2:54 automatic door activating ANOTHER automatic door. I wonder if the slidey door and the swing door would experience fits of jealousy, each desperately wanting that which the other has?
This is why I always wave two fingers in front of automatic doors. If it recognizes me as a Jedi, it will open. If not, the door is obviously of Sith construction and must perish.
That happened to me once and I know I wasn't the only victim of the glass door. Having just purchased a video game. I was so distracted by the cover art and walked right into the glass door. It made a loud sound so when I turned around, I saw all the customers and even the clerk stopped working look at me. No one laughed as I opened the door and left. I bet that glass door has claimed many victims since it was installed. My ego was fine and still happy day for me. So I guess the door didn't steal my soul, like it intended too. Be more aware of your surroundings cause evil dodgy doors could be lurking anywhere.
I counted the use of the word 'dodgy' 18 times, excluding the 5 times the word 'dodginess' was utterered Meanwhile I noted the use of the word 'door' or 'doors' a competitive 38 times This gives us a Dodgy/Door ratio of a respectable 0.47 Multiplying this with the total amount of 'Dodgy' or 'Door' occurences results in a 26.52 on the Dodgy Door scale, which puts this video straight in to the all time leading charts (Any appeal or objection to this analysis will be noted and reviewed by the Dodgy Door Review Comission)
That kid taking flight with the screen door has me rolling. Nearly tinkled myself. Someone needs to thank the parents for posting that priceless masterpiece. XD
Years ago, during the summer when my brother was stationed in Virginia Beach, he opened his car door and got something out. When he shut the door, the 2 back door windows and his rear windshield literally exploded from the heat build-up in the car. It was crazy and obviously unexpected. Edit: The exploding glass door made me remember it.
I spent nearly an entire day inside of a big shopping mall full of automatic doors. When I finally had to leave, the door to outside wasn't automatic. The feeling of OUTRAGE that swept through me as I had to manually open that last door was pretty memorable (we get used to being spoilt by technology so quickly).
Especially since when you're leaving a big shopping centre you're gonna need the automatic door because you will presumably be carrying a bunch of bags.. 🤣
OMG (2:40) I dodged death like that one time when I was taking out the trash to a dumpster, luckily I moved out of the way once I hear the wind pick up and pull out the metal bar from the hole... I jump out of the way as the metal door slams and moves the metal dumpster. It rattled the dumpster so hard my ears where ringing after, I was just happy I dodged it in time.
I am preordering "Terror of the dodgy door" and "Spinning Door of Doom" by famed horror expert Oz E Stine . This probably chronicles the adventures of "Door patrol" - a group of dodgy heroes saving us from the horrors of dodgy doors 😁 .
Anyone seen that video of the drunk guy that lost all the fingers on his hand from jumping in a spinning door? Hand was caught against the wall and door after his friends got it spinning like mad.
The first one actually IS a sliding door but he walked into the wrong side and pushed against it. It's designed to pivot outwards if pushed against in case of a fire or human stampede.
Yeah but still, you don't proceed to walk in the fckin glass door your face first, if they/them (without assuming door gender) doesn't open first... IMO
@@kingjames4886 It is a fire safety door, those kinds of sliding doors are designed to pop off the track and swing open when someone pushes hard on them, to prevent crushes from people trying to rush out a slowly opening automatic door. Customers at work bump their shopping carts into the sliding doors all the time, and we have to constantly stop to pop them back into place.
I've just discovered Ozzy, delighted! I have a nasty time consuming job to do that requires little thought, but invariably will evoke sad memories. Suddenly it feels much less painful with the idea of streaming years of happy Ozzy. I am emotional with the relief of it. Grateful to my new but already dear Ozzy.
