Head Detection Technology FAIL - Dodgy Doors

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  • @ozzymanreviews
    @ozzymanreviews  2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Still got a few cartons of these left and then they’ll be gone forever: ozzymanshop.com/keychain have a crack at it!

    • @MrRydoone
      @MrRydoone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He put head way too low .the sensor was at above .

    • @wildlifewarrior2670
      @wildlifewarrior2670 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should really look up the most Aussie interview ever I want to see you comment on that

    • @simonmultiverse6349
      @simonmultiverse6349 ปีที่แล้ว

      2:54 automatic door activating ANOTHER automatic door.
      I wonder if the slidey door and the swing door would experience fits of jealousy, each desperately wanting that which the other has?

    • @scox7748
      @scox7748 ปีที่แล้ว

      When is a door not a door? When its 6000 pieces of glass sprayed fuckin everywhere.

  • @SalemArc
    @SalemArc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4462

    This is why I always wave two fingers in front of automatic doors. If it recognizes me as a Jedi, it will open. If not, the door is obviously of Sith construction and must perish.

    • @Bonesaw_McGraw
      @Bonesaw_McGraw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The sith are way better than the Jedi

    • @zodsinclair8500
      @zodsinclair8500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it didn't see you....
      CLEARLY,
      its Vision
      Has been Clouded....By The DARK SIDE!

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@Bonesaw_McGraw ok edgelord.

    • @sessions8766
      @sessions8766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Wise you are.

    • @cmel7841
      @cmel7841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Ewan McGregor stated in an interview recently that he also does that. So it must really work when a real jedi does it

  • @Xavierpng
    @Xavierpng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Those revolving doors in the strong wind could generate enough electricity to power the Hotel.

  • @ealing456
    @ealing456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1215

    The tragedy of that first door fail had a great narrative arc - full of twists, turns and smacks in the faces. Could be a theatrical production.

    • @joeb134
      @joeb134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Did you notice the exit sign was on the side the guy tried to walk out but not on the side the door slides to?

    • @cliffcorson4000
      @cliffcorson4000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The 1st door
      Reason the one side opens like it does is its incase there is a power loss so that people can still get out

    • @jacobjericho1
      @jacobjericho1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There are so many hazardous things with that door is unbelievable , it makes me cringe as a automatic door engineer.

    • @samlovatt6966
      @samlovatt6966 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      first door

    • @alison5009
      @alison5009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacobjericho1 I, too, am an automatic door engineer.

  • @walangxyxy1005
    @walangxyxy1005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "People have to crawl to get inside for their Pounding" bruh. i'm dead 🤣🤣

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I like how the one big dog pushed the door open ready to attack, but only the little dog ran out and just ran away.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes, I came here to answer "it was dodgy dog's bigger friend"! 😄

    • @TheLucentFish
      @TheLucentFish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The HMS Dogge Carrier sent out its interceptor dogge.

    • @armchaircoach
      @armchaircoach 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The old switcheroo

    • @macansan7046
      @macansan7046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes big dog opened the door but clearly not to attack...He got scared once he saw it hit the man in the head and the little one didn't care...

    • @haveiszalfaroqie1628
      @haveiszalfaroqie1628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Big dog: oh shit.
      Smol dog: Lmao you hit him see ya dont wanna be ya.

  • @GateKeeper36
    @GateKeeper36 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    That happened to me once and I know I wasn't the only victim of the glass door. Having just purchased a video game. I was so distracted by the cover art and walked right into the glass door. It made a loud sound so when I turned around, I saw all the customers and even the clerk stopped working look at me. No one laughed as I opened the door and left. I bet that glass door has claimed many victims since it was installed. My ego was fine and still happy day for me. So I guess the door didn't steal my soul, like it intended too. Be more aware of your surroundings cause evil dodgy doors could be lurking anywhere.

    • @lie01234
      @lie01234 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't wait for Darwinism to claim you one day.

    • @presidenttnediserp428
      @presidenttnediserp428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should have asked the loss prevention guy to show you the footage. That would be awesome.

  • @deltasupreme9139
    @deltasupreme9139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    I counted the use of the word 'dodgy' 18 times, excluding the 5 times the word 'dodginess' was utterered
    Meanwhile I noted the use of the word 'door' or 'doors' a competitive 38 times
    This gives us a Dodgy/Door ratio of a respectable 0.47
    Multiplying this with the total amount of 'Dodgy' or 'Door' occurences results in a 26.52 on the Dodgy Door scale, which puts this video straight in to the all time leading charts
    (Any appeal or objection to this analysis will be noted and reviewed by the Dodgy Door Review Comission)

    • @jovalleau
      @jovalleau 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bravo

    • @zovalentine7305
      @zovalentine7305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🌟🏆🤓🏆🌟

    • @dougmarks1557
      @dougmarks1557 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Found the Virgin in the comment section....

    • @jacobstreets8445
      @jacobstreets8445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👏🏆

    • @philipmilne5384
      @philipmilne5384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Did you count the aDOORable that he said or was that not included in the door count

  • @TestofTorment
    @TestofTorment ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That kid taking flight with the screen door has me rolling. Nearly tinkled myself. Someone needs to thank the parents for posting that priceless masterpiece. XD

  • @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-
    @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2229

    _"The problem with dodgy doors is that you don't know it's a dodgy door until it does a dodgy deed." ~Ozzy Man_

    • @djhrecordhound4391
      @djhrecordhound4391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kinda works with dodgy people, dunnit?

    • @artvandelay8030
      @artvandelay8030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, that line got me too. Brilliant! 👈

    • @woodstream6137
      @woodstream6137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Done dirt cheap

    • @Cottrilogy333
      @Cottrilogy333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@woodstream6137 came here to say dodgy deeds and they're done dirt cheap.

    • @tylerdurden5122
      @tylerdurden5122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A modern day philosopher

  • @mmaidofsteel
    @mmaidofsteel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is one of the funniest Ozzy Man viddies yet - your humour is absolutely stella. I'm open to more Dodgy Door videos, keep 'm coming!

  • @enderethan144
    @enderethan144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    2:40 I honestly don’t blame that door for smacking that guy. If someone waved their arse at me I’d probably do the same.

    • @WaterspoutsOfTheDeep
      @WaterspoutsOfTheDeep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poundland was closed? I got you covered.

    • @dougaltolan3017
      @dougaltolan3017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Woo hoo, now there's an offer you don't get every day...

    • @colehara
      @colehara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think that guy was getting ready to take a dump and the workman decided he didn't want that happening.

    • @uutdiegodzilla3821
      @uutdiegodzilla3821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The door simply couldn't resist! 🤣

    • @thebrowns5337
      @thebrowns5337 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm waving mine in your general direction right now.
      Come at me biotch ;)

  • @rickjames8960
    @rickjames8960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:38 Door took everything from him. His phone, his dignity. Even took his shoe.

  • @muhlemmer
    @muhlemmer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "working together to be as useless as possible" also applies to many people I've worked with.

    • @chedelirio6984
      @chedelirio6984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was going to say: Ozzy Man has been to some of the same offices I've been

    • @freeanimals594
      @freeanimals594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And most ppl out there. Not just the ones you work with.

    • @danielkokal8819
      @danielkokal8819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      see : The Biden Administration

    • @xjunkxyrdxdog89
      @xjunkxyrdxdog89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@danielkokal8819 obsessed much?

    • @nevymind
      @nevymind 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xjunkxyrdxdog89 lol

  • @Godric_71
    @Godric_71 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Years ago, during the summer when my brother was stationed in Virginia Beach, he opened his car door and got something out. When he shut the door, the 2 back door windows and his rear windshield literally exploded from the heat build-up in the car. It was crazy and obviously unexpected.
    Edit: The exploding glass door made me remember it.

  • @zammmerjammer
    @zammmerjammer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I spent nearly an entire day inside of a big shopping mall full of automatic doors. When I finally had to leave, the door to outside wasn't automatic. The feeling of OUTRAGE that swept through me as I had to manually open that last door was pretty memorable (we get used to being spoilt by technology so quickly).

    • @JoeBob79569
      @JoeBob79569 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Especially since when you're leaving a big shopping centre you're gonna need the automatic door because you will presumably be carrying a bunch of bags.. 🤣

    • @BeingFireRetardant
      @BeingFireRetardant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Outraged over lack of convenience? How very modern of you.

    • @SH-Night
      @SH-Night 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pffft

    • @reginabillotti
      @reginabillotti 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is a store near me where you have to enter two doors to go in. The outer one is automatic, the inner is not. Not sure why.

  • @LuDogg805
    @LuDogg805 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OMG (2:40) I dodged death like that one time when I was taking out the trash to a dumpster, luckily I moved out of the way once I hear the wind pick up and pull out the metal bar from the hole... I jump out of the way as the metal door slams and moves the metal dumpster. It rattled the dumpster so hard my ears where ringing after, I was just happy I dodged it in time.

  • @lordbavaria
    @lordbavaria 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    The Poundland shop should only let the people crawl out of the exit, since crawling should be easy after recieving the pounding.

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You'd think they can find the way to the backdoor

    • @teeanahera8949
      @teeanahera8949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@frostdemen1 their back door has already been pounded.

    • @teeanahera8949
      @teeanahera8949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @sonorex
      @sonorex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I go home now for early weekend

    • @beaulaplume
      @beaulaplume 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sonorex how’s that early weekend treating you??

  • @xxmeanyheadxx
    @xxmeanyheadxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you're spittin out them jokes with the speed and determination of the incomparable robin williams

  • @THIS_IS_SPARTA696
    @THIS_IS_SPARTA696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    “People have to crawl to go inside for their pounding” lost my shit here 😂

    • @mystikmind2005
      @mystikmind2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep, me too.... ironically the funniest bit is not technically about a door,,, but, some of the other doors do give people a good pounding as well!

  • @plumberman4u
    @plumberman4u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is how compilations should be done.
    Straight from one to the other without the need to put your own face on the screen.
    TOP QUALITY.

  • @ramachandra776
    @ramachandra776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    I am preordering "Terror of the dodgy door" and "Spinning Door of Doom" by famed horror expert Oz E Stine . This probably chronicles the adventures of "Door patrol" - a group of dodgy heroes saving us from the horrors of dodgy doors 😁 .

    • @jmi5969
      @jmi5969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Don't forget 'Revenge of Dumble Door'

    • @EpicBunty
      @EpicBunty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hey look guys, some dudes trying to crack a joke!! ha ha ha how funny, the attempt that is.

    • @princesinghtomerbhaarti
      @princesinghtomerbhaarti 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EpicBunty he rattled your useless world :)

    • @bradezzell7226
      @bradezzell7226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      New York Times bestseller every one!!

    • @MrWickedd69
      @MrWickedd69 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anyone seen that video of the drunk guy that lost all the fingers on his hand from jumping in a spinning door? Hand was caught against the wall and door after his friends got it spinning like mad.

  • @asanokatana
    @asanokatana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Revolving doors go whirrrrrrr*
    Attorney Woo: Faints

    • @MadisonR2006
      @MadisonR2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha never thought I’d see an Attorney Woo reference on Ozzy Man. I love her!

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    That 1st clip! When he goes outside and the automatic side opens! He just puts his hands to his head🤣

  • @Anthro777
    @Anthro777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The first one actually IS a sliding door but he walked into the wrong side and pushed against it. It's designed to pivot outwards if pushed against in case of a fire or human stampede.

  • @mattetjus
    @mattetjus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    The first guy did read the EXIT sign over the door - pretty fair assumption to be able to exit there, IMO.

    • @MSRooky350z
      @MSRooky350z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he was able to exit, no one said something about an automatic door ;)

    • @kingjames4886
      @kingjames4886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it's probably like that because of some fire code that requires a manual door under an illuminated exit sign...

    • @wizkhalife1
      @wizkhalife1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah but still, you don't proceed to walk in the fckin glass door your face first, if they/them (without assuming door gender) doesn't open first... IMO

    • @DungeonDragon18
      @DungeonDragon18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kingjames4886 It is a fire safety door, those kinds of sliding doors are designed to pop off the track and swing open when someone pushes hard on them, to prevent crushes from people trying to rush out a slowly opening automatic door. Customers at work bump their shopping carts into the sliding doors all the time, and we have to constantly stop to pop them back into place.

    • @2bfrank657
      @2bfrank657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup, he's a victim of shit design

  • @ninadis
    @ninadis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Ozzy man. Checking your channel is one of the first rituals of my day. Perfect start to the day.

  • @derek.....
    @derek..... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    kudos to Ozzy Man for entertaining us as usual with his hilarious commentary

    • @1st_ProCactus
      @1st_ProCactus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It kind loses its charm when the commentary just don't make ch reality

  • @jongoffinet8511
    @jongoffinet8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The car salesman almost made me piss my pants! Jesus Christ that was hilarious!!🤡

  • @drewpenn7440
    @drewpenn7440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Watched every single video since I subscribed somewhere around 5 years ago...consistently hilarious and uplifting content mate, good shit!

    • @christophrauscher3520
      @christophrauscher3520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #metoo he makes life better!

    • @THIS_IS_SPARTA696
      @THIS_IS_SPARTA696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ditto here! Discovered him back in 2015 and I don’t think I’ve missed that many uploads from him since.

    • @bookbwitched6823
      @bookbwitched6823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've just discovered Ozzy, delighted! I have a nasty time consuming job to do that requires little thought, but invariably will evoke sad memories. Suddenly it feels much less painful with the idea of streaming years of happy Ozzy. I am emotional with the relief of it. Grateful to my new but already dear Ozzy.

    • @murrbuck3081
      @murrbuck3081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me 2

    • @mitchellclark4819
      @mitchellclark4819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good shit cobs.

  • @earnestborg9909
    @earnestborg9909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    DO ONE OF THESE NARRATIONS IN AN ASMR WHISPER!!!!!!!!111One
    Hearing "destination fucked" in a whisper would be hysterical 😂

  • @maksmallyhocevar1815
    @maksmallyhocevar1815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Holy shit that child was strong! She held on the swingy door with one arm

    • @necroflowers2244
      @necroflowers2244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      She also didn't drop the cellphone she had in her other hand.

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      J would have shot her for that.

    • @BeingFireRetardant
      @BeingFireRetardant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Imagine being so light your finger strength holds you up during an unexpected journey. Total commitment to the art of flying...

    • @reiyasombaz5056
      @reiyasombaz5056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BeingFireRetardant Yeah, I always suspected that Dorothy was just Marry Poppins in her youth. Here is the proof, you guys.

    • @gloriaalex11
      @gloriaalex11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Panic-induced death grip.

  • @kalinga2nihon
    @kalinga2nihon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:16 Goosebumps books were so nostalgic.

  • @randomretroplays3123
    @randomretroplays3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm a victim of dodgy shutters. Walking out of a store with my baseball cap on (as you do) , shutter was too low and BAMM! KNOCKOUT 😂. True story.

    • @thebrowns5337
      @thebrowns5337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait. You wore a hat indoors?
      What kind of monster are you?

    • @perceivedvelocity9914
      @perceivedvelocity9914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, very relatable.

  • @SuburbanBeard
    @SuburbanBeard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *_38 door_*
    *_23 dodgy_*
    *_or_*
    *_18 dodgy_*
    *_5 dodginess_*
    *_29 door_*
    *_7 doors_*
    *_1 doorless_*
    *_1 adoorable_*
    *_2 OZ E. STINE: book titles_*
    *_Spinning Door of Doom_*
    *_The Terror of the Dodgy Door_*

  • @ikotsus2448
    @ikotsus2448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That door was already bent at the spot it hit his arse, so this is not the first time this "accidentally happened".

  • @troymagnum
    @troymagnum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:05 "working together to be as useless as possible.." LOL...I work with Doors as co-workers!

  • @jamesb1221222
    @jamesb1221222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Working together to be as useless as possible" sounds like my job

  • @debralambert1353
    @debralambert1353 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Had me cracking up at lunch at work. Now I have to explain Ozzy Man to my co-workers...and the the fandom expands exponentially...

  • @ankushnothere
    @ankushnothere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ozzyman never fails to give people 4-5 mins of pure happiness. Thanks ozzyman yea na yea thank you

  • @redtyto5399
    @redtyto5399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:37 Being decapitated by a car door is truly a horrifying freak accident.. True nightmare material.

  • @christophermerlot3366
    @christophermerlot3366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The main shopping mall in Toronto is called the Eaton's Centre. Years ago I destroyed one of the revolving doors because I went in through the wrong direction. Even though dozens of people saw me I just continued on as if nothing unusual had happened. Recreational substances may have been involved.

  • @bilalattal2707
    @bilalattal2707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:53 the guy is desperately trying to hide his right foot thumb appearing from his torn sock

  • @Abhi_98
    @Abhi_98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thank you for bringing a smile on my face, going through a very bad phase, means alot ❤️

    • @csl750
      @csl750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ozzy Man is the hero we all need..

    • @roberthopwood3758
      @roberthopwood3758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chin up, old boy.

    • @your3kidding
      @your3kidding 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😺

  • @OtisAvalon
    @OtisAvalon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best Ozzy Man review in a while. This is what keeps me coming back.

  • @CactusJackIV
    @CactusJackIV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Love AussieMan’s attitude about things. Keep up the awesome work!

  • @onsokumaru4663
    @onsokumaru4663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:12 They sure are preparing themselves on all fours to get in for the pounding. 🤣

  • @fernosan
    @fernosan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As someone that had tooth internal bleeding, root canal and a porcelain venner from hammering a dodgy invisible glass door, this video is hilarious and some kind of justice against these objects from hell

    • @stoneagepig3768
      @stoneagepig3768 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's tooth internal bleeding?

    • @fernosan
      @fernosan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stoneagepig3768 the root bleeds. The blood vessels rupture and the tooth become gray as it soaks up pigment from the blood. If the trauma is big or not treated the root dies. To test this the dentist puts dry ice in your tooth. If you don't scream in pain, congratulations, you have a dead, grayish tooth. Expensive treatment to restore the looks (imagine upper front teeth)

    • @stoneagepig3768
      @stoneagepig3768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oooph! That sounds nasty, hope you're ok now pal. Glad I found out what it was from you rather than learning first hand. Cheers fella keep them knashers safe

  • @landandsea8354
    @landandsea8354 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of your best for a while. Good old fashioned Ozzy Man this

  • @nemesisrr9492
    @nemesisrr9492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I always open the door with my face

    • @nextminvideos
      @nextminvideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It shows.

    • @jessicad83
      @jessicad83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nextminvideos 🥁🥁-🔔

    • @MaskOfCinder
      @MaskOfCinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I use my mind.

    • @shangkhabrahma
      @shangkhabrahma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that means you are a dodgy person😅 for the door

    • @kingtaz191
      @kingtaz191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s easier that way

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You know what's even more terrifying? Self-flushing toilets. You're sitting there just doing your business, letting that loaf break off in chunks and fall freely into the pond on its own time while doing a sudoku, then suddenly FWOOOOOSSHHH you're getting explosively decompressed out of the ISS into deep space.

  • @yvettedesmarais8107
    @yvettedesmarais8107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I walk up to automatic doors, wave and say “Open magic doors”. It usually works. Used to drive my daughter crazy.

    • @madtrucker0983
      @madtrucker0983 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love driving my daughter crazy

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or ya know Alohomora

    • @rodchallis8031
      @rodchallis8031 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hum the theme to "Get Smart". I think you have to be old to get the reference.

  • @russellwatson2979
    @russellwatson2979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Crawl to get in for their pounding 😂😂😂😂😂 you win the Internet !!!

  • @jberg0077
    @jberg0077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OZ man is the GOLDEST !!! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

  • @ashtri21
    @ashtri21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This happened at one of my jobs a lot. I sat really close to the door so always had to greet the person while trying not to giggle or laugh out loud. We tried to convince the person in charge of this that it was dangerous.
    It still never changed even after some older celebrity slammed into it so hard that she left her entire makeup imprint on the glass. The lady was so embarrassed she never came inside.
    Another person the owner of a large U.S. food chain, still finished a meeting after a bloody nose. Lol still all hilarious.

  • @marc_aussie
    @marc_aussie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “People have to crawl to get inside for their pounding” 😂

  • @SuperSecretSquirell
    @SuperSecretSquirell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:30 LPL has entered the chat

  • @nomad_actual
    @nomad_actual 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As someone that works in retail I know for a fact that at 1:15 people would have still tried to walk into the store

    • @daniellatkowsky6284
      @daniellatkowsky6284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      100%. “Oh the store is on fire and under siege from zombies but you’re open right”?

    • @tree_carcass_mangler
      @tree_carcass_mangler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, agreed. I don't miss working retail.

    • @jama211
      @jama211 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I prefer to stick to being angry about things I've confirmed to have happened, rather than assuming annoying things happened that I didn't even see happen! I can barely deal with the issues in society I know about, I prefer not to add non-confirmed ones to my list!

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why would that be a problem for you tho, You take one abnormally large step or you wait 20 minutes for someone to come clean it up. Think I know which one I'd take

    • @psychedelicpain420
      @psychedelicpain420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kiiturii Because there is glass at the entrance? You stepping on it, you will bring small particles into the store.

  • @Robochuck
    @Robochuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    strong showing for dodgy doors compilation! I can't decide between the flying toddler, the bum smack or the automatic door activating the gate that activates the door.

  • @Imlaor25
    @Imlaor25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:35
    “I’m in”
    (Matrix theme starts)

  • @str1kerxx
    @str1kerxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was so adoorable :D

  • @FallingSloths
    @FallingSloths 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Cheers to the random bystander with his arm in a sling still helping get all broken bits of glass door off the other guy

    • @motoXjake
      @motoXjake 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes been hurt by a door before.

  • @LP1990s
    @LP1990s 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the laughs... My favorite was when the glass door blew up omg been there.... God bless you and all your subscribers. Have a wonderful day Ozzy Man

  • @LoveHandel69
    @LoveHandel69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    When my mother first came to the United States she didn’t know that grocery store doors were automatic and she walked right up to one with her arm out stretched and fell not knowing the door wouldn’t be there. She also had to learn to drive stick in the mountains. Bless her.

    • @thebrowns5337
      @thebrowns5337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Drive stick?
      Is she a witch? Was it a nimbus 2000? So many questions.

    • @frostdemen1
      @frostdemen1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thebrowns5337 He says it as if she struggled so I recon a Comet 140

    • @kanishkmair2920
      @kanishkmair2920 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In India, you have to give driving exam in a geared car even if you have an automatic 🤦‍♂️

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kanishkmair2920 are automatic cars REALLY that common?
      I'm in the uk, and there are plenty of manual cars. I have one myself.

    • @kanishkmair2920
      @kanishkmair2920 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mortthemoose not that common, only high end cars
      Maybe that's why it's required

  • @CakeofPokke
    @CakeofPokke 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You sure are on a roll today, Ozzyman!! Holy Moly!!! 😂

  • @stevemuzak8526
    @stevemuzak8526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:19 Every McDonalds should have doors like that.

  • @ihcfn
    @ihcfn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The door and gates working together is just genius!

  • @DJMeku
    @DJMeku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:12 for their _pounding?_ 😂

    • @VicDumb
      @VicDumb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes🤣🤣🤣

  • @RiMajol8081
    @RiMajol8081 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Revolving Door on SPEED though, very tempting. I felt like I was waiting my turn to jump in the Skip Rope 🧍🏃🤸

  • @zaccyboy1000
    @zaccyboy1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That last one was bloody brilliant 😂

  • @tomthompson2309
    @tomthompson2309 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    FFS the Goosebumps absolutely killed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✊

  • @wjbt3
    @wjbt3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They're really just dodgy walls that move. Walls shouldn't be moving 😆

  • @tnoel374
    @tnoel374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    YOUR BEST VIDOE IN 2 YEARS THANK YOU BROTHER. FUNNY STUFF DOORS. NOT PEOPLE.

  • @ArcanePath360
    @ArcanePath360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love that they used cross head screws on the plate next to the combination gate lock 😆 Anyone with a screwdriver has instantly got access 🤣

  • @gspotmop8242
    @gspotmop8242 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one was priceless 🤣 you could had a smoke and laugh and watch that all day 🤣

  • @mariannecontrino6297
    @mariannecontrino6297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alternate title, "Ozzy Man Reviews, Dodgy Door Debacles: the Glass Strikes Back".
    *Now, I'm no barrier expert, but if you ask me, some of these doors are coming off a bit "unhinged"?!?!

  • @JanineStoryteller
    @JanineStoryteller 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    OMG! 😂😂😂 The doors opening each other is hilarious!

  • @DogBoots77
    @DogBoots77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The first video could have been even worse if the door had slid open while he was passing through the swinging door. Insane dofgy design!

  • @ProMode2007x
    @ProMode2007x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the most hilarious and funny commentary I've heard in a while.

  • @darshanrajgopal4646
    @darshanrajgopal4646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Always a good laugh with Ozzy man 😂

  • @ajd8558
    @ajd8558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm amazed that anyone needs anything you can buy at Poundland so badly that they're willing to crawl under a broken door to get it. That place is basically just impulse-buy city.

  • @bondt0087
    @bondt0087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    And here i really thought head detection technology was something like face detection technology in phone cameras then I lost it 0:40 knowing it was actually Ozzy's Technology and not real.

  • @thatkimhope
    @thatkimhope 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “People have to crawl to get inside (Poundland) for their pounding” … OzzyMan, I a-door ya - you’re funny as!

  • @ilertargenthorne4639
    @ilertargenthorne4639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:26
    Chinese Elon Musk is in your head, he can't hurt you
    _Chinese Elon Musk's head:_

  • @jenningabout247
    @jenningabout247 ปีที่แล้ว

    I laughed so much I started to cry, then I had uncontrollable laughter crying 😂😂😂, made my night 😂

  • @veryvarley6706
    @veryvarley6706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Testing the safety features of a car door with your head --- how far the human race has come.

    • @_Atzin
      @_Atzin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean if it worked and the salesman was willing to prove it that would be impressive.

    • @y-not
      @y-not 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's a great way to achieve a Darwin award.

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gives another meaning to cars "cutting you up" eh!!! 😮

  • @thcwub3387
    @thcwub3387 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mail man got what he deserved! God I'm so over deliveries being left in spots that make it hard, or sometimes impossible, to open the door without damaging either the door or the delivery. Good work dodgy door!

  • @jbaketkd
    @jbaketkd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is why I dive through windows. They are far less dodgy

  • @donoimdono2702
    @donoimdono2702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this video shows again how doors and wind are a bad combination.
    I got out of my truck one day and the wind blew my door closed, knocking the keys out of my hand and under the truck. would not be a big deal if same dodgy door hadn't also slammed shut on my middle finger, trapping it there. fun ensued for a few minutes while I held the door handle with other hand trying to lower and stretch myself enough to finally toe drag the keys back out from under so I could free my now broken finger.
    yah, mild consternation there mate.
    (still shot 100% on range quals next day though)
    dodgy F'ing doors!

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The “automatic door being activated by an automatic door being activated by an automatic door” is peak middle-aged man humour 😂

  • @mikehuish1671
    @mikehuish1671 ปีที่แล้ว

    As an Automatic door engineer this is my favourite Aussie man video!

  • @ragnarironspear1791
    @ragnarironspear1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ozzy Man the funniest man on the planet 🤣😅🤣😅

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Ozzy for re-contextualising the Poundland franchise

  • @bbsv13
    @bbsv13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have an irrational fear of spinny doors that has just been validated

  • @susiesunshine43
    @susiesunshine43 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ahahaha!!!! I'm crying Ozzy 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nice Goosebumps reference as well, omg, hilarious!!!!!

  • @mcmaschio
    @mcmaschio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Always a laugh when i watch your videos Ozzy Man 😂… Thanks for entertaining and inspiring ❤️🔥

  • @IslanderloverBKK
    @IslanderloverBKK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much Ozzy Man, I didn't know I can laugh while feeling kind of depress🙏🤣🤣🤣❤️

  • @user-ellievator
    @user-ellievator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The worst dodgy door for me was the one I walked through that sent me to an alternate universe: this one. The other wasn't much better, but it was home.

  • @n.s.6070
    @n.s.6070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap....Aussie man is on fire!!! 🔥

  • @genethlia
    @genethlia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Automatic or not, door dodginess teaches the humanity a lesson after its incompetence to figure out the difference of "push" or "pull" signs on some of them...

    • @genethlia
      @genethlia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Johnny Horton NHM It was a joke having to do with the everyday life comparing to that clip...

    • @dougaltolan3017
      @dougaltolan3017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@genethlia I'll bet that NHM stands for No Humour Muppet

    • @genethlia
      @genethlia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dougaltolan3017 Nice one!!!

    • @2bfrank657
      @2bfrank657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are aware of "Norman doors" aren't you?

    • @genethlia
      @genethlia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@2bfrank657 A bit..