his power plant from spys

  • @terrycoles9079
    @terrycoles9079 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    My favourite auditor, takes no nessing and funny with it.. Here boy 😂😂😂

  • @SuperBC10
    @SuperBC10 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love it when the 2nd security asks donut boy “Who is he”? Like as if just cos he’s Scottish, he must know him 😂😂😂

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    fat boy was dressed like he was about to fell a few trees

  • @cj8415
    @cj8415 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Smashing it with the content my man, keep up the great work!

  • @HelenwildmouseShannon
    @HelenwildmouseShannon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how you tell um . Awesome . lol

  • @nicholasmassey6941
    @nicholasmassey6941 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look at the state of those two signs. Is money so tight they cant wash them lmao

  • @Rocco69Siffredi
    @Rocco69Siffredi ปีที่แล้ว +15

    MORE AND EVERYTIME the rubber duck PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @michaeldavidslimm226
    @michaeldavidslimm226 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Excellent entertainment brilliant top man mark.

  • @thekingward
    @thekingward ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Aye the Scottish accent got more Scottish when u realised he was a Scot 🤣🤣🤣

  • @seanoriain6477
    @seanoriain6477 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great footage very funny brilliant job mark👍

  • @garlicgorilla6540
    @garlicgorilla6540 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You are criminally undersubscribed. Fantastic entertainment.
    #defundthebbc

  • @user-lf4pj6st8x
    @user-lf4pj6st8x 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love the channel and content and your comedic antics (especially the party whistle hahaha) but I'm wondering has anyone ever approached you in a civilised and interested manner instead of instant aggression 🤔🤔

  • @barrygoodman6285
    @barrygoodman6285 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    how old was that first guy, one of these who will give up his health for the high viz

  • @jonneyuk7486
    @jonneyuk7486 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Make em have Mark, the only auditor to tell it as it is, keep up the great work, without overstepping the mark, you know they will be queuing to put the cuffs on you 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @DjNikGnashers
    @DjNikGnashers ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The squeaky toy gets me every time 🤣

    • @magnuscash6343
      @magnuscash6343 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We all love MR SCEAKY 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @grahampawson1502
      @grahampawson1502 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Class act that squeaky toy 😂🤣

  • @ScottMcculloch-ot7gw
    @ScottMcculloch-ot7gw ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think on this occasion the bodywarmer bellend was actually the tea boy.

  • @rudeboijasmithy
    @rudeboijasmithy ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did he say google the winning lottery numbers? Wish we could lol. Don’t think he quite understood. Glad he came out though other wise I was thinking the video wasn’t going to be very good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-uf8wn2sy9i
    @user-uf8wn2sy9i 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mod security? where they dig him up from

  • @Marius_vanderLubbe
    @Marius_vanderLubbe ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Peter Cushing.

  • @gaza721
    @gaza721 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Security guard is a bag of walking bones

  • @AlaninValleSanLorenzo
    @AlaninValleSanLorenzo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great video ! I loved the hilarious interaction between two Scots. I can imagine Alex Ferguson having a similar argument when he looks at himself in the mirror every morning. lol🤣

  • @kx501
    @kx501 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how they come out with authority like monkey boy and you just stop them in their steps and shut them down!

  • @lawrenceogburn3020
    @lawrenceogburn3020 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A friend of mine got a job in Next in Fishergate Preston and they shown them picture of Uk MEET THE TYRANTS at the induction and told them not to engage with him if he shows up 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasongoulden2938
    @jasongoulden2938 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    More curious as to why he offered you a cuppa after all them insults lol

  • @Guccit865
    @Guccit865 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Seriously how old is that so called security guard?

  • @1stormriders
    @1stormriders 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the best i've seen🤣🤣

  • @stevechambers500V8
    @stevechambers500V8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Turned into an episode of Still Game 😂

  • @sammyhope7216
    @sammyhope7216 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The security guard had no experience and waisting police and tax payers money calling the police

  • @68rufus
    @68rufus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    he is a bit of a panic merchant this one

  • @camrs125
    @camrs125 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Peter griffin works for the MOD…I thought he worked at a brewery 😂

  • @brettnbeckvalleyvan
    @brettnbeckvalleyvan ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The muppet at the end really thought you'd buckle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 second prize he had. What an absolute idiot he was 🙈, great audit 👍🏻❤️🙏🏻

  • @Montyliciuos69
    @Montyliciuos69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'll get you Butler👍🏻

  • @neilneil7695
    @neilneil7695 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Number one in my book Mark.

  • @EnglishRoots11
    @EnglishRoots11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That 2nd bloke, who came out looks like Richard Graham the actor out of the film I.D 😂

  • @grahampawson1502
    @grahampawson1502 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brilliant , pure comedy 😂🤣👏👏👏

  • @peterwilliams6956
    @peterwilliams6956 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You sum him up perfectly , a lump of lard it did make me laugh.

  • @MrWalbudri
    @MrWalbudri ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Disgraceful.. telling members of public what to do ..

  • @benrichards399
    @benrichards399 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The poor sod looks days from retirement

  • @jibjab351
    @jibjab351 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh, you did get the squeaky thing out

  • @peacetime4609
    @peacetime4609 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Big Respect !!!

  • @bassheid
    @bassheid ปีที่แล้ว

    The fly in ones ointment 😂

  • @chuckfinlay6093
    @chuckfinlay6093 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ministry of Defence Guard Service (MGS) finest……….😂😂

  • @mikebordeaux8218
    @mikebordeaux8218 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What are the odds of fat boy laying off the donuts? 😅

  • @justinwalker5237
    @justinwalker5237 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another master piece

  • @delorusclaiborne3274
    @delorusclaiborne3274 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I thought the mods had vanished with the cultural movements of the times... I mean if they are mod where are the scooters? 🧐

    • @thesweeney80
      @thesweeney80 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't be silly, you're thinking of mods and rockers, this is The M.O.D. (Ministry of Dafties) 😜

    • @delorusclaiborne3274
      @delorusclaiborne3274 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thesweeney80 😁😂👍