*_38 door_* *_23 dodgy_* *_or_* *_18 dodgy_* *_5 dodginess_* *_29 door_* *_7 doors_* *_1 doorless_* *_1 adoorable_* *_2 OZ E. STINE: book titles_* *_Spinning Door of Doom_* *_The Terror of the Dodgy Door_*
The main shopping mall in Toronto is called the Eaton's Centre. Years ago I destroyed one of the revolving doors because I went in through the wrong direction. Even though dozens of people saw me I just continued on as if nothing unusual had happened. Recreational substances may have been involved.
As someone that had tooth internal bleeding, root canal and a porcelain venner from hammering a dodgy invisible glass door, this video is hilarious and some kind of justice against these objects from hell
@@stoneagepig3768 the root bleeds. The blood vessels rupture and the tooth become gray as it soaks up pigment from the blood. If the trauma is big or not treated the root dies. To test this the dentist puts dry ice in your tooth. If you don't scream in pain, congratulations, you have a dead, grayish tooth. Expensive treatment to restore the looks (imagine upper front teeth)
Oooph! That sounds nasty, hope you're ok now pal. Glad I found out what it was from you rather than learning first hand. Cheers fella keep them knashers safe
You know what's even more terrifying? Self-flushing toilets. You're sitting there just doing your business, letting that loaf break off in chunks and fall freely into the pond on its own time while doing a sudoku, then suddenly FWOOOOOSSHHH you're getting explosively decompressed out of the ISS into deep space.
This happened at one of my jobs a lot. I sat really close to the door so always had to greet the person while trying not to giggle or laugh out loud. We tried to convince the person in charge of this that it was dangerous. It still never changed even after some older celebrity slammed into it so hard that she left her entire makeup imprint on the glass. The lady was so embarrassed she never came inside. Another person the owner of a large U.S. food chain, still finished a meeting after a bloody nose. Lol still all hilarious.
I prefer to stick to being angry about things I've confirmed to have happened, rather than assuming annoying things happened that I didn't even see happen! I can barely deal with the issues in society I know about, I prefer not to add non-confirmed ones to my list!
why would that be a problem for you tho, You take one abnormally large step or you wait 20 minutes for someone to come clean it up. Think I know which one I'd take
strong showing for dodgy doors compilation! I can't decide between the flying toddler, the bum smack or the automatic door activating the gate that activates the door.
Thank you for the laughs... My favorite was when the glass door blew up omg been there.... God bless you and all your subscribers. Have a wonderful day Ozzy Man
When my mother first came to the United States she didn’t know that grocery store doors were automatic and she walked right up to one with her arm out stretched and fell not knowing the door wouldn’t be there. She also had to learn to drive stick in the mountains. Bless her.
Alternate title, "Ozzy Man Reviews, Dodgy Door Debacles: the Glass Strikes Back". *Now, I'm no barrier expert, but if you ask me, some of these doors are coming off a bit "unhinged"?!?!
I'm amazed that anyone needs anything you can buy at Poundland so badly that they're willing to crawl under a broken door to get it. That place is basically just impulse-buy city.
And here i really thought head detection technology was something like face detection technology in phone cameras then I lost it 0:40 knowing it was actually Ozzy's Technology and not real.
Mail man got what he deserved! God I'm so over deliveries being left in spots that make it hard, or sometimes impossible, to open the door without damaging either the door or the delivery. Good work dodgy door!
this video shows again how doors and wind are a bad combination. I got out of my truck one day and the wind blew my door closed, knocking the keys out of my hand and under the truck. would not be a big deal if same dodgy door hadn't also slammed shut on my middle finger, trapping it there. fun ensued for a few minutes while I held the door handle with other hand trying to lower and stretch myself enough to finally toe drag the keys back out from under so I could free my now broken finger. yah, mild consternation there mate. (still shot 100% on range quals next day though) dodgy F'ing doors!
The worst dodgy door for me was the one I walked through that sent me to an alternate universe: this one. The other wasn't much better, but it was home.
Automatic or not, door dodginess teaches the humanity a lesson after its incompetence to figure out the difference of "push" or "pull" signs on some of them...
Still got a few cartons of these left and then they’ll be gone forever: ozzymanshop.com/keychain have a crack at it!
He put head way too low .the sensor was at above .
You should really look up the most Aussie interview ever I want to see you comment on that
2:54 automatic door activating ANOTHER automatic door.
I wonder if the slidey door and the swing door would experience fits of jealousy, each desperately wanting that which the other has?
When is a door not a door? When its 6000 pieces of glass sprayed fuckin everywhere.
This is why I always wave two fingers in front of automatic doors. If it recognizes me as a Jedi, it will open. If not, the door is obviously of Sith construction and must perish.
The sith are way better than the Jedi
If it didn't see you....
CLEARLY,
its Vision
Has been Clouded....By The DARK SIDE!
@@Bonesaw_McGraw ok edgelord.
Wise you are.
Ewan McGregor stated in an interview recently that he also does that. So it must really work when a real jedi does it
Those revolving doors in the strong wind could generate enough electricity to power the Hotel.
The tragedy of that first door fail had a great narrative arc - full of twists, turns and smacks in the faces. Could be a theatrical production.
Did you notice the exit sign was on the side the guy tried to walk out but not on the side the door slides to?
The 1st door
Reason the one side opens like it does is its incase there is a power loss so that people can still get out
There are so many hazardous things with that door is unbelievable , it makes me cringe as a automatic door engineer.
first door
@@jacobjericho1 I, too, am an automatic door engineer.
"People have to crawl to get inside for their Pounding" bruh. i'm dead 🤣🤣
I like how the one big dog pushed the door open ready to attack, but only the little dog ran out and just ran away.
Yes, I came here to answer "it was dodgy dog's bigger friend"! 😄
The HMS Dogge Carrier sent out its interceptor dogge.
The old switcheroo
Yes big dog opened the door but clearly not to attack...He got scared once he saw it hit the man in the head and the little one didn't care...
Big dog: oh shit.
Smol dog: Lmao you hit him see ya dont wanna be ya.
That happened to me once and I know I wasn't the only victim of the glass door. Having just purchased a video game. I was so distracted by the cover art and walked right into the glass door. It made a loud sound so when I turned around, I saw all the customers and even the clerk stopped working look at me. No one laughed as I opened the door and left. I bet that glass door has claimed many victims since it was installed. My ego was fine and still happy day for me. So I guess the door didn't steal my soul, like it intended too. Be more aware of your surroundings cause evil dodgy doors could be lurking anywhere.
Can't wait for Darwinism to claim you one day.
You should have asked the loss prevention guy to show you the footage. That would be awesome.
I counted the use of the word 'dodgy' 18 times, excluding the 5 times the word 'dodginess' was utterered
Meanwhile I noted the use of the word 'door' or 'doors' a competitive 38 times
This gives us a Dodgy/Door ratio of a respectable 0.47
Multiplying this with the total amount of 'Dodgy' or 'Door' occurences results in a 26.52 on the Dodgy Door scale, which puts this video straight in to the all time leading charts
(Any appeal or objection to this analysis will be noted and reviewed by the Dodgy Door Review Comission)
Bravo
🌟🏆🤓🏆🌟
Found the Virgin in the comment section....
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Did you count the aDOORable that he said or was that not included in the door count
That kid taking flight with the screen door has me rolling. Nearly tinkled myself. Someone needs to thank the parents for posting that priceless masterpiece. XD
_"The problem with dodgy doors is that you don't know it's a dodgy door until it does a dodgy deed." ~Ozzy Man_
Kinda works with dodgy people, dunnit?
Yeah, that line got me too. Brilliant! 👈
Done dirt cheap
@@woodstream6137 came here to say dodgy deeds and they're done dirt cheap.
A modern day philosopher
This is one of the funniest Ozzy Man viddies yet - your humour is absolutely stella. I'm open to more Dodgy Door videos, keep 'm coming!
2:40 I honestly don’t blame that door for smacking that guy. If someone waved their arse at me I’d probably do the same.
Poundland was closed? I got you covered.
Woo hoo, now there's an offer you don't get every day...
I think that guy was getting ready to take a dump and the workman decided he didn't want that happening.
The door simply couldn't resist! 🤣
I'm waving mine in your general direction right now.
Come at me biotch ;)
2:38 Door took everything from him. His phone, his dignity. Even took his shoe.
"working together to be as useless as possible" also applies to many people I've worked with.
I was going to say: Ozzy Man has been to some of the same offices I've been
And most ppl out there. Not just the ones you work with.
see : The Biden Administration
@@danielkokal8819 obsessed much?
@@xjunkxyrdxdog89 lol
Years ago, during the summer when my brother was stationed in Virginia Beach, he opened his car door and got something out. When he shut the door, the 2 back door windows and his rear windshield literally exploded from the heat build-up in the car. It was crazy and obviously unexpected.
Edit: The exploding glass door made me remember it.
I spent nearly an entire day inside of a big shopping mall full of automatic doors. When I finally had to leave, the door to outside wasn't automatic. The feeling of OUTRAGE that swept through me as I had to manually open that last door was pretty memorable (we get used to being spoilt by technology so quickly).
Especially since when you're leaving a big shopping centre you're gonna need the automatic door because you will presumably be carrying a bunch of bags.. 🤣
Outraged over lack of convenience? How very modern of you.
Pffft
There is a store near me where you have to enter two doors to go in. The outer one is automatic, the inner is not. Not sure why.
OMG (2:40) I dodged death like that one time when I was taking out the trash to a dumpster, luckily I moved out of the way once I hear the wind pick up and pull out the metal bar from the hole... I jump out of the way as the metal door slams and moves the metal dumpster. It rattled the dumpster so hard my ears where ringing after, I was just happy I dodged it in time.
The Poundland shop should only let the people crawl out of the exit, since crawling should be easy after recieving the pounding.
You'd think they can find the way to the backdoor
@@frostdemen1 their back door has already been pounded.
😂
I go home now for early weekend
@@sonorex how’s that early weekend treating you??
you're spittin out them jokes with the speed and determination of the incomparable robin williams
“People have to crawl to go inside for their pounding” lost my shit here 😂
Yep, me too.... ironically the funniest bit is not technically about a door,,, but, some of the other doors do give people a good pounding as well!
This is how compilations should be done.
Straight from one to the other without the need to put your own face on the screen.
TOP QUALITY.
I am preordering "Terror of the dodgy door" and "Spinning Door of Doom" by famed horror expert Oz E Stine . This probably chronicles the adventures of "Door patrol" - a group of dodgy heroes saving us from the horrors of dodgy doors 😁 .
Don't forget 'Revenge of Dumble Door'
hey look guys, some dudes trying to crack a joke!! ha ha ha how funny, the attempt that is.
@@EpicBunty he rattled your useless world :)
New York Times bestseller every one!!
Anyone seen that video of the drunk guy that lost all the fingers on his hand from jumping in a spinning door? Hand was caught against the wall and door after his friends got it spinning like mad.
*Revolving doors go whirrrrrrr*
Attorney Woo: Faints
Haha never thought I’d see an Attorney Woo reference on Ozzy Man. I love her!
That 1st clip! When he goes outside and the automatic side opens! He just puts his hands to his head🤣
The first one actually IS a sliding door but he walked into the wrong side and pushed against it. It's designed to pivot outwards if pushed against in case of a fire or human stampede.
The first guy did read the EXIT sign over the door - pretty fair assumption to be able to exit there, IMO.
he was able to exit, no one said something about an automatic door ;)
it's probably like that because of some fire code that requires a manual door under an illuminated exit sign...
Yeah but still, you don't proceed to walk in the fckin glass door your face first, if they/them (without assuming door gender) doesn't open first... IMO
@@kingjames4886 It is a fire safety door, those kinds of sliding doors are designed to pop off the track and swing open when someone pushes hard on them, to prevent crushes from people trying to rush out a slowly opening automatic door. Customers at work bump their shopping carts into the sliding doors all the time, and we have to constantly stop to pop them back into place.
Yup, he's a victim of shit design
Thank you Ozzy man. Checking your channel is one of the first rituals of my day. Perfect start to the day.
kudos to Ozzy Man for entertaining us as usual with his hilarious commentary
It kind loses its charm when the commentary just don't make ch reality
The car salesman almost made me piss my pants! Jesus Christ that was hilarious!!🤡
Watched every single video since I subscribed somewhere around 5 years ago...consistently hilarious and uplifting content mate, good shit!
#metoo he makes life better!
Ditto here! Discovered him back in 2015 and I don’t think I’ve missed that many uploads from him since.
I've just discovered Ozzy, delighted! I have a nasty time consuming job to do that requires little thought, but invariably will evoke sad memories. Suddenly it feels much less painful with the idea of streaming years of happy Ozzy. I am emotional with the relief of it. Grateful to my new but already dear Ozzy.
Me 2
Good shit cobs.
DO ONE OF THESE NARRATIONS IN AN ASMR WHISPER!!!!!!!!111One
Hearing "destination fucked" in a whisper would be hysterical 😂
Holy shit that child was strong! She held on the swingy door with one arm
She also didn't drop the cellphone she had in her other hand.
J would have shot her for that.
Imagine being so light your finger strength holds you up during an unexpected journey. Total commitment to the art of flying...
@@BeingFireRetardant Yeah, I always suspected that Dorothy was just Marry Poppins in her youth. Here is the proof, you guys.
Panic-induced death grip.
1:16 Goosebumps books were so nostalgic.
I'm a victim of dodgy shutters. Walking out of a store with my baseball cap on (as you do) , shutter was too low and BAMM! KNOCKOUT 😂. True story.
Wait. You wore a hat indoors?
What kind of monster are you?
Yup, very relatable.
*_38 door_*
*_23 dodgy_*
*_or_*
*_18 dodgy_*
*_5 dodginess_*
*_29 door_*
*_7 doors_*
*_1 doorless_*
*_1 adoorable_*
*_2 OZ E. STINE: book titles_*
*_Spinning Door of Doom_*
*_The Terror of the Dodgy Door_*
That door was already bent at the spot it hit his arse, so this is not the first time this "accidentally happened".
3:05 "working together to be as useless as possible.." LOL...I work with Doors as co-workers!
"Working together to be as useless as possible" sounds like my job
Had me cracking up at lunch at work. Now I have to explain Ozzy Man to my co-workers...and the the fandom expands exponentially...
Ozzyman never fails to give people 4-5 mins of pure happiness. Thanks ozzyman yea na yea thank you
0:37 Being decapitated by a car door is truly a horrifying freak accident.. True nightmare material.
The main shopping mall in Toronto is called the Eaton's Centre. Years ago I destroyed one of the revolving doors because I went in through the wrong direction. Even though dozens of people saw me I just continued on as if nothing unusual had happened. Recreational substances may have been involved.
2:53 the guy is desperately trying to hide his right foot thumb appearing from his torn sock
Thank you for bringing a smile on my face, going through a very bad phase, means alot ❤️
Ozzy Man is the hero we all need..
Chin up, old boy.
😺
Best Ozzy Man review in a while. This is what keeps me coming back.
Love AussieMan’s attitude about things. Keep up the awesome work!
2:12 They sure are preparing themselves on all fours to get in for the pounding. 🤣
As someone that had tooth internal bleeding, root canal and a porcelain venner from hammering a dodgy invisible glass door, this video is hilarious and some kind of justice against these objects from hell
What's tooth internal bleeding?
@@stoneagepig3768 the root bleeds. The blood vessels rupture and the tooth become gray as it soaks up pigment from the blood. If the trauma is big or not treated the root dies. To test this the dentist puts dry ice in your tooth. If you don't scream in pain, congratulations, you have a dead, grayish tooth. Expensive treatment to restore the looks (imagine upper front teeth)
Oooph! That sounds nasty, hope you're ok now pal. Glad I found out what it was from you rather than learning first hand. Cheers fella keep them knashers safe
One of your best for a while. Good old fashioned Ozzy Man this
I always open the door with my face
It shows.
@@nextminvideos 🥁🥁-🔔
I use my mind.
that means you are a dodgy person😅 for the door
It’s easier that way
You know what's even more terrifying? Self-flushing toilets. You're sitting there just doing your business, letting that loaf break off in chunks and fall freely into the pond on its own time while doing a sudoku, then suddenly FWOOOOOSSHHH you're getting explosively decompressed out of the ISS into deep space.
I walk up to automatic doors, wave and say “Open magic doors”. It usually works. Used to drive my daughter crazy.
I love driving my daughter crazy
Or ya know Alohomora
I hum the theme to "Get Smart". I think you have to be old to get the reference.
Crawl to get in for their pounding 😂😂😂😂😂 you win the Internet !!!
OZ man is the GOLDEST !!! 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
This happened at one of my jobs a lot. I sat really close to the door so always had to greet the person while trying not to giggle or laugh out loud. We tried to convince the person in charge of this that it was dangerous.
It still never changed even after some older celebrity slammed into it so hard that she left her entire makeup imprint on the glass. The lady was so embarrassed she never came inside.
Another person the owner of a large U.S. food chain, still finished a meeting after a bloody nose. Lol still all hilarious.
“People have to crawl to get inside for their pounding” 😂
2:30 LPL has entered the chat
As someone that works in retail I know for a fact that at 1:15 people would have still tried to walk into the store
100%. “Oh the store is on fire and under siege from zombies but you’re open right”?
Yup, agreed. I don't miss working retail.
I prefer to stick to being angry about things I've confirmed to have happened, rather than assuming annoying things happened that I didn't even see happen! I can barely deal with the issues in society I know about, I prefer not to add non-confirmed ones to my list!
why would that be a problem for you tho, You take one abnormally large step or you wait 20 minutes for someone to come clean it up. Think I know which one I'd take
@@kiiturii Because there is glass at the entrance? You stepping on it, you will bring small particles into the store.
strong showing for dodgy doors compilation! I can't decide between the flying toddler, the bum smack or the automatic door activating the gate that activates the door.
2:35
“I’m in”
(Matrix theme starts)
This was so adoorable :D
Cheers to the random bystander with his arm in a sling still helping get all broken bits of glass door off the other guy
Hes been hurt by a door before.
Thank you for the laughs... My favorite was when the glass door blew up omg been there.... God bless you and all your subscribers. Have a wonderful day Ozzy Man
When my mother first came to the United States she didn’t know that grocery store doors were automatic and she walked right up to one with her arm out stretched and fell not knowing the door wouldn’t be there. She also had to learn to drive stick in the mountains. Bless her.
Drive stick?
Is she a witch? Was it a nimbus 2000? So many questions.
@@thebrowns5337 He says it as if she struggled so I recon a Comet 140
In India, you have to give driving exam in a geared car even if you have an automatic 🤦♂️
@@kanishkmair2920 are automatic cars REALLY that common?
I'm in the uk, and there are plenty of manual cars. I have one myself.
@@Mortthemoose not that common, only high end cars
Maybe that's why it's required
You sure are on a roll today, Ozzyman!! Holy Moly!!! 😂
2:19 Every McDonalds should have doors like that.
The door and gates working together is just genius!
2:12 for their _pounding?_ 😂
Yes🤣🤣🤣
That Revolving Door on SPEED though, very tempting. I felt like I was waiting my turn to jump in the Skip Rope 🧍🏃🤸
That last one was bloody brilliant 😂
FFS the Goosebumps absolutely killed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✊
They're really just dodgy walls that move. Walls shouldn't be moving 😆
YOUR BEST VIDOE IN 2 YEARS THANK YOU BROTHER. FUNNY STUFF DOORS. NOT PEOPLE.
I love that they used cross head screws on the plate next to the combination gate lock 😆 Anyone with a screwdriver has instantly got access 🤣
That last one was priceless 🤣 you could had a smoke and laugh and watch that all day 🤣
Alternate title, "Ozzy Man Reviews, Dodgy Door Debacles: the Glass Strikes Back".
*Now, I'm no barrier expert, but if you ask me, some of these doors are coming off a bit "unhinged"?!?!
OMG! 😂😂😂 The doors opening each other is hilarious!
The first video could have been even worse if the door had slid open while he was passing through the swinging door. Insane dofgy design!
lol
This is the most hilarious and funny commentary I've heard in a while.
Always a good laugh with Ozzy man 😂
I'm amazed that anyone needs anything you can buy at Poundland so badly that they're willing to crawl under a broken door to get it. That place is basically just impulse-buy city.
And here i really thought head detection technology was something like face detection technology in phone cameras then I lost it 0:40 knowing it was actually Ozzy's Technology and not real.
“People have to crawl to get inside (Poundland) for their pounding” … OzzyMan, I a-door ya - you’re funny as!
0:26
Chinese Elon Musk is in your head, he can't hurt you
_Chinese Elon Musk's head:_
I laughed so much I started to cry, then I had uncontrollable laughter crying 😂😂😂, made my night 😂
Testing the safety features of a car door with your head --- how far the human race has come.
I mean if it worked and the salesman was willing to prove it that would be impressive.
It's a great way to achieve a Darwin award.
Gives another meaning to cars "cutting you up" eh!!! 😮
Mail man got what he deserved! God I'm so over deliveries being left in spots that make it hard, or sometimes impossible, to open the door without damaging either the door or the delivery. Good work dodgy door!
No, he doesn't
This is why I dive through windows. They are far less dodgy
this video shows again how doors and wind are a bad combination.
I got out of my truck one day and the wind blew my door closed, knocking the keys out of my hand and under the truck. would not be a big deal if same dodgy door hadn't also slammed shut on my middle finger, trapping it there. fun ensued for a few minutes while I held the door handle with other hand trying to lower and stretch myself enough to finally toe drag the keys back out from under so I could free my now broken finger.
yah, mild consternation there mate.
(still shot 100% on range quals next day though)
dodgy F'ing doors!
The “automatic door being activated by an automatic door being activated by an automatic door” is peak middle-aged man humour 😂
As an Automatic door engineer this is my favourite Aussie man video!
Ozzy Man the funniest man on the planet 🤣😅🤣😅
Thank you Ozzy for re-contextualising the Poundland franchise
I have an irrational fear of spinny doors that has just been validated
Ahahaha!!!! I'm crying Ozzy 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nice Goosebumps reference as well, omg, hilarious!!!!!
Always a laugh when i watch your videos Ozzy Man 😂… Thanks for entertaining and inspiring ❤️🔥
Thank you so much Ozzy Man, I didn't know I can laugh while feeling kind of depress🙏🤣🤣🤣❤️
The worst dodgy door for me was the one I walked through that sent me to an alternate universe: this one. The other wasn't much better, but it was home.
Holy crap....Aussie man is on fire!!! 🔥
Automatic or not, door dodginess teaches the humanity a lesson after its incompetence to figure out the difference of "push" or "pull" signs on some of them...
@Johnny Horton NHM It was a joke having to do with the everyday life comparing to that clip...
@@genethlia I'll bet that NHM stands for No Humour Muppet
@@dougaltolan3017 Nice one!!!
You are aware of "Norman doors" aren't you?
@@2bfrank657 A bit